Cuphead: Cala Maria Boss Fight #16

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☆ Cala Maria boss fight in Cuphead on PC and Xbox One.
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[@misterbubbles6389]

From a cute mermaid to a gorgon to a floating head 1930's animation in a nutshell

[@giovannyalpizar5351]

Mister Bubbles Super Swing animations as well! Man I miss them good old days!

[@AccipiterSmith]

Mister Bubbles and that is the Max Fleischer's animation style in the 30's.

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

TEN OUTTA TEN, LOVE IT!

[@tormentedangel667]

True

[@gloriousbeast2548]

Mister Bubbles Yeah, weird.

[@ChicoMonkeyYT]

🎶 My father was a sailor My mother was a fish Since I was little girl, I only had one wish 🎶

[@enalivesinmyheadrentfree1319]

🎶a tiny dream… belonged to meeeee🎶

[@Logic590]

@Fairigold 🎶I started off small, but my ambition grew🎶

[@AdamIncOfficial]

@Fairigold 🎶And one time I putted my head in my c*** and I had s** with brineybeard and I went to lick his balls and then did some drugs🎶 🎶And I couldn't fit myself in my a** so I forced myself right iiiiinnnnn🎶

[@Koifishyy.]

@Fairigold 🎶All my life I have wanted to be🎶

[@elayna___]

@@Koifishyy. 🎶the fiercest monster in the deep, blue, seaaaaaa🎶

[@orlandogarcia7084]

It's been roughly 5 years, and nobody mentions that when her head breaks off her stone body, the body itself resembles the Venus de Milo sculpture

[@RandomDragonEXE]

That's so cool, I just looked up, I don't know if that's intentional or not, but it's still a cool thing to see!

[@Ich-Existiere-Nicht]

Ah, yes. Also that part probably is also supposed to be show that she's based of Medusa from greek mythology. She goth beheaded in one story.

[@r.d.ramirez9157]

Some fish grow back body parts. Maybe she'll grow a new body.

[@superiormultiverse467]

@@Ich-Existiere-Nicht it's my favorite Greek mythology story

[@Giantkiller130-t]

@@RandomDragonEXE it's intentional

[@LonelyPandora]

Has anyone noticed that during the second phase when she stone-beams at you that two of the snakes on her head, go to the back of her head, and through, pushing out her eyeballs out while holding them in their mouths? I have to admit, that is creative.

[@BlaketheBlock]

Always knew cala maria had no brain in her head

[@Vivian_Demissi]

Thought i was the only one to notice lol

[@wr5488]

I noticed because I died when she was doing that animation, so she was paused like that on the death screen. There are sooooo many quick little things like that its easy to miss.

[@DiscoverWkate]

Ikr quick !!!

[@andreanamontano7299]

i dont think does are snakes i think they are eels

[@lsr444]

She's so adorable when the fish shes grabbing gets away...

[@lancecurry7538]

That adorable "Oop!", too! 😙

[@flickerodette6636]

Waifu alert

[@jinx1987]

lsr444 😏

[@goat6990]

@@flickerodette6636 horny detected, horny detected

[@darlyashido4440]

Ik

[@SubKiller]

her dancing moves are just too perfect

[@evangelisthahn3478]

This flirtatious fish fiends got me flipping for her fabulous physique 😩

[@unknownplayet2820]

Sub Killer you know that mugman like her

[@potchi3375]

So boring not so sexy

[@simnm8057]

Not as perfect as dr Kahls robot though

[@evangelisthahn3478]

minimistm mi Dr. Robotnicks robot

[@EJAXK13]

Mugman: It’s nice to meet you Ms, Maria. My name is- Cala Maria: Dinner. Your name is dinner.

[@enemyspotted504]

Correct

[@pineappleprincess9704]

"Actually, my name is- oh."

[@Logic590]

🎶My father was a sailor, my mother was a fish🎶

[@GachaGia517]

@ǟ ɨռȶʀʊɖɛʀ 🎶a tiny dream… belonged to me…🎶

[@xgear23218]

@@GachaGia517 🎵 to be known across the seven seassss🎵

[@neosonic199]

Cala Maria is one of my favorite boss fights in this game. I loved her reactions when the fish squirmed out of her hands and when she got shocked by the eels.

[@joshuasebsebe3919]

And if she makes an appearance in the cuphead show I want her to be voiced by Tara strong because she happens to voice princess Ariel's daughter melody and do you think she's a perfect fit for Cala maria?

[@faust5727]

@@joshuasebsebe3919 how do u feel about the actual voice

[@calamariaaaa4018]

@@ZADARGG people can like a character not for just fan service ya know?

