Curb Your Kung Fu

Master Ma Baoguo uses his Traditional Kung Fu on an amateur MMA fighter
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curb your martial arts
curb your mma
curb your fighting
curb your chinese kung fu
curb your karate
curb your tai chi
curb your mabaoguo

[@ambergris9359]

Well, the kung fu guy was right about "receive, consume, hit" Receive opponent attack. Consume the damage. Hit the ground.

[@Amcor09]

I laughed way harder than I should have done at this comment.

[@dabi8768]

genius

[@vermegi]

Lol

[@neerajdatta2248]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@Br3nCis]

@@Amcor09 hhahahahaah Same here men! dang, strong comment men ahhahaha

[@idioticgenius5099]

His technique was to make his opponent feel so bad for him that he'd stop fighting

[@Gotchism4Life]

"You stopped? Haha that's a forfeit!"

[@mostpassiveuser8904]

That's my technique.

[@Gotchism4Life]

@@mostpassiveuser8904 The two sweetest words in the English language...For...Feit!

[@crazeddevill2225]

Why he wearing Chinese nike loafers

[@narcssius]

psycholigical warfare

[@MrCyKaOWN]

When he was called out from having a staged fight with Peter Irving he responded by saying “If the fight wasnt staged , I would have killed Peter Irving” Lmao

[@FlamingAttachan]

if the punch is money he would be a billionaire

[@chrizze6542]

wait, did he just say it is scripted?

[@crowx5818]

@@chrizze6542 He said the demonstration fight against Peter Irving was fake, not the beatdown he got from Xu Xiaodong, thoguh I wouldnt be surprised if he wanted to claim that was faked as well in order to save face.

[@criptik5208]

@@FlamingAttachan who do you mean by he

[@samellington8804]

@@crowx5818 bro after those hits nothing is saving that face 🤣🤣🤣

[@fabianrakawijaya3950]

Damn, the kungfu was so fast...he fell asleep before the enemy

[@mikemeyers7328]

He time traveled too far and went straight to bed

[@Sv63s]

He went full nate robinson

[@commercialtowingsolutions]

the kungfu was so fast he fell asleep...uhm...okay...this post makes a 100% sense

[@clankboss827]

@@commercialtowingsolutions he tired himself out immediately how fast his kung fu was(to clarify)

[@hermanpops]

@@commercialtowingsolutions This joke is not for noobs so it's understandable if you didn't get it

[@vincentsun886]

This is a Forbidden technique, if you ask. This is called Pok Gai, where you basically use your face to hit your enemy's fist to send the deadly Chi into your enemy. They will become weaker after 60 years and die usually after 100 years.

[@helloimnothing7954]

That sounds more like a curse than a technique.

[@Lo-tf6qt]

Only cantonese speakers will get this XD

[@FCMLPRO]

lmao chinese bad word

[@reliableknuckle9071]

@@Lo-tf6qt it's fall down?

[@cnash5647]

@@reliableknuckle9071 Yeah, trip and fall

[@omarc8768]

"Everyone has a Tyson until they're punched in the plan." - Mike face

[@rushikeshshinde0_0]

Everyone has until in the punched a plan they're in the Mike. - Tyson Plan

[@sol5879]

@@rushikeshshinde0_0 love you two xD

[@rushikeshshinde0_0]

@@sol5879 same wish the i say could Dx

[@kjb6637]

Everyone plan a Mike until they’re in the face has - Punched Tyson

[@SahtxHDx]

"Everyone has a Mike punched until they´re in the Tyson." - Face Plan

[@fallingbed1]

Dude went 1. I 2. / 3. __

[@wizarddaddy47]

Ancient technique: "Petal Falls"

[@Goku-km2lk]

Standing Inclining sleeping

[@justamanofculture12]

........

[@S1D3_1]

E

[@darkin1484]

4. F

[@KM-op6gj]

The old man thought Crouching tiger, Hidden dragon was a documentary

[@bait5257]

Bruh

[@kitsunetsukiman908]

From the Rap battle hahahaha 🤣😂😂

[@theactualtruth4951]

He rewatched it in the hospital trying to figure out what he did wrong

[@ola1847]

Hahahhaha

[@orcokiwo6703]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

[@Nunyabizn3ss]

He effortlessly redirected his opponent’s energy into the ground, via his face.

[@mastermind8348]

Deserves more likes

[@yt-sh]

via his face lol

[@mr.personhumanson6871]

Kung Fu master was so bored of his opponent that he fell asleep

[@fardinhaque5167]

LMFAO XD

[@apangse9026]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@KillShot-ln6mn]

Bruhhh 😂 😂 😂

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

Legends say that he's just defeated the fighter in his dreams.

[@madotee]

Helvius Cecia in real life

[@gustafbstrom]

To his credit, he actually believed in it enough to take the fight instead of chickening out when the challenge reached his doorstep.

[@bdeamon1]

self delusion isn't a credit to anyone

[@wakandaforever8597]

@@bdeamon1 chunnibyo but old people

[@4DeMS]

Yup. That looks like victory right there..

