Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry's Doodle

[@nitramluap]

"You want to impress people with lies??" "Well how else do you impress them?" 🤣

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

Wonder how many heads this went over

[@mikedoss9777]

Jason Van Stone Probably most people

[@0scJohnson0]

Paul Martin Pretend you’re a woman when you’re obviously a man. That’ll impress ‘em

[@andrewbowers_]

0scJohnson0: I believe that was the precise logic behind the humour of this clip. It came to my mind immediately.

[@davidoberlin4186]

@@0scJohnson0 cheers 👍

[@shanehaney2121]

What Larry did was a doodle. The other piece is what artists call a sketch.

[@hueyhooverhampton7060]

She said it's not a doodle but do-do, a piece of shit to be exact.

[@mikewilliams6025]

A colored sketch at that. Can't be a doodle if it is using several tools. It goes from doodle to art as soon as you pick up a second instrument. You can't doodle with two pencils! Doodle is unintentional. It's purposeless. That's why it's called a doodle.

[@NothingHumanisAlientoMe]

@@mikewilliams6025 You can't put definitions om a doodle! You are the Hitler of doodles!

[@CanadianCCP]

@@mikewilliams6025 A sketch is anything above a stickman. If a normal person can look at your doodle and say "this guy tried too hard, what a nerd" its not a doodle...BUT you could use 400 "instruments" and have a shitty picture that took 400 hours and it would still be a doodle if the average joe didn't think it was made by a try hard. Thats the definition of doodle that everyone goes by and I'm pretty sure Larry David would approve.

[@typedx]

The other piece is kitsch. Larry did a great composition. Honestly, without any irony, i'd rather buy his thing (forget about it was made by LD). And yes, I studied at art school.

[@jbazile6873]

Larry's so talented that he started the conversation holding a half eaten scone and ended the conversation with a whole scone. Amazing.

[@peterg.1075]

Love the reaction when cox says "men in your age group"

[@TheBehm08]

Classic lol

[@garytruthteller2606]

I guess only Larry could piss someone off by doing a DOODLE "wrong"....

[@TheMrlittlemack]

its also meaning is that there are only 2 genders lmao thats why she really triggered

[@garytruthteller2606]

@@TheMrlittlemack okay, good catch, I must have been "one buzz short of a full deck" when I watched it (I was binge watching). Maybe I'm "old-fashioned" like Larry in this area. I don't care much about "orientations" but the trans "operations" tend to freak my ass out.

[@StephenStraughan]

@Vlad Hazard Wrong.

[@justinschacht5325]

No he is right about a doodle is

[@Cc-sr1zr]

@Big Dick no its not...he didn't think he could draw well and said so then he gave his best shot at a doodle and this came out

[@DrRockso1987]

It's a good thing Larry wasn't doodling a Swastika.

[@dogwalk3]

DrRockso1987 i think he leaves that to greg these days.

[@suf1an658]

diamond dogs I don’t think Jews would appreciate that

[@Onigirli]

@SurfAlien2 What's a Hitlah?

[@williamx77official]

Just like mark, nazi love

[@scottvaughn9]

Greg would’ve approved

[@lucasnunnery]

There’s something about the way Andy walks in and says “how about this huh, nice event huh” that kills me every time. He’s fucking brilliant.

[@p0host]

Andy is always living his best life

[@frankanderson6339]

2:28

[@Brewens]

I think LArry's doodle is peak abstraction. I took a screenshot of it and it has been my desktop wallpaper for about a year now.

[@JanetStarChild]

Oh fuck off; it was crap. I swear, fans like you love Larry a little too much.

[@TimmyMcGowan]

@@JanetStarChild it’s called a joke. people like him are fans of this show because it has a bunch of em

[@JanetStarChild]

@@TimmyMcGowan As if such obsessive weirdos don't exist. Oh, but it must be a so-called "joke", because, surely, such creepy stalker fans totally don't exist for realzies.