[@Hung_Nguyen_90]

@@joshuasebsebe3919 Her father was a sailor her mother was a fish 🤣

[@LunaDragomir]

Thank you!!

[@xtreme7064]

Her hips don't lie.

[@MementoMori7777]

-Xtreme- yeah they say "I'm a thirst trap for the boys" ( this is coming from another guy)

[@calamariacuphead6677]

XD

[@portalalchemist320]

for real.

[@juliusprime825]

well I got to admit I love how cala maria dances in the water it is kinda nice but I don't mean it in the perv way I meant it as a compliment!

[@Anonymous-un8ds]

julius prime honestly, if you said you thought she was hot, no one would care. She is pretty thicc not gonna lie. Also the was she moves her hips in absolutely the most datisfying thing about the fight.

[@nonamelel1572]

Cala Maria, living in the Bermuda Triangle, wasn't exactly the most attractive siren. Hell, when she sang, it drove pirates and sailors away from there. One day, she spotted the Devil himself, and requested for beauty. The Devil agreed, but with the cost of her Soul. She signed it, but after that, she dove into the deepest depths, hoping she wouldn't have to face the Devil again.

[@pedro8191]

Where this come from? You created by yourself or is there a database about he bosses? Anyway, that's a very good story

[@nonamelel1572]

Thought of it myself.

[@cherry_ice_fangirl8369]

That would explain why she's so cute.

[@lancecurry7538]

Good story.

[@Illustrious_0307]

Good Story Btw where did you find that?

[@briarmason8737]

The most viewed boss fight video of this game. _For obvious reasons_

[@jojonta2119]

@Zymire Lewis How old are you

[@kylestubbs8867]

​@Zymire Lewis She looks like a beautiful woman in her first phase. Draw your own conclusion.

[@karamellovesbbc5014]

@@kylestubbs8867 I was just joking lol I get it

[@karamellovesbbc5014]

@@jojonta2119 I get it lol I was just joking

[@Gabril962]

lets not go down there.....

[@endershepard7117]

I literally just bought this game after watching this clip from it. The female boss has so much personality and it’s all animated beautifully. Along with that amazing soundtrack! You can never go wrong with jazz, if. Such a charming game. Well done...

[@joshuasebsebe3919]

I want Tara strong to voice cala maria in the cuphead show because she happens to voice princess Ariel's daughter melody and do you think Tara strong is a perfect fit for Cala maria?

[@jcoolguy1548]

@@joshuasebsebe3919 I don't think she is, especially since the season is out now. I feel like she'd be a better fit for Baroness

[@endershepard7117]

@LlEUCU. BEAU× And here I had no idea that this comment of mine from three years ago had any replies, lol.

[@dianardz7737]

@LlEUCU. BEAU× women with deep voice don't sound masculine, stop

[@dianardz7737]

@LlEUCU. BEAU× saying those things can make women with deep voices be insecure about it. And that is your opinion, for me and many people that voice suits her perfectly

[@KuraBinges]

I love how when she comes out of the water she appears mad but shows off her beauty after.

[@thalitagomes6772]

Yeah...

[@mikapii5210]

"Yoo Hoo!"

[@MementoMori7777]

The "yoo hoo!" Always makes me laugh a little

[@irvinmorales1409]

Since she's a siren, I figure she's doing that to distract Mugman and Cuphead. She even flirts with them.

[@thatonememerxd812]

Irvin Morales she’s also part gorgan since she turns them to stone

[@beggarbuddy7544]

90 percent of comments: “ sexy hips, rule34, etc Other 10 percent:”this is a tough fight”

[@killbot2273]

Noice.

[@K0media]

A Shy guy agreed, that site should be flooded with Cuphead's stuff now.

[@indolentsquanderer1474]

... but it is true though.

[@_butter.]

IT WAS E Z!

[@Renopus]

Yeah, it couldve been harder

[@wallsquid5801]

Her phase 2 dance is the cutest thing in that phase, you can't prove me wrong.

[@heartsforsayori]

Someone told her it was a spooky month.

[@a_naotenhonome780]

The turtle is pretty cute

[@Ozzy622]

​@@heartsforsayoriDID SOM1 SAY SPUUKY MONFF???1?1?1?

[@heartsforsayori]

​@@Ozzy622 SPOOKY MONTH!!!!!