[@ruffianrocco8791]

I heard the MMA fighter actually disappeared after this

[@KityKatKiller]

@@bdeamon1 It definetley isn't. But to me it's a lot more excusable than intentional lying for profit. Intent matters.

[@superchargedpetrolhead]

tbh he did receive and consume, he just needs to learn to hit.

[@TheRamiro234]

He did 'hit' the ground though😶😶

[@l_sx8722]

Actually "consume" here also have the meaning of "neutralizing", so he didn't even do the second part, he is the master of receive

[@deadpirate625]

@@l_sx8722 no i think "consume" meaning "eating a chop chop fried yinjing", so after receiving a hit, he should get going to nearby food restaurant to order the forbidden chop chop fried yinjing menu. some said that only the kungfu jesus is capable to attain this level of chi principle.

[@Zenith07]

And to take a hit

[@ruqizhang236]

As a chinese person I can confirm that this fight was the major laughing stock on the internet in China for a long time.

[@tehf00n]

it's a shame some kung fu practitioners stay true to tradition and refuse to adapt. There are plenty of kung fu fighters who train other arts to combine for MMA successfully.

[@anpham605]

@@tehf00n I think the UFc fighter Zabit Magomedsharipov also trained Kungfu. He is very stylish in his matches.

[@utkarsh2746]

What's the difference between modern Wushu Sanda/ Sandshaou and Kung fu? Outside China it is mostly considered the same but then Sanda has a much more practical system.

[@renerwa]

f bruh

[@biteme9505]

and thats why the government made sure Xu Xiaodong's whole life became horrible.

[@KitchenDog03]

His footwork technique was “child scooting feet over new carpet”..whatever that is in Mandarin

[@northgambit]

I burst out aughing for that one.

[@walbo69er]

Underrated comment i genuinely laughed out loud.

[@bobuscesar2534]

Maybe he should have started by bringing reasonable footwear to the fight instead of whatever he was wearing. That's like bringing rectangular tires to a car race.

[@mksland3884]

Thanks for the funny comment.

[@buyerofsorts]

hahahah! :)

[@ima4248]

I love how the fighter literally did the same slow half-assed haymaker three times in a row and knocked him down EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@StevenZephyc]

Because that "fighter" is a 50 years old MMA hobbyist, not even a actual fighter lol

[@ima4248]

@@StevenZephyc that doesn't improve the master's position lmao

[@nyxunderhill6437]

@@StevenZephyc interesting take cuz imma bet money theyed beat you

[@zurielschubert9410]

@@ima4248 I think that that was his point. Kung Fu Masters can't even beat a hobbyist let alone an actual fighter. I bet my dad can beat this Kung Fu Master because he practiced Silat Brunei back in the day. I don't know if that Silat is as fake but at least I've actually seen him gave a mugger a beatdown.

[@ima4248]

@@zurielschubert9410 yeah I had made out that he was reinforcing my point lol Also, Silat is sick as Hell

[@nileshdarunde]

He's not lost it's is a forbidden technique called - Sleeping Tiger.

[@apraew20]

😆😆

[@BlackMamba-io8zr]

I'm done😂

[@DBT1007]

Sooo... He will wake up after somekind of economic crisis, eh? XD

[@sleepymartyr]

Lol funny

[@nobodyknows7671]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@reza1219]

I see where he made a crucial mistake....when he 'recieved and consumed' the punches with his face lol

[@Ak-pr1wg]

Nice one. Clever

[@memolano100]

Lol this is too funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@jmoa5758]

Yeah I remember watching documentary on Bruce Lee and he hated that shit. Which is why they call him the grandfather of MMA.

[@dragontyrant5607]

You killed me

[@kingtime9269]

Lol

[@stuff12341]

"You may fool others, but never fool yourself" -sun Tzu, probably.

[@Fuckinwithya]

"you just got knocked the f*** out" - Smokey- FRIDAY

[@cyberdiver7076]

I'm gae -Issac Newton

[@mbashasyed]

The probably at the end got me, not gonna lie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ug1dh1zy4v]

@@mbashasyed A "probably" works in many situations. The applications of "probably" are endless. *Teacher* : _Did_ _you_ _STUDY_ , _sufficiently_ , _for_ _the_ _quiz_ *?* *Me* : *Yes* ... *Probably* *Mom* : _You_ _washed_ _your_ _hands_ _before_ _dinner_ *?* *Me* : *Probably* , *yea*

[@mbashasyed]

@@user-ug1dh1zy4v yeah probably

[@Marcus-ty3pi]

The real reason the old man wears pyjamas is so that he could rest comfortably when he gets knocked out...

