100 People Tell Us a Joke | Keep it 100 | Cut

[@tiaschroeder4331]

I love the person laughing in the background😂

[@biancavanderwalt1277]

Tia Schroeder Right! She is enjoying herself. 😂

[@jasonlopez5913]

Tia Schroeder me too 😂

[@fifilein6720]

0:58 teenage boys ejem they hey offendend

[@nateguerra2510]

Nah I love the guy who says a good joke is his credit score

[@carolmcdonald1852]

@@nateguerra2510 by try hi hi hi ko

[@elly7176]

6:23 *Why does santa clause have such a big sack? Cause he only comes once a year* This killedme lol

[@Aethelhadas]

i dont get it :(

[@phoenks]

@@Aethelhadas innocent child

[@ofe9411]

@@Aethelhadas innocent child

[@jacksonpeanut960]

Alisha kot innocent child

[@emmanuelalalade9271]

Alisha kot innocent child

[@devendrajagtap5003]

Anyone-tell me a joke Me forgets every joke ever heard

[@flash98449]

Here's a short one "I can't stand being in a wheelchair"

[@no-zz4ye]

@@flash98449 Love it!

[@yashiro3436]

flash 98449 Why did it take me so long to get it?

[@annaherman3068]

@@Dixxi racist🙄

[@elim_micro]

same

[@kim-jm4ot]

"what goes oom oom" "a cow in reverse" THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE I DO NOT KNOW WHYYYY😭😭

[@foghornleghorns3244]

Just a hunch, but maybe it’s your favourite because it’s the joke that made you laugh the most?

[@martinawad3629]

"What goes *OOM OOM* " "What?" "A cow in reverse" 😂😅😂

[@dorcasfannysabuni598]

Martin Awad HAHAHAHAHA LMFAOOO

[@maddiefaulk5989]

Martin Awad it’s supposed to be “oom oom” bc cows go “moo moo” 😭

[@stvcrip]

@@maddiefaulk5989 you're so dumb he said a cow in reverse

[@oliviag9450]

That’s my 7 grade math teacher

[@itzjacob6460]

But why is that funny tho..💀😂

[@starzspiral]

They all have these cute little proud smiles and it's so pure wtf

[@dinosaurs_rule]

I know!! It's so lovely

[@cyclingcycles7953]

"These..." "These what?" "These nu-"

[@ejmtv3]

perfect cut IMO lmao

[@shrimp4655]

Dez nuts

[@aidanriehl9037]

That was THE BEST part of the video

[@popeyes_chicken_n_bitches]

2:48 time stamp

[@kitsothemotifvideos4702]

😂😂😂😂

[@purvashan3665]

Genuinely feel bad for the jokes that went un-laughed at😂

[@ape2533]

Some of them were really bad tho

[@sejj_444]

It was so akward- I couldn't handle it

[@zenttv3613]

Cut:100 people tell us a joke 70% of them: *hmmmm*

[@Xerxsion]

Imagine saying 70% of 100 people instead of just saying "70 of them"

[@sirshambou3724]

@@guccigrech35 imagine using clown emojis

[@keithspianopieces9957]

one thousandth liker, proud of myself

[@alizahassan7050]

Lqst Dragon imagine not replying

[@lqstdragon1500]

@@alizahassan7050, couldn't imagine it.

[@lieselvs5257]

"So a panda walks into a restaurant and orders a salad. He eats the salad, then when he's done, whips out a gun, shoots the guy across from him and walks out the door. When confronted, the panda says "I'm a panda, that's what I do. If you don't believe me, look it up in the dictionary." So the people find a dictionary and it says; "Panda; large mammal native to Asia. Eats shoots and leaves," This is my go to bad joke and I love it. It's so bad but I don't care.

[@saisuthantvmoahri8471]

Love you

[@saisuthantvmoahri8471]

Love you

[@young.angry.devildawg]

Love you

[@celestia6956]

It is not that bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elinapant12]

Its not bad at all.

[@kevinbling6551]

"What do you call a cheap circumcision?" "A rip off" ✔️

[@jamesbelan]

Should be an expensive one!

[@mbxngz]

😑😳

[@matthewwalden3460]

What do you call any cirCUMcision? Sorry, to all the babies whose mother circumSIZED you for their husBAND, like its a DISSgrace to The CARRYing on of huMANity.....

[@afifm4533]

@@Joey.S coz i think by rip off, it means that skin is ripped from the dick or saink idk

[@ultrateam-I4I]

thats vile dude

[@ulusxs1096]

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows to high. She looked surprised

[@chickendumpling5662]

UNDERRATED LMFAO

[@ulusxs1096]

@@chickendumpling5662 haha thanks!

