You Wanna Control When I'm Horny?

[@dinolover]

"I dont care how you feel. If your ass is fat, I'm GONNA look" -Old Male Proverb

[@dinolover]

@@dope3618 no shit genius, but the garbage truck doesnt get pissy and think you're a misogynist if you stare at it.

[@CultOfBlackPhillip]

Men thinking you're attractive is precisely what determines how attractive you are. If you dress to make yourself feel attractive, you're dressing for men regardless of whether or not you realize you are.

[@landons2k907]

CultOfBlackPhillip how so🤔 what you talking about wills

[@introgauge]

orlando s2k he just said how so. Moron.

[@ztrujillo96]

@@introgauge This is like asking how 1+1=2 when the teacher just wrote it on the board. He's the moron.

[@daviedood2503]

8 years later women came up with the term " I'm now single I'm FREE and now I'M FEEEEELING MYSELF" The hell u FEELING? That's code word for I'm in my garden tool phase. Desire me but only who I think is hot..validate my existance and become responsible for how I now feel. U have to boost my ego and let me also reject you so I can feel like a "qUeEn". They don't understand that a "qUeEn" is the Kings BCH. 😂

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

10:15 she showed her disagreement about “hot girls” liking attention by calling up a radio station and making sure they all knew she was a “hot girl”......

[@michaelmurphy1783]

They did ask her...

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

Michael Murphy she opens with “I want to address the “hot girls liked to be looked at thing” and then said she disagrees because she doesn’t like it so she called herself hot in the first sentence

[@michaelmurphy1783]

@@CarloisBuriedAlive ahh, I didn't catch that. And that's ridiculous she says she doesnt dress a certain way to try to get more tips, I don't know one female bartender that doesnt try to look sexy for work lmao...

[@saintsfearful]

Women don't like getting checked out by guys they're not attracted to because they take it as an attack on their sexual marketplace value. It's like "how dare you think you're good enough to look at me?!".

[@Glasshopper]

Very true!

[@brandismith3911]

From a woman : that’s exactly right. Most women don’t realize this or won’t acknowledge it. But, if they get the same attention and behavior from a man they are interested in or attracted to, they enjoy it. They don’t just enjoy it, they get empowered by it. It’s were we get our entire self worth. The irony in it is it’s woman who created this behavior. Women were the ones who recognized their worth through their looks. It’s men who usually promote women to dress more conservatively, or not show off their bodies. It was women who reject this because they know they have more power when men find them sexually appealing. Men actually respected women’s opinions, values, and who they are as a person more before the “women’s sexual revolution”. They valued them as people and respected them more. Men weren’t calling women whores or sleeping with countless women who they never speak to again in the 1940’s when women weren’t putting all of their value into their sex appeal. Men stopped respected women when they quit respecting themselves. The sad irony is that actually “quality” women who don’t want to compete with men and want to live as an actual mother and partner to men like is in their nature can’t compete with whores. So the cycle just continues of men devaluing women as a whole because of the actions of women. Feminism killed women and femininity.

[@JasonSmith-cz8yj]

B Are u actually a dude lol. If not do other woman have this piece of the brain u just used or are u an alien? I respect your brain. I’m curious to them titties but u are on a Patrice video....the dude whisperer himself.

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

@@brandismith3911 dude, if you think women were the ones that pushed the skimpy outfits,you've got your head so far up your ass it ain't even funny. Feminism was allowed to be created by men for the benefit of men. You're just dumb enough to believe women came up with it themselves

[@GOSTDatingandLifestyle]

you've synthesized that perfectly

[@avery3787]

Patrice called it. The war on masculinity is so clear now in 2019. Patrice was an actual prophet

[@tsmooVe2831]

2020 is worse

[@DANIEL-tq8zt]

Fuck I knew I was going find someone to point that out in the comments. Brother I'm 4 minutes in and blown away

[@SwagMasterBezzy14]

2021 is worse

[@nqabayetugwaza5335]

2910 there are no men

[@snakethepeg7828]

It's the Fabian society's agenda 21. It's literally been going on for over a century.

[@blackbruelee]

Keep Patrice's voice alive. We men must spread the gospel.

