NCIS 2 IDIOTS 1 KEYBOARD

[@elsquisheeone]

My favorite part of this whole mess is the "I didn't do anything, I thought you did!" line because it implies that they're using the _same keyboard_ at the _same time,_ but *_separately_*

[@lapistaoftheparadise4627]

This ia the most accurate line of the whole scene, they didn't do anything

[@sbalogh53]

And neither of them knew what the other was doing. This reminds me of ten thousand monkeys pounding at a keyboard and in a few million years they might write a line out of Shakespeare.

[@Richie33404]

One of them was never able to push esc and one was never able to push enter 🤣

[@Astraeus..]

@@Richie33404 Worse than that, because both would have been using space as they needed, which definitely wouldn't have been at the same time :P

[@themannyzaur]

their minds were in sync

[@MannyXVIII]

sadly, on the other end of the line were 3 Hackers using a single keyboard and so there was no way that they could stop them...

[@fakingtrels]

the solution is simple. 4 hackers using half a keyboard.

[@faustgeist5716]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) how much?

[@baevar]

;D

[@domobrah2671]

10 hackers mashing one button is the best offense

[@BohepansTheThird]

Don't forget the fourth hacker that was on mouse, just clickin' and trail-blazin'!

[@thatunnamedredshirt]

As a cybersecurity expert, I can assure you that unplugging the monitor is a tried and true technique we call the "ostrich defense".

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

What you can't see can't hurt you

[@harry.s.j3749]

@Aqeel -محمود Doesn't work that way especially with hosted machines or databases.

[@danielhandika8767]

If you don't see it, it ain't happening

[@kuzakani4297]

@@harry.s.j3749 it works only if they are using their PC as terminal, but yeah, if they got their password ir something it's useless.

[@HackionSTx]

@@Alucard-gt1zf let me just put a blind on you and let's see if it doesn't hurt.

[@_arkhea]

"so you just took out the power out of the pc?" "yes, the hacker can't get in or out of the system" "so that means..." "Yes, the hacker is trapped inside the router"

[@coolandgood1010]

This comment has made me laugh unlike any other comment. I nearly passed out.

[@rioeffendi6577]

😂😂😂

[@stevenbartel5008]

Now we only have to bypass the compressor unit of the bypasser and hack into the mainframe of the dns computer to get him out of the ethernet wlan cable

[@defencebangladesh4068]

lmao

[@hououinkyouma5372]

I'm fking rolling lmao

[@Banzay27]

_What is that, a video game?_ The smartest line in this scene.

[@lecterthouart666]

Banzay27 As far as I can think of, it is the only situation where two people using one keyboard make sense. Some old games did multiplayer that way.

[@QwertyCaesar]

+Banzay27 Ever play Uplink?

[@exnihilo3279]

+Banzay27 301 club

[@MaxwellTornado]

"Some old games" BITCH HAVE YOU HEARD OF TRAVELLER'S TALES?

[@mhm3766]

Fire boy and water girl

[@realeques]

Unpluggin the monitor. We in the hacker community call it the schroedinger defense...

[@aleggs6019]

I'm dying.... oh god...

[@billied2003]

lol

[@cptwhite]

I'm literally crying. Thank you :)

[@jackharper9688]

I thought he unplugged the server, ...you can't hack a server that's not online. But if it was indeed the monitor, holy shit that's hillarious.

[@sebastiansanfunas4674]

Omg, I was trying to sleep but I’m laughing nonstop

[@Andulamb]

It was considerate of the hacker to announce himself by vomiting the stolen data all over her screen.

[@kieronchick1663]

He assumed that there weren't any tech people around. Little did he know that there were two tech people so competent that they could effectively use the same keyboard at the same time doing completely different operations. You don't expect that type of know-how.

[@SmartWentCrazy]

I unliked this comment so it stays at 666

[@kieronchick1663]

@@SmartWentCrazy Sorry I can't like your comment another 665 times.

[@ASFALT21]

A real hacker would never make it so obvious and keep it a secret as long as possible. Otherwise you get 2 people on 1 keyboard counterhacking you + the big boss who will pull the plug, scary stuff. Hackers, watch out!

[@abbysands9510]

LMFAoooo

[@DefaultMushroom]

Don't forget about sandwich man

[@xRsAtx]

He just unplugged the monitor

[@Melkac]

+xRsAtx To be fair if you have no monitor you can't see any hacking.

[@electricmaster23]

+Unshaved Malevolence "If I can't see it, then it's not happening!"

[@gas0987654321]

+Unshaved Malevolence To be fair, even if you do have a monitor you still can't see any hacking

[@Melkac]

bomberman Hm.

[@JagGentlemann]

+xRsAtx Ir maybe he unplugged a extension lead.

