Curing Serana of Vampirism

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[@spellmyname6884]

If she leaves you for another , there’s always her mother

[@Lord_Ray]

🤨

[@weathersama604]

That's not the joke. That dragonborn wouldn't get with her mother becos he is gay. Y'all insecure AF

[@lilcircumcision91]

@@weathersama604 Dude, it's just a funny rhyme.

[@clubnubdub9079]

​@@weathersama604 who you dwag

[@Es-zb8vu]

​@@weathersama604 Literally projecting, shut up incel.

[@youtubecensorship842]

Serana sees the quicksave in the corner of her vision and knew fear, for the first time in a millenia.

[@draconecromante2606]

Asanagi would like to hear your ideas.

[@micahbelliii3180]

LOL I cant stop laughing, fuck

[@gaurdiangaming4603]

Berserk spell Berserked her own lover. Gaurds kept coming until she was overwhelmed. Slowly... painfully... while thinking about what her hands did. With no control of her own. Slowly. Nicely Slowly.

[@draconecromante2606]

@@gaurdiangaming4603 ???

[@theshortestnigga]

All I'm saying is: redo of healer treatment

[@clancyisi6055]

Bro cucking a modded dragonborn is like angering god 😂

[@facundomontivero2299]

That was just a dream.

[@SomeGuy-gc8zs]

Hell, even an UNmodded dragonborn. Really, pissing off any Bethesda player character in any way is a bad idea.

[@Batcena]

"Why do I hear Latin chanting" *Supernova*

[@valentinfranco4528]

​@@SomeGuy-gc8zs the player character of most games honestly.

[@TheCat_3]

Player: opens console Isran: also opens console Player: wait wtf

[@danielendless]

I imagine the DB is scrolling through all his Daedric weapons and deciding on Mace of Molag Bal for ironic reasons

[@EchizenRyoma77]

This is maybe the most cursed comment here 😂 "Well done..."

[@mindeyez314]

Nah it's just lore accurate ritual tool

[@tyreseperrin223]

Wouldn't that send her soul to coldharbor, where she'll be at the mercy of Molag bal for all of enterity.

[@glintwane5309]

BRINGING BACK THE TRAUMA

[@jonathanwells223]

@@glintwane530916 times the trauma!

[@proboscismonkey-1413]

Today was the day I found out isran was never staring at serana he was staring at me 💀

[@Nikolectron]

Long loooong mmmaaaAAAaaannn!!!!!🎷 (look up long long man. Best commercial ever!)

[@Ledecral]

Isran, the only guild leader that STAYS guild leader.

[@SirDankleberry]

That's why I side with the vampires. Old man should learn his place.

[@brunonascimento9633]

@@SirDankleberry nah, it's horrible how the dragonborn enters the guild, do some few quests and become the leader. Breaks completely the immersion.

[@mortarion9813]

​@@brunonascimento9633 Unfortunately, we don't have in-game years of content available to make for a natural progression. Gods, I'd love that, though.

[@mckmitte]

@@mortarion9813 it would be rad for a mod to add time skips, age different characters/the player, change environments, would probably be a wild amount of work though considering how many npcs there really are in skyrim

[@mortarion9813]

@@mckmitte Aye, but would be awesome. Honestly, I wouldn't even mind having no time skips - finally sticking with a single playthrough to see how the world and the NPC's change over the in-game years would make all the time on that character worth it.

[@adarshkamoda9183]

The number of torture methods available to the Dragonborn would give every sane soul second thoughts.

[@Darkslayer274]

For real, there's poison options that should make every character TERRIFIED of you. Throw voice for psychological torture. Fus Ro Dah for obvious reasons. Paralysis spell (poison works better). The fact the DB doesn't need to eat or sleep like everyone else should also TERRIFY them since DB can stalk you....forever until it gets bored.

[@jennifercameron8859]

@@Darkslayer274I fear no man… but that THING, *it scares me.*

[@dollarsignmexican]

*Installs Estrus mod menacingly*

[@Z3Milesky]

even daedric lords would shiver in fear.

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

@@Darkslayer274 very true

[@speedymilkinson]

>Quicksaves >you seem to have forgotten…. You allowed me to equip 5 amulets of talos.

[@mitchelljulius5875]

Lmfao one of me fav glitches

[@Sparkero-]

I dont get it

[@Indian_Tovarisch]

​@@Sparkero-no time out between shouts

[@Campion_7]

yo really?