[@sejj_444]

HAHAHAHA

[@kamillerasmussen8222]

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk rolling

[@xhdx6026]

Lol you take it from siri🤦‍♂️😂😅

[@Phobofeelia]

You bloody genius.

[@ambermitchell2672]

HAHAHAHHA

[@athirahsufyan7509]

i love you

[@-kappa-]

😂😂😂good one

[@harrish2887]

'Hunpty Dumpty fell on the wall andddddddd did he get up i dunno'

[@AwkwardCheeseIsAwkward]

HAHAHAHA

[@GabzOfficial]

this had me cryinggg

[@saratatasval5726]

“dunno” is dont know so you dont have to repeat the know

[@stugo7074]

How did I escape from Iraq? *_Iran_*

[@girl_liker69420]

Stagerz someone said that in my world cultures class in sixth grade LMAO

[@nimaasadi8882]

Laugh Out Loud😆😆 I'm from *iran*

[@user-jb4hu7je5d]

Nìma 79 we get it dumbass ... u dont beed to say it twice.... jk btw and im from iran too

[@yousifalkhafagi798]

I from iraq you got me😂

[@nimaasadi8882]

@@user-jb4hu7je5dCHILL Homie 😮 Bad connection I tought it didn't go off my bad

[@iluvsherbet]

2:48 the way it cuts off 😭😭

[@cheneethompson5756]

I laughed my ass off!

[@chloe8387]

everyone's first thought when asked 'tell me a joke': my life

[@lIlIIIIIlIlIIlIlIllllIIllIIlII]

It's not a joke, it's a disappointing ballad of events

[@tomek3210]

joke: -why there are no pharmacies in africa? -because you can not eat medicines on an empty stomach badum tsss

[@ziltheweirdoswtfmakeup8049]

Actually my first thought was: me.

[@Mar19016]

just started watching this, if someone doesn't say that im gonna be disappointed. Just like my parents Update: im not disappointed.

[@myah3435]

Can’t tell a joke about something you don’t have 😉

[@adrianghandtchi1562]

I only know one, dramatic pauses are needed. A Blind man walks into a bar... And a chair... And a table.

[@imagine2867]

I don’t get it

[@daytimelantern6570]

@@imagine2867 dummy

[@awwhsthetic]

Jessica MEMES it means that he runs into everything since he's blind.

[@Shadow81989]

That one's dark - I like it!

[@colorbar.s]

haha people are disabled and I'm not aren't I funny hahaha

[@mogu1656]

Dark humor jokes are like antivac kids. They never grow old

[@elliem5078]

😂

[@dirtrider88]

dark humor is like food. some people dont get it.

[@yogabbagabbaskye]

dirtrider88 and I oof-

[@rashley1250]

I am an anti vac child

[@dirtrider88]

@@rashley1250 you just proved my joke right

[@duwiii420]

"tell me a joke" "me" "yes, you" "that's not a question"

[@royalpixie6930]

“why did the fat kid drop his ice cream” “BeCaUsE hE gOt HiT bY a BuS” idk why that got me cracking up 😂 🤣😂

[@laraligiaoliveira86]

right? jajajjajajaj

[@cyanide2813]

u ruined it for me

[@whitebeard666]

@@cyanide2813 dont read the fucking comments then

[@juliat7999]

Haha, the best I could come up with 🤣

[@Mara-yf1se]

When?!

[@nicolalasiu5955]

3:00 he’s speaking italian and he said: “do you know where philadelphia is? in the fridge” for those who don’t get it philadelphia is a kind of cheese lol ok

[@jennifrsbody]

such a beautiful language!!

[@keniaavila05]

Fareeha Amari yea I kinda wanna learn it!

[@matteo_gabriele]

But in Italian it's not a joke. Everyone thinks about the cheese and knows it's in the fridge

[@CaterinaFalvoArt]

Ora andrò a Philadelphia solo per rivendermi la battuta 😂

[@nova66666]

I... I only know the cheese... Is there a city or a state called like this??

[@darkcatstudios]

2:48 Deez deez what *_DEEZ NU-_*

[@redgrengrumbholdt2671]

She even looks like the guy from the video

[@That_CatGracie]

räkänokkakarvaperse hahaha

[@vilma7577]

@@redgrengrumbholdt2671 terve

[@crowniisub3652]

räkänokkakarvaperse oml ur right

[@mackenziecurtiss2525]

Where is the ts when u need em

[@thygo]

6:23 lmao this was def the best one

[@DetrickROS]

What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.

