Girls Don't Have Real Friends

[@yunggpacino]

I started listening to Patrice 2 days ago I've barely slept lol

[@futurama1211]

+Patrick Adzimah you wont and then youll truly start thinking about what he says then you wont sleep even more lol

[@khalilsmith9043]

+Patrick Adzimah This man changed my life

[@NPC13niner5]

he's the man

[@theblackhundreds7124]

And you won't for at least another month. There is so much content on him and STILL I find more

[@theblackhundreds7124]

Anthony Badessa lmao

[@piranhaluftwaffe189]

Patrice is teaching me about life. Been on a Patrice binge for the past few days.

[@Russelldrinkswater]

hahahaha same here. the man is a genius.

[@armin38822]

+Piranha Luftwaffe best thing is that you will keep coming back

[@zitojones]

+Piranha Luftwaffe ME TOO lol!!!I've been bumping him ever since I discovered him

[@shunwan-shi-tong1237]

Piranha Luftwaffe years for me.

[@doctorbnasty1859]

Him and Bill Burr been teaching me about life. They modern day Pluto and Aristotle

[@ThtGuyIzRippin]

Therapy: $100 an hour Listening to patrice: free

[@TheClonemate]

Guys advice is 100%

[@theruddyone6443]

underrated-

[@ayrton56612]

I've always noticed how most girls have a different best friend every 2-3 years.

[@redpillretail]

😂 true so true .

[@slimmike56]

@gJb 1 the number of options could be a factor but I think what he means is how “casually” they jus call someone a “bestie” or whatever

[@jacobgarz8970]

I’ve known my best friends for 12 years

[@jacobgarz8970]

Yeah it’s true, my sister has a different best friend every year it feels like

[@62crazylegs]

FACTS

[@solidsnakejake185]

You know, whenever famous people die, they are always praised as amazing for whatever they do when really they aren't that special but Patrice truly made the show great every time he was on. It's a shame he doesn't get the recognition he deserves

[@lelostarks7139]

He does from all us Opie and Anthony fans over those ten years or so. None of us will ever forget what he did for the show. It's to bad for he would have done great with this PC bullshit starting going the other way. ( I hope and think it is at least ? ) Just like Don won for wiping PC with his asshole - Mr. Oneal would have become popular due to the same.

[@PreacherJenkins]

Almost every comedian/entertainer that knows him holds him in very high esteem. People like Burr, Louis CK, O & A, Colin Quinn, Norton, Chris Rock, etc.

[@beenmajor1019]

Jake Michael he criticized women to much.... if had called em a princess every 13 words they’d be championing for him

[@hennythingispossible11]

@@beenmajor1019 nah theyll prolly start treating him like shit the moment he starts buttering up lol

[@rosharma7443]

5 years later man their is a cult of men he has brought back from death.

[@johnjackson9767]

Patrice is the father figure a lot of guys needed.

[@TheWeebinar]

Truth. There's a picture of Patrice in my home and people often ask me who he is if they don't know him already. It always freaks them out when I say he's my father because I'm a white guy lol.

[@jas9239]

Meowtstanding One wait..you have a random framed picture of Patrice in your house? It’s not just a picture you printed off the computer is it? Tell me it is

[@TheWeebinar]

@@jas9239 Sure do, playa, it's this picture: theysofunny.com/patrice-oneal/ Had an acquaintance scale it, touch it up, and then print it on some photo grade paper then I had it framed in an 8x10 and hung it up in my living room. It's kinda like how christian people hang up a picture of Jesus in their home, his picture helps me stay righteous and vigilant when karate class is in session.

[@jas9239]

Meowtstanding One hahaha, that’s hilarious, good analogy

[@j-skrogz5857]

The Crimson Cat Nice, soldier. Way to be diligent

[@franciscoreyes7370]

"Don't nice your way out of your own happiness". words to live by

[@psychedelicfright85]

I wish I'd heard that 6 years ago.

[@WaldoBagelTopper]

@@psychedelicfright85same here.

[@solortus]

This is one of Patrice's last podcasts. He said on 50:35 that he's 41, he died when he was 41. RIP legend

[@drewinsur7321]

Yeah men he had only 2 more appearances after this one

[@silentwitness536]

@@drewinsur7321 Are they all online? How many did he do?

[@jakethesnake2758]

Fuck💔

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

Why didnt he eat during this podcast, too long for a diabetic to not eat.