[@BrisonVids]

>they already burned through the NCIS public firewall >public firewall 10/10 computer security

[@Nickuncle]

+BrisonVids It's fine though. The public part is illusive because they'll just stop you on the other side of the router.

[@ultra_ultra]

+BrisonVids Nice meme arrow friendo

[@ccook24747]

Apparently, the DNC uses the same security personnel.

[@StarlightTrail3]

Your pfp perfectly fits your comment.

[@classicpinball9873]

Ultra you just revealed your own ignorance

[@xXAkirhaXx]

Someone said to come here for the worst display of movie hacking I've ever seen. Thank you anonymous stranger.

[@daenas1362]

Cbg19 video? Cause that's why I'm here

[@japzone]

Sadly it's only TV hacking

[@superfatunicorn4758]

same, saw it on the mr.robot review

[@IZEASGT]

It can be movie hacking even if it's on a TV show! Or is it "TV hacking" that's in the movies...

[@smoog]

It's the worst display of *TV* hacking. The worst display of _movie_ hacking is Swordfish. Either the scene where Hugh Jackman is being given a blowjob with a gun pointed at his head and hacks a server in 2 minutes which supposedly takes an hour, or the scene where Hugh Jackman spins round in his chair in front of 6 monitors while a virtual 3D rubiks cube is solved on screen.

[@budooooooo]

This is possibly the dumbest scene from any TV Show in history.

[@FPRobber]

I'll write a quick GUI in Visual Basic to search for even dumber scenes in TV shows.

[@AfanaticWHOkils]

James Dyson Graphical GUI User Interface**

[@BigJwlz]

CBS is for old people. Old people don't know anying about computers so they can get away with writing stuff like this.

[@Cats777]

***** Person of Interest is the only CBS drama worth watching. Scorpion is just absolutely ridiculous.

[@rambi1072]

DonRobo I've never seen code like this!

[@MegaLouis118]

Press spacebar 3 times. "We're in"

[@Erectoralporicy]

Oh. You use spaces...

[@americawashington2700]

We use tabs here...

[@cuppatea7073]

"WE'VE HACKED THE MAINFRAME"

[@djsonicc]

hahah...made me chuckle cause i understood the reference

[@forgottenalex]

press 6 for my response

[@BlaineWolfe666]

A lot of these shows are written to make old people feel like they understand young people things while also making them feel superior for being older. In this example, the two caricatures of young people do what old people think young people do: pound quickly on keyboards while shouting computer jargon. Hack! Node! Encryption! CODE! They are smart but baffled. Like the old people watching the show, they are confused by the technology things shouting at them. Luckily, an old person is there to step in and save the day. How? Not by being smarter at the technology things than the young people but by employing ol' fashioned common sense. I.e., he unplugs the stupid technology thing that is causing all the problems. Yay old people! And now a commercial for Metamucil Brand Life Insurance .

[@AesirComplex]

Kalel Storm Exactly. Silly kids these days don't use their brains. Brains which can apparently process lightning speed information while simultaneously typing on a keyboard in sync with each other

[@nateo200]

Kalel Storm Bwahaha this is dead on the money! I love NCIS but some of the tech stuff makes me want to scream. Its almost embarrassing.

[@djlinux64]

nateo200 I agree except for the "almost" part

[@nateo200]

ABC123 Yeah you are right its horrifyingly embarrassing lol.

[@tjtube263]

I think you just summed up every episode of CSI: Cyber.

[@calabiyau9269]

no wonder old people love this show "You dumb kids just need to unplug your damn computer thats how ya stop from a getting hacked"

[@zee339]

lol

[@JJSmalls]

And.... never plug it back in!

[@FartMaster69]

You better unplug your computer right now, because I got bad news for you b-boy.

[@rorybot1815]

art garfunkel ggg

[@wernerherzog8879]

art garfunkel I always unplug my computer before using it

[@hurr48]

little did the NCIS know that the hackers had 10 people on a keyboard

[@wetlettuce4768]

Hacker also had a keyboard that made more beeping noises when a key is pressed.

[@Philostipher]

They hooked up their computer to 10 different trampolines and connected them with ethernet cables and were able to use the synchronized bouncing to boost their upload speeds. Checkmate, NCIS!

[@adgato75]

@@wetlettuce4768 Truly unbeatable.

[@hfontanez98]

LMAO

[@rclark777]

No way they can stop those masterminds.

[@FoxEnigma]

IVE...IVE NEVER SEEN CODE LIKE THIS

[@Unga_Bunga]

take out the "LIKE THIS" part and you got the truth

[@lgomer3442]

I didn’t see any code on the screen until he said the word. Was just pops ups until that point hahahaha

[@notme3854]

Yeah, what programming language is "aohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnobaohdkhksgihfojeojihslnflmsohodpnfonobihdpjfonisbofnpmfonaihpgnpsjohdongpjsohfompfmoshognpnsonfonldnob"?