[@michaelsierra9]

😀🤣😂

[@rameezsuleman5543]

AGAHAAHAHAHAH

[@loveyourself.8870]

We need more likes

[@justamanofculture12]

Big brain comment

[@hkma.j4022]

XperienceS

[@Plasticpaddy88]

That is the most satisfying curb yet thank you so much

[@jbbolts]

i guess you havent seen that tv guy spit at the girl in the car... or the rap murderer... those are right up there if not better

[@jajan.murahASMR4K]

Congratulations you achieved 666 like satan to you

[@youtubejunkie4174]

Totally agree

[@edwardbarraza4848]

The mma guy is in communist prison for exposing guys like this

[@aziznurashidiq1264]

@@edwardbarraza4848 why tf they do that? the mma guy is the good guy right?

[@libatako]

“Peter Irving, how much did you get paid?” Peter Irving: Yes

[@SangerZonvolt]

Someone else said that Irving was told they were filming for a commercial. Which I guess was technically true, as it was basically an add for the Kung Fu school, but I would assume he wasnt told that detail.

[@discipleofkhorne9472]

@@SangerZonvolt Yeah he just assumed it was a vanity project for this old guy, he didn't think it would be used in the way it was.

[@kirika119]

I respect the fact that he didn’t quit after the first two punches to the face

[@xzenitramx666]

He was believing his own lies and he complain to the ref that his oponent was cheating

[@PleasantlyDisturbing]

It's called shock....same as chicken walkin around when the head is cut off

[@kirika119]

@Nero Mauritzen if his skill is taking punches to the face than I’m sorry but he’s a pro

[@kirika119]

@Nero Mauritzen I was making a joke on how his skill should be taking a punch to the face XD btw how are you doing today? Don’t forget to drink more water

[@affif330]

@@kirika119 damn i hate it when someone just awkwardly changes the mood all of a sudden between a really aggressive moment dont u? it just feels weird to talk to the person in a really calm and friendly manner just after trying to fight.....logic makes awkward situations

[@greenblackswerl]

This is what happens when you train for 60 years but never actually fight anyone

[@kxDeveloper]

Nah lol he didn't train shit. That's fake Kung Fu that he created himself. He is seen as a joke amongst Chinese community.

[@gtoyadhatagyab8013]

Dude I'm not even sure if he ever trained for more than 60 seconds tbh... 😅

[@khabibnurmagomedov7713]

He looks pretty young.

[@greenblackswerl]

@@khabibnurmagomedov7713 lol the dude who got his ass kicked? Def not young

[@khabibnurmagomedov7713]

@@greenblackswerl no sheeeet, just making a joke

[@ellol8647]

Ah yes, bullshido, the art of catching punches using your face. A true display of the pinnacle of martial arts.

[@Henrex]

What great kung fu technique that is. He can catch punches using his face

[@freyalunar3633]

it's Rocky Balboa style

[@noob_ko_peloman1519]

@@freyalunar3633 Mcgregor style.

[@esmong1908]

xiao li technique

[@haimuinewme8907]

😂😂

[@POTUS-ob5yb]

Wahahahaha kung flu!

[@poiz921]

"This is Wimp Lo. We trained him wrong. As a joke."

[@Deathslayer296]

“You go that way! I’ll go home!”

[@atomic_wait]

@A. C. Marcus 'Face to fist style, how you like it?'

[@boxtank5288]

@@atomic_wait "I am sure on some planet, your style is impressive, problem is: This is Earth.

[@atomic_wait]

So many people of culture in this thread. My heart swells with pride.

[@r.m.m.1333]

"That'll be four bucks, baby! Do you want fries with that?!"

[@jameslyons6655]

Imagine trying to learn swimming from an instructor who has never been in the pool who also learned from someone who had never been in the pool. That is the current state of most Kung fu unfortunately.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

*Fake Kung Fu. Real Martial Arts are doing a piss poor job of presenting itself, so we have these asshats waving their hands around like they're magicians as the face of Kung Fu.

[@intothew1ld2]

@@magosexploratoradeon6409 i like the way you put it, personally i’ve only ever trained kung fu and a bit of boxing during my younger years and i find a lot of martial arts is fluff not because it’s practical but because it sets you up for performing a technique in unideal circumstances and still doing it well. These fakers/tai chi “grandmasters” don’t understand the basics of martial arts nor that things like kung fu and tai chi aren’t an end all say all. Hence why MMA is so effective.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@intothew1ld2 Nowadays they focus more on the Art part, that being they're mostly developed to be performed rather than in combat, that's why MMA is better in that regard. However that does not diminish the amount of bodily control actual masters have, because they can absolutely display insane level of skills. I just wish it's more prevalent than whatever the hell 6th grade slapping these fake Kung-Fu garbage.

[@intothew1ld2]

@@magosexploratoradeon6409 100% agreed,I think martial arts genuinely can be a great way to have bodily control and it's strange to see what was an art of war become nothing more than a common "toy" in regard to practicality.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@intothew1ld2 Tbh it's mainly because they no are no longer needed for the most part, though yes there is a merit in learning how to fight but for the majority of the time wars are fought with guns and not soldiers fighting with their fists or melee weapons. I think it's interesting how instruments of war when no longer needed adapted to become forms of art, it's poetic in a way.

[@satzdude]

Plan : Recieve, Consume, Hit Reality : Recieve, Consume, die.

