Curb Your Enthusiasm: Joe's Robe

[@lindajensen2857]

My granddaughter in her 1st speaking role as the cashier. She has come a long way. So glad for her.❤

[@Mskatz007]

Wow that's amazing!

[@jonaskessler326]

Very cool!! Congrats!

[@mcmxc.x]

Don’t forget Melissa McCarthy had a brief cameo on Curb before she was a success, and look at her now. Best wishes.

[@jonaskessler326]

@@mcmxc.x Larry David is famous for giving many stars their first breaks. Think of how many actors and actresses got their start on Seinfeld, like Mariska Hagertay, Kathy Griffin, Molly Shannon, Jeremy Piven, Patton Oswalt, Brad Garrett, Michael Chiklis, Jon Favreau, Courtney Cox, Teri Hatcher, Jennifer Coolidge, Sarah Silverman, Denise Richards, Kristen Davis, Amanda Peet, Bob Odenkirk, Brian Cranston, etc, etc.

[@mcmxc.x]

@@jonaskessler326 Yup, very true. It’s a great start to pave the way. Curb is one of the most highly successful tv shows ever. Working with Larry David is definitely a huge highlight on a resume.

[@NN-bn3qb]

Just love how the guy with the trolley quickly goes from quiet bystander to bringing power to the people

[@litterbox2010]

@Ethan Ribb What do you call it? A shopping car?

[@samuelbekele3601]

@@litterbox2010 Shopping car? You mean those shopping carts with toy cars attached for toddlers to play with?

[@lastnamefirstname9043]

You talkin bout steely-wheely food automobily's?

[@alejandrolopez2577]

Ah the ol' buggy

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

In America, it's known as a shopping cart.

[@inlimboed91]

"He is a decent Klansman. But he's still a Klansman." Fucking brilliant.

[@dennisrideout5776]

He's a thief still a decent thief

[@niemejamie]

that Dry cleaner is Chery's Lawyer...

[@MS-sv1tr]

Dry cleaning is a huge part of Larry David's life

[@michaelmathias3277]

He also has trouble with receptionists - the Gatekeepers. They cut him off and listen to his conversations on the phone.

[@kmm2442]

He wouldn't touch dirty clothes, he's too neurotic.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

Yes, dry cleaning, and you'll notice that toilets make dozens of plot appearances, as well.

[@aroundandround]

1:54 “If you’re gonna give an important job like that to a member of an inferior race, you gotta expect us to screw it up”: such passive aggressive gold.

[@B1GK1NG]

Omg I died when he said that 😂. I’m half Jewish, and I started to bust out laughing because of the passive aggressive gold 😂

[@mahad7491]

Klansman: You made a good point there! 🤷🏼‍♂

[@subg8858]

I’ve been saying this about watermelon for years. Thank god someone brought this up at societal level. Fried chicken too. Who the hell doesn’t like watermelon or fried chicken? Someone you want nothing to do with, that’s who

[@Rightbackatchya]

Damn straight

[@dixonpinfold2582]

@@ethanribb8748 I'm with you on cantaloupes. Nice melons. _Really_ nice melons.

[@supremespanker]

Fried chicken is dope. But as for watermelon I prefer tarty fruits.

[@brooktroutangler5917]

I also love grape soda....lol

[@samuelluria4744]

Fried chicken I'm into _most_ of the time... WATERMELON, I'm into ALL OF THE TIME!

[@gomezaddams4347]

Larry David having a conversation about custom tailoring a Klan robe is one of the most bizarre, funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@nechemia2011]

especially since hes jewish!

[@schoolofgrowthhacking]

The Klansman was one of the only people Larry instantly had chemistry with.

[@paints_his_shirt_red]

You have to admit, you give guy your robe, you’d like to think you can trust him to bring it back. It’s just what you do.

[@tek3920]

He needs them for his rallies in Tuscon and Santa Fe 😂😂😂😂

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

This episode was so funny lol. The whole watermelon bits were genius. One of the only few shows out there that gets better each season. The ending was brilliant 😂 😂

[@Zero11_ss]

The watermelon thing is basically the same thing from an older dave chapelle thing though isnt it? Dry cleane thing remind me of a family guy episode too.

