Cutaway Compilation Season 12 - Family Guy (Part 6)

[@scarletvrgames568]

I love how Stewie just casually nukes the town on Christmas but the focus is a joke about Carter.

[@Ttvplatnumjohn]

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[@maxkruger8184]

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[@wurststullelp3650]

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[@PR33PL3]

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[@stevensedlak]

cause Stewie missed Brian

[@leemo731]

I'm so glad Bryan Cranston agreed to do this.

[@fau-_-taken]

Onr of the best actors

[@sebastians7806]

He deserved it for that sneeze

[@MrPhantaze]

@@sebastians7806 "no fair, i dont have any"

[@iwatchfamilyguy]

Well he’s been working for the show sense 2006 and he is also peters new boss at the brewery

[@cokessatanicmechanic]

@@iwatchfamilyguy not anymore

[@brandonmaddox4862]

Kudos to Bryan Cranston for poking fun at himself

[@hydro7373]

Id say its more of a compliment

[@tylermankins2960]

No clue who Bryan Cranston is.

[@Tamnd605]

hi fellow Brandon

[@brandonmaddox4862]

@@tylermankins2960 malcom in the middles dad, breaking bad,

[@tylermankins2960]

@@brandonmaddox4862 Never heard of those.

[@kat.nicolette]

the ultrasound of the baby cigarette was priceless 😂

[@ditherdather]

I was seriously like aww that's so cute and kinda sad

[@kat.nicolette]

@Unknown are you being honest? I’m not sure what to say

[@Amongusaurus]

Petarette

[@treyjetson5320]

@Sans lol

[@JustLikeYou.]

“Peter no that’s a hells angel” “What do you want” “Meth” “Okay.” 😂😂

[@Fataha22]

@SALAZAR 9:40

[@saferabies]

That shit's so funny.

[@RafaelFerreira-zq7jo]

I come directly to search this coment

[@coleacorn1154]

😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@MrGemHunter]

He sells to methheads he's been asked in weirder ways

[@ApexPlayground_divine]

5:30 I don't have the parenting skills necessary for dealing with this😂😂

[@mightbeapersonmaybe8379]

Doesn't have any parenting skills whatsoever

[@magicalplace3788]

Easy. All you have to do in this common situation is just put some pills in her food so she starts to feel bad and every day add more pills. Then she starts to feel REALLY bad and then she dies and everyone thinks she died of the sickness. It's a joke please don't do that lmao

[@morandoedwards7787]

What was the joke here?

[@IvanTube0]

@@morandoedwards7787 they were both caught in odd situations

[@charliechurch5004]

That was so gross too far

[@patricks_music]

Love how Quagmire didn’t know what chris was lol

[@armaniquintanilla2836]

explains the episode where quagmire keeps seeing his own kids everywhere lol

[@MrPhantaze]

You know Quagmire: he has the three stooges syndrome of sex diseases so whats the point to wear the condom

[@dannyyoroi1955]

That was the joke intended

[@jdoteasy1]

He's never seen it before lol

[@illustriouschin]

He may have been put off by the lack of a reservoir tip.

[@asherhockersmith8271]

The Hells Angel one caught me completely off guard.

[@monkeyjames9285]

What want in somewhat defense voice peter meth lower guard ok I'm calm voice

[@CommanderNoob]

Lmao there's Hell's Angels in my country 24/7

[@imarknutt5638]

@@CommanderNoob and what country would that be

[@andersn4931]

What the hell me too

[@HowToChangeName]

​@@andersn4931meth?

[@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289]

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." "I don't like you now." 🤣🤣

[@saulmendez3969]

So the Marvin Gaye joke caught me completely by surprise. That was dark…and it made me snart yo!

[@bobayotte2940]

There's nothing off limits for family guy. I do agree , this was in poor taste.

[@assmane999]

@@bobayotte2940 it’s a funny silly idea that another tie as a gift drove him over the edge.

[@kenm2709]

I'm guessing Marvin Gaye shot his son dead right?

[@pogeman2345]

@@kenm2709 No, Marvin Gaye's dad actually did shoot him

[@sltrskid]

fuck does "snart" mean?

[@Hoshimaru57]

1:10 Funny thing about the Kentucky Derby. My mom’s ex used to have us bet on it every year. Well one year there was a horse named Battle of Midway (and I’m a military fan) who had 60:1 odds. So I wanted to bet on him placing 3rd cause I thought that was a good reasonable idea. He convinced me to pick his horse because mine “is a glue horse who’s going to buck his rider and run off into the stands and not finish the race.” So I did not make that bet since he wouldn’t shut up until I gave up. The race comes and his horse that he convinced ALL OF US TO BET ON: bucks his rider and runs off into the stands as soon as the race starts. And guess who came in 3rd? Battle of Midway! I could have made $300 on the 10 I wanted to put down and that bastard cheated me out of it. And after that he ended up leaving and blackmailing us and taking us for all we had. And we never bet again.

[@Ninterd2]

I don't know that you can make a right decision if you choose to bet money on horses. The mistake has already been made.

[@coffeeaddictexpress5038]

Sounds like he was a big gambler. If you had won I bet he would have taken all your money anyway. Addicts suck! Take take take take!

[@jazmineworthy2010]

I'm so sorry

[@molcatz9634]

I remember I think it was last years derby there was a horse named soup and sandwich and I was so hoping it would win. I always hope for the horse for the funniest name to win.

[@treyjetson5320]

I guess thats where the term degenerate gambler applies.

[@boikhutsomakuku4202]

Now that I have found a perfect channel for clips and cutaways,I need to find the one with perfect full episodes without zooming and cutting off things….any suggestions

[@Jaredhenderson765]

Hulu

[@Jaredhenderson765]

Now stop being cheap

[@boikhutsomakuku4202]

@@Jaredhenderson765 thanks

[@derekguffey4567]

The channel Cutesto

[@NarnianHogwart]

Disney plus.

[@naniengine]

"Eww, they're all gross! I'm keeping the roses." Has me giggling every time. His attitude and the way he says it - just love it.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That was a cute moment.

[@luceofficiall]

"I am going to be the cutest fire hydrant- AAAGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" This has me d y i n g 10:05

[@HunterSentinel]

And at that moment, something deep down inside of Stewy he never new existed awoke.

[@WeItenspinner]

RIP

[@cmung4952]

“Lets just CHILL!”😂🤣

[@helloeverybody9675]

I don’t know where they’re getting all this weed

[@unrulykash3830]

🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@momslayer2987]

Lmfao

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

Nobody sneezes with such depth like Bryan Cranston.

[@OmgItsTheWigeon]

waltuh

[@dillongeorge5866]

5:36 I just want to point out that there is a closet right behind