CURSED COMMENTS V102

[@TimeSurfer206]

"'Santa' and 'Satan' have the same letters... When I was in the Joint, I sat down at a table in the Chow Hall, looked down, and saw someone had scratched, "Hail Satan" on it. I shook my head, pointed it out to my friends, and said, "What a sad state American Education is in. Poor Stan can't even spell his own name."

[@blaziard683]

Oh stan, so silly

[@LBRF1_]

He’s just stanning there… menacingly…

[@viridiannucleon]

@@LBRF1_ best comment ever

[@sigma_frenchie4075]

10 years in the joint

[@jakobsthillert15]

11:44 there is so much wrong with Batgirl's bathroom. The door is BEHIND the bathtub, the carpet is under both the bathtub and the toilet, and the plunger is placed in the small space remaining in front of the door.

[@aaronfalcon3152]

Maybe ai generated?

[@harleypignat5820]

Batgirl needs a fucking crash course in design

[@jakobsthillert15]

@@harleypignat5820 I got a notification for your comment, but it got shortened to "batgirl needs a fuck..."

[@hungryhamster4567]

​@@jakobsthillert15💀

[@silverchariot1579]

​@@jakobsthillert15Richard 'Dick' Grayson:😏

[@cathria.]

Guys, I found the thumbnail meme, it’s at 21:13

[@Bryan-ri4sy]

My hero

[@coolbeans3752]

Thx

[@LemonCookies]

They started putting it at the end instead of the beginning. Probably because they noticed in their analytics that people clicked off after seeing the thumbnail meme.

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

The 4:30 one???

[@rudmillahnowrin9151]

Thx

[@shawnjb1989]

4:45 glad to see I wasn’t the only one who was disturbed by that episode of Full Metal Alchemist😮😢

[@digifire2267]

The original poster is going to hell no doubt there

[@cdscissor]

Brotherhood spares you from witnessing what happens in the alleyway.

[@robertwolfgan]

As a Mexican, that Miriam Rodriguez astonished me. She took down 10 of them before kicking the bucket, damn. Respect.

[@marltonmanks9891]

19:42 ah RimWorld, best warcrime simulator on the market

[@gmhude56]

So im not the only one who recognized it

[@dzerkle]

Some context: Chinchillas don’t clean themselves like other animals. Owners present them with dust baths. That’s a bowl of pumice dust (basically, volcanic ash). The chinchillas eagerly hop in and roll around in it. It’s utterly adorable.

[@joking_oregon1]

Chickens also take dust bathes in like sand and dirt and any dust they can

[@The_guy_who-asked]

@@joking_oregon1that’s called breading before you fry it

[@writecraft7049]

This gave me a few minutes of happiness thanks for that. . . I was mostly laughing at absurdity of the jokes.

[@WarriorOO2]

I many times thought "this is the peak of my life" and said "Yeah, this will be the one forever". But now that I saw that "that depends on why the doggo is talking" meme I am 1000Tri% convinced this was and will be the true peak of my life for all eternity, and this video and this comment will be the proof.

[@sassysass6202]

Sooo, was this peak or have things changed?

[@ReaperofValhalla]

I hate the fact I recognized the “prisoner eating their own legs” as part of the rimworld Reddit

[@music-lv3dl]

wait they can do that? with mods or vanilla?

[@Kaimariification]

With mods. Unless I am remembering it wrong, there is no way in vanilla to feed enemies body parts.

[@ReaperofValhalla]

@@Kaimariification I think they fix that in the DLC’s one of them at least

[@enomisv9830]

15:38 I own that same toy sword. They didn't need it after the baby brawl so I got it on discount.

[@a1z158]

Is that the sunlight straight sword?

[@enomisv9830]

@a1z158 no it's just a random toy sword

[@a1z158]

@@enomisv9830 ah ok, but you do see where I’m coming from right?

[@enomisv9830]

@@a1z158 yeah

[@o.l.i.v.3]

5:36 it would be like fitting puzzle pieces

[@ZoeZparkles]

FR

[@zane7094]

13:32 imma need that Lego minifigure...

[@sassysass6202]

Whyyy? 💀 lmao

[@ronnypage342]

16:45 we know it's Tomska you don't have to censord him XD

[@EricCartman-tl4qv]

5:30 the facial hair would connect like a jigsaw puzzle

[@xandergaming9345]

For the first meme, there is no way I’m sticking my “thing” in there plus that would probably damage her brain

[@elpirataretro8734]

Cursed lobotomy

[@mangareader288]

Sauce...?

