TAKING CS:GO SERIOUSLY

[@RaccoonEggs]

Sorry for the shorter/less polished video, I just got done moving out of my parents' house into my own apartment, which took up the better half of the past couple weeks. I couldn't really afford the time to work on this more, but hopefully you still enjoy it all the same. Let me know what you wanna see next, and don't forget to leave a like to accomplish absolutely nothing. Happy 4/20

[@drywater4428]

Oof

[@aa7aaron797]

RaccoonEggs it’s all good

[@mudderudder3667]

RaccoonEggs 4th.

[@almagers1999]

RaccoonEggs no prob bro

[@scarlettcrimson3283]

RaccoonEggs 😤👌

[@primadonnaqueen3685]

"Sounds like a wolf trying to howl at the sun" is probably your best joke yet

[@Fearrzzn]

Primadonna Queen I cried laughing at that part😂

[@kalioliveto1330]

My favorite racc moment was when he got killed by the guy trying to eat a giant olive

[@guud5820]

“Sounds like a dislexic wolf howling at the sun”

[@johnnyferrer4068]

Didn't he used it already? Lol

[@r4m3n4u]

i just realized when carson knifed racc he was damaged by someone named among us, 2 years too early

[@primalexplosive4352]

I just realized that and was searching for comments pointing that out

[@BigUnc893]

Among us came out in 2018

[@r4m3n4u]

@@BigUnc893 yeah but it wasn’t popular as it was now

[@grodygibsonlcd8038]

A true veteran. That or someone abusing time-paradoxes.

[@mtdewwy]

i was about to mention that

[@TikOLoRd]

*Osama Bin Ladder LMFAO* 😂

[@jovanigonzalez8363]

TikO LoRd lmfao

[@lenoxb]

Lagging*

[@RouxTheKitsune]

TikO LoRd 5:30 My dad died in a truck crash wen I was 1 2 _ (2 & a half) 2

[@TikOLoRd]

Awsomewargames Planet huh ?

[@RouxTheKitsune]

TikO LoRd I'm not making a joke

[@galaxydragons6244]

0:32 “I still do that..” OH MY GOOOOD

[@Jkrcrng]

I have invented a new game. Take a huge rip on a bong, hold it in and watch a raccoon eggs video. See how long it takes you to die laughing while you gasp like a fish with aids for 5 minutes

[@Rain-hq5ps]

Laughed and died the first thirty seconds.

[@hodzaa7133]

420 likes time to take a bong

[@10toothlesswonders69]

notice how fitz never answered to taking a girl on a date

[@benjiquack9232]

Man that aged poorly

[@taskforce6983]

Yikes

[@alxndra1772]

5:07 I used to think BLT stood for Bacon, Lettuce, Toast

[@arbetor12]

I thought blt stood for Black Lesbians Tribbing

[@CallMeCarson]

Really good video Racc, great job, though I have onE SMALL PROBLEM WITH THE END OF IT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT IN MY MENTAL BREAKDOWN

[@noobgamingfyi6070]

of course he had to or he wouldn’t have been a true friend

[@jjghost18]

Your profile picture is literally how I look, just 200 pounds less

[@pegton1981]

CallMeCarson carson big fan btw please make Minecraft modded with friends funny moments I would love that thank you.

[@daniel.5191]

your constructive criticism is about as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter

[@slothbro1574]

I feel like he did

[@alex-andrew163]

Your the dad to my beatings

[@sethbigboy324]

:::::::))))))

[@_dmbfanz_4959]

you’re*

[@buckplug2423]

You're the domestic to my abuse.

[@jasoncallaghan7066]

Your the feds to my crimes

[@shade4449]

You're the drugs to my addiction

[@marshcreative]

I have a fun New drinking game that you can play by yourself. It's called alcoholism.

[@Bmatus]

MarshmallowTV lol

[@annabelledeity2928]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared Alcohol Poisoning!

[@oddacity5883]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared oh,i know! How about crippling depression and social anxiety of your weight cus you’re fat,like i am. Sounds cool?

