CSI: Cyber Season 1 E04 + E05 in 3 minutes and 34 seconds

[@caffeinated4671]

Brb, using my l33t HTML skills to blow up printers.

[@DinoWinoSaur]

It's like if my parents were writers for a tech show.

[@Rux]

"Even the Malware has Malware!!"

[@J0elPeters]

RuxPlay Malception?

[@Schabziger]

Yo, dawg, I herd u liek malware...

[@Ambiorix975]

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[@ornim1]

I never knew I could use HTML to blow up printers

[@MikeTeehan]

Is there anything HTML *can't* do? Also: IP address, blackhat, and malware.

[@JPumacat]

CODE!!!! Code is spilling out everywhere!!!

[@nashvillewebnet]

I'll create a GUI interface using Visual Basic to see if I can track an IP address. #CSI

[@DireClown30309]

My sentiments exactly!

[@MS-fd9ep]

CSI Cyber is how I learned how to hack World of Warcraft to traffic weeds through the Auction House by scanning entire shots of cannibreast and having my client print them from their marijuana 3D printer.

[@Allon151]

BRB - hacking the mona lisa

[@J0elPeters]

alfwok I love you!

[@TFCxAddict]

Holy shit he hacked the mainframe

[@Real_Question_Marked]

***** watching my parents watch shit like this gives me a pretty pessimistic outlook for future understanding of IT..

[@TFCxAddict]

Nick Reed Furreal though

[@HildebrandJohnson]

Nick Reed What do your parents have to do with the future of understanding IT?

[@ccricers]

Nick Reed On the other hand it means we computer programmers will be able to keep our jobs

Hahaha! This is one sorry TV-series begging to be cancelled!

[@ak47gen]

Yo dawg 2:26

[@europeanplug]

"Police! Put your hardware where i can see it"

[@TwisteddxGamerr]

God this is SO Cheesy #longliveMrRobot

[@UpHigherMusicOfficial]

Silicon Valley uses words better than this!

[@Schesso]

Welp, time to hack the planet

[@ccricers]

Schesso Hack the planet till it spins on a broken axis.

[@Slblohme]

how to install firmware to update your hdd to ssd - find a flashdrive, plug it in, code linux into a gui from within the registry array and hack your hex to shit with a ram converter. Code a .png and install it into the mainframe proxy to avoid malignant bios circuit jumpers bridgewaring your transponder and hack your cpu from the deep web. Remember to transistorize the mb use to the integral inversion type 0x00c (Network Analog Digital) or else the bus-ghz may overheat due to the overclocked boolean bios battery. Apply cooling paste to your broadband sequential system or high patch cache before attempting this hack, though.

[@apanapandottir205]

I can't help but hearing "Script kitty".

[@Carlosoito]

Nice, let's hack printers with html!

[@jesse.rodriguez]

HACK THE GIBSON!

[@striderhiryufan]

The "hack a printer's firmware to purposely cause a fire" thing actually has happened: www.extremetech.com/computing/106945-tens-of-millions-of-hp-laserjet-printers-vulnerable-to-hacking So, yeah, that (and some of these others) might actually be taken from real life.

[@Gligar13Vids]

this shit makes hackers look accurate

[@Ryusuta]

1337 sp33k

[@apanapandottir205]

This is better than hackers.

[@seelessbeavers]

I liked the deep web router at the end

[@Agerian7]

Is that Fat Neil from community in the beginning?

[@SaraElbasri]

The top of technology

[@360greenboy]

At least they got there binary correct!

[@jetorax]

If you thought this was stupid wait til you get to the season where she starts seeing ghosts n shit

[@kentheengineer592]

My Favorote Quote 2:26 even the Malware has Malware LOL

[@Jbtw01]

All I heard and saw was code, code, firmware update, IP address, tube animation, server, hard drive, hack, and flash drives.

