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A Cajun and an Italian walk into a bar.... it doesn't go well.
#hazbinhotel #angeldust #angel #alastor #charlie #funny #memes
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Me... as Angeldust, Alastor
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[@loner844]

"We have plenty of ketchup" 😂😂😂

[@kbeezy206]

Angel: .....! This. Means. War.

[@vlalcremie002]

I actually ate pasta with ketchup. IT TASTES AMAZING!!!

[@SyzygySomnia]

@@vlalcremie002to you, American. You put ketchup on poutine too?🤨

[@vlalcremie002]

@@SyzygySomnia dude, I was literally born in Italy

[@SyzygySomnia]

@@vlalcremie002 *it’s a American stereotype joke*

[@XyraStar]

Horrified Louisiana noises is so real😭

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

Trust me. If Angel Dust messes up the German greeting guten tag I will make him suffer with pineapple on pizza and I agree with the no PINEAPPLE ON A F**KING PIZZA!!

[@Rqb87127]

​@DarkfoxTamamo_21 as a German as well, if he did that, I would fucking put pineapple, pear, BBQ sauce, squid, and no cheese on a pizza, and replace tomato sauce with ketchup mixed with hot sauce

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

@@Rqb87127 hell yeah. Finally I'm not alone on if Angel Dust says hello in German wrong that the "I will do x and the result will be y" kind of thing

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

@@Rqb87127 make it a Carolina reaper pepper and it is sweet sweet revenge

[@Rqb87127]

@@DarkfoxTamamo_21 I will make it as awful as possible...wait, I could put raw cut in half spaghetti on it!

[@amber3392]

I know for a FACT angel only said "bone jaw" to piss off alastor

[@lynn-marieflechner5406]

And Alastor broke the spaghetti to retaliate lmao.

[@DJ-Tabi-5459]

actually it's do to the accent.

[@Ifaeya]

​@@lynn-marieflechner5406 man I love him SOoo much 🤣

[@queenkaterose]

More than accurate

[@Candy_Darling]

He actually did there is more to the comic where they joke about it in bed later

[@ren_suzugamori1427]

Love Alistor's method. The snapping spaghetti is a stereotypical Italian hate boner, but replacing tomato sauce with ketchup for said meal, now that's a new one.

[@EagleTarget-gt4fm]

*Italian hate boner* now that’s a new phrase

[@joallanobrien374]

It is. But the irony is it's made from the same thing, different consistency.

[@marklance5921]

That's hell for you baby!

[@Celeste-jh2lj]

​@@joallanobrien374pretty sure ketchup has a lot of sugar in it too and many people apparently don't like sweet spaghetti

[@Princess_Cheese]

In the full comic Alastor also makes pizza with pineapple

[@mastadonking3816]

I'm not Italian....but I feel furiously triggered at the pasta break.....I have an overwhelming urge to go feral.

[@Imagined-Reality]

Ancestry

[@barncic8561]

It's worse than putting ketchup

[@itsanemmathing3378]

Same

[@mastadonking3816]

@barncic8561 The ketchup is tolerable. Plenty of people back in the 80s did that to save money thay it's considered a fond childhood memory for many. But the pasta breaking is where they cross the line.

[@RippleDink]

Same

[@donzapatero4808]

As an Italian yall not only made my grandma cry but you all gave me a heart attack

[@Just_your_adverage_dragon]

Here, have some good spaghetti 🍝 🍝

[@KiddieStranglerV3]

@@Just_your_adverage_dragon*breaks spaghetti* HAÆEAEEAÆAA

[@-LuNaShi_-CHIPS-]

@@KiddieStranglerV3 😱😱

[@amaranthhierophant7284]

😂

[@-LuNaShi_-CHIPS-]

I'm Italian but my mother breaks spaghetti to cook em-- my mother ain't Italian

[@DruidOfTheWest4]

Dude the "don't kiss the chef" apron I'm dying

[@itsniqilisitsme4701]

Aroace icon

[@V1xx_Gachacreator]

*Dying*

[@vebe5]

That easily would be me (I hate physical touch)

[@Nina-fg3rq]

Ace in the hole - Rosie 2024

[@SP0R3.]

