Cursed Conlang Circus 3: ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ

[@Person16384]

Petition to call this language the Toothbrush Language

[@juliangoulette7600]

I’ll take it

[@Enzo_1098]

instructions clear, my IBM 7094 achieved fluency

[@jademonass2954]

im making a computer/robot conlang and dangg this phonology is WAY better than what i was doing, this is a huge inspiration

[@romeolz]

It's the throat singing language

[@juliangoulette7600]

sure it is

[@wynnexed]

*phone _ringing_ language

[@Dorei02]

Maybe learning throat singing, you can speak this language without a phone xD Being it easy or not, is another tale.

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@Dorei02 Actually, I do know overtone singing already, so I can pronounce that abomination of a conlang with just my own voice if I had to.

[@3b106]

Great, now I can tell my shaving machine not to turn off in the middle of shaving

[@juliangoulette7600]

Sure you can

[@endlesswar7480]

It is terrifing. I think my frontal and auditorial core liquified. Good job!

[@juliangoulette7600]

Wait, I really succeeded in frying your brain?

[@endlesswar7480]

@@juliangoulette7600 yes, yes.

[@Sebber_YT_ASSA]

@@juliangoulette7600he’s exaggerating

[@thebilabialtrill]

how moist was your phone speaker after this

[@juliangoulette7600]

not that much, suprisingly

[@cody8743]

you had like 4 days

[@Garfield_Minecraft]

why does this sound like my microwave well this year I've planed to make a conlang with my friend, but I didn't finish it in time

[@JosRocks410]

could make sense in context for some sort of society of synthetic roboty people

[@conlanger]

I would eat this language if it was food

[@juliangoulette7600]

You like my abomination that much?

[@conlanger]

@@juliangoulette7600 yeah why wouldn’t I

[@aloysiuskurnia7643]

puts the language name in inoral case, but quite literally

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@aloysiuskurnia7643 Yes, the inoral case indeed

[@BryanLu0]

Considering the bare minimum: (/) 1 moment of silence (+) High quality (audible) (+) Bonus, < 10 minute explanation (+) Cursed (•) No bonus themes Content wise: Cursed phonology Cursed romanization (though I think any romanization of the vowels would be necessarily cursed) Jump scare in the translation by what , , are

[@akyarius_alt]

this is so cool! (idk how to get the buzz tone or whatever)

[@juliangoulette7600]

if you have a phone with garage band, go to the sampler’s dog bark sound, shrink the play window to minimum lengh and move it to the highest amplitude region then set looping on, and shrink the loop window down so the resulting played sound has a “meduim” pitch, and that’s where the lang’s buzz comes from

[@kornsuwin]

@@juliangoulette7600 that's the most obtuse way to get that

[@Т1000-м1и]

Admittedly this guy made me legit rethink my life choices within only 90 seconds. 105th sub

[@c_karis_1]

The Sardaukar want to know your location.

[@kalinkavelinova2529]

I thought it was pronounced "iingdz ervcngouvdzqgrhou"

[@kalinkavelinova2529]

I wonder how the heck do you pronounce the language in the title😂😂😂

[@veaxvoid]

finally some good content

[@kalinkavelinova2529]

*drill noises*

[@FloatingChameleon]

I would like to know how did you make this video, cause i need to make a video for my submission.

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@FloatingChameleon I just screen recorded a slideshow, that’s basically how

[@FloatingChameleon]

@@juliangoulette7600 What screen recorder?

[@aaronmorris1513]

Ahh so this is the language the oh-woah from Livin’ On A Prayer is in.

[@Sebber_YT_ASSA]

It means “go, bro!”

[@OriginalRichardson736]

So cool

[@Lingostuff]

Hi again, if you’d like to vote for quarter finals, here there are: Toki Pona vs Klingon Dothraki vs Lojban Esperanto vs Kay(f)bop(t) Ithkuil vs Laadan. Thank you! Also, the final results of first round were: Volapük 1 Toki Pona 12 Dothraki 11 Poliespo 2 Esperanto 7 Quenya 5 Ithkuil 10 Na’vi 3 Brythenig 2 Laadan 10 Ido 3 Klingon 9 Interlingua 3 Lojban 9 Kelen 2 Kay(f)bop(t) 10

[@juliangoulette7600]

Toki Pona -Klingon's phono is imo unintentionally hideous Lojban -I'm more familiar with this Engelang as I'm not a Game of Thrones fan Kay(f)bop(t) -Again, this one was what made me starting actually conlanging in the first place Láadan -A grammar and phono that tries to be elegant as opposed to Ithkuil's large phono size and extreme grammatical complexity

[@Lingostuff]

@@juliangoulette7600 Great, again in a day or two I’ll tell you the semifinalists! Thanks for voting!

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

​@@juliangoulette7600klingons inventory is very intentionally hideous int it?

[@TheBeastyBlackSheep]

*One handed slow clap ^ 7 ^ 7*

[@juliangoulette7600]

How come?