[@Bmatus]

Foot Fungi I THINK YOUR NAME GIVES THAT ALL AWAY JK LOL LMAO

[@mattwhite9946]

MarshmallowTV my dad plays that game all the time

[@devinjon4985]

Him and Swagger have like a soothing voice like if u agree

[@buckplug2423]

Like a sweet, thicc black lady's little boytoy.

[@galaxydragons6244]

devin jon this is the man I’d let fuck my non existent boyfriend

[@flannelteeth529]

devin jon LiKe iF y0u AGrE3!!111!!

[@calvry4157]

raccon does but uh....swagger...aha...not so much

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

@@galaxydragons6244 aye girl i could make that boyfriend go from nonexistent to existence

[@mynametracer5057]

Ever taken a girl out, and left her body in the street

[@bradenkane236]

MG HD yes my child

[@sethbigboy324]

First she suuuck

[@skyfrost_rouge1216]

@@sethbigboy324 suck what

[@sethbigboy324]

ALL THE SUCK

[@buckplug2423]

Reminds me of that 1 time I went to the restaurant with my mother.

[@edouardsahakyan4636]

Racc's voice and all the other wheezing laughs make it 100x funnier honestly

[@mattd7927]

4:18 Ironically, I choked so hard at the joke I felt like I was lethally injected or like I was in a gas chamber

[@gingerfiz5584]

“So what's your sexuality?” Uuuuuh lettuce..

[@pudgebandit1354]

"Are f*cking kidding me?! Its Nelson!" Smii7y has great reactions

[@commitco3213]

I love Racc's laugh 😂 It's so contagious

[@ScottR251]

"Sometimes, it not be like it do, but it is" -RaccoonEggs 2018 4:35

[@ZanDaMan_]

SR251 I was there when he said that and I spit my chicken broth everywhere

[@Enolam]

"With a shotgun, you've got 8 rounds, and with an AR, you can have 60" "Yeah, but if you break into a house and you want to kill an entire family" Gets me every time

[@featherworn]

My favorite game to play is see how long I can keep my hand in the waffle iron.

[@jasoncallaghan7066]

Young Forsaken im the champion of that game, my hand is a waffle

[@iceice1308]

If grizzy was a transgender would his name be Nel?

[@sethbigboy324]

Probably

[@fancydoll9877]

No it would be Neltrans

[@disabledchannel5150]

What's a transgender?

[@jasoncallaghan7066]

-testarossa an easily offended being

[@raulflores9533]

Nelson have pussy

[@squidkid4174]

1:33 I was hurting from the Nelson jokes, but this just gave me cardiac arrest

[@radicalrica]

You're the magazine to my AK-47

[@azeezyloki2287]

You’re the rag to my Muslim

[@joeneateyskeety3576]

@@azeezyloki2287 my chopsticks to my asian

[@zombiiwar1327]

You are my Gulag to my soviet.

[@TheFallopianTube420]

Roses are red Violets are blue They don't think it be like it is, but it do

[@Bliptoons]

Vortexx good one

[@BeanieGoth]

Amazing Pure poetry

[@shade4449]

@@BeanieGoth for a second I thought it was gonna say pure puberty xD

[@Jinx7286]

4:27 raccs laugh is so contagious qt this part

[@my__account]

No one: Some goose in the park across the street from my house: 3:45

[@cameron6783]

I've been subcribed to this guy since 30K and I haven't watched his videos in a few months and damn this guy blew up lol. It was well deserved, looking forward to more videos!

[@Plaugefauther]

Comedy gold

[@olvehelland8827]

*WHEESING INTENSIFIES*

[@popsmoke2346]

3:00 AMONG US! EPIC GAMER MOMENT!

[@taiga8714]

JUST WAS BOUTA COMMENT SUM SHIT LIKE THIS

[@lawrencehentgen1165]

Amogus

[@Velocity1401_]

Bro go back to the afterlife pop smoke

[@SpawnTheReaper]

First off I know none of this'll mean much to you, but I love you're content I'm a new sub and jesus 90% of your videos I'm dying. But congrats on growing so fast, keep it up, and thanks for the free entertainment .

