SMPLive: Drinking and Killing CaptainSparklez

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Oski - Killa (QGRS-007)
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SMPLive: Drinking and Killing CaptainSparklez

[@cscoopvevo]

Jordan dies at 7:47

[@kale2692]

cscoopVEVO I love you

[@hues]

cscoopVEVO OHHH SHIT A UPLOAD

[@hues]

uglygal brUh

[@mini7utd210]

Jordan dies in endgame

[@hues]

1999 Toyota celicia D;

[@traves]

smH coop off de boot

[@BelleJayKay]

coop de sloot

[@bigmandan6554]

coob

[@swaggaming69420]

Conar eat pant

[@noahkim3790]

\/\/eed

[@BigMan-hd7gy]

Woah bro trave s can I get an otograph

[@_MasonDev]

I dont remember any of this

[@FB343.]

L

[@klol3066]

666 likes

[@ethan-pt8vh]

neither do i mason

[@cooliokid9906]

Nobody doies

[@rippedskateshoe]

It was a fever dream

[@CallMeCarson]

learned some *n e w p h r a s e s* in this one

[@sebastiansrensen6590]

HOW

[@WanyoOnSomeShit]

Ya well your IQ does show Carson

[@FunkyWasHere]

ok carson

[@Dude-nz6kh]

I dont care if you kill me my love for you is undying

[@irgaming2140]

when you streaming?

[@juvito3451]

"brb gotta go drive the new mclaren" NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A FLEX

[@josephkony3993]

I'm actually baffled that after 2 years this comment has no replies

[@galgramax6713]

@@josephkony3993 Sometimes it takes people a while

[@BelleJayKay]

8:18 Now that's a perfectly cut scream

[@edgymcgee57]

dude it was SO MUCH BETTER in the actual stream

[@playerlv333]

YES

[@SolisFactor]

Oh no, don't drink the Sparkle man :(

[@afra4712]

ToxicityF3 I fricking hate this comment because I keep imagining what cscoop drinking captain sparkles would be like

[@barackobama953]

Shit! You took my joke!

[@falling_acorn]

capri sun

[@BirdaeBlue]

fallen_peaches true

[@SmokeyOwOs]

When you see Schlatt walkin

[@uhmeen1591]

I remember getting really high while watching this stream and writing "clopper doesn't like bein called clopper" in the notes on my phone

[@R0ttenacid]

Lmao

[@seammen6875]

Lmao

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Cooper's actually like the best pvper on the server

[@tyleryuh4120]

He did play on a pvp server back in the days

[@RayeX]

*sneegsnag*

[@bigbiglarge]

Zoro i'm pretty sure he played uhc a bunch ages ago

[@swifter_264yt6]

Technoblade wants the location

[@ryanappelbaum8168]

well didn't he used to play minecraft hunger games and just mini games in general before he did this

[@B93-w7v]

I like how he cuts that clip (2:54) as soon as he is about to die by the creeper.

[@xathios3907]

Yes

[@jgamerxd3316]

He does not die he has the same amount of xp

[@inktim]

Minecraft pigmen be like 10:56

[@absoluteunit240]

Ink Tim I’m crying this is the best comment on this video

[@gilligalli9321]

im weeping and crying fuck fuck fuck

[@vinylpancake6750]

this video had me in tears thankyou very much mr cscoop man

[@newttonium]

His last name is vevo

[@astrobabeyyy]

i lost so many braincells while watching this wtf

[@Otgel]

e owny hev 1 baun hell

[@slllyy4985]

sub the gay boii ya

[@Brannington]

i eat boxes

[@jobvp9924]

@vapers and smokers are beyond stupid lsd?

[@hoi807]

vapers and smokers are beyond stupid Aderall? Lmao you think that’s the same as LSD/Acid? You’re a fucking moron dude. Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about.

[@danieldeangelis5411]

yeaahh mine.. minecraft. minecraft. minecraft minecraft constantly minecraft all the time minecraft. minecraft all the time. aw minecraft, minecraft, all the time minecraft 420 blaze it all the time minecraft thats unfortunate minecraft minecraft, butter minecraft, yeah butter mm.. inject butter into my eyeballs minecraft yeah minecraft all the time butter minecraft. YEAhh minecraft.. butter.. yeahhh minecraft. yeah its me dude minecraft yeah dude butter dude minecraft dude yeaahh dude DUUDE YEE

[@moodmstro4477]

Ok Adam Skydoesminecraft.

[@ashleys6148]

damn daniel

[@danieldeangelis5411]

b r u h , thank you

[@sethkrier2387]

I have an undying love for cooper whilst he is of the drunk

[@sedattanyer738]

Hermitcraft: I scared you didn't I? Haha! Here's your items back and a stack of diamonds for the compensation, g'day! SMPLive: 9:48

[@caiterbunch3932]

SMPlive: murder without a hit is illegal. hits cost actual money. Hermitcraft: CIVIL WAR. DEATH PAINTBALL. TWO EVENTS CENTERED AROUND KILLING A SINGLE PERSON SEVERAL TIMES IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT WAYS.

