Curb Your Enthusiasm: Today

[@AttySaulGoodmanEsq]

The spite channel is now open.

[@one.2622]

😂🤣🤣

[@penjamin1479]

Lmao

[@Garglicious]

You're a genius

[@masalamouth]

LOLOLOL

[@philesq9595]

_🎶Pum pum pum PAAAH PAAHDA...🎵_

[@nevermindshort3]

"I don't like your jacket". Cut to the journalist reporting outside the store, lol

[@bareminimumbrother3980]

Without his pocket square.

[@MishkyGammy]

"oh, is that so?"

[@Elmatador964]

He says it just like Elaine would

[@hoilst265]

And Jonah Hill, in full beard, without hairnets, slicing meat while bitching about finding a hair in his food next door.

[@one.2622]

@@bareminimumbrother3980 he still had it

[@mikeandrews9551]

Sean Penn, in this scene, especially as he shifts from serene and calm to angry and screaming 'shut up' to the bird, is amazing.

[@educateme8455]

Still a d9usch3bag

[@oolala53]

Come on, haven’t you ever been yelling at your kids and then gotten a phone call where you had to speak in a completely different tone of voice?

[@limeOjello]

As a bird owner, I can relate to him. They’re just missing the bird poo on his back.

[@juffurey]

what I love most is you know he's one of those actors who puts 100% into every role he plays. this is an improv show basically and to throw a serious actor like Sean Penn into it is hilarious to me

[@JD_Cool]

It's unreal how good an actor Sean Penn is. He sells this absurd parrot shop owner role as strongly as he would if it was an Oscar-caliber feature film.

[@Wellington-nl7vm]

Well he is one of the worlds best actors for a reason

[@LanaMyslyvetsPlanners]

In At Close Range he was soo good.@@Wellington-nl7vm

[@fc4660]

Love the notices round the counter too 😂

[@swardet1]

next time you think an actor is good, think about how absurd it is "to act." if you had days and days, sometimes weeks or months, to prepare to "act" like someone, and all the lines and mannerisms were written for you, could you "act" the part?

[@JD_Cool]

@@swardet1 I would hardly call any artist's talent "absurd." Your theory has been proven wrong for hundreds of years. Have you never observed godawful acting performances on movies, TV, theater, or even on a cruise ship play? Bad acting is EVERYWHERE, my friend.

[@mtamerlan]

Sean Penn part is just brilliant. What a genuinely great actor - convincing as hell.

[@StanHowse]

Because he's really a homeless, drug addict. Congrats, you've caught up with the life of Sean Penn.

[@michaelsrite822]

He's kind of a well-known asshole....

[@coryboy345]

He also has a face that is very punchable..... VERY

[@renees1021]

I enjoyed Sean yelling SHUT UP at the bird in the same breath he claimed to be calm. To be fair to Sean Penn, the only times I recall him being reported as a hot head was always when the paparazzi was in his face.

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

The sean penn bird talking back at the end was so great

[@marvdatboi]

ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism you are trash

[@fergyeward7914]

ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism they are all white and male

[@departmentofdate2263]

ProNorden Agrarian-Nationalism wtf...

[@Apudurangdinya]

It's like a kid saying "aaaggh"

[@ayewhaddupdoe]

@@ProNorden I'm sure you're a hit at parties.

[@kateorcher7059]

"He knew, he knew it was a mute bird."

[@deuteros]

He delivered that so well.

[@Me1le]

It might have been a Norwegian Blue pinging for the fjords. This was such a nice twist to the famous sketch.

[@showbizroxs]

"I was never a Zen personality" -Sean Penn Greatest understatement ever lol😂😂

[@lukenader]

.08 second later "SHUT UP!!!!"

[@maxheadrum6751]

He always had that old school 1930s boxer look !

[@adriamaral300]

That’s what makes him intense and great at what he does!

[@NormAppleton]

Sean's next role is in IRONWEED: THE MUSICAL

[@rock3tcatU233]

I love how Latte Larry's cup logo is slightly larger.

[@he-manworld6140]

The cup logo also looks like it says "UP"... as in, "UP yours".... lol

[@jennhoff03]

Yeah, all of them are.