[@absolutedegenerate2992]

​@@Campion_7 yup go get a follower and turn into a vamp/werewolf and speak to them at the same time... If done correctly you can trade as a beast and equip 5 amulets of talos

[@RoachdoggJR555]

Isran be getting that argonian bussy... nice

[@ultra16bits59]

But that Argonian is a man... Edit: I now know what a bussy is and I'm deeply confused over why humans exist.

[@NIHIL_EGO]

​@@ultra16bits59 He said bussy, not pussy.

[@reddeath4806]

​@@ultra16bits59 Allow me to be a dictionary for a second. Bussy: A term that combines the words boy and pussy, used to describe a male's anus during gay anal sex. Ex. "Bro imma be hitting that bussy tonight."

[@ezrafriesner8370]

@@ultra16bits59 yes, hence bussy

[@Gramer05]

​@@ultra16bits59 the lusty argonian Bussy

[@Viktorreznov1942]

Me who hit one wrong button: Serana: "iM nOt tAlKiNg aBoUt ThIs WiTh YoU aNyMoRe."

[@bropil7545]

If the dragonborn isnt a real man then she will live lonely forever.

[@oomf947]

Fucking dude is the manliest thing ever. Only dudes💪

[@a_angry_bunny]

That's because the Dragonborn is a real woman.

[@bropil7545]

@@a_angry_bunny not mine, always big buff bearded bear. Maybe gay maybe bi depending how Im feeling in the playtrough

[@theenderdestruction2362]

​@@bropil7545 mines a white eye freak of a man who's straight but doesn't have time for romance because he has children to take care of and he loves them dearly

[@peanutpaste1402]

@@theenderdestruction2362 “Oh Dragonborn-“ Cease! Wench! I must craft a wooden Sword for my Daughter to play with!

[@ryngymir]

The moment he mentioned the Dragonborn was a Breton, the entire skit made sense. Where my fellow Nords at?

[@mvmsma]

in Hell, where all pagan scum go

[@ulfur3735]

Here

[@ksaurus3525]

let’s gooo my fellow member of the trustL community

[@thefbi7038]

Dark elf supremacy get fucked Nords

[@phantom_paladin1848]

Sovengarde awaits

[@jasondphoenix]

Getting c*cked only works out if the MC isn't beating dragon to death with his bare hands.

[@the_infinexos]

What I love about this comment is that I actually did do an unarmed monk playthrough using animation mods for the martial arts

[@muhammadnumair5482]

Can you tell me how to download the last dragon born please?(I have no idea how mods work).​@@the_infinexos

[@gngrdanny]

I have the “I’m straight “ dream sometimes and it’s always disturbing…

[@ezrafriesner8370]

Same, horrifying honestly

[@therealalmightyloaf3285]

Now I wonder what that dream is like. I can’t have it 😢

[@Fellcat101]

Well im bi so i dont have this problem

[@deadbutalivebutdead]

Ah, the benefits of bisexuality

[@Raigius]

​@@deadbutalivebutdead Bisexual master race represent! Lol jk. Having an extra bit of flexibility is nice though. Although I suppose by this metric Pansexuals would be the truly unstoppable Gigachads....

[@sirpne7075]

The fricken Kakyoin scream-

[@TheImp8]

*quicksaves* “…..I am going to feed you your own heart” Edit: holy shit nearly 6k likes? *enter obligatory ‘MOM IM FAMOUS’ statement*

[@hoshiryu]

"Ohohohoahaha oh shit dude" *gets dmacked into a Wall*

[@northernalpine4350]

_(Save file load no.5,396)_ "w-wait, pleas-" *"No."*

[@redhood7650]

I understood that reference

[@delberthdelgado2044]

Bro I am not even quicksaving that decision is gonna be permanent

[@northernalpine4350]

@@delberthdelgado2044 This man has chosen a path and will see it through to the end.

[@Jehucifer]

This only validates why Dagoth Ur rated you as an F tier waifu, filthy outlander.

[@nicksteele8178]

N'wahs. All of them.

[@florianmayer2198]

In honor of the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.