[@Boateng300]

Smart people

[@drmrdylansweg2360]

even the malwares got malware

[@SinInSpira]

HACK THE PLANET WITH WIFI AND FLASH DRIVES, YO.

[@WanKiddFong]

THIS! A million times THIS!

[@bobbyevans903]

brb hacking the IRC

[@kebelungdengerenger3288]

thats it. im throwing my printer away

[@jamesc210]

i think i can override the master boot record hard disk mainframe with a 0-day legacy data firmware bypass. that way, we can access the user account control via the cloud and backtrace the ip metadata

[@ilock345]

+James C I think your missing one thing. A hot piece of code!

[@zackquamme3500]

SO MANY BUZZWORDS

[@harrychitapu2039]

Watch out criminals!

[@shukterhousejive]

HACKERS CAN TURN YOUR COMPUTER INTO A BOMB!!!

[@tunnza2]

Thanks for doing the work. It was all I could do to watch the whole 3:34. Now I never have to watch CBS: Cyber. (The C in CSI stands for CBS, right?) (code)

[@WebBannana]

0:20 The code they're showing looks like a mangled version of a Wikipedia article. It's basically exactly the same, except with URLs and company names removed.

[@GreyAlien502]

It's the "Firmware" article in particular.

[@AxolotlMimicry]

It's so Zero-Day the Firmware number doesn't exist! Not the worst Hollywood code at least...

[@ylloboy]

>hackers are using l33t speak Genius.

[@stasiacora5012]

Can we get this one back

[@TCFan25]

Good luck trying to pull any tablet or smartphone apart in less than 5 seconds or so using a pocket knife lol

[@gameplayplus1052]

I know the director of this show

[@biggusmunkusthegreat]

+gameplayplus tell him to stop

[@gameplayplus1052]

+Josh Junon alright

[@IllusionSector]

+gameplayplus Tell him that the show's writing made my toes curl many times over. (I now basically have 10 fleshy Fibonacci spirals instead of toes, which makes walking rather uncomfortable.)

[@kevt4315]

+gameplayplus i hack and html for a living, can i get a job as a writer please code html wifi firewall code firmware

[@darkwoodmovies]

This looks really painful to watch LOL

[@averagejoe1858]

Why would they show the actual code if its so dangerous?

[@uncannysama]

Lol

[@WebBannana]

uncannysama ...that was copy/pasted from Wikipedia. It's literally identical to the source for a Wikipedia article.

[@averagejoe1858]

***** Wow, and the police just let that on the internet? Someone needs to close that Wikipedia place, it sounds dangerous.

[@Fulllife3.2]

I was trying to find a clip where this kid tries jumping from some place thinking he could do it because he did it in the video game.Apparently gamers can't differentiate reality from video games...

[@elzamariadossantos629]

Tem com dublagem em Português??🙏

[@joaoleite5785]

minha querida nao faça isso com si mesma

[@NathanIzHere]

is.. is that bow wow?

[@gwmkwan]

NathanIzHere yep that's lil bow wow, i get being gangster is no longer cool

[@8MoneyIzmyMission8]

七千转 it's called growing up. A white version way back in the day would be a hippie or later on a punker. Oh and FYI, Bow Wow never portrayed a gangster image. Maybe it seemed like that to other races IDK, but to black people, he was just a hip hop artist.

[@icezbeatz958]

did it just said anonymous

[@icezbeatz958]

at 2:48

[@biggusmunkusthegreat]

+Icez Beatz anonymizer

[@TheKira699]

Next will come hacking into your car's computer to cease all brake function...oh wait that can't be done, and one of my cars doesn't have a computers...oopsy. This show is so dreadful that I only watch it for laughs. CBS said they could only keep one CSI show, cancel this one and keep Vegas. it is at least plausible.

[@jerichom11x]

So fucking done with this shit

[@NDjinnn]

Super 1337!

[@LeonirLopes]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@laurieswanson6848]

ha ha ha