[@JanetStarChild]

@@tombombadill6159 And what do you base your asinine assertion on? Seriously, humor me; in what of all my replies (including this one) have I said that makes me seem "insane" to you? Or are you just flinging out buzz words, as one would with other such biting words as "retard" "faggot" or "nigger"? Go on now; explain yourself.

[@TimmyMcGowan]

@@JanetStarChild I think you did a pretty good job explaining yourself

[@chiefmac88]

He gave them a god damn doodle. What else do they want?

[@SnoopCatts]

clearly a work of art LOL😅😅

[@robbiesaunders9602]

She was a stuck up snob. She should have rec'd the Larry doodle, as she rec'd the masterpiece doodle. A smile and a ' thank you' and her opinion, to herself.

[@StephenStraughan]

He gave her shit.

[@Cc-sr1zr]

@@StephenStraughan he doesn't draw....

[@ConnorMcCartney95]

@@Cc-sr1zr he's supposed to be a great doodler

[@stuntz5768]

His bluntness is so refreshing.

[@1960taylor]

not as blunt as I would have been.

[@andrewvincent7299]

RIP Marty Funkhouser :(

[@TheMrlittlemack]

show wont be the same without him and his ol' raspy voice :'(

[@843idfa]

TheMrlittlemack I think it will, it could even be a show without Larry, it could be just Susie and Leon. It’s about nothing after all.

[@lt4324]

@@843idfa LMFAO, yeah right.

[@bruh-yv5tj]

@LokiTetch bruh the actual guy died, that's why they killed the character

[@davidtm98]

@LokiTetch bob einstein died ands in the show marty went to china

[@captainkielbasa5471]

Larry is my favorite kind of person. Takes people at their word. Most people just speak in vague generalities and then use it was room to escape liability for things they said in the past.

[@introusas]

It’s called being autistic. Lol.

[@ohyeahisthatwhatyouthink6088]

"You speak 6 languages Larry?" "No of course not, I only speak 1."

[@theblackprince9487]

He spoke french in season 8?

[@saulwexler6852]

2:51 - It goes with all my pants, it's great. - Yes, sexy. LMAO

[@polipolimaui]

I agree with Larry, that was not a doodle.

[@BOSprodz]

I think Larry's transitioning questions were very reasonable especially considering he asked permission to ask about the topic and was innocent and polite

[@omarlfacio]

Nobody asked you

[@matthewd1324]

@@omarlfacio no but most people agreed lol

[@Captain_Yogurt]

Yeah I mean given his age range, as Lavern noted, it’s entirely understandable for him to be ignorant on many lgbt things, and he asked permission, that would have been the time to attempt to educate, not demonize.

[@OnlyTwoShoes]

@@Captain_Yogurt That's the left for you. Align entirely with my beliefs and world view or you're a bigot. The fact it was on display here is amazing.

[@xeltanni8999]

​@@OnlyTwoShoesI'm willing to bet all the money in my pockets against all the money in your pockets that you don't see the hypocrisy of what you wrote.

[@brianban110]

I love how uncomfortable this show makes people

[@vrokhlenko]

If you are rich you can afford making people uncomfortable. Do it when you are poor and you will get my respect.

[@peterpretzington9669]

I thought the transgender jokes were kinda distasteful, but I don't hate Bernie for it.

[@vrokhlenko]

@Allan First of all I was running my keyboard. Secondly I knew that he liked to keep it real at a younger age but obviously not at a degree that he is demonstrating now. Thirdly, thanks for a display of loyalty. Have a great day!

[@Covid--ts5cw]

I'm offended.

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@@vrokhlenko no you was actually running your mouth

[@Blakisfoster]

I’d buy Larry David’s art over anyone

[@Cc-sr1zr]

I was a beautiful number two

[@MosquitoRacketgoesBURRR]

you must be a dumb larry david 'fan' of some sort. why the f you would want a doodle.

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Better than most of what I've seen on Deviantart, and some people pay for that.

[@bryanmoreno8166]

@@MosquitoRacketgoesBURRR you can be a fan without being dumb

[@nayr497]

Even before you'd buy a Beeple piece of "art"...I mean...who wouldn't want one of those?

