Cultaholic Wrestling Podcast 202: What Is The Best Line From A Wrestling Promo?

[@evanhughes4968]

"this is how mugabe stays in power" is honestly the best line ever uttered by Jack on this podcast that happens to be closely followed by "I'm like trotsky"

[@ricmar92]

39:25 for the best hall of fame nomination: The DRAMA surrounding the Cultaholic’s Christmas party of 2020

[@funnybone6149]

Jacks Pipebomb moment

[@MaskedM4n]

“Your arms are too short to box with God.” is my favorite line from a promo. Punk delivered that line so well

[@cyrilfoday]

He stole that line from Nas

[@cheezeofages]

Underrated promo. Actually made me enjoy a feud I had no interest in because we all already knew the result.

[@MaskedM4n]

@@cyrilfoday who stole it from a play? Your point?

[@djsauceguy9302]

Can someone please explain this line to me. Never understood it

[@oscarx-ray3545]

@@djsauceguy9302 "James Weldon Johnson, wrote a book entitled God’s Trombones [1927]. He began one poem about the Prodigal Son with these words, “Young Man, Young man-your arm is too short to box with God.” The prophet Isaiah helps us to know emphatically that we are too puny to box with God. We are too small to grasp fully God’s greatness." So, when Punk said it, he was saying that he is God, and The Rock wasn't able to compete with him.

[@tvmanin]

Jack going off on the Christmas party was beautiful

[@jbasti227]

Every line of Steiner Math is the best line in a wrestling promo ever. It's mathematically proven.

[@eibun2011]

Señor Joe!!!

[@azhurin8703]

And it spells disaster for all other Promos at Sackerfice

[@wolframiumlavasioth]

This was probably THE BEST Hall of Fame segment EVER!!

[@killzonesteve]

Jacks my folk hero

[@Balljeet385]

@@killzonesteve cccc

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

I think the best one has to be Paul Heyman to JBL during ECW one night stand where he went:"The only reason you were champion for so long, is because HHH didn't want to work Tuesdays."

[@krux4757]

First thing I thought of too!

[@timgreenwald1043]

Adam Pacitti is the Cody Rhodes of Cultaholic.

[@sylarjordan4037]

You love it

[@ukiuki3834]

Cody Rhodes is the Adam Pacitti of AEW*

[@jojog2003]

But likable

[@larrykeach]

LEADER

[@nunspecial712]

@@ukiuki3834 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnñnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnñnñnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnñnñnnnn nnnnnnnn

[@nickgreg78]

“We wish Jack the Jobber the best of luck in his future endeavors “ (in Pacitti voice of course).

[@ShaunTripp]

“You love it!”

[@mikebuthge9762]

I always smile and give a bit of a chuckle at Jack's Pacitti voice

[@gunnardsippert4094]

"Sorry pal, budget cuts."

[@cregyn]

Before even watching this video, mine is probably "I will battle you with every ounce of violent venom, that runs through my veins" by regal to triple h. The delivery on regal in that entire promo was incredible

[@lilkyngtuttbusha8080]

Such an underrated feud.. he was King of the Ring too I believe. And GM.

[@RuleBritanniaaa]

Ross is looking outrageously good these days, that beard does wonders for him

[@BLCKSMTHApparel]

Absolute scenes when Jack and Ross ditch the Arcade for a Drill & Grime night at Newcastle Students Union

[@CrazyKonaKai]

“I’ll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May” is one of the greatest cheap heat lines ever

[@manwithamic2372]

Also "stronger than a bear, faster than a Buck, the greatest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs suck" from the rock is excellent 😂

[@inuenndo_]

Jack is becoming the New Jack of cultaholic the way he’s shooting on various people in the business

[@JustAnotherWebSeries]

The rant about the Christmas party had me cry laughing. Thank you guys, haven't done that in a while

[@talonthehand]

“It doesn’t matter what your name is”, specifically when the Rock was quoting God giving it to Billy Gunn.