[@keshavsharma20026]

🤣🤣

[@Aniket_dope]

Best comment this far

[@michaelsierra9]

Lmfao!

[@arvin6606]

Recieve, consume, get hit

[@justneedaname]

Well I mean he did “receive, consume and took al the hit” imma right?

[@williamdavis5711]

They called it early he was about to remember his friend's sacrifice and transform

[@Space_Ghost_Hunter]

Underrated comment

[@jong-jongspeaks4224]

Transform into what?

[@Space_Ghost_Hunter]

@@jong-jongspeaks4224 A bucket of water

[@rezaulkarimsunny2215]

Nah that's japanese anime he is chinese

[@arandomguy9518]

@@rezaulkarimsunny2215 a bucket of ... 水?

[@sonalidutt7704]

His reflexes were pretty good though, he blocked every single punch with his face.

[@billbill6094]

In case you're wondering, the MMA fighter in the video the "master" uses as proof thought that they were filming a commercial/scene. In no way did he try to actually back up his claims.

[@titan133760]

He most likely was lied to

[@DmmyV]

@@titan133760 a while ago but yes he was, im pretty sure he just thought it was a strange commision because if i remember correctly he said something like he was told to just fight oddly, he wasn't told what the footage would be used for

[@longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083]

The key to successful kung fu must be to go into meditation mid-fight

[@jrbcodes]

Master Yi approves

[@mitfreude]

"Empty your mind in order to fill it again." -Bruce Lee "Consume and Hit." -Taichi Master

[@thepowerlies]

@Dominatrix in Distress I see that you don't have a life as well

[@nielfollero5]

@@thepowerlies League is life

[@maxliu2587]

As a Chinese I can tell you that he is the greatest meme in China at the time

[@helloimnothing7954]

I didn't know Rick Astley was Chinese.

[@yangleezhao5847]

KZbin is banned in china, no democracy to have it... luckily I use vpn.

[@guymanperson1]

Were there actually many traditional practitioners that were surprised? Were his students actually shocked?

[@rimurutempest4945]

@@guymanperson1 the practitioners are probably super deluded after years of people thinking they’re some mystical master, so he definitely got a reality check. The students are definitely baffled, since a lot of them actually believe their master is that mystical master.

[@P.C_bug]

Wait you have youtube ?

[@HellFire26]

that man became a meme in Chinese social media real quick

[@ishzarkklyon9590]

Until he was deplatformed, fined and chastised and his best friend made to disappear

[@3coldcapricorn227]

@@ishzarkklyon9590 this the fighter who got screwed over repeatedly aye? Fuckin awful story

[@steamwallet52]

do people in china have access in internet? i though internet was banned by Winnie the Pooh

[@cbicommentbureauofinternet5290]

@@steamwallet52 atleast better than Biden

[@SupbarXD]

@@steamwallet52 We use VPN. It's not restricted that badly , actually. Contrary to what western media reports.

[@electromorphous]

He is the protagonist with the power of friendship on his side

[@mullm5375]

Iron face technique when used by a skilled master can be used to defend even the most skillful attacks. Unfortunately this has never been successfully captured on camera you’ll just have to take my word for it.

[@1204murph]

Oh no! This guy knew the one punch his Kung Fu could not defend, a straight right to the face! 😂

[@21area21]

I think that was a cross my guy.

[@ruger51995]

@@21area21 wgaf

[@chrisquinn3377]

I train kung fu and when you train for fighting you do a completely different style call san da which is essentially kickboxing with takedowns

[@trevbarlow9719]

Wait, I thought that Kung Fu was supposed to specialize in straight, centerline thrusts.

[@chrisquinn3377]

@Khony El Eagle Fermagomedson well you see we have a lot of form and weapon training, then the flighting training switches to sanda which is just kickboxing with takedowns and minimal grappling so it is like a half baked mma style

[@austinhall3937]

"Why didn't you dodge?" "What are you talking about? Did you see any get past my face?"

[@andrejohnson6731]

He actually complained to the ref: "He is not telegraphing his punches, that’s against the rules"

[@punderlord]

@Jose DIAZ ARZE telegraphing means you're giving away when you're going to punch based on your movements, aka "sending a telegram" to your opponent.

[@RK-bj8ho]

@Jose DIAZ ARZE give advance notice

[@punderlord]

@Noname Nolife basically, yes

[@fardinhaque5167]

@Jose DIAZ ARZE so basically if u and I are fighting and I am taking big swings at u in a way where u can clearly see that I am about to punch u, and its basically punching in a way that the enemy can see ur punches. It's rly disadvantageous in a fight ( this is basically what I understand about "telegraphing punches", I used to learn kick-boxing and I have heard the term there a bunch of times.

[@vsilewar58]

Maybe he expected a slow motion activation like in Zelda Breath of the Wild

[@tt6368]

Many of you might not realize even before this event, this Kung Fu guy has already become a national joke in China. He desperately needed to prove himself hence the fight.

