Waaait... Hol' Up... V105

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[@Glorpogleebus]

The funny thing is, using a lickitung would be horrible, as its saliva will cause severe itching. Or so I've been told.

[@Average_enjoyer_of_hk]

🤨📸

[@gangstablook5846]

Nice save bro

[@yoipp1201]

*sauce?*

[@LeafyMeowscarada]

How tf do you know that? Did you find out through personal experience...?

[@Blackestrose]

the official pokedex entry said : ' It leaves a tingling sensation when it licks enemies.' and ' If you don't clean off a spot where it's licked you, you'll break out in a rash!' so misty will be fine if she keeps water close and she is a water pokemon trainer mainly . so she be fine , she get all the tingly and none of the rash .

[@GiveMeBackMyUsernameYouTube]

Wouldn't the immune system of a Victorian child be superior to that of most children today thanks to not having grown up surrounded by an overuse of antibiotics and disinfectants?

[@Zeakthecat]

yep. however lots of people believe in the age old and quite often disproven idea that you need vaccines, antibiotics and disinfectants to not die. in reality, the victorian child has already had herd immunity long before she turned 2, because the human immune system needs to practice with real live viruses, and a lot of viruses and bacteria your body can get immune from for years, sometimes the rest of your life.

[@chonflis3834]

​@@Zeakthecatyeah like, 80% of the kiddos back in the day never made it to adulthood. So any victorian child you find would already be hardened against all the diseases and stuff

[@Riker-sc2zv]

Survivorship bias. The kids with stronger immune systems to begin with were more likely to live to adulthood compared to modern children.

[@officialtripledentgum]

@@Zeakthecat that’s literally how vaccines work

[@Zeakthecat]

@@officialtripledentgum nope. how vaccines worked back then, is you put a bunch of diluted heavy metals into a big syringe and then you basically injected the person with it. however there was a decline of mortality for decades and it only shot up when a vaccine campaign was started. and its unfortunately the same in current year, but its less so as a lot of vaccines on the childhood schedule are not non-toxic. they are in fact very toxic.

[@moviewatcher7255]

3:25 That was very dark and dirty, but if you add the plot twist that he was actually trying to save her, it could be considered a high IQ move. Just saying 💀

[@theresabrewer3841]

Fun fact: good Samaritan law prevents people suing over saving your life.

[@MarcusBean-vq4fe]

True

[@SolarrStars263_Alt]

in most parts

[@venomfan2020]

10:30 what if the manager was a genuinely good person offering raises to everyone? 16:30 AYO, SHE GIVING ASH A HANDJOB 💀💀💀

[@markh.6687]

Why shouldn't she give Ash a handjob? I think that's very friendly of her.

[@spiderzilla7o7]

What the hell

[@uziheretoday]

frfr

[@Young-mind.TheMillion]

Speaking of ash I don't remember seeing the meme on the thumbnail.

[@roanbell]

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME

[@andreirachieriu3343]

Ayo, that one with Ferb

[@slowpoke7268]

👀 He was locked onto something.

[@metagross6897]

Can we blame him

[@slowpoke7268]

@@metagross6897 No, no we can't.

[@Pack-Moon]

I had never noticed, but man, how I am not surprised

[@kamarreingram5045]

Bro I don't blame Ferb he saw what he wanted and eventually got it in the end 😂

[@CamoGuy76239]

Too much Dankness to pick a favorite, but enough to be grateful for finding this amazing channel! 🤣😎👍

[@Bob2630]

Ferb knows what he’s gonna do today.

[@Alexsuperenby]

Indeed

[@GeraltofRivia22]

*who he's gonna do today

[@Bob2630]

@@GeraltofRivia22 Vanessa.

[@Exe_gaming030]

3:25 Chaotic Good in a nutshell

[@citrosthoughts7]

he might not even be lying either, but he knows its a win win for him he saves a life or gets the body T_T.

[@Purpletisc]

16:53 “Sure! Real quick though can I borrow your vaporeon?-“

[@ashotofwhiskey219]

#dankness Son: Dad, I signed up for a gym membership. Dad: Good on you, son. Son: Which machine should I use to get a hot girlfriend? Dad: An ATM.

[@asurasyn]

14:50 Oh my facking dog! This legit stopped me cold! 😂

[@barredgrounddove]

1:35 but you didn't have to cut me off-

[@rodrigovillegas2263]

Have your friends collect your records and then change your number

[@KhanIlkara]

@@rodrigovillegas2263 I guess that I don't need that though.