[@dhenejerbebe1400]

Detrick that’s a fine neck Detrick.

[@kafreechicago2980]

YO THAT IS SO GOOD WTF

[@DetrickROS]

Just Stole Your Manz neckagenic 🤪

[@wild4newlife]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dhenejerbebe1400]

Detrick marry me.

[@xx_mikyackerman5024]

3:00 it's Italian, he said : do you know where the Philadelphia is? In the fridge

[@rexflores8461]

Like the cream cheese

[@matteotteoma247]

Sì ma perché l'ha detto così

[@xx_mikyackerman5024]

@@rexflores8461 yeah

[@xx_mikyackerman5024]

@@matteotteoma247 Non lo so manco io ahahah

[@leodenardus6595]

@@xx_mikyackerman5024 perché Filadelfia è una città Americana, quindi gli americani si aspettavano che la risposta giusta fosse: In Pennsylvania (che è la regione dove si trova Philadelphia) , quindi 'in frigo' riferendosi al formaggio è una battuta, brutta, non mi ha fatto ridere, ma è pur sempre una battuta

[@ih8mylife110]

Him: Say a joke "My credit score" "My life" That's a big ass mood

[@jul2447]

Say a joke You.

[@OGB6719]

no because jokes have meaning

[@ilysm.6642]

bt oc ALRIGHT THAT WAS GOOD

[@OGB6719]

A Clever Username thank you aha

[@ndyoyo1905]

Omg ur so quirly for saying ur a joke omg sksksksksk

[@anaescobar8746]

Joke from Siri: Siri: knock knock Me: who’s there? Siri: Ariana grande Me: Ariana grande who? Siri: ok , boomer

[@alanramirez7123]

82 likes yet it made me laugh harder than the rest

[@blazetino5713]

I don’t get it 😞

[@AdarshKumar-nj7rp]

Food to Africans and joke to@@blazetino5713, they don't always get it.

[@ele2801]

4:10 ok that actually made me laugh

[@angrygrouse4989]

I hate how it perfectly describes my sense of humor

[@pidgon7465]

Me too

[@corriejo3655]

Same

[@marcelo.bassalo]

I'm becoming a fan of this guy.

[@anaa3234]

Ghahahhahahahah me too

[@mirandaleigh4360]

My son who’s into astronomy asked me how stars die. I said,” Usually an overdose, son.”

[@summersolstice255]

Name checks out

[@adrien...555]

OMG That is my go-to Joke!

[@kizmutpribula5591]

a shotgun for Mr kurt

[@PRClimbStudio]

LOL ))))))))))

[@user-bl3fl7cu7p]

I dont get it..

[@thatawkwardgirl698]

Have you heard of the movie “Constipation?” That’s cause it hasn’t come out yet.

[@sohini9990]

Omg😂

[@annabruh7159]

2:48 the way they cut her off had me SCREAMING

[@sugary.cravings]

Q: What does the frog does to the paper? A: Rip it. 😂😂😂😂

[@user-pc3vs3bd4j]

......smh

[@ok-uz9pm]

That bit came on when I was reading this

[@markgriffith5809]

A woman was giving birth to twins in the hospital and passed out during delivery. When she woke up, the doctor was standing over her. “Congratulations,” he said, “you’ve given birth to twins- a girl and a boy. Since you passed out during delivery, your brother named the children.” She winced. “Uh oh, my brother’s kind of a dunce sometimes. What did he name the girl?” “Denise,” said the doctor. “Oh,” said the woman, “that’s not bad. What about the boy?” “Denephew.”

[@CottoncanzyAnnchristine]

Mark Griffith LMAOOOOO

[@gforgreta]

this was actually funny

[@gogo7904]

I’m fucking weak 😭😂😂😂😂

[@penguin-tc1cx]

😂😂😂😂 funny thing, one of my friends are called Denese

[@penguin-tc1cx]

its meant to be a joke

[@brunomcleod]

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He PASTAWAY. We CANNOLI do so much. His legacy will be a PIZZA history.

[@tomlenas3514]

Lmao wow

[@Cait606]

Dang man

[@audreythomas9327]

Here today gone tomato His wife isn't over it yet, cheese really upset Here today gone tomorrow Everyone is sending olive their prayers to the family

[@madeleinecarson7262]

1:34 I love this dude,and I would trust him with my life

[@danielleleclair7506]

Hard agree.