[@Sebber_YT_ASSA]

@@juliangoulette7600I made a conlang called Toshcrap. Here is the IPA: ‎ʙ͡ʛf͡ʈ ⱱ ç c v d g g͡e ɘ ɴ m hhh h jhj hjh jjj jhjj vvv vv i⁼ e⁼ Toshcrap in Toshcrap is ẗšcnr fili ň̌tarǐ̌̌.

[@Lingostuff]

Hello, I am going to make a small competition of well-known conlangs to see who wins, could you vote? This are the first round duels: 1. Volapük vs Toki Pona 2. Dothraki vs Poliespo 3. Esperanto vs Quenja 4. Ithkuil vs Na’vi 5. Brythenig vs Láadan 6. Ido vs Klingon 7. Interlingua vs Lojban 8. Kelen vs Kay(f)bop(t) You just put the number and the conlang you prefer of each battle, thank you a lot!

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@Lingostuff 1. Toki Pona -more widely known 2. Poliespo -more infamously bad design features 3. Esperanto -as this is the most famous conlang, period 4. Ithkuil -arguably a cursed conlang 5. Láadan -tbh i haven’t heard of Brythenig before so idk what it’s like 6. Klingon -a fictional lang with an infamously assymetrical phoneme inventory 7. Lojban -a more famous engineered language 8. Kay(f)bop(t) -hearing about this lang was what made me start conlanging for real, that’s why i have a bunch of cursed conlangs

[@Lingostuff]

Thank you a lot for voting! I will tell you the qualifiers for second round

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@Lingostuff go ahead

[@Lingostuff]

First I need to get the answers from everyone I asked, then I will tell you the results, like in a day or two

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@Lingostuff noted

[@SuzanneRivera-x1o]

Casper Burgs

[@Lingostuff]

Hi, here you have the semifinals if you want to vote: Toki Pona vs Dothraki Esperanto vs Ithkuil

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@Lingostuff 1. Toki Pona 2. Ithkuil

[@Lingostuff]

@@juliangoulette7600 Great, in a few days, I’ll tell you the grand final participants!

[@Lingostuff]

@@juliangoulette7600 It’s time, time to see the greatest conlang ever, Toki Pona vs Ithkuil, simplicity vs complexity…

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@Lingostuff Ithkuil wins by sheer effort into its grammar and its cursedness

[@Lingostuff]

@@juliangoulette7600 We’ll see…

[@keytron1391]

I wish that speaker was me

[@Chl30p4t4t4]

Honestly, I think ıiη̆s зvˈ5n̆ŏvsqɡr̆ŏ is better than lingua franca nove, but not as good as toki pona making it the 2nd best conlang I've reviewed so far

[@yajtubeteevee1677]

WTF

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@yajtubeteevee1677 Ik, right?

[@yajtubeteevee1677]

@@juliangoulette7600 true

[@Amyian10]

but whyyyy 😭😭😭

[@juliangoulette7600]

this is for a contest for one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5TGpZ99n9t_pLssi=E02s1eF9FH3-pI66

[@Scrolte6174]

How do you do the harmonics thing?

[@LeReubzRic]

Hum "oooooo" then go up to "ohhh" then "ahhh" try it

[@DWithDiagonalStroke]

VIBRALANG™

[@juliangoulette7600]

To answer your question, I am u/JRGtheConlanger , yes.

[@DWithDiagonalStroke]

@@juliangoulette7600cool! I'm weak salamander 5 digits, btw. The guy you chatted with that one time

[@juliangoulette7600]

@@DWithDiagonalStroke Like, or something? Tbh, I don't remember talking with you before.

[@DWithDiagonalStroke]

@@juliangoulette7600 we chatted like 1-3 months ago check your chats

[@ernwhatthesigma68]

ɒ ɒ̊ ɒʲ ɒ̊ʲ m /p b f v m/ ɑ ɑ̊ ɑʲ ɑ̊ʲ n /t d θ ð n/ q q̊ qʲ ƞ /k ɡ x ŋ/ z z̊ zʲ z̊ʲ /s z ʃ ʒ/ v/w г ɼ ı h /w r j l h/ ɥ ɥ́ ƽ ƽ́ /ɪ iː ʊ uː/ b b́ j j́ jj /ɛ eɪ ɒ əʊ ɔː/ ȣ g ǵ o /ʌ æ ɑː ə/ gɥ gƽ jɥ ɥƽ /aɪ aʊ ɔɪ juː/ ḿ ń í ŕ ŕ̥ /əm ən əl ɚ ɜː/ zj́ ɑ̊ʲɥz ɥz̊ mgɥ vɥгɑ̊ gnɑ̊ qŕ̥zɑ rj́mńgɥz̊b́zʲń oɒ̊ʲ omgrɥqń ɥƞq̊ıɥzʲ ɒ̊b́zɑ jɒʲ ɑ̊ʲɥz ɒ̊ʲɥɑ̊ɥj́. ɥɑ mb́ ɑb́q ɼƽ́ o wgɥı ɑƽ ȣnɑ̊ŕzɑgnɑ̊ ɑ̊ʲɥz zɒbıgƞ, ɒɥqȣz̊ ɥɑ ɑ̊ȣz̊ń‘ɑ ıƽq ıgɥq ıgɑń.

[@Т1000-м1и]

Clicking translate to English does some really random stuff