[@SenjuTheSlime]

Sedat Tanyer 😂

[@DizzyKatz]

And that's why I love em both

[@nigika2204]

"I eat boxes" 7:32

[@ctrlmoca]

mhmhfmmm.. b o x e s

[@CanadianDan854]

Man, the seizure intros... _Gotta say, I kinda miss them._

[@js3phh192]

*G*_o_*t*_t_*a* _D_*a*_y_

[@Renteks-]

I saw some guy with one of those pretending it was one he actually made lmao

[@letmeacepls]

gay

[@Tricus]

nein.

[@Renteks-]

Only true OGs remember when it said gotta day.

[@Ghostof_Alice]

7:27 - 7:43 I've replayed this part like 30 times now- ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐ

[@freshpov4316]

how u do the small?

[@Ghostof_Alice]

i have tiny hands

[@cl0ud230]

It's been months and this comment is still relevant to me

[@totothesquid6239]

that's the mood

[@penelopeellis-thompson9834]

Is isn't even a capricorn

[@fujti]

THE CREEPER AT 2:54 IM DYING

[@ARXS1]

LMAAAOO

[@afra4712]

StormElite _So we back in the mine_

[@LowkeySlimes]

@@afra4712 _Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side. _*_Side-side to side._*

[@Pumpkal]

@@LowkeySlimes This task's a grueling one

[@_squarecube]

i love how ted just non stop it talking and you and mikey just ignore him the whole time

[@BearPuffz]

This was the most chaotic stream and I enjoyed all 4 hours of it

[@kineticraptor3318]

I love how frustrated ted gets when he can't interrupt people talking

[@firesurge6357]

he completely fooled u that wasnt a combat log

[@AquaStockYT]

12:50 needs to be animated

[@brebohach7946]

“i gotta CONSUME”

[@gllxxy3074]

This is truly a moment

[@lucid8553]

What kind of moment?

[@anfDJRapture]

Bruh, a bruh moment.

[@potatoluna3389]

This man has the most creative phrases I have ever heard.

[@nice-ne4io]

Coopers laugh never fails to make me happy

[@Tadahitorii]

7:28 The greatest shit i´ve ever heard, i can´t live.

[@disdain7143]

Tadahitori i come back to this every now and then and i nearly shit myself every time i hear this

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

We just need a compilation of Cscoop and his special "phrases."

[@KomoliRihyoh]

Why does this man talk like he's twitch chat

[@miiru7638]

Komoli Rihyoh he was very drunk

[@carsonanderson5084]

2:30 Cool guys don’t look at explosions. They blow things up and they get the job done 🎶

[@nicodominguez5898]

*DO THE MARIO!* Swing your arms from side to side Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Eat your arms and then again. Come on, it's time to go feed the Dario! Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now. Just like that! *DiC*

[@Tricus]

the fuck's this.

[@exveex]

You just gave me horrible flashbacks.....

[@SenjuTheSlime]

Nico Dominguez oh fuck off

[@solartaire]

I own the whole collection of this goddamn show

[@ScubaSteve27]

My whole childhood just flashed before my eyes

[@fay3daw4yps44]

The title literally made me think he drank captainsparkles

[@pr0cesshacker]

Bruh make a video on how to build the traps that you built at spawn

[@simonpaschal5009]

just watch the VODs

[@vodkawhisperer3923]

they are easy to build just play around with pistons

[@pr0cesshacker]

superslav69 I’ve tried many times and have gotten no where I am terrible at redstone

[@elyasmcguire9488]

He did it

[@pr0cesshacker]

@@elyasmcguire9488 I made this comment before he did

[@jordanw2396]

Around 13:00 Cooper you sound like he Mario going down a pipe noise

[@keynoteuser4782]

13:04

[@SenjuTheSlime]

Sketchy ! Wtf

[@cloudwhich8119]

to this day this video is my fav video on youtube

[@memele4991]

Definetly up there

[@misterk7_-]

Nobody: Literally no one: This video: DRINKING CAPTAINSPARKLEZ

[@carsonsservant8553]

really digging the new intro!

[@Moramany]

"Court, court!" Literally Mianite season 3

[@NatureShy]

TRRRRIALLL!

[@isnitjustkit]

How tf do you have perfect tracking whilst you’re drunk? I dont even have perfect tracking when I’m on adderall

[@PBandJuliana]

I open this video and all I hear is "my shmeat my shmeat my shmeat"

[@lotto5498]

"You see Schlatt walkin', that's a shot." Oof...