[@Nigward-g3k]

In honor of the sixth house and the tribe unmourned

[@youssefferchichi1439]

In honor of the sixth house and the tribe unmourned

[@yesatitsfinest]

In honor of the sixth house and the tribe unmourned

[@1471-M_Media]

don't know why the fact the argonian having the classic dragonborn helmet made me laugh the idea that the dragonborn instead cucked the women in reality amuses me

[@soulessly7504]

Bro you bout to check this [phone] plus damage axe

[@emanuelstornello8009]

yeah, he's about to taste the flame fork with 76billion% damage, won't even leave bones

[@emanuelstornello8009]

*>Quicksaves* "yeah, we're gonna be here a while."

[@draconecromante2606]

Asnagi would like to hear your ideas.

[@TS-ln5ix]

@@draconecromante2606 *asanagi

[@draconecromante2606]

@@TS-ln5ix sorry.

[@domquixote2780]

>Dragonborn shouts Soul Tear >Throws Serana and Isran in Soul Cairn >Dragonborn gets on with Serana's mother. Good ending

[@facundomontivero2299]

Did you completely miss the joke? It was all a dream.

[@Flinty-Oven]

​@@facundomontivero2299 we know Still good to see a good ending cuz a lot of us care to much thats all

[@arakemi1080]

Serena's mother being just 20 years older but still looking absolutely dashing

[@facundomontivero2299]

@@arakemi1080 Take a closer look. You'll see the wrinkles.

[@arakemi1080]

@@facundomontivero2299 im pretty sure being 40-something and drinking blood, keeps you relatively young

[@swivelshivel6576]

Imagine cucking the physical manifestation of a gods presence in the mortal plain of existence, who is also contracted with more deadric princess and god-like entities you can count on two hands

[@galenjones9529]

The dragonborn is a shard of Aka, the same way Alduin and the other dragons are, after all.

[@SirDankleberry]

And a potential Shezzarine.

[@galenjones9529]

@@SirDankleberry The Dragonborn can't be a Shezzarine because of his nature as a Shard of Aka. He is no different than Alduin or any of the other dragons. Even Akatosh and Auri-El are shards of Aka. And this is also why Talos could 'ascend' to divinity. Talos and all the other Dragonborn were never true mortals to begin with. Notice how there are no dragonborn in the Hall of Valor. Even Martin Septim would have qualified to be in the hall, yet he isn't.

[@SirDankleberry]

@@galenjones9529 Tiber Septium was both a Dragonborn and a Shezzarine though.

[@dovhadark7108]

@@galenjones9529 Akatosh seems to have had his identity merged with padomaic thought ( the most blatant example being his depiction with a dragon head and a human one ) by Lorkhan and Talos is the successful attempt of tiber septim ( a dragon born mind you ) to replace Lorkhan ( with either him or zurin arctus being a shezarrine in the mix ) with the last Dragonborn being a shard of Akatosh and heavily implied to be Talos second coming ( the greybeards give us the same title, Ysmir ) it's understandable that they would also be a shezarrine that's also why my headcannon depict them as breton ( fusion of elf and man, Akatosh and Lorkhan, Anu and Padomay, Stasis and Change ) and also the reaon why I think Isran is even more fucked than he think he is, you just don't cuck the TES equivalent of a living philosopher stone

[@TimeKillerGuy]

“I had the I’m straight dream, and I got cucked. I need to stop eating those ten wheels of cheese before bed honey.”

[@stevenwebb3475]

Uncle Sheo didn't like that.

[@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy]

@@stevenwebb3475 We need a Skyrim sitcom now.

[@Bergen98]

Being trapped in Soul Cairn for eternity or be submitted to Molag Bal or Dagon would look like a summer beach trip compared to what my Dragonborn would do to them.

[@redacted4452]

That does seem like a nightmare

[@dovhadark7108]

@Ggnkrsfkoqxbk we warned you not to drink tha Vaermina potion but you didn't listen did you ?

[@SuperJohncarter]

Not gonna lie, as someone who mains a Breton every time that "get cucked" line hit a little different.

[@cendresaphoenix1974]

I started a new playthrough just to kill this guy. I have mods you vampire bitch you'll love if you want to or not.

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

Remember Bretons are the gigachads of Tamriel. Knights wielding both magic and blade to the greatest extent.

[@mis_l5858]

@@miguelcondadoolivar5149​​⁠with the amount of mythological beings and ideas becoming real in the world of Nirn, the Bretons being a powerful race is one of the most baffling and impossible ideas.