[@LunarGuard]

@@notme3854 It's BS++

[@windowsxseven]

@@LunarGuard good ol' C--

[@dramawind]

Thankfully, they unplugged the monitor, or the computer, or whatever that plug was for, and now the hacker can conveniently steal files from the server without anyone trying to stop him.

[@gleventhal]

If the computer is unplugged, and the hacker was connected to that computer, their connection will be reset/closed. You need a service to connect to and that service needs a processor and memory and an operating system to connect to them which all need electricity (the plug to be in) to work

[@TheStrangerHAZ]

@@gleventhal NO WAY! Bro was that you who unplugged the pc?

[@vishnuprakash9348]

@@gleventhal Not if it was a server

[@gleventhal]

@@vishnuprakash9348 What do you mean? Because a server can have redundant power supplies?

[@vishnuprakash9348]

@@gleventhal If the hacker was attacking the server not the pc which is just a node of the server, pulling the plug on the pc wouldn't affect anything if the server is still online

[@QuiteDan]

My grandparent s wondered why I was so upset about this scene. I asked them "Could you finish a book twice as fast if 2 people were typing on the typewriter?" They understood the stupid level after that.

[@blackneos940]

Analogies are everything.

[@Ugh718]

@@blackneos940 I can't believe this comment didn't get replied to in 11 YEARS till u came along XD. Like how the f lol

[@currahee]

@@Ugh718 lmaoooo i didn't even notiice the date of the op nice commie username btw

[@wolverinexo6417]

@@Ugh718 shush tankie

[@Sn1peralex]

Just shows how close minded and self absorbed people are. You have to use analogies, because you can’t trust them to see your point of view or at least take your word for it.

[@blackweiners]

GOD DAMMIT TONY DON'T JUST STAND THERE PRESS KEYS

[@tonyppe]

:D

[@jculver1674]

Tony is basically the audience in this scene - standing back, eating a sandwich while watching this insanity unfold, and trying not to laugh his ass off at it.

[@osekioghogho1592]

- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@rotellam]

If anyone wants to know what it's really like...I work in network security; an event is a lot less like this, and lot more like 5 conference calls, going through a thousand pages of logs, and then scrambling to get some executive who doesn't know anything about security to approve you doing a change in middle of the day saying "For the hundredth time, Frank, it's not going to disrupt customer applications" only to find out what really happened is some 80-year-old who is inexplicably not retired "called Microsoft" because they got a pop-up about having a virus and let some guy in India install software on his machine.

[@blacksun3884]

Mike Rotella as a Cybersec analyst myself, yes. Logs in the SIEM, manual review, writing up the report, explaining the report, reassuring them you’re trying to fix it while keeping them aware of business impact, it’s a lot more boring than what is shown here. Not to say I find it boring but when you’re writing stuff like this for a non-technical audience while you also are non-technical? It can’t be easy. I don’t blame them for trying to spice it up for the drama.

[@lttfan9185]

you forgot about the part where the HR Director (who the Network Admin reports to for some reason) then sends a company wide email telling everyone to change their passwords.

[@user-pw5do6tu7i]

Clearly you guys are doing it wrong. Im pretty sure this is from a documentary.

[@badwulff]

@@user-pw5do6tu7i Made me lol

[@zero9112]

jshowa o probably some AS400 databases on some old IBM servers.

[@Holdek]

"What is that, a video game?" You have no idea how right you are, sandwich-eating dude.

[@Holdek]

+Cemcmd Well you had to screw that up, didn't you? ;)

[@213213yoyo]

+Cemcmd ya dun fucked it up

[@EndingTimes0]

Dinozzo is the only saving grace of that show.

[@life_archive7840]

@@EndingTimes0 was*

[@life_archive7840]

@@The_Gerry_Man iswas*

[@MrNimtiz]

That was the notorious hacker 4Chan. Who is he? What does he want?

[@VidGamer123]

Who is this... FOUR-CHAN?!

[@magik97]

@@VidGamer123 he might be a system administrator

[@CRCfail]

Who is this " F O U R C H A N "

[@Jvirus2]

There were four Chans typing on the other keyboard, that’s how they were able to stop the two

[@Grumpy_old_Boot]

@@Jvirus2 Four Chans ? So it's the chinese huh ? Damn commies !!

[@robby12320]

They needed a 3rd person at the keyboard. 2 ISN'T ENOUGH DAMMIT

[@vincentpol]

That's like 3x3x3 times as much anti hackers.

[@BobbieBees]

And they should have had two people using the mouse like a ouija board planchette.

[@Warcodered01]

and at least one person hitting the back of the monitor to help it burp out the hacker.

