CURSED TTTE Merch: Lead Paint Lucifer (Extended Episode/ Compilation!)

Similar to my Dark Side Of DOWT video's; I thought it'd be fun to look at cursed Thomas & Friends merchandise too! Remember that while some of these may be licensed products; a good portion are not! Be careful what you buy!
Opening Footage from Thomasultimate1213: • RC2 Thomas Wooden Rail...
Outro Music: soundcloud.app...
Thomas The Chav Engine: • Thomas the Chav Engine
Music: • Overworld Theme - Supe...
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[@MatthewChenault]

“This picture has more lead than was used during the Battle of Gettysburg.” As your local American Civil War novice, I’m fairly certain that there’s more lead in that picture than what was used during the entire war.

[@ItsTrainBoy]

I felt like I was low-balling it! 🤣 Thank you for this comment brother man it got a good laugh out of me and I needed it

[@singletona082]

As a Civil War Enthusiest who has friends that do reenactments? I will second this observation of lead usage exceeding total wartime use on both sides.

[@Landonspizzria]

SQAG LIKE OHIO SQAG LIKE OHIO SQAG LIKE OHIO SQAG LIKE OHIO SQAG LIKE OHIO SQAG LIKE OHIO SQAG LIKE OHIO SQAG LIKE OHIO

[@FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE]

I think lead paint poisoning is a fu--ing UNDERSTATEMENT.

[@GTKCF2023]

@@ItsTrainBoy 7:29 GOT ME DYING and I can’t stop repeating it

[@transgaty2763]

I don't know if this was a 'Cursed Thomas toy compilation' or a Sodor Jail tour

[@NicoleSmithMusician]

I know it is the the deep pits of hell or the weed ƮᕼOᙀᘜᕼƮ.

[@jonathanthebigredengine]

22:41 *Lemme Take this fine lad for a Spin right here* 24:54 *Don't mess with Thomas*

[@perfectharvestmlpstudios9152]

One of those Thomas “Transformers” is battery-powered - I’ve seen a video demonstrating it … the lights flash and it walks with a dead-eyed purpose … whilst playing Gangnam Style on loop … it’s that terrifying it’s also kinda beautiful!

[@singletona082]

The lights are there to distract you while it steals your soul.

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

Video? cuz I’m curious

[@jinty3f]

gangnam style 💀💀💀

[@perfectharvestmlpstudios9152]

@@do_you_see_banana_man here’s the video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIDUYp-hqMp2Z68

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

@@perfectharvestmlpstudios9152 thank you!

[@rodimussupreme2329]

“We live in a time where knock-off companies make better toys than the people that own the brand”. Welcome to the Transformers fandom.

[@RealRexRiplash]

If that's not your speed, the Warrior Cats fandom is the next door to the left

[@skyshotps2577]

amen

[@TravTrevTV]

*coughs in legacy*

[@rodimussupreme2329]

@@TravTrevTV And look how many teeth we had to pull to get here. Plus, 3rd Parties have some excuse for charging as much as they do due to being illegitimate, whereas Hasbro charges as much as they do due to greed. The rate of their price increase doesn’t match the rate of inflation.

[@wumpus976]

What I’d do to own Light of Peace… Update: turns out $120 isn’t that much.

[@aguyonyoutube3074]

"We live in a time where the knockoff company's make better toys than the company that owns the brand" the ttte fans: hold my beer,

[@TheLastE2]

r/Ihadastroke

[@TheBelf]

Exactly

[@PG13_Official]

@@TheLastE2why does it translate to English lmao

[@MiguelTheMan]

Half an hour of Thomas knock offs that should be your sleep paralysis demons?.. Sign me up :)

[@TroopaKoopaReal]

22:16 has to be the best joke that describes what merch can do to character in the course of their existance.

[@davidaviles1754]

Every merch Mattel and Bootlegs are really Cursed being. so hilarious 🤣

[@Oma_Ender]

Only good thing Mattel makes are hotwheels cars, the track sets aren't

[@allenginesgofan101iambeing4]

@@Oma_Ender and the older merch back 10 years ago was cool by them

[@SomeRandomGuy161]

Mattel did redo wooden railway

[@Creeperkid735]

...what?

[@AnnoyingBastsardonSteam]

Every braincell you are really gone

[@myra0224]

Have I watched the original videos already a million times? Yes. Will I watch this video anyway? Definitely.

[@FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE]

Same.

[@frankcarino7643]

Thomas fans when someone breaks into their house: DIALS BERTIE THOMAS THOMAS

[@lucasmarienwald5362]

09:40: “but don’t drink any drink this guy gives you” He looks like he’s gonna give me a cup of pure protein

[@zafool4997]

Wasn’t aware that Akihiko was in T&F….

