Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry in court

[@mtd610]

"Take your unsucked candy and get back to your desk". "Let the record show I had a good time in the well"... lol. Genius writing

[@sfiso4114]

There is no writing here.

[@MrSMGun]

mtd610 I am so glad I came

[@natediggitydog8]

It’s not writing

[@JohnGormleyJG]

@@Marifet124 Arsehole

[@jcarlovitch]

@@emme2795 That would come as a big surprise to Larry David, Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg, and David Mandel who are all writers on the show.

[@Pop101aka]

*Let the record show I had a good time in the well*

[@VibesHighUp]

Mike Doody favorite quote of the whole episode hahahahaha

[@Marbles07]

HEY MIKE...THIS IS JESSE FROM THE CLUB!

[@Pop101aka]

MARBLES!!!

[@RonYoYo]

love the well

[@jfish032]

🤣👌

[@doctordoctor6515]

Larry describing the donkey sounds like a wizard describing a mythical creature.

[@danielrobinson9713]

At the end of the donkey rant he sounded like a really senile old man

[@victorm152]

Newt Scamander in a nutshell

[@blehbleheh]

When you read the description of Donkey in the codex of an RPG.

[@mikepower8999]

Writers tend to do this.

[@brooksbarnett2029]

"All right! That's enough talk about donkeys"

[@matthewmaximo.r3121]

"Without the freedom to beep, we are no better than the beasts in the field. And im not talking about the common chicken!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 larry david is a genius of comedy

[@otisdriftw0od_589]

Prison Mike loves gruel sandwiches

[@spjr99]

He does it on Judge Judy episode

[@bmo14lax]

He really is a genius writer, I say it every episode of curb I watch, well almost every episode I'd wager.

[@talesfromprincesajesa]

lmaooo

[@pinkfloyddwc]

A revolting creature!

[@raphaelsanmartin2691]

"Let the record show I had a good time in the well" lmaooo

[@juliusjud117]

I want a copy of that transcript.

[@SrChalice]

Julius Jud was just about to post the same thing 😁

[@fyukfy2366]

You just watched it, why do you want to read it?

[@SangMarocain]

Julius Jud lol

[@squirrelsssss]

Just look in the comments

[@cringekid8435]

fyukfy because you are gay

[@deflatingdani]

"If you're not gonna suck on it, you might as well return it." I love that line so much.

[@sl66ggehrubt]

As true for wedding rings as for marriage itself.

[@Brnzgaming_]

Gonna use that on my girlfriend

[@Bonesince1997]

Yes, but I feel once you have given away your gift, it is gone, and should remain that way. To ask for it back only creates more confusion. Besides, the source bag shouldn't be far away!

[@RubbinRobbin]

@@Bonesince1997 He didn't gift him the cough drop, he offered it. An offer can be accepted or rejected, therefore the offer was contingent upon the judge sucking the candy.

[@Hello-kr8gj]

@TheGonzoArt I choose to believe that is not a spelling error and will from now on be calling it editquite

[@yowiewowie2663]

The Rosa parks of beeps

[@GodKill123]

"Wow."

[@dayra6425]

And Harriet Tubman but don’t really know what she did

[@yaboityler2617]

Thank you for that warm pocket candy

[@Milesco]

"The chances of me putting that in my mouth are very slim."

[@jamesfield1674]

great delivery

[@vthyaga]

Just absolute genius on the part of the judge 😂

[@vitaminK1121]

"That's enough of that talk about donkeys and field chickens." That guy's foil to Larry is comedic gold.

[@scottroffman2325]

The actor playing the judge....is just fantastic.

[@thingsyoudontreallysee]

thats the man, Uncle Ruckus

[@redwoods7370]

"Did you just yoohoo me?"

[@YK-fj5bj]

Simiiformes Yoo-hoo!

[@horationelson1840]

Nobody is above the yoohoo

[@phillipdodds7860]

I’d love to yoohoo a judge. 😂

[@51StPi]

I'd just like to say I beeped at a cop and got a ticket in '94.