[@DummyFace123]

The network is hacked! Quick! Unplug one computer! :D

[@MarginalSC]

No it was a point attack. They were only going after her computer. Dur.

[@LordNougat]

Nah, just unplugging the monitor will be good enough.

[@Melkac]

one monitor*

[@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932]

They only unplugged the monitor Which makes it so much worse

[@Starfals]

Nmotsch idontwannagivemyrealname At least they wont see the hacking :D

[@conanmcdonnell7390]

What most people don't realise is that the two actors were actually using the keyboard to email their agents with a request to get them off NCIS as soon as possible.

[@mzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmzmz]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@DotsHero]

FUCK FUCK EVEN TOGETHER WE CAN'T HIT ENOUGH KEYS TO BEAT THIS GUY. QUICK, PUT THE KEYBOARD ON THE GROUND AND WE'LL ALL STOMP ON IT TOGETHER!

[@stickybons3319]

"I've never seen code like this" Nobody has.

[@94XJ]

"Can you hit the A for me?" "Sure, but I need a 9." "Who gets the space bar?" So many things went unspoken in this clip. McGee and Abby are truly one.

[@lapistaoftheparadise4627]

What's on your profile pic? Are you a hacker? Can you hack facebook?

[@wooshbait36]

@@lapistaoftheparadise4627 Yes, he hacked me

[@ilock345]

"Even the MALWARE has MALWARE!!!!!"

[@diddlididdli1376]

ur face has malware

[@jackharper9688]

your mom has malware!

[@aleggs6019]

boi

[@nukenier-4836]

ilock345 no

[@canedr7883]

ur mom has gay

[@JacobSammer]

When he says "I've never seen code like this", I thought it was because it was scrolling to fast to read.

[@livebackwards]

"They're stealing our internets!" "What? Surely not all of them!" "YES, ALL OF OUR INTERNETS. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE."

[@rodrigo.lombardi]

And don´t call me Shirley.

[@mccdlibby]

How to stop a hacker. Unplug the monitor.

[@JayAreAitch]

Watch Dogs Blackout IRL?

[@sb3353]

+McCade Libby lul

[@variancewithin]

+McCade Libby not the hackers monitor, but your own too!

[@comradejosephstalin6886]

+Jacob Harrison lol!!

[@TheNightGroper]

You know, I kind of wish that being hacked, or hacking was as interesting as it is in Hollywood.

[@GangStalker17]

How would you describe it in real life?

[@TheNightGroper]

Kinda boring. Noticing that either some files have been moved or accessed when they shouldn't have, or that you have a new fun program running in the background. Though the seizuretastic accessing of files does have it's flare. And honestly the best way to deal with a real time hack like this is just reach for the ethernet cord.

[@OneAndZer0]

Didn't read comment, just upvoted you for profile pic.

[@WalkthroughHorde]

Taylor Harper >upvoted

[@WischenbartChristian]

TheNightGroper or unplug the monitor ;-)

[@pirategaming6986]

Live footage of Sony trying to stop the hacks

[@hip-hopalbumschannel9938]

I'm late by three months, but LOLLLLLL

[@Kurai_69420]

pPpPancakes But this post wasn't there 3 months ago. Also LOL

[@jorgemuniz4507]

pPpPancakes Learn to count. Also, LOL

[@nateo200]

Pirate Gaming Ahahahaha

[@DonutUnderpants]

jorge muniz Well, now it says that the original post was from six months ago, and that pPpPancakes' post was from three months ago. So HAH!

[@tricksterhuaun]

Holyshit this hacker is good! CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS, I need at least 4 people typing on this keyboard!!!!!

[@TranslatorCommunityTR]

Hahahhahhahahhaha

[@andmicbro1]

Moar people! We need moar people on this keyboard or the hackerz will win!

[@canedr7883]

fuckkk it hackedd. son if a bitches

[@christianosoriano1626]

wow whoever is on the other side of the "hack" must have like 4 hands

[@sharkcage7203]

Ever heard of the infamous hacker known as 4Chan? Where do you think the 4 comes from?

[@Nickuncle]

+Shark Cage But the name Chan and gargantuan dick never seem to go hand-in-hand.

[@deadcrowes19]

+Nickuncle On the contrary, all one seems to find on 4chan is gargantuan dicks.

[@elizabethbennet4791]

gargantuan, dickless dicks.

[@DigitalMonsters]

Must be this guy: i.imgur.com/hDOfuOx.mp4

[@TheDeqiro]

Such a hacker, he even displays his hacks up on the screen to taunt them. Such hacks, many wow. And then the genius makes plays and unplugs their computer because ya know... the computer has to be on for them hacks to work. On a serious note, imagine if they were actually encountering the hacks and that dipshit just unplugs the computer *facepalm*

[@samuelponcsak1340]

assuming everything was stored locally to that computer it would.