[@mozambiquemorbid2441]

in my opinion, this is the best design in cuphead, both for the themes they managed to incorporate into her design (the pirate ghosts, the marine life thing, and of course the gorgon transformation); but also just how they designed a villainous mermaid. personally, my favorite part of the design is the dead octopus which forms her hair, and how her stone-vision is accomplished by two of her snake-bangs taking over her eyes. i think all of the cuphead bosses accomplish their respective aesthetics very well, but cala maria just feels like extra effort went into her.

[@zigsynx5364]

True, but how do you justify her stone attack? It’s literally undodgable and it’s just a artificial way to make phase 2 and 3 harder because they have little going on. Also I’ve S ranked her so it’s not about me being bad. I don’t think you can “git gud” in phase 2 and 3 because the petrification is random and frustrating. Phase 1 is so creative with all the sealife and even the dead ghosts teaming up to bring havoc. However, the creativity falls short in phase 2 and 3 where she only has 1 attack. Both she and Karls robot have immaculate phase 1 yet their fights fall apart after that.

[@nightmare4502]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate those hip moves?

[@kyokennedy5334]

Ari Amakawa is what i did the whole video ;)

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

As someone who loves animation, her hips mesmerize me

[@toast8173]

Virgins everywhere XD

[@chatteringbox7583]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

[@goclever1647]

that's how she swims

[@o0long2be30]

StudioMDHR: so, what should our mermaid boss look like? Aku: EXTRA THICC

[@iilulutheactivist6595]

Izar good one Izar good one...

[@lolman1099]

Izar *THICC

[@germangonzalez7533]

Izar doesnt thick mean chubby right shes not chubby shes skinny

[@greggthelordofsnackfalcons2440]

thicc*

[@paladin9599]

She's not thicc, she's just curvy

[@jmfirelord]

0:53 ahahaha It is funny joke because she spat out ghost pirates She swallow alot of sea men *ohahaha*

[@nerdking731]

Just... take my like and go.

[@Itihari3]

Maybe she wallowed Captain Brian weird then spat out 2 Werner werman ghosts

[@Itihari3]

I:(

[@kobienotcoby2862]

r/cursedcomments.

[@user-eu5ky6tc4q]

Oh shit

[@edgarandcharley8373]

Has anyone noticed when she turns into stone. Her whole ghost fly’s out? That’s really cool tbh and creative

[@crypto66]

Probably the boss I had the most trouble with. Dem hips that just wouldn't quit kept distracting me.

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

crypto66 Playing with one hand I see 😏

[@demolishthegovernment]

Me too lol but seriously tho dem hips need to be appreciated cuz DAAAAMMMMNNNN

[@itzjacob6460]

OriginalNames Don't exist stop.

[@crypto66]

+TenseFrenchToast **WOOSH**

[@droidking3907]

Dude people can’t resist dem hips

[@moonraven6145]

heh, love the little dance she does when she's in "evil form"

[@Foxdemix]

Me too

[@RembrandtRasmus]

Raging Raving ikr. looks fucking cool

[@omargovoni6412]

I love that

[@cuzaackermann]

The animations in this game are so great. From the dance that gorgon form Maria does to the cool eye thing werners mechanic cat does

[@krakenmaster2743]

Literally spooky month dance

[@CaptainKotetsu]

I like How Cala Maria can switch between her mermaid and Medusa forms any time she wants in the Show.

[@SunnyTheExtraSilly]

Yea :D

[@Mod3rn0ccult1st]

"My Father was a sailor. My Mother was a fish."

[@notBK]

"Since I was little girl I've only had one wish"

[@loganthevillager9176]

“A tiny dream belonged to me”

[@PoisonIvy10292]

“To be known across the seven seas”

[@iwillalwaysloveeliza9918]

“l started small but my ambition grew”

[@azgoodra]

“And now I’m known across the ocean blue”

[@coryfice1881]

Dem hips

[@thecosmichiroshi]

Cory Fice You c you get

[@izzys.391]

Cory Fice they don't lie

[@thetroll5384]

Squirtle X Master butt u mom is more sexy

[@mikeshogunlee]

hand drawn too

[@thecosmichiroshi]

The Troll Sexiest mom? TOTALLY NOT DEKU'S MOM... *pulls out a BNN*

[@MrPwner911]

*Cala Maria turns Cuphead to stone, Cuphead breaks free* Maria: "How did you escape my spell!?" Cuphead: "Because I'm already _Rock hard_ baby!"

[@MrPwner911]

Richard Paxton thank you, I'll be here all week!

[@johnnycade3317]

*silence* *starts clapping*

[@mellowii.]

_no_-

[@ava_likes_icecream3972]

MrPwner911 I want to die now .-.