[@oscarx-ray3545]

If you knew how many sheets of paper and hours were spent on that Reece's Pieces submission, you'd understand how happy I am that it got read out and was so well-received. Big love

[@tayloriousmaximus]

Good pfp

[@JMC1396]

One of my favourite Reece's Pieces ever

[@BeeCeeJay]

30:14 If you turn your contrast allllll the way up you can faintly see Jack's soul leave his body as the coffee conversation continued. :D

[@mattygriff6466]

Heymans Line on JBL at one night stand 2005. Why? It works on 4 levels “You wanna shoot cowboy? Only reason you were WWE Champion for a year? HHH didn’t wanna work Tuesdays!” 1) JBL hated hearing it 2) Heyman loved giving it 3) Vince sat in the back didn’t want him to say it 4) HHH sat at home f’n believes it

[@diabeticman2194]

If the discourse surrounding the Cultaholic Christmas Party 2021 doesn't win we riot

[@redmondsurvivor7222]

Jack describing all time great rap lyricist Andre 3000 as just "the more sing-y" one was heartbreaking. haha

[@JordanK14]

Not the best one but one I enjoyed is when Punk told Jericho "I'll be here on top swimming with sharks while youre dancing with stars"

[@Tchnfrq]

47:30 im like trotski this might be the best quote in the history of the podcast

[@Disciple_of_Cthulhu]

The birth of "Austin 3:16" will always be the most iconic promo in my opinion.

[@snoopywolves4eva]

Can't wait to hear the future developments surrounding the Cultaholic Christmas party. I'd have picked the Freddie Mercury tribute act too...

[@idrinkcofe]

Jack comparing Pacitti to a dictator is probably one of my favorite things this year

[@dscul97]

It's crazy to see how much you have all changed since the podcast began, as I've been watching since then (and long before that!). What a dashing trio you are. This week I was inspired to buy myself a shacket, and I have to thank Ross for that 😂

[@BLCKSMTHApparel]

Petition to give the lads a proper Christmas party

[@thecheesefilledllama]

Never knew these sides of my life would converge but hearing Ross shout out Hospitality is wild to me. I may be too disabled to rave these days but Hospitality festivals have been some of the best days of my life.

[@angelcanez4426]

Kurt Angles whole tribute to the troops promo is wrestling gold. 😂 😂 😂.

[@danrudge5997]

My two cents. Punk to del rio "if you say, it's my destiny, one more time, I swear to jeebus... Imma start drinking".

[@liamhemstock2286]

“You might as well be preaching Hustle, Loyalty and Respect” was my favourite line from the promo, the “less famous Miz” line was great but the Cena line really caught me. This feud so far has been brilliant. Two weeks in and it’s maybe the most interesting storyline in wrestling along side Danielson vs Page. Absolutely loving what AEW is doing with CM Punk by giving this “you have become what you hated 10 years ago..John Cena” and making Danielson this hard working guy who is right in every excess he makes but he goes about it in an annoying way. I love it

[@tafua_a]

I really loved MJF's response to the Shut The F Up chant. It was just a flat "no", I laughed my ass off

[@liamhemstock2286]

@@tafua_a a fan later on in the promo went “YEAH” and MJF casually goes “yeah, yeah great” and I laughed 😂😂

[@jakebyrne7223]

The boys have aged like a fine wine since episode one 😂 Jack looks the same

[@jordanwalker365]

My answer to the big question is Jack’s entire promo in hall of fame section

[@commodorecheckers]

Legit Sting and Billy Gunn were my two favs growing up so I love this.

[@chriswagstaff4934]

A promo that I can’t find anywhere is Ciampa and Balor, where Ciampa comes out with “Prince, you just met your king”. Roddie’s face was a picture after that line!

[@jamesdurnall6742]

“You’re meant to be the strongest of the four pillars and you haven’t even noticed you been replaced by Britt Baker”…. Gold

[@notur1angel]

Jack's bit about the Cultaholic xmas party was so funny! Amazing pod as always

[@gspvideo5543]

Fact we can look back and laugh at episode 1, shows how far this podcast has come.