[@AITreeBranches]

@@Zero11_ss Yeah, but Larry is older than them, he has notes since the 80s with ideas that he brings in the show.

@@Zero11_ss No.

[@lamorenalindacopswife]

@@Zero11_ss kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpa0Ya2jYtOdr7M

[@michaelweston2285]

"i'm thinking about having my leg amputated." godammit this man is good

[@yogeshchowdhary4816]

Well, good luch with that!

[@xinfuxia3809]

He is like Charlie Chaplin, walking on the tightrope, sometimes flailing dangerously, but never falls down as people might expect.

[@jonaskessler326]

Because he offends everyone equally, so he’ll always have allies who’ll back him up regardless of who he happens to trigger at the time. Dave Chappell is another great example of that style.

[@papacinoooo]

@@jonaskessler326 dave? not really. ricky gervais, yup!

[@jonaskessler326]

@@papacinoooo what group has Chapelle not offended?

[@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat]

Thank god, there’s still one person who can make fun of everything.

[@one.2622]

You just make it sound racist

[@alsofrightened1]

It's an art. Everyone's laughing with Larry David and at themselves because his humor isn't cruel.

[@Lethal681]

dont forget south park

[@jonmann4980]

*God

[@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat]

@@jonmann4980 You don’t have to correct me. I write the way I like.

[@XTREM1213]

My God this was one of the funniest episodes I've seen in years. Larry David is brilliant

[@jesser6229]

lmfao the guy on the trolley going from "it's none of my business, I'm just doing my thing" to "I like watermelon... I LIKE IT !!!!!!!!!"

[@sashas8168]

Larry and his stories and situations.....awesome always look forward to them and the many laughs.

[@bigwingedkuriboh]

Go get ‘em long ball Larry

[@dennisrideout5776]

He's racist

[@davidl570]

I'd give your comment a like but it has 69 likes, so..................................

[@kickinback2521]

I wish they brought back Greg the “pre-gay” kid to sow the robe 😂😂😂

[@KTK44]

Get a life jews!

[@jonaskessler326]

THANK you LARRRRY!….You’re WELCOME Gregggg!

[@dani.892]

omg that would have been perfect lol

[@icuinthelight]

Sowing the robe will definitely be funnier than sewing the robe! 😄

[@respeezy]

Greg could have been all grown up and working in the laundromat, or Lary could have contacted a professionel sewster and it could have turned out to be Craig.

[@roohdarX]

This was the best episode of the season 4, the whole 🍉 bit plus Larry running into the Klanssman, freaking hilarious.

[@svscared]

"You got any fun plans for today?" "I'm thinking about having my leg amputated" 😂😂

[@DIMP11]

Is Larry implying that customer service people are robots, memorize scripted conversation and don't actually listen to the customers ?

[@bluegtturbo]

It's because store staff in California always say stuff like 'have a nice day now' when truthfully they couldn't care less if you dropped dead out on the sidewalk😁

[@natalie651]

This dry cleaner is the greatest. I hope they bring him back. Often.

[@robbyddurham1624]

I think it's crazy if people don't like watermellon or fried chicken.

[@kahlernygard809]

Agreed on watermelon, chicken though is fucked up , go vegan ;)

[@papacinoooo]

pineapple on pizza, its delicious 😋!

[@icuinthelight]

Mustard and cheese slice sandwich...

[@robbyddurham1624]

@@icuinthelight That's what Clint Easywood ate at the bar in one of his early cowboy movies. The Good the bad and the ugly or high plains drifter. or another one.

[@icuinthelight]

@@robbyddurham1624 it's what my best friend growing up use to make after having sex with his girlfriend when his parents weren't home...sorta like Clint...? 😉

[@zaq55]

0:51 - 1:07 - One of the keys to this show: Going from 0 to 100 in about 15 seconds

[@francescarobison691]

Are all these clips uploaded tonight from the same episode? Thanks for putting them up.