[@salomevenema9046]

Ask me if i’m a carrot ‘Are you a carrot?’ No i’m not

[@lehaswinipalla3365]

Dude this is super funny to me for no reason 😂😂😂

[@nicolascisternas2844]

😂

[@hannah3970]

1:16 keep replaying this, her laugh sounds like “never had a friend like me” from aladdin 😂

[@simplycomplicated3573]

Oh god

[@jazz9090]

I'm cryinggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vavavoom587]

• hannah • UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@endertobias1908]

Waah waah

[@foreveruseless1292]

Lmaoooo

[@thebestcommentator]

0:35. Actually made me laugh 😂

[@-kelslondg_2643]

Ikr

[@jrcervincervin2782]

6:01 I love this guy he is so awkwardly cool In another video "How gay are u" he answered "Not gay enough to have done any of the fun stuff"

[@kyla1922]

Knock knock Who’s there Brittany spears Knock knock Oops I did it again

[@bigwha1032]

Unitato Potato old

[@daphne2108]

Is that you Jordan?

[@milum812]

0:35. *me trying to tell a joke*

[@lizzievischer5139]

HAHAHA MEEE😂

[@milesyoungblood7173]

4:10 I laughed more than I should’ve

[@Brittany_Taylors_Version]

Miles Youngblood same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nightzn_]

That's not funny

[@milesyoungblood7173]

Night Zin that’s because you’re not “on that level”. Once you ascend you will find it funny

[@Brittany_Taylors_Version]

Night Zin lol maybe to you its not

[@HereComesThe-Sun]

I don’t get it, is there a way to understand that joke

[@johnlemonthegreat677]

"Do you know where Philadelpha is?" "In the fridge!" - Italian guy 3:00

[@amythepapi]

*humpty dumpty fell on the wall* *and he didnt get back up* WHY DID I LAUGH

[@patrice1810]

I laughed out too 🤣🤣😭

[@The_Yosh]

amythepapi I would like this comment, but there is 666 likes

[@lemonadecrunchyice]

Me too I started listening and was like wth is this then ended up laughing and was like O.o why am I laughing

[@maijac6896]

*Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

[@Shadow81989]

I actually like that, just have to go like "Oh wait, I have another one" in between and it should REALLY get people xD

[@thenightwalker1114]

😂😂 I said this to my little brother and he didn’t know what it meant but then I heard my dad laugh 😂

[@silva3479]

Lmaooo the vine energy 😂😂

[@Wigconic.]

I'm gonna tell you a joke KZbin rewind

[@solunetic530]

Lol remember me dude lmao

[@solunetic530]

Have u seen pewdiepie rewind? It's got more likes than the actual KZbin rewind.

[@Wigconic.]

@@solunetic530 yeah i already see thats DOPE

[@jjsinger557]

ooooofff

[@fae451]

*Iconic*

[@ykim209]

"How do you get a nun pregnant ?" "u dress her up like an altar boy "

[@miajackson1741]

JAIILLLL XD

[@pryzm1698]

In my opinion the best joke of all time: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. the juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes” “Oui” “Sí” “Ja”

[@zizou5783]

yeah aight

[@Cheryskul]

Ohhhh now I get it, I read this joke before but never understood it

[@OtakuNekoChanKawaii]

@@Cheryskul aren't you supposed to be smart Light ?

[@Cheryskul]

@@OtakuNekoChanKawaii 😅

[@msbrownie8248]

Mini Mon lolol

[@doublechin8088]

“You wanna play the rape game” “No” “Thats the spirit” Woah lmaoo

[@coolcat2956]

speakerjunkie e i don't get it

[@matthewrobinson2088]

@@coolcat2956 Non-consensual sex is rape, so when she asked the guy if he wanted to play the rape game and he said no the joke is that he was gonna get RAPED anyway cause rape is non-consensual

[@coolcat2956]

Toney Jackson oh my god...

[@matthewrobinson2088]

@@coolcat2956 yup

[@toricampbell8213]

“Ah, Jesus”

[@hitikagahalot4549]

*This comment section exists* *Depression has left the chat*

[@seemagahalot3828]

Haha

[@isabellezeta349]

Yeah right 😃

[@daphne2108]

For a while

[@hitikagahalot4549]

@Donald Trump 😅😅

[@nuv2987]

Donald Trump umm, you’d think the president could understand a joke- oh wait nevermind.

[@victoria1835]

Italian guy at 3:00 is underrated. He’s the best part

[@Fatelvis2]

what is he saying?

