Curb Your Enthusiasm: Yo-Yo

From Season 10, Episode 4 - You're Not Going to Get Me to Say Anything Bad About Mickey
Aired on HBO: 2020.02.09
Larry finds out that the woman he just invited to Cabo used to be heavy. Too late to back out, LD consults the only man with extensive knowledge of dating big girls... Leon.
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[@bustergoldenrod]

“If that pilot needs my weight to fly that plane, he needs another fucking plane.” 😂

[@aekundayo]

Brilliant line

[@Broseftoast]

Larry refusing the free dessert right after seeing her vacation pictures lmfaooooo this show... just incredible xD

[@Ben-zb8pq]

'she ate this big dessert' Oh well if that's big then I'm screwed

[@theyellowlightsaber3193]

big to a stick insect like larry, small to fat bastards used to having large servings of everything.

[@nothanksmate]

Its so fun watching Curb in 3 minutes segments.

[@KeisukeHoashi]

Ya won’t get no better waiter in a sushi joint than me. Thanks Larry!

[@jamesvalera3992]

That must have been an amazing experience!

[@the1inAmillionSPERM]

Is that you for real? :O

[@_Eric._]

@@the1inAmillionSPERM Seems like it

[@noch21Gramm]

sure, be humble about it.

[@vinniemass]

You look different. Are you gaining weight?

[@BoyBlessing]

Lmfaooo “are you gaining? are you gaining?”

[@hilariousness6644]

Only a true friend could do what Larry did to Leon's food. 😆

[@Milesco]

If Larry did that to me, he'd be a _former_ friend.

[@robrick9361]

​@@Milesco​ Bullshit, you'd go get your ass a spoon and eat in shame just like Leon. How many friends you have with a mansion and almost limitless money.

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

Youd let your friend f*ck up your food? Food's sacred

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

@@gabrielcastejon7914 Rich friend with limitless money that lets you live in a gigantic mansion for free. I think that's worth more than food

[@jpm199]

@@gabrielcastejon7914 Food's not sacred, you just want reasons to kill your pals

[@meredith4847]

Leon was still gonna eat it! 😂 He was just mad that he needed to use a spoon. 😂

[@Appachoppa112]

One less thing to wash. 😂

[@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293]

That added angry one-liner is what makes him such a terrific actor and character. :D

[@emansnas]

Ah, Larry taking 'measures', how fucking long overdue is that.

[@BoBo0807]

@@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 I bet it was ad-libbed, too...JB is King, man. F***in' King.

[@theyellowlightsaber3193]

Reminds me of Joey from Freinds or Homer Simpson, nothing can deter them from their quest to consume food.

[@Somethingnow1]

I know Leon has been on for 5 seasons now but it's just so funny how Larry just accepts that he is probably stuck with Leon for life. I wouldn't mind he has a great perspective. Bj smooth is always funny.

[@seanmatthewking]

Why you fuckin up his name tho

[@pgmdrums]

@@seanmatthewking lmao right

[@non_brewed_condiment]

*Bj smooth*

[@ctdieselnut]

I didn't think he was 56 yr old, just googled him. Looks younger. Same birthday as me, dec 18th. Love leon, always says something funny.

[@nicholashahn3476]

Smooth BJ

[@Lafemme17]

1:45 The way he says oh my god to her face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mellowords]

The cut from the sushi deserts to Leon's peanut butter jelly banana crackers is hilarious

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

I was wondering why he was making pancake sushi. I thought they were mini pancakes.

[@driver9337]

What I love most about Larry David is his complete lack of shame. The man has absolutely NONE. LOL!!!!

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

JB Smooth is just one of the funniest people on the planet. Everything is so effortless for him.

[@newyorkukuleleschool1425]

Smoove!!!

[@BobbyL80123]

Leon has been lampin' for free at Larry's crib for years.

[@MrRetlav]

I can't stop looking at Larry's clean bald head..... The lighting on it is just..... Perfect....

[@newton2013]

Continuity Error (rare) 2:25 Larry pulls lens cloth from plastic and places the plastic on table twice.