[@MrPwner911]

Don't die, you have so much to live for!

[@JACG_YT]

Does anyone notice how when she has been defeated, one of the snakes plays the violin as if she was the ship that is going down. This boss has so much attention to detail.

[@codafett]

Here in honor of her Netflix debut

[@eamonlauster1181]

Boss 15- 300K views Boss 17- 400K views Cala Maria- 1 million views I wonder what's happening here...

[@LittleBigPlanetian]

Oh nothing out of the ordinary, that's for sure. (throws Cala Maria Rule 34 out window)

[@SABlueAngryBlur]

I blame the trailer.... And tumblr.

[@greenfromrainbowfriends1528]

Shes xtra thicc

[@torchite0725]

Rule 34

[@tomodaphne]

It's 2 million now.

[@Winduct]

I love that fact that everyone in this game is dancing and having the time of their lives.

[@reikenator]

I just realized that

[@ConfusedHydr0]

I love that Cala Maria has belly rolls

[@leoniet.6744]

Yessss omg

[@yuumi603]

I love how even in Cuphead shows, her moments there have the most views like her game presence

[@Dusteus]

From Mermaid to Medusa(or Gorgon). Make sense.....

[@tstjohn1931]

DysDust maybe she was a gorgon in the first place, and was posing as a mermaid? EDIT: oh nvm, the eels transformed her into a gorgon

[@AuraArondight]

Then to the bane of every clocktower based stage ever.

[@carnifex1257]

Calamaria is a genus of snake. so the name plays on calamari and the genus.

[@outerfun5310]

She is Medusa who sold her soul to the Devil and become Cute Mermaid.

[@Soultail]

DysDust more like Siren

[@noisetank0994]

The Betty boop of the seas

[@lancecurry7538]

You know, they actually designed Cala Maria off of Betty. Her facial build, respectively.

[@CiampaGiuseppe8]

But with a neck

[@daxterfireball]

The Booty Boop

not only that, but her small hand dances are also based off on betty's dances, like this one:kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZ7KYX1sZ5upotk

[@PietersonOficjal]

Betty Boop is more ugly than Cala Maria

[@shockblast_cannon7002]

cute hairstyle, big eyes, button nose, lil mouth, wide hips, cute pink skin, adorable greeting, hilariously cute dive, cute surprised expression..... damn you Jake Clark for making me have a crush on a drawing

[@kennalikespizza4515]

In love with the animation rig, it's total perfection

[@Snow1296]

Y'all missing one point DAT SAD SNAKE IS PLAYING VIOLIN

[@emmas.3052]

"Oh, boo hoo.. Lemme play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin."

[@francesrapiz2490]

Oh yeah!

[@sorrynewchanneliswhatami580]

That*

[@greensciencegeek]

Yaaaas

[@joseantoniocansecorios9198]

Yeah hes playing my heart will go on

[@deimos1585]

they gave her stomach and fat rolls _i appreciate that._

[@MementoMori7777]

Good detail.

[@everdiecatsd]

Most of womans have that dude

[@kursedmilk]

lovely gun yeah but cartoons don't usually portray that

[@ingloriousMachina]

+Malachi Roberts Because most would never go into such detail XD.

[@antoniaaguirre7782]

JellySquibbles That Michael Mell profile picture tho

[@HollywoodLego]

Ok. Time to take down another boss. Im ready. 0:03 Cala Maria: "Yoo hoo!" 😘 😱 OH NO! SHE'S CUTE!

[@johnsantos507]

(Slapping face) Get a hold to yourself, man! You have to fight that boss!

[@Itihari3]

That’s a reference to VOAdam Mug man saying:”OH NO SHES CUTE!”

[@poynTblaynK]

OH NO! YOU'RE A SIMP!

[@chriskennedy6300]

@@poynTblaynK Yeah... Ya are... takes one to know one.

[@AngelDust1947s]

@@Itihari3 Why ship us tho? What if I don’t like women.-

[@matttam1605]

She’s really a cutie mermaid!