[@henapbc9]

​@@mangareader288 bro 💀

[@lightningjadejavier]

I've seen so many guro art already that... I'm pretty much used to it and am completely ok at sticking my wang wang in there

[@shadowofheaven3279]

​@@lightningjadejavier get help

[@axl256gamesx7]

3:57 If typing with the left hand is hard That means you're not doing it often enough

[@imliterallyairy]

the first meme just remind me so much of scarlet eyes

[@manfurysinmybrain3800]

Hunter x Hunter nice

[@marcoz6281]

artist sauce if everyone knows who made the comic?

[@Somirage143]

Holy shit Sunny

[@imliterallyairy]

@@Somirage143 hi

[@nissansilvia3746]

​@@imliterallyairyHow's life in the city brother?

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Biggest problem with teachers is the fact that the government is the one that pays public school teachers. The government is bad with money and always cuts corners.

[@WorldWalker128]

And people wonder why the earth is round.

[@peacefindersimply5001]

​@@WorldWalker128?

[@samuelding7854]

*ba dum tss*

[@machinedramon3532]

Oh, like private companies don't.

[@LordDrake-t3e]

When you listen to music while you game and your fav banger starts playing and you go super saiyan, annihilating the enemy team

[@Just_Fern]

They also forgot to add that the day that Miriam Rodriguez died, after imprisoning 10 of her only daughter's murderers, was Mother's Day. That had me crying a long while.

[@ThorMoore]

13:50 HOLY SHIT HE DID A MEME ON RUSSIANBADGER’S PHONK SHORT

[@yorelyoung6407]

21:11 Thumbnail comic. You've been visited by the meme hero. You're welcome.

[@Ryan-oq8gy]

THE GOAAAAATTTTT

[@michaeljohnson1117]

10:56 Is a prime example of how the armed forces have turned in to a giant moraless monster.

[@Flakjacket96]

How about you do a little bit of research and not base everything off of clickbait articles and memes. This robot only feeds on stuff like twigs and woodchips.

[@maso8598]

0:34 the what

[@polypotterplayz2015]

My reaction to the first one: Yeah, I said that, but I meant INSIDE your eye sockets They make you look prettier that way 11:00 This shit made me die laughing

[@Brickthrower35]

5:09 I saw that post before i read all i could of the replies, and someone said to run out naked, and another said about a friend who threw their underwhere out the window from somewhere

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

9:50 it's because they ARE. Only one gene difference, remember. The body knows how to put one shape of hole there.

[@analyticofexistance7847]

Now I actually want Death Battle to run a fight between Stuwart Little and Remmy 😂

[@Hurtle885hu8bu]

Remy is a rat, Stuart is a mouse. So Remy has a significant size advantage, in addition to what OP said. I just love that they added “I hate this debate” as if they’ve heard people arguing about whether Remy could beat up Stuart Little a million times already.

[@dzerkle]

@@Hurtle885hu8buActually, Stuart is a very small, mouse-shaped human motorcycle rider. He’s managed to defeat a cat that tried to eat him. Remy is literally an urban street rat, a survivor, but more interested in food than fighting. Both inspire loyalty. The winner would be whoever pulled in reinforcements more quickly. The swarm of street rats versus the biker gang.

[@Hurtle885hu8bu]

@dzerkle Remy would still win, then. Not only would he have that one ridiculously buff rat on his side (apparently his name is Git) but Remy is also capable of controlling humans by pulling their hair. Or he could poison their food. Stuart nearly died in a washing machine, he ain’t built for the streets just because he can ride. I can’t believe I did research on this, but I’m glad I did because I didn’t know Stuart Little was based on a book by the same author as Charlotte’s Web. Or that M. Night Shymalan co-wrote the movie. Or that it has two sequels. Neat.

[@KylixTheFur]

I haven't laughed like this in months. Holy shit

[@elduquecaradura1468]

4:05 I mean, he is not wrong...

[@alesio2946]

5:20 truly a "Orange Is the New black" moment

[@tnt3t]

1:03 hold tf up?! No, just... NO 💀😭

[@fratzzze]

17:42 hell nah tf anasui doing 💀

[@SuperSpiderk]

21:14 is thumbnail meme

[@OhHeyItIsNano]

Thank you. 🤣

[@melodiecoetzee6055]

Thank you so much you are a hero ❤

[@rabbithowls71]

Tastes like car keys…that one was some 90’s flashback.😂😂😂

[@CharlieSpringHeartstopper2022]

8:44 oof. Emotional Damage!