[@emilianomacias1114]

jesus christ your right

[@lengmoua22]

Good catch!

[@GS-kj6ur]

Wow what a shitty show

[@YesImJoeKing]

@@GS-kj6ur I don't think you should rate the entirety of the show just based off of one scene transition error.

[@GS-kj6ur]

@@YesImJoeKing it was a joke

[@JamesWilliams-vo8ld]

Leon is Black Kramer

[@coronatheinebriator9891]

All Kramer ever wanted was the n word pass.

[@alexpacheco2632]

The sentence is like an oxymoron. just messing around guys I love Cosmo.

[@Be1smaht]

Kinda true except better. The eyes too

[@richardmayora1289]

Not at all, Kramer was funny.

[@SPLASHGOD575]

@@richardmayora1289 Kramer is a corny racist

[@M3Vader]

“Are you gaining?” Perfectly reasonable question

[@arjungutta7762]

on a first date no less

[@miamitten1123]

👍 gaining?

[@joshuadubbeld9814]

“I don’t know if you’re yoing up or yoing down. But you’re definitely yoing”.

[@foxhound13]

I was dying hearing this. I'm a yo-yo. Thanks Larry for giving me this lol.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

PRO TIP for you yo-yos, out there: NEVER buy pants that are too large, because they won't be (you'll grow to fit them). Stick to your pant size that fits, when you're skinny and it'll prevent you from eating too much. Obviously, don't ever wear anything with a stretchy waist, either... for the same damn reason. Also, weigh yourself every morning and write it down. You want that number on your mind, 24/7. Keep a log book, LOL.

[@ObiWanGinobiliTopFan]

"Oh my god" he says and just staring at her eating dessert 😂😂😂

[@johngullo9420]

Larry and Leon are both psychotic. And if they weren’t the show wouldn’t be funny. Pure genius.

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

What kind of fucking comment is this? Am I missing like a heavy layer of irony? Cuz it wouldn't be subtle irony if there is any

[@tehf00n]

That's like saying if you didn't comment the internet wouldn't be full of idiots.

[@Ally.Cat.252]

“Haha yeah! Look at that shit” lol it’s just a lense cleaner

[@genxx2724]

It’s a problem resolved.

[@raddastronaut]

Larry having hair one year and the next. 😂😂 He’s a Genius. If that pilot needs my weight to fly, he needs a new plane. NOW I GOTTA EAT MYSHIT WITH A SPOON! Leon is a genius. 😂😂

[@jonmann4980]

I love LDs commentary looking at those first two pics

[@BusinessandLifeMastery]

Larry David is the best comedy writer ever, period!!

[@kele7535]

I agree. But Tina Fey has a few good ones too. 😁

[@theoelliott5944]

"Now I gotta eat my sh*t with a spoon" 😂

[@ostreds]

"nothing more boring than that".....yep, that's Larry.

[@AttilatheThrilla]

“It’s like she ate herself!” 🤣🤣

[@JiveDadson]

Try to quit watching these clips, but the thumbnails get me every time.

[@MishkyGammy]

"Now I'm gonna eat my shit with a spooon" lmao

[@robertjensen1048]

Larry is the OLD version of Jerry Seinfeld. Recall how always looked for a way to blow up every relationship.

[@dofehino5444]

george

[@818SFV]

"I dont give my weight or my fucking height. Thats called a god damn description of a motherfucka." - Leon

[@abdullahgumel3936]

looooool I was waiting for Leon to give it a name

[@markkennedy9767]

I love how Leon is like a therapist for Larry.

[@rondobson1828]

Leon is always so goddamn funny

[@henvisch]

I find it fascinating how I feel like time passes me quicker every year and there are persons that say an event is a long time ago if it happened a year and a half ago.

[@PDippy7720]

I can’t like your comment enough, Robert-same thing with me. I literally had an argument the other day about whether five years is a long time ago.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

@@PDippy7720 Well, it depends on the context. If you're getting audited and they audited you 5 years ago... "WTF!?! They JUST audited me!" On the other hand, if the last time you went on a date was 5 years ago, that was a LONG #($*)_@ time ago.