[@SonicDestroyer12]

A wicked and vicious crone of the sea, a grotesque mixture of mermaid and gorgon, Cala Maria was the sort of creature ascribed to legends and nightmares in the ports around Inkwell Isle. Those who succumbed to her wicked gaze were turned to stone, and their ships left to sink at the bottom of the ocean. It was even rumored that she consumed the souls of those she destroyed, consigning them to eternity as a part of her consciousness. Yet Cala Maria was not entirely pleased with her lot in life, for she was hideous, and the reflective surface of the water reminded her of this constantly. In disgust she searched for a way to make herself beautiful, and it seemed that her answer came in the form of a small black boat sailing away from a distant pirate ship. Aboard that boat was the only one who gazed upon Cala without fear: naturally, the Devil. He admired her cruelty and agreed to grant her wish, provided that she relinquished her soul to him. What he didn't account for, however, was that the rumors were true and she in fact had _many_ souls, mostly the souls of deceased pirates that she had consumed. The Devil warned that he would get what was his eventually (he always did), but granted her desire all the same, and in an instant she was a beautiful mermaid. Yet as the Devil departed, he gave a cryptic warning that the loss of her beauty would be... *shocking.*

[@FlowerAngelRave]

SonicDestroyer12 I had to wade through a filthy cesspit that is currently the comment section to get to your backstory (because I love your backstories for the bosses). I have to say you made it worth it.

[@mrmuddymudkip3598]

SonicDestroyer12 thank god i found this comment i really like the backstories

[@THEspaghettimonster]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@losif8644]

Deep lore

[@alexandermcmillan8056]

SonicDestroyer12 Umm but she transformed into a gorgon because of the eels

[@ingloriousMachina]

I just love her animation as Medusa. And allow me to say HOLY CRAP they went into intense detail, even drawing creases in her skin. These guys are awesome.

[@ingloriousMachina]

But I'd also like to take a moment to appreciate the turtle.

[@superduck6456]

Somehow, out of all the bosses, this was the one I got an A+ rank on.

[@mobukkt.13]

Noice I got a B rank lolll

[@Noyouarethesussybaka]

Mugman is distracted looking at her beauty

[@CoalMinerGlove]

Something that actually make sense in this game: Cuphead being able to survive petrification (potentially) unharmed. As a sentient hunk of baked clay, he's already stone-ish!

[@spritemaster8980]

Calamari-a ...You think you're funny game?....'Cause you are.

[@damotoneko1500]

*+Sprie Master* Calamaria=Type of snake. So yeah, they did their homework and that foreshadows her gorgon transformation.

[@MementoMori7777]

DA MotoNeko wait. So let me think about this.. her name is a play on words, plus a normal name, plus a foreshadowing? Damn, the devs knew what they were doing huh 😆

[@damotoneko1500]

*+Death Blade* Indeed. It's quite impressive :D

[@budling5921]

Splatoon did this too. Callie Marie

[@secala5540]

BudlingPlayz calamari

[@alexmonato1520]

I love when she do that little dance after being "shocked" by the eels

[@Techibos]

The most adorable boss in whole gaming history

[@biggus6633]

The developers are all like: -great news! Our fans love all the bosses! -wonderful! which do they like the best? -they seem particularly fond of Cala Maria. -oh? What are they saying? -they are saying...oh dear... -what? -you don’t wanna know!

[@killbot2273]

Hmm🤔🤔

[@USA0312]

It's true though

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

Big Gus Cala Maria is one of my top favorites because 1) I really like her attacks (especially the eye blast) 2) She's pretty, and everyone loves an aesthetically pleasing video game character

[@NRDoesStuff]

then turn them to stone?

[@MB32904]

give me your liver

[@YackoMM]

now i call this betch a retro waifu

[@steamedrice97]

There were no waifus back then. Only *D A M E S.*

[@pyroctopus145]

N O C A S U A L S A L L O W E D

[@Artace_Mint]

YackoMM yep!

[@lemonmelon1883]

*HANDS OFF FIEND, THIS IS MY DAME*

[@rainnn9681]

No it’s Bendy’s dame!!! This guy right here

[@FullyBakedPotato]

Top 10 adorable Cuphead bosses

[@francesrapiz2490]

OMG CALA MARIA IS SOOOOO CUTE!! Well.. when she's stil on her 1st phase

[@QXKids]

She's so friggin adorable initially. Then I'm like NOO poor baby! By her own eels >

[@hernannicolas4869]

Who doesn't love a girl with a wild side?

[@michaelsucks2028]

During the second phase you can actually get a really easy win from going over her head and just dodging eel attacks and using bombs since you are out of reach from her stone beam

[@strawberrybannajams]

Ik it’s a small detail but adore her rolls like ik it’s a natural thing that should be included regardless but seeing them in animation and such makes me so very happy

[@vaitetomarnocu]

her what?

[@bigsmellyballs]

@@vaitetomarnocu the fat rolls on her body

[@StoutShako]

Did anyone else get some strong Flapjack vibes every time she went under water?