[@lee48lee68]

ⵉⵜⵔⵓⵏⴰⵓⵜ -Larry’s scones are larger too.

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

@@lee48lee68 Those big scones have to accommodate for those big cups.

[@LMAODOODZ]

Hhaahhaha

[@jt92]

For a second there I thought I was actually watching a real news feature

[@ZazVocals]

Sean Penn is so good

[@vibes1602]

same i was like wtf i was so confused.

[@randomperson-gp8ph]

Its not real

[@jazzbo13]

@@randomperson-gp8ph I'm not so sure it isn't.

[@mikehall8036]

You were. This is the media in America today. Journalism at it's best unfortunately.

[@n0tk0sher]

I like Mila's watch store. The fact that she has the store, but can't fix watches and doesn't employ people to fix watches is somehow brilliant.

[@justinc2777]

how is that "somehow brilliant" ?

[@MHasnain2663]

Simp

[@TankDerek]

@@MHasnain2663 You do realize that he's complimenting the show's writers, not Mila, right?

[@MHasnain2663]

@@TankDerek oh yeah, ofcourse. I'm just messing around.

[@anuph.3806]

nahs she doesn't get it, u actually have to deliver so people will come to u, if u cant do the job, u fukced up.

[@daverage4729]

The idea of Sean Penn running an exotic bird store just tickled the hell out of me. Brilliant! Lol!

[@wendys390]

It scares me to death.

[@howard5992]

He's become very Zen !

[@drointhewind480]

a movie please lol

[@sherryberry007]

"He said no returns, I said bull shit." Lol, we've all been there.

[@blakerackley8874]

Sean Penn is so great, he always looks like he just woke up with a hangover.

[@rainlori]

"But the bird doesn't talk. It sorta grunts." 😂🤣😆

[@DevEastVan]

"Kawww!!" - SHADDDUP!!

[@breebw]

Yeah, lost my shit at that one. Hilarious.

[@khalilah1160]

'He knew it was a mute bird' 😁😁😁

[@slyasleep]

It's just pining for the fjords

[@uncleiroh4650]

Dev EastVan Very, very Zen

[@AnyoneCanSee]

"He knew, he knew it was a mute bird." So beautifully done.

[@ZazVocals]

“What started off as spite had now become a passion-project”. Best line

[@brophalope]

“It’s like my own tiny little human Oscar walking in here” 😭😭😭👏👏👏

[@paulfinkleman6775]

The look on LD's face when the interviewer says, "actually like I don't like that jacket" and Larry responds, "Oh. Is that so?" is absolutely brilliant comedy acting.

[@A_A_K_123]

and reminds me of Jason Alexander immediately

[@crazyblah867]

Actually, the next shot of the interviewer from outside the store kinda means that Larry kicked him out 🤣😂

[@TheBehm08]

So upper crust 😅

[@roothik]

Hmm I don't think that acting was particularly difficult, I don't think it's even good acting to be honest. A more subtle/less obvious reaction of annoyance would have been more fitting in my opinion.

[@PseudoAccurate]

@@roothik Agree. It would have been much funnier if he pretended to not be annoyed and then brought it back to the other guys jacket again with another criticism disguised as a helpful observation.

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot2568]

This is quickly shaping up as the best Curb season yet.

[@Shonuf023]

This is end of season

[@mudassirkamal5289]

It was the best season after the lukewarm season 9

[@Uhzewoopps]

Although t's the first last and only time I read this, it has gradually become the best comment yet

[@happydayz7857]

Seasons 4 and 6 are still my top two.

[@happydayz7857]

Shonuf023 lol good point.

[@nayr497]

Man...tough call between Hill and Penn right here! Both do an amazing job. GREAT cameos from them.

[@TheRogueSquid]

“Ding ding ding; Sean’s Exotic Birds. Put Ray right out of business” lol classic

[@bridawg24]

Sean has the birds nest hair. Perfect!

[@shooter7a]

Sean's timing...! Perfect. Hilarious.

[@LBos17]

when Mocha Joe said "nobody else is complaining" about the wobbly tables I died because like 4 different people had complained to him about them

[@dontplayitlikethatplayitli4558]

Just put your foot on it like everyone else does.