[@nancydrew1882]

It’s so funny how these two can look at each other and know what each other is thinking. I’m not American, the stereotype of the watermelon as it relates to black ppl is new to me but I find it hilarious!!!!.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonygrowley5275]

"A custom job?" " I never had a custom robe before." Where do they get them? From a JC Penney catalog? Amazon?

[@subg8858]

From John T Floore’s

[@galicredstone]

Klan Robes R Us

[@howard5992]

Somehow I see the robe going to the Temple and the Tree of Life going to the Klansman...

[@samaraisnt]

is the tree of life a jewish thing?

[@Treegrower]

The watermelon scene was amazing

[@dennisrideout5776]

Cuz it's true lol

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

The beginning scene of this video is awesome. You can tell that he's stifling his laughter while yelling.

[@travisk4215]

“Any plans for today?” “I was thinking about having my leg amputated” 😆😂🤣😂🤣

[@yomeroca]

That is just the setup. The punch line is showing total lack of reaction of the cashier. She is just a courtesy non-thinking automaton.

[@HoraceTheLion]

Definitely one of the best episodes EVER. So fuckn funny. I was dying the entire episode.

[@gaylesmith898]

LD must have been scared by a dry cleaner. So much so that he writes about them...a lot.

[@samaraisnt]

Do you mean scarred?

[@happydayz7857]

I thinks it’s more about people in society who have control over your belongings and you have little recourse when they F up.

[@gaylesmith898]

@@samaraisnt no

[@TurboNeil4921]

Leon is always cocky an knows everything yet in this scene he's all sympathetic an careful with the water melon yet we all know that melon is gonna get murdered when he gets home lol

[@williammccormick2802]

It's still overly goofy and trying hard but THIS is what I expect from Curb. Best episode of the season by FAR

[@PierceTravels]

Agreed

[@TheSUPERPOTATO2000]

I honestly like the over the top stuff. Better than trying to be realistic and missing the mark

[@PierceTravels]

Agreed

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

@@PierceTravels Omg the end of this episode 😂 😂

[@chasep86]

Loved this one but the first episode was phenomenal as well. Second and third were average

[@ANGELMAN.]

My man larry fighting for black rights

[@timo4938]

Lol he was just poking fun at stereotypes cuz he knows everyone takes things too serious.

[@dennisrideout5776]

Right to get a job

[@mattg4836]

When larry makes a promise he keeps it

[@leobrussel9471]

As the critics say, an instant classic. Best Curb since Jon Hamm showed up and had his name fused together. Humanizing a Klansman is something that only Larry could get away with. Anyone else would be chastised and possibly cancelled, ironic intent or otherwise. Plus, Woody, Kaley and the recurring Vince Vaughn, who actually looks and sounds like Funkhouser intermittently.

[@ShaneFlett]

so ridiculous to say he would get canceled. Ur just validating silly ass 'woke' people. Kids man. Thats life. More kids then adults who know better. the old die and the new take over, dont be influenced and have a word to oppress the censored

[@malcolmboy21]

Idk I’m cool with it. Hell they did it Django and it was hilarious. Most black people don’t care about the klan. We don’t. We find them funny and we know they are misguided.

[@leobrussel9471]

@@malcolmboy21 I understand that and agree. The mainstream media and the guilty white liberals who mostly do the cancelling, however, don't see it that way. Hey, there's a video 8n KZbin of two black guys watching Blazing Saddles and laughing their heads of at the racism. Check it out.

[@steventurner9098]

@@malcolmboy21 Dave Chappell did a hilarious parity on a blind black Klansman.

@@steventurner9098 No he didn't.

[@dframbo3544]

This is the first episode in a long time that felt like old Curb

[@1981bevo]

"i'm thinking about having my leg amputated" there are better responses than this one. but not many

[@johnmiller5679]

Larry has a way of bringing out the honesty in people.’if a guy says it’s not my business and I went to stay out if it Larry does not except that and pushes the guy because deep down he knows the guy wants to say I love watermelon and I don’t care who knows. Larry makes it so you can say what you want and not be blamed because Larry will take the heat.

