Curb Your Enthusiasm: Hair Dye

Curb Your Enthusiasm
Season 12, Episode 2
The Lawn Jockey
Aired on HBO: 2024.02.11
Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself stuck at a rental home with a questionable lawn ornament. Meanwhile, Jeff pays the price for taking Larry’s advice for Susie’s birthday gift.
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[@ZachPfeiffer]

What a great episode. The Mexican standoff scene with Susie and the scene with the dye melting away. Larry still has it.

[@tigergreg8]

I love it when she gets mad

[@pathologicallyfriendly]

Throwback to the doll head episode in Season 2

[@randcanape683]

​@@pathologicallyfriendlybingo!! That doll scene with the music was absolutely priceless

[@TimTheMusicMan]

Jumped the shark. Writing is terrible. Characters are predictable. The humor is missing. The Georgia location has no impact. Poking fun at republicans is what CNN MSNBC does all day long and it’s backfiring on the Marxist left as the country is collapsing due to this horrid dumb demented administration. David shows his bias the show started to go downhill when he inserted perverted content in previous seasons regarding teenage children. The show should’ve been curbed last season. Liberals are a turnoff to the viewer now that they have decimated the country with their Marxist policies.

[@lepetitchat123]

​@TimTheMusicMan I don't see why susie gets mad about the second gift. And a lawyer that looks like uncle Joe... The plot in this season is underwhelming to say the least... but I am still glad to see more of LD.

[@MisfitsFiendClub138]

Lawn Jockey Giuliani 😂

[@madcatter1]

its actually not funny when hes so obviously political, has no place in curb

[@theodorherzl4695]

Far left on American matters. Far right when it's regarding Israel. That's Larry David for you.

[@77Fortran]

@@madcatter1 haha!!

[@madcatter1]

@@theodorherzl4695 stop watching his show then

[@mc6372]

@@madcatter1 awww the magatard is mad

[@samael22]

I was laughing too hard with this scene.

[@AndrewsArchives]

"It's Giuliani.....no wonder I thought he looked like an asshole!!"

[@JerrycurlGee33]

My sister's a devout racist...oh Larry please stop!🤣🤣🤣

[@dianne8929]

Just love Susie ❤❤❤...and her outfits are always exceptional 😂😅😂

[@bentertainmentproductions8451]

I’ve been WAITING for another Mexican standoff with Susie. I’m so happy we got another one finally! 😂👏👏👏

[@PikesvilleAl]

What a racist. "Mexican" standoff. typical Larry David fan

[@kristinemunholland8980]

Larry didn't have to mention Giuliani - the dye running down Jeff's face was an obvious reference

[@NemohHoes]

I was thinking why aren’t they mentioning it 😀

[@Rawkstar1960]

Larry’s too much of a TDS infested, raging liberal to do anything but.

[@Android-Zen]

In real life most people would mention Giuliani.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

They did later when it happened to the lawn jockey

[@educatetheleft]

Yes but they needed to cram it down our throats for good measure. Because the left wing viewers need every obvious joke to be explained

[@POPLSEV7]

Curb's always next level💪🤣💯👍

[@NewFalconerRecords]

Being an Australian, I had never heard of lawn jockeys before this episode and had to look up what they were on Wikipedia. America never fails to surprise me.

[@PikesvilleAl]

They were to tie horses back in olden days. Not real life anymore. Larry portrays every southerner as racist

[@tylerkochman1007]

@@PikesvilleAlusually, the racists Larry interacts with are Californians though, not southerners. In fact, this might be the first time Larry has been in the southern US at any point in this series

[@killawofe]

I used to live in the south (and the west coast and east coast) and never spotted one. This makes it seem like they’re everywhere. I have seen similar things, though, like mammy caricatures, but inside a (white) collector’s house (in Texas). Most Americans would be shocked seeing a black lawn jockey in front of someone’s house in 2024, I would think

[@sharonfoster7674]

As an American, I am not so proud...

[@PikesvilleAl]

@@sharonfoster7674 Yeah, every country has losers like you

[@GnawstalgiaTV33]

"It should be a black lawn doctor" 💀

[@shutupshelley1793]

Holy crap the house with the Big Wheel in the front yard... priceless!! 🤣🤣

[@benjamindoyle668]

Someone has a real eye for detail!!

[@jamesbell1613]

I could never stay with that crazy B. 😂

[@jsmcguireIII]

I CAN'T BREATH!!! STOP STOP

[@allymonte7295]

I love Susie!!❤

[@spear200head4]

2:03 Hair dye love that tone lol

[@lazur1]

Real life Jeff Garlin hates when required to dye his gray hair. He was thrilled when allowed to go gray his last season on "The Goldbergs", (tho not so thrilled to be fired:^).

