Culture War - Hazbin Hotel

[@purpleislife777]

Im afraid Angel started it. He really shouldn't forget that he's dealing with the most feared overlord. This had got to be the most evil thing Alastor has ever done

[@DivineChurchOfCabbage]

ONLY 437!!?? THAT IS A CRIME

[@Overwatch2003]

I’ve tried it, It’s 3/10 for me, I wouldn’t recommend for people who haven’t tried it, I prefer them separate

[@bervyneth87]

True

[@AriaRidley]

That is true Angel started it

[@leonardovilla107]

LOL

[@starshinehero]

"You break spaghetti, I BREAK YOUR SPINE!"

[@LOLrpop]

*i eat spaghetti with a spoon* 🥄

[@tammyjeffrey-emilyibbott9446]

No I brake all your bones

[@Dray_4_0_5]

@@LOLrpopWHAT THE FU-

[@Drplushies-tv5ot]

@@LOLrpop eh, I eat it with pineapples

[@LOLrpop]

@@Drplushies-tv5ot I mean… is it good 🥹❔

[@cosmicvoidtree]

Unlike most of the Angel and Alastor interactions I see in fanon, this may not be confirmed yet but it’s definitely canon

[@Dinotruxbutarson]

I read that in a poette voice and idl why

[@akio_kuro]

The fact the canonly Alastor, Charlie, and Lucifer lik pineapple on pizza 😂

[@lluviapacifica9601]

Really?? 😮

[@shilasarkar6003]

I do remember hearing it on youtube

[@greenhydra10]

That somehow only slightly surprises me.

[@herobrinelp4869]

​@@lluviapacifica9601but the fun fact is Edward Bosco hates Pineapple on Pizza

[@alayna-lc4yu]

fuck charlie.fuck alastor.fuck lucifer

[@codasalteregos2110]

Jesus Christ, I have no idea how Alastor would find my annoyances but i know he will go hardcore.

[@alayna-lc4yu]

if he finds out mine he would find the largest speaker possible and put it in front of me with the sound of a dog licking its toes😭

[@GameLucigame-os9xo]

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA 👹👹👹

[@vadalilmash1875]

Can we appreciate how Angle Dust covered Nugget’s eyes and ears lol

[@LittleCrazy1]

That is a true pet lover

[@AnimeGirl4891]

Note to self: Never mispronounce French words in front of Alastor.

[@pamspray5254]

Unless it's the common southern pronunciations that aren't technically right anywhere else. Louisiana French ain't exactly what's they've got further north or across the pond. It's a brand all its own.

[@AnimeGirl4891]

Wow

[@Funkin_GDJ3ll0]

Or he's gonna insult your entire culture

[@Smg2215]

Especially if its on purpose

[@marieguillou8808]

I'm French, I'm saved!

[@pinkbelgianwaffle]

I like to imagine that when Alastor broadcasts the screams of sinners, he doesn’t torture them normally but instead does random shit like this

[@MrWizard15]

I like to think he does both

[@thenewrumplestiltskin3101]

He makes sure to cater to their each special brand of hell.

[@enchantedpotions8922]

Alastor truly is evil PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA? USING KETCHUP AS TOMATO SAUCE?? *BREAKING PASTA IN HALF????*

[@PhantomSavage]

He knows exactly how to exploit your biggest weaknesses. A true monster.

[@thethunderbrick]

WHATS NEXT!? PUT ICE CUBES ON WINE?

[@PhantomSavage]

@@thethunderbrick Oh that's a GOOD one. Writing that down.

[@juliansevilla9205]

My mom breaks spaghetti in half all the time how else is it gonna fit in the pot?

[@Dray_4_0_5]

@@thethunderbrickNO- NO NO NO NO-

[@michaela.pempleton1128]

Alastor just started a war with all of Italy, AND WON.

[@myladynaynay]

As a fellow Louisiana gal, I felt Alastor's pain 🤣 I definitely would've been on his side in this culture war lol. Hell, I would've given Angel a list of a bunch of cities in Louisiana, told him "Good luck pronouncing those, asshole!" and just watch him fall all over those syllables 🤣 Natchitoches, Opelousas, Atchafalaya, Tangipahoa, Tchefuncte River, Tchoupitoulas, Lake Pontchartrain, etc 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dray_4_0_5]

I- I am confused on how to pronounce that shit- No offence tho lmao

[@myladynaynay]

@@Dray_4_0_5 None taken 🤣 it's the funniest shit ever listening to people from out of state trying to pronounce these words LMAO 🤣🤣🤣 especially people not native to any of the southern states lol

[@Jujuonthatbeat777]

As a canadian gal i feel it too

[@alayna-lc4yu]

@@myladynaynayhow..HOW DO YOU DO IT?