[@bluecat6902]

I need to ask, has china started to have a diffrent perception to traditional martial arts? i mean with xu xiaodong and others beating older martial arts

[@covidmakesmoney866]

@@bluecat6902 chinese martial arts is just for exercise to begin with, they are not for real battle in the first place

[@phyokyawkhaing2251]

@@bluecat6902 For the younger generation, 99% know it's bullshit. It's just the older generation that sees it as a legitimate fighting style.

[@gourdguru]

@@covidmakesmoney866 not necessarily true. depending on the style some are more combat effective then others, remember some of the different kung fu styles were formed by soldiers/generals, others were made as chi gong exercise for ascetic monks, etc. then came wushu, which only further watered down the issue. but after the communists took over, a lot of martial arts masters left china for taiwan, southeast asia, europe and america. while this guy is clearly a hack, and i can't speak to "Xing yi Tai chi Quan"(i know xing yi and tai chi are sort of "sister" styles), i've seen practitioners of "Xing yi Quan" actually manage quite well. also, because this guy is a hack to begin with he never managed to get where he needed to be. Xingyi generally is a very tight/close style that specializes in powerful/penetrating strikes from within short/grapple distance. as you can see from the footage, this guy was never that close without having a knuckle between his teeth.

[@blackatom4957]

It's like when a weeb thinks he has learned kung-fu from animes and is now ready to face the bully.

[@auniquehandle]

facing the bully is actually easy. Just take a knife and stab the shit out of him

[@undeaddave9671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@italiansoldierfromww2460]

Wouldn't karate make more sense seeing as Kung Fu is Chinese?

[@italiansoldierfromww2460]

@@auniquehandle bruh

[@blackatom4957]

@@italiansoldierfromww2460 But there are many kung fu Animes

[@ultimanecat3091]

He skillfully blocked the punches with his face, the sign of a true Master

[@ganesha513]

🤣🤣🤣👌✌

[@Nin9211]

When you use all your attribute points on... "receiving"

[@rameezsuleman5543]

AHAHAHHA

[@jong-jongspeaks4224]

No armor/defense whatsoever.

[@BlackMamba-io8zr]

😂😂

[@mastermind8348]

Lol gamers will get this By d way I HV never seen d option of receiving in any game😂 It's time for developers to add a new feature

[@Nin9211]

@@mastermind8348 wonder how would it work..lol

[@runt6532]

Watching a fraud get his ass kicked is just the best thing ever

[@l0remipsum991]

"Martial arts are essentially moves that look cool."

[@kojoydesu4107]

OPM

[@prakharmishra5583]

sit amet

[@notan3144]

An odd take considering MMA is literally Mixed Martial Arts.

[@kojoydesu4107]

@@notan3144 is it rude to say MMA are basiclly Brawl?

[@andlol2558]

He's not real Martial Artist he is just some fake dude that claims he know Kung Fu

[@rajasimanta]

When you're so good that you have to pretend to die just to spare the opponent's life

[@santinodalfonso]

"I'm bleeding..making me the victor."

[@jeffersonjjohnson]

I understood that reference

[@arronyt7452]

what is the reference, let me know

[@santinodalfonso]

@@arronyt7452 I was quoting a character from a parody kung fu movie. Wimp Lo from Kung Pow Enter the Fist. He was trained by his master to think getting his ass kicked was a martial arts technique. As a joke.

[@marfon7618]

Not fare the MMA guy had his right toe up and his left toe down - nullifying the grandmaster's attack. 🤣🤣

[@kenanozer7019]

that just helps against chi attacks bro

[@drankurbaruah]

😂😂😂

[@yellowsaturn2873]

I see fair match nothing's wrong

[@vzgsxr]

I was waiting for this comment..😂😂😂

[@johndias631]

*grandfather

[@FatherDaddyy]

Every "kung fu" master: "I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

[@FatherDaddyy]

@Nero Mauritzen riiight my bad my dude

[@xcutionunknown9634]

Nice... isn't that a reference to Kung Pow?

[@FatherDaddyy]

@@xcutionunknown9634 you got that right baby

[@xcutionunknown9634]

@@FatherDaddyy Hell yeah, good reference.

[@denisb1223]

This guy literally learned how to send his own soul to the shadow realm .

[@MrHandsomeboynow]

For a tai chi master, one punch did a lot of damage to his balance. Two left his balance in shambles. And the third got him calling Gracie Jiu Jitsu hotlines.

[@warchela]

When reality hits you like a punch in the face

[@islandsunset]

Imagine the horror in his students eyes.

[@LordsofMedia]

Student learned a real valuable lesson. Worth every yen

[@carval51]

@@LordsofMedia it yuan technically

[@LordsofMedia]

@@carval51 that's how much I care

[@welcometolife4237]

The students are dumb

[@danielmaster8776]

@@carval51 Zeni.

[@alienpimp.]

You fools ! That was a "steel face" technique, that fall was just a little balance problem not a K.O !

