We made this game so stupid...

[@devilsdebt4becky707]

I love Schlatt's voice so much, Jesus Christ. The sound board he did once on one of Carson's Minecraft videos was just priceless.

[@disdain7143]

DevilsDebt4Becky fuck schlatt

[@treyh3924]

@@disdain7143 why you so mad over the great businessman

[@mrnovember1230]

Jschlatt sounds a bit Italian.

[@livispuzzled]

OOPS

[@Astraaaaaaaaaaa]

@@livispuzzled no

[@kyleology3139]

Schllat always gives of the vibe of a chaotic, corrupt business man who sold his soul to some eldritch demigod and is now on the run from beings beyond his comprehension, no matter where he goes or what he is doing.

[@sofias.1922]

grunkle stan from gravity falls

[@kyleology3139]

@@sofias.1922 omg youre right.

[@okuphelele9602]

Ok.

[@salads2706]

Sofia S. i was thinking guts from berserk but you do you

[@voxman3464]

He sold his stole to get rid of stal

[@yozura8056]

Jschlatt could literally convince me to buy anything

[@PhoenixAce]

*Hot Sweaty Men*

[@coolepatatbezorger206]

*big ball*

[@justanotherchannel117]

**Hot steamy men fucking**

[@chriiiiis]

*big hot sweaty man fucking ass*

[@saif-wz7bt]

I bought 1 million schlatt coins from jschlatt

[@DarkCantSleep]

i love how they just glossed over the donation that said: one time i screwed a girl so hard she almost came back to life

[@caesthoffe]

lmao what??? whats the timestamp

[@slade7188]

Pretty basic copy pasta type shit

[@RockstarGamingRG]

@@caesthoffe 13:40

[@RekoTea]

6:21

[@giraffewithabowtie7831]

And fucking Obama Bin Laden

[@The_Memeatory]

"I just paul walker'ed a hot wheel across my room"

[@gogitoblue6895]

So you crashed it?

[@lopi4591]

Epic

[@samuelkaurin2876]

That's when I died

[@elliescoot]

what does this mean

[@samuelkaurin2876]

@@elliescoot Paul walker was Brian in fast and the furious and he died in a wreck on set I'm pretty sure but yeah lol

[@EthelonYT]

13:20 Nothing screams desperation louder than *"WE'RE ARE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS"*

[@rbrbnd]

clicked it and instantly got a chick fil a ad

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

@@rbrbnd Fitting

[@hephaestar]

What if, You wanted to go to heaven, But God said, *_Shole Weat Bread_*

[@mitochondria6247]

Those are the words of acceptance, idiot.

[@hello-jy9hf]

you kiddin?? you speakin to the Jewish G-d my dude!!! Shole, the *Pit of Which You Sleep,* and bread!!! fuck yeah budd y! i dont want to go to work

[@FuckFistingAss7osuFF7osu]

Emerald Break I love how you 🅱️ut the comma before “You”

[@shupp6267]

@@mitochondria6247 Hey powerhouse of the cell, how are u doing today?

[@mitochondria6247]

@@shupp6267 Pretty decent, mario kart Powerup

[@2andahalfpoundsofextrasalt92]

Oh Carson, oh Carson, I watch your videos with my parrot all the time (even your streams) and now he has developed the same laugh as you and I am now cursed to hear your laugh come out of my bird at 4 in the morning, scaring, no, frightening my dog thinking there’s and intruder in my humble abode, thanks to you I am cursed with my Carson like parrot

[@worms2752]

I agree

[@afra4712]

Please show us your parrot laughing

[@carelement6431]

please tell me this is a true statment

[@leocerus1625]

carson needs to see this holy shit

[@beatsbylofi3759]

how is this a curse

[@awsumsas]

“I WANT to walk and I NEED to gamble” I see schlatt’s got his priorities in order.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

“hits my give” _he is speaking the language of the gods_

[@grirrat]

cool kids don't hit the dab

[@gulano8258]

@@grirrat I beg to differ young man

[@dearratboy6326]

hits my give is so powerful

[@Why-vz2sc]