I suddenly can’t read

[@Lucifer-h8v]

"DON'T KISS THE COOK" 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙕𝙕𝙀 💀💀

[@BeanBug11]

I felt like I was the only one who laughed at that. 💀

[@luperobles5441]

Take away “don’t” then it’ll be correct😏

[@AvrillWolfie]

That SNAP sounded like he snapped all of someone's bones at once 💀

[@I_like_eating_nuclear_bombs556]

Including the 207 one? 😏

[@Kae_loves_roblox]

Fr tho

[@Xylospring]

Break A Spagetti Line, Shatters the Peoples' Minds.

[@_nxth]

He might aswell have

[@Umbra_Ursus]

He *is* a wendigo, is he not? No doubt wouldn't be Alastor's first time doing so.

[@qazasdr7014]

I love how Alastor learned Italian just to get rid of all the spaghetti sauce in the hotel

[@Selena_Draws]

LOL

[@thenexus8384]

He likely just hid it all

[@Allantitan]

@@thenexus8384he hides a jar nearby for himself only 😂

[@thenexus8384]

@@Allantitan and probably a tiny one for Charlie too

[@ADBH-sd8cz]

He also seemed to deliberately mess up the Italian hello. "Bone journal!"

[@Vintage_likesarts]

When he was doing his so-called "horrified louisiana noises," I don't mean to be rude, but he sounded like a broken down engine trying to work again

[@krystynalwood4161]

that's the sound. half the state sounds like that. thanks to the gaint pot holes on our roads

[@cayden1warrior604]

As someone from louisiana i can agree with the statement above me.

[@Vintage_likesarts]

@@krystynalwood4161 thanks for telling me

[@nonsensical1521]

I think that's also the internal sound that every grammar stickler makes when they are madly trying to be polite and not correct the pronunciation or spelling of something x'D

[@WildWolf-jv2sq]

😅 your not wrong

[@kinitopet-o4n]

BRO ABOUT TO START WORLD WAR 3

[@Bubble4445]

Fr😂

[@P1gdude]

Or is it the Napoleon Wars 2? Cause although they were on different sides, the French and Italians didn't really fight each other all that much during WWII. (Unless I'm wrong about that in which case feel free to correct me) And in WWI the French and Italians were on the Same Side. Whereas I'm pretty sure Napoleon Conqured Italy, or at least a huge chunk of Italy during his Conquest of Europe.

[@Peppa-ju4sr]

Then he puts pineapple on pizza 😂 angel starts begging for forgiveness 😂 then at the end they are just laughing 😂

[@salemtargaryen123]

I mean Vivzie did confirm that Alastor likes pineapple on pizza- 😂

[@irlfemalemoxxie3621]

Yeah, I saw a different cover that had the whole comic and they are just in bed together laughing about it, Al is like “ [insert French petname] bone-jaw, really?”

[@BIFO2009-BUNNIE]

U just gave me the peefect idea​@@salemtargaryen123

[@High-Viscosity-fluid.]

Don't forget if you put pineapple on the pizza.Also add the ansjovis

[@Grover-the-GOAT-of-the-series]

And crying

[@inka_gxcha]

I'm not italian or french but I'm offended 💀

[@thenexus8384]

Same

[@Kittimoonshadow]

Same 💀😭

[@DarlornisGirthy]

I would like but the like count is 123 and it's perfect.

[@HellaVerse_Vivziepop_fan666]

​@kaseyennis69je suis française 💀

[@CraziestChaos]

Every spaghetti broken is an Italian heart meeting the same fate. 💔

[@CraftystuffX3]

I was abt to throw my phone across the earth for that

[@Dray_4_0_5]

As a non-French person learning French, I AM SUPER OFFENDED THAT HE SAID BONE JAW INSTEAD OF BONJOUR 😭😭🤚🤚 (Holy motherload of replies and likes i did NOT expect this comment to blow up)

[@bfdi540rooms]

I speak french too and i'm also offended

[@bevsesilmwars3980]

He 100% did it on purpose. Because it is almost the same in italian. Including pronounciation

[@Tess_4ever]

As a French person who speaks French all the time I am even more offended than you at this moment. I just want to put pineapple in pizza just so Angel be like us 😂😂

[@artsncraftslayer]

SAME BRO 😭

[@ElskaTheAnimator]

SAME 😭😂

[@HelluvaAce]