[@silentwitness536]

@@stevendalloesingh1214 Im a diabetic. I eat every 4-6 hours.

[@TheHawk-dy4cl]

man Patrice was soooo fucking wise, people don't even realize how deep what he's talking about is

[@jeffreytackett3922]

People don't, but you do? You aren't people?

[@alexmur6411]

@@jeffreytackett3922 you sound high, you know what the fuck he means, stop trying to be different, don’t be a phony. Patrice was a Genius

[@starkey8512]

@@alexmur6411 Bro, these narcs who gaslight , are brain dead lol. best way to respond to these gaslighters, is the same way you deal with women. Ignore them hahahaha treat them like a child bc its what they are hahahaha

[@trippie9198]

@@jeffreytackett3922 what kind of a dumb ass comment is this

[@thewood1001]

Patrice the Prophet. Tiger rode the wave and won The Masters yesterday.

[@drywetstudios]

he heard the episode

[@a.j.9727]

And he got a new chick.

[@makemeajmod]

I could hear Patrices laugh from heaven when this happened

[@PicklezTV]

@@a.j.9727 that's a huge help

[@sethiddings7293]

Truth often comes true

[@LoneStarVII]

Patrice's perspective of your spirit/swag is damn superb. It was genius.

[@0xalbic]

+Lone Star VII hey bitchhhueh

[@brucewayne4164]

Alessandro PB your swag is off admit it

[@Boshunz]

Yeah. I go back to this every now and then when I can't call a girl a bitch correctly.

[@_Nosferatu_]

time stamp?

[@stagglee1227]

24:11 "If something happened between you and Op'... I wouldn't fuckin' choose sides! ... That's not dude shit!" Patrice was literally holding this whole crew together. It's no surprise that when he died, their inner non-dude started to bubble to the top.

[@CH0MSKYH0NK]

Painfully accurate

[@jezebulls]

This is straight facts.

[@DjTittySprinklez]

What do you mean?

[@atsukoC-m9k]

Never thought of it lile that but i think you hit the nail on the head

[@blanktrigger8863]

That's a statement that made no sense. A man is gonna go with what's right because he isn't afraid to be rejected. Females are the ones who try to keep relationship ties no matter what.

[@2burp2]

There should be something like carfax for women.

[@LemonNation]

Bitchfax.

[@bigcheech1937]

I endorse this! But alas the dick doesn't care about past history.

[@akeebalayne9842]

PORFAS FPS There is, cat-fax. STD test results, if she has a problem accepting responsibility for things she participated in weather past or present, if she has daddy issues like lots of women do right before they get into striping or porn, attitude problems, if she was abused as a kid and never got help. All this shit pops up as soon as you get comfortable.

[@chad4452]

amen.

[@SystemAdministrator1]

DiRossi - Girlfax

[@JSalonsky]

"You cannot force your swagger to come back" god damn if that's not true. Look at Derrick Rose, Isiah Thomas.

[@dbb2347]

Jack Salonsky fuck

[@andose88]

Jack Salonsky Peter Parker jumping off of the roof in Spider-Man 2 talking about, "I'M BACK, I'M BAAAAACK, I'M BAAAAACCCCK!!!!!".

[@mackinshizzaveli4202]

Jack Salonsky They didn’t force it. D Rose rode it out for years with different teams and IT isn’t back.

[@GX2re]

D Rose is back, but those injuries won't stop

[@elias197859]

Mad props to Lionel Joseph who started listening to patrice 6 years ago and still hasn't slept

[@KeplerAuguste]

23:32 "Compromise means that one of us has to be unhappy ..." . I listened to this podcast episode already and thought that I heard everything the first time . However It's 2019 and i'm still picking up jewels from Patrice O'Neal . I Can't thank this man enough even after his death .

[@dreharrison352]

I just started telling women I Don't compromise and always stupidly explain it cause I can't pin point exactly what I want to say and that is perfect way to put it

[@suavegawd807]

@@dreharrison352 just reading this man and this really is my whole life.

[@blakelip3]

Tried explaining this to my sister smh epic fail

[@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co]

I think Patrice would be happy to know his videos are the only ones on KZbin that doesn't have a terrible comment section

[@alexandrebravo4472]

holy shit u right 😱

[@sportbros1]

this is the type of comment that makes comment sections shitty

[@3dChris]

Patrice's videos and Mac Miller's have nearly immaculate comment sections.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Bladee, and zyzz videos are positive members only ⛓😤🥶 yeah and oney plays has a great community. I also believe that demographic for black Philip is 99.99% male.