[@2acidic4u]

I just realized the lady in the second part has trouble pronouncing "railway"

[@falke_blade9341]

Watching these always makes me laugh and I forgot my little cousin got some cursed thomas merch and it hurts to look at it

[@Roman-the-smart-boy56]

The part where he said " someone dial bertie thomas thomas " was priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

More cursed merchandise to give us nightmares

[@jayscruffilostudios]

1:56 more like a Krabby double deluxe in one bite

[@RealRexRiplash]

James paid for the whole Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. He's going to EAT the whole Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

[@shawnraulsjr.5190]

Or Monster Krabby Patty

[@alextheyoutuber7848]

Or kelp fries

[@bennewbury2572]

7:35 I’m sorry did I just see a Siege Astrotrain painted to look like Thomas and has Thomas’ face? Why do I not hate it yet hate it SO MUCH?!?

[@mewtwo8139]

Does anyone know where I can find the source of the “evil train from mcdoogle” at 17:15

[@SaddieMoon]

1:13 Smash alts for Thomas’ friends A billy alt for Duck A Bill/Ben alt for Sir Handle And a Green alt for Rusty that might be a reference to Splatter or Dodge

[@brianhebert6152]

2:22 And with that, Salty turned into Big Poppa Pump and cut a promo on Diesel where he used math to determine his chances of winning at the Great Railway Show

[@chesapeakedproductions3009]

Yay, all of my favorite cursed Thomas imagery, in one handy compilation video! My life has been fulfilled!

[@bensonthejoker5255]

Companies really didn’t want to get a copyright strike so they just made these mutants from the shadow realm and the backrooms. Except real companies that just messed up big time! Like what kind of people approved of these!? I would pick tomy playrail!

[@blackstone1a]

2:10 While I’m 99% it’s airsoft as a random fun fact, that rifle is the French “FAMAS”, so it’s Thomas the FAMAS lmao

[@THEWAILFULCARP]

2:14 This looks like a Famas..? But its OBVIOUSLY a Tramas! (Tbh it sounded better in my head)

[@hat6414]

Trainboy: Well that Thomas face is creepy and shouldn’t be on shelves Bachmann Thomas: *exists* Trainboy: Touché, Touché

[@marketgardennn]

8:33 from what I’ve seen from happy C his side rods actually move. remove the soundboard and paint him black and you have diesel with moving siderods

[@BigMaddog5783]

I've actually seen jasper and have walked by him several times....... I feel like it's watching me, like it's eyes burning in the back of my head

[@random_femboy_protogen]

7:35 dangit Thomas stop voring Ryan this is the third time

[@ZstackZip]

7:35 I’d lowkey buy that

[@Flyingdurito]

Laughed the first time at the tire being stolen and I laughed at it again, not necessary at all but still hilarious

[@F40M07]

Get this stuff and destroy it like an off brand Plainrock124

[@vesnapavic2343]

That colouring book was made alongside the chezh dub in the mid 90s

[@vesnapavic2343]

Or maybe the slovak dub idk

[@ghastryder3945]

Jasper is from KLCC in Malaysia lol. Rode him a couple of times when I was there as a kid. There was also a really cool Thomas one on the 3rd or 4th floor I think? I'm not sure. But it was there, so........thats cool.

[@davidtull452]

Anyone got a link to the among us Thomas THIS IS A JOKE

[@afellowsudriann]

“Gordon Get out of there you’re in immediate danger stop smiling!!!!!!!”

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

This is why we don’t let trains incite eldritch rituals

[@Saggynaggy21534]

We did it! We found an extra layer of Hell! We cannot go any further than this!

[@andrewbrohm9304]

That long Salty is his first wooden railway prototype

[@ianwinfield929]

This knockoff merch is cursed. It makes CocoMelon seem tame

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

12:19 “very notable role in the attack on the Plarail Gas Station” I’m dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NicoleSmithMusician]

God has left us to die, we have nothing to do, what shall we do when we have stuff like this

[@TheSilliestGoose655]

Therapist: trickmaster Tomas can’t hurt you Trickmaster Thomas 1:16

[@nom101gaming]

i sadly own this item

[@GTKCF2023]

4:20 4:32 and more funny: 7:19 and 7:28 and also 7:29

[@JustinStudiosYT]

4:51 I Have that got it from a cousin in Japan

[@F40NJ2CAT]

We still need the Tomas tattoo

[@KyndlingStoneCB]

15:05 next ep is a leokimvideo

[@the_autism_express]

2:22 Okay, but like, the prototype wooden railway salty looks like he's an alco RS3

[@alexandraroman4121]

18:46 LIVE Bertie reaction!

[@alexandraroman4121]

9:08 James lover is spitting bars

[@shouadexiong6591]

why is Henry in the water trains can’t swim?

[@arrdeenadventures]

anyone got a link to the among us one?

[@sunwoolee2645]

2:23 That’s a prototype design of salty

[@tee6025]

6:11 “I remember this Thomas 996 from the suffocation station!”