[@LiberalSquared]

I'm with Larry on the doodle. She did, in fact, say it didn't matter what it looked like. And they COULD have sold that, especially if he had signed it!

[@introusas]

She said “simple little doodle” like obviously people are going to take that at face value lmao

[@ElasticbrandNet]

Larry is an abstract artistic genius

[@adriamaral300]

The art was very profound It was a roller coaster vertically but also doubled as a large intestine if I viewed horizontally. He must open a gallery soon! All art can be mounted on a mobile fixture to be viewed both ways. Genius.

[@MsHojat]

If someone asked for a doodle they got what they deserved. Larry's doodle does look terrible, but at least it's a doodle.

[@L0rd0fTh3N3rdz]

Meh, more of a scribble. Larry is just lazy.

[@harveyhodgson8782]

L0rd0fTh3N3rd5 no a scribble has to shape to it or anything. A doodle is just drawing something while doing another activity e.g being on the phone

[@L0rd0fTh3N3rdz]

@@harveyhodgson8782 no, scribble is in reference to doing it in haste without care. Nothing to do with form. Larry is lazy. Larry didnt care and just quickly did it. Larry scribbled.

[@FranciumBoron]

@@L0rd0fTh3N3rdz A doodle is a doodle. If they wanted something more, they should've been more specific. But Larry explicitly said he wasn't much of a drawing guy, so that's on them for expecting something _more._

[@L0rd0fTh3N3rdz]

@@FranciumBoron excuses

[@Nate_K111]

How else do you impress people? Lol

[@zaynahmed]

Yeah we saw the video

[@hmackprotection1]

zayn Lol 😂

[@pinkegg3179]

it's true though I had a mini mind blown moment

[@sherifnabil9663]

@@zaynahmed he’s just pointing out the part that made him laugh and seeing who else agrees

[@cb7235]

Actually Larry speaks French as we all know from S8E10, but he wouldn’t say so as he is a humble man of great character

[@Someothername2134]

Laverne social distancing before it was cool.

[@flisko123]

thats a man

[@zapkvr]

Hes fucking ugly

[@thearunrules]

Shut up you two

[@porp109]

Yet she casually coughs 😷

[@deebee9917]

who says social distancing is cool

[@jackslepowron5905]

Larry's drawing could be considered modern art

[@jessicantina]

The first "okay" Laverne gives when Larry asks if he can ask a question about transitioning is so spot on...

[@radhiadeedou8286]

But she didn't answer

[@arnoldrimmer960]

@@radhiadeedou8286 That's pretty common.. You are hated for not understanding their situation and made up rules, but don't you dare to nicely ask a logical question, that's somehow very offensive.. That's a sign of living in denial.

[@jonttopia]

@@arnoldrimmer960 That's a sign of getting the same question asked again and again all the time.

[@innerDialectic]

@@arnoldrimmer960 more like she thought he was being deliberatively offensive.

[@arnoldrimmer960]

@@innerDialectic Yes, they always do, that's the point.

[@ahboiahh]

'it could be a large intestine!!!!'

[@travisrlel2]

No, its what you find in a large intestine.

[@Eaterofeaterofpies]

Ruined it by clarifying its a piece of shit

[@krisharkleroad8]

It was a duodenum.

[@AttilatheThrilla]

I think it’s what you find in a large intestine 🤣

[@canaan5337]

"You want to impress people with lies?" "How else do you impress them?"

[@whatdoyoulivefor735]

Canaan lol BEST

[@RamManNo1]

Canaan Definitley channeling George with that one 😅

[@dx1seven135]

Larry truly is genius lol

[@PhillipCummingsUSA]

The best doodle of a two that I've ever seen. Good job, Larry.

[@joshmolina7475]

I can’t get over how I always think of the missed opportunity Larry had to tell Andy and Cassie that the trash can by the door was a “show [trash] can”

[@dribblewithjacob9131]

😂😂😂

[@ToeKnife166]

Cox totally set him up when she already said don’t touch her since she has a cold

[@shadowray100]

I dont understand this. So she said that he can doodle anything and he told her upfront that he sucks at drawing and she insists that he can do anything and it will be fine. Then, he doodles something and she tells him it is garbage and she can not use it then throws it away. WTF???!!!

