T.T. and Mario’s New Album - SNL

In this Cut for Time sketch, music duo T.T. and Mario (Maya Rudolph, Kenan Thompson) release a relatable album about being intimate while married.
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[@CharliePetricor]

“Let’s start together, but finish on our own” That one is way too relatable. 😂

[@clothilde1623]

Ngl, I read your comment and was legit surprised to see what looks like a male username/avatar 😂 (If you aren’t male I genuinely do apologise!)

[@franimal86]

@clothilde1623 Men are not a monolith

[@Danielson1818]

​@@clothilde1623You'd be surprised. Some guys have difficulty finishing. I'll spare you the details, but it's weird that women assume we can just be done on command.

[@Daniel-Weaver]

I always finish on my own. She should catch up. Lucky me.

[@bigjsquare1988]

This is just Kenan and Maya having fun together and I love it.

[@simonedulcie3853]

...i could literally just watch these two making music/ comedy together for hours (!)...theyre both SO good!

[@alyseh9539]

Keenan almost never breaks for real and Maya made him break in almost every skit he was in with her, I love it!

[@TXTrojan]

squirting milk into her mouth like it was lotion in the hot wings skit was hilarious, he was trying so hard to hold his laugh. and this one...Maya was awesome in all these skits.

[@user-zh1nn6iq9r]

Not this time though

[@alyseh9539]

​@@user-zh1nn6iq9rmaybe go back and rewatch the first break was in the first song at 0:43 and at 2:24.

[@tomhiggins875]

It seems to me like Keenan almost always breaks or is on the verge of breaking. That's part of his appeal to me.

[@marier7379]

appointment for sex 😂😂💙💙

[@sondrajenkins9908]

"Thank u 4 the delicious food, it really shows u care, but out of respect let's hold off on sex cuz im gonna take a nap on the torlet"😂😂😂 we was 2 damn full 😂😂

[@andreaadams2159]

i choked crying at that one lololol

[@casadecolores.ceramics]

torlettt??! bahaha

[@creepycast]

Yes, actually I’ve been singing that over and over ever since I can’t get over it, especially the way she said TERLET

[@guywhocomments]

THAT'S what she was saying! Thank you, I thought she was saying turnip, and I knew that wasn't right.

[@bonitahobbs2374]

​@@creepycast😁😁😁😂🤣

[@ethanhoward498]

"are you psychic? 'cause...yeah." Michael's deadpan delivery is perfect for this lmao

[@arcticlight232]

Yeah, I noticed that one, too )

[@ShinRyojin]

I jumped for joy when I saw TT and Mario returning. I’ve been singing Booty So Tight since the 00s.

[@steventhomas4499]

"Hello from me as well" I instantly burst out laughing

[@keeleybee18]

Me too 😂

[@sjligriff9825]

I immediately paused it to flap my hands in joy and then jumped it back for a replay

[@tenofivelips]

It's a funny line but his delivery nails it.

[@jackdaniels5134]

"Hello as well from me" was the literal quote. I'm convinced you're a bot that this made you burst out laughing!

[@flynnfranklin1887]

Lol

[@KR-te8kw]

“Gonna take a nap on the turrlet”😂

[@fnado3000]

Yay Michael Longfellow’s in a skit! Michael and Chloe’s energies balance so nicely, fascinating. And that album title is too good lol.

[@iamskippy]

They *_(and Mikey Day / Collin Jost obviously)_* could play stereotypical rich / preppy / popular “bad guy” characters from an 80’s movie❣️

[@livinginreality6829]

NO

[@cwg73160]

It’s easy to see that you have no idea what you’re talking about.

[@Hyptosis]

I love Chloe and Michael trying to look 'corny sexy' but still looking 'actually sexy'

[@TheTaurean]

These 2 are hilarious together. 😆 It’s the old 70 infomercial vibe for me. 😂 They nailed on it. 👏🏾

[@eyesonthepiescc]

Hearing Minnie Ripperton's daughter sing like this is hilarious.