[@isaribeiro8662]

@@Fatelvis2 he said something like "do you know where's Philadelphia? in the fridge" sounded better in italian tho

[@Fatelvis2]

@@isaribeiro8662 hmm I think the punch line must be lost in translation

[@nusscreme1495]

@@Fatelvis2 I got you, Philadelphia is a curd cheese spread brand in Germany and appearently also in Italy

[@Fatelvis2]

@@nusscreme1495 Thanks we have Philadelphia cream cheese here it might be the same thing

[@blesswashere]

4:34 “okay, so there was this woman.” Guy: “alright, editor, maybe you use that to piece in a longer joke.” SAVAGE!!! 😂

[@lilikagamer3724]

Lol that was mean

[@kcanded]

Fire that a******.

[@hannah3970]

It was so rude

[@lexxy6305]

poor gorl ;-; her face: 😦

[@GlennsOnPip]

• hannah • || How was that rude, she didn't have a joke making her the singlehandedly most unfunny person, of anything he saved the day

[@tenscutenose9521]

for the people who want to know abt the guy speaking in a foreign language (italian) “do you know where philadelphia is?” “in the fridge” (philadelphia is a kind of cheese)

[@bnebnebne]

2:50 Where do you bury somebody with OCD? In a symmetry! *I DIED*

[@averyreicher2501]

Actually, most people who have actual OCD are not perfectionists. It's mostly about intrusive, obsessive thoughts that enter the mind, Then, they have to complete compulsions to rid themselves of the bad feeling they get from the obsessive thoughts. Personally, I don't find that joke hilarious. I understand the jokes about OCD are told by people that don't have OCD and don't understand the condition fully. I just felt the need to let you know this.

[@pursuitsoflife.6119]

A. R. Thanks?

[@lisacoulton7931]

A. R. Literally no one asked.

[@averyreicher2501]

Lisa Coulton I know, I just wanted to let you know. Me and my very best friend both suffer from this condition, and I wanted to speak up and let you know that although some jokes aren’t meant to be hurtful, they can be taken the wrong way

[@HeyItzRosie]

A. R. r/woooosh

[@nokaroundgy8674]

The joke about the kid dropping their ice cream is my favorite joke of all time! I’ve never heard someone else say it out loud and I give mad props to that lady

[@HAMAYT]

What is DJ khaleds favourite number? 11 - because it has another 1

[@user-pc3vs3bd4j]

Lmao!😂😂😂😂👌

[@laianyfernandes5620]

Hahaha good one

[@JoWithTheFro1]

I like it! See there are jokes that don’t offend anyone!😊

[@Gingerella42]

I’m stealing this 😂

[@piyush9107]

I didn't get it😅

[@doublechin8088]

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but he already beat me to the punch line

[@flextapefanatic564]

You're pfp says it all

[@invisible4040]

@@flextapefanatic564 your*

[@cherishtheday2223]

Jesus loves you

[@oofyoutrieddidntya7769]

What did micheal jackson say when he burnt himself on his curling iron? “Its just a little he- heat” 😂😂😂 imma head out

[@doggoesfloof1223]

Lmao

[@Noodle-hd8sn]

Debi's coming for ya

[@arminwalker7756]

Oofyoutrieddidntya? Durangedmomma wants to know your location!!!

[@jazz9090]

@@julianrojas553 you ruined the joke for me...

[@ilysm.6642]

Oofyoutrieddidntya? No, Stay, Please.

[@jasperswoozy6092]

1:10 im- the laugh in the background was equally as funny too

[@user-lh8he8sr3q]

3:03 He's saying: Do you know where Philadelphia is? In the fridge. (In italy Philadelphia is also like a cheese cream) It's pretty bad but I wanted to translate for ya. So here we go!!

[@kikhs.]

In Greece too!

[@mils9495]

its a brand everywhere just saying but thanks for the translation

[@Jakupovicpranksta]

Yeah, around the europe is it philadelphia an cream 😂

[@simona_sigmund1001]

Thanks!

[@nicolomilani42]

Si ma è pessima hahahahah

[@deadlyNightshade789]

Can you make a video like this but in reverse? 100 People react to a bad joke?

[@s-traiss7313]

that's a really good idea actually

[@yungparable]

Three men were walking in the woods when they got captured by a savage tribe The tribe said “if you want to live, go out into the forest and bring back ten of a single fruit.” So they all ventured off. The first man returned to the tribe with ten apples. The tribe said “Now shove all ten apples up your ass without making a sound and we won’t kill you.” The man shoved four apples and grunted so they killed him and he went to heaven. The second man returned with grapes. The same rules were repeated to him and he began to shove the grapes up his ass. He got to nine and burst out laughing so the tribe killed him and he went to heaven. When he got to heaven, the first man asked him, “why did you laugh?, you were soo close to living.” The second man said “I laughed because I saw the third man coming back with watermelons.”