[@djcool60]

women bro, women!!

[@LiberalSquared]

Yeah, the whole point of the show is to present social faux-pas in which you could side with either party, but everybody overreacts to it, but this one's kind of extreme. She's definitely in the wrong on this one.

[@phoenixblackcomedy]

@@djcool60 amen

[@otakurocklee]

Larry is the normal one.

[@rgrndu]

Making friends wherever he goes LOL

[@eleveneleven572]

No handshake but breathes in his face and over his food 😂

[@tomisaacson2762]

It's a cold not tuberculosis

[@SlasnerSb]

lol the way he says "that is a work of art" kills me.

[@deerscream3476]

"I don't lie." LMFAO, is that so? Somehow I don't believe you.

[@MMaRsu]

Larry asking the questions we all want the answers to

[@JesusBehindtheWheel]

You don't crumble someone else's doodle. Wtf!

[@jacquelynn2051]

The irony of the dialogue is not lost on me. Well done writers.

[@tobiasgoldman]

"It could be anything, you have to think a little bit". Isn't that a great description of modern art?

[@yourvenparianen5390]

its so funny how everyone besides larry is actually the crazy person lmao

[@deadpanned8804]

You're wildly misinterpreting the show lmao

[@newthrash1221]

I mean, that’s kinda the premise of the show. If there ever was one.

[@thisgame2]

@milkmanreid you weren't wrong

[@Bruh-vp6qf]

@@newthrash1221 You are so wrong. Larry in the show is not meant to be a nice or correct person, just a strongly opinionated one.

[@theMrTJF]

@@Bruh-vp6qf Bruh.

[@travisschroeder1935]

And then Laverne goes for a hug on the stage after this and he says no due to the cold and massive chaos erupts, so Larry hahaha

[@Smoothjazzsundays]

I would pay a pretty penny for a David doodle

[@SnoopCatts]

that's exactly what I thought!

[@Smoothjazzsundays]

HULK HOGAN brotherrrrr

[@bink]

A prettay, prettay, prettay penny

[@AlmostReady504]

Reading some of the comments perhaps Curb Your Enthusiasm isn't the right show for you. Maybe try the Big Bang Theory , Captain Kangaroo or Furry Furry Rabbit or something

[@hd-xc2lz]

or Modern Family.

[@luci1474]

Agree

[@sasfunc6170]

It isn't anymore. Thanks for saving me time.

[@sasfunc6170]

@Stephen Murphy This last season?! True, there isn't much to choose from. So, relative to other comedies...I guess. Just a far cry from what it was.

[@josephmountford2292]

Bryan B excuse me mr. sophisticated.

[@SpirithunterBOMB]

Lol i understood some of his Yiddish

[@DendyJungle]

That doodle thing is a real phenomenon. Always happened in school. We were asked to do something simple and everyone came in the next day being so extra

[@beingsshepherd]

I've never seen an art competition in which flagrant rule-breakers were rejected. Nor the failure of a formally appealed parking ticket🤔 Both systems are farcical.

[@NeilX-zy3oi]

“I don’t lie”…. well…..

[@iglooproductions]

I wonder if a Grip took it out of the trash and sold it on eBay 🤣

[@basehead617]

This didn't include the best part when he sees all the "doodles" in the other room and says "This is like the Louvre!"

[@jenkinsmontgomery6459]

If basquiat doodled that, it would fetch hundreds of thy or millions.

[@TheBalterok]

Larry is an honest man. That's why everybody else thinks he is funny.

[@jaber4774]

I love how they exaggerate simple problems. She was pissed about that doodle 😂

[@Gamingnstuff131]

“It looks like something you’d find in a large intestine.” 🤣

[@georgepack6052]

how did larry forget that he could speak french?