[@corywiedenbeck1562]

This isn't the gospel, this will.not save your soul, repent and come to Jesus Christ, Patrice should of

[@lonrayhill8538]

Repent and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ fuck your god fuck your church fuck your religion and fuck you

[@youandyourmusic]

@@corywiedenbeck1562 the only God I believe is Patrice. Jesus didn't do shit for me lol.

[@N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY]

I turned my oldest so on to him when he turned 15, told him "son, u know I can't be there all the time(I'm a single father)cause of work and all, and I know the whole 'birds and bees' talk is kinda cringe and weird for a young man your age, as your father it was my duty to ensure that I equiped you with the basics of women. I now introduce the advanced classes with Professor Patrice where he shall now tell you how basic women are..." First video I give him is the classic Patrice vs Dr Z show. "...I'm starting you with this one because like the professor says, if you're going to go in go in balls deep. Remember pay attn and take notes, this is the most valuable info u will get thru your entire life. I love u son"

[@N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY]

@@corywiedenbeck1562 u know the words Gospel and prophet were around before Jesus lived on earth and he wasn't the 1st or only one, and he recognized others as such...came expected because of prophecy and Gospel...now that's put the way...I've done exactly that, what u sad... was forced to see what catholicism kept hidden or distorted and how wrong I was during this whole "epi demic". Found true protestantism via the Adventist and Walter Veith and feel like I'm in tune and aware to the point I can't help but see the symbolism and occultish ways of our society and nation since it's founding. One thing I can promise u is talking down or condescending to someone, especially someone who took Patrice seriously, will not win u any favor or acknowledgement from them. Also I wouldn't compare Patrice to Jesus cause that's just silly, but IF I did Patrice would be him and women would be the money exchangers... Time for some tables to flip5

[@SergeantAnt25]

18:23 "can you possibly just have an opinion, and not let your opinion have you?" Patrice O'Neal

[@macman5036]

Why are his simple words so Complex now in 2014 ? Because nobody is calling women out on there shit except for Patrice.

[@tylerh2548]

Mac Man now nobody is calling out ANYBODY on their shit, not really. Saaaad

[@t100base]

i am

[@lilrosebush]

Jesus Christ, just heard him say this as soon as I read it

[@1993smallz]

Can anyone explain a bit more what that statement means im trying to catch it

[@donaldchesser157]

Patrice wasn't the hero we deserved but he was the hero we needed.

[@PkrDealer86]

Ya alright dark knight

[@PaladinHero]

Here's how stupid this mental process is: You ARE objectifying yourself. Whether you're objectifying yourself in your own eyes or hoping to garner attention (objectifying yourself in others' eyes), the act of making yourself attractive with how you dress IS objectifying yourself. Wake up. This is the reality of biology, society and the biological imperative. What makes a guy a "disgusting dog" and what makes him a turn on when he notices you? I'd wager it's whether not you find him attractive.

[@Sealwithwificonnection]

Expecting any sort of self-awareness from women is a recipe for disappointment

[@Gobbersmack]

3:44... Holy fuck. Patrice really was our last hope.

[@drewinsur7321]

2019, first time i'm listening to this segment, and DAMM that was like a preacher

[@sugarycoyote4273]

Patrice's words ring more true every day that goes by.

[@retrorenaissance9497]

especially when he talks about women trying to destroy masculinity. Patrice would've had soooo much to say about that Gilette ad.

[@iXiuxe717]

As I revisit this video. I deleted my like of your comment just to like it again.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

They don't even "ring more true" as time goes on. Your comment is literally correct. Wiat. No it isn't.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

Patrick's words here are just true. A billion years before now and a billion after. Same shit.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

@@iXiuxe717 shit.i had to do the opposite

[@getback4444]

I never understood women wanting to look good for "themselves".

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

It's fake. It's like men who say they just want to make money for the sake of it. It's a lie and it just isn't natural. We feel good subconsciously because we know that hypothetically someone of the opposite sex would like us. Most of our self-esteem is built on that. You can't get away from nature.

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

By the way, according to Noam Chomsky, a far left Jew, men who aren't in it for pussy and money are the most dangerous. Because they want something dark. Something that simple sex or money won't cure. Hitler.

[@getback4444]

Attraction is based solely on another's opinion.