[@BowlIsInMyAssPleaseHelp]

@@KhanIlkarabut you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough

[@TheMuffinMan4729]

@@BowlIsInMyAssPleaseHelp wrong part-

[@errr6931]

(3:12) *Sweet home alabama music starts playing*

[@pleasehelpmeto15beforeista9]

The Victorian Era kid would make the 5 layer burrito crap itself not the other way around

[@d4n737]

Actually the idea of ghosts wailing has been started because dead people moan. I'm not kidding. When a person decomposes, they make a lot of... fluids. And those fluids make gasses. Gasses that make way through the throat, the vocal chords and sometimes while being forced out of the corpse, they make a forced "Moaning" sound. People hearing this thought the dead are waking up because they make noises..... And that also explains why a way to prevent a vampire from rising was to pierce the heart with a birch pole. In reality what that did was puncture the lungs of the dead person allowing for any gas to have an escape route.

[@mostafizuralamgir1581]

9:16 WHY M I LAUGHING AT THIS SO DUCKING HARD 😂

[@justanordinaryclubman7633]

8:57 This coat makes me feel like harassing an LAPD officer named leon for no particular reason......

[@jaikieveousmann1119]

8:06 he also won the case against him as his own lawyer

[@Random__hooman-od9lz]

6:16 I just fell over laughing 💀 it was so unexpected

[@boingZz]

4:36 You use my own spells against me potaa

[@sledger652]

The "I saw a angel eat a child" one was foul 💀

[@coolgamerboi717]

13:19 and to think that the lesser dog pfp guy would say that 😂

[@Proudgenshinplayer]

4:53 HELP I CANT-

[@greensweaterchild8179]

14:49 had me losing my shit

[@darko1423]

wait... hold up..

[@AverageNametag]

0:50 wtf bro 😨

[@Primal_guy]

2:47 : ANOTHER ONE: When bro moves to another school

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

Titanic is not that sad but compared to anything dealing with animals yeah there’s no more water on my body

[@That-One-Friend01]

9:53 Understandable, have a great day

[@markh.6687]

There's enough Hol' Ups here for a 7-11.

[@markh.6687]

@@JoeMama426-fu7qj (buzzer sounds) OBJECTION!!

[@Terminator356]

14:28 There is no toilet paper on that roll. She doesn't know that but he does.

[@Epicjira]

So what will he do now? 👀

[@Anime33simp]

14:57 look at the car in front of you 😭😂

[@Jocka-mk4tz]

12:04 is my favorite one

[@TexasTimeLord]

See a candle 30 miles away? That's nothing, at night I can see a galaxy 2,000,000 light years away

[@Ee-uo2bj]

3:36 best suicide prevention

[@citrosthoughts7]

its true, sometimes the best way to prevent suicide is by dissociation or distraction. definitely do not say crap like "you shouldn't be sad life is amazing!" or "your being dumb/dramatic"

[@grandempress1587]

Idk man ive seen what those electric sex dolls can do and gawd dayum got me scared for my wallet

[@GeeWilson]

0:31 I saw a Angel eat a child’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@FireClown1]

The Infamous Chihuahua

[@denizegemen258]

bro why i am the only one that not has this thing and the most person that wants this in years

[@kireta21]

6:39 I dunno, cleaning up your act and making family movies, sounds like a wholesome way to retire

[@demonofrazgriz5764]

13:58 WTF is that pronunciation of Lamborghini ?? 🤣😂

[@BFDIandTADCandMORE]

Lamb bore ginny

[@kaval187]

11:27 Almost looks like Patrick Stewart Getting an exam on the Doc martin Series

[@SC3N3KDVMBASS4LIFE]

1:12 EXACTLY, but it burns so…

[@fragg7299]

Wait a minute... I said wait.

[@Damm212]

7:47 WE GETTING OUT OF WW2 WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Voids_Enigma]

1:59 i literally can’t see it as anything OTHER than a dog

[@SHERVSO]

Look up an actual picture of the scream, this one is modified

[@JensMorrison]

Cockatiel. Say that again.

[@covidsurvivor2039]

Ferb has his priorities set

[@thatblackkid22]

12:30 Something isn't adding up…

[@tyroneyeetson46]

16:52 for the thumbnail

[@TheJelocake]

Thank you king/queen/royal figure You dropped this 👑

[@thesixthkid7689]

It was my uncle Ben. It was my uncle Benjamin. It was my father. It was my best friend. That one threw me for a loop. How you lost your virginity? Like wow.

[@pbnjgamin1087]

2:19 nah that sister is the 2nd incarceration of William Afton and is figuring out new ways

[@mrredishere6054]

2:18 Bro is literally Sid from Toy Story.