[@aubrey2354]

That's a great observation. Which is interesting cause youd think people would hate for being honest but he was insanely loved which shows if you honest you'd get genuinely love.

[@winstonfreckleton11]

Please never delete this channel, this man is my Bible.

[@Tech_Traveler]

Better download them. KZbin would delete it.

[@TheWeebinar]

@@Tech_Traveler True that. Thank Saint Patreeky for Archive.org

[@JesusIsKingAndSavior]

Earthy bible for earthy concerns. Absolutely. I wish I'd given Patrice my college tuition instead.

[@sharblades1582]

Download them.

[@TheAnamnesisable]

@@sharblades1582 share if this gets taken down

[@JokersWild70]

But a woman's best friend is almost never her man. She still tells things to her girly friends that she won't ever tell her man. Just can't trust 'em. Thank you for uploading all of these Patrice clips!

[@1cigarchefofficial]

Exactly, never. Lol

[@flavourruling2162]

My ex used to call me her best friend and would ask if I’m the same. Dated for two years. I’ve got bros I’ve known for fucking 15 years, I’m only 21, they’re my best friends. Not her. But what fucked me up is her god damn puppy dog eyes, which she had on all the time because she’s fragile. She might not know she’s wielding a weapon, but it’s still a weapon none the less. So I got hit the by the weapon, and now I’m “her best friend”. It made me want to vomit every time I said it. You’re my girlfriend, be happy with that. We’re not best friends, a girls best friend is the guy giving all and getting none. Miss me with that shit

[@JokersWild70]

@@flavourruling2162 I definitely couldn't really have said that any better. I absolutely agree! We're pretty much never their best friends, and what you said about your bros...that's why you never let them go. They'll most likely be there when things go south with a woman. I'm 50, with a lot of life experience, so I've seen it 100 times, you know? I love my wife and we get along great, but I still don't consider her my best friend. I've got guys still around since elementary school. Those are some of my best friends.

[@acey6647]

To be fair we tell our friends some shit they don’t know but that’s because they go crazy over shit that doesn’t really matter.

[@michaeltwiz8477]

@@badbeachindustry1615 Do the drug dealer or the one that you have friendly head with really listen or just tell you what you want to hear?

[@hippa2dahoppa2]

you stop talking to friends when you breakup because the people mostly werent friends to begin with. you end up talking to them just because they are around and you have to

[@PsychokoreUndergroundRap]

the truth is dark and foul

[@leemajorsherod1]

They are called associates. People need to know the difference between friends and associates

[@livinglifetthefullest7722]

Nah 16 years of friendship been friends since pampers she became a selfish bitch.

[@FellowSporter]

There’s always an exception you’re right

[@aravindkm2012]

@@PsychokoreUndergroundRap It is like a school classroom. You're pretty much forced to sit together with a bunch of people everyday for a year or two and then you get chummy cause there's no one else around. Sure you make a couple friends but not everyone sticks around.

[@Malama_Ki]

“Don’t nice your way out of your own happiness” R.I.P. King!!!! This brother was speaking for men.

[@takerdust]

18:00 I like how Patrice labels the typical O&A caller as a competitive hot dog eater

[@jezebulls]

I’m having cramps from the laughter with that line. Nice visualization

[@ashchaya7676]

I had to pause it there so I could laugh like a maniac. Fuck that bit got me good!

[@kylek7748]

And there is no such thing as girl code either, they are completely blinded by their emotions. So even if it's their best friend's brother or ex all that person has to do is give them that butterflies feeling once and it's over no matter who it is or if they're in a relationship.

[@arkyandy9612]

It’s the Ho code “fu’k you I’m getting mine”

[@danielbarton6069]

Rip king Patrice. Still killin in 2019

[@AndyHoward]

"I'm an upgrade for your stupid daughter." -- I LOST IT!

[@Jajais4u]

Facts. You gotta remember that no matter what. You are the upgrade for them, not the other way around

[@user-hf3uj1xd9p]

every since i started listening, i cant stop...Patrice is that dude

[@anthonysteen56]

Patrice speaks truth but he’s one of the few that can carry his anger in a charming and charismatic way. It’s definitely a step in the right direction

[@raviolidad787]

Patrice touches on stoic thought without knowing, amazing to listen to this man RIP.

