CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 45

[@Ilikecoffeeandmusic]

That “worst death imaginable” scenario was so horrifying I don’t even know what else to do but laugh. 😂 like omfg 😂

[@thewoodbros6001]

Fr

[@GoldenOrderBS]

I'd just bite my gums until I choke on my own blood

[@randybaumery5090]

The worst death is the slow one from a hellish marriage and a dead end job.

[@lifeslemons6966]

ayo gotta warn dumbledore voldemorts back must have had a spare horcrux

[@tibby4503]

Waitwhat

[@Taozyhe]

Nah you did not just say that 💀

[@SparkzCola48]

Wadahek

[@tabethapayne1154]

Lol

[@wicked3558]

I mean, at least Voldemort had holes, that kid has a face flatter than a paper plate

[@567.8s]

That guy really put that death into real big detail

[@littlemeows6549]

ikr

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

ikr

[@zaytaz9331]

FR. Edit: ikr

[@TheMcSlenderman]

Lord Voldemort do be lookin kinda wonky.

[@tytoalba605]

Yup name him tom

[@ahroncalano7486]

@@tytoalba605 very funny jerry

[@SomeoneRandom.]

1:21 i fear nothing, but that text "And also what does the fox sa6 is blasted repeadetly" It scares me

[@raphaeldagamer]

I want to interpret the "sit in your face" as what they actually meant and it will just be like that alien dude in Men in Black who was piloting a convincing human disguise.

[@TheDumbPerson8]

Whats loli mean?

[@keyshawngurley6731]

@@TheDumbPerson8 short/underage anime girl

[@thecloudedleopard3063]

@@TheDumbPerson8underage anime girl

[@sizzili1902]

“I love my family but I do not know what to do with the fact that the government is not a good idea” damn, the keyboard be speaking facts

[@sprayd9169]

Therapist: krillin irl isn’t real, it can’t hurt you Krillin irl:

[@sophiahill374]

lmao imagine playing I got ur nose with the kid when it's older

[@justprivateinformation2669]

"It's over Anakin I have the high ground!" That's what she said

[@lunaaabug]

you have absolutely got to be under 14

[@djin1475]

Lock him somewhere before he get to talk about magic and immortality

[@neutralball1099]

1:25 Satan: *Goes to church* Atheists: *Crying in the corner while praying* God: *Preparing to end the world again* Jesus: *Regrets freeing humanity of its sins* Me: “He’s too dangerous to be left alive!!” Abridged Armin: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be LEGENDARY!”

[@bunaseara4134]

Well nobody NOSE why they call him perfect.

[@Walking-My-Fish-Brb]

Puns Are No-longer That Funny sorry

[@williamlastname]

@@Walking-My-Fish-Brb You Were Never Funny To Begin With. Not sorry

[@bunaseara4134]

Aw Man 😔

[@Walking-My-Fish-Brb]

@@bunaseara4134 sorry

[@bunaseara4134]

@@Walking-My-Fish-Brb it's ok I understand, puns did kinda expire

[@flextapeadhesive]

Bruh i read the thumbnail and I and couldn't breathe from laughing for a solid 3 minuets.

[@whothehorton660]

I love my family but I think I have a lot of things that make me feel like I'm going to have to get my own mind and body under my control. Huh... That screams a lot...

[@squeaktheswan2007]

0:27 What a story, Mark.

[@josephkingman523]

Sometimes I forgor that krillian don't have a nose

[@deadbutalivebutdead]

I love my family and then it is canon that he can surgically add souls to bodies. *lovely*

[@slimysalad1417]

Everyone to that baby: I’M SORRY, EARTH IS CLOSED TODAY

[@renatogameplays7602]

Cell: has no nose Perfect Cell: has nose

[@TarsonTalon]

Krillin: "Ah man...that logic is admittedly flawless." *Krillin OWNED COUNTER, +1

[@COOLSKELETON995]

Voldemort if his nose was as thin as school Toilet paper

[@theslayer2589]

0:00 It was said in the ancient scrolls, that the birth of a child without a nose, will become the strongest of all earthlings. *krillin is recognized by god*

[@Bonnie-fy6od]

0:01 nah bro he's a lego baby

[@mrman7751]

I dont know why but i thought of the halo grunt

[@KetReal]

Just wait 'till some kid with a tail starts startin' thunderstorms

[@DaBaseBallZ]

Real life Krillin isn't real,He can't hurt you Real life Krillin:

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

I love my family, but I don't want to be around them. Yeah that tracks

[@Knightpiecerules]

"i love my family but don't stop" Oh hell nah.

[@mr.nobodyClips]

“I love my family but I’m not really a human” Shit is it really that obvious👽

[@mariomaniac581]

5:36 I hate how accurate this is, and how i can picture this perfectly in my mind... 💀

[@deletoblue5397]

Same it's so fucking cursed

[@Gunslinger832]

These jokes are so dark they have to be separated

[@amia-]

💀

[@Agent_Pear]

0:50 good lord, chill out there satan

[@alijami7548]

at 5:56 i remember another comment saying something along the lines of "no, the minions only work for villians"

[@ace_of_hearts_189]

the first one is voldemort

[@razielcroft1751]

Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not only that baby's Krilen but hell get the evil android chick to 😂😂

[@killergames9256]

1:13 who hurt him, for him to think of that

[@bigbosspanda1976]

I love my family but it doesn’t even help my parents to find a new way of getting my kids

[@dio740]

Da baby is the perfect life form

[@meagan-mayfield2096]

I love my family but I'm a bit more concerned about it than the upside down

[@Thetrue777luck777]

Lord Voldemort:"Guess who is baaaaaack?"