[@Iahusha777Iahuah]

Thats bullshit

[@killakills8497]

I shot at a cop and got 6 years it's bullshit

[@tomsdottir]

I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die.

[@brianew]

@@tomsdottir There's a lot of that going on in Reno.

[@inalavalamp]

fucking blows, sorry buddy

[@lazlow9640]

I love how he repeats this everytime he's in court in this season, fully expecting it be to be a fully valid arguement that can sway the court in his favour.

[@awnaur0no919]

he has so much more bout tha DUN-KEY

[@xoxoxoxo5224]

Stevie's dad from Malcolm in the Middle - it's 15-20 years later but he looks like he's lost 50lbs and is 10 years younger!! Amazing actor!!

[@charliedillon1400]

Aged better than Stevie. Google it.

[@cyclonerampage]

Yup, and Uncle Ruckus. Great actor

[@groowanderer]

@@charliedillon1400 worth 2 million, wtf you talking about? Looks like he's doing really well in life.

[@DrexelGregory]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIM!!!!!

[@sonicextremities9570]

And the narrator of Unsung on TVOne

[@G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s]

I love how Yoo-hoo-ing a judge is the exact same thing as beeping a police officer. They were both justified but really stupid.

[@gusfalk]

the beeping was more justified

[@okamijubei]

Yeah, if it legally counts as contempt in court.

[@e.t.464]

_”Take your unsucked candy and sit down”_

[@L1KECLOCKWORK]

“Thank you for your warm pocket candy.” 😂

[@romilrh]

Every joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm is Larry forsaking his politeness to call out some dumb societal norm, and then everyone gets angry at him for it

[@warbler1984]

@@pinkchihua i think that's part of the joke....

[@helium-379]

@@pinkchihua Thats the entire point of the show.

[@abrvalg321]

@@pinkchihua any example? You sound like a libtard.

[@ratulbashar2055]

@@pinkchihua When was he sexist and racist lol.He literally lives with Leon.

[@davidfoxall3344]

The whole point of the show is that Larry is an outspoken, selfish pedant. But that the people around him are likely to over react and enforce pointless social norms with equal pedantry.

[@Mushruums]

“I’m so glad I came”... I love that line

[@spenser9908]

The beasts in the field.

[@Johnny-sj9sj]

D Fens and the mighty chicken and the fluttering oxen!

[@lukeselby6576]

Bill Murray from The Man Who Knew Too Little I swear that’s what the kkk call black people

[@Isaacandjed]

A REVOLTING CREATURE, IF THERE EVER WAS ONE

[@Laughing.Lion.]

Best name ever

[@TheSlymccoy]

Spenser Talmudic comedy😂😂

[@jpzollar]

Yoo-hoo!

[@aunkur71]

Yoohoo jew

[@ctwishkeyprn2039]

You can't yoo-hoo a judge?

[@ibieiniid4240]

The first time I saw this scene, all it took was seeing Larry in court to know it was going to be an all-time classic scene. It did not disappoint.

[@upload5622]

"Let the record show, I had a good time in the well."

[@annabellavetra]

Love the well

[@reneerenee2986]

"Thank you for the warm pocket candy"...love this show.

[@stewiegriffin12341]

“A revolting creetchah if there ever was one!”

[@jimpickens4]

Not really a nice way to talk about jews but yeah.

[@djumalife9379]

"warm pocket candy"... "Take your unsucked candy, and get back to your desk"... Hahaha

[@KennyRogersRoasters84]

This is SO perfect! This is one of the best shows ever. It's brilliant.

[@JilmM7936]

"I have a feeling she was in the pioneer family."

[@AllTheBestCO]

You cannot "YOO WHOO," a judge. Now, that is funny.

[@JohnnyReb1976]

In his courtroom? Bad idea.