[@hardeepbabhauri7379]

Agree His hand must have hurt like hell People here dont understand his skills Lol

[@vzgsxr]

"steel face technique" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying bro. 😂😂😂

[@mastermind8348]

He went for charging his chi energy by laying flat on ground

[@CakestheCheese]

This is actually a really big problem in China, the MMA fighter is attacked constantly by the Chinese Govt. because he is discrediting traditional Chinese martial arts. I think he was evicted from his home even because of it. This is the issue when a Govt. is so controlling and patriotic and "cannot be wrong" even though they clearly are.

[@nemijs]

I read 'cannot be wong' and I feel deeply ashamed.

[@NoNopeAndNo]

@@nemijs what's wong with you man! Unbelievable 😔

[@Mongalingalong]

I mean to be fair having a dude from your own country absolutely disgracing all Chinese by proving martial arts are not as viable in fights, it's pretty bad. Throws the whole of China's face and makes them look bad. But still the measures they took are too far

[@DarkLord852236]

I mean, if this so called "martial art" is really useless to a dangerous opponent like a MMA fighter, it has no meaning at all as self-defence. There is martial arts in the world that really make difference in survival but this seems to be fake about that. I love martial arts really, but being real about what you and your martial art capable of can save you from false confidence in real life.

[@xingyuli82]

No this is not the guy

[@cya_nide]

That face to fist style was just perfect!

[@heidelfortuny5496]

plot twist: the old man dodged all of that man's attacks and just acted like he's been hit so people won't truly discover how much of a god he is.

[@therandomizer7187]

but in truth, what knocked him down wasn't because the young bloke missed. it was the terrifying shockwaves that accompanied the jabs.

[@niteshprabhu6791]

Plot twist: the boxer is a master of Kung fu and was actually using the best moves

[@di-gun5791]

that's unironically the excuse they used whenever exposed like this

[@rok0sbasili5k]

Yeah truly bruh 🙌

[@mastermind8348]

Na he became unconscious bcz he was infected with corona

[@asterginete3812]

“I’m bleeding. Making me the victor!”

[@bt413]

I am a man too you know

[@chieflookingglass]

" We trained him...as a joke."

[@wunkid47]

I am a great magician... your clothes are red!

[@michaelsierra9]

Lmfao Kung Pao!

[@michaelsierra9]

We trained him wrong, on purpose. “I’m bleeding, which makes me the victor.”

[@SvenS2]

Rule number 1 in MMA: "protect your head" Old dude's number 1 rule: "lean your head"

[@benzhangzhong]

LMAOO🤣

[@Kindred_Lamb]

Ah, I know those moves, the "Descending Dragon", you pretend you get knocked out to boost the opponents ego but then BAM you lose the third round 0-3 ggez

[@133samuelsinaterollc4]

He did 'consume' his opponent's punch. With his face.

[@00Kuja00]

Few things makes me chuckle out loud. Your comment did.^^

[@soy-jadey]

Damn. He wasted his 3 lives on the first enemy

[@jonsong4592]

Ma Baoguo : By the time this fight is over, you're going to be begging me. *whispers under breath*: begging me not to die.

[@taimurqureshi9540]

Well, to be fair, he did show us "Receive and Consume"...

[@michaelwong6050]

The saddest part is he got knocked out by the same overhand right which had dropped him twice. A great fighter always makes adjustments so if they get dropped by an overhand right they will try to find ways of avoiding it or countering off of it. This guy is just a master of hitting air.

[@TheJerbol]

I've taken martial arts, none of them tell you to scurry across the ground with such a shitty stance

[@SomeRandomJackAss]

Hands up, near the face for protection. Always. The second even one of them drops below the chin, well, you end up like the Master here at the end of the video. That's what I was taught, that's what I taught first and foremost.

[@mrknarf4438]

"martial arts" is very generic, what did you take? Karate? Kung-Fu? Taekwondo? Judo? Aikido? Different styles, different stances. Not that I disagree with your statement, but "I've taken martial arts" sounds silly

[@bookknight]

@@mrknarf4438 yee

[@nodo7575]

@@SomeRandomJackAss there have been lot of successful fighters who don’t hold their hands up. Also fighters with their hands up get KOd all he time. Especially with smaller gloves.

[@walker_19880]

@@nodo7575 It all just comes down to each individual, if you want examples on both ends of the spectrum, Conor Mcgregor used to put his hand behind the back and give away a free shot for his opponent.

[@deserted9113]

Obviously it's cause he's old. He just didn't have his nap so he kept falling asleep every punch. Duh

[@j2jcox]

kung fu guy reminds me of my grandpa before he passed away - he'd walk around everywhere in his pajamas and velcro sneakers

[@dingo4601]

The guy thought he could pull a quick IP man...

[@jonneh8317]

He sure consumed a lot of hits there.

[@TheByron130]

Fighting seem to be a lot different when your opponent follows through with their attack and doesn't just stop and back off as soon as you put up a lazy block.

[@speedwagohn5244]

This guy is like a meme god in us Chinese community.