[@Funkopedia]

Nah, everyone know a real hacker displays a laughing skull with the caption YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED

[@tjohn6041]

samuel poncsak but the best part is he just unplugs the monitor!!!

[@northoftherockies]

A strange scene. The only winning move is not to watch.

[@zoiuduu]

northoftherockies ohhh, hello joshua, thanks for not blow up my city :)

[@skrdykatjunior6125]

Still the best hacker movie ever lol

[@jessicabecause3717]

20-key rollover saves the company from web porn virus.

[@Pwn3r]

So hacking is all about who can mash random keys the fastest? HEY MA, I'M ONE OF THEM HACKERS NOW!

[@MusicDecomposer]

"Do you even realize what this means? Ladies and gentlemen, we are watching what could be the world's very first double hack!" _- JonTron_

[@AmatMiguel]

Isn't JonTron openly racist?

[@da4127]

@@AmatMiguel your mom is openly racist

[@guillermostreiger2307]

@@da4127 maybe but jontron is too

[@BootySweat4491]

@@guillermostreiger2307 So is your upper lip

[@guillermostreiger2307]

@@BootySweat4491 nah, my upper lip was raised properly and taught basic human decency

[@invisusmachina]

weptufjahsflausdgtpaoifasfhfhouduhfdfhsfldkjhpufa0u893wduh1ui2y98RYQ8vnrpY8QYR29q8yrndusflkdffffdo863dusfjslkvc,mnesruio3iuliejaldksfhaseutydklhj8932iuo4opiaduflksdjfhyqwurjdsfljshguehkjdhf9w8374iesrdhfksjhe737098iueiodjkhsjkegh5892374yuasdfhlajksdhfsuey247u4uytioghvjksdfdklsfhslduryo89624ueryudfhyhsjklfhdslkfjhlfsdjfhslw324aduyfuishdlkfhs34789274odfuysiudysfusfhslkjfhuiyr28937a0sd89fauhyfsauiyfoiuafsfsuydoauyfd....... I'm hacking.

[@drifter402]

KZbin included the Translate button

[@drifter402]

TOP KEK. The translate button is there

[@reknown123]

Still more realistic than the clip.

[@atomicbrain9401]

Invisus Machina u hacked me. Stop it

[@poketrekkie]

qwertzuioikjhuzgfdtzuiolkjhgfdfgthzujkmnbvcdfghujikl,mnjbvcdfghjkl,mnbvfcghjkmjnhbgvfcgthzujikmjnhbgvfcdx Ten years too late but I'm stopping your hacks! xD

[@sandrsofias]

"Isolate the node and dump then on the other side of the router!" Of course... hahahhahaahhah

[@irontomato3835]

SOMETHING SOMETHING TAKE A DUMP ON THE ROUTER

[@irontomato3835]

I SWEAR I'LL DO IT

[@alexlogan202]

@@irontomato3835 LOL

[@naverilllang]

Why didn't I think of that?

[@allwordzaremadeup-voidz6229]

Wtf would that even mean if it were supposed to be real

[@TheSpacecraftX]

Nobody in writing, production or on set had a problem with this...

[@TheShiz9797]

Most of the show's audience are old people with no real technical skill. It is a running joke about how much they can get away with.

[@ThePC007]

I bet lots of people had a problem with this, but it wasn't up to them to decide what this scene looked like.

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

@cristi dules WHAT?

[@spaghetti9845]

@cristi dules Lots of people also don't know how to spell and should use some of their time learning stupid bullshit. Explain to the class what a 'looser' is please.

[@os6552]

@@spaghetti9845 She's loose after many pump and dumps

[@boomguy12345]

ISOLATE THE NODE

[@ajendrisak]

boomguy12345 I SAID ISOLATE

[@vexbanearamori7224]

xD the fuck does that even mean in boomer

[@thedredgod]

@@vexbanearamori7224 ISOLATE THE GODDAMN NODE PRIVATE

[@vexbanearamori7224]

@@thedredgod can i isolate the node in public?

[@gv2212]

A Nerd ?

[@Lun4812]

I have to admit that actual hacking would be more boring than flashing lights, dancing windows and green Matrix code on the monitor.

[@kcj1993]

User: root Password: Login failed User: root Password: Login failed ...

[@dodoontherocks]

LIAR

[@ahmadkamil3713]

@@dodoontherocks what a hero replying to 6 years old comments!

[@planetkc]

Ngl studying computer science, legit.

[@dodoontherocks]

@@ahmadkamil3713 im just waiting for your comment to become 6 years old

[@randychimp4298]

I was getting hacked, so I isolated the node and dumped them on the other side of the router, but it wasn't a point attack, so I don't know what to do next.