[@crazymariofan03]

Stout Shako Yes, I most certainly do 😄

[@frostygraybob]

Stout Shako please dont remind me of that show it gave me nightmares

[@notmintmobile]

bruh It was an old cartoon network show

[@ninako4175]

Oh yes

[@guilhermebrasil8333]

WISH

[@bajoafgan2023]

Cala Maria: The mermaid who doesn't know how to handle fish properly

[@MB32904]

me: the one who eats livers AND lungs and drinks blood

[@MementoMori7777]

MonkeyBoy32904 hold on, are you Hannibal lector, jedidiah sawyer (leather face) or some crazy cultist?

[@sandplanet471]

MonkeyBoy32904 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@MB32904]

I crave to be a cannibal

[@alvaroperez2349]

MonkeyBoy32904 with fava beans and a nice keamchi

[@Drivennt]

impressive how he finished the fight with only 1 hand

[@toastie_dj6369]

1:25 Pause here. Actually, she doesn’t use her eyes to turn you into stone, the snakes do it for her.

[@HighlighterOSC]

Those are eels

[@neonpinkqueen1403]

She's cool! I really like her design! The Octohair is so cute

[@markvincentlim6235]

Beautiful Octohair!

[@lancecurry7538]

*MEGGY:* Woomy! I have squid hair!

[@roblightyear983]

Her hair kinda resembles Celia's hair from Monsters, Inc.

[@smelliott2340]

**Splatoon intensifies**

[@kylestubbs8867]

Cala Marina... sorry, Cala Maria is Octoling confirmed.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

She got rhythm.

[@oasis9615]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green a good callback

[@thebandanadee8265]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green I said I aint got rhythm

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Phineas: So you're saying that you don't have rhythm But listen what you're doing right there! With that stamp and a book You've got a real nice hook Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare Sherman: I have no idea what you're talking about I've got about as much rhythm as that chair What happened to me was a tragedy But I don't have to be a millionaire Look, I got a sweet deal going on here I got all the books that I can read All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's What more could a librarian need? Woman: Ssh! Sherman: Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm! Phineas: You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me Don't you see what you were doing right then? That's a wicked groove you were starting to move Mister, you got rhythm times ten Sherman: I think perhaps that you're not listening I find it tedious to repeat It's no big crime, I just can't keep time I'm telling you I lost the beat I don't need my face on a T-shirt Or hit a power-chord guitar They were screaming my name I guess it's a shame But I don't need to be a rock star Besides, I ain't got rhythm No, I ain't got rhythm Said I ain't got rhythm I ain't got rhythm! I ain't got rhythm Phineas: Sounds like rhythm to me! Sherman: No, I ain't got rhythm Phineas: Seems like they all agree! Sherman: Said I ain't got rhythm Phineas: But you're laying down Sherman: (I ain't got rhythm!) Phineas: Some funky syncopation! Sherman: I ain't got rhythm Phineas: But you got that beat! Sherman: No, I ain't got rhythm Phineas: Look at them, they're stomping their feet! Sherman: Said I ain't got rhythm Phineas: It's time for you to rock Phineas and Sherman: A brand new generation Library patrons: Brand new generation Sherman: Gonna rock a Phineas and Sherman: Brand new generation Sherman: Because I ain't got rhythm Woman: (sigh) Would you just go join the band? (Music style switches to a swing tune) Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm! Sherman: Hey, hey! Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm! Sherman: Hey, look at...! Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm! Sherman: Look at that trick! Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm! Sherman: Check it out! Look at me! (drum solo) Sherman: Hey, I got rhythm!

[@flayzuh6291]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green I AINT GOT RHYTHM

[@calamariacuphead6677]

XD thx

[@WhiteSwarm]

I AM THE CALA MARRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH~~~~

[@megabolt5898]

Anyone here after, her appearance in the show?

[@shoko9328]

🙋🏻‍♀️

[@Koifishyy.]

Me

[@mje71103]

1930s Shantae is looking good.

[@fancy-payne]

Brachydios Brando 1930s*

[@chrisbrasel9049]

That would be a great crossover.

[@BigGamingGamer]

1930s giga mermaid

[@chrisbrasel9049]

And she's hot too.

[@Medleypon]

Shantae? This is Risky.

[@harryolo1]

Shantae makers are already filling in the papers.

[@28stabwounder74]

Harry yolo wait wha........ Oh....... Ohhhhhhh...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I get it..... *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* .......

[@peterc504]

This game was art in motion! I really cant wait for the sequel & then a totally new world these guys can make something truly special. Kind of sad we didnt see anything on the DLC I hope its not in trouble =(

[@cityofevil3283]

This comment is 3 years old now. If you’re still on KZbin, what did you think of the DLC?