[@justinkessler3092]

20:18 funny or not... YOU DECIDE

[@bean1733]

Lmao the intro is to good

[@YourAverageTrainFan]

Percy runs away and another storys

[@alexandraroman4121]

14:02 I would do this but with 8:21

[@C1anlanticlover2907]

day idk but make HO J50 Thommo please TrainBoy

[@ItsTrainBoy]

What if I told you he’s coming very soon- BUT not OO sadly just yet 😔

[@yellownoobclanchannel5293]

Bro what did thumper do😭

[@starconverse46productions20]

This has to be one of the best and funniest videos ever on the internet, love dis sh*t

[@chasesrailwaylinesrr6447]

1 of the fun things about knock off merchandise is the packaging in the weird stuff it says. End the pictures because you said "It's a picture of an engine farting" XDDDD

[@0doum]

YES NEW F**KING VIDEO

[@Saggynaggy21534]

18:03 2 and a plank of wood

[@brianhebert6152]

8:04 "Alright, send James... wait, so he's on holiday in Spain? Might as well ask Hen-, wait, what you say? Henry achieved the power of flight and flew away? Fine, I might as well send Diesel 10- wait, you're saying he's currently wearing a hat made of chains over his face and going on a rant about math equations that will spell disaster for Diesel at the Great Railway Show? *sigh* Today is not a good day for this railway."

[@Dead.Redhead]

2:03 most iconic

[@AbbeyYard]

2:48 *Create more happy*

[@The_NW_EngineYT]

Why yes, I will indeed dial Bertie-Thomas-Thomas if I happen to see ANY of this fake merch.

[@Heroduothecomedian]

I want Steve trains. He takes my love of steam punk transformers (I think it was called heart of steel) but it is real, use the bumblebee body and turn it into thomas? Yes, now shut up and take my money xD

[@tee6025]

6:51 “shortcut shipping?” “I don’t know what shortcut you’re taking” “But I ain’t taken it with you”

[@nashpeleuses]

Here's what I interpreted from the whole spazz scene at 26:14 oh, my udduboat (unintelligible) whinebepokiname whiybeasoblin whatwetalkinabou? (unintelligible, with some "oh"s ocasionally thrown in) mahweelsaregoinround, mahweelsaregoinroundanround choo choo! choo choo! yahweguud! (yahweguud!) yeh! (more unintelligible) hanstotheright! hanstodaright! ohhh... (unintelligible) yeah,baybee! (yeah,baybee!) i (i) whatoo! (final unintelligible) AH

[@geographyRyan]

*L O N G S A L T Y*

[@tot_Robbie]

Oh no the chain saw! Love u trainboy keep up the great work bro!

[@AustinAndLucas]

7:36 gotta admit that Thomas transformer looks fuckin sick tho Edit: 21:58 Holy Fuck I Used to Have That When I was young It's Been Years Since I Saw one Of Thoses.. Yeah don't buy it

[@timesnewlogan2032]

I actually have the Lionel Thomas and James, and the reason for the face looking so strange is that it's actually a plastic cover. The default face is smiling, and they came with several different faces that fit on top.

[@thomasthetankengine1129]

22:56 ist something from cezch republic (btw im from Slovakia)

[@Trainfan123]

3:35 lol

[@nom101gaming]

i own the 1:16 thomas sadly and its horrible

[@nom101gaming]

if i am not mistaken it came with a rolling stock bootleg toby and this red prob explosives truck

[@PlasmaCraft829]

“Where’s Percy? *blah blah* oh yes he’s imprisoned for tax evasion” How does he do his taxes?

[@stefantara1239]

Why I feel like I had gusto choochoo in my childhood Anyway now he's in my grandparents garage siting there as a flower pot because i broke the wheels

[@Jamesfan01012AU]

There used to be a Thomas ride with Thomas and two troublesome trucks but when I came back there once.... he was gone :(

[@spencerdodd3400]

Don’t mock the cotton Candy that is trapping Percy, that stuff is good.

[@Nutmonk]

Chain saw❌ Thumper saw✅

[@Nutmonk]

8:05

[@BIG_RED_PRODUCTIONS_official]

Correction you can only find the mattel bootlegs on Ali express

[@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944]

Brace for the *FREIGHT TRAIN* By DaGames

[@StationGuyGabe9821]

Train and friends and friends adventure. Create more happy

[@thesteamenginelover1974]

so it turns out THIS ( 4:12 ) is offical, it is 1/2 prototypes of the wooden railway salty!

[@TheNamelessFoxXD]

if trainboy makes like a aime like substory in his videos im gonna die

[@taniswells4141]

so we have train go go and we can see what the train does does made me kinda bust out laughing

[@SnazzyGoober]

Ur content cheers me up all the time and is really fun to binge watch kudos!

[@Uncle_Capt_Blu]

Tomato soup Duck, my favorite flavor and character

[@jsiahmgt241]

What next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dillanmccants4642]

Duck would have an aneurysm sees that they think that he's from the south 😂

[@duckthegreatwesternengine12123]

If i saw the thing from the thumbnail im gonna call the milatary and swat

[@JaxsonPowley]

Someone dial Bertie , Thomas Thomas, please

[@FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE]

I think it was "Power Racer" not "Power Saver."

[@phoenixdening6434]

talking about sodor fallout i think it got the the fake merch

[@that24tankengine91]

So um the train and friends…. I have one of them and they are being sold

[@antoniettapetrillo8956]

Golden bear thomas be like i must puff in chinese

[@reginald_the_craeb2510]

the multivitamin gummies hit DIFFERENT

[@heiscute4207]

Also "Blue Car and Green Car" are Thomas and Percy