[@caesaranthoniozeppeli7748]

Definitely the best joke I've ever heard

[@jul2447]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[@jul2447]

One of jokes that arent overused(that I havent heard yet)

[@rickynabor9867]

Caleb Ofori 😂😂😂😂

[@MrBraddles3128]

It’s supposed to be pineapples that the last dude brought back...

[@helloiamtiredallthetime.631]

Don’t ever let anyone tell you you can’t do something. Everyone told Beethoven he couldn’t compose, but did he listen?

[@hardcrowley1549]

*tell me a joke* My grades.

[@100subsforicecream9]

My grades are worst then you buddy

[@marysoto1309]

*My life*

[@100subsforicecream9]

100k subs with one video challenge fuck no

[@100subsforicecream9]

@@100ksubswithonevideochalle3 I still haven't started high school I should be a Jr I still get my grades in the mail with all Fs

[@Angel-mz5ed]

O

[@SupaDopex3]

Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.

[@사회적반]

Gurl I- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarajoshi1276]

Lmaoo 😂😂😂 i died

[@ubiquitous_plebeian]

Oh no-

[@Cait606]

Dude

[@ParallelNoisee]

First joke I've laughed at in a while

[@chriisssssss]

“What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?” *”Alickalottapuss.”*

[@jazz9090]

That just caught me off guard tbh 😂😅

[@idk.8012]

I-

[@yousra3279]

@@jazz9090 I know I was so surprised when I heard her like what ??

[@lala-wm4rt]

💀💯

[@deadmihana]

what- lmao

[@thatbharris]

Love how their personalities match the jokes they tell

[@worf9412]

"These" "These what?" "ThEsE n-"

[@setboundarieskindly]

*Deez

[@evandub]

Deez nuts

[@noooneee]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" -Why? "To get to the idiots house." *Knock knock!* -Who's there? "The chicken." I just find this one really funny, I just have the sense of humor of a kid, sorry :))

[@anonymus3198]

I don't understand why it's funny?

[@noooneee]

@@anonymus3198 Because the chicken was trying to get to the idiots house, and it comes to your house

[@tomek3210]

joke: -why there are no pharmacies in africa? -because you can not eat medicines on an empty stomach badum tsss

[@SldOnEmWithDa45]

wiadro z deszczówką 😂😂😂 I’m getting off KZbin...

[@amereslave]

@@tomek3210 wtf man

[@warriorjan4730]

my go to joke is rose out of curiosity asks this to her mom “mom why am i named rose” “because when you were born a rose fell on your head” the mom said daisy hears this and asks “why is my name daisy?” “because when you were born a daisy fell on your head” the mom said when brick heard this he asks “GAHGAFSGAHSVGAGA?”

[@nica5600.]

😂😂😂👌👌

[@joke7942]

tell me for what?╭(￣▽￣)╯

[@Rirfit]

Tijolinho is everywhere

[@PRClimbStudio]

:))))))))))

[@xbenci]

honestly one of the only jokes in this comment section that actually makes you laugh

[@jiannathorne7991]

(my band director always thought this was so hilarious) So there's this guy who's going to take his girlfriend to prom next week. He goes to the store to get a suit, but so many people are doing the same thing. He goes to checkout and he stands in this long line. It's alright, it'll be worth it. The next day, he goes to get a haircut, so he can look stylish. He goes to the salon, but there's so many people there already. He has to wait in line for so long before he can finally get a haircut. It's alright, it'll be worth it. The day before prom, he realizes he needs to get a corsage, so he goes to the flower shop. He gets stuck in traffic, and has to wait it this long line of cars. He finally gets to the shop, but there's a bunch of people getting flowers for their dates too. So he picks out a corsage and waits in line. The cashier is Soo slow and he's waiting for like an hour. It's alright, it'll be worth it. It's finally prom day, so he goes to pick up his girlfriend. They go to the school and see a line of kids waiting outside. The doors haven't opened yet, so they wait in this line for a long time. The school finally opens, and they start taking tickets. They hadn't bought their tickets yet, though. They got to the front of the line finally, but then they tell him they have to get in a different line if they hadn't bought tickets yet. So, they had to stand in a long line to buy them. After they got their tickets, they went to the admission line. Many people had arrived since the beginning, so it was a long wait. They waited for what seemed like forever. FINALLY, they get inside the prom. They want to recommend a song to the DJ, so they go up to the booth. They see at least 4 other couples doing the same thing. So they have to wait in line to get the song. Their song eventually comes up and they start dancing. His girlfriend says she's thirsty, so he goes to get in the line for punch. But there is no punchline.