[@peterc504]

@@cityofevil3283 I actually haven't played it yet but I heard that it's very good. Basically more of the same

[@tillytakestallys]

i hate how they gave her such a deep voice in the show

[@Sulivan13]

It isn't what we thought it was, but it fits her

[@tillytakestallys]

@@Sulivan13 i agree it fits her but its so jaring how high pitched she is in the game when she says her 'you hoo' at the start

[@notBK]

Honestly better.

[@Jaaacken]

Honestly it fits more

[@lilaaj4s]

it fits her more than the game voice

[@FlowerAngelRave]

I actually love all the little details for her. Her 'hair' is actually an octopus for example. Also, her last phase makes me think of Medusa from the Kid Icarus games. A Gorgon who still fights even without a body.

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

Could of been another inspiration!

[@chaddfrancis2179]

Those hips.

[@southernmercy5962]

Chadd Francis Don't lie.

[@OodlesMyNoodles]

Chadd Francis THICC

[@Renopus]

Her hips sink ships

[@jordanpeterson5038]

After hearing her voice in the show, that's all I can imagine now. She even seems more dangerous and scary in the show compared to this

[@jess-wp8oq]

00:33 she looks so focused !!!😂😍

[@evangelisthahn3478]

DID YOU KNOW One of the reasons why Cala Maria is so massive is because according to British folklore some mermaids were able to grow up to 2000 feet tall

[@seronymus]

I think it's cute and hot how she is slightly "soft". The amazing animation really complements her movements, you can even see the lines form along her stomach as she rocks her hips. Oh and inevitable meme: EXTRA T H I C C

[@kekkley]

Hips

[@seronymus]

+Aqua Kiso oh my, cute

[@chrisbrasel9049]

And that's why hand drawn animation is great.

[@jawuanhart8540]

Jonathan Evans learn not to get so triggered over 3 letters....

[@seronymus]

@TheSlayer no such thing as too thicc.

[@eduardomagana3858]

Well, she caught just about everyone's eyes.

[@thecraykidsshorts2163]

One question : how did he get out of the stone so quickly!?

[@nyes4596]

Hes already stone hard

[@flayzuh6291]

Jared Moldenhauer: *"Hey, Cuphead is popular! Heck, it's becoming a worldwide phenomenon!!"* Chad Moldenhauer: "Oh really?" Jared: *"Yea, everyone loves the bosses especially!"* Chad: "Great. We got them just right!" Jared: *"Everyone seems to be very fond of Cala Maria too!"* Chad: "Oh? Why?" Jared: *"Here, I'll check!"* *5 minutes pass* Chad: "Hey Jared, are you done with th-- what are you doing." Jared: *Violently clicks off the Cala Maria R34 tab* *"N o t h i n g"*

[@MB32904]

me: if she was real I'd have her liver right now

[@MB32904]

she's here *hides in bushes without notice and when she approaches throws knife no miss block or dodge knife left unnoticed until stabs her*

[@MB32904]

got her

[@MB32904]

*goes to the dead body cuts up the body vertically and tears out the liver, lungs, and other organs of the dead body and eats them*

[@yukinewest450]

MonkeyBoy32904 You okay, dude?

[@sawney_bean]

XTRA THICC*

[@calamaria9295]

Thanks :)

[@_butter.]

Zem Vader perv

[@josiahlevia3006]

Butterman Gaming kid

[@Renopus]

Let me guess, that profile pic is from a R34 of Cala Maria

[@thezandroid875]

Cala Maria no. Also didn't you get decapitated?

[@Angel_the_cannibal_God]

Don't say nothing cala Maria is the most beautiful boss 1:02 wait CALA MARIA IS DANCING SPOOKY MONTH DANCE:V

[@niri157]

SPOOKY MONTH??

[@Angel_the_cannibal_God]

@@niri157 YAS

[@sync-ry2dk]

I LOVE HER LITTLE LAUGH

[@Frimpa-MJEB]

There is two types of people when fighting Cala Maria : - "Oh lord, this is hard!" - "Oh lord, this is hard!"

[@TheKingofDarkMatter400]

hot and evil

[@zenlucas-divers4652]

Eh more like hot and fearful of the devil cus in the good ending everyone but the devil (and possibly king dice) like you for saving them.

[@lisasemarron5413]

alexis grondin lol

[@Joshkid2000]

well no shes good, how would u feel if someone came up to you saying i haft to kill you and your friends for the devil

[@pote2frouifruite81]

Joshkid 2000 lmao

[@Gibo3173]

like salem from RWBY!