That language is English

[@kazoo6335]

oka-

[@Daniel-gx2eo]

“I just Paul walkered a hot wheels car across my room” - Mason 2019

[@natalie-sg3xh]

i don’t get it can someone explain

[@breckr1121]

@@natalie-sg3xh paul Walker died from a car crash

[@Venompool-ms8lm]

@@natalie-sg3xh you know how they made a rap about Paul Walker? Well Paul Walker took the rap literally and wrapper himself around a tree

[@yahboyancient29]

Ohhhh thanks

[@siralfredofhorsiii]

I had to relisten just to make sure he wasn't australian, hah

[@TheWither129]

5:27 Carson’s facecam is blocking the c in Carson so it looks like arson and the avatar is a little fire guy

[@tydshiin5783]

PARKINSONS

[@funnyandclevername5599]

Arson, more like ARSE-son

[@Galactoide]

@@funnyandclevername5599 OBJECTS THAT I SHOVED UP MY ARSE

[@jax9941]

call me arson

[@pukeface7371]

Big Pogger oh the funny

[@josephyoseph]

IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH IT'S TRUCK MONTH

[@rustyshackleford7594]

Link

[@acehotshot6599]

Zelda

[@dingdawng]

It's truck month

[@goblinofmossandmud1794]

Me drivi g my trunk down the highwaty

[@lilmunx9978]

How did this get that many likes

[@itshannah711]

I can’t stop replaying 4:05 I love Travis so much lmao

[@sofias.1922]

same he’s so underrated

[@itshannah711]

HurriCaine. ̄\_ツ_/ ̄ Vlogs haha thanks :)

[@stariusfalls]

noice picture ;) and i also agree, travis is so uwu

[@toastarkat]

*_"We had a bonding moment"_*

[@bruhchannel4618]

potato! at the disco Why are you calling him by his real name? You don’t know him whatsoever.

[@angellynn7104]

I love when Schlatt says "party city" the immediate presumption is that party city is just full of goblins

[@izaakweed8582]

Is it not?

[@ch0by]

You make every game you play 20x stupider than it needs to be....

[@biancafranklin566]

I have the same profile picture !! I love creamy mami

[@PotatoKing223]

Girls t-shirt: 💗 Boys t-shirt: *f o n d l e*

[@ligertea674]

This is so underrated wtf

[@1nsgnfgnt]

i'd legit wear that in public tho

[@hsimone]

Everyone's shirt: *Demise*

[@그냥사람-e9f]

*the simpsonsthe simpsonsthe simpsons*

[@tylerself9198]

These are some amazing T-Shirts.

[@tsunamikami6877]

16:07 C’mon, IT’S TIME TO GO- *_DO THE MARI-_*

[@randalreavervandal]

-O SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE

[@foodafen6367]

@Shina If you don't watch the super mario super show you go to hell before you die

[@sammygecko_]

Joe’s mic cutting out and the audio quality in general is the funniest fucking thing Loud does not always equal funny.. but he always delivers with such *passion* that the power becomes irradiating

[@Pikpikcarrotzz]

please

[@StrudoReal621]

When Carson wheezes, you know it’s good or absolutely horrific Edit: bafroom

[@gabr1elawesome]

*_I think he'd horrificly wheeze at your pfp_*

[@gone4now864]

@@gabr1elawesome damn

[@SciRuler]

Keep at 666 k thanks

[@menacingthinker4322]

Obama

[@eatmybirdz812]

BAFROOOOOOOOOOOM

[@daytonvillarreal9328]

Can we get a "Fondle" T-Shirt?

[@latrellwilson5182]

no u

[@iseeyouineverystar]

and a please one

[@murphle]

I would love that

[@mrnovember1230]

No u

[@FluffyFemFox]

Could i have a fondle sweater

[@ComputerHeadGFX]

4:03 i come to this video everytime for traves laughing at "Spongebob"

[@justanotherchannel117]

ComputerHeadGFX Haha yeah he laughed way to hard at that

[@MadeOfConfusion]

I have to go to the original sometimes cause it has like unadulterated minute and 10 seconds or so of him laughing at JUST SPONGEBOB

[@toasty7408]

“I want to be the first person to fight a living goblin” missed the chance to say “just fight Carson”

[@zeeboss7553]

You’ll never win against a professional businessmen like schlatt!