[@Bitcoinjesus313]

in addition to attention whores,I think a lot of insecure women just arent happy with themselves and their natural beauty or lack thereof, wether percieved or real

[@222222e]

+getback4444 They're narcissistic and love playing the victim role, because they have nothing else to offer besides their mouth and vagina

[@chrispriveco]

This must have been record before yoga pants were a thing...

[@CollegeDroputPowerpoints]

Nah before #Metoo was a thing

[@kanyewest6539]

it was.

[@ztrujillo96]

They most hypocritical piece of clothing.

[@srijanagrawal255]

Na they just a lil gay. By they i mean opie

[@morpheus2072]

@@ztrujillo96 agreed

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

Way to go Opie. Trying to have a real conversation and his contribution is “Women’s gym clothes suck.”

[@MBAYoungboy]

The worst

[@IceGangsta]

Opie wss on point during this segment from what I can tell

[@jaimeherrera4995]

I listen to Patrice every other month to remind me women ain't shit.

[@morpheus2072]

Lol why u gotta be a savage

[@rickyalan1227]

That's right bro, me too

[@araredelight724]

6:25 - Patrice's impression of a bothered woman is hilarious.

[@fifth_elephant]

About 9 minutes in they start with the "right, uh-huh, right, yeah, right".... cracked up laughing.

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

I gotta admit, these callers made me cringe. Are you _really_ trying to make the argument that people hate feeling like other people find them attractive? Because that's true for men, and _painfully_ obvious with women.

[@nickc5627]

Patrice died a decade ago. The pussification of men more prevalent than ever. We need you big dog.

[@zachstiles9283]

There was a female only gym in ATL by the airport...last i checked it went out of business.

[@morpheus2072]

Thanks for sharing that

[@daquansbussy4288]

Crazy how women don't feel validated when men aren't around eh?

[@deadkennedy210]

all of these videos are great. perfect for the long drives at work...makes me wanna be stuck in traffic just so i can keep on listening

[@user-wd7yu2tp3u]

He is so spot on, they're attacking the MAN and these guys today aren't men, so many soft men nowadays.

[@ALT3REDB3AST]

~2019~"Where have all the good men gone?" Patrice called it!

[@deandrethomas1797]

ALT3REDB3AST not “good men” but “manly men”

[@RainSupreme]

2022 and Patrice’s words couldn’t be truer

[@merlotpapi4930]

There is literally nothing about what year it is that makes this rapey shit sound better. You can be a man and not be like this. You don't have to worship women, but you don't have to sound like a salty incel desperate to grab some titties in the process.

[@charleskealy]

patrice was right 7 years ago, we're finished

[@dashonhurts]

Amen. They need us for validation!

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

@Transcendent Sacred Courage facts

[@notfunni]

God Opie just can't have Patrice talking. QUIT CUTTING HIM OFF!

[@catcher3]

I'm 28 in 2018 man I needed this

[@novichader]

"can you possibly just have an opinion and not let your opinion have you" - *Patrice*

[@LifeEntity]

He was a prophet

[@GoranKeoki]

Opie you are NOT, i repeat NOT an athlete

[@MMOhawked]

He's a Mathlete ...... UGHCK!

[@dorpth]

Rollerblading is a sport, brah. *sniff*

[@codygreene9067]

“I’ve been an athlete my whole life” Sure you have Opie, sure you have.

[@daquansbussy4288]

Maybe in the paralympics

[@jeffyboyreloaded]

"a normal chopped up ugly woman" holy shit Patrice is God level

[@CELLO_HERO]

14:59 everyone mumbling agreements that this dudes life is miserable

[@TheTwinkiefoot]

"Uh huh. Right. Yup. Uh huh." LMFAO.

[@PatriccSellapound372]

It’s way better when Patrice does most of the talking lol

[@geddahedda3224]

Fucking Opie always cuts Patrice off in the middle of something interesting or funny, I think he does it because he's not as funny as the others & controlling the conversation is his way of feeling like a contributor.

[@benjisellsword3058]

watch out he's been an athlete his whole life

[@drvannostran3165]

Gedda Hedda I agree he should shut the fuck up.

[@full6330name]

+Gedda Hedda That guy has no place to be in the same room as those other guys.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

+Gedda Hedda That's exactly what he did/does. That's why 95% of comments on these videos are about how terrible he is.

