Cumtown: Martin Shkreli Calls the Boys

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[@strangebrew1231]

Get him on The Adam Friedland Show and pretend to not know what CumTown was

[@joedewitt3340]

The fact Shkreli comes out of each conversation thinking he OWNED those guys would be the funniest part of the video if it didn't make you feel a little bit sad.

[@datrakapo4807]

Legit lol

[@belizetourism1218]

He's such a re**itor, holy shit.

[@girthbrooks1708]

He legitimately did own them, as a fan of the pod that was a terrible attempt at getting a master to sit with the students

[@datrakapo4807]

@@girthbrooks1708 negative social skills

[@Nowledgeman]

Adam gets owned by everyone anyway and Stav gets triggered easy... Nick is too autistic for phone conversation This just ain't their game

[@thomaschampigny2378]

"You were on The Breakfast Club, were you a jock, a geek, a freak, a loser, or were you the Chinese one?" I'd like to think that Nick is there coaching him on this, but if not, this is the funniest thing Adam has ever said.

[@jeffreyflowers5203]

It’s a hilarious burn

[@aidengrimes5216]

why would you like to think nick was coaching him lmfao

[@thegarge7476]

​@@aidengrimes5216because it goes against everything we know about Adam

[@dooper5150]

“I’m a publicist for cumtown, a semen-based podcast”

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Everyone is glossing right over this shit

[@crashingspectacular]

Adam did good, gotta hand it to the bug

[@MonoPrime]

I outnumber his twitter followers ten-fold as a lowly business person. I’m not even a part of any media”. Like Jesus Christ this guy sounds like the most bullyable grown man on planet Earth.

[@mx338]

He sounds like the most bullied person.

[@chrisadraheim]

The man just wants someone to talk to.

[@williamweiler236]

yea pretty sad honestly.

[@calebmalpin6926]

It's amazing Martin was humiliated this badly and he doesn't get it. Like, doing the show would have been cooler.

[@AwfulWaffle8474]

Adam's attempt was the best.

[@datrakapo4807]

He’s got the best social skills

[@theycallmealex454]

@manchujw22lol

[@harissafari1901]

The excitement in his voice “Gay you say?”

[@voiceofreason2674]

Adam with the high effort smarmy platitude style, Adam with the zero charisma “just do it”, and Stavros with the low iq impatient yokel “it’s either me or nobody” style of a Greektown carpenter. Master class in negotiation

[@rubegoldberg6476]

Of course Adam can’t resist interrupting someone.

[@shannonballspen1s482]

stavros walgreens

[@klauslgeiger]

stavros ballgrease

[@_m.d.y_]

Stav took the most offense when football and beer were brought into the picture lmaoo

[@Skeeter_Dee]

stavs a real heavy hitter on this one

[@Poliswag7]

Oh yea real heavy

[@adamhaas1]

I cannot deal with this level of disrespect to my friends

[@autumnparkblvd]

Little did he know he’d later be on the host of the Adam Friedland Show

[@Derek_Keenan]

he'd "be on" the host?

[@taylorneal5825]

@@Derek_Keenan yeah like gay

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@taylorneal5825 oh nice speaking of gay i'm gay!!!

[@taylorneal5825]

@@Derek_Keenan that's fuckin sick bruh. Me too.

[@adils786]

Yuck, can I join

[@TheNotoriousLCB]

damn i wish Nick could have responded to, “i’m a pretty serious person, man”

[@maxkline8985]

I think now that shkreli is out of jail you need to get him on the adam friedland show

[@petrica7387]

Stavros Walgrease

[@arturobandini4078]

This Shrkelli guy has a great sense of humour and is obviously very laid back and never defensive during conversation.

[@owensthethird]

This could have been a hilarious mutually beneficial endeavor. Martin's loss.

[@captainadventures]

Should have offered him a gold coin

[@chaddaddywarden4349]

I got second hand embarrassment from hearing this

[@deadjuice1880]

Jesus christ, this is the KZbin guy who makes several paragraph long comments, and expects people will read it all.

[@otisgolightly3680]

Wish he went on. Could have settled the breakfast club headphone debate as a former guest.

[@Derek_Keenan]

they should have been like "Haha! You've actually been on the podcast for 20 minutes already!"