[@sportbros1]

ya he has such a natural philosophy that matches with traditional philosophies. I think he matches up with lots of Chinese philosophy too

[@lycheesack]

timestamp?

[@pmiskovic]

I've listened to this countless times...lots to learn here, Patrice was truly plugged in. And Opie was right about Tiger...what a fall from grace, and he never recovered to this day. I feel bad for the guy, he wasn't cut from the right cloth for that level of fame, and yet now his ex wife is a multimillionaire buying mansions and dating one rich asshole to the next, enjoying the money she didn't earn while the guy that did is ruined. What a society we have here. Nobody ever talks about the shit men go through.

[@fish2399]

This comment aged well.

[@Bulkyninja]

@@fish2399 Tiger laughing his redemption arc to the bank lmao. Cant ever keep a brotha down for long

[@hurrifanc.3434]

@@fish2399 ha tiger just wrecked and shattered his leg..yeah it did

[@finished6267]

Your comment is fucking stupid. Delete it.

[@finished6267]

@@hurrifanc.3434 yet here he is still out there doing it. And you......? 😂😂😂

[@adamhowe8814]

he was a part of the old days.... yep. that's it..... damn Patrice had INSIGHT like no other. forget the comedy, LISTEN to him. hes a modern day urban guru

[@jackjohnson1128]

11:04 "Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend." God, did I need to hear that today. Not relationship-related, either - you know when the world is taking advantage of you. Thanks, Treeky. RIP

[@billoba76]

I FUCKING LOVE PATRICE ONEAL I MISS HIM LIKE HE WAS FAMILY

[@tholli954]

absolutely

[@bricecate]

Sneakers And Reefer one of those guys that people missed when he was alive. fuckin sucks. I try to spread his name around whenever I hear people talk about comedy around me

[@fhd_nmx]

Sneakers And Reefer wv

[@SegediInc]

My ex was like this also.. its all about self esteem issues.. she just wants to put you down for it to feel stronger..

[@finished6267]

She wants to be better than you. Because you ARE the shit.

[@marcusjackson8974]

Patrice is a religion

[@Newbornvintage18]

Marcus Jackson u win at life

[@mikelopia0099]

acps misses you

[@forrestross513]

Facts

[@hampisuniverse5069]

True 😂

[@hugoarcada]

Cult 45!

[@jelliott0077]

Lmao bro Patrice is so fucking right about swag… I lost mine a couple years ago and got it back relatively recently… when that shits gone you can’t force it. Like a fart, if you try n push it out you’re only gonna shit your pants lol

[@illuminati7767]

🤣

[@Banban_tv]

Love the analogy 👌

[@finished6267]

You never lose your swag. You let it rest.

[@999predators]

Coming off cancer treatment, I had a great outlook on life. Patrice made it amazing.

[@finished6267]

I hope you're kicking life in the ass brother.

[@Icouldwriteabook]

"She didn't have the ability to see you be a better human being" Thank you, Patrice. Unfortunately, I did not meet you earlier. But glad to have found you in time of peril.. I can here you laughing at me. But it's alright bitch, I'd have your back in your peril, and then I'd laugh too.

[@HermesHeals]

This man is seriously a god damn national treasure. I wish I would of found him when I was younger because he is so right about women

[@theruddyone6443]

who you tellin man

[@yahtzeeeuook3193]

If only I discovered Patrice 10 years ago, I wouldn't have had a tenth of the trouble

[@theruddyone6443]

10 years... that number rings true here too.

[@PrinceRevolver]

A woman's friends are the equivalent of her personality, fake. Makes you cringe to see women pretending to like each other.

[@dashonhurts]

yea like fake it and just not talk to them. I'm cordial with people I don't like but I don't make a point to pretend. That's more energy used that I could keep for myself.

[@CultOfBlackPhillip]

Most women use their friends until they realize their friends are also using them back, they become offended and are too proud to admit it's a mutual problem. They leave on bad terms never to be cordial again. That's why every bitch I ever met has a bestfriend they only known for 9 months and I got about 20 dudes i've met over the years who i'll be down with for life. Guys have a level of loyalty and dedication to people close to them the average women knows nothing about simply because they rely on the fact that their pussy can always guarantee at least one motherfucker cares about them in the end.