[@ThorMoore]

17:31 I see this as a win either way (I’m a guys, but it’s only a win if I turn into a *cute* girl)

[@VanadiumMC]

I second that highly

[@soanyway6746]

#dankness 9:04 It was 1967, and the turtle civil war had just ended. The Monarchists had come out on top, but needed a rest and funds. As they had just finished off the commie revolt in the bay of Biscay, the turtles decided to request funding from the United States in exchange for info about Soviet subs. The USA agreed, in the American-Turtle treaty of Bermuda, April 3rd 1968. Now, during this time in history, lesbians were trying to gain recognition from governments, and were protesting against the United States. After the treaty, the lesbians took on a new target, in the form of the newly established ally of America, the Turtles. The battles began in Florida, with the battle of key west from the 1st of June 1968 to the 4th of June 1968. This was a quick win for the turtles, which was won by using blitzkreig encircling tactics. A US expeditionary force led by general Jacob Murray was sent to aid the turtles in their second battle, the battle of New Orleans, June 16th 1968. This was a two front battle that the lesbians couldn’t ever dream to win. They sued for peace, being forced to pay war debt for both the United States and the Turtles, in exchange for the promise that the United States would start to give recognition to lesbians. The treaty was signed in Nassau, the Bahamas, on July 6th 1968, marking the end of the war. The lesbians were bitter about it, leading to a long rivalry between the Kingdom of Turtelia and the Lesbians. This is one of only a couple things lesbians and turtles agree apon, making this photo quite rare. You’re welcome, the Lesbian-Turtle war explain in a KZbin comment section.

[@johnhein2539]

Miriam Rodriguez made the sacrifice, but if all honest Joes could achieve that 10/1 kill ratio, our children could sleep safely without traffickers in the world.

[@Just_a_rathalos151]

10:43 Well boys, guess Ultrakill is going to happen

[@Nakedsnake36]

Ultrakill or metal gear rising

[@DevilMarioReal]

0:27 AHH HELL FUCKING NO

[@Slightlyfreaky_7]

Bro a victim😭😭😭

[@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_god]

Nah i feel bad for bro, how is it allowed??

[@caiohenriquesantiago3939]

I can just imagine him going "You get used to it eventually"

[@ivasime5809]

What’s the video called I actually don’t know help

[@DevilMarioReal]

@@ivasime5809 you dont wanna know, its basically *C*orn with a p

[@demirhane9179]

18:05 I'm proud of myself for noticing the dog before it said it.

[@aramdominsect895]

11:46 Basically the lore of ULTRAKILL summarized.

[@G36C-556]

10:47 v0.1 in testing

[@abhishekjain3148]

0:05 "I think i can fix her..." is what I was thinking...😭😭THIS IS WHY! My taste in women is terrible!

[@fatalkatalyst]

5:38 I laughed little *too* much at this.

[@loganmargison1016]

If Kirby absorbed me, he'd get: ADHD. Disadvantage: renders individual affected completely ineffective on the battlefield.

[@garitinos]

#dankness Kirby just swallowed you. What powers did he get Me: Tourette Syndrome, ADHD, Depression, and Asperger's

[@9024tobi]

Killer instinct announcer voice: *ULTRA COMBOOO!*

[@BLITZØ-_-MANIAC]

That meme got me cracking up and we ain’t even a minute into the video😂😂 0:21

[@K4YK3_141]

3:48 damm💀💀

[@ThePickleLord15]

Leaving this for my friend 7:25

[@SavulthanTheMan]

This reminds me of how fucked up the Internet is and how casual everyone is about it.

[@adimaiuniversal4361]

13:38 NOO Leave the Introvert alone!!

[@kakonoteouji4876]

What no wahman don't belong in the kitchen, how else she going to clean the rest of the house. Lol

[@-thanawat-8296]

8:55 The scene follows up with the Morty in the white shirt assassinating President Morty, so yeah...

[@djkhemix]

I have a lot of questions. What's wrong with the batman t-shirt kid? What character says 'are you lost baby girl'? I assumed giving a quarter to charity meant 25 cents. Do most people assume it meant a quarter of the whole amount? What is the 'poor thing' that could get stepped on? I can't tell at all from the blurry image. What does plastics mean in relation to lesbians choking on them? Who is Mr painter man? What is the insinuation in regards to 'wheelchair accessible' and Batgirl? What jar is the toy going in? Can some please explain the hieroglyphics one? Who is sergeant and why would they stop at hiroshima? Is this to do with the atomic bomb? Also what does the featured comment mean? People who don't listen to music while gaming feel pain? Those who do feel extremely proud? Why would these things be true? Thank you!