[@bobp363]

It is absolutely impossible for Larry to withstand 5 Seconds of silence without saying something that just digs the hole deeper and the Cop and Judge couldn't be any funnier...

[@CarlosGarcia-yg9je]

Why can't I be friends with Larry David and watch him get himself into trouble all day??

[@mikehoncho5764]

Cause larry david dosnt fuckin care for you carlos and thats reality my friend

[@jberczi6]

The fact that he uses the same speech in both court appearances is fucking hilarious lmao

[@luapjb]

Great to see Gary Williams again. He played the lovable Clarence Bell in Boston Legal. "Thanks for your warm pocket candy" lol.

[@justdaffy]

I love how when he goes on Judge Judy almost the same thing happens, he says "yoo hoo" and goes off about the fields and the donkeys and he offers her a cough drop

[@amac23557]

"With his floppy ears, pee brain, and his stolid slack-jawed gaze😂

[@dmscats3745]

😂"Now take your unsucked candy and get back to your desk."🤣 Lmfao😂

[@c.a.g.3130]

Wow, the judge has lost a ton of weight. He looks great! Really good actor.

[@Cryptoshqipeee]

Is he the guy in jail with Harold in Harold and Kumar white castle

[@alanherbert7725]

“In Brooklyn we would say Dunkeys for some reason. Dunkeys!”

[@frankgrimesification]

They also say "turlet" for toilet for some reason in Brooklyn.

[@darkmatters3821]

"The chances of me putting that in my mouth are very slim" hahahahahahah

[@vera39440]

One of the more quotable scenes, you can tell they had fun with it

[@Interfaune]

That judge has a hilarious chemistry with Larry.

[@chipsthedog1]

It's sad that you would get penalised for yoohooing a judge or beeping a policeman it's like they cease to be mere human when they put gown or uniform on and we all go along with it. Crazy world

[@zaxarrrr3659]

Unchecked power corrupts, sadly

[@MichaelJordan-uo1qm]

Yep.

[@yngwievanhalen9640]

Yeah its crazy. I forget where I saw it but I remember seeing something about a judge who added years to someone's sentence because they were swearing in court. That's an insane abuse of power.

[@MichaelJordan-uo1qm]

@@yngwievanhalen9640 Oh yeah, America's law enforcement and legal system in general is a wreck due simple-minded sociopaths whose egos are completely unchecked. I'm a teacher and after 40 years with no issues with the law or any issues teaching, I was charged with a crime due to a very noticeably sarcastic threat made towards a pharmaceutical company with decades of illegal price-fixing activities that have actually resulted in deaths. Anyway, what I experienced was beyond deplorable. I actually had a judge DEMAND FROM THE BENCH that I plea to felonies when I hadn't broken any laws at all. I also had a prosecutor state to the judge that I threatened a home confinement officer when I did no such thing, and the home confinement officer, under oath, admitted that I had been nothing but nice and had said nothing threatening. I had two sets of lawyers tell me I did not break the law and that there was a personal vendetta against me (possibly due to my politics). I don't know how these people live with themselves.

[@yngwievanhalen9640]

@@MichaelJordan-uo1qm Jesus Christ, that's terrifying. Sorry you had to go through that.

[@robkunkel8833]

“Let the record show I had a good time in the well”. I practiced 25 years in trial courts and I didn’t know it was a well. Great stuff.

[@stevefowler2112]

Reminds me of my youth when I was in H.S. in the early 70's, I had a '72 Kawasaki H2-750 (with expansion chambers, bigger mikuni carbs and a port job to boot) and the police all knew me but could never get close enough to pull me over or get my tag...one day it was sprinkling and I was at a stop light. The cop who hated me the most pulled up next to me and I politely acknowledged him and raised my face shield as it was fogging up, and when the light turned green I slowly pulled away and nodded my head down to lower my face shield. The blue lights immediately went on and I pulled over and the cop gave me a ticket for improper eye protection. I politely took the ticket and decided surely I'd get it tossed in court so decided to fight it. When my turn came before the judge I told him my story, that my face shield was Snell and DOT approved...the judge listened then looked at the police officer and then took a minute to read something attached to my case file (which I took it to be a note the officer wrote regarding my history)...looked at me and said "were you operating the motor vehicle with your face shield up?" I said only while stopped at the light...to which the judge said "was your motor vehicle running?", I of course answered yes...at which time he swung the gavel and said guilty as charged, see the clerk for your payment.