[@rodneystevenson4057]

Exactly what I was thinking. Her mom was one of the best

[@iamskippy]

Put the music from her song *Lovin you* as the background *and it fits perfectly in with these fake songs they’re “promoting”* ❗️ Props to the music department for their music arrangements to go along with the hilarious lyrics ❣️

[@bornwisedistruction]

Funny thing is Mya can actually sing!

[@TheeTwanSolo]

​@iamskippy that song & Inside My Love are my joints!

[@eyesonthepiescc]

@@bornwisedistruction I know. It's in her blood.

[@Seastar259]

Cephus and Reecy SNL Version 😂😂😂😂

[@NewOrleanswhodat]

Hell yeah I said that 😂😂

[@jami4418]

"I'm just gonna lay here"😂😂😂

[@kimf442]

😂😂😂

[@jessicas.9503]

*gon

[@asynchronicity]

“And then I’m gonna key yer jeep” 😁

[@dirtbagdeacon]

My jeep is on FIYAH!!!!

[@GCarnell]

Got Kenan lookin’ like (old) Al Sharpton!😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

I thought that was supposed to be Barry White.

[@cleverusername9369]

You mean younger Al Sharpton

[@GCarnell]

@@canaisyoung3601 Him, too!😄

[@jamieb2289]

I wish Michael Longfellow was in more sketches 😂😂😂

[@deanbarnette1602]

Definitely sounds like a real marriage!! 😜💯

[@maetay1256]

The way these songs are relatable 😂

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Kenan ,and Maya are the iconic duo we didnt know we needed but wanted more 😂.

[@danberger18]

It's a reprise from a 2005 sketch!

[@heatherstarling1653]

“We were too damn full” 😆😆😆😂🤣😂🤣😂😆😆😆

[@jasmadams]

Everything about this was perfect. Maya doing a parody of her Mom on Mother's Day, Kenan's JB wig, and that feather...

[@babotond]

can YOU shower first? can you SHOWER first? two v e r y different questions.

[@danielm3192]

This sketch is a sequel from years ago. "Let me put it in just a little bit, JUST THE TIP!" 😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

From season 30's Jason Bateman episode (this was the first time he hosted. It was after the episode hosted by Paris Hilton).

[@benzaiten933]

Didn't expect Michael to have such luscious leg hair!

[@canaisyoung3601]

There's a stand-up bit about how he can't grow a beard (or as he calls it, "...doing #NoShaveNovember since January 31st, 1994"), but the rest of his body can grow hair just fine.

[@prathamsaxena9503]

😂

[@AP12360]

🤣🤣🤣

[@debschaefer7820]

No judgement, but I've never heard anyone say that about a man's leg hair. How do you feel about men's back hair?

[@RobeLifeMusic]

This should NOT have been cut for time! NO sketch featuring a silk robe should be cut for time 👘🙌

[@carsondenny1986]

This is so wild, gross, sketchy, hilarious - all the things… that this is your actual screenname. Edit: and channel with 10,000 subscribers. Now including me

[@shayboogie3682]

@robelifemusic- Facts! 📠😂

[@RobeLifeMusic]

More silk robes in SNL sketches, please 👘🙌

[@ShartinScorsese]

This must be your dream come true, they’re actually in silk robes!!!

[@RobeLifeMusic]

@@ShartinScorsese It truly is! I've loved robes since I was 7. I make music about robes. I go robe hunting at thrift stores. I want to make artwork along with music to the ones I find and sell them online.

[@ShartinScorsese]

@@RobeLifeMusic follow your dreams!!!

[@HumanABC]

😆

[@CashCowSlay]

@@RobeLifeMusic I find that both fascinating and, respectfully, hilarious at the same time 😂😂 I can't tell if you're actually serious or you're just trolling hella hard lmaooo

[@clothilde1623]

When Maya started singing my precious mouthful of G&T ended up all over the monitor. My God that woman is funny! ❤

[@mikaeljurvanen2731]

Keenan's from the BeeGees 😂

[@fourthgirl]

Nooo. Barry White vibes.