[@user-do8gb8jp6w]

If raccoons lay eggs than do birds give birth

[@Bmatus]

Wtf

[@pecador_tor]

Devon only if there furrys

[@jasoncallaghan7066]

...fuck

[@whattupppl]

5:55 that shit was funny as fuck

[@Micha-Hil]

3:00 "Among'usGods..." HOW

[@baileymaddison2187]

I was in the middle of having a break down and getting yelled at while crying my eyes out and I came to your videos and I started dying laughing so I binged all of your recent videos backwards

[@moronribbons5774]

4:10 Is there a way for me to like this video twice?

[@marpl8761]

I wheezed so hard at the Nelson part to the point I was rolling on the ground, gasping for breath.

[@grandmamaspif6094]

Osama bin ladder now that's clever asf lmqo

[@dekto]

Osama's Been Lagging

[@commanderrex3381]

Honestly that British guy with the bad mic made the experience so much better

[@JagerHunter]

Hey i’m new to the channel and I just finished watching almost all your other videos and your hilarious, should honestly be a way bigger youtuber

[@zClutchYT]

You are the corpse to my kill

[@wrengarner6343]

3:38 McNasty truly is epic.

[@darkhellsong7973]

Swagger would be the type to get a belt, slap his girl in the face with it, and then kiss her with a yu-gi-oh card in his mouth.

[@buckplug2423]

Kinky

[@dainidanko2790]

weird flex but OK.

[@arbetor12]

If it's a cheap card he's kissing her with its OK If it's a pricey one then he can straight up die in a truck crash

[@raviolimacaroni7941]

4:42 so... What's the link to inotorious' Prof pic? J-just for a experiment...

[@slipperrk1cks]

fuck off

[@teletubbiesareprettygood1458]

For research purposes

[@allmighto9607]

Wingardium Levioverdose!

[@ZanDaMan_]

6:37 lmao I was on this server but he cut out all the times I talked

[@nazim9639]

ZanDaMan drop the ip bro

[@ZanDaMan_]

Origin Bf1 I’m not at home rn but I will after if I remember lol

[@ZanDaMan_]

Origin Bf1 just try the most popular utopia servers

[@2based162]

Bro you better remember

[@ZanDaMan_]

Ventium Gaming I still haven’t had access to my computer lol

[@ry-bread242]

Where did u get the amazing, never before seen, fucking amazing, never before seen, racoon footage for your videos? It is very inspirational. Makes me want to state the fact that racoons are the most fucking amazing, bulletproof, warlords ever! (Btw keep up the videos, I love them)

[@ry-bread242]

Makes me want to squeeze one out

[@Nodder-]

I AM LITERALLY DIEING *100 emoji* *fire emoji*

[@MementoNihilGames]

Cookie I got you💯🔥

[@e3.14c4]

Half of the references I make are to your videos racc. Thanks for keeping these up :)

[@opiumfather7084]

*Nelson, But Girl?*

[@loucnidur1691]

Nelson Have Pussy

[@AtomykAU]

Nelson have pussy

[@genjishimada685]

Will you marry me?

[@nadimnassar7094]

Channel growing I see, last time I was really there you had like 57k

[@mentalrental5818]

WE NEED A 200,000k SPECIALLLLL

[@carsonfrith6801]

Well, I'm the nails to your chalkboard. This is the first vid I've watched. Definitely subbing

[@Depressed_cat1]

" it sounds like a wolf trying to howl at the sun

[@officestapler]

5:49

[@WAX69]

@@officestaplerthank you

[@Maxymus]

I’ve saw some of your videos on instagram,and I’ve been searching your channel for a while. Im so glad I found it!!!

[@farlander2737]

3:00 anyone notice his name was Among:usGod?

[@Ethanshmeethan00]

Haven’t laughed this hard in forever. Great vid. Definitely subscribing.

[@sheikhabdu8878]

2:06 Got me laughing so hard 😂😂

[@specificocean5338]

Only Racc can make me laugh when I’m sick and close to dying

[@tybernation]

Oh my god I love your videos xD

[@dub.168]

not good enough need something like comedy gold for him to love it

[@koji3923]

i’m watching this vid in 2021 for nostalgia and i see 3:00 with a guy named fucking among us gods and i lose it

[@theretardedamericanchild4905]

jesus.