[@ThePsycoDolphin]

How the hell does Larry, a bald 70 year with the personal manners of a brick, keep effortlessly dating these girls? It's almost inspiring...

[@paulritchie5868]

Eh..he’s worth about £750 million ..😁😁

[@franksbandi2869]

Above

[@philmedeiros2497]

Big wallet Fictional show

[@aaabbbccc985]

$$$

[@colinjava8447]

@@paulritchie5868 he's got good social skills though, that really helps, apparently

[@jjjuhg]

Beautiful actress and a good person

[@williammoseley17]

Megan still has it

[@goldbigeagle6772]

Larry: *on a first date* "Are you, gaining, are you gaining weight?"

[@bobsutton9725]

Larry looks like a mad scientist. Shouldnt really b judging

[@bobsutton9725]

@Will H you can lose weight. U cant fix that mug lol

[@tocraneandcrane]

Lmaoo

[@shannonallaround9490]

Larry is the funniest comedian on the planet to me 🤣🤣🤣

[@vince-qb6su]

You gotta take her yo yo ass to Mexico! Epic

[@mattc9364]

JB is such a nice contrast in characters.

[@MrMrh1958]

Leon is such a stylish dresser!😂

[@ellllllo77]

1:41 the way she looks and at the ice cream after she chomps on it is just about the most adorable thing i've ever seen

[@navskygupta5311]

Larr is really sharp and wise in choosing partners

[@HeathOverledger]

“Fuck you, Larry” 😤🤣🤣🤣

[@hvacgoat9451]

"Now I gotta eat this shit with a spoon!" Lololol!!!!!

[@ctdieselnut]

"Paddle boarding... yeah.... nothing more boring than that...." Lol

[@rhysrigley4594]

😂😂 the spoon line haha

[@maknavickas]

The fact that it doesn't even cross Leon's mind to throw it away or make new PB&J pancakes is so fucking funny.

[@KevinMcAssaler]

I love how Leon is still going to eat that

[@johnmancini4403]

Leon is a national treasure!

[@angelboychanman]

I don't know how much Larry David'sTV plots are true to Larry David's real life, but there's some sort of parallel with Kramer having full access to all of the possessions and food of the Jerry Seinfeld character on the "Seinfeld" show and Leon having full access to all of the possessions and food of the Larry David character on the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" show. Is it just an easy character to write or is the real LD a person with unassuming generosity? I'm not sure of what is known about the particulars of Larry David's personal life except for what show biz say about his personality, but nothing about his living arrangement. I just enjoy his shows and I only casually wonder about his real life.

[@kennethcarvalho3684]

It's like she ate herself... Hahahaha how do you come up with that...

[@alexterwilleger5580]

"Paddleboard, there's nothing more boring than that" -Larry David

[@mikemiller8975]

I need a friend like Leon. Think every1 needs a friend like Leon. He woda saved my ass huge in past

[@killajakez]

We all need a Leon in our life.

[@mkdisciple]

She was so hot in Grounded for Life too.

[@GammaRingHunter]

Correct

[@WilliamBonney-gl2qf]

Megyn Price is hot!!

[@AnonURnot]

“Fuck you Larry, now I gotta eat this shit with a spoon!”

[@brandon23471]

3:04 That's some funny shit lol

[@tomitstube]

damn, that green tea ice cream looked delicious. dated a girl who went on binge diets a couple times, strange thing was she didn't need to, she was already gorgeous and had a killer body. she wasn't anorexic or anything , she just got caught up in the "perfect look" crap.

[@jonmann4980]

Mine quit hers right before we started dating then got fat

[@_Eric._]

@@jonmann4980 I'm sorry for your loss. Everyone please a moment of silence for this brave man.