IM TRAUMATIZED!!!! DONT BREAK THE SPAGHETTI LIKE THAT!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩

[@YourFavesXOXO]

"*Horrified Louisiana noises*" had me ROLLING 😂

[@technoredriot1587]

I'm Canadian, Italian, and New Jerseyian. This entire video is like a horror film for me 😢

[@cythonyheart3579]

Oh mgggg I fucking LOVE this artists Hazbin hotel stuff, thank you for dubbing it you really brought it to life this is like my _favorite_ comic strip of theirs

[@dogthievery101]

Angel probably shouldn't have tested someone who eats, drinks, lives, and breathes in a state of schadenfreude. 😅🤣

[@SUNOOSW1F3]

Alostor🤭HIS VOICEEEEEE😭😭😭😍😍

[@chalkopirate]

Not far enough. PURRÉ THE SPAGETTI

[@XyraStar]

No…DICE IT

[@_primrse_1252]

YOU GODLESS HEATHENS

[@XxDragonfirexX-dy2zu]

You monster

[@_primrse_1252]

MONSTROUS HEATHENS

[@thenexus8384]

​@@XyraStardice it raw or cooked? Because one of the options is definitely more offensive to our favorite gay Italian spider boy

[@JuliuszCessar]

And then angel making jambalaya and calling it risotto 😂

[@nutsamdivani]

Angel is gonna die at that point

[@JuliuszCessar]

@@nutsamdivani yeah 😂

[@Rea_ReiRei]

That’s like angel choosing death

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

Oh noooooo XD Resoto's so tasty tho

[@bobbertsonlarz1743]

Anyone does that they gon die

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

I swear if Angel Dust says Guten Täg as Gluten Taaag my reaction would be the exact same as Alastor's. But with a bit more of a reference to the Godfather.

[@ThatPersonNamedJune]

Glue-Ten Tæg (Tæg as in like northerners saying bag, bæg. Bayg.)

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

@@ThatPersonNamedJune I am German I say it how it is. Plus I have one of those personalities that will literally piss someone off if they do the same to me. I have that kind of personality. An eye for an eye . You are lucky that you have stocking anarchy as a PFP and I'm a studio trigger fan. Otherwise I'd say hello in the language your native tongue is and mess it up like Angel Dust. Not even joking love the PFP

[@qwmx]

​@@DarkfoxTamamo_21 Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt? I'm a fan too.

[@Imnottellingyoumyname202]

Bro the spaghetti break hurt me cuz I’m part Italian…

[@omnicupid6694]

Saaaaame😢

[@sharon8149]

Same 50%

[@Miserys_B1tch]

Saaame!! My mother’s side of the family is from Italy lol

[@-LuNaShi_-CHIPS-]

. . . I'm Italian and I have a mother who breaks the spaghetti to cook it- (my mother's brazilian-)

[@Imnottellingyoumyname202]

@@-LuNaShi_-CHIPS-I feel bad for you

[@V_actor]

As a person who is also French (AND from Louisiana) I am THOROUGHLY frustrated… congrats… also a good vid prompt would be for angel to say “bonjour monsieur beau~” to Al

[@rebeckahhammond1383]

Angel covering poor Nuggets’ ears at the end 😂😂😂

[@martinabellavia]

Noooo! Alastor, im italian....i loved you...😢

[@chalkopirate]

Precisely why I love him. Pure evil. Have you ever aten a spagett raw?

[@Kaia_Lunar391]

It just to piss angel dust off.

[@trevisjenkins370]

We js gonna forget angel said bone-jaw or what- it's kinda karma-

[@otherworldly.imperia]

Pineapple pizza could finish off Angel finally

[@brycecole793]

Al: While making the pizza, we didn’t have any tomato sauce, so we have to use ketchup instead 😈 Angel: 😱💀

[@Jaspy-Alue_KittyKode]

Alastor sounding like fancy Papyrus

[@impulseclown]

dont do this to me 😭 youre so right

[@LyehtOfficial]

HE BROKE THE PASTA NOOOOOO

[@KayoLovesyou]

Nuggets just sits there in angels arms like he doesn’t understand anything that’s going on around him

[@strawberryhellcat4738]

Poor Alastor if Angel gets revenge by presenting him with the abomination known as "Cheeseburger Jambalaya". I'm sure I heard several family members spinning in their graves when I found out about it.