[@Eslayer17]

"I always take mine off and clean it separately," Me: What are you. Mr. Patatohead?

[@thibautisserant]

The O.J. Simpson one had me in stitches !

[@scientificidiot4165]

Note to self, dont lie to yourself about girls ever being interested in me, also if i am lying to myself, include the statment of my attraction to depth perception.

[@storytraveler3746]

the first one is disgusting already yet the second statement (if the usage of hole is really THAT one that I know of) is disgusting on an unacceptable level 🤢

[@LastGoatKnight]

16:53 that's TomSka, creator of the asdfmovie series, at least I think. Small world

[@berkaykaracan3003]

12:51 Why is Civil Protection being reported?

[@blackmagician7645]

7:43 That's using that Majin five head.

[@YezAnimations]

Me: pulls a pin Everyone else at the grenade shop: 👁️👄👁️

[@blackmagician7645]

20:36 The opposition comment. Makes powerful counter argument.

[@ffs_shi-_wifi]

8:00 tf charity is my sister ??

[@microwave856]

7:05 i'm assuming this is fake because the license plate is uncensored

[@SnowytReal]

Why would the license plate be censored?

[@RealPlushWorld]

​@SnowytReal bruh, people can look up license plate numbers and find where one lives, or if Like your ip is 198.273.876.9

[@trunksbriefs8800]

17:36 bro that's explain why the womans was choosing the bear instead of the man ☠☠☠

[@SQUAKKC]

1:00 fluttershy no!!

[@trickygamer9563]

19:48 This is just RimWorld lmfao

[@Beanie28]

Yeah

[@WarriorOO2]

7 months have passed, and there was this new video notification right now. What the Hell?

[@michiahethington3142]

Tell me why after 4:28 to 4:45 an ad popped up of a dog with a voiceover 🤣🤣🤣

[@justagamer9065]

3:26 it has infected me too

[@_Courier_6]

Starts eating the eyeball like those cheap sour gummy eye balls that one guy passes out on holloween

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

10:58 When the article is more cursed than the comment

[@MarshyMellow1223]

First meme was legit wholesome tho, that girl was willing to hurt herself to that boy 🔥

[@AlexxxMYLSince2013]

6:18 He did not get the joke, or his misoginy was to strong xD

[@Voidrift4991]

19:45 this just HAS to be Rimworld

[@ayounimationstudio]

I swear, humanity is going to disappear so soon

[@sanneoi6323]

Wait so... not only can you make it safe to drink antifreeze, but adding alcohol to it is how you do it? If true that's just the best thing ever.

[@gooberuploadsinc]

3 memes in and it's already so diabolical

[@CyarSkirata]

The 99% chance of cash, 1% of becoming a girl: *Stands there pressing the button repeatedly.*

[@josephadventure4635]

7:44 * proceeds to donate 25 cents to charity * Lol, ik it meant a quarter of the money but they didn’t specify.

[@shadowclann28]

didnt expect a rimworld meme here but tbh thats really tame for the community

[@VoidsodaAndSmoot34]

10:48 We are fucked Horizon Zero Dawn time

[@CYB3R_T1G3R]

0:55 you have your period for a reason. just use that. (free of charge!!)

[@Gimmy27]

19:30 nah this one was foul💀

[@donsan4932]

2:06 Hi-.....what!!?? 💀💀💀

[@yellowfrog2259]

Bro thought he was funny

[@zemorph42]

15:08 Worth it.

[@zemorph42]

Don't mess with Mama Bear.

[@AqendTheDragon]

9:30 WHY WOULD YOU TASTE IT?! 😂😨💀💀

[@yellowfrog2259]

Don't act surprised, you'd do the same thing.

[@276З]

Get off this channel ur obviously 11

[@276З]

hello, ghost here, I died of cringe after reading this

[@blackmagician7645]

19:18 The power of minority.

[@Solizeus]

4:40 Oh god no... the fullmetal knowledge makes it even worse

[@ericgolightly8450]

10:12 Michael Malloy reference!

[@viix3815]

13:19 Stuffed crust.

[@LBRF1_]

20:21 osama bin russell heading straight into the world trade barrier

[@alabamaman1372]

Memes that got me banned from the dinner table.

[@gabrielaubry1334]

Mkay: "Always! ALWAYS! Always goes to Hitler or Nazis! Every video!"

[@UltraDestroya48]

“OUR parents” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@GlacyTheCatarune]

"She saw the jar she is going in" oh hail nah😂

[@PixelatedChatter]

17:32 Well, it's tecnically a win-win if you think about the advantages of each chance.