[@brendanbrowning9912]

Knew it was going to be a story about cops as soon as I saw it was in the 70's. No one remembers a story from so long ago unless its about the police.

[@bethlast4269]

Great story. Thank you :-)

[@kyleclayton2876]

The Donkey, "A revolting creature, if there ever was one to walk the earth!" 😂

[@mkganya6013]

0:09 - If there ever was any doubt, this clears it. This is the man who wrote those Newman rants, for sure.

[@Samlol23_drrich]

You mean about dogs- vile creatures who live among us?……you’re 100% right.

[@latinolawdog5067]

This whole scene had me rolling in tears 😭.

[@an-cx1ho]

my father tried this in the court. he cited mao and gaddafi's green book. the judge sent him to psychiatric evaluation and 3months jail because father refused to pay equivalent of $50 fine

[@hemispheres789]

I'm sorry that's fucking hilarious 😂

[@JohnJohnson-ok4gf]

It takes a special talent to make a huge mess out of EVERY single situation in life you find yourself in...

[@beemo9]

The judge's reaction after "Rosa Parks" is hilarious. 0:54 This whole episode is awesome - one of the best ("A Disturbance in the Kitchen")

[@belleyboy]

His comedic timing is perfect. He delays a second so his brain can process what he just heard, just as you would in real life.

[@BreakTheStereoRadio]

Larry’s on point. I once passed a cop who was doing 30 in a 50 zone. He pulled me over because of it!

[@redwoods7370]

“Or in Brooklyn we would say dunkey for some reason.” Ha ha ha ha!

[@JoeMacStevens]

The cut to stenographer at :20 is masterful comedy editing right there. 😂😂

[@christophermccoy5724]

"donkey"😆

[@Alazzam]

"Let the record show I had a good time in the well" one of my favorite lines on this show!

[@themonopolyguy8126]

Beeped at a cop & you-who’d the judge...what a legend

[@victorm152]

Can't believe he had the balls to act like this in court....color me impressed

[@pebbleinyoshoe9170]

In a TV show?

[@HunterMann]

You mean ... At his isn't a documentary?

[@GreyFoxVinzin]

Oh lordie, people thinking this is a documentary and not a mockumentary >w>

[@thebluefus]

Victor M what?

[@bejhamen7631]

Ikr what a SAVAGE😂😂😂😂

[@876r876rf]

"I'm so glad I came...this is not going the way you wanted it"

[@danielwasierski7836]

Thank you for your warm pocket candy!!! Priceless

[@Jason-pd1nr]

Larry should’ve easily won this, but he out-larried himself

[@lucasisacomic]

Larry asking for his cough drop back is peak Larry David

[@pse888]

Judge is fabulous! Great timing.

[@tchoco]

Shouldn´t have been so cheap and should have called Jackie Chiles.

[@Moneyg73]

Wasn't a Jackie type of case. 🤔😁

[@deepspace9043]

This is preposterous, egregious, outrageous!

[@Rozzado]

Jackie would've fucked that court up. 🤣🤣

[@mihaimarchidann5067]

Jackie Chiles never told him to yohoo a judge

[@roulettegenie4379]

Did I Tell You to Beep - - - Who told You to Beep - - - I Didn't Tell You To Beep

[@mtbiker4life918]

Larry rewrites the laws.

[@rn8095]

"What, you can't yoo-hoo a judge?" 😂😂

[@leaninheavy]

“I’ve got more than just the donkeys”

[@dirbrody]

The actor who played the judge was Fantastic...