[@mikaeljurvanen2731]

@@fourthgirl ok that's better

[@user-rk2ln9eb6q]

" don't get your hopes up" lol lol

[@daughterofgod3829]

This is giving Cephus and Reccie from In Living Color

[@AriesSuperLove]

I was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂

[@najwaflowers8038]

Exactly

[@meowmeowmeow16]

Why is it always the BEST sketch cut for time?????????

[@stephenlondon3363]

I was going to say, this was not in the show last night!! 😮

[@carsondenny1986]

“And then, SLEEP!”

[@jodiburnett6211]

😂🎉

[@NOCALGooN916]

😂😂😴

[@devonstewart9376]

These two are always stupid good together 😂😂😂 remember the tap dancing skit🤣🤣🤣

[@gregoryuk]

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[@sjligriff9825]

No and I just searched for it using multiple terms with no luck, please take pity and add a link!

[@dillilyeverage315]

​@@sjligriff9825 I think they mean the "choreographers" sketch?

[@OneaeBlack]

SNL always does such good musical comedy show.

[@Healingwithflo]

Cuz I’m gonna take a nap on the terlittt 😂😂

[@jcruz6453]

"Hello as well from me" hahaha

[@piper2521]

I’m so glad they brought this back

[@PennyGrey-pl7no]

Love seeing Maya and Keenan!Best host and show this season!

[@paixamourchanel9084]

S-E-C-K-S

[@Ciclopea2]

"Booty On Time, let's make an appointment for sex" was so ahead of its time "10:30, i'm on a zoom" 😆

[@CasualKnitter]

Why do I keep watching this every day? I am not even married but it's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@coffee1207]

GOODNESS. T.T. and Mario are FABULOUS 👌🏼

[@msnos6245]

These kinds of albums were done away with when MP3s, the burning of CDs, and iTunes came into play, but I like how Time Life and other people still kept trying sell us this stuff.

[@ZombieQueeen]

😂 uhhh why would the medium have anything to do with it?

[@JacyndaMinor]

Do they really keep making stuff like that, like they”now that’s what I call music” franchise?

[@KidFresh71]

"Let's start together, but finish on our own." Every couple married 10+ years, raise your collective hands.

[@arcticlight232]

Love it! Maya's great, and finally Michael in a skit, he's doing pretty well. Good chemistry with Chloe, too

[@LarryLadale]

I'm surprised the host couple didn't break after those songs. This is gold!

[@derekseven1647]

These are two of my favorite characters on Saturday Night Live ever TT and Mario the woman Jason Bateman is insanely funny

[@deniseh6540]

This sketch is just super!!! I laughed so much !!

[@shutupandcolor]

9 mins? I'll be able to play it 5 times in the bathroom.

[@ROBYNMARKOW]

Or Turlet..

[@adjustableWench]

HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA

[@arcticlight232]

Nine minutes if you listen together.

[@morganbyrd664]

This was a great show! All the sketches landed!

[@eddieford9373]

Not wanting to have seckx because I cooked an incredible meals has happened to me a few times, and nothing makes me feel so damn proud as a cook.

[@craigshetterly]

I love how "An Appointment for Sex" is along the same rhythm as "D**k in a Box." 😂

[@jamesCamali]

How in the world was this cut for time lol

[@vjcodec]

My jeep is on FIRE! 🔥

[@ttoleafoa70]

We got another T.T. and Mario album before GTA 6

[@DiederickABecker]

I'm so happy TT and Mario returned!! "My arms are getting tired!" is one of my favourite song-lyrics of all time. 🥲

[@leotuber]

I love how Michael acts like he’s not really supposed to be on SNL and is getting away with it. He’s so magnetic on screen. And he and Chloe have INSANE chemistry wow.

[@providencephelps1497]

I love Michael

[@lealmelisa]

The chemistry between Chloe and Michael 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@takeoverusa]

Lmao. Wardrobe people at snl y’all good. 😊

[@spooky-spaghetti]

love to see michael longfellow getting this role of the committed but awkward man

[@windowbreezes]

hahah I love it when Kenan goes to the 70s.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Which is weird, because Kenan was born in 1978, so he would have missed out on that whole decade (including SNL's first five years when it was untouchable). However, his parents probably had their best years in the 1970s and there are people out there who love decades that they weren't born in.