[@habenhaben5268]

He totally predicted what's happening today. Women are in fact asking where the real men are. Lol smh

[@stevenpierce7851]

Women need to vouch for men

[@asisin2]

Steven Pierce They are not built for that. Women are programmed to take care of themselves and children.

[@stevenpierce7851]

@@asisin2 A man's guidance takes care of women and children

[@asisin2]

Steven Pierce Exactly

[@user-tu9bhzl]

Yeah we're fucked. The worse thing is that the older the women got the hornier they become. For men it's the opposite.

[@poon_don]

Yo Opie got me good with "Slit Tuesday"

[@Glasshopper]

Ok sports bra is no fun to look at but... Yoga pants are.

[@jaredfalk7701]

Here I am with the same thought 2 years later.

[@dorpth]

If I had a one-use time machine and I had the choice of going back and stopping Hitler, OR stopping Opie from cutting off Patrice all the time, it would be the hardest decision of my life.

[@TheRealDebussyFarts]

What if you use Hitler to stop Opie?

[@bahfif6318]

6:27 I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂 miss this big guy man

[@daquansbussy4288]

He was on point, now look at all the women who have social media and get annoyed by the countless DM's they get. It's the same thing but worse since women can get male attention easier now

[@ts1324]

Big boobs bouncin around all the time was the whole premise of Bay Watch. That show was nothing but that and was fairly sucessful.

[@morpheus2072]

She thought she was righteous calling in about boobs not being sexy

[@thisiswhatilike54]

I was yelling exactly that when it came on. “BULLSHIT. BAYWATCH, IDIOT!”

[@srijanagrawal255]

Opie is the worst moderator of all time

[@hajileserpud9539]

We need to petition the Pope to canonize Patrice.... Saint Patrice, Saint Patrice !!!

[@profoundobserver2533]

women ogle men that like way more than men ogle any singular women. men just throw nets at groups of women, women lock in on one guy who is usually out of their league and will throw themselves at them.

[@leemajorsherod1]

Profound Observer I had a woman tell me should we throw herself at a rich attractive guy because of what he can do for her. (Pussy as a weapon ) but an average guy who she finds attractive, may have to jump through some hoops.

[@oreballin]

Men do the fishing, we cannot afford to be fixated on one fish lest we miss out on all of them. We gotta cast as far and as wide to reel in as much. From that we can pick and choose a lineup. Women have to vie for get the nicest bait. If you dont throw the nice bait. You wont get the best fishes coming for your hook.

[@raym9189]

Patrice is so right about women wanting manly men again fast forward to 2021

[@Duke15k]

Ok Opie "Slit Tuesday" was funny

[@IceGangsta]

Opie actually came in clutch with "Slit-Tuesday" ngl

[@Mr88music]

9:40 fxckin died 😂

[@tlz124]

Check out videos of Brenda Mondragon. She's a chiropractor. She complained on instagram of guys saying dirty things about her and feeling assaulted from it. I said if she didn't want attention, she should wear scrubs. A lady replied that what i said sounds rapey

[@donaldchesser157]

"I'm just taking a look" classic

[@joehunter7936]

9:30 I need that sound bite for my girl when her starts yapping Bout nothin. 😂😂

[@daquansbussy4288]

Yipyipyipyipyipyip

[@dislascope5666]

Wow it’s crazy how light years ahead Patrice was and STILL is ahead of these guys!!

[@HittokiriBatosai]

I wish some technical difficulty could have cut off both Opie and Anthony's mics

[@Dslayer066]

there's a destruction of what we are (masculinity), and women don't understand in the long run they feel less like women the more we lose manliness.DAMN. Patrice, why you left us so soon, why.

[@zetterburger]

The fact that you have no ads makes you my hero

[@MrTurkgod]

I think this is the same chick who called in the Black Phillip Show and commented on the previous caller complaining about their women wanting more attention then his business. patrice was like "all giggly and shit".

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

Patrice is Immortal

[@fernandocanogonzalez6034]

Someone quick archive all his videos in physical format before some feminist tries to take them down from the internet for being “misogynistic,oppressing woman, and embracing “toxic masculinity” “

[@jimpact3013]

11:20 Patrice with the greatest question!!

[@AndyHoward]

Even Vulcans aren't immune: There's The Pon Farr (sp?).