[@sparkkoo0]

i think schlatt has the real potential to be a cryptocurrency businessman.

[@nanos1267]

@@sparkkoo0 I'd buy all of the schlatt coin. That man irradiates pure charisma.

[@sparkkoo0]

@@nanos1267 Yeah i'd buy too

[@zeeboss7553]

Nanos damn well said

[@discontinuedchannel1824]

I see

[@gavinstone9983]

13:23 just the fact that it says “we’re are” makes me laugh

[@tarrenr8159]

*"GUN"* _"sleep forever"_

[@gabisimple7806]

I think I peed a lil, I gotta go use the BAFROOM

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Feel good

[@ares_dev_yt]

"I want to walk and gamble at the same time!" *walks in a minefield*

[@dannydeleto8535]

I like how they don’t explain the game

[@theinternet2019]

It’s pretty self explanatory your just a little slow buddy

[@classin2421]

@@theinternet2019 how tf is tee ko self explanatory

[@voixmin]

@@classin2421 You make a shirt. Does it win vs another shirt? Thats about it.

[@Cyortonic]

@@voixmin They didn't show how you also make captions for the shirt, then the shirts and captions are randomly distributed, then everyone makes their own combo

[@meriotroid]

@@theinternet2019 *you're

[@mothermayihavesomebleach2129]

“There’s a real risk I might die of cancer so let’s just...” “Wait....” “It’s just a matter of time.” (Quiet applause)

[@shadowhai6048]

Cram shirt

[@LimusTG]

It was quiet because most people already bought it...

[@abbeyh]

“well...”

[@lotto5498]

My time has come.

[@theoh9529]

mason is genuinely so funny the statement "I just Paul Walker'd a hot wheel across my room" will always make me go batshit

[@gencarcar]

Carson the whole stream: "none of this is funny you guys are dumb" also Carson: *makes a whole vid on his second channel about it*

[@ubesaaa]

Thanks carson, I needed this vid Rest in peace Etika

[@ubesaaa]

@Timothy Saridakis It's horrible, I was hoping it wasn't him but when I watched the 8 minute apology video I knew it would happen...

[@diamondrhino64]

The legend

[@alpha597]

Rest in peace u legend

[@sabbath5188]

Ubesa N never even got to donate to his streams because the first stream i watched his dono ammount was 50 bucks and i dont havs that much money *JOYCON BOYZ FOR LIFE*

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

Bro stfu I don't care about him

[@gawkyadroit5869]

I can't believe they laughed at "like most people in this twitch chat, I'm a Catholic" but missed the bit right after where he says "I believe in God, I'm not a Protestant"

[@Motamentum]

Carson, I have many pictures of Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson I want to share with you. How can we make contact

[@tarunldragopegasus]

touch pp with pp to transfer the photos

[@Motamentum]

They are extremely sexy pictures

[@Motamentum]

He will regret it if he does not accept my offer This is a threat

[@ceooforcasupremacy8012]

Motamentum got any of Tom Holland?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

use discord or an email probably

[@kitt8132]

The elderly keep appearing on my doorstep! SO WE MAKE *A H O L E !*

[@bibblyboing]

RapidRecharge DROP THE ELDERLY TO THEIR DOOM

[@abramo7700]

RapidRecharge Another viable strategy is to set up an M2 Browning nest.