[@tylerisadumb]

Spellswords go crazy

[@UilleamMacLoganach]

@@mis_l5858 the resistance to magic alone is OP, combining Dragonskin with Advanced Conjuration, Alteration, and Illusion, a Breton in Stoneflesh and magick armour with an Atrionach or a Troll Zombie at their side, siphoning your health and casting illusion spells that hinder your ability to fight, and getting damage with a bound weapon while draining your cores is pretty powerful, and that is all just within a Breton's natural propensities. Then once you're dead the Breton mage will have space for all your loot saved by not lugging around weapons. Bretons are also naturally inclined toward Alchemy.

[@weathersama604]

the wheezign and cackling i did at the end was crazy ridiculous. Also why everyone in comment section talking about dragonborn revenge on her? Why arent yall dying from ending????? THE JOKE WASNT CUCKING IT WAS STRAIGHT DREAM

[@pheonixflame1568]

I think it's more the idea that she would cuck the player that makes everyone mad

[@thedeed8740]

Cause mfs insecure and are a little bad about being subtle 💀

[@LyionOfRoses]

Because they are uncultured

[@vullord666]

The community is pretty in love with serana (namely because she’s one of the few female npcs with a personality). I’d be surprised if 1/12 even got to the end before commenting.

[@dovhadark7108]

because quicksave jokes funny but the dream punchline is good too

[@MLGHazrad]

Pulls out my sword that can do 6 million damage thanks to fortifying smiting glitch.

[@neroblack2704]

"Isran, a real man? Hold on let me go outside real quick, if I start laughing inside this crumbling shithole Isran calls a fort I might bring the walls down by accident."

[@alexs25867]

DB: *brings the walls down anyway*

[@TimothyMyers-m5p]

@@alexs25867 *and the hills around it*

[@herosaber3129]

All I heard her say was that she's no longer immortal and no longer essential. Here comes some free exp...

[@Luminous_Wind]

Least violent Dragonborn's response: Burns down Fort Dawnguard and everyone in it Turns Serana back into a vampire Kills Falion so nobody can cure her again Marries Aela instead

[@alexs25867]

Completely valid tbh

[@nicolasbolas2247]

*bangs her mom

[@emanuelstornello8009]

you forgot "traps isran in soul gem" and soul renders serana then heals in a loop for about 1 hour or until he's gets tired of it

[@fernandosalcido1620]

No, he uses dead thrall for on Isran

[@Giggles_iJest]

Ah. The serenity of solely having audio on one side of my headphones 😌👌

[@EssaysInTheCommentsSection]

When you hook up with a hot goth chick and the next morning the fucking sun turns black and a dude in full daedric armor riding a steed of shadow with eyes that glow like coals and his very being shimmers and shines with ancient magic like a fucking harbinger of the apocalypse and asks you if you stole his girl.

[@smaug9617]

…with Molag Bal mace near his(guy’s) face

[@SunGawdRa]

... Who the hell would want to cure Serana? Summers get hot in Skyrim, she's like a pillow that never gets a warm side. Two, as a matter of fact...

[@smaug9617]

🤣🤣🤣. I haven’t thought of that before, but now I see another good thing about Serana .

[@Smasho8000]

I see what you did there.

[@Astral-Mike]

This is my head cannon to why she is unromanceable

[@poknberry5795]

She was raped to death.

[@kikrinman1450]

Sadly, the real reason's a lot more depressing

[@redhood7650]

@@kikrinman1450 elaborate

[@sweatysocks8214]

Because she got blacked?

[@elijahbrown1041]

​@@sweatysocks8214 she got blacked to death and resurrected by the god of "conquest". Allegedly repeatedly.

[@Giggles_iJest]

Imagine doing this to an orc dragonborn They'll both be getting it

[@chumbucket9442]

Damn, Isran really be playing with a guy that can steal his soul enchant a fork with it and drop it in Blackreach

[@OgblookTheWise]

Basically what I did to maven and her children except I put it on display at lake view

[@ShortsForJoJo]

Quicksave “I will look high and low to find his parents home and burn it down with them inside with the man tied to a pole stuck in the ground and then when it’s done ill remove the projection to ACTUALLY set his mothers house ablaze…” -Dovakin 2023

[@420mralucard]

I love that the DB is still wearing their helmet in bed. Gotta keep an eye out for Vampires.

[@Kusae]

If she leaves you for another, there's always her father, mother and brother

[@Lord_Ray]

🤔

[@Kusae]

@@Lord_Ray oh yeah I forgot, also her sister.