[@PradeepKari]

2:44 Is that... Jojo?!?

[@jazzypurrs]

Your the and the others are the only ones who make me laugh on KZbin now

[@switchbladesissy3719]

YESSSS FATHER HAS POSTED

[@victorrain3551]

This is by far my favorite KZbin channel

[@holdupimonthephonewithchie2487]

0:21 all over tiktok with no credit given 😭

[@fredb375]

4:05 i saw this clip on an instagram meme page the other day. i was like "aww sheet thats ma boi raccoon eggs" and when i read the comments, some were like "OMG SWAGGERSOULS" which made me die inside

[@grayman7809]

5:17 is proof that Racc can say anything nowadays and people in his lobby just laugh for the sake of laughing

[@moonschld]

Usually I’d be offended by jokes like these but I honestly can’t I’m to busy laughing! This vid is hilarious

[@loafoftofu6773]

Where can I buy a raccoon egg so it’ll grew into my pet raccoon?

[@tomdunphy6865]

Damn this is so much better than I notorious’s videos, the humour is so much less forced

[@william2532]

3:01 SUS

[@drater1063]

He says such

[@drater1063]

God damn nvm I see it

[@cablebutkus7055]

I don't know why I haven't thought to watch your older videos while high but this shit is greeeaaat

[@shukty4957]

RACC ISNT DEAD

[@myrockdied8886]

How is this guy not at a mil yet, his editing is on point and he has the voice of an angel (no homo)

[@samdaman9214]

Racc I swear, I think your my father.

[@gabe5436]

i’m sorry but “you are the nails to my chalkboard” killed me

[@baconbitz7781]

Happy 4/20!

[@Super-wx6br]

Bacon Bitz Its not

[@baconbitz7781]

A Fucking Kit-Kat happy birthday sandy hook

[@die9924]

Columbine shooting.

[@poopermanpooperman6141]

It’s weed day today

[@jarvissavage1225]

I miss this guy rewatching the videos are still as funny as the first time I have seen them

[@HItoriGHOUL]

3:00 among us

[@1218Draco]

Anything Racc says can be the meme where the kid says something & all the other kids scream “STOP!”

[@EthanMcMahon]

3:00 read the names, you’re welcome :)

[@Spoonfull]

this new video is great racc

[@xxgachamiaxx79]

Raccoon in fdl we say BLT like this banok lard and tea

[@devynpayne9942]

You know, I saw a clip from one of your videos on insta and thought it was hilarious, so I decided to look you up... best decision of my life😂

[@scottnielsenn]

Nelsonn’t.

[@reganrose4351]

If Racc ever takes me out, I will probably go on a second date with him even if he does order a God Damn receipt

[@rxe6742]

5:47 had me dead

[@mr_orange3788]

AlphaREX MOBILE Gaming ooohhh

[@lukehall5332]

Okay so I’m gonna lame out, that kid in your thumbnail is actually a pretty accomplished Boy Scout, the centennial wreath surrounding patch, Eagle Scout, AND an almost full badge sash

[@lynnsmith6742]

*THIS VIDEO MADE ME DIE HELP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂*

[@Dylan-jx2mq]

CS:GO moments that brought my dad back home

[@xyliamoonlight2970]

I used to think BLM was just Bread Lettuce Mayonnaise

[@inferiortoaster216]

5:49 THIS LAUGH IM DECEASED 😂😭💀

[@katiebeasley611]

Wait wait is that smii7y I think that is how you spell it

[@1zzKolby]

That's definitely him... soon as the video started I recognized his voice

[@Grizz.mp3]

5:49 the guy( top right) is called hana song it's just the real name of d.va from overwatch

[@tiki11111]

Why do John on the radio and raccoon sound the same

[@thefishingposts1625]

I’m sitting in my room, eating sliced up olives, watching raccoon eggs, at exactly 9:52 PM

[@liamtangney2963]

Go on the official podcast with penguinz0

[@nads4002]

Liam Tangney yess

[@aquila7615]

No matter whether Raccoon takes CSGO seriously or not, it’s still hilarious