[@jazz9090]

Slowly burries my face in my pillow because of how stupid that was

[@yousra3279]

@@jazz9090 and because I've spent a minute rereading this thinking I missed the joke

[@bruh-zn8ju]

*_GET OUT._*

[@Ruby-yn5fp]

i love this

[@rubaiba8334]

i hate you

[@tiaschroeder4331]

I bought these shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I have been trippin all day

[@QuinnF97]

If that's not a Stephen Wright gag, it totally should've been.

[@MsZan2]

😂😂 dats hilarious lol

[@evagutierrez5585]

Best joke

[@no-zz4ye]

XDD

[@gerremyajoseph6365]

Who else laughed at the “anti-joke”?😂

[@SuperAnonymousName]

Haha thank you 😂

[@bigballerbenji7217]

Jerry Pancakes when is it cos I’m impatient

[@gerremyajoseph6365]

X- Burglar 5:06

[@milicajelaca1994]

Jerry Pancakes i died sksksks

[@flightlessnova468]

Hell yeah i did!!! Here’s my own one.. What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don’t know, he hasn’t opened it yet._.

[@saad_5151]

"Tell me a joke" "Ehmmm...my credit score" "My life" ME

[@ЧиПук-ь6щ]

Ахаахахааа лол смешно

[@jimbojimmy1236]

2:48 I LOVE THIS ONE THE MOST LMAOAOAO "DEEZ NU-"

[@elinlindgren4375]

This is proof that humans are sad

[@cheveyo1332]

Did we need proof?

[@TheKacey200]

Tell me a joke then

[@elinlindgren4375]

@@TheKacey200 I don't know any joke. I'm sad

[@crazehcookie369]

I'm the 1000th like But nobody cares..oof

[@elinlindgren4375]

@@crazehcookie369 Well good for you then

[@SergiuszOlszewski]

I lost it at >Do you want to play the rape game? >No >That's the spirit >Ah Jesus

[@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892]

i dont get it

[@sazak1450]

Kkkķkkkķkkkkkkkkkjjjjkkkkkkkkkkk

[@OrdinarilyBob]

Omg, I just got that...

[@christinahernandez1724]

Sergiusz Olszewski I don’t get it

[@lilem4140]

Don’t get it

[@EMDS04]

dark humour is like food not everyone gets it

[@moogi3610]

Ein MItglied des Solarsytsem 😂

[@agustinag9078]

LOL thats a good one.

[@ijustchangedmyname7794]

Ono I dropped my Baguette can you explain the ant one? Is her fingers the ant’s antenna??

[@moogi3610]

Alexandra Stulz ? When in the video is it?

[@ijustchangedmyname7794]

Ono I dropped my Baguette 3:08

[@lynxaway]

“Humpty dumpty fell on a wall” is underrated 😹

[@salamandersaladman]

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

[@sheldynblake3030]

I cant🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yungkiara]

Lmfaoooo

[@oof9701]

"Antijoke"

[@francescofouche5843]

Ok. This is great

[@sucha_waste0991]

I don’t get it, where’s the joke here?

[@eveforprezyoukana6236]

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay...he woke up

[@melissa-meli]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stealthninja5978]

Stolen from r/dadjokes

[@eveforprezyoukana6236]

stealthninja actually I stole it from stampylonghead so get ur facts straight sis

[@omwtosaturn]

4:10 is my favorite and probably the only one i actually really laughed at LMAOOO

[@jazz9090]

I love it to

[@cheneethompson5756]

I don't get that one

[@kult38]

5:07 This

[@lifesucks8194]

1: do you wanna play the rape game? 2: no 1: that's the spirit me: now THAT'S dark humor 💀💀💀💀💀

[@udval324]

i dont get it

[@lifesucks8194]

@@udval324 ... during rape the victim doesn't give consent and screams No and Stop

[@riddikssaga]

Well what if he said ya

[@celestialbeing4654]

Right ?? I had to pause lmfao.. she wild..

[@apparitionformat]

LOL

[@laila_fawzy7900]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house Knock knock (who's there?) *The chicken*

[@arthursigler3025]

Favorite joke ever

[@sirshambou3724]

The fuck is this?