[@10Matic]

Sean Penn: "He knew it was a mute bird"...literally lost it over that line

[@andiidoode]

Reporter: I don't like your jacket Larry: "oh is that so?"

[@arthurcurry2003]

Then he’s right out of the store lol.

[@SuperSenis]

I absolutely love this direction that Curb has taken! Reminds me of Portlandia's silly sense of humor, but with the depth of consciousness from Larry David's mind.

[@jfjoubertquebec]

The quality of acting... I"ve seen this clip dozens of times.... brilliant

[@jorgenvonstrangle000]

Jonah's deli literally had me dying in laughter

[@Brian-ln1sz]

I hope u get better soon

[@jorgenvonstrangle000]

@@Brian-ln1sz i meant laugh wise lmao

[@EyeTunz]

Literally?? R.I.P.

[@Zorak9595]

@@jorgenvonstrangle000 Then you shouldn't have said "literally"

[@jorgenvonstrangle000]

@@Zorak9595 so sensitive

[@danilang3504]

I love how the spite stores are much bigger than the stores they're spiting 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@canadude6401]

Let's be honest, Sean Penn looks homeless to begin with. He'd be an excellent pet store proprietor

[@tippyandfriend]

because ... pet store proprietors are homeless??

[@PlayaP69]

He is stunningly gorgeous!

[@maxheadrum6751]

Let's be honest when you're worth 150 million dollars you could look any damn way you want

[@jorgenvonstrangle000]

or an UBER driver

[@FullCircqle]

His part was so funny! Couldn't have been better

[@MikeNaples]

Penn talking about his new Zen and inner peace then screaming at that Toucan is hilarious.

[@hball6695]

seems like we lost the "inner peace" for a moment or two...laugh-out-loud funny!

[@Kevin_Kennelly]

SHUT UP!!!

[@danielfox3003]

The best

[@Area51AlphaZulu]

What's left for me in Hollywood? What, win some award or something, ya know? Any time I see a customer walk in here that used to go to Irv's, it's like my own tiny little human Oscar walking in here. 😆😆 Pure Jonah Hill.

[@apurugganan]

*Three dollars?* was the cherry on top :)

[@ss11111ss]

we all watched the same video why did u type the whole thing

[@rhov1422]

s english is not my first language, so comments like this actually help me understand the video better. So I found them quite useful.

[@squiremuldoon5462]

@@ss11111ss There is something about reading dialogue as appose to just hearing that just makes it schitck.

[@DamnAdriane]

s because it’s funny. I like when people do that for the best hits. Who are you the comment hall monitor?

[@anthonymorgan6255]

Sean starts off with the set up for the Pythons parrot sketch. Brilliant.

[@tigergreg8]

Oh my gosh, when Sean yelled out 'Shut Up" I totally lost it. I laughed so hard I now have tears in my eyes. That was perfect.

[@drointhewind480]

I didnt know he was funny, does he have any comedy roles?

[@emanueleg.4651]

This is pure comedy genius. The nod to Monty Python is the cherry on the cake. THANK YOU Larry

[@jamescrosby100]

Let’s take a moment to realize it is not easy to be comedic without acting goofy and over top. Sean Penn is a talent

[@geordiejones5618]

This just shows how chaotic the world would be if most people acted like Larry

[@Isleofskye]

Howay The Lads !

[@Alfa-yk2qh]

Perfect world

[@michaeljabronis7271]

@@Alfa-yk2qh i wouldnt say perfect, but it would be pretty preeetyyyy preeeeetyyy cool :P

[@jeffshadow2407]

Slightly chaotic but far more truthful.

[@jjhbball]

It’s like when Seinfeld tried to return a shirt out of spite. “Sorry sir, spite isn’t a valid return reason in our store policy.”

[@centigradz2centigradz289]

I love the interviewer Josh. Always reminds me of crime investigations. His voice is so interesting. Even the tone of his voice. Amazing. I love that they chose him.

[@893263007]

Agree. They just don't report with that kind of class anymore

[@ChloeCostas-rm2tg]

Love Josh's voice. Love when he is the Dateline narrator.

[@sammckinlay9364]

Is it me or does Curb Your Enthusiasm get better every season?! 🤣

[@nickcurran3105]

Spite Store. Hilarious. Sean Penn is fantastic.