[@phanatic215]

CultOfBlackPhillip it's because dudes know how to let shit go, and apologize when shit goes bad. Women are miserable because they'll keep hate for someone going forever, then when they are sad and alone, they still won't accept that forgive and forget could have kept a friend around.

[@phanatic215]

***** Women and their friends are like people that cheat in Monopoly. When one person is cheating and stealing from the bank, it's all good...but as soon as they find out other people are cheating too, it is now an issue.

[@richcastle]

phanatic215 great analogy, ima use it lol

[@visceralfate6803]

How did this guy figure it all out? He's savage.

[@roddydykes7053]

visceral fate he’s lived it. I can’t even imagine how many lifetimes I’d have to live to have his depth of wisdom on-hand

[@chrismanning2433]

I think some of his knowledge came from So Sauve forums and early PUA stuff.

[@JesusIsKingAndSavior]

He was true in his reactions to himself and the reality of the world. And he didn't turn into a hater.

[@totallybored5526]

Seeing the obvious. That’s how he figured it out

[@j-skrogz5857]

Through trials and tribulations. Patrice had trouble getting females for a long time and in that time he was observing. He said it himself. In that time he created the “O’Neal Standard.” He quickly rose from the ranks of being a soldier to being a general or “king.” But because he has past know(R.I.P) and the impact the “O’Neal Standard,” had, he is referred to as a Prophet. Soldier on

[@josephj5155]

I used to listen to these when I was in highschool now I'm an adult and its a whole new experience rip tha God tha legend Mr.p

[@rosharma7443]

Patrice would have been 50 this year. RIP

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

51 this year. Rest in Paradise, Patrice.

[@mattkess3156]

Patrice: how was it? Opie: what, the Mexican food? Patrice: Nooooooo how did the box taste Lmao love you Patrice, God bless ya wherever you are man

[@zukoher]

She took ALL OF THE MONEY FROM THE JOINT ACCOUNT?!!! Oh god!!!!

[@santanah.6897]

Wow smfh

[@karamlevi]

Only put in the money your okay with losing

[@geostorm7426]

“Hundreds of thousands every few months...I’m not kidding ,for nine years...” 59:09

[@robertwalker799]

@aidan mclaughlin She's setting you up so she can raid the piggy bank. If you do it, prepare to have your money vanish. Don't do it. Just say no. If she doesn't like it, show her where the door is and let her know she's free to leave. You'll be doing yourself a hugh favor.

[@LeMan8o4]

My parents have always had joint and separate accounts! Married 45yrs the joint is for the home.

[@ChipFreeSpace]

50:37 when Patrice says hes 41 and you know that this is one of the last recorded conversations these 3 men had...

[@hashholla]

Tiger just won the masters!

[@user-ux2ho6ps7j]

I see you got a white baby on a key chain.. smart move ✌🏾

[@tolanstout]

Once again, Patrice was right. Tiger came back and dominated.

[@tigerjambz7564]

Tiger got his swag back..patrice was right

[@Bangheed]

To all the fellow soldiers out there, remember to download as much Patrice as you can 💯 I have all the black Philip episodes downloaded and a good bit of the OnA appearances! Its only a matter of time before they try to destroy a pimps legacy💯💯

[@timothysteele8625]

Patrice speaks what ive always known, but never articulated. You gotta be in your own zone...comfortable in your own skin...its all mental

[@ndegwatylord]

Only Patrice believed in Tiger...Tiger got his swag back! dude saw it...Patrice is the Truth!

[@zacheryvellis6046]

Patrice didn't talk much verbally in this episode... but he spoke volumes in metaphorical life lessons

[@chronoslv3]

It's cool to hear these guys talk about their lives. It's cool to hear Patrice interested in their story.

[@connorfernandes2]

Patrice was like the main character of a movie irl, everyone wants to be noble in there career and he was at the expense of his fame, and he always had a different take on any subject. Such a one of a kind person

[@dchalifoux8529]

You boys saved my life with this channel.

[@rally_chronicles]

Glad to hear friend.

[@thoyo]

Patrice didn't live to see it, but he was right. 7 years after he died, Tiger won another title.

[@CHAZMOTO]

Tiger been listening lxl 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣❗🏌🏼‍♂️

[@r011ing_thunder6]

That’s 7 whole years does that really count? I could say a space rock is gonna hit earth and eventually that will come true. A tornado will happen in Texas. Eventually it’ll be true.