[@azirra7866]

I’m not even from Louisiana and the words “Cheesburger Jambalaya” are causing me physical pain.

[@trevisjenkins370]

​@@azirra7866 Same bro 😭

[@fireballofficiall]

MY *S O U L*

[@matyarry10]

OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SPAGHETTI AAAAH (sincerly, an italian)

[@Your_l0cal3ms]

lol, I love how it Alastors apron says, “Dint kiss the cook” perfect 😭👌

[@-.SisterPanda.-]

Omg I read Louisiana as lasagna😂

[@sharon8149]

Horrified lasagna noises? 😂😂

[@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING]

​@@sharon8149lasagna when they see Garfield

[@sharon8149]

@@THE_STORM_THATS_APPROCHING lol

[@Azezal_onpaws]

Im not friench but....WHAT THE FUCK ANGEL?!?! id do the same al did

[@ymmijx6061]

"have some spagetti and cat syrup, bone apple tea"

[@Azezal_onpaws]

​@@ymmijx6061 lmao-

[@trevisjenkins370]

​@@ymmijx6061 "Bone apple tea" 😭

[@parisnicolasmarceloedwards9090]

The voices are too good.

[@ac4ever967]

Okay the video was funny but did anyone else notice that he broke the pasta.

[@Rng20135]

Angel dust later:U SON OF A B4 Alastor:HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[@notalive_halfawake]

this is what it feels like to be with american friends and youre international.

[@SpaceRanger23]

I'm Italian but I was just from there.

[@titanbombomega]

To any Italians, is breaking the spaghetti in half actually a ain, or is that false?

[@enderfair9582]

Never break spaghetti

[@Demonic_OG]

@@enderfair9582how do u boil it in a pot then- if its too long to fit

[@Cell287]

It is. My family told me. I live with that shame

[@Megantron2000]

​@Demonic_OG put the pasta in and when the pasta in the water you can get all the pasta in their.

[@therandom1283]

​@@Demonic_OGIt eventually turns all flaccid and worm-like so it will fall inside the pot naturally. You don't have to break it.

[@AsherMason-bi8jt]

Bone apple teeth!

[@teritt]

Being both French and Italian (and a whole bunch of other things) is pretty ironic right now

[@bendysans1473]

My Italian part of me is now crying after seeing this

[@amirahalizamagicalworld114]

sonic’s lines: I’ll make you play alone in time with me, so I’ll break that space, your heart, I shall set free. yourself’s lines: I’ll make you say how proud you are of me, so stay awake just long, enough to see my way. my way.

[@princesspromise9160]

Bro the mention of ketchup instead of tomato sauce is what pissed ME off 😭

[@impulseclown]

FR 😭

[@therandom1283]

How could he?!

[@princesspromise9160]

@therandom1283 Fr like how dare he bro? 😭

[@funtimegamer8733]

At first i thought "its just a language book, this has nothing to do with food, theres no reason to think he would-" "Hey dinner smells great i wonder what it is?" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@crisdelgadillo6502]

For a second at the beginning I thought he said boned ya

[@preppy3579]

Lol

[@TharealIreland]

Bro us Louisianans do not say bonjour

[@Sayori_Cheese]

Fr

[@bigpazza8598]

Pretty sure Alastor is mixed Creole, and I’m not sure if this is fact but I think he’s mixed with French perhaps? He canonically knows some French but I guess that’s because of the area I don’t know.

[@Neuvillette_The-Hydro-Dragon]

🎶📻🎙️ Me crushing the noodles... Ooops I think I didn't read the Italian cook book.... Hahahahaha 🎙️📻🎶

[@draxisblackwood8776]

Do you think purely out of spite the icing on the cake would have been pineapple juice to the to the ketchup sauce, akin to the sin of Italian pizza sin, no?

[@sharon8149]

Oh Alastor put pineapple on a pizza while Angel begs for mercy

[@ThePotatoGirl-dk7kw]

Alastor actually sees himself as gourmet, so he doesn’t eat processed food like ketchup.

[@PinkuuVanilla]

As a person with french being my first language (english being my second, but also like my "first" in a way since i started learning at 3 years old before i develop a french accent) This is MORE than perfect

[@Lilyannes_way-fu4vg]

My bestie will say "bone jaw" just to piss me off knowing I’m Canadian

[@stefanieknickerbocker2855]

Why alaator sound like professor snape

[@ladykoiwolfe]

That's fair. Totally fair play.