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot2568]

I watched this clip twice tonight. I had to come back and watch it a third time.

[@Loosehead]

So...you watched this clip three times tonight. Ohhhkaayy.

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot2568]

@@Loosehead Good, you can count. I was a little worried.

[@fulldump9834]

Big Dave yolo

[@TerapiaCarrillo]

i love that sean penn is such a good actor that even in this silly thing he transmits lots of emotion

[@Yahgiggle]

This is gold, only larry david could come up with this epic comedy

[@adriamaral300]

Can you imagine if we all had investment money laying around to open a “spite store” next door to the antagonizing store in question? I mean the banter would never end…. Dee’s Deli: Today Tuna on Rye $6.00 Across the street …… Drakes Deli: Today Tuna on Rye with a Dill Pickle $5.50

[@TheGoodfella2012]

"he knew, he knew it was a mute bird" LOL

[@FluxFreeman]

I love how the "Today" camera shots look extra-crisp, like they really used a different lens or something

[@BusyBasaz]

I too would open a spite store if I had the money. More importantly, the bird at 3:50 is one of the most beautiful birds I've ever seen.

[@HeatherHotcakes]

Hilarious! I also noticed that the pocket square was out of place. Larry is always right.

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

And English dandy....😆

[@bobxyzp]

The reporter was right too, though. Larry’s jacket wasn’t great.

[@interstellarbeatteller9306]

"I was wronged, I was mistreated" - *Larry David*

[@interstellarbeatteller9306]

@@benisrood Mocha Joe has had a personal vendetta against Larry for many years. It goes back to when he expected a tip from Larry in a clearly non-tipping situation. Mocha Joe is a tyrant and Larry is the only one to stand up to this cruel oppressor!

[@interstellarbeatteller9306]

@@benisrood haha I think Mocha Joe has deep-seeded issues with bald people #Baldist

[@interstellarbeatteller9306]

@@benisrood That bald by choice cop was never going to take him seriously....he's not afflicted like Larry is

[@dharmabeachbum6330]

This was done so well. Great acting all the way around and so d**n funny.

[@brianjanson3498]

"And I'm on a kinda slow burn not knowing quite what to do, and then Larry opens up the coffee place and it was like ding, ding, ding...." LOL

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Omg Jonah hill was freaking hilarious

[@livelife365]

Sean Penn: "I'm very Zen now...SHUT UP!!!!"

[@shelocsher2396]

“..it’s like own tiny little Oscar walking in here” 😂

[@ericheine2414]

I was walking through Goodman's hardware store in Mill Valley California. Sean Penn came up the electrical aisle I was traveling down with a basket full of goodies. I recognize him and I said "Hey man" and he responded "Hey man." At that moment I recognized him as a guy just trying to get through life. Man he was so convincing. Just another guy getting what he needs to make life work. He really gets it.

[@sufirodger]

This season has restored my faith. I was worried with the last season that this has become a poorly produced money grab, but this season has produced excellence. The John Hamm episode is easily in my top 5

[@jpbroadwater]

I was like 'Ding, ding, ding'... Sean's Exotic Birds! LOL

[@NevadaBoss]

Sean's brilliant comedic talents have always been vastly underrated....brilliant stuff...#SpicolliRules

[@jonathancineus6424]

This man in the camel jacket passes the reporter twice... Here -> 0:19 And here -> 0:25

[@anunnakimenagerie]

fake news

[@bernieweber4663]

He gets around.

[@thesweetprince]

“…and I’m on a kinda slow burn…” Seans bit is hilarious

[@glennarcher6]

"Ohh is that so" Almost cried🤣

[@CRFSUIGENERIS]

This is so delightful and petty. Comedic gold.

[@karlhungus5554]

Clips from the greatest television series featured here on the greatest KZbin channel.

[@jonmann4980]

I love that “there’s a deli that disrespected me that I’m lookin at taking out”

[@lucasanderson8228]

Spite has always been the best reason to do anything

[@ShimodaDesigns]

The season that never stops giving :)

[@theena]

3:34 is what happens when a Monty Python sketch idea takes Larry David steroids.