[@thisguyrighthere3647]

Heaven forbid someone have honest questions about a subject they know nothing about. Perhaps he should just stay ignorant so the stereo type remains his fault. The doodle.......that's exactly what a doodle is. If you want a drawing of something ask for a drawing of something.

[@BozalliCopter]

I think that's part of the joke... sometimes the issues are due to his unreasonable behaviour, other times, like here, he is perfectly innocent and people take it the wrong way

[@tylerday7616]

But if you were to walk up to a Black man and say "Is it true that you've got bigger uh... you know?" Or an Asian man and asked him if the trend was towards smaller junk, that would more often than not make the person uncomfortable. Asking about people's genitalia even in a non-specific way is not exactly kosher. People often ignore that social grace with Trans folks. The problem wasn't that he had a curiosity, it's that he asked a near-stranger about her genitals, at least generally. If you google, "do Asians really have smaller dicks" that's satisfying curiosity and educating yourself. If Larry had just met Jackie Chan and first thing asked him about Asian dicks, that might not go over great. It's a weird double standard.

[@BozalliCopter]

@@tylerday7616 that's also true and a good point

[@mathjoker]

@@tylerday7616 Those situations aren't comparable. Transitioning is a process. It's something you do. Something you do that, as it happens, very much involves the genitalia. If someone gets a boob job, asking them about how it works is not the same as asking some random person about their boobs.

[@tylerday7616]

@@mathjoker Breasts are a way less taboo subject than what's below the belt. If you had just met someone, learned they had converted to Judaism later in life, and asked about their circumcision, that would not be kosher. If you met the woman who McDonalds spilled McDonald's coffee on her lap, the first question out of your mouth shouldn't be about the reconstructive surgery of her vulva. By social norms either of those people would have right to pass judgement on you for your invasive questioning.

[@piyushtayal8567]

If Larry says " let me ask you something " someone is gonna get offended.

[@NemohHoes]

I would have actually liked to hear the answer to that question😃

[@kenjikodai]

I never get why people act weird when he asks those questions, he asked politely and everything

[@turbo-6.7l21]

What I love about this show, is that he really pokes fun at everyone. Righty, lefty, everyone. If you pay attention, the MAGA hat episode, he is poking fun at how easily offended trump haters get, while making fun of pro trump voters. I love it, and I’m a righty. Good comedy is good comedy.

[@hyacinthbucket5062]

lol i cant get enough of those scenes, if it happened earlier he wouldnt had have to move to new york or paris, wearing the hat was so much easier

[@Orcawhale1]

So do you ever change hands, just for the fun of it?

[@KGFishyFingers]

Exactly

[@Covid--ts5cw]

Larry makes America great again.

[@shawnconvery4899]

He is not poking fun at Trump haters. To quote Larry David's words to Trump supporters, "Alienate yourself!"

[@iLLiCiT_XL]

That was most certainly.... NOT... a doodle that she showed him. That was a straight up drawing. There was color and composition. You can't have composition in a doodle.

[@charlesfortrsqueminor2120]

I don’t lie 😂. That’s your whole existence

[@jomocheatham]

Always loved Richard Kind

[@Subninja2012]

Larry is a comedic genius!

[@DinoPimp]

I always get the feeling that the actors that are portraying themselves as up tight are secretly trying not to piss themselves laughing.

[@spencermorgan6291]

Definitely haha

[@chrismd00]

Look what a doodle from Picaso is worth?

[@youngnebula187]

Larry David a fool for this 🤦🏽‍♂️😅💯😂

[@dorondavid4698]

This show should have been called "Everybody hates Larry"

[@lrm21]

Larry lives to constantly punch holes in people's carefully constructed delusions.

[@zoned7609]

What portion of this clip indicated that to you? If it was the first conversation, gfys

[@pant8081]

@@zoned7609 Cry more troon

[@corteztheinfinite9440]

Bold Move Calling Bro Lavern COX😭😭😭😭

[@p0host]

This video doesn't include the entire gag but the whole joke of LD and that woman arguing over whether the garbage can is really for garbage or something else before she slam dunk's Larry's doodle into the TRASH is always great.

