CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 3

[@Archius_09]

The first meme is a masterpeice indeed

[@rifdi1837]

Yep

[@aleksandarvil5718]

*/Jazz Music Stops*

[@geraldreynolds3756]

*holy music stops*

[@Anttheman85]

HUD theme starts playing

[@justarandomguyusingtheinte6475]

*holy music stops*

[@worthy8769]

The "keep bragging and we'll send another missile" got me

[@RealMysticalMan]

Especially today lol Guess what? North Korea launched a missile over Japan today And this is my first time watching this video, therefore I am right that KZbin does weird things in the recommendations

[@Sparkr_]

@@RealMysticalMan north korea: w-we were just t-t-testing!

[@gamerofcomics492]

Fun fact: This guy censors everything else no other memer does

[@kirbyslayer8872]

yeah and it sucks

[@doverboy1]

"Hello i like money"

[@andrewperrault9129]

dude nice profile pic that dude was beter at blowing shit up than the death star

[@tallyhallcat]

Your aren't wrong there we got "covid" and you hear "cupid" instead

[@zak-attak]

whats wrong with that? he’s just saving money

[@giorl7538]

Fun Fact: Nobody has watched the video to the end "yet" Edit: I said this when the video was just released please understand :)

[@mr_monkey6766]

Fun fact: When you write fun fact people will read the whole thing

[@nowifigaming826]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6uZdayrhbSrl6s

[@michellekerrigan6779]

@@mr_monkey6766 God damn it

[@grizzliesfan1837]

Me in 1.5 speed: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@Vladimiiirkkt]

Fun fact :I watched

[@cats1375]

"What movie would be the weirdest if it had ... scenes Me: Barney the dinosaur, my little pony, a documentary. Is that wierd enough?

[@un_vex4936]

EWW A BI

[@cats1375]

@@un_vex4936 Whatever your prob just some insecure person trying to make yourself feel better by trying to make other people feel bad BTW I don't care what you think about my sexuilty I did not ask for your opinion and I don't feel bad no matter what people say about me on the internet have a great day

[@noise3894]

*le gasp* OMG A FELLOW LGBTQ+ PERSON (I'm Pansexual)

[@cats1375]

@Z3NC0R3 I've seen ducks doing it in a documentary just because it already happened doesn't mean I'm changing my answer because it IS wierd

[@somerandomtouhouenjoyer4879]

@@cats1375 they never said you should change it, chill-

[@P4tchNote]

#dailydoseofmemes Me: throws my mouse on the ground because i lost Everybody else at the pet race:

[@EnzoBenzo425]

😳

[@NO-jk3fp]

Why is my mouse bleeding

[@debkalpapal2682]

Ok,wait wut

[@maybemaple4508]

🙀😼

[@KrisThePingu]

@@NO-jk3fp did you go get help with it at the tech shop

[@beatinondrums]

The first meme is so true, and I understand both reasons.

[@jade7703]

This is a teenager references i see

[@bkCheezburgor]

Same

[@thedonsteryt9499]

1:09 he said wrong answers only bro

[@crack_esh]

me: eat all sweets from the table* everyone in the operating room: #dailydoseofmemes

[@sassafrass835]

ayo what

[@podlodialgilap3490]

Skittles are crunchier than i remeber, hmm..

[@k11tt3np4wzz]

they like:o - o '''

[@augussy6969]

holy shit

[@crack_esh]

@@augussy6969 just a dose of sugar, nothing personal

[@crazyswan309]

Not my fault that I'm still a virgin. Her fault that she wasn't drunk enough. (This comment should not trigger or offend anyone as the title of the video itself is 'Cursed Comments' and I think this is one hell of a cursed comment. Even tho I didn't mean anything by commenting this, random ppl are coming in and saying that this is offensive but look at the title of the video, this is just another picture in the album of cursed comments. Try to understand ppl.) Regards - Mr. Swan

[@zwodderk]

What

[@zwodderk]

Why

[@lunamableofmythfiction1042]

I’m pretty sure that’s r@pe………

[@lunamableofmythfiction1042]

Sure because r@pe which actually effects someone’s life is hilarious.

[@latablerouge6313]

*W H A T T H E*

[@MTZAnimates]

''An adult and a kid would laugh at this for diffrent reasons'' SO TRUE THO 😂

[@microwave856]

“Money can’t buy happiness” Me who knows you can buy Minecraft: LIAR!

[@pog16384]

Salute to u

[@timnewton9610]

That social distancing meme is how society is actually supposed to be 🤔😉😁

[@rickroll4058]

This is the super power meme. My power would be to not fail at any thing OR not have a side affect at all.

[@noise3894]

You can only use your power 4 times a week

[@rickroll4058]

@@noise3894 My second one would not have that.

[@shreayas3309]

what about me... guys? somebody here?