[@mchan2141]

Yeah i heard about that

[@Gamingnstuff131]

“What the f is this?” “Hair dye.” 🤣

[@creativestrokez3840]

anyone notice how this season looks almost like it's in 4K, looks like they upgraded the cameras again.

[@647JC]

1:10 made me laugh so much 🤣

[@MellowWind]

o m goddess. I needed this. Thank you, Larry et al.

[@victorm152]

Wow…the guy with lactose intolerance who had the lawn jockey didn’t even buy the damn thing? He stole it? 😂😂😂

[@Idiot-p7u]

Take notice that Jeff has a change of shirts and continuity missed it somehow. (I've worked in film and tv business here in Toronto and love to find things like this with continuity.) Standing on the lawn he had a short sleeve t shirt on and then in the vehicle he has a long sleeve shirt on. Just saying....

[@ryanmerkle7892]

Actually, you’re right. Nice catch!

[@leeley05]

He dripped on the other shirt and changed it while cleaning himself up.

[@rascal6]

Ive watched a lot of curb and especially in this new season so far seems quite formulaic: larry does something sneakily, people praise him, larry gets caught, people get angry at him.

[@fitasatrout8273]

I agree, could be the reason this is the final season.

[@xplaybwoix]

The more it goes on the more it becomes a parody. So so different to first few seasons

[@elizabethbaxter54]

agreed. not the same. the delivery seems more contrived.

[@PikesvilleAl]

at least the 3rd time they used the cliched replace an item ploy. Sammie's doll, the urn and now this. pathetic

[@PikesvilleAl]

@@elizabethbaxter54 recycled plots. lazy unfunny political references

[@futon2345]

Did they tell her to do the castanets with her eyes, come on 😂🎉❤

[@MM-yi9zn]

Susie is so often a shrieking crazy.

[@James_Bowie]

"That's the last thing I'm ever stealing".

[@clarkphipps9447]

Why was I randomly watching this, and they are riding through where I grew up lol. 2:41

[@willisknapick4405]

Damn! I cannot stop laughing! Jockey got to be black!

[@jgreico11]

Its funny because Giuliani made an appearance on Seinfeld in the Non-Fat Yogurt episode

[@gaguy1967]

i live in GA, Ive never seen a lawn jockey on anyone's property

[@leeroyuckface6893]

I live I. GA..I have

[@c3aloha]

Yeah and you’ve never seen a rebel flag on the front lawn

[@gaguy1967]

@@c3alohai havent

[@c3aloha]

@@gaguy1967 check with MTG and your UDC chapter. 😂

[@gaguy1967]

@@c3aloha i doubt she has one

[@claycall1144]

Leon should have asked for the jockey!

[@80005mark]

might be the funniest 5:00 video I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Thank You every one involved.

[@HeatherHotcakes]

Hilarious!

[@gutsfinky]

No way does Susie not have a full-on fro in the georgia humidity

[@billwhelpley6825]

Jesus Susie really did morph into a one note stereotype

[@georgew.foutch7473]

Jockey looks like Ted Danson!

[@Jamietheroadrunner]

I hope we see Vivica A Fox one last time this season. She is the only one in the entire run of the show who could handle Susie.

[@Saintbomberino]

Susie is the new grace kelly

[@graylobo133]

Jeff Juliani!

[@Bodyknowledge77]

This was a pretty pretty good face exercise! :-0

[@dianeleone1634]

Ahaha Giuliani😎

[@49niners100]

Ask them where they bought them!!!!

[@v.b9139]

This season is just one long Mercedes commercial haha.

[@davidshareefChTPhD]

I was expecting that launch aki to start singing Mami😂😂😂😂

[@hedonepicurea4327]

4:07 thanks. I try to avoid dairy. I think a lot of people are unaware of their lactose intolerance.

[@openmythirdeye]

IASIP did the Giuliani bit much better with Danny Devito. This feels like a hack. Mildy funny though

[@Adonk]

It was also a more timely reference when Its Always Sunny did it. This is about 2 years too late.

[@kevinstrand4596]

The Siri thing also felt like it was from 5 years ago @@Adonk

[@J4sse]

Wow, Curb has really gotten political this last season...

[@nym5635]

Awww did they hurt your feelings because they made fun of Rudy Giuliani trumps x bf

[@jeffc8304]

Right- any more politics and the show becomes worthless

[@jeffc8304]

politics nullifies the humor

[@seeleygirl6178]

Susie is so funny.

[@purefoldnz3070]

must use the same brand as Rudy Giuliani

[@jgreico11]

GIULIANI!!!!!

[@jupitercrash777]

Funny story, in high school a few of my friends and I stole a black lawn jockey and placed it on the front lawn of a University of Georgia fraternity!