[@manom304]

Start typing with 4 hands and 6 feet

[@blacksun3884]

Pound furiously on the keyboard while shooting technical jargon to SSL the JSON and block their DDOS. That way the JavaScript virus can’t delete your RAM encryption and you saved the system. Then just fucking unplug one computer and your network is secure again.

[@M1ckTheMan]

....this was made in 2003. If this were the nineties it would be more forgivable, BUT NO- 2003. Ridicks.

[@windumaster14]

It's only 4 years out of the 90's.

[@diezgp]

@@windumaster14 So around half a decade after the 90s decade?

[@AWriterWandering]

Imagine if it were made in the 80s. *Virus manifests as a physical being*

[@acegamergoldie1008]

@@AWriterWandering lol

[@Abou47Pandas]

@@AWriterWandering Lawnmower man.

[@Gretchaninov]

0:22 I love that she has the time to say "he or she" when referring to the hacker, like we don't wanna make any assumptions or be rude to the hacker.

[@rexmundi3108]

People used to talk like that before "they" was enforced.

[@fervent2896]

But then calls them a he a few sentences later anyway

[@SwiddyDiddy]

Unplugging the machine is the equivalent of a security officer in a bank seeing a robbery in progress from the cameras, and then throwing a drape over the camera displays.

[@silverblue73]

no connection = no hacking

[@SteeZy644]

@@silverblue73 depends on if they were hacking the computer or the entire server. If the server is still up and was the target, unplugging the computer does nothing to stop that

[@shadow20482]

​@@SteeZy644 besides, the guy unplugged the monitor, not the computer

[@lowgrav5900]

Well to at least get one fact established at 0:23 she said it's a point attack he or she is only going after her machine So yeh unplugging the power or the Ethernet cable would sever the connection.......if they actually did that but 2 or 3 prongs on the plug shouldn't matter much as on the pc end monitors have plugs with finger screws to prevent accidental unplugging so if he did unplug the monitor what's that end of cable doing down there? Of course it could be one of those Apple monitor and pc 2 in one things I've used one the mouse and keyboard and power plug into screen......must have been low end tech to not need the massive cooling fans other pc have

[@randyparsons3188]

Wow, was the writer laughing when he wrote this? Just throw a couple cats on that keyboard while your at it.

[@awpti]

Yes. It's actually intentional. NCIS and CSI have a running challenge to see who can write the worst tech scenes. NCIS hasn't been topped since this one.

[@randyparsons3188]

awpti Really? Isn't that making your show worse? Maybe they just don't care anymore.

[@archer1949]

The average age of the audience for these shows is around "fossilized". They don't know the difference.

[@enemixius]

@@awpti No, the episode where they had an infected computer they needed files from, put it in a Faraday cage with nothing but power connected and it still managed to infect their entire network with some super awesome virus through the power line, that was the worst and most cringe worthy tech scene in NCIS history, wanted to bleach my brain after seeing that. I'd actually rather watch hacked monitors exploding (NCIS:NO) because that's at least a bit funny.

[@ccricers]

A cat stepping on the keyboard would zap one of them through cyberspace. Then he'll turn into Freakazoid and take care of those hackers.

[@zakenmaru8612]

It takes 2 people to type on a keyboard, and only one to disconnect the monitor.

[@Gogetaa]

Illuminatix 2 agents 1 keyboard

[@EricLefebvrePhotography]

+Gogeta it's due to budget cuts to law enforcement ... agents now have to share ...

[@cooljunkproductions]

This video is funny on its own, but the comments make it hysterical. I'm crying lol

[@EndsWiithZ]

I am a 1337 h4x0r and confirm that this is exactly what it looks like.

[@billybowlegs7293]

You win the Comments section. You will be awarded 57 Internets and 2 RAMs.

[@Heroesflorian]

@@billybowlegs7293 Damn, I had managed not to laugh yet while watching the video and then browsing down through the comments... but your reply finally cracked me up hard! xD

[@lifelessbaby4411]

@@billybowlegs7293 haha

[@cynicide8734]

THAT"S NOT HOW THIS WORKS. THAT"S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.

[@isaiahf-d846]

That's not how " works That's not how any of " works but yeah it isn't

[@user-pw5do6tu7i]

@@isaiahf-d846 both of your guy's (")'s and (')'s need fixing. I cant understand it. Use a third hand.

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@user-pw5do6tu7i I was saying that's not how quotation marks work I could put them in parenthesis or spell it out but didn't feel like it

[@LilC1deep]

@@user-pw5do6tu7i whooooosh

[@c0smo709]

@@LilC1deep do you even happen to know what wooosh means?

[@thePavuk]

Imagine, what if you have one specialised hacker dedicated to one of each keys. Ultimate paralel hacking machine.

[@dimbulb23]

This show is for people who think every six year old is a computer genius. "My Ralphie" knows everything about computers!"... "Don't put that up you nose Ralphie!" ..... "911?"