[@stevenpierce7851]

"Shocked" by a man being attracted to her

[@MrSmith-eg7oh]

25:00. She said a 100% truth

[@thegamingkitchen8429]

Wow he called it 7 years prior.

[@deejackson2168]

6:18 to 6:43 Patrice got me n fukkin tears 😭

[@sufiankhan1]

Those sounds effects 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PicklezTV]

The Destruction Of Man-Ness is real ..

[@timshrader64]

The G.O.A.T.

[@stevenpierce7851]

"He buys me things, and I wear them for him"

[@Profoundobserver]

Lauren thinks shes hot. Most bar tenders arent really hot they are makeup hot. Hot hot girls dont get bs jobs and struggle through life🤣🤣

[@JackMee-hOFF-Jr.]

‘Makeup hot’ 😂 I’m gonna use that! lol

[@blakbrain5884]

No one wants to hear the other 2 guys, we just want to hear Black Phillip!!

[@TheScripflipNetwork]

The rapping Duke lol

[@arturospeaks]

9:24 HAHAHAAHHAAAAAAA

[@thecontrarian999]

Patrice O'Neal is way way ahead of his time.

[@lordalaricstark]

It’s ridiculous that these talking points are more than 10 years old and are super relevant

[@CopeAscetic]

2024 and forever ringing true, RIP Patrice

[@vatoloco1751]

29:55 that Louis CK bit aged like fine wine 🍷

[@joeblack7889]

Wow! I didn't know you could serve alcohol at 17 as the MySpace chick mentioned.

[@carloscjr23]

She could, promiscous ho3s get what they want despite crying about being opressed.

[@awcindy]

6:52 Opie saying something really stupid when multiple people have more interesting points. He would have been so much better if he knew when to shut up and when not to go to the phones.

[@abetteryou1825]

Ikr and the awkward silence

[@doeb3]

Words definitely stood the test of time

[@gtavsmsg10]

@ 21:33 A woman finally tells the truth.

[@daveshore8671]

Now women wear skin tight exercise clothes 24hr a day. Even in church. It’s annoying.

[@handleOfThy]

you can see the gaza division but you have to act like a robot xD

[@duncancriswell9243]

Enjoyed every moment and then started really enjoying it once I heard Antoinette was calling again ROFL

[@Law34prez]

2019 Patrice fuckin called it verbatim SIP dude

[@tangoalpha94]

That MySpace is still up

[@yorrichardmorgan]

Now women dress sexy to work out but have the same aversion to the attention they get - supposedly.

[@pab4435]

I miss this show

[@randombystander7070]

East coast accents are hilarious

[@abetteryou1825]

I never felt so sure when I say this If I ever had to chose to bring someone back to life...fukc Steve Jobs fkc Martin Luther King fkc Kobe I want Patrice O'neal!!!!!😭😭😭

[@Vandy55A]

Slit Tuesday haha

[@codygreene9067]

How the fuck Opie ever had a career in radio I’ll never know.

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

Lol MySpace

[@DavidRodriguez-bm4lt]

9:35 hahahahaha

[@ryanmcloughlin8674]

Would have loved to hear Patrice defend Louis

[@MidTierVillain]

Opie is a genius.. Patrice is a genius,Anthony too.. They created the perfect storm,and I enjoy every aspect of this beautiful destructive radio

[@bell191991]

The guys are kind of incoherent here. They complained about women dressing too sexy at work, then they complained about women's sportswear not being sexy enough. What do they want, women to dress sexy all the time, but just be allowed to harass them?

[@bogusrascal7374]

Reality is such now, it's nice when a hot guy checks you out too. It doesn't have be homosexual for you to appreciate that, some fruity dude of whatever persuasion admires what you have done with your organic machine. How is it not? It's all about points, maigne. Matter is relative. Just get yo' points. *point* verb (used with object) to direct (the finger, a weapon, the attention, etc.) at, to, or upon something. to indicate the presence or position of (usually followed by out): to point out an object in the sky. verb (used without object) to indicate position or direction, as with the finger. to direct the mind or thought in some direction; call attention to: Everything points to his guilt.

[@sciencenate]

How about that Louis CK Joke hidden at the end? Quite the Easter egg with all the new happenings! Lol

[@PsychokoreUndergroundRap]

awesome show