[@malengcraft7757]

​@@Kusaeyou forgot her uncle,aunt,grandma,grandpa 😊

[@Afemboywitch]

“I had a nightmare where I was straight” that would be terrifying gotta say, like real

[@ErrorknightYT]

Yes very terrifying

[@Tommyg-rq6lj]

c'mon say with me the 3 magic words FÜH§ RØ ĐÅH

[@Derk_Mage]

No no… YOL TOOR SHUL!

[@whippethacreem7299]

Or Wuld-Na-Kest off of a cliff

[@sorsrusdavid353]

Mul Qah Diiv And then... GAAN LAH HAAS

[@TheInstinctWithinV2]

Fühparagraph ruh thoh is what you just wrote

[@Nockgun]

O! KRAA DIIN!

[@Ethan_Wheeler]

My modded Dragonborn: *_"ALDUIN!!!!! IS THIS HOW YOU FACE ME! COWARD! I AM THROUGH DOING THE BIDDING OF SOVNGUARD!"_*

[@glitchmaker010]

Well, as far as I know... *You're not immortal anymore*

[@Overlordough1201]

A Breton? Alright, nevermind, this is the Good Ending.

[@Nervar]

The empire was founded by a Breton

[@magmatard8737]

@@Nervar And We hate the empire in this household

[@Nervar]

@@magmatard8737 this household or this house unmourned??

[@deadbutalivebutdead]

Im ok with the empire before the white gold concordant. I *despise* the thalmor. I can't wait for the day molag bal decides to try and subjugate them

[@galenjones9529]

@@deadbutalivebutdead Not if the Dragonborn becomes Emperor and gives them a few mild mannered "words" first.

[@dovhadark7108]

Isran : cuck the Dragonborn Dragonborn : reach CHIM Isran : why do I hear Dagothwave ?

[@jimbrialinnocent3633]

Bro. I legit had one of those nightmares before. I woke up very confused.

[@Y4roslavV]

You gotta work on a lot of shit then brother

[@ManicBacon]

"Get cucked, Breton!" Is so fucking funny to me.

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

.......*grabs soul gem cast soul trap beats man to death gets soul filled gem rows boat far off in the ocean drops soul gem and lets it sink* that will happen every time serena every....damn time

[@YaBoiSamF13]

“I see….. How much health to both of you have?”

[@stillapieceofgarbage1407]

“Get cucked breton!” *slowly lifts wooden sword that has had the fortify restoration glitch done on it, and dead thrall in the other for woman, you all know why*

[@Lord_Ray]

huh??

[@stillapieceofgarbage1407]

@@Lord_Ray huh to what specifically

[@solaireofastoria6704]

And you were the only one to leave the valley that day

[@Tate_THG]

Someone forgot who did favor for your “ex”, I’m sure Molag Bal wouldn’t mind recreating the past.

[@rickplayzyt6277]

*Quicksaves back to the start of dawnguard dlc* oi, I'll become a vampire lord as reward. Thank you.

[@rodricksage5963]

Mephala is whispering in my ear again, and this time, i approve.

[@Unity-2001]

Isran cucks the Dragonborn Also Isran: Why do i hear boss music?

[@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy]

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOVAHKIN DOVAHKIN

[@istvanbrooks5319]

My asexual ass: "Was this supposed to be insulting in someway?"

[@nemesis7087]

Right here with you brother!

[@sno676]

nobody cares about your sexuality fam

[@Gramfel]

Dang, that ending was gold

[@Mr.Autodelete]

Whoever made this really has an entire community pegged in more ways than one

[@Luna_Dog5]

Omg! 😂😂 I love this and the art is amazing

[@cjdaboiii2466]

My left ear really liked that first part

[@alexs25867]

*enters the dream again* “You thought you could disrespect me and get away with it!?” *removes Israns “essential” flag* Isran: well… shit! “As for you, Serana. You say that you are into real men. You are setting your sights far too low. For I am not a man, I am a god” *proceeds to cover all of Dawnguard in hellfire*

[@kaiju9363]

Know how Molag Bal makes vampires… I got a strange feeling that Seranna isn’t acting like her usual self.

[@estebancostela9441]

I was scared at first, then i wake up

[@spoonge6682]

Okay then, I’ll take back the daedric armor and sword I gave her... also there’s like a legendary dragon at every turn good luck Serana

[@psinbeast]

*Turns into a werewolf* Dragonborn: you were saying

[@leor.sanders5852]

5 seconds later... Isran: is this the power...of a god?