[@aron1089]

Either Carson was influenced by y'all or the other way around

[@chester4963]

Crazy as fuck this was 5 years ago

[@DuneEryksson]

took me over a year to notice the creeper around 2:53

[@cscoopvevo]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@DuneEryksson]

@@cscoopvevo dude, i don't know how i miss stuff like this my brain must like tab out or some shit

[@AnaniAnime]

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever watched

[@bobbybobson7410]

Your laugh is like a juvenile kazoo being played by a fish out of water.

[@bobbybobson7410]

Your laugh sounds like a baby elephant getting smacked with a 10 hit combo from Mike tyson.

[@thedrunkpenguin4105]

Man these really were the good old days

[@StryderEz]

I've never heard the phrase "What are you doing you little wanker" before.

[@goredCadaver]

Genuinely can't tell if Ted is drunk or not because he's just *_like that_* all of the time anyway. Edit: On second thought I'm pretty sure at around 11:39 is the exact moment when he started to be noticeably drunk.

[@SombrLou]

20:37 is the one of the funniest parts in this video to me because of the 4th grade name calling energy is strong but this is my favorite video from you not that ur old ones are shit they cool too

[@murphle]

20:56 never heard cooper laugh that hard

[@timforti]

5 years ago…

[@ensorcelling]

this is the best and funniest smplive highlights video ever and thats just facts

[@Adolesence]

13:04 sounding like pacman out here

[@babyragegekyume4132]

Pacman moment

[@mortalsno4086]

Probably one of my favourite Cooperscooper videos

[@memele4991]

Tru

[@jackblazer8630]

KZbin peaked off this video

[@henk7368]

Cooper straight sipping on goop

[@alljustnugget]

“Ya see schlatt walkin that’s a shot”

[@beedubree2550]

Cooper got that COVID-19 laugh because that shit infectious as hell

[@lymeson95]

who else watching this again a year after smp ended

[@Tez0riginal]

Thank you for make me deaf with that intro. Missed that from de good ol minecraft videos.

[@masterql5325]

Ah, SMPLive. The server that'll make Minecraft a thing again.

[@edgeIord]

i, too, am a blapriborn and i do eat boxes yes, we exist

[@bunniiez]

“i eat boxes”

[@auntiemomo6110]

This is borderline art

[@Orca19672]

The intro defeated my ears big time

[@davidwojcicki9221]

coopers drunk laugh cures all my problems

[@eraaj2899]

Best cscoop drunk cscoop

[@Usermane.]

I miss the insanity of early smp live 😔

[@BabaBi525]

It warms my heart when i watch this minecraft video with some maplestory music on the background

[@MaxwellBehnke]

Looks away from the tnt like he has to protect his eyes

[@kazutoshiray8167]

alternatively; a grown adult fish holds grudges against the upper class, takes money to kill said upper class, takes their place, and gets outraged about made up rules in block game

[@hahameatball499]

Love the new intro

[@lama..-]

i know every line of the video and i still laugh when i watch

[@Dbd_walnut]

"I- I'm boutta fuck around and do the Mario I swear to god"

[@shrewmii]

the weird old days

[@Richard-y7x2i]

Mason does copious amounts of drugs in court

[@Catspoken]

the outro sounds like how cooper talks it’s got that stank like wearing cargo shorts in december but if you can do it you do it, y’know?

[@aclonymous]

“I’m a fuckin blapperborn, I’m a shitboi, I eat boxes” *He’s speaking the language of gods.*

[@demypeace]

that wheezing laugh is a laugh of a drunk man and I can relate so much to such levels of intoxications XD

[@andrebishop17]

I read the title as he kills CaptainSparklez then drinks him

[@DepressedTeen14]

That fucken Micro Scream gets me everytime

[@Dude-nz6kh]

this was the funniest stream id ever been in LOL

[@lucid8553]

?

[@machiechirps]

How has it been so long 😢

[@SidekickNick]

Mad appreciate the maple music at the beginning

[@VenenoBro1]

4:39 gets me every time I watch this vid

[@changbinsnumber1seolar]

cooper is so aggressive when he’s drunk wtf

[@brazilianambassadordale8223]

The potions rule was basically instating Nixon's war on drugs on a perfect society

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

That laugh can cure depression briefly.

[@gustygraphics]

It’s crazy that I know who made that intro..... JorntMC made that so long ago. Was one of the biggest inspirations for that overused style

[@aidonkaire3393]

Hold up guys I need to *CONSUME*

[@kbgolden]

2:12 to 2:31 there is faint music of the stream. It's a modest mouse song but I don't know which one and it's driving fucking insane.

[@disappointed5617]

You guys drunk = the best thing I’ve watched

[@HogSlopp]

7:30 is the funniest shit i heard in a while

[@Scurnko]

How do you drink the sparklez man

[@hunter_2693]

I absolutely love the intro