[@Keihzaru]

"I am getting hacked!" "A foreskin?"

[@djsonicc]

"a portscan" lol

[@bernd_the_almighty]

You can see "Intrusion detection -- firewall breached" in one of the popup windows If the operating system realizes it's being hacked, why doesn't it do anything, like disabling all connections? The main condition hackers can hack things is when the system/administrators don't even suspect anything bad is going on or can happen.

[@vojtechvaligura7054]

Man, there are 2 people using the same keyboard, trying to hack internet explorer popups. I dont think they really thought the scene THAT far to consider your point.

[@SuperD00D]

They got in the fucking mainframe

[@michaelsteffensen6844]

I love how at the end when the screen turns off neither take responsibility because they "weren't doing anything". Guess they really were just randomly hitting the keyboard...

[@2wongsdontmakearice588]

"If I can induce code69 into the mainframe of the server, I can maintain connection to the selector core to determine who is penetrating into our servers."

[@cBtv3]

i WISH the third guy walking in had helped by getting on the keyboard too

[@lapistaoftheparadise4627]

Like at least help with the space bar

[@kendra_t]

He plugs in a mouse and starts clicking randomly

[@cannibal151]

She would have defeated that hacker only if she smashed her head on the keyboard a few times instead

[@IbeCosmic]

I unplugged your monitor. Does that help?

[@MyLittleMagneton]

Boomers...

[@v1nigra3]

To b fair you only needed to unplug one cord for the whole setup back then, because monitors were connected to the CPU to power them up, unless you wanted a direct connection, so yeah one cord is all that was needed

[@DesertSessions93]

@@v1nigra3 no, no no. CRT monitors had their own power cables Seperate from the pc. If he only pulled one plug and the monitor went out, the pc is still on (assuming it wasn't a power strip he unplugged).

[@chalaars2939]

Now we just cant see it

[@victoria-w9jyd-m2ftrans]

@@DesertSessions93 have you heard of or even seen a TRS-80 Model III or 4? They actually had the CRT built into the CPU. So you're not exactly correct. Source: Had one.

[@forgottenalex]

QUICK, COUNTER ATTACK! Corrupt their JPEG files to brick their OS's firmware!

[@smartrubberchicken]

can't do that until you scan your OS with WinZip

[@ShaddySoldier]

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

[@patricklacey5726]

jokes on them, there's 5 guys on the mouse on the other end.

[@lifelessbaby4411]

ahah

[@lifelessbaby4411]

how are u verified

[@gormeroth]

It's as if a thousand nerds cried out and were suddenly silenced.

[@AikiChaos]

She's obviously trying to overwhelm the hacker and computer resources by smashing random keys on the keyboard

[@defencebangladesh4068]

lol

[@SomeoneTookMyOldName]

“Quick just run chrome and Minecraft at the same time, now no one can use the computer”

[@Roopa132]

It might calm your mind to know that one of the writers of the show said in an interview that they do these ridiculous scenes on purpose and it's basically a game between the writers always trying to one-up each other with more ridiculous computer scenes.

[@edwrodrig1]

Because of scenes like this, managers think that programmers dont work hard enough.

[@Nickuncle]

+Edwin Rodríguez "Hey Edwin. Yeaaahh... so you were cutting kinda close on that code so I went ahead and hired an assistant. This is Michael. He is now in charge of every key left of and including T, G, B, 5, and F5. You will share the spacebar.

[@Fr4ncM]

I want two of you at this keyboard STAT!

[@ryana2684]

"WHAT'S THIS? A VIDEO GAME??"

[@VincentMCL_]

You gotta love DiNozzo

[@SunlitMiracle]

Mind Splosion Well, I mean, given how many shows/movies think hacking is a literal video game...

[@Talamare2]

It being a video game is more accurate than it being hacking. So, 50 points for DiNozzo

[@Dennzer1]

@@VincentMCL_ I hate that guy. He somehow makes the scene even more annoying. "I AM EATING A SANDWICH EVERYONE LOOK AT ME">

[@LadislausDragulia]

Maybe if I close my eyes the hacker is gone.

[@PeterSitterly]

My favorite part is watching DiNozzo's sandwich transform from having a few bites missing into being seemingly cut in half cleanly.

[@PhantomImposter]

"Did you try pressing random buttons on the keyboard?"

[@autotactic]

Maybe if they both are conected via neural comunication, it could be like a person with 4 hands...

[@Vykori]

well yeah but then they turn to eachother asking who turned off the computer as if they can control different things on the same computer

[@autotactic]

asking yourself like "Did push a wrong button?"

[@nickdiggers7887]

Did he pull out a USB cable to unplug a computer? Fucking hell.

[@4sake123]

I thought you was I for a sec

[@nickdiggers7887]

I'm....me?