[@21俊浩]

To be honest, he kinda made Chinese kung fu looks bad which it supposed to be a real deadly art... not this kind of shameful thing...

[@NeostormXLMAX]

They should just get a shaolin monk

[@21俊浩]

@ekāgracittena CPH4 not until you met a real kung fu disciple...

[@kev5924]

@ekāgracittena CPH4 bollywood kungfu is dabes

[@WastePlace]

@@21俊浩 well nowadays the shaolin warrior monks that train the modern version of Kung Fu do it mainly for entertainment purposes. It’s not as much of a martial art as it is a performance, still takes athleticism and a lot of practice tho

[@yagskie1984]

1:05 He's having a second thoughts on hiding behind the ref

[@shadowfall2011]

He's like "fuck it. Martial art is deception. I'll try a sneak attack!!!!"

[@slowpyduu7555]

Imagine the fighter being so nervous knowing he's fighting against a kung fu master? And now he's nervous knowing the master is on a coma.

[@catcrapinahat]

That first strike is a sobering reality check, guy he's fighting doesn't even have that much technique but it don't matter if you have ZERO.

[@leeshang6419]

Worse than zero. He has actually convinced himself he could fight, thereby putting himself in danger by giving himself undue confidence

[@SpencerFcp]

Yea, he would have been better off just wildly throwing punches.

[@90enemies]

Just keep in mind when asked in an interview Peter Irving said "He paid me to throw him fake punches, I didn't know that he was gonna use it to say that he's beating me"

[@trentmichaels7170]

To be fair, he's been taught all his life that this stuff will work. He wasn't trying to deceive any one. He believed in it so much he put himself in a match being filmed because he believed in his art. I can respect someone putting their money where their mouth is. NOW did he admit his system is flawed and change? If he just made excuses then all respect is gone.

[@CatacombD]

If it went down the way you described, I could agree with you.... but that's not what actually happened. What actually happened was that the guy paid a professonal MMA fighter to film a "commercial" with him to try to make himself seem legitimate. Then he decided to actually spar with a MMA amateur. He was hoping that since the guy was an "amateur" he'd be able to hold his own and possibly win. Unfortunately for him, he was thinking that "amateur" meant "untrained guy who is trying out MMA for the first time," not, "a guy who has practiced MMA for some time, but hasn't been able to break into the professional scene." He's not an honest guy who's been deluded into thinking that he's an invulnerable killing machine; He's a conman, who screwed up a publicity stunt.

[@trentmichaels7170]

@@CatacombD Good to know! In that case he's a piece of crap and he got what he deserved. How did this footage get released then? I can't imagine he posted it.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

@@trentmichaels7170 It became a laughing stock, so reposts happen.

[@crujones4774]

@@CatacombD bottom line is, he believed in his martial art or he wouldn’t have actually fought him. Untrained or not, he was willing to have a fistfight with another man for his commercial. So he thought he could fight.

[@CatacombD]

@@crujones4774 That's a fair point. He believed enough that he at least thought he'd be able to get out of the fight without embarrassing himself.

[@justamanofculture12]

This kung fu master: "fights." *His assistants:* "Ah shit, here we go again."

[@milesyang5083]

yeah coz they always gotta pick up his body after every fight

[@moondaymood.]

when your character complete all side quests and finally meet the first boss

[@ericlin7775]

This is what happens when kung fu practice designed intentionally for casual mood improvement and, in a way, similar to meditation meets real practical fighting style.

[@liemgroup8362]

Not only casual mood improvement, but in China you won't be taught the practical way of actually using it unless you're part of the inner circle or when the goverment finally drafted you. Then those useless movements start to make sense because you're supposed to do them while holding weapons like bow or short blades. His movements makes more sense if he's holding a dagger with hand protector IMO, so the movement of the opponent's stabbing would get deflected by the hand guard and the small punch in the end is the stabbing. But I'm just talking out of my ass since I don't know his style, it's just what I see.

[@intothew1ld2]

@@liemgroup8362 it depends, a lot of martial arts is based around the fact that bodily conditioning is a thing as well as not all fights being the same. I’ve trained in kung fu for a decent majority of my life and i’ve found most techniques revolve around the idea of learning the most ideal way to perform something to understand how to replicate a technique when it’s not ideal (i.e. a real fight) but it all depends.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

This is not real kung fu btw. Any of this doesn't exist outside of whatever school that asshat has, actual Martial Arts are more so a public display of skill rather than for actual combat. Though there still competitions that have full contact.

[@pierovergara481]

Poor guy fell for his own foolery. Hope he's okay, that fall looked bad.

[@wyvron6146]

He was doing the Drunken Fist; but got too drunk to stay awake

[@IvanVT27]

The sad part about all of this is that the MMA guy was forced, by the CCP, to publicly apologize and refrain from ever challenging other Traditional Chinese martial arts "masters". He had been showing people the truth and that hurt Winnieh the Pooh's (Xi JinPing) feelings...

[@Scruffy72]

Didn't they reduce his social credit score to zero at one point?