[@tl6752]

@@r011ing_thunder6 the counter-argument was that the swag was gone and he won’t win again...yet he did

[@Jajais4u]

@@tl6752 he got the swag back man

[@Firenmage433]

@@r011ing_thunder6 lol how old are you if you really believe 7 years is a long time

[@VHRaga]

"Don't nice your way out of your own happiness, my friend"

women don't have friends i just realized that this year

[@SaiMugga]

I swear my girl cant stand her "best friend"

[@finished6267]

My wife has a friend. But she doesn't realize the chick is really just trying to prove that her "man" is better... I'm gonna let her believe it for another year or two. MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😤

@@finished6267 What do you mean?

[@MisterFridayOMG]

My best times are late spring and summer! You gotta know when its just not your time. We have all waves of awesomeness and just mediocrity.

[@astrotrain3332]

Patrice is a philosopher as much as he is a comedian. Genius.

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

Patrice O’Neal truly is an oracle. Love how uploads like this ensure he will live forever.

[@TeamWorkOn3TV]

If you need a reminder of how life works, just listen to Patrice 🙏🏾🙏🏾 he’s now one of my meditation formats lol

[@dreaded360]

55:32 I almost died .. knowing how much opie wanted the convo to turn to him. and doogie houser was smart

[@davidbrant390]

Patrice and these shows with him are rewiring my fucking brain, this is bloody amazing. We give them so much power to cause us depression and their ability we give them that makes our lives shit.

[@hennythingispossible11]

it always our stupid fault.

[@blanktrigger8863]

If folks understood what the bible's rejection of paganism means, they would have gotten this long time ago. The pagan deification of the dead is for dead spirits to exchange their death for our life by deceiving human beings into remembering them - which is the action of giving them attention and attending to them. The reason why females always flock to pagan theologies is precisely because females do that to males. Hence, males pick down when looking for wives etc and females virtually never do.

[@jayt5346]

Well remember our societies and mothers pile drives us with the simp shit since birth: Disney Movies started it all

[@EMMmaximino]

lol! "i gotta get through black mesa"!!!!! lmao

[@Khan.WrathOf]

Feel this deeply as well

[@bedavelli]

“Don’t nice your way out of happiness, my friend.” - Patrice O’Neal

[@princesstank4299]

i didn't like my ex talking to a friend from a group of our friends that I introduced her to now they have a little girl

[@brandobee2264]

You mad that he didn't give you a daughter huh 😂

[@KillShot-ln6mn]

Dang that's fucked up

[@GX2re]

Live and learn

[@hiramrosenkreuz9835]

Duh.

[@jasonwilliams9307]

@David Shaw exactly the ego is very dangerous. You get it.

[@senshai1267]

2021. And I'm back . And will be from time to time .

[@MrSmith-eg7oh]

I'm a man and if someone does me wrong and you still go hang with them that tells me something about you. But on the level that Patrice saying is right.

[@illuminati7767]

Exactly. Thats what i say too.

[@shunwan-shi-tong1237]

I miss you dad😰😰😭

[@jackp.3605]

They were hella wrong about tiger woods, cept for patrice

[@garymo37]

The Brilliance, of Patrice & his wisdoms, is an expanse I swim through to enjoy a better horizon in my life

[@jarnold3415]

Don’t ever nice your way out of your own happiness… greatest dude advice ever

[@Yuskovonovitch]

Man, I'm sorry to hear this guy died early, but damn, keep this rolling.

[@johnwhitney4970]

Long live Patrice

[@gayrambo4529]

24:12 "If something ever happened with you and Ope.." I'm glad that happened AFTER Patrice passed. Rest In Power big man.

[@Early_Lately]

I come back and listen to these once a year.

[@e.j.406]

22:46 it's nice that Opie acknowledges he doesn't have real friends

[@moe3235]

I love how youtube likes to unsubscribe you from good channels with honesty & truth (because truth is bad for business) but I keep coming back to these videos manually for my apple a day lol

[@lindboknifeandtool]

“We maximize watch time, and time spent on KZbin” proceeds to recommend me shit I don’t want to watch ever and always click off of.

[@brianramirez8255]

Patrice was right about Tiger. Hes back and Anthony would get an earful about it lol

[@johnnonamegibbon3580]

I feel like I'm not supposed to be listening to this. It feels like a very private conversation for some reason. Also, I've never seen Anthony's ex.