[@bencrossman1269]

Fricking love how they have to censor out covid

[@Cthulhulhu]

They censored out adult for a bit in the first meme too

[@TheDeformedEevee]

I tried nicknaming a koffing in Pokémon shield COVID, but it didn’t let me

[@mochixmelodii]

And adults

[@Jon_302]

And I thought i was safe from SARS

[@ShadowGardennnn]

I think more kids would understand this than adults nowadays.🤣🤣

[@yosh6440]

y e s

[@peppystew]

It's sad but true

[@dkkanofkash8798]

5:00 as a Transformers fan, this is my favorite meme.

[@justprivateinformation2669]

If you had to describe your sex life with a star wars quote what would it be? It's over Anakin I have the high ground

[@dudedosantarita]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

[@bellakeonena]

The thumbnail got me laughing already🥲☝️✨

[@moonundernostalgia]

Excuse ma'am,i just want to say i love your pfp

[@bellakeonena]

@@moonundernostalgia thank you🤩☝️

[@vesmoz8403]

This guy... will never out of idea. Brilliant👏🏻

[@botbob288]

That's because he just goes to reddit and puts posts he sees in the video

[@vesmoz8403]

Ouh....

[@ShadowGardennnn]

@@botbob288 Ouch🤣🤣

[@sionenjoyer9746]

I dont think that any of these memes are his, like, they are all from reddit. You know?

[@greencrystals9022]

Dont worry. Redditors are used to it by now

[@1vy_Ro5e]

i laughed so hard at the chocolate rain i punched my screen, shit

[@SunnyTh3Furry]

0:09 only who watched the entire episode are true fans

[@totallynotloki622]

I watched the full episode

[@Joemama-tk6dh]

What the episode

[@Axtra_YT]

I did l9l

[@fish1445-1]

@@Joemama-tk6dh Teen Titans Go Justice Leauge idk

[@Prototype_Gamez]

@@Joemama-tk6dh 2nd talent show one

[@zashu6334]

1:09 "I said wrong answers only! "

[@Goober908]

#dailydoseofmemes Me: Jumps across the beds Everyone at the hospital: 👽

[@candycane9592]

I just came back from a boring school and watched this, i feel no more sadness

[@gianfrancolabanca9305]

fact: this is a fact.

[@Abtin_g]

I can verify that this was indeed a fun fact.

[@pieguyrulz1934]

Nice.

[@like31000]

But what if it isn't

[@WOODENCHAIR64]

liar that isnt fun

[@ZGamer18111]

On the 1st one is it weird how I’m laughing for the adult reason

[@Rcl8n28]

4:16 just say my superpower is having no side effect

[@palkia9063]

Or say “I get to choose my side effect” Then your side effect is that you have super speed.

[@deezmama2309]

His superpower was dementia He replied to himself

[@xxxcalibur]

If you say your superpower is having no side effect then you don't technically have a superpower

[@gamerkris4384]

16:20 “every single one of them, and not just the men, but the women, and the children.”

[@Valkzuu]

3:17 i grab those stuff from the freezer and eat it when im bored. My whole family thinks i eat plastic XD

[@TunaBear64]

0:09 Bold of you by assuming someone with a brain would laugh at that.

[@ralseidemurrer]

10:05 thats called being a furry

[@RadPsychiatrist]

3:23 Why did England lose the 2022 chess competition? Because their queen died

[@IceSpiderGaming]

16:30 Eri and Nezuko in one body

[@noahmurray5144]

"Money cant Buy happiness" "Have you ever been happy without money?"

[@micahjohnson9799]

Me: *Stabs mouse because I lost* Everyone at the mouse race: HOLD UP-

[@galaxyvalkyrie27]

Everyone at the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse:

[@Hoppyhopscotch8556]

You stole this

[@jay-still-plays]

wasn’t funny

[@Master_Chief1250]

"you can choose your superpower but the first reply chooses your side effect" ooo imma try it my super power is the power to warp reality

[@punches2]

Why did it censor adult in the first one

[@Shorts-fb9jx]

Because adults are violent

[@dukethecrusader7815]

16:21 "Not just the men, but the women and children too!"

[@madkirk7431]

When you censor adult: *Ultimate family friendly*

[@Isaac_Clarke]

Right at that 6 minute mark we went crazy

[@beardkitty2625]

You had me at absolutely nothing. Subscribed.

[@lemon-nadde]

"Keep bragging and we'll send another missile." Bro 💀💀

[@Electroblade360]

0:00 The Perfect Scam Doesn't Exis-

[@that1cringeykid822]

9:13 a Barney movie

[@bishopcass3583]

16:27 "And not just the men, But the women and children too."

[@winstonchurchill9467]

9:16 Willy Wonka:AnD ThATs HoW wE MaKe OuR ChOcOlAtE

[@doralaexplora8642]

The first one: Me: I laugh at it for both reasons.

[@Tykacantread]

1:49 Crabs are scavenger hunters for food like sea animals like fish and whales, but when mr krabs saw pearl with her dead mom. Instead of cooking her and her mother he decided to raise pearl and kill her off when shes 18.