[@LiverFailureJuice]

Alastor: (breaks the pasta) Angel dust: (covering fat nuggets eyes) there is a CHILD present!

[@HeavensSplendor]

Uhh....

[@ErinthejackalYt]

😂 the way Alastor says "Spaghetti" and "Ketchup" It reminds me of Papyrus and Sans from Undertale lol

[@ItalianBall-zw7hc]

Bro's getting hunt down by the Italian Mafia

[@GemCattt]

As a Louisianan I can confirm Alastor is from Louisiana

[@Ash_OnePearsonStudio]

I. WAS. DIYING. THAT'S WHY I PREFER VOX, ALASTOR!!!

[@zombieriver1679]

DONT BRAKE THE SPAGETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Iquey]

KETCHUP. 😂 🍅🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬

[@Shigaraki_Handymandy]

Me:HAHA!!!

[@edithkanra1204]

I need more Asexual content like this,

[@CHI-CHI0089]

I like how when Alastor mentions spaghetti it sounds like papyrus from sans Undertale.

[@LuciferMorningstar-pn1zp]

😂NOOOO THE PASTAAAA😭😂

[@iriss2495]

'bone jaw' *help i am offended by a spider*

[@Maxarolie]

*casually makes this 1k likes*

[@sunnydove425]

I think I bit off every single one of my nails seeing that pasta break… and I grew 4 more arms

[@sylvie3975]

American he had to be

[@user-dj7xw2fz2g]

I love how his apron said, don’t kiss the chef

[@I_like_eating_nuclear_bombs556]

When i heard the word "spaghetti" papyrus popped out of my mind💀

[@Th3.H0n3y.K4t]

NYEAHAHHA! BROTHER, IM MAKING SPAGEHTI FOR DINNER! - Paps, probably.

[@deebasgaming1713]

It bonjour

[@Selena_Draws]

Bonjour mon ami

[@deebasgaming1713]

bonjour sa va bien?

[@alastor_loves_countryhumans_]

i hate the pasta break😭 i’m not even italian bro what is this??

[@shipper1903]

Breaking the spaghetti was one thing okay, but the KETCHUP cracked me up 😂

[@user-et9rv3kw9i]

Real name Angel Dast - Anthony

[@ahoy_m8y]

Wasn't it Anthony??

[@itscandixxx_.]

​@@ahoy_m8yIT is Anthony

[@user-et9rv3kw9i]

​​@@ahoy_m8y 😅 thx

[@UntitledRealms-s2o]

First of all the “don’t kiss the cook” apron was golden and second the broken spaghetti was just perfect I give this the seal of HH PERFECTION*helleanly choir*

[@stefanieknickerbocker2855]

HELP!

[@TimacherKamar]

The way he pronounced bonjour ad "bone jaw" actually triggered me😭😭

[@Elizasanexe]

I’m ITALIAN GIRL NOW

[@Kenji_is_life]

I love how Alastor’s apron says don’t kiss the cook

[@AlastorsStaff]

Im italian and my gf literaly lives in italy this is so painful 😔😭😭

[@memeguyiii4383]

Why is this the most funniest, pettiest, and well fitting thing for alastor

[@LOL-og7tb]

Nooo i am italian al im a bit psycho like u but noooooo

[@_leroytheroy_]

The fact that every short comic, Husk is always cleaning a cup lol

[@Nakime2505]

No entiendo inglés 😞

[@Bomboclat-521]

Bro has so much dedication that he would learn Japanese just cuz Angel pissed him off.

[@nailamoothong1146]

It's bonjour

[@user-pe6he9pw2j]

"Dont kiss the cook" On alastors shirt is just amazing 😂

[@AveryWoods-pu4xe]

Me just loving the heck out of that robe Alastair is wearing that says, don’t kiss the cook?😂

[@Nexus-yl5qu]

Alastor can be so scary yet be so funny while being a badass at the same time on certain occasions.

[@Ayesha_Hajni]

“italian for dummies” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RoseFire.rexWcue]

"dont kiss the cook" Nah i dont think i will follow that rule

[@SpaceHazmat]

I have been both hurt by the "bone jaw" for bonjour AND the pasta break