[@ryancloutier3364]

(Proceeds to eat the pineapple pizza) quit ya whining angel it's your fault for crossing the line.

[@alayna-lc4yu]

did *you* eat it?if so i will do horrible things

[@ryancloutier3364]

@@alayna-lc4yu .................no I toke the pecies off of the pizza and then ate said peices and then the pizza .

[@alayna-lc4yu]

@@ryancloutier3364 good

[@Chamomile.Tea31]

NOT THE KETCHUP. ANYTHING BUT THE KETCHUP.

[@Realblackredmogus]

My Italian demons (even though I don’t even KNOW if I’m Italian) are unleashing rn.

[@donutcoco2998]

Ok, how about you instaid ? 🤣

[@Circus_Ren]

I love how Fat Nuggets is just so unbothered by Angel's pleading as eats

[@strawberryhellcat4738]

Playing Culture War with cuisine is dangerous. Angel could have retaliated with the abomination known as "Cheeseburger Jambalaya".

[@LOLrpop]

OH SHIT 😂

[@NiteSteel000]

My dyslexic @$$ thought you said something about jambalaya in a cheeseburger! Must've been that Chilli burger from back before I quit.

[@itsy0urlocalbigback973]

OH FUCK😂

[@alayna-lc4yu]

or doing anything bad to a baguette

[@Tailiaproweryt]

XD WHAT😂

[@QueenMonoChrome]

Angel: "....iz the pineapple at least thinly sliced insteada chunks?" Al: "Of course my defeated fellow; I'm attacking your culture, not good taste and basic cooking know how."

[@Cherrycreamsoda1]

I know people keep shipping them but this… this kind of interaction is SO much better 😄😂

[@ivanbluecool]

Just saw this show. Gotta say i enjoyed watching it. Music was pretty cool too

[@spectralight8412]

Makes me think of that one animatic of Angel getting annoyed by Sir Pentious’ eating habits.

[@alayna-lc4yu]

what’s it called?

[@Badartsy]

As someone with Italian heritage, I can full heartedly say, never have I ever in my existence have I been through more torture then what i have just witnessed.

[@minnymoon1360]

Now I kind of wish Angel would just start yelling at Alistair in Italian and then Alastair starts yelling back in French.

[@katgaming3401]

Yes

[@Error_64]

It’ll be like: Angel: CHE HAI FATTO STRONZO DI MERDA Alastor: JE NE SUIS PAS DÉSOLÉ DE CE QUE J'AI FAIT ET TU L'AS COMMENCÉ

[@alayna-lc4yu]

@@Error_64you actually helped me cuz i’m learning french-

[@Error_64]

@@alayna-lc4yu Wow, I’m learning it too 😅

[@alayna-lc4yu]

@@Error_64 :D

[@saskehere1638]

The 'Don't kiss the chef' apron is something I need

[@noahendinsight]

Angel absolutely rocks that outfit tho 💅✨

[@superevilscientistgamer5939]

Angel rocks any outfit

[@tomasmichaels642]

I actually am learning Italian, so I can tell you all Angel is essentially saying he wishes every pain imaginable whenever the wall of italiano appears

[@irlfemalemoxxie3621]

You forgot the part when they’re cuddling and are laughing about it and Al is like “but ‘bone-jaw? Really my dear?” And Angel’s like “y’know im just mess’s with ya”

[@mcxxhybrid2238]

They probably left it out because they are naked together in bed cuddling, which could imply they had a little fun time which doesn't exactly comply with KZbin's guidelines haha. But I kinda missed the ending too lol

[@Drakana-jd6ju]

I can imagine sinners hearing a new scream on Alastor’s radio and realize it’s angel. They wonder what horrible things are going on, cut to what happens in the video for comedic affect. Alastor now realizes he doesn’t need violence to get the screams he desires.