[@GabrielRolland-l4n]

#dankness Museum tour director: (Shows a gun from World War II) The Quiet Kid who managed to sneak bullets into the museum: 🐭 It's a surprise tool that will help us later! 🤫

[@OptiPopulus]

4:04 I got the joke, but unironiccally is that one of those "women's peeing tool" things so they can go like guys?

[@DesktopPanda96]

🤣 It's a device to assist in inhaling fumes from a certain green leafy plant.

[@nemo9214]

9:30 DAMN LET BRO COOK

[@stabbingpainintheneck]

Hold up WHAT 13:08

[@Jellydoughnuthole]

11:33 that’s actually the reason I met my wife this is not a fucking joke except alcohol instead of cocaine I think I don’t remember the first half of that night, but I vividly remember breaking my femur and jumping off of a five story building after the concert

[@michellegatchell5025]

The ghost one! :0

[@GAMEGEAR22]

2:54 holy shit

[@JesseThomson-zb9nl]

8:51 women hahahahahaha *loud sip*

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

So veganism causes cancer perfect

[@jakeforgey5378]

... The hitler one... Hazbin Hotel had that be an instant entry into heaven...

[@timiscoming]

2:40 I cried

[@LootboxOfTruth]

1:08 BROS GOT A POINT, WHY ARE THEY CALLED RED ONIONS

[@Gliffop666]

It makes it worse that I know the show at 3:18 and I know that Arthur and D.W. are siblings.

[@satire__]

I'm suprised there wasn't more Cyanide and happiness comics. You could do an hour-long video on just them

[@kevtheoggamer6672]

Alternative title: memes that make you say AYO

[@Gecgecgecgecgec]

4:42 地下室には7人のトマトが人質に取られていた。

[@vedantsethi7124]

Lmao

[@antinixsupernova]

1:44 true

[@Noobie1shere]

💀

[@LeaveNameBlank]

3:55 hello lord business

[@BFDIandTADCandMORE]

15:10 so trueeee

[@professordavidson9821]

"Lesbian teens are getting pregnant more then often and are having more s-x then heterosexuals" Me being lesbian and being 12: Wait hol' up-

[@EduardoARosarioDelgado]

3:20 yo what the fu

[@GavinWhereAreYou]

if ur careful u can notice the young deer had 2 boyfriends at 0:20

[@TheGremlin5464]

blurring out the danny phantom profiles name doesn’t do anything i know who they bc of buzzfeed

[@keiez63626]

Ferb was like: 🤑

[@CosmicKitten67]

An angel ripped a huge chunk out of my ex best friend.

[@professordavidson9821]

2:19: Nah, the sister became William Afton

[@mondobigbongo]

i saw an angel get hit by a car

[@monkey1909]

She sleep with 130 people

[@jransdell31]

I mean Lana has even no shirt on but she’s squeezing ash’s deck

[@antinixsupernova]

2:19 a demon looking like a angel

[@kopykatkitkat2700]

1:37 I fr thought that was Michael Jackson💀💀💀

[@tesstickles4621]

That Lamborghini isn't worth 1m even when it came out it wasn't even close to 1m

[@jessicapatriciarierawillia1698]

16:30 ash shes only 12 you're 20 leave her

[@poshify]

10:00 look at the back of his head

[@gifthorse3675]

That dog/Angel one was sweet besides the comment.

[@RememberNoRussain]

If dogs are angels then an angel as a pitbull tried eating me alive when I was 5 and almost took my right leg off… 😅

[@MalikAndersson]

7:48 grandpa knew what he was doing

[@nathannash7136]

The fake Pixar movie posters are going to far, and I'm all for it.

[@HeavySphere777]

#dankness Teayher: So What Did You Learn This Week? Quiet Kid: I'v Learned That I Have Had Enough Me And The Boys: 😲 😳

[@BLACKWOODPMC]

He will never know I’m racist

[@johna6169]

13:18 well, thats something…

[@HeatherChandlerIsASlayQueen]

THE HOOTERS CHICKEN BREAST IS FROM THE OFFICE!! DONT BELIEVE THEIR LIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS!!

[@justanordinaryclubman7633]

14:50 NAHHHHHH THAT'S FOUL!!!!!

[@SuperEevee-7587]

12:09 OH HELL NAH

[@antinixsupernova]

3:20 WHAT?!?!?-

[@Pineconefaceirl]

16:30 AYO LANA WTF YOUR CHEATING ON MALLOW AND LILLIE😭😭😭😭

[@MattdoesBlairArt]

9:54 understandable. I would to the same thing.

[@TheShinyHunterfromunova]

Ah yes mini regipee 4:04

[@antinixsupernova]

16:30 never pause the pokemon animd