[@SalmonFume]

I had the same weird feeling listening to this. Patrice talking reality again though.

[@markbaxter6972]

2022 still relevant today

[@realSpook]

I've been listening to Patrice for about a year now. I think I've listened to 99% of his recordings and I'm starting get sadder as the idea of him being gone sets in

[@coldoutcast2]

how ironic, fast forward to 2017 turns out the two of em aren't real friends either

[@k_god7207]

Thats what happens when you combine friends and career.

[@Early_Lately]

"She hit her head hits the screen door and now she's half in and half out front door"🤣

[@Indygenous]

Ive been on patrice binge for the last 4 years. Weston has a whole playlist

[@seephisd]

Ride it out..just ride it out, really needed to hear this

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Ride it out as in just be stagnant? Sounds bad.

[@seephisd]

Shit...not sure where my context actually is. But, honestly you could be right. On the other hand, just being stagnant...no. I can't remember what spurred that reaction outta me but I'm pretty sure it isn't what you're poking at. And at the same time, yeah a bad fucking time for ya boy.

[@r011ing_thunder6]

@@seephisd oh damn all good I was talking about when they were talking about tiger woods and getting his swag back his arrogance back and one of them said to ride it out when your swag is out

[@seephisd]

That's fucking awesome man. I'm okay with being challenged..but you actually documented your angle...btw I will do the hour again to continue..just not today...but I will say..you are a rare breed here

[@seephisd]

I am however interested in what it was you had on your mind...if thats okay.

[@alancantu2557]

All of Patrice’s conversations are legendary

[@kianadyson]

That's why I have one solid best friend who is pretty much family. 10 years of solid friendship. I stay away from other women. Too many in one group is a bad sign. Motives everywhere and they are not your friend. Period. Find yourself a friend who has a woman's perspective but certain male attributes. We always have a man and each other's back. Find family not a competition group.

[@javirios3107]

I’ve seen this play out by different women in my life. Women who have at least 1 and rarely 2 solid friends all throughout. I feel like women are afraid of the Patrice purists mob or there just very few soldier sisters out there, but, there definitely needs to be more talk on the woman’s perspective.

[@kianadyson]

@Javi Rios I don't disagree. I just don't trust a bunch of chicks around me or him. Woken will be friends with women they hate for popularity or just to do them dirty. I'd rather have friends I know are my friend.

[@MultiWeen]

Girls have friends to talk about a bunch of nothing, agree and reinforce their own delusional belief system that is ruining their life. Guys give eachother false insults but are good friends. Girls give eachother false compliments and aren't good friends. It's why so many girls have guy friends, or talk about how they are one of the guys. Although guys and girls being real friends, and that's it, doesnt hardly ever exsist. The guy wants to sleep with her, and she gets all the benefit of the friendship, she can't help with life advice, she can't back you up in a fight, she is a liability, and when the dude has a major issue she isnt gonna come through to bury the body and then just forget it. Also they can't keep a secret unless its dirt on themselves.

[@finished6267]

Yep. You're straight. Maybe 3-4 friends in this life. The rest are on the ladder. Good girl.

[@rachelmaggio8755]

"Less is more", as they say!

[@johnga911]

"Hundreds of thousands every few months ... for nine years" fffffffffffffuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@darkknightdev]

God I miss Ant already

[@christiananderson6761]

opie just absolutely steamrolls the conversation every time its about to somewhere great

[@JamesShaw12]

Patrice said he wouldn't choose sides... in this video. So please stop talking for him.

[@KhemistryIBMOR]

Wow! That was a helluva story!

[@Joelispresent]

Tiger won Masters 2019

[@craigmertz5688]

Patrice is timeless!

[@beatsinmycrates]

Another title of a video that made me laugh before a listened.. but it is true.

[@jlupus8804]

During my sister’s divorce with her ex, our moms still talked until my sister got angry that our Mom gave his Mom certain info, so they stopped talking then. Then when me and my gf broke up, she insisted she’d stop talking to my sisters, but I was like “what? Why? I don’t care”, and they made the biggest deal out of it that I’ll never understand.

[@Remykapel]

The 9th annual Patrice O'Neil Comedy benefit is Tue Jan 18th 2022 730pm at NY City Center All $ goes to his family . Huge line up of killer comics. Let your people know please.. RIP Legend