[@Daffodil_Doodles]

My first thought when I saw this was “Oh god no” Also this is literally the cheese is under the sauce meme

[@rosered961]

I do remember reading that Alastor, Charlie, and I think Lilith enjoyed pineapple on pizza so this makes it funnier

[@ciarameehanbravo7690]

Oh Holy Mother, NOT THE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!! ITS A UNFORGIVABLE SIN , AL! 🤢😫

[@Ominvus]

Ok, this feel like it could have been in the show. And I love it.😁

[@nellisswanepoel7014]

#0:43 Alastor truly is a monster among for doing something as evil as this breaking spaghetti and putting pineapple on pizza 😮#1:18

[@user-jo5xl3fk9x]

I seriously thought Alistair was going to commit several war crimes

[@brucereutens8730]

They may speak their own *ahem* unique variant of it, but NEVER massacre the French language in a Cajun's presence.

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

The closed captions were genius Especially since you ad libbed the line about Ketchup

[@ThePrinceofDestruction]

I’d love to see Angel’s reaction when he finds out that Charlie loves pineapple on pizza. I need an episode of him either threatening to leave the hotel over it or try to show her the correct way to make pizza.

[@thethunderbrick]

And then AL give angel a nice cup of wine WITH ICE CUBES

[@Realblackredmogus]

MY ITALIAN DEMONS ARE UNLEASHING 👹

[@alayna-lc4yu]

isn’t wine more towards french culture tho?maybe i’m wrong tho

[@AshleyBurchett-g4v]

In the full vid angel was like “this means war .” 2 min later “PLEASE IM SORRY AL” “oh what’s that I couldn’t hear u over the sound of the. Pineapple baking into that pizza”

[@godfrey_approves]

"Don't kiss the cook" PERFECT

[@gamerclips3606]

I love the animated feel of this, it’s so smooth

[@remysotheraccount]

I feel like Angel would start yelling at him in it italian and Alastor would start yelling at him in french :D

[@nightmare_nyx18]

Fvcking love this sh!t so much plus the dub is really awesome and freaking perfect😂❤

[@n0teb0Ok-22]

The moral of the story is don’t fuck with Alastor. He will break your soul

[@PikaBatty]

Now that I think about it, it sounds way easier to offend an Italian than a French person

[@Swirlgirl-co3di]

I like that there horrified Louisiana noises and Italian eye twitch

[@xaythearsonist2003]

You have chosen to defy pizza, then you have chosen was with Italy. -Italian Liu Kang

[@AriaRidley]

I love the conflict between Alastor and Angel.

[@ratimaja1658]

Al: ahhh music to my ears 😌 Angel dust: having a panic attack and a heart attack at the same time (and dies at the end) 😵🪦💀

[@chadnorris8257]

"I will rip your culture apart, and broadcast your screams for all of Hell to hear!"

[@thetruepestilence9035]

am I the only one how hear a bit of papyrus when alastor said spaghetti.

[@Dum-l2g]

Just simply make a crawfish boil with no seasoning and make jambalaya the wrong way

[@3teamz]

Alastair is a menace to society

[@silverchan9999]

Charlie and Vaggie Come back after hunting for new Tenants and this is what they see....

[@togasbloodbuddy]

I don’t care what anyone says, this is something that totally canonically happened 😂

[@ClearlySkies]

I agree with the Italian White Spidernoodle. Pinapples on Pizza is a atrocity!

[@Realblackredmogus]

No way you just Called Angel an Italian white spidernoodle 😭

[@Error_64]

As a fellow Italian, I have an important message: Alastor ha meritato di perdere contro Adamo dopo questa cosa anche se so che è fatta dai fan. Angel DEVE vendicarsi contro di lui. IL KETCHUP CON GLI SPAGHETTI DIVISI A METÀÀÀ AAAAAAAAA

[@thalisu5876]

For murder you will go to hell but breaking the Spaghetti that is the true reason why the extermination exist.

[@NomiDavis]

😂😂😂

[@JustCallMeEevee]

The end is even funnier with the knowledge that Alastor would like pineapple on pizza.

[@glamourqueen8]

IM CRYING 😭 This is so canon

[@lewamaster17]

Italia: "alliance?" Japan and Germany: "alliance" *ALASTOR STARTED WW3 AND ALERTED THE HORDE*

[@enzovieira1508]

The Italians here going to be devastated when they found out that the majority of Europe eats pizza with pineapple

[@Floof_Da_Pom]

the fact that both french and italian "hello"s are essentially the same thing makes this even funnier

[@ChimkenNuggetsWorld]

Angel dust: *Angry Italian noises*

[@joaopedrosilva5705]

After I learned some French cuisine I feel like Al. Lol

[@Kaged_Gaming]

This is the one individual Lionfield will not touch.

[@JaceQuin-s1f]

I'm terrified of Alistor he is too petty

[@drewholmes7356]

Pineapple belongs on pizza. I’ve seen stranger as a resident of Florida.