[@justprivateinformation2669]

Incorrect he took pearl cause he couldn't get the milk for the cheese without her

[@terrariaenjoyer420]

Average eating plastic so turtles don't have to fan: Casual eating plastic to show that turtles are weak enjoyer:

[@janitor2008]

0:06 "tell me, have you had any.... major puberty changes?"

[@INeed_Sleep_]

19:47 the video:British people playng chess and knowing their queen can't die me: ye... about that...

[@stojadin3284]

6:07 i stopped using my horn atg pedestrians, they just turn arround and get angry, and rarely ever step away. Instead, since i have a manual, i just push it out of the gear and slam the gas pedal (since im not in any gear, car wont accelerate), and then everyone on the road just jumps away, and anyone outside of the road turns arround. Just be sure to push the shifter out of the gear before you do this, and i dont think it works with automatics.

[@Luke-v3w]

1:03 im keeping all of them in my basement

[@telestothebesto5487]

"british people playing chess knowing their queen cant die" how that aged..

[@Hell_firE555]

*Keep bragging and we'll send another missile* -y e s, 2021

[@patriciaclark3157]

5:07 Optimus Prime done filled her with his Optimus slime

[@hampster.8337]

0:09, i am 11 and my mental age is 40, i am laughing at this for both the reasons

[@bumble_bear66]

Maria had diarrhea , it got me Oh and chocalate rain .... 😂

[@not_shadow77]

me: goes to dig out something I forgot The entire funeral:

[@T0ADST0OL]

3:17 the kid isn't even eating plastic, it's rice paper 😂

[@thornysnotsoepic]

The Rasin Canes one LMAO im dead!

[@cuppainthemorning3076]

2:47 the user of "i love sakuatsu" All haikyuu fans who notice:

[@MagicMushroomLady]

Adults watching this: **Gets the thumbnail joke** Me: **Is literally a child and knows to much for my age**

[@AngelDust6969]

The one about the shotgun... Antidepressant wasn't a wrong answer, so the guy got it wrong.

[@S4m_mish]

BRO THE FIRST ONE 💀

[@shahmir14]

Me: Sabotages electrical to get a free kill Everyone in The shop: #Dailydoesofmemes

[@josh_edits192]

Me: licks knife after eating Everyone in the surgery room:👁👄👁 #dailydoseofmemes

[@marielevert2277]

Hol up

[@harrisongrima4603]

This isn’t a comment, this is a statement

[@Meliodas_243]

1:46 - yk stands in this case for "you know" not "your kidding"

[@AnIndianBoi1905]

5:04 Transformers fan here!

[@L1M.L4M]

7:51 He's still getting his head cut off

[@aant.]

19:47 the tt is funnier when you realize the queen died a few weeks ago

[@echo_animates]

The intro just gained you one subscriber lol

[@henryweinschel1357]

16:26 not just the men, but the women and children too.

[@TheYapdollar445]

11:35 no its called minecraft, a good car, a wife, a dog, a good life

[@LeBaconBoy2306]

7:12 I keep my dog off the couch so she doesn't piss and shit anywhere

[@FunkinBoy_J]

My superpower is: i can fix any problem with a snap of my finger

[@belltempest3708]

9:13 literally any of the cars movies

[@imanenfpwholovesrockmusic6968]

No one: Absolutely no one: Daily dose of memes: cupid

[@CC9L]

The thumbnail gets me every time xD

[@Xerxez22]

2:53 Perfect description! 💯🤣

[@jack79802]

AY man used my post!

[@canyouhelpmetoreach5ksubsc255]

This why bears hibernate in the winter lol

[@wydbro16]

It’s funny cause beast boy sprays Wonder Woman multiple times too

[@PoppinCornBaby]

Truly indeed illegal

[@whateverw5302]

1st one Kid: Milk fight Adult: THICC MILK FIGHT

[@ii3bood173]

1:23 i think that guy grew up to be an architect

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

19:13 I WAS ON REDDIT YESTERDAY AND I FOUND THAT COMMENT! It was on a post on r/teenagers "Boys, what are some question you have for girls but are too embarrassed to ask?"

[@Shorts-fb9jx]

Oh cool didnt ask r\discord #discord #reddit

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

@@Shorts-fb9jx I know, I was just surprised and excited, that's all. I'm sure you would have reacted the exact same way. And guess what? I didn't ask if anyone asked. Have a good day, sir.

[@circlenxife7696]

10:46 I died at chocolate rain-

[@Sp4c3yR8unna]

7:18 guess who was drinking water at the wrong time

[@Mafferman]

He censors everything bad expect "I smoke" lol

[@thatonespecialedkid5628]

0:37 I remember

[@ahmadbehrozsamadi3093]

me as a kid: i know what does it mean it means spe- my bigger bro: what were you writing

[@greenhawk_1495]

you can tell youtube is shit by the amount of censored words that shouldnt be censored

[@JupiterVortex]

3:19 thats just food, if you fry them it will turn to some dough

[@Creampuffzy]

THE LAST ONE

[@samsajan8348]

0:09 you forgot abt the teens 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@1vy_Ro5e]

Chocolate rain, Some are fine while others feel the pain