[@urmom7449]

XxCute LunaticxX fun fact, the chicken crossing the road joke is actually very dark. It’s about suicide

[@laila_fawzy7900]

@@urmom7449 my chicken just wanted to go to the idiots house 🐔🤷‍♀️

[@urmom7449]

XxCute LunaticxX yes but the original “why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” joke, is acc very dark.

[@vortexuk]

4:59 the laugh after the joke sums up how I feel after every joke

[@frijolessss6108]

*Dude behind the Camera:* *Tell us a joke.* *Lady: My Life.* *Me. Mood. 👌💅*

[@slamalracing5191]

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind its *tearable*

[@cinnamonini.]

That joke *tore* me into *pieces* I guess I am *ripable*

[@reygarza1860]

😏

[@reygarza1860]

+bisca mulian m

[@Emanuel-qm6zk]

Wanna hear the joke about the pencil Never mind it pointless😉

[@ni1220]

*terrible

[@flash98449]

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair" "Correct"

[@jaredgood_0225]

“Do you wanna play the rape game?” “No” “That’s the spirit!” “Ah Jesus”

[@jameswhite4635]

surprised they aired that one

[@MrDjsy69]

That was the best one

[@lavender9964]

Rape jokes are NOT funny, it's 2018.

[@user_666_]

@@lavender9964 almost 19 (;

[@geronimo546]

@@lavender9964 I'm sorry, you don't determine what's funny or not. It's entirely subjective, I find it funny, and I don't give a fuck if that offends you, because in the end, it's just a joke.

[@hhkksau3329]

There was a toothpick standing in the street , and suddenly he saw a hedgehog.The toothpick got very excited and said :here comes my bus!

[@Jason-ni8do]

I have a polish friend who Is a sound technician. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too. (Oh I didnt expect this to be so popular. Glad I could bring smiles:)

[@sou8580]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@No-mr2nq]

It took me a min to realize the joke but i get it now and its soooo funny

[@viktortraktor3829]

I’m totally stupid I don’t get it and I’m Czech...

[@larynxaustrene3073]

This is great

[@felixsrm3357]

Explain pls

[@BasketballChamp]

Old Guy- Doctor my back hurts when I wake up in the morning. Doctor- Then wake up in the afternoon.

[@regentanz7364]

I wish we could see the reactions of the crew behind the camera. I love to hear them giggle when they shouldnt.

[@adagioborntrager4456]

How did she not only tell us a nursery rhyme instead of a joke... but incorrectly recited the nursery rhyme to us😂

[@---ox8le]

The man at 4:10 captures my heart in every video he appears in

[@Mia-ym2fo]

G U awww yeah he looks so happy for that joke lol I love

[@null3348]

Me: *Knock Knock* You: Who’s there? Me: *Daisy* You: Daisy, who? Me: * Daisy Me rolliiiing, they hatin’

[@avd194]

Elloz_Artz bruh why this got me weak😂😂

[@사회적반]

I- 🤣🤣🤣

[@urarakaochaco3448]

You got that from azzy😑🤥

[@oofyoutrieddidntya7769]

As my name is daisy i use this joke A LOT 😂😂 always gets me laughing though

[@srehsqs]

Daisy🌸me🙋🏾‍♀️rolling🚘they👨‍👩‍👦‍👦hating👎🏾

[@RedTheAbnormal]

My favourite joke of all time: Three guys were on a adventure holiday in a remote jungle when they were captured by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals told them if they completed two tasks they would let them go, if not they would be killed and eaten. The first task was to go into the jungle and find ten pieces of one fruit. Given no alternative the three guys, each with an armed guide, went in search of their fruit. After a while, the first of the guys came back carrying ten apples. “Great”, the cannibals said, “now you must shove each of those apples up your bottom one by one without changing the expression on your face”. So he tried... One... Two.. But on three he cried out in pain so they killed him, cooked him, and ate him. The second guy came back and was given the same instructions, but he had brought back blueberries. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine... Then he burst out laughing, so they killed him, cooked him, an ate him. The second guy gets up to heaven and meets up with the first who was baffled. “I saw you, man, you were so close,” the first guy said, “ what happened?” With a smile he replied, “I saw the other guy coming back with pineapples” It really is one of those jokes that is better heard than read tho.

[@HasSalute]

LOL THAFS HILARIOUS

[@MIA-hh5fi]

Red Hunter I’m scReecHing

[@doublechin8088]

I can’t 😂

[@zarakzia]

Didn't read.

[@pxrplebutler9698]

Are you making a poem?

[@tkb5726]

My FAVORITE joke of all time is “what do you call a snobbish criminal falling down the stairs?” “A condescending con descending.” I heard it in high school and man. Shit cracks me up to this day