Cultaholic Wrestling Podcast 313 - Who Will Win The Men's and Women's WWE Royal Rumble Matches?

[@diabeticman2194]

I heard from the grapevine that part of Sting's reasoning for choosing the Bucks as his last opponents was that he thought it would annoy "Hollywood" Jack the Jobber, thus being Sting's way at getting back at him for still refusing to take his laptop on a date to the Italian restaurant!

[@yousufseedat7736]

Me to

[@jimbo_1312]

I am Jack's neglected laptop, and I can confirm this is true.

[@MaBa2_0]

100%

[@johnny333X2]

This shit right here...right HERE!....is the best wrestling podcast on YT or any other platform. Good work fellas. Much love and respect from Washington State 👊🏼💪🏼

[@TheLeeGrimm]

I second all of this! sending more love from the PNW!

[@josephgleeson8122]

It's the Joel-Taholic Wrestling Podcast!!!

[@vijayrandhawa91]

If you liiiiiike a lot of wrestling, join our Joel!

[@vijayrandhawa91]

Pleb banter has now turned into Blind Date starring our lord and saviour - JOEL! Each and every week. What an absolute shagger

[@gorelord84]

Running tally for the Cultaholic Podcast 2024 Hall of Fame- Submission Counts: Maffew-1 Ross-0 Jack-1 Latest Streak-Jack (1) Longest Streak-Maffew (1); Jack (1)

[@jasonjimerson7046]

Please keep this going week after week. I can't wait until you keep this going past the 6-month point.

[@gorelord84]

@@jasonjimerson7046 No problem, I'm curious about it as well

[@zer0rez]

God speed for the work you bout to sign up for lol

[@marybonner7432]

Hey hey I watch the podcast and I'm a girl! There's Dozens of us DOZENS! My favourite takeaway is a Chinese, I also love a good pizza too. Love the podcast! Up the Podcast!

[@misspenguin4517]

Also a girl! Also love chinese takeaway! and love the podcast!

[@JordanK14]

I sweated this whole podcast watching Maffew wear his touque and coat the whole time

[@stronyboy]

Shout out to the fellow women listeners, there really are dozens of us 🥹

[@Realbreather]

Breaking Bad's Skinny Pete, presenting the podcast this week then 👍

[@aopablinhodusamba]

Many things may change, but stoping everything to listen to the dulcet tones of the lads, won’t be one of them. Keep up the magnificent work 👏

[@zer0rez]

Up the dulcet tones

[@DarkOperative]

Truthfully, Jinder and Corbin at house shows will change one’s perspectives on Jinder and Corbin. Absolutely incredible performers when off the leash!

[@fifadoc6179]

Y does maffew look like he's dressed like commissioner Gordon going to meet up with batman to discuss crime

[@aup-lid]

GOAT podcast, always the highlight of my friday night 🐐

[@glenndonnelly7730]

Maffew auditioning for East 17

[@_Tato]

Loving the pleb banter as intro to the pod, keep it up!

[@Nbflowers1989]

There are some week's where I am reminded how much I love these guys. This was one of those week's. Such a fun time!

[@Ariurotl]

1:01:32 I'm sure you'll be delighted to know that Mark Heap is not dead, it's Paul Ritter (dad) from Friday Night Dinner who's sadly deceased.

[@johnamendolia]

Next week's hall of fame nomination should be Maffew's big coat, its GORE-TEX

[@dillerdime39]

Yes the Joel pod with those other dudes!

[@OuTSMOKE]

Taylor Swift got screwed out of rights to her song recordings, the company basically owned everything she recorded while with them, and they were profiting off it. To get around that, she re-recorded her entire library, the new recordings being owned by herself. Genius move.

[@jpeach17]

Maffew, you won't feel the benefit when you go out

[@rory4605]

I wasn't expecting to see my Mum in the comments section.

[@Jackuzzi04]

Sorry, I am not standing for Ikemen Jiro slander. After going to AJPW I can safely say he's my new favourite comedy wrestler

[@dragonberrymead9525]

Love that pleb banter at the beginning

[@jvizzitor7924]

Jack must have really rushed from the episode 300 recording to the BFI premiere of The Holdovers since they were on the same day. At the end of the podcast, he didn't even look like he was in a hurry to leave or anything.

[@notaproblemmm]

Hey lads, love the podcast. Regarding the question you asked earlier on about what we don't want or want. I think I can speak for all of us here that we definitely don't want Jack The Jobber to keep weaseling his way out of not taking his laptop on a date to the Italian restaurant!!!