[@jcastanza]

ROFL!! “He knew... he knew it was a mute bird” I don’t know how they got Sean Penn to do this but he was the best part!!!

[@Gallusinsky]

That Toucan clapping back at Sean always get me 😂

[@yodakbarrabucci2582]

Such a superb ensemble cast. Great episode. Larry cracks me the eff up.

[@user-cj4hk8lr1v]

If a guest complaint about a wobbling table in my restaurant we threw ourselves on the floor and fix it. I love Larry, he's a genius 😂

[@brianb3842]

When it went to Sean penn. I could smell that pet shop smell thru my phone

[@karebear848]

This is BEYOND amazing! Hilarious

[@FixFilmsLtd]

Loved Season 10 and the whole spite store concept was pure comedy gold!

[@Fionafio]

LD is a genius...😂😂😂😂🙌

[@melodiefrances3898]

"My scones ARE like muffins." Lol!!!

[@yo-ho8kw]

Patiently waiting for the rest of the season to be uploaded

[@nickebeling7972]

I never thought sean penn could make me laugh like that.

[@alexbrettw]

Watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[@lewiscarter1229]

I was so glad to see Jonah Hill on Curb.

[@gregbradshaw7220]

Lewis Carter I hate lookin at him

[@lewiscarter1229]

Greg Bradshaw that’s cool bro

[@theonlyantony]

This happened in Kingham, in the UK with a pub -----the Wild Rabbit - Daylesford’s spite pub

[@reflection8578]

Larry sounded like Jerry when he said oh is that so

[@gusfalk]

I loved that comment, also the facial expression where he realized he did get offended

[@SJ-ni6iy]

He reminds me of Jerry because he looks like he is getting ready to laugh sometimes. I love it.

[@dalewolfe3120]

He kinda sounded like George.

[@Soulflowz]

Larry my guy .. does it every time

[@WalterLiddy]

"Oh, is that so?"

[@kevinmcnamara2082]

Sean penn made me spit beer when he yelled at the bird😂😂

[@TheStephanie926]

This was genius !!! So hilarious

[@tinyninja4]

The hidden gem in this clip is that Jonah refers to people being 'tiny' Oscars despite the award being the size of a water bottle. Just a nice touch to these personas that shows that the small business spite stores haven't stopped them from being big shot, out of touch celebrities with superiority complexes.

[@emiliogarcia7590]

It’s not that deep bro I promise you😭😭

[@ctdieselnut]

The little squawk the bird does after sean penn yells 'shut up!' cracks me up.

[@odinsmeadhorn196]

"Because he knew... he knew it was a mute bird." I'm putting this one in the 'things I say in public when I know people can hear me,' file.

[@jacobrobertson2906]

Penn yelling SHUT UP at that bird is the best!

[@MikeNaples]

Yeah even with his newfound Zen, he could explode at any second. Freaking hilarious.

[@michaelfromaustin]

OMG I was praying it would be Sean Penn when they said the name of the store.

[@bertraminc9412]

Ahhhhahahahahahaha! Holy shit, I’ve never laughed so hard! “Shut appp!” LMFAO!

[@maahadyare]

For a second I thought I was watching Today and Larry was been MeToo'd.

[@richhard2723]

I thought it was real too, like when this guy uploads behind the scenes stuff

[@Boredman567]

Funnily enough, this season starts out with Larry getting MeToo'd by his assistant.

[@gaylperez194]

So true to life. There's a Dunkin Donuts and a Starbucks right next to each other in my neighborhood.

[@brandonpolansky9724]

If that’s the case I’m gonna open up a restaurant in Delray Beach RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO Boston’s on the Beach!!!

[@1crzflyer]

so funny... curb has been my favorite comedy for years... David is a genius.

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY

[@omcorc]

“I’m on a kind of slow burn, not knowing what to do.” 😂 Been there, man. Been there. A lot.

[@makeit7579]

When Sean gives you the bird ; you take it and say "thank you."

[@andrewmichael7716]

"Bullshit. He knew. He knew it was a mute bird."

[@backyardadvocate9377]

Seeing Penn was such a surprise. In the bird store ! With what looked to be a head set up like a nest for an exotic macaw, made me laugh so hard the guests woke thinking there was a home invasion.😎 Great cameos, LD!