[@exxusgems6955]

Congratulations you've hit a new speed record! Rule 34: YEESSS, YEEEESSS

[@touhouclassicreimu1983]

even ur mother will. seen in rule32 with Charles darwin

[@exxusgems6955]

Wot

[@trashkun7354]

Nah, rule34 speed record is still Orisa's release in overwatch. Like wtf she is a robot centaur goat and 1 hour after her release there was already 2 fanarts on r34 (Btw your profile pic is giving me playstation PTSD please make it stop)

[@exxusgems6955]

Trash Kun I do not have any interesting profile photos, sorry, I'll get one soon

[@trashkun7354]

he really changed it the madman

[@ing-alim-2]

I love her hands movements in her first transformation

[@anonyscott]

You're Hair... Let's face is a dead octopus

[@inactiveaccount6882]

The part when her body turns to stone and her head comes off, I bet all the guys were like "NO NOT THE SEXY ASS BODY!!"

[@jassonms2224]

Daniela The Mage Of Space atleast it wont distract me anymore

[@hotrod_hornet]

The snakes are still adorable though, so it's not a total loss.

[@fartlek.]

lmao no

[@koopa_industries]

Hornet you mean a snook

[@swagstergaming7548]

can u blame us?

[@Superpsychicsonicsol]

she's adorable and must be protected

[@jauronbanks9018]

But she tried to kill us

[@animerocks4481]

Jauron Banks That was before the good ending :*

[@dangankevo]

WaveFM ikr! :3

[@28stabwounder74]

WaveFM yeah.......... *PROTECT THE WAIFU SOLDIERS*

[@spoiledmilk4778]

She's a fish

[@NeosparkJ80]

A secret to beat her second stage is using the ex move of one bar at the eels in order to not only lessen the need to dodge, but to also hit the boss

[@jinsangdre591]

That snake is playing the world’s saddest song from Mr. Krabs at the end

[@BroadBoulders]

Found my new behemoth waifu

[@Connector7th]

She's cute. That's all.

[@MB32904]

yah well she's tasty *bloody joke intended*

[@calamariacuphead6677]

i am naht kyute!!

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

MonkeyBoy32904 You will be given one last chance. If you do this again, I will unleash Robot Thanos (with the Infinity Stones), Robot Galactus, Robot Darkseid and Robot Kirby on you. You have been warned.

[@daleanmonster4218]

Asanagi yes

[@juliusprime825]

oh how about you unleash optimus prime on him because he is my favorite robot of all time and same goes for toy chica!

[@_solosolitasolite_]

0:50 F por los piratas-

[@datboi1971]

The cutest 1930’s style female I’ve ever did see 😁

[@Vorticy]

this is like an old Betty boop cartoon from the 30's

[@JackPicos]

No shit sherlock

[@jawuanhart8540]

Ya got so trolled 😂😂😂

[@grimgaming7230]

Vorticy that was the inspiration for this boss actually

[@oasis9615]

Actually the design of Hilda berg was based off of Betty boop

[@miity9734]

I really like the animations especially her movement as a gorgon

[@animegx45]

0:33 Lol. A sea horse.

[@00ABBITT00]

Well done. Some nice early RNG paired with some nice supers. This is the toughest boss in the game for me ATM.

[@SubKiller]

daymm....look at those hips

[@bluemoon7384]

Shes evil but fit lol😂

[@SubKiller]

and she soo cute af too. well, the developers got an A+ on this

[@bluemoon7384]

I think they made her cute so people would but it

[@rodeanalfanteforcadela7645]

Those Hips Sink Ships

[@bluemoon7384]

If she was nice they wouldn't

[@grimwave5813]

Come on guys she's a mermaid... Of course she's gonna be sexy that's just natural

[@felipisr666]

my boner is natural too, sir.

[@onion5055]

I am a dregon mein Sorry :|

[@MementoMori7777]

Garota quegostadegame calm your triggered ass down.

[@MB32904]

I just ate a blood I really liked it, your blood and your liver

[@rachid9053]

Death Blade she's Brazilian I recognize an Brazilian everywhere cuz of things like this...

[@robloxnoowb]

1:08 spooky month dance

[@DaJeebus]

She danced cool

[@robloxnoowb]

@@DaJeebusshe*

[@DaJeebus]

Xd

[@juliebradley5892]

She's thicc, she's a mermaid, she can summon fishes, she can take off her head and she can turn into Medusa. That's five fetishes in one character. The internet is going to have fun with her.