[@TheLisaperez]

voldemort baby bruh 💀

[@justinsmolik2834]

the baby was adorable. even without a nose

[@gameboy9601]

I love my family but a family that lives together does together and I'm homicidal.

[@Johnathan2027]

I love my family but I have a lot of things to say about how fucked up the government is to the people.

[@zombiewolf5711]

I love my family but I’m still good to see you guys lol

[@mitsuhashiicy]

What did he mean by this

[@f.u.m.o.5669]

What did he mean by this

[@theredhood028]

Nobody be surprised if that baby tries to fight some baby when he becomes an adult

[@boneman9751]

Tf you mean slinggin destructo disks, he’s gonna get blown up by a weird alien napoleon

[@rajbeerkaur668]

The dbz reference had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gamejammer5922]

they should call the baby cad bane

[@TarsonTalon]

18:45 "It'd have been better if I were born in a cave. The predators in the wilderness are nothing compared to the monster born of society I see before me."

[@Reaper_-ku4dl]

0:01 all I hear is "Harry Potter...come to die?"

[@jefthereaper]

"I will call this child Tom Riddle."

[@rufftatler339]

first one: but when he starts killing everyone AVADAKEDAVRA

[@mikethompson1653]

NAH THE THUMBNAIL COMMENT KILLED ME!!!! 💀 Even worse than Krillin

[@assaultpioneer8414]

It’s not the size of the army, it’s the fury of its onslaught.

[@Snanps_Baldimore]

I love my family but I’m so glad to be safe lol

[@nightglide_]

Worst death imaginable for me? Cringe death

[@korbloxdeathspeaker]

thumbnail: bald baby with no nose comments: he finna use destructo discs me: KRILLIN??

[@dakshkatoch9662]

I love my family but I'm going to do the same thing I have to get guns... wtf is wrong with my suggestions

[@DfiftyMusic]

If my kid was born without a nose I’m calling them Voldemort, boy or girl 😂

[@Grey_onyx]

Destructo disks?nah bruh you talking about Avada Kedavra spells 💀

[@ashwoodson1649]

All these new minions jokes will never rewrite the original... No, They only work for villains.

[@zobiplaysgacha3764]

I love my family but I’m so sad that I can’t trust anyone. This keyboard knows me so damn well-

[@SiegeTF]

I love my family but they don't like me. Ouch.

[@witheeeeeerx]

@@SiegeTF Facts

[@zobiplaysgacha3764]

@@SiegeTF Straight facts bro

[@thetvman8727]

I love my family but I don’t know why I don’t know What

[@zobiplaysgacha3764]

@@thetvman8727 lol

[@BrylenBearGaming]

Man Looking like Voldemort

[@AverageDistortionEnjoyer.]

Bro i was not ready for the first one 💀

[@canaan5337]

0:03 let’s hope he is throwing destructo disks and not Avada Kedavra!

[@daylemur149]

1:24 Are you ok?! That's very specific...

[@B-17flyingfortres]

I love my family but I don’t have to do this anymore lol

[@TheGreatHalberd]

Let me guess, the kid's name is Tom Riddle?

[@grapist6969]

“Parents of a newborn baby born without a nose call him perfect” Really? I just call him Krillin

[@literallyeverybody1809]

5:41 wait, "fart" is now something to censor?

[@Djamp1567]

Not the destructo disk 😂😂💀

[@Acupofwater_WAW]

Bro. that baby only needs six fots on his head and he is literally krillin.

[@Lilmonkeycat]

*He’s a mouth breather*

[@ipachihelicopter7922]

0:01 “Harry Potter the boy who lived has come to die”

[@hectacical6412]

0:01 oo voldemort is back

[@Burning_Soup]

I love my family but not sure if I wanted to get it done before I was in the hospital

[@thetvman8727]

I love my family but it’s like a family of friends ????

[@ahmedismaeil1778]

I love my family but I can’t find them anymore

[@rainbowchan4736]

0:07 i think their parents wanted their kid to be you know who

[@ESparkAster]

They just gave birth to Voldemort.

[@SamueleKedem]

5:05 i love my family but I’m not sure if I can do that or not lol

[@Nah_idw1n]

The thumb nail tho 💀 why gotta do Krillin like that

[@BlacknDark9706]

"i live my family but it was the first time in the world "

[@froolsy8470]

18:27 the Bible Literally, I was picking up shit to put it back and held the Bible when it said that. Lol

[@busterbeef221]

Baby in the thumbnail bouta be the next Voldemort

[@revinevan87]

took until the 4th one for me to think "ok maybe i haven't watched this one"

[@mihaleben6051]

5:09 ilove my family but it is not the dog who IS ABSOLUTELY GONE.

[@mihaleben6051]

R I p misko

[@zara_2028]

Thanos couldn’t travel dimensions so that baby just went full on *_Fine I’ll do it myself_*

[@Alexitty17]

I laughed at every one other than the transphopic one

[@MrKurgan69]

20:30 Barbie finally retired after 200 million years of... Whatever he was doing...

[@mushyplushie7426]

3:27 nah, with eyes that far apart they’re switch joycons

[@deathranger4921]

Bruh it's baby Voldemort.

[@joshuaalvaradoplayz6360]

That baby in the thumbnail look like a frickin reaslistic roblox character

[@burnedtodust673]

"topic meme" : OHH NO VOLDEMORT THE DARK LORD

[@lani18]

I’m love my family but I can’t believe that it was a bad time..? I’m confused

[@KhadizaBegum-ii8ey]

0:01 since when did voldemart have a child?

[@hughjanus2]

0:36 with all your WHAT

[@CoolGuyXavier]

He’ll be Voldemort for christmas

[@frostedpanther362]

ALL HAIL LORD VOLDERMORT

[@anemojiwithinternet8904]

Bro's father was Voldemort.