[@seang3524]

Miss this era of KZbin so much

[@SamwichYT]

yeah

[@ryanlarrabee9811]

Too bad everybody backstabbed him once the media had heat on Carson

[@koreoprezzii]

Me too, quackity was also fire at this time

[@yungmoneyincorporated601]

The first seconds gave me an aneurysm. EDIT: So did the rest of the video

[@shiigarakiz1447]

4:54 As you can see here, this creature is called a Carson. A Carson has a laughter that causes everybody to wheeze from how funny it is. Here is an example of theirs pieces laugh-

[@ethanwilliams9712]

6:31 i can’t stop replaying

[@averyc5684]

I would absolutely buy the "oh my god please" shirt

[@SturdyCrawdad59]

Avery Colucci I was In the stream and still have the page up for the shirts games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/EMP72NQCuzHdEj8ZM9Seckzu0Alcbbpp/

[@cc-vidsyt]

Avery Colucci I would buy the fondle shirt

[@Davidpoland2005]

7:29 for his neutral special, joker wields a walking stick

[@crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington]

13:21 “we are are going out of business”

[@Riolupai]

hi cupster

[@BreadIsDum]

He went out of business

[@MantisM1]

how is Crumb not verified?

[@amnesia7077]

crumb :}

[@remi-gw7en]

CRUMB MY BELOVED

[@okaykait]

I have the same t-shirt as Carson because it was in the WOMEN'S clearance section at Kohl's.😳

[@josephcarroll3321]

Cars on trans? 😳😳😳

[@blisteringstars]

Bafroom

[@sandycrow]

he looks... *licks lips* like a fine young man in that shirt...

[@jeremymanosh7541]

@@sandycrow omg what

[@ninjadog252]

@@sandycrow hot

[@dearratboy6326]

Party City "We're are going out of business."

[@UltraCero05]

"Everyone liked that"

[@anaccount4354]

8:01 Can we appreciate that it says: "Sleep forever"?

[@menacingthinker4322]

I would genuinely buy a shirt with T-posing Peter Griffin with a caption "Obama"

[@justanotherchannel117]

Menacing Thinker Dude, same

[@pissapocalypse]

I want mine to say "fondle"

[@naranciaghirga7279]

Help

[@jamkithotlinemiami901]

Yare yare daze

[@hotseggsygrinma8470]

@@jamkithotlinemiami901 ew

[@CanadianDan854]

Go absolutely bonkers yeah... Go wacky! Also Rest In Peace: Etika

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

daniel i know he is dead but this video is supposed to be funny

[@Jo_Bjera]

im kinda new here, so i'm wondering about whom this Etika is.

[@PlanetGamingOfficial]

Jo_Bjera Etika was an KZbinr with no relation to these guys. He was just well known for his gameplay and reaction videos. He went missing 4 days ago and they just found his body in the Brooklyn river. He jumped off a bridge.

[@double_process]

Jo_Bjera he's mostly known for his reactions, especially the one for smash bros, but he was a genuinely funny creator as well. However, he had suffered with mental health which lead to multiple episodes and even some arrests. Apparently he had finally reached his breaking point and had recently gone missing. Today the NYPD had discovered his body in the East River, confirmation of his death

[@ericgreenfield9610]

Jo_Bjera He was a big streamer who primarily reacted to smash. He has been suffering from mental illness and recently posted a video(it got removed) expressing suicidal thoughts. The NYPD posted a tweet saying that he was missing. Yesterday they found a body in a river which supposedly fit his description. Today they confirmed him to be dead. He never got the help that he needed.

[@SistemaOperativoIncantato]

God I miss these videos so much

[@SirLiamTheGreat]

Same

[@JD-ud9qt]

Same

[@Seeknndestroyy]

same :/

[@HurricaneGrims]

Same

[@dingdawng]

Same

[@ulety4145]

don't let this video distract you from the fact that IT'S TRRRRRRRRUCK MONTH

[@tirnan4266]

Not any more it gay month now

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@tirnan4266 No. Get that shit out of here.

[@jeepercreepers9]

ITS TRRRRRRRRRRRUCK MONTH

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@jeepercreepers9 Only at select dealers.

[@Azgaran03]

*ITS TRRRRRRRRUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK MONTH, Baby!!!!*

[@jinji69]

"Josh how do you draw these?" "hêêëéè"

[@mylesdonovan9068]

9:02 Carson: “I know exactly what this is!” Ted: “Imma end this man’s whole career”

[@Tigershark_3082]

Oi, nice profile picture

[@tarrahforcier477]

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL.

[@mxlanthios]

13:23 ...so no one’s gonna talk about “we’re are”?