[@MrMario-tc8sl]

The thing about riddle saying that he was told he was going to win the rumble makes sense from the point of view that there is a history of people being told "you're going to win this match" until the last minute. Ali is a perfect example with the briefcase.

[@the_happy_gamerino]

Joel and Rebecca, the lovestory we need in 2024!

[@kingbwebs]

Up the Joeltaholic Wrestling podcast staring Joel featuring Maffew Ross and Jack

[@LydiaLikes]

Joel should have his own camera in Toni Storm style.

[@yousufseedat7736]

Nice to see Jack sitting next ross after Newcastle trashed Sunderland last week

[@Wriqhton]

Jack is the reason I have that same shirt in 78 different colors ❤

[@stuartcarden1371]

"the James noise?" Had me rolling. What a throwback 😅

[@gamerpike1005]

Ross' face when Maffew burps after their break is a fantastic picture!

[@colinrobinson2000]

As a pleb, I’m a big fan of pleb banter. It’s relatable, funny and seems to amuse that tory bastard Pacciti.

[@chrissmith6625]

The ending of screaming OBA FEMI has killed me 😂😂

[@youdontknowjack6682]

I watch to pretend I have friends here

[@DeaDGoD_XIV]

Damn work was too busy for me to tap that notification the second it popped, but I'm here for another almost four hour wrestling podcast! Jack, have you made your New Year's resolution? It better be to *not* take your laptop on that date to the Italian restaurant, because everyone knows that no one ever sticks to their resolution and your poor laptop will finally get the attention it deserves.

[@diabeticman2194]

Very true!

[@aaronkelly3839]

Maffew out here looking like a sexy Jacques Cousteau! Oui Oui you saucy sailor

[@TheThird1977]

Ross really getting to grips with his inner Joe "Jamie, can you pull that up?" Rogan getting Joel to search for stuff. 😂

[@ogjohnnydeath]

Shalom my dudes

[@Howsyer]

I fully expect next week's Hall of Fame to have Cheek Face as an choice.

[@TheLeeGrimm]

I'm so glad I stayed for that ending 🤣

[@inuenndo_]

1:07:23 “imma sting boy”… pure silence 😂😂

[@josephgleeson8122]

UP THE PODCAST!!!

[@chimpmasterflex]

Rude of Maffew to bring his shabby bald cap to the podcast to try and imitate Andrew.

[@MrBillbo2003]

We all want a re-enactment of Maffew's story with Michael Cole's `Heist Of The Century' call over the top of it

[@BalorFigsUK]

Tourettes for ass shaking 🤣🤣 I'm finished

[@NorthEastMidWest]

The Joe Coffey voice sent me.....I replayed it like 20 times

[@wallybong]

Maffew looking like a patient.

[@alined5868]

Did not know you were from Pontefract! I'm from Castleford and used to wrestle in Ponte!

[@jonmetcalf6565]

313 episodes of the podcast and Jack still forgets to come with a pick for the HOF! Yet he wonders why he only got 5 entries in last year! C'mon man, new year's resolution; turn up with a bloody pick 😆

[@patrick2176]

MY GIRL BAYLEY ❤ WILL WIN THE WOMEN'S ROYAL RUMBLE

[@darcy2037]

JOEL-É JOEL-É JOEL-É! JOEL-É! JOEL-É!

[@corndogger69]

Watching this after the event… well done maffew!! Jack looks very silly

[@Picturesandpatter]

The BFI win might be my favourite Hall of Fame victory ever 🤣

[@nvc3334]

Went into this podcast thinking how Ross gonna put this Tiffy segment over …. With the greatest of ease 😂

[@TCRblueKING]

Big pop for the “Willow!!!” reference 👏

[@jokerdanny9255]

maffew looks like Bad Ape in the puffer jacket and hat from war for the planet of the apes in this episode.

[@yousufseedat7736]

Happy that Sting could choose his last ops but the bucks come on wish FTR was the one's

[@charliethorne7]

When you have a podcast at 12 and climbing Mount Snowdon at 5

[@TheSubZer0HEro]

jack seems far too upset about his 2023 hall of fame performance for a bloke who rocks up most weeks having not thought about it at all. I'm rooting for you this year jack 2024 is your year!

[@zubrhero5270]

1:19:52 Cheekface! Cheekface! Cheekface! Also... BIG FELLAS. BIG... FELLAS...

[@thisjustin8828]

No Iron Claw review from Jack On Film???