[@mauiskater]

Yep just about to have my 22nd wedding anniversary and 24 years together. I think I need this. 😂😂

[@shauncarter924]

Low key hits home for 95% of married couples lol

[@fabionhewitt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i can't stopped laughing 😅

[@BxCortez2050]

And to think her mother is possibly one of the greatest singers

[@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt]

Imagine listening to "Loving You" and knowing it's your Mom

[@noa_the_knower]

Maya can sing too just not like her mum

[@AP12360]

I love Chloe. She is so talented. ❤

[@connorranz9746]

Kenan looking like Barry White circa 75'

[@GeneBurnett]

Keenan can really sing, that's what makes his parody singing so good.

[@robb2biago]

I’m gonna take a nap on the teeeerrrrleet

[@willt.9654]

Longfellow might have the best speaking voice in the cast since Chris Parnell

[@seanmullen2701]

Longfellow is awesome.

[@deekayvoices]

Best SNL skit I've seen in a long time.

[@kellenfurter]

" My back! Get off of me!" Gave hottub vibes! 😉

[@mayflower7811]

This skit should not have been cut it's too hilarious

[@toddanthony6664]

S-E-C-K-S😂😂😂 Why did they make Chloe and Michael look like they're in their mid 40s?

[@KasanovaVybe1990]

Trip dwn Classic skit lane🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎯🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@maricruzgarcia8337]

I haven't watched a sketch so good like this in SNL since Maya and Kirsten left

[@BRNNTNT]

They forgot to include the album cost $9.95. 😂🤣

[@nonabliss]

"The whole album is only nine minutes." 😂🤣

[@JohnJenkins-ib5wh]

I love this skit so much 👌💯

[@ImmortalChaos]

"And then sleep" 🎶

[@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt]

How much do I have to pay to have that CD case on my coffee table???

[@tanfel4]

Okay, I'm crying...! Too funny.

[@Macrd84]

Hahaha we were too damn full lol lol

[@joejackson2930]

What in the Yarbrough & Peoples was that? 🤣🤣

[@jamesmapson1582]

Why does Kenan have to look like young Al Sharpton!!!🤣

[@glowingfatedie]

"Don't get your hopes up" - **chloe's look*

[@Ceares]

with their voices I was really expecting some more SNL bangers and the way my mouth was hanging open with they started singing, lol

[@erikagray9883]

😂😂😂😂 Were they watching from inside our house 2019 - 2022? ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Our marriage was nearly sex-less for almost two years due to severe health issues I was dealing with. Looking back, I am grateful for that time, as it strengthened our connection. It also allowed this skit to be so relatable that I was laughing so hard I started choking 😂😂😂😂😂 But in all seriousness...I recommend taking a lengthy period of time to focus solely on all the non-sexual aspects of your relationship. If it breaks the relationship down, then it was unhealthy to begin with. If the relationship is strong, it will only strengthen it.

[@eyesonthepiescc]

Keenan has been making me laugh my whole life

[@Hannahhhconda]

Michael Longfellow is so pretty

[@jadatuggle]

Gonna take a nap on the TERRLET

[@richardlamb7791]

Tt and Mario are back !!!!!!!!!

[@kelconway5792]

So funny, I keep watching it and laugh every time! The sketch from 10 years ago is so funny too. Does anyone know if there are any more?

[@ashleyparks1738]

I love his hair😆 and the sensual couple

[@mongdc]

“That was shorter than I expected”😂😂😂😂😂

[@Theupgradeguy]

Kenan looks like Cedric the Entertainer there. LOL!

[@anthonylicausi3566]

MY FAVORITE!

[@mm277hb]

i hate to break it to you, but heidi is headed straight into the snl hall of fame. i freakin love her!!

[@abbywilson5988]

I agree! But Heidi isn't in this sketch. 😂

[@mm277hb]

@@abbywilson5988 😂 i typed the comment after the girl who says she’s not mad and it posted after this one started playing. 😂

[@annicasandstedt3449]

I saw Keenan and Maya in thumbnail, I clicked so fast