[@big_tea1983]

Jack don't want that smoke with Ashton because then you get Emma involved and no one survives the djungleskog!

[@loonyboyhatch]

That’s not a beer belly it’s a gas tank on a whoop ass machine. - Stone Cold Steve Austin

[@209clayton]

maffew - "a lot of people voted for hitler" jack "this is how mugabe remained in power" "im like trotsky" big fans of democracy at cultaholic

[@joeywrestling9536]

Omg between bits from the first show and the lads views on cleaning different rooms.... I'm dying 😂🤣

[@roryalexanderm]

the synergy is at an all time high in this episode 🔥

[@stubbylake4478]

that has to be up there as an all time Reece’s Pieces segment that was perfect

[@oscarx-ray3545]

I'm so glad you liked it! Thanks!

[@tylerquint2]

It’s nice not having to work and getting to see the podcast when it drops

[@conorwhite8600]

Great shout by Ross. The Aeropress is a great piece of kit!

[@wolframiumlavasioth]

Also, what happened to Jack going to the restaurant with a laptop?

[@JagerLange]

I saw that Lars Ulrich story in the week, and so knowing what was coming and waiting for Maffew and Jack's reactions was great.

[@Elpezidente]

Comparing Pacitti to Mugabe! 😂

[@fakefootytv]

THE BEARD! WOWWW

[@MewDied151]

Love it having these guys moan about nerds while I sit listening to the podcast shiny resetting for pokemon on brilliant diamond 😂

[@kellangmaid4711]

RIP to Mr. the Jobber, Adam Pacino comin for you

[@markflay7152]

Jack and the Christmas party stuff was amazing

[@michaellee8816]

"I wanted a woman.......I couldn't find no woman! I found a lot of men that looked like women!" - I'm a sucker for Mean Gene cracking up after Dr D said that.....

[@sirajp2259]

HHH's promo when he's going in on Stephanie McMahon with the 747 in the Grand Canyon line lmao

[@leeholden8233]

Bwahahahaha. Jack’s line about Sting (the singer) had me laughing almost as hard as the segue way conversation from a few months ago.

[@Bjoern_1897]

42:50 has me rolling..Jack you are the best

[@KansasCat3]

Maffew and Top Dolla 🤝 being ruthlessly savage

[@taiter570]

nah billy no selling the coffin drop is the best moment in pro wrestling series

[@Duk3Silv3r]

"BOB?!" "BUT MY MY NAME'S BILL..." "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"

[@stoneharper7038]

“I’m in your head Maxwell, that might be on account of the fact that you have my poster on your wall”

[@Nbflowers1989]

Best time of the week!

[@Luminator_maior]

I very much liked "I've always backed it up. You can't backup sh*t without your backup!"

[@deadwafflez9685]

Sam's editing on the reaction video was amazing.

[@JMC1396]

One that makes me laugh any time I see it, in a feud i dont think gets remembered enough, when Holywood rock was feuding with the hurricane. " The rock knows exactly who you are, Green shirt, H on your chest, Green mask! You're the hamburglar! Youre that cat that works for McDonalds! Go get the rock a cheeseburger!"

[@Cirrus5005]

Hahahaha the discourse surrounding the Cultaholic Christmas Dinner 2021. All that needs to be said.

[@KingKait077]

6:38 Very nice way to clear that mistake Mr. Tweddell🤣🤣

[@ww4l]

I'd like to nominate King Ross and/or Jack the Jobber into the hall of Fame 😅

[@MINI_JasperJunior]

This podcast makes me want to descale all my appliances and clean my bathroom...

[@johnnelson3797]

the length of this episode honors both Maffew's new age and Steinermathematics......3:33:53......WOOOOOO !

[@JagerLange]

Similar thing that happened to Ross while cleaning happened to me last year - I was trying to clean my bathroom (also with no natural air flow) ahead of moving out and inadvertently created chlorine gas. Had to open all the windows in the flat to get rid of it and the next day I was still a bit fucked-up from the fumes.