[@lewis_g]

Loved the intro

[@Nbflowers1989]

1:07:39 ... should we start a Gofundme so Ross can go see Sting's last match? 😂

[@Cratossama]

They put out all the podcasts when I’m home from work n don’t need to listen anymore

[@afcpuzon3078]

Jack, you know what you have to do to win a HOF. Just do it. You have to finish the story.

[@sammcbride4305]

Fascinated to find out that Dave the Rave is known as Ravey Davey in Newcastle

[@JeiKuma]

I think Joel should have a camera on him so that you can occasionally cut to him when he talks or to get his reaction to something that is said

[@drewmcdonald7076]

i am only 10 minutes in but i swear if maffew doesn't address why hes dressed for siberia ill go insane

[@RemyXAnarchy]

Is it bad that my first thought was Micheal not Adam? 48:35

[@Beepbooplk]

Not 4 hours...thumbs down

[@RobertRich-jm8xb]

Ravie Davie runs the Glasgow school of wrestling for kids, guys a legend, wrestles ICW and other indies in Scotland

[@ericosb4503]

I delivered pizza in college. I can confirm Ross’s story.

[@bobmorais6977]

Every podcast since new years just keeps getting hornier and hornier 😂😂

[@FlyGod144]

Joel’s Character Arch has developed into Playboy Shagger while being onscreen for a total of 5 mins in the past 6 months

[@Cirrus5005]

OOOOOOOBA FEMIIIIIIIII is NOT 22, nope, I'm not having that. 😂 Even Joel said it with disgust.

[@ukiuki3834]

Pleb banter needs a jingle

[@anthonyjarjis5461]

Mathfew looks like the boss 😂

[@rebeccawalker2538]

Why is Maff wearing his big coat? He won't feel the benefit when he goes outside

[@RoringRiver]

Triple H's 14 years between Rumble wins is only the 2nd longest, longest would be Brock Lesnar with 19 years between victories in 2003 & 2022.

[@newajseyes]

Flippin LOVE Joel

[@robcassey6043]

Main Event Jay USO for the Men's, Bailey for the womens.

[@SuperRockfrog]

I’m also a woman, but I do not like Chinese food.

[@lewis_g]

I always thought the cowie girls move was called the cake stand not the keg stand but not sure

[@sacriphicesquad4556]

This may be from the Day 1 effect with lesnar bouncing round to the other title picture

[@redcoatray1784]

Cocktress in a Waittail bar is a band name im sure of it

[@ClosedGame75]

As one of the female viewers of the podcast ... favourite takeaway is thai. Sorry Jack.

[@be11end]

Men's Royal Rumble CM Puck Women's Royal Rumble Bayley.

[@southnewton1]

Lyra sounded good on the mic this week. You guys are harsh.

[@colemantv8344]

Why does Maffew look like the kind of guy you see selling drugs behind Lidl?

[@head_splitter8405]

Jack (and fellow viewers), I would like to propose a treaty! You finally prepare your Hall of Fame picks again and we will stop bothering you with going to an Italian restaurant!

[@diabeticman2194]

As one of the Italian restaurant commenters, I reject the treaty

[@RoringRiver]

This person does not speak for all of us commenters!

[@jasonjimerson7046]

No mention of the superstar who holds this crazy ship together week after week... Puppet Jack???

[@fifadoc6179]

Up the algorithm 😂

[@MelonCauli]

Maffew stealing Ross' nomination is brutal

[@Elvidge501]

Unbearable when Maffew just can’t admit he’s wrong 😂

[@flaccidmould9088]

JOEL!

[@gtrour4]

Already submitted my Wrestle Mania predictions below before my final exams (😂😂) A.) The Rock 😎 vs The Tribal Chief 🦁🏆 B.) Iyo Sky 👹🏆vs Open Season Nia Jaxs 🚷 C.) Gunther 🥁🏆 vs Chad Gables 🤫 C.) L.A. Knight ♞ vs The Beast Incarnate ☠️ D.) Rhea Ripley 🥰🏆 vs Bianca 💪 E.) CM Punk vs Seth Freakin Rollins 🏆 F.) The American Nightmare 🇺🇲 vs The Legend Killer Randy Orton 🐍 G.) Bobby's 💪 Crew w/Omos vs Kross ⏳️Crew w/Bronson H.) Zoey Starks 😾 & Shayna B ♠️ vs The new tag Champions Chance & Carter🏆🏆

[@YokeroTuchiko13]

Luv me some pleb banter, keep it up my niggas

[@BenDPB]

My wife and mums favourite takeaways is a chinese...................