[@Lunaria_The_First_Maiden166]

This just reminded me that I still haven’t done the DLC for Skyrim despite having it for about a year…. Regardless thank you for this, it was a nice laugh and well made!❤

[@OblivioManet]

"I had a nightmare where I was straight." Thats perfect 😂😂

[@BigBoss-mt7hb]

Modded Dragonborn : "So you have chosen death."

[@scribese7en]

Felt a little bit of that dragon heritage come out when she said "real man," not gonna lie

[@crypticcorgi8280]

Dating as a straight man is definitely a nightmare.

[@Sablegladius6927]

Proceeds to send 80 vampiric assassin's to serena to turn her back into a vampire out of spite

[@justforyou8790]

fine by me. a dragonborn does not need consent

[@legendarywolfgeneral5572]

*blinks* ""TASTE THE POWER OF THE SUN" *loads 400 fire damage crossbow with malicious intent*

[@frycia99]

The Dragonborn doing the Legacy of the Dragonborn questline: yes very sad... anyways.

[@tonystank3091]

I don't get it.

[@frycia99]

@@tonystank3091 Legacy of the Dragonborn is a mod where it basically is a museum that you're part of. there are many quests where you just get unique items.

[@tonystank3091]

@@frycia99 I knew that much already. But I didn't know it was more engaging than Serana. I may have to give it a shot.

[@frycia99]

@@tonystank3091 will expect to collect a lot of unique items. And expect some of the quest to be quite challenging and I recommend doing this mod in a new game.

[@GigaChadVergil]

You see i have a little power called *quick save*

[@DurtyDan]

Me when I'm playing as a Dark Elf: Enjoy the Molag Bal gonorrhea N'Wah

[@Proidysweet]

"Good. For you shall not be leaving this place. Ever."

[@hyie6577]

The fact that my in-game name is Breton 💀 I feel personally attacked

[@joopyprofilestuff5778]

"I see" -Dexion Noriaki

[@AustinGamingXD]

Bruh as a Breton main I feel personally attacked😂😂

[@josephlongbone4255]

After helping Serana get cured, I also made her a new suit of enchanted dawngaurd light armour. Call it ahunch, but I thought the Molag Baal choker of the vampire royal armour probably brought up bad memories...

[@coolmurzyn]

" i wanted thank you too for being my extra slot bag"

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

Serana: "I must submit myself to real men." My Khajiit Dragonborn: *while initially simply raising her eyebrow at Serana looking at Isran with such a thirsty expression, she belts out a Jay Jonah Jameson laugh at the fact that Serana just called Isran a real man*

[@davidreeding9176]

This video broke both my ankles 😔

[@VioletThePirate]

colonel… im trying to sneak around but my armor is dummy thick and the clap of my platemail keeps alerting the guards

[@TheAnonyomusGuy]

earbud users, it's not your buds, it's the video

[@bonechiller3429]

ES Kratos do be hitting that bussy like the Greeks.

[@written_and_recited]

Romancing Serana: 🤮 Romancing Isran: 🗿

[@GenericProtagonist7]

What a grand and intoxicating Innocence, believing that I would simply take NTR lying down.

[@arbsppyt-k-n7577]

Two words, bro. Restoration. Loop. You never mess with the dragonborn. Worst case scenario, you're going to get killed by means of oversmithed cutlery. If you're unkillable, you will still fall to your knee, and stay like that for as long as the dragonborn wishes.

[@bigbillywillysgrandadventu7737]

Molag Bal stretched her so far that the game registers her snatch as an enterable interior.

[@HanGhost99]

Don't try to fix broken bitches They will more than likely leave you and hurt themselves again, crawl back, and keep disrespecting you

[@DeadHardTV]

I see, dovakin choose the scaly boi. A man of fine taste

[@treywaggoner8219]

Shout button lookin real temping

[@opslocked8597]

What do you mean!! I'm literally the commander and leader of everything that existed, the killer and king of all dragons, and I consumed every soul that goes against me. I can literally sneeze, and 30 people will be forcefully transported to another dimension.

[@GabAintGabbing]

Serana's fine, but I'm more of a Valerica guy

[@heromusashiz3508]

*quicksave* "so you have chosen death"

[@sombodatouchamyspaghett4055]

Isran would be getting those is/was pronouns real quick and a holylight spell for serana