[@lemonsucker2603]

You’re aren’t

[@lorenzzo4695]

I'm won't

[@lorenzzo4695]

Come to think of it the word You'ren't doesn't exist

[@mxlanthios]

Qwert you’ren’t is such an amazing combination

[@rogonzalez152]

*epic backflip*

[@Shadow-in1bu]

Bro no jokes but Carson has a laugh that puts me in stitches every five seconds U de best man

[@catswork]

this is an absolute carson classic

[@x4leiy]

oh it hurts

[@tedward1382]

At least Ted is uploading again

[@sploshsploosh]

me when i. hurter

[@Ursi_]

simpler times.,..

[@AntiTankLover]

I miss it

[@earflapphat]

i hope he returns… one day…

[@saturnblasterOFFICIAL]

14:08 - Mason's big moment.

[@360zshotnoscope2]

What did Mason say?

[@mikrokosmos674]

360zShot NoScope “i just paul walker’d a hotwheel across my room” i can’t with himmmmm💀

[@squacket]

@@mikrokosmos674 thanks

[@MidnightCinder]

Netflix: "Are you still watching?" Someone's daughter: 15:09

[@projectpimpmyneon8234]

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[@MidnightCinder]

@@projectpimpmyneon8234 That's a lot of respects.

[@villagelanding]

6:31 I can't stop laughing please help.

[@michaelblack6640]

Youre the best carson and it makes my day when you post, thanks for all the great work

[@parkerfml4098]

BenGuarnacciaisshitarguitar you’re the reason thanos should have snapped twice

[@MontyTheMothman]

4:11 I love traves’ laugh

[@WombatSteve]

2:11 "The best character in Carson's videos" Josh is a made up personality confirmed.

[@cryo1840]

Soupe a l’ognon: I can win the whole thing! Shole weat bread: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career

[@hado5445]

"I'm bout to end this man's shole career"

[@itschloebleu]

change it to shole please

[@scoutkirby144]

Welcome to Shole Foods

[@velcroheelies]

we're begging you change it to shole

[@itschloebleu]

please change it to shole

[@miran_rbm]

Travis laughing and going "SPONGEBOOOB" at 4:11 gets me everytime

[@blatskaliasbigsapo874]

15:10 Here we have a prime example of a sound that is not regular in the wilderness. The wild Carson Mating Sound.

[@callmedrew01]

No one: Not a single soul: Carson: You guys heard of twitch prime?

[@jimlasagna342]

6:31 when mom takes away your cheerios

[@urlocaldevilbaby4797]

I'm still waiting on ted coming out w/ that "oh my god please" tomato boy merch

[@samuraijackoff5354]

I would buy it before it was even out

[@jeremysullivan1383]

i want a Fondle shirt so bad

[@sleepinggiant64]

"When life gives you lemons, you should be like 'Why're you buttering me up with these lemons, life?" 10:07 XD

[@svrdx6426]

6:24 "BRO GIMME A MINUTE!" 6:31 "heuegh!"

[@parkerfml4098]

Look guys, I get it. I’m as sad as you all are that etika is gone. But is there any reason to flood a completely unrelated video with a bunch of RIP Etika comments? I don’t want to sound insensitive or anything but saying rip Etika does nothing but kill the mood, and doesn’t do anything to honor his death.

[@haydenenterprisesinterpris3638]

Parker FML I know right?

[@smugly6793]

Agreed. The top 10 or so comment on every video is now “RIP Etika”

[@selfanothermostlikely478]

Thank you

[@lilsponeg6988]

Why people did the same with stan lee, X and others

[@Sinderance_]

Because people start hearing about how Etika is dead and the thumbnail says "RIP" in it. I know the thumbnail had nothing to do with Etika but that's why.

[@verj1636]

The funniest moment in the video was “we’re are going out of business” “we’re are”

[@aydrianna]

Everyone talking about how Schlatt can make them buy anything. Well, Noah. Noah can make me buy literally anything

[@PINO1101]

When Carson uploads Jackbox i think i may die of laughing

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

Engrish?