[@supersudds3576]

dirbrody he played uncle ruckus in the boondocks. Fantastic actor

[@pterodactylptroll]

Thank you for your warm pocket candy.

[@ammolator]

He said the same thing about the beasts in that Judge Judy episode!

[@PROGRAMMED1]

A revolting creature if there ever was one!!😂😂

[@ToxxicFlames]

Larry had a point guys, just take a second to actually listen to his ‘babbling’

[@TheeItalianStalian]

That “dunkey!” At the end always gets me

[@xXFoxyGrandmaXx]

Damn Stevie's Dad who also has 2 gay fathers and is Uncle Ruckus, no relation, is looking slim these days, good for him

[@stipem]

xFoxySupreme i was thinking the same

[@lawrencemccowan]

in the end the universe tends to unfold as it should...........plus he had a really large penis which kept him happy

[@urzathehappy72]

No way thats really uncle ruckus?? Woaaaa

[@MajicMarco]

The judge has such a commanding voice

[@fortheloveofcake93]

For in Brooklyn, we would say "Dunkey"

[@Equint77]

The donkey rant is so damn funny 😂😂😂 “Take back your unsucked candy” 😂😂

[@simbapins7036]

For the record I had a great time in a well

[@bySterling]

Haaa That Judge n actor playing him is Fiyah 👏🏻⚡️😂💯

[@vishwas352]

This is basically seinfeld without the laughing track

[@name_and_alias]

the zany xylophone music at the end of this utterly failed attempt to protest the ticket is just the cherry on top of this great scene

[@ronaldmorrison6013]

”Warm pocket candy" 😂😂

[@adriamaral300]

Yoo Hoo! 🤣 Judge: “did YOU just Yoo Hoo me? I wish I was there live to see this. 😂

[@urzathehappy72]

"Thank you for your warm pocket candy "

[@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat]

The pioneer family. Larry is shameless to everybody. He doesn’t discriminate.

[@majorgenerall]

This last season is just over the top. Seams like Mr. David is trying too hard.

[@spencerstewart2172]

Did you just yoo-hoo me? Lol

[@leighd6409]

Take it for later...ok, thank you for your warm pocket candy...lol I cant even

[@SeanKH19]

I feel like Larry got 100% of what he wanted out of this situation. To amuse himself.

[@RedwingCaniac97636]

I was expecting him to be sentenced to be a butler.

[@ilexevergreen5405]

Perhaps the 1st time a judge needed to utter: "...that's enough of that talk about donkeys in fields & chickens!"

[@tarync6539]

I got asked to leave a courtroom for sneezing lol its ridiculous

[@Rozzado]

That's ridiculous. The whole condescending court act is such a sham. Big man on the podium but wouldn't dare take that tone out in public with someone.

[@casualhamburger9607]

“Your honor may I offer you a cough drop?”

[@badtrekee4348]

Lmfao Larry is too funny.

[@tentayeprimo6674]

Imagine being so rich, unbothered, and bored that you go to court to fight a ticket you don't even care about just to fuck with people.

[@ELNinoLuke]

Stevie's dad is looking fit and healthy!

[@QuantumBraced]

Donkeys are cute and kind animals, this was uncalled for.

[@blacksunapocalypse]

If it was any other old guy acting like this, we'd write him off as a crazy person and move on.

[@clintcarter]

Larry in court...need a couple more of these scenes!

[@mijailgonzalez7105]

Fun fact: The judge was the voice actor for Uncle Ruckus on The Boondocks lmaoo

[@mrhippoh909]

Stevie's dad from Malcolm in the Middle, although he's shed considerable weight

[@1voiceCriesOut]

Thank you for your warm pocket candy🤣😂🤣😂

[@BlackBarney]

That judge was awesome. If I had lost my child custody case to a judge like that, I would have been okay with it