[@a-okayrj5457]

Florida gang represent!!!!

[@NiteSteel000]

Shut up, Floridian, unless it's about your fellow citizens' most recent antic.

[@memy3087]

"Gonna impress angel boss?" Me : dang that voice th- The suspenseful misic with teh organ Me:OH MY G-

[@brittanybroussard]

PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS A CRIME!!

[@Serv2021]

My friend:ADD PINEAPPLE innPIZZa Guys

[@KingJelza789]

It’s really not that bad. I like to dip in ketchup

[@mask32maker5]

This is the most evil thing I’ve seen Alastor do ever.

[@VARK_Voxtechshark]

as some one who grew up speaking French and living in Louisiana i am personally offended by "bown jaw" but also as a person who grew up my lovely father I am also personally offended by pineapple on pizza and ketch up on spaghetti...but I can't really talk about da past thing...

[@jasonryan5572]

Bone jaw. I think you mean bonjour

[@foxcollias4444]

Saw this, instantly subbed.

[@thefawfulexpress9617]

Man I can now go for a pizza.

[@authorbat5562]

With pineapple!

[@NomiDavis]

​@@authorbat5562😭😭😭😭

[@impulseclown]

BONE JOURNAL

[@galaxyt.hedgehog8667]

1:16 I know Al is evil. But he's not this evil.

[@zachscarbrough2727]

You mess with Alastors culture, he's gonna give it back a hundred fold. He doesn't want to win the battle, he goes all out to win the war.

[@ianoliver2224]

Listen, pineapple on pizza isn't even that bad. If it's good it's good.🤣

[@YouTubeMaxi2006]

It is true when you break pasta in front of an Italian spider

[@J.A.D.A.4709]

“Music to my ears!” Devo: You said it!

[@alastor_loves_countryhumans_]

i love this sm❤ but the pasta break broke me😭 i’m not even italian💀 AND I HATE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

[@dasiyland09]

Pineapple on pizza is too merciful, throw some kiwis and gummy worms on there

[@NiteSteel000]

Okay, Michaelangelo! Go back to the sewers with that trash!!!

[@shiroganekishi6695]

To the one voicing Angeldust you nearly hit the Vic Mignogna When yelling "Nooooooooo!" after the Pineapple was added. Hope that dish was delicious! lol

[@laurenreyes5027]

Wait until Angel finds out both Lilith AND Charlie (canonically) like pineapple on their pizza.

[@Ashs_Sister_Autumn]

Pft- “Bone-jaw”? 😂

[@Oli0848]

As an Italian, this caused so much pain

[@laranjathefox]

Angel definitely can't go to Brazil..

[@OverlordOfLust]

Oh yeah I live here he gon die lil bro better not 😂

[@michaelshawkelan8264]

0:51 [Gasp]😲 (pulls out eyes) 👀Huff Huff Huff (Rubs on shirt) (puts eye s back in)😧

[@FredVincent-q4z]

I love how fat nuggets is just eating his food and just fucking chillen ❤

[@LoonaJewel-m2w]

This is why I love Alastor

[@vedwalker3974]

Wait, is *that* how he adds screams to his radio broadcasts!?

[@Saintpentiousofficial]

Fun fact Alastor actually likes pineapple on pizza

[@Darcy_and_Jill]

I do too, it's awesome!

[@VoidKittyProductions]

THIS IS ARRTTT I LOVE THIS DFSIHSDFJK

[@wolfjedisamuel]

Alastor! Quit bustin' Angel's Gabagool!

[@pawtonsansders985]

alternatively Angel gets back by making jambalaya… *without any spices* (claiming that it’s “too spicy”)

[@NomiDavis]

Yesss!!!!

[@stephenthompson3909]

even though im from a mostly german heritage my inner Italian wanted to be unleashed and fight this madman.

[@galaxystarprizm1445]

I can excuse you only for so long Alastor BUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?

[@FaithTeaBoba]

R.I.P Angel Dust

[@Cat-xd4ie]

Angel (and comments) please don't kill me but pineapple on pizza is good

[@LaQueenJM]

We need a Mexican and an American 😂

[@PhantomSavage]

Why not combine both into one? A Texan walks into a bar...

[@NiteSteel000]

Excuse me? Break down your toxin carefully, please.... I was born in Texas, and I would like to hear what the h3ck you're thinking of....

[@phoebethomas-boyd8604]

I love how Angel just freaked out because pineapple and pizza