[@jamesrucker7048]

The lawn jockey says it all. So disappointed 😢

[@frankieZ98]

Jocko Graves, shout out to the writers of this episode.

[@roxanejasmin5018]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nickthinkpainting1978]

Imagine being married to her 😳😳😳😳

[@PiranhaJaw22]

not a completely original idea, but good try

[@Leroy-df3ee]

Larry should do an episode about all the crime in LA, Oakland, San Fran. Wait, he couldn't do that, that is too real.

[@grl9917]

Memphis, TN has the highest crime rate in the country.

[@AvocadoBawlz-Johnson]

​@@grl9917Memphis, TN is 60% black.

[@c3aloha]

Violent crime statistics are actually down significantly but keep crying MAGA

[@todcornellier1689]

Larry should have done an episode on the new voting maps in southern states....Black regions lumped into 1 district..Louisiana was my favorite..All the way to the Supreme Court and leave it to Clarence Thomas to approve a racist new voting map..Just in case you can't win the vote,control it....Republicans

[@AvocadoBawlz-Johnson]

@@todcornellier1689 They shouldn't vote at all.

[@peggybuetow1026]

Susie’s hair style is pretty bad.

[@bangun172]

Omg lmao

[@2qwik4u]

This is episode didn't hit at all for me. After that great first episode, this one feels way too predictable and forced.

[@killawofe]

Yeah, they’re right to call it quits. It feels kinda lazy and obligatory.

[@missamericausa]

I don’t remember this!!!!!!!!😮😮😮😮

[@TomRelic]

Long sleeves and button up shirts but it's scorching hot?

[@PikesvilleAl]

Larry's TDS is getting worse

[@killawofe]

If only your ability to have a clue was getting better

[@PikesvilleAl]

@@killawofe incoherent TDS sufferer here

[@jackzimmy8461]

Rudy fumbled so hard that Trump cut ties. Surely this is something the left and right can agree on.

[@J4sse]

@@killawofe What's the clue?

[@DomCTBG]

Im sick and tired of the racism . Throwing "comedic" in front of it doesnt change it. Im exhausted of it.

[@onesbinus8381]

Its comedy, I am Mexican and I don’t mind when they make jokes about us. I find it extremely hilarious!

[@HDIII]

Yikes. Good thing this is the last season.

[@ChuckRosseel]

I enjoy Curb. Larry's a comic genius even though he's dumb as a rock when it comes to politics.

[@killawofe]

Do you like anyone whose politics align with yours? Or do you suppose there’s a reason everyone you like laughs at your politics?

[@ChuckRosseel]

@@killawofe I should have mentioned Larry's political ignorance instead of writing the word dumb. I never said anything about my politics.

[@orionvassi]

He's a master writer and shouldn't swing at low hanging fruit. These political jokes aren't clever but you know certain people love it.

[@redbear4027]

The overlap from Frasier and Seinfeld now continue it's hard to tell who's been influenced by who. Frasier's dad had a hair dye problem. Vladimir propps narrative analysis is not endless.

[@killawofe]

I’ve never heard of anyone thinking Frasier was that influential

[@redbear4027]

It's only a testament to my ridiculous overwatching of Frasier Seinfeld end Curb Your Enthusiasm. It also doesn't help that I'm a former film Professor. The shows likely shared writers because the overlap of common themes is overwhelming.😊

[@theskipgilberto]

Giuliani had NY safe.

[@TimTheMusicMan]

Jumped the shark. Writing is terrible. Characters are predictable. The humor is missing. The Georgia location has no impact. Poking fun at republicans is what CNN MSNBC does all day long and it’s backfiring on the Marxist left as the country is collapsing due to this horrid dumb demented administration. David shows his bias the show started to go downhill when he inserted perverted content in previous seasons regarding teenage children. The show should’ve been curbed last season. Liberals are a turnoff to the viewer now that they have decimated the country with their Marxist policies.

[@edwardp3502]

Show is so lazy this season, it’s not even filmed in GA (other than a few stock shots, it’s Los Angeles). Larry is just using GA to make fun of Southerners and take digs at MAGA. No doubt next week’s episode will center around a Confederate flag or some other such nonsense. Not that I’ll be watching any more…

[@TimTheMusicMan]

@@edwardp3502 it’s horrible. He’s really a D bag. But his early seasons were good. The characters are good that’s what makes the show

[@David_7171]

Just a pity the last 3 seasons of curb became extremely political.

[@bobknobbe3561]

the politics this season were almost sickening to the point of disgust

[@alanedwards8834]

I think that’s the point, since American right wing politics is sickening to the point of disgust

[@poopenfarten800]

​@@alanedwards8834All politics are. I just want to watch a show and not think about trump or biden. Is that so hard ?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

It’s in fact insanely easy, depending on your interests.