[@IvanVT27]

@@Scruffy72 yeah, they've been making the poor guy's life hell on earth.

[@jw7073]

Chinese government is a big reason why Kung Fu has stopped being taken seriously. They back all these bullshit artists up and put down real fighters, this mma guy also very likely has proper fighting Kung Fu (sanda) base but the government is on the side of the man who just wants to look like he is in a movie and doesn't want to put in the work to be a proper fighter. Very sad situation

[@bigchungus5327]

source?

[@IvanVT27]

@@bigchungus5327 source?

[@baldurhua8922]

He didn't use his deadly move 'lightning whips combo'.

[@buyerofsorts]

Why do all these martial arts "Masters" walk like penguins in a hurry?

[@joshuamirabal822]

Because they spend a lifetime conditioning their bodies the wrong way lol

[@renzo.b]

There's a big difference between martial arts masters and bullshit artists. All though Tai chi in general is known not to work very well in a fight scenario there's a lot of people making the arts look worse 😅

[@marwin4348]

@@renzo.b There is no "non bullshit" chinese martial art. Or any old martial art for that matter. They are pretty much all extremely flawed.

[@renzo.b]

@@marwin4348 every martial arts has flaws..? You can't expect to win a fight as only a boxer. Or karate, taekwondo, judo. Litteraly every art that doesn't mix up multiple styles. Sanshou is a style of kungfu which works really well in real fight scenarios. Ving tsun has various techniques that work well too. Any training works against the untrained but none work in mma unless u mix them up

[@leogura6580]

now I know why Bruce Lee entire career ended

[@gitsurfer27]

"And then he said traditional Chinese kung fu is better than MMA, funniest shit I've ever heard"

[@santiagoespinosa1229]

Hurts my heart that martial arts like these don't work on real life scenarios because they look really cool

[@russell2890]

As the saying goes, the truth hurts

[@snayper7446]

But there are martial arts that that are really pratical, look really cool, and work irl scenarios too. ie, bjj, karate, boxing, muaythai, there are also knife arts (kali and arnis) though they also teach you grapples and how to disarm against people with knives. Albeit its really sad to see the meaning of martial arts are being watered down by these rejects.

[@Dan-jo7zm]

@@snayper7446are martial arts and kung fu same ?

[@snayper7446]

@@Dan-jo7zm well one could argue if kung fu is a part of martial arts or not. But martial arts are basically "arts of fighting", i guess. Or maybe using the body or a weapon as an extension of the body in combat or sport-like combat might be considered martial arts. Yeah martial arts is just basically a general term for styles of fighting that are used.

[@Dan-jo7zm]

@@snayper7446 thanks that was really easy understand.

[@XAE_A_Xii]

the danger for the MMA guy is every time he drops the kung fu guy, his life gets shortened by 5 years

[@EJY809]

This guy might be a master, but his opponent mastered the art of master baiting and made our master dude charge head first which made him vulnerable to attacks.

[@blackphoenix8932]

I actually felt bad for the older fella. He didn't seem like a charlatan, he was legitimately deluded.

[@BoundInChains]

That is the word. Yes.

[@bloodyidit4506]

Generations of fools built up to think they're powerful through cult tactics.

[@m_i_g_5108]

@@bloodyidit4506 nowadays we call that entertainment. It has the same effect, but only works on the weak and stupid.

[@jamesbrown99991]

@@m_i_g_5108 So, a large proportion of the population

[@jonsong4592]

not only is he deluded but this fight was originally supposed to be between him and another 70 yr old "martial master". So i guess he just planned to push each other around a bit or something. Unfortunately the opponent was determined "unfit for fighting" by a medical examiner, and 50 yr old MMA fighter Wang Qingmin was subbed in. Oof size : Large

[@dr.rebuttal3009]

When reality hits you LITERALLY

[@JoshyHendoMan]

“I am bleeding, making me the victor.” - Wimp Low, Enter the Fist

[@roni27691]

He was " receiving " and "consuming" those " hits" to perfection. A true Master indeed. 🙇‍♂️

[@harryhog1977]

That last guy doesn’t know any martial arts....he doesn’t even know how to walk correctly 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Duc359]

lmfao I noticed that too, it makes this even better

[@exys2086]

Was he the same guy as in the beginning though?.. Just asking

[@RY-ti3rx]

They are the same person

[@TrungTH1190]

The guy knew he was gonna be put to sleep so he wore his pijama beforehand.

[@andrewwatts1997]

The moment someone doesn't need to uphold the rules of kung fu, they win. I am sure there are some very clever kung fu fighters out there but brute force and using your full body weight can be a real advantage in a fight.

[@BaconNCereal]

Well, he got the “consume” part down pretty good.

[@bloodyconfessor]

Me when I learn the concept but don't go over the numericals before an exam

[@tubesteakjohnson]

When your Faith is Bigger than Reality....

[@brysonfrank6476]

Wimp Lo: ooohh, how do you like my face to fist style? I’m bleeding, making me the victor.

[@Moota6777]

We purposely trained him wrong....as a joke