[@DragonReaver]

No pause it, it's not a usb it is def a power cord.

[@MemekingSupreme]

SecretProductions11 It looks like an ethernet cable to me actually, which WOULD disconnect them from from the hacker, but it doesn't explain why the screen went black.

[@DragonReaver]

No it looks like a 3 pronged wall plug because thats what it is.

[@andrewgiuliano2428]

I can't help but picture the writers of this show putting out their scripts on typewriters, since they've clearly never used a keyboard before.

[@meco2181]

neither have they used a typewriter, shit like this would straith up brake one.

[@hellothere_1257]

I kind of think they did this on purpose.

[@hunewearl8924]

paper and crayons

[@drifter402]

When writers do this type of thing, they just google some basic jargon and call it a day.

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

I'm picturing them going "what can we make these characters do that's completely ridiculous, without losing our core audience of 80 year old computer illiterates without common sense?"

[@marcpaul55]

I love at 0:14 how the background music got a little intense, as if saying that four hands on one keyboard is an epic scene.

[@hilariousnickname]

GOD DAMN IT TONY ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SANDWICH OR ARE YOU GOING TO GET OVER HERE AND TRIPLE HACK WITH US.

[@Jugem16]

Is this a comedy show, or...?

[@Nickuncle]

+Jugem16 I wish. A show about investigators figuring out the stupid shit seamen do would be awesome.

[@saoliath5000]

+Jugem16 no but i would say this portion is almost definitely comical from the pov of the writers

[@QiwiPear]

not the genre, but it has a lot of comedy in it

[@harryeast95]

Earlier series/seasons are/were much lighter (e.g. this scene) than later ones. So, maybe.

[@mbrillon765]

This was the number 1 drama show on CBS back when it was still new

[@arxidamos13]

The director should get an Oscar award..

[@loe9504]

The most accurate line "I've never seen code like this", because it isn't code

[@blacksun3884]

Over a decade later and this is still one of the worst "hacking" scenes I've ever witnessed in media. Quick thinking unplugging the computer there Boomer man Gibbs. You stopped the hacker. Except you didn't because the hacker isn't on the computer, he's on the network. At least you made the hacker's job easier by crippling the two nerds actually trying to do something to stop him.

[@Michael-Archonaeus]

Yeah, two people typing on a single keyboard is so going to stop a hacker...

[@UltimatePowa]

@@Michael-Archonaeus I remember watching this when it aired at my GFs house back when I was in High School. As someone who was studying C++ and Game Design at the time it was rather amusing rofl

[@UltimatePowa]

To be fair, the girl calls it a "point attack" saying that it's only her computer that is getting hacked. Still, doesn't really come off too well

[@JustLookA7]

The level of processing of that computer is amazing. Look at all those windows popping up like it is nothing. So realistic.

[@Tinfoilpain]

This is what happens when you don't install Adobe Reader

[@jaymz6473]

Put that fucking sandwich down and start typing, dammit!

[@jaymz6473]

Sup?

[@xXRaisinCakeXx]

"We're looking at the world's first DOUBLE HACK!"

[@palasako8732]

lmfao i hope if my computer is ever being accessed remotely that a bunch of random windows pop up allowing me to know that i have been hacked -_-

[@Funkopedia]

CAN Y'ALL IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUN IT WAS TO FILM THIS SCENE. These actors must truly be some of the greatest of all time to stay so serious during this.

[@nicholasskorik8602]

No one near me was choking so I can confirm I safely looked up this clip

[@TerryMun]

So totally legit.

[@SprDrumio64]

Watch Dogs 2 in a nutshell

[@echo3788]

ElFunkyatori not really.

[@_tsu_]

You can say it is changing user account and ssh permissions or something. Pretty inaccurate but leaps and bounds ahead of this. The dude having to stay onsite till hack runs is accurate, though telling exactly how long it takes is impossible. There are some things that can somewhat be linked to real life.

[@iamtheguitar]

"I've... I've never seen code like this!" The code: # sPacES aRe bEtteR tHan tABs !!

[@unlikelysalmon786]

Imagine pressing the tab key but when deleting a line you realize the editor just puts in 4 spaces at once.

[@3dartxsi]

"isolate the node and dump him on the other side of the router." Well, those are certainly words. One or two of them are even computer related.

[@vega_tech]

A gigabyte of ram should do the trick

[@SuperOCHomes]

Thank you KZbin for bringing us both here from Newton

[@seidiesel]

The mind melding technology for fighting Kaiju was developed from this scene

[@haydenmacfarlane7194]

I’ve taken 2 years of computer science classes so I’m well within my wheelhouse to say this was an amazing portrayal of hacking

[@xxAnaconta]

this scene keeps getting even more stupid by the second

[@zoren404]

They stereotype, it's faster.