[@awesomekick5757]

The first 5 seconds i watched this I was thinking “oh no”

[@safling_]

5:37 "oh that's the fart" my favorite line from all of Carson's videos

[@gruntocranberry1322]

I liked that sly dig at Syndicate and T Martin or whatever with "I have nothing to do with this, i just found it!"

[@scrums4748]

Ok

[@zerogravityshark587]

Ok

[@PhoenixAce]

Ok

[@ascendedcat260]

Ok

[@thatonedudewhoeatspotatos9604]

Ok

[@spaghettisauce445]

15:10 he sounds like a demon

[@zach_boi8872]

3:12 Meme quality these days:

[@moenyunt3864]

7:47 Jawsh’s laugh is incredible

[@cursedproblem]

The video started and all I heard was Travis saying “NO” than I died of laughter

[@marissamcbride7154]

it’s been almost a year since this video came out and i have only found a few other things that evoke such an immediate reaction in myself as “hits my give”.

[@nuxmber8992]

Thanks Carson you're helping me get over etika I know I'm making people think about it but you're really helping me through a tough time

[@martyreaves3236]

@@izibane9295 God damn your rude he was fan of Etika he can feel sad about it to. Etika made people happy and help people get through tough time, he or she probably is one of them.

[@KarlMaxLive]

@@izibane9295 let's take the example of someone who's starving, and you're hungry. just because somebody is starving, does that mean you're not hungry?

[@poofy3148]

@@izibane9295 "My adoptive parents of 15 years died, but I don't care cause they're not my real parents." Get out of here.

[@Innes1]

@@izibane9295 if your favourite content creator was to die mate how the fuck would you feel? I wasn't even an avid fan of his and I feel fucking horrible after hearing about it. Get a fucking life, dickhead.

[@JaPasa]

@@martyreaves3236 The only thing making me sad here is your grammar.

[@SmoothTurtle840]

At first, I thought this was a re-upload... but then I realized I actually watched that stream

[@shadels_load]

16:40 this is the lockpickinglawyer and today we're going to be picking the chastity belt

[@Kid_Wicked]

“SHOLE WEAT BREAD”

[@sosansational]

this video really hits my give.

[@stahduhst]

really hits my give

[@homobabiens2437]

CallMeCarson asking for pogchamps in chat is such a non-2021 concept

[@____3243]

What are you talking about? This was made in 2019

[@homobabiens2437]

Just comparing how much things have changed

[@____3243]

@@homobabiens2437 ah my bad, it sounded like if you thought this video was recent

[@t1len666]

Schalt saying i'm a cathlic got me laughing for 10 minutes straight

[@someoneorother2758]

6:31 most underrated part of the video

[@PomadaGaming]

Can’t believe this is 4 years old already

[@NathanBenson6]

Great vid carson, keep up the great content!

[@AWormsPurpose]

If you wanna fight a goblin just punch traves, he’s a little hob goblin

[@squirecinemas1664]

Why in the fuck does KZbin find the need to make me relive the good old days

[@akid9675]

More Jackbox please omg I'm shaking and crying rn so funny

[@nanos1267]

@BONESAW IS READY wtf

[@Useryoutubeuserdba]

wtf

[@lilamphibian7812]

Wtf

[@reagantorrey69]

6:28 BRO, GIMME A MINUT- 6:38 BS BAR-

[@pyro7055]

7:12 TRUCK MONTH

[@kchackas]

6:31 Every toilet in my house when I’m sick and I say “I’m bringing the palm to nam (Napalm to Vietnam).”

[@Drewsinferno]

8:48 Leon kuwata would know something about this 😎👌🏻

[@leannehetherington2164]

Oh lord you're right.

[@MJMcKenzie322]

More like Mahiru Koizumi

[@ghoulfront]

BZHJDDJDJ NOOOO

[@sotsu618]

I almost lost my shit at “Ted Bundy: he has a leather jacket which is really sexy”

[@AydenGibbons]

3 years later. I actually went on the official website where you could buy some of the shirts seen in this video. I am the proud owner of a Fondle tee shirt I can never wear in public