[@SnoopCatts]

The dry cleaner didn't seem so put out🤔 when Larry said the klansman was going to be upset 😂

[@ThePhysicalReaction]

"Ok thats bullshit. Give me the robe" lmao

[@harryboi8485]

This episode was so funny. “He has a photo of Nancy Pelosi in his tractor”

[@moloperams]

"he is a decent klansman but he is still a klansman" 🔥 😂😂😂

[@esoo001]

Nice house, nice car. What's for dinner? Skippy peanutbutter, instant Ramen, watermelon. 👍

[@ComeJesusChrist]

It’s nice to see the clansmen and the cabalists working together.

[@camillabuch4655]

I love pickled herring!

[@LiquidDaylight]

I just finished watching this ep. One of my faves in the series for sure. F this one is funny.

[@pruthvish007]

Larry's jacket is nice! I'm beginning to like his dressing style since last couple of seasons..

[@robbyddurham1624]

It's similar to Duluth Trading Company's presentation jacket. I've been looking for used ones on ebay.

[@krotchlickmeugh627]

@@robbyddurham1624 lol that jacket is worth more than your car. I would never buy one or look for one. Youll never find that one unless you shop on rodeo drive.

[@robbyddurham1624]

@@krotchlickmeugh627 it looks like a cow chewed on it.

[@pruthvish007]

@@krotchlickmeugh627 lol.. I would definitely not look for the exact jacket. Just a similar casual blazer of that color that wouldn't burn my pockets could be nice too.

[@CursedCommentaries]

Any pickled fish is great on toast :D

[@Straight90s]

Dude’s turn and look at 0:48 is so good

[@brandonpoley]

the funniest part of the episode was the nancy Pelosi bit with woody after going to see the cows

[@caltech25]

I'm pretty sure Leon also had grape jelly in his cart LOL. That would be such a subtle nod to the topic.

[@dylan54945]

This has to be one of my favorite episodes of Curb ever lol

[@jefftanenbaum8011]

The best Leon scene this season is when he compares taking your dog to the vet with taking your car to the dealership. ….They add shit on to the bill…..they got worms Larry….. they got to de worm these MFRS……

[@c.s.mcleod7383]

Joe's gonna get his!!! Hahaha!!!😂

[@MountainPerson]

I love the mentions of Santa Fe and Tucson

[@aroundandround]

He’s a decent Klansman, but he’s still a Klansman. Klansmen sound like crocodiles.

[@thedancingveganatheist6310]

Totally off topic, but Leon's jacket is fire.

[@kittenclawsguitarvideos6147]

This is even better than Seinfeld. It's brilliant

[@deJuanX]

Now it's "...but he's still a clansman"🤣😆😂

[@danthemeatman9883]

I just figured out that the klansman is one of the uncles on Ozark !!!!!!!!!!

[@jlobiafra]

Larry doesn't take his dry cleaning to the shop gina gershon owns anymore?

[@christrotter3052]

Only his stained items

[@Josephfairewoods]

I deeply resonate with this aggressive positivity.

[@BrianBull]

How I would love to see this in a grocery store lol

[@TheBehm08]

Larry David breaking down racial barriers

[@GenesisCamille]

I love how the shoppers look like they can give a crap who eats what lmao.

[@stephanies3246]

Watermelon is a natural diuretic. Most people of African descent are prone to fluid retention and high blood pressure. So we should eat it. It's good for us.

[@ObiWanShinobi67]

Too bad it's even more delicious with salt on it.

[@stephanies3246]

@@ObiWanShinobi67 Why do people feel the need to add salt or bacon to everything? 🤔

[@therandomyoutubechannel3026]

Is this a new season?

[@flobbob123456]

Yes

[@saadahsan2994]

Yes it is

[@bmo14lax]

I swear this is peak fucking comedy Larry is my spirit animal

[@Chris-kf8mx]

I might even have some herrringggg. Love that.

[@jonny1943]

I LOVE Watermelon!! and im gonna have myself some meatballs right now!