[@MurtODwyer]

Wrestling fans calling anyone else nerds is pretty rich tbf

[@jasonjimerson7046]

Bring back Wrestlers of the Week!!!

[@anthonywmiller]

One that is unlikely to get a lot of love, but Bo Dallas who had just lost the NXT title was trying to occupy NXT like Daniel Bryan had just done on the main roster & the audience turns their backs to him. Then JBL who was the general manager of NXT comes out to say “This is the most sad attempt to occupy anything that I’ve ever seen. You don’t have enough people in that ring to occupy a see-saw!”

[@vaibhavguptawho]

28:40 Coincidence: I also got an aeropress this week. God, it's so good.

[@rangerdonald1]

I have to say, Ross with a beard really works

[@isurvivedtheshakerheightss7922]

I was at the Dynamite/Rampage show after the 8 man tag Andrade pulled up the mat and gave Cody a hammerlock ddt on the concrete and like 10 ppl came out the back to break up and my Fellow Chicagoians cheered it like crazy and when Cody finally got up and walked to the back and teased going through the heel tunnel and the fans cheered then walked to the face tunnel and they booed…..TK and Cody are clearly trying to work us they know what they are doin

[@Arystan0271]

18:45 "he (EC3) sounds like a weatherman". Nope, i remember a report which said Vince gave him an advice to sound more like a weatherman.

[@peterohlhornjr]

It's been a pleasure watching you lads grow to become the best wrestling podcast in the world. To many good promos... I'll go with CM Punk and Christian... " ... And bitching...and bitching... and moaning.. and bitching... aaaand bitching."

[@steventregoning6870]

"Because Pachetti had his men next to the voting booths with machine guns!" Give that man a fucken' award! The fuck. JACK THE JOBBER! JACK THE JOBBER!

[@TreyThomas2704]

Who knew a beard would fit so well on Ross

[@ukiuki3834]

Big Papa Botch, Mr. The Jobber and the magnificently bearded Twedellinator.

[@davefattenbruh5075]

Everyone knows that Billy the king vs Sting is the most anticipated match of all time.

[@reno_2200]

2:02:45 No chicken escapes from Tweddell's farm!

[@tayloriousmaximus]

"Senor Joe! The numbers don't lie! And they spell disaster for you at sacrifice!"

[@Redinade]

I haven't watched in moths and WOW Ross looks slick with that dark beard!

[@diabeticman2194]

One of my favourite line was from the rap battle between the Usos/New Day were either Jimmy/Jey (can't remember who said it off the top of my head) said "Lets not get all rated R like your boy Xavier Woods." Was dying after that line

[@thefiggamehunt6946]

So close to being all the 3s on the time this week.... So close

[@josepalomares111]

Watching this with closed captions I love how it said cutie marshall

[@deadwafflez9685]

This Christmas party is going to rip Cultaholic apart.

[@TwoVloggersMore]

North East Retro Den looks... small. I'm excited for the eventual video and Jack and Ross's inevitable soliloquy's.

[@cammark3220]

Ross, the beard looks class mate, think it's a keeper

[@christophernuccio445]

THAT'S MY EGG would have been my favorite line ever.

[@Crasky1992]

Lidl is in the US, but it's pretty limited to specific areas. I believe the South East has some stores...

[@edwinhai]

OW SHIT JACK WITH THE ALL TOO WELL REFERENCE, THE GOAT! Shame he won't be here for christmas

[@ItDoesntMatterReally]

I by no means like HBK as a promo, but "Who's your daddy, Montreal?" was a solid line.

[@NanenMauricio]

1:48:13 They cut off Ross in order to prevent a war in the comments

[@apollocreed1703]

Video games and board games sound like a way better party than being sat drinking, but then I'm a nerd so :p

[@manwithamic2372]

Literally all of "Cane Dewie" promo from Mick in ECW