[@what4321ify]

Crazy how much Stav big dogs him

[@FloridaGiant305]

Martin Shkreli = Ian Fidance!!! Lol

[@Derek_Keenan]

David Cross = Ari Shaffir

[@cherrypieurface7779]

They should send him a letter to prison inviting him on the podcast since he has plenty of time now lol

[@troydaum4728]

It's pretty hilarious how well the call went with Stav

[@mattmitche11]

why is he pretending to play guitar the whole time

[@Derek_Keenan]

it doesn't sound like he's pretending

[@mattmitche11]

@@Derek_Keenan notice how he never actually gets into any chords or songs he kind of just fucks around the whole time to seem nonchalant

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@mattmitche11 that isn't pretending though, pretending would be like if he was playing a recording of a guy playing guitar while he was on the phone

[@GayTier1Operator]

@@Derek_Keenan he’s pretending in the sense that he does not know how to play anything except one chord shape and doodles in between

[@andrewblume4078]

Stavros walgreens

[@kenpack161]

you should come on the podcast man

[@mx338]

He's such an annoying debate bro

[@trunklemcjeans]

“If you don’t like me it must be cognitive dissonance”

[@comebackqing8452]

Stav was the most ebravise, unintelligible, and purposefully antagonistic but got him closer to accepting than anyone lol

[@trunklemcjeans]

Martin “i’m a serious person” shelly

[@coomr419]

Get em Edim

[@soundofspace8026]

this is like the avengers

[@StarDustSeb]

Why did he even call Adam in the first place?

[@painteater]

called to say no/pass, lmao

[@harissafari1901]

Solely to be annoying, probably cause he has no actual friends with this kind of attitude

[@Clowncentral101]

I thought it was Adam calling into Martin’s livestream

[@StarDustSeb]

adam called in first and it was martin that called him after @@Clowncentral101

[@chris-P-huck]

How embarrassing

[@jakebkilgore2086]

"Gay you say?" 🤔

[@patrickcivitano2378]

My god Adam is bad at negotiating

[@calebmalpin6926]

Cool Adam

[@davidgv3527]

What am I listening to? I don’t hear any of the boys..

[@ShadeNinja2990]

Is that actually Martin Shkreli? Isn’t he in prison?

[@xXXJimboSliceXXx]

Naw, PharmaBro has been free for a few weeks

[@deandredunbar9618]

This was recorded before he went to jail

[@Karlito817]

this is hella old, before his trial was concluded

[@nortonman5238]

Unbelievable that it is 😂

[@lukasmadrid1945]

And btw he was found guilty in civil court for raising the price of aids drugs from $17.50 to $750. And thats not even talking about his face

[@dooper5150]

When did this occur

[@comebackqing8452]

Martin is mispronouncing his own last name

[@Neoreels]

Was this Nick Mullen the whole time

[@ZachAsaD]

Martin is so slimey 🤢

[@KnoxWheelerJr]

He was so based when he did the interview with that biwoc, sad to see he's gay now

[@genghiskhanxxx5276]

Omg stav was so bad in this it made me like shkreli

[@drcool000009]

Do you have/have you had Down's Syndrome?

[@genghiskhanxxx5276]

@drcool000009 I used to but I got over it

[@drcool000009]

@@genghiskhanxxx5276 sure

[@trunklemcjeans]

What lol

[@revb14n]

Gay you say?

[@mattknowler4769]

bro why would you put that annoying guitar shit in during the most crucial part

[@brockb6942]

I think it’s awesome how unfunny Stav is

[@Formula4Dopemine]

What is this? Is this really Martin

[@strangebrew1231]

Yes it’s very real this is from 2016 before he went to jail and cumtown was just getting started

[@AwfulWaffle8474]

Yes. Cum town wanted to make Martin mad just for a laugh and they did.

[@Derek_Keenan]

yes

[@Jonnythecowboy666]

Stavvy’s pretty insufferable here tbh 😂

[@trunklemcjeans]

You have to be insane/from indiana to think this

[@لمعان-ض9ع]

I swear there was a video to this

[@arturobandini4078]

Correct. Shkreli or whatever his name is was infuriatingly smug and arrogant and it was painful watching him trying to look self-assured and confident whilst playing the guitar.

[@maxwellhesher1790]

@@arturobandini4078NO FUCKING WAY THAT GUITAR WASNT ADDED IN POST HAHAHAHAHA

[@BaStAgE]

is this real? did they really talk to shkreli? ....

[@لمعان-ض9ع]

yep