[@ThePrissy11]

Woody should have picked up the grape in that episode. The Opto. should have picked up the Pirates Booty. Sense of entitlement they have.😆

[@rooseveltgibbs4500]

You'll be the envy of every klansman. LMAO

[@DoctorElk]

between 0:33 and 0:34 all of the other items on the belt other than the watermelon magically disappear. lol

[@haveatomato]

When he pulled out the gefilte fish I died lmao

[@B1GK1NG]

Ha a staple in every Jewish home. 😂 I’m part Jewish, so I know lol

[@mizzury54]

I lost it on " GIVE ME THE ROBE"!

[@dirkdiggler9147]

Funniest show since Seinfeld!! Best thing on TV!

[@kresivarivkah612]

Absolutely.

[@redcr33perproductions]

The show Seinfeld's creator is the star of Curb

[@ougawougajr.4983]

Don't tell me that you tagged it with ducttape to his chest, Larry. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. You know.

[@CH-yt6qi]

I don’t think the cashier was having any judgment on Leon getting a watermelon, but then I am watching the abridged episodes on KZbin

[@JLP4444]

Almost one of the funniest Curb clips I've seen in a while, but the grossness of the thought of cream cheese with gefilte fish was just too much to stomach.

[@DIMP11]

Is that a Jewish thing ?

[@JJKane01]

What's not to like?

[@samaraisnt]

@@DIMP11 Yes, it's a classic Jewish dish. That's why he made the joke.

[@Fischmehlfabrikant]

try the Ted Danson sandwich: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnewh4ptZsd3o7M

[@jerseyforhawks]

Thank you!

[@ostreds]

Only Leon can wear that outfit with style

[@modestokid420]

the watermelon orgy was hilarious. the merry Ferguson. the farm and cow he needed when he lied to woody harrelson. so many hilarious stories tied into one. like Kanye said , "i could tell larry david was the mind behind Seinfeld"

[@craigroaring]

The clansman reminds me of At the Gates vocalist.

[@MrUmandMrEr]

Best episode of the series so far. And they didn't even say Warteemelarn.

[@MarcoNegrisEye]

Hmmm yeah and once LD disclosed the stores address I'm pretty sure the proprietor would find that robe very fast or his business would burn very fast.

[@DendyJungle]

Imagine this being the first footage you saw of this show.

[@jubrickner]

Best yet of the season omg 😂

[@ollieoleary]

Ouch, big continuity error.. 00:26 The other items bar the watermelon disappear.. That's just a big bowl of wrong :)

[@brantlambermont1657]

yeah. film editor for 30 years. they should have just blown up the shot of Larry to crop out the watermelon, then go over shlder, then back . it would way less jarring then. They improv the hell outta the lines so it got overlooked.

[@ollieoleary]

@@brantlambermont1657 Hey Brant, yeah Curb is littered with these errors, always see them - with the improv it must be so easy to screw up like you say..

[@thewkovacs316]

nobody eats gefilte fish on a bagel you have it with horseraddish sauce

[@liljoe31]

"Still...it's not gonna be an easy ask"

[@dixonpinfold2582]

Last fall Yale offered a new minor in Social Justice Studies devoted to just this clip. (But the anchor course was Fridays 8:00-11:00. Accordingly, due to light interest, the whole thing was withdrawn.)

[@jeffshadow2407]

Interesting how four items disappeared ftom the checkstand belt at :36 leaving the watermelon by itself! And, the Mountain Dew twelve-pack at 1:08 has vanished at 1:19.

[@trov2011]

He didn't even pay for the others guy 🍉🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rickharrison6862]

That house was used by the white nationalists in sons of anarchy, wow its weird that I somehow remembered that

[@vibes3360]

This reminded me of when you would've had to leave the house to buy your pornography . Get to the cash register and can't look anywhere but down. Lol

[@brianpeterson5559]

Larry should have told the drycleaners he's sending the klansman over

[@Fintanflaherty]

I'd bet this whole water melon outline wasn't written by larry.

[@turnmeondeadman4221]

I would have told the klansman which dry cleaner lost it lol 😂

[@timcarr4155]

My jacket is dry clean only, which means it's dirty.

[@daniel.j9062]

Klansman : I never had custom one done lol 😆 😂