[@Javier-es9vp]

What’s the girl number. Looking for the perfect look crap

[@dangerzone9747]

@@jonmann4980 More cushion for the pushin

[@cygnustsp]

The show is still great

[@daniel.j9062]

LD It's like she ate herself lol 😆 😂 🤣

[@Mico8791]

You gotta love no filter Larry.

[@BloodoperaBlackvomit]

The best he let go.... wow. She's amazing.

[@BusStopProductions.]

Larry's, date is The Mom from Grounded for Life

[@CK-ky6ky]

Just listen to Leon in the back 😭, wow man.... Fuck 😂

[@DrBagPhD]

"Paddle-boarding, Yeah... Nothing more boring than that..." Larry absolutely does not give a fuck xD

[@dbproductions2767]

She is really cute.

[@studiomonster-c9l]

Wtf she is gross and unlikeable.

[@aimansuriaprakash2380]

@@studiomonster-c9l It's subjective.

[@the6ig6adwolf]

Would smash 👍

[@chrisguess4344]

@@studiomonster-c9l shes georgeous, only thing that kept grounded for life on air

[@otocan]

I know, I think she's the cutest of Larry's flings.

[@BaphometResurrexit]

I can totally relate... Been in that position before and well yeah... I had to end it

[@punkybrewstar83]

Lucky. If you hadn't of ended it, you wouldn't of been able to be with your partner now.

[@68PieceDrumKit]

It’s like she ate herself 🤣

[@mrstevens70]

Larry and his hang-ups.😅

[@aaabbbccc985]

Leon making jelly and banana h'orderves :)

[@milkwasabadchoice6969]

I forget if there is a yo-yo ma reference in this episode. I thought I remembered one, but I may be conflating it with the yo-yo ma reference from Frasier.

[@robertalexander9365]

There is.

[@Craig332]

all signs point to her yo-ing up lol!!

[@woodsy3495]

Just when you think you've seen Larry at his smallest......

[@josephyoudontneedtoknowmyl1836]

Ya know who else is a yo-yo? Yo Mama.

[@mxchic05]

Joseph Youdontneedtoknowmylastnameski 😂😂😂😂🤣

[@justincoleman3805]

Yo-Yo Ma.

[@aroundandround]

1:27 Is the waiter the same as the Japanese guy who does a deep authentic bow for spilling someone’s ice cream?

[@aroundandround]

1:47 That stare.

[@jessicantina]

He should have just had people write it down on the piece of paper in random places when they were all in one spot or something.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

"she ate this big dessert" it was 5 bites

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Leon is the best

[@gp7405]

The only dessert Larry eats are the black licorice from Bavaria

[@tchombre1992]

So I've only watched the clips, now I get why Larry keeps eyeing her down as she eats the M&M's on the airplane lmao

[@genxx2724]

Then she tore right into the mini bar at the resort.

[@williehaller5840]

Keep posting broheim

[@keithrickson8522]

I love how Leon doesn't say he won't eat it because LD mashed his dirty mitts all up in it, he's annoyed that he now has to eat it with a spoon.

[@anonimuso]

Megan Price is hawt.

[@396M21]

And only in larry's dreams!

[@11Stucat]

She was hot in the Ranch ( until she became a junkie... )

[@jorgetomas380]

Teri Polo's hawter

[@jcadriana9033]

“Are we on a first date or ....?”

[@onlybosslion9267]

Lol. We are all yo yo!

[@BippityBoppityBatman]

“Paddle boarding yeah nothing more boring than that”

[@bolo2393]

"yea, paddle boarding... What could be more boring"

[@kidoctulus01]

1:49 oh my god 😂

[@suzesiviter6083]

LOL, he makes me laugh more than Larry.

[@Jimbojoebob]

There’s a Larry in hilarious.

[@skeletonshorror5184]

She’s a f$&cking yo yo. 💀🔥

[@JJ-nj3pd]

I thought he was taking it trash ans he’s like “now I’m gonna eat my ___ with a spoon!” 🤣

[@RubenLopez-zl9os]

Leon: WOW MAN...FUCK....SHE'S A FUCKIN YO YO hahaha