[@damnation89000]

​@@alanedwards8834both sides are as pathetic as each other

[@he.5865]

@@alanedwards8834 can hear and see the estrogen.

[@blueabattoir]

Devout racist!

[@veldinjoeable]

This series should’ve ended at season 10. Latte Larry’s going up in flames was the perfect ending to the series. Every single thing Larry thought was an asset, turned out being a spectacular disaster at the end. Larry got way too political.

[@calpurniabruchi5742]

It must be so hard being on the wrong side 😂

[@veldinjoeable]

@@calpurniabruchi5742 it gets harder to believe that I’m on the wrong side when the other side is in favor of a possible 10% unlawful population increase, never-ending wars, defending the borders of other countries before our own. Government resources, being taken away from citizens and being given to illegals. Trillions in spending (other side guilty too), suppressing abundant and full proof energy for weak and adversary, subsidizing energy. Keeping kids out of school for over a year and indoctrinating them with pseudo intellectual, racial and sexual material, teaching students that their country’s past, present and future is shit. Decades ago I didn’t believe the other side was like this but things changed quickly.

[@royrowland5763]

"the more left the more unfunny." You got that right! Give me Tim Allen and Jeff Foxworthy any day! ahem.

[@danieldaniel2]

👏👏👏

[@AndrewsArchives]

@@royrowland5763 LOL you can't be serious? Is Foxworthy even on TV anymore?

[@deanoost9599]

Meh. Like every other show, the political humor goes only 1 way. Nothing funny about Biden, Harris, AOC? Tired SNL/Kimmel/Colbert dreck.

[@orionvassi]

Lazy writing.

[@onazram1]

Agree, it's sickening... They just can't help themselves!

[@ElCampeon-tr9bs]

This is not a hit.

[@kaleloz2868]

Larry is a shill . Not a comedian

[@jackdubs25]

Cry more

[@killawofe]

Go back and watch Jim Breuer act like a parrot if you want conservative comedy. If you want wit, you’ll have to cope with people who know your politics are idiotic

[@AvocadoBawlz-Johnson]

​@@killawofeUsing the word "wit" to describe this stale, unfunny trash. 😂😂😂

[@seeleygirl6178]

@@AvocadoBawlz-Johnson Yet you’re here watching it.

[@seeleygirl6178]

Why are you watching this then?

[@superdoobo]

Once this became leftist propaganda I stopped watching, I just clicked to the video to confirm my suspicions. It's time for the series to mercifully end.

[@TomRelic]

More blasphemizing with a sweating statue!

[@SoFloCo-ne4rk]

Oh sure, make fun of Donald Trump and his minions. Trump cut corporate taxes 40%. How much did Larry David cut corporate taxes?

[@v.b9139]

Haha. Aww the snowflake, republican is upset.

[@barcelonachair6487]

Was that in his job description as a comedy writer? You sound like one yourself, or an idiot.

[@svscared]

Lol so you're bragging that Trump lied about draining the swamp and helped his rich buddies out by cutting taxes on them? Not an argument I would try to push if I was trying to defend Trump.

[@todcornellier1689]

The cult are to dumb to understand..This cracks me up so much..Trump gave Americans a tax break in 2016 for 1 year..Gave his rich buddies the same for all 4 years

[@redbear4027]

Susie couldn't handle an alpha male. She doesn't scare me.

[@killawofe]

Everyone watch out for this guy. Toughest guy on the internet. You know how only real tough guys call themselves alpha. Definitely not pathetic losers.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

And this schmuck is working a dead end job at a low level - doesn't know that in software, the alpha version is buggy and doesn't work. Beta is the improvement, often the release version.

[@edwardp3502]

“Curb” jumped way over the shark this season. Sad that a once-great show is going out with a thud. Preachy, mean spirited, and just not funny.

[@seeleygirl6178]

Pretty funny to me.

[@todcornellier1689]

Hilarious....Crying Hilarious

[@thewebstylist]

CYE a fav all time show but sometimes the politics… come ON Giuliani cleaned up NY period for many years after being a hot crime rider. mess for decades… look what the Dems have done now #FACTS

[@killawofe]

HAHAHA. If you knew the facts, you’d be embarrassed of yourself right now. What kind of absolute chud could avoid reality this hard and then be this opinionated anyway?

[@luislaborda4347]

How many year have this bunch of hysterics been shouting all the time?

[@cycloneburrito3340]

I hated Susie so much in this episode.

[@xplaybwoix]

I wonder if Jeff actually used just for men. His hair dye job is actually good and just for men isn’t that great irl