[@Broseftoast]

Larry's doodle looks like when I tried to draw a dinosaur when I was 4 lmfao. When she pulled up the doodle with that incredulous look... I burst out laughing. She is so mad, and larry's like "what?! you said a doodle," and I mean he's not wrong lol.

[@modmav5594]

To be fair Larry was the only one with a "doodle". The others were a Least sketches or loose drawings

[@ladonte1980]

This show is everything!!!

[@Seanonyoutube]

ITS A SETUP!!!!!

[@littledovecitydust]

That crumble crossed the line.

[@EAZYED420]

I love how this trolls both sides

[@arnoldrimmer960]

I love how both sides believe this show is only trolling the other one

[@deeprollingriver52]

So she’s standing close to him.

[@7mandoblu]

Larry is too smart and contains way too much common sense to all these people he meets in LA

[@SovereignStatesman]

That's the point, everyone gets hysterical over nothing... but in reality that's just the improv, i.e. they act like they're geniuses because they don't use a script, but every sketch just ends up screaming at each other.

[@MeMe-td1ye]

That's the exact opposite of what show is about

[@natek3701]

It's a comedy tv show idiot

[@euenfheiejrj]

He would have the same response from anyone, regardless of where he lives. He gets similar reactions in NYC.

[@dwoodstwin]

No one's too smart for you Einstein

[@Dr_Tripper]

I had to pause my binge watching (I just found you. Really never heard of you before this week) to say that I agree that yours was the definition of doodle. If they wanted Picasso, why not ask? Great laughs you cause!

[@miggzzz]

That dude is worried about introducing Larry with a lie when he’s living a lie every day 😂

[@carstereobandits]

Larry building up to another clearly awkward question "how 'bout this one?" lol

[@redpilledtrooper7523]

1:31 Hahaha! " I dont lie" well you are lying about who you really are, bro

[@williamterrill4384]

You got to love Larry

[@stu7900]

I don't love Larry. I watch this show because I enjoy people shitting on him.

[@ancestralrocha7709]

His doodle is brilliant

[@ytp3n]

3:48 Larry’s micro-smile trying to control a laugh on the best joke of the skit.

[@ellllllo77]

3:36 that line sounded improvised lol

[@masterofallgoons]

Well yeah... that's how this show works

[@ellllllo77]

funny improvisation is all im saying

[@ChadRaush]

masterofallgoons no, it’s heavily scripted.

[@masterofallgoons]

@@ChadRaush - ok.. you're wrong and the main thing everyone knows about the show is that the dialogue is mostly improvised, but whatever you wanna believe

[@downtown9508]

The whole show is basically improvised. There’s no script... just kind of a general direction in which to take the scene

[@wintermute8315]

The true genius here is having a scene involving two people who didn't want to keep their doodles.

[@susiebrown6646]

She said she doesn’t lie. “it was great to meet you.”

[@MinuitDeLacroix]

Larry is very (unfiltered) honest.

[@melodiefrances3898]

The doodle woman was out of line. Larry just seems to inspire that kind of response in people. I understand, because I do too sometimes, but now I can feel like I'm in good company instead of just thinking that people hate me 🤣🤣🤣

[@DeeSee25]

Thank god I’m not alone. For some reason i illicit this response in people as well! A simple conversation with me turns most people off. Maybe im on the spectrum…

[@ItsYaBoyYogi]

3:33 that little “oh my god, well…” 😂 sent me

[@Khaleslie]

The part with Laverne was funnier than the doodle part.

[@particlejones]

the way the guy walks in, how bout this huh nice event huh? hahaha

[@Rawkstar1960]

“I don’t lie” says the ………. I love Larry. He asks all the tough questions.

[@WillPreston3D]

i keep waiting for this show to be funny, i cant help but feel its right around the corner...

[@kujas]

You know Long Balls Larry has a point. 😵🥴

[@summerbee6298]

Larry I don’t lie…. Also … ok Larry… it was nice…. To….. meet…..you.

[@lobsterdfw1]

I love how characters overreact to the most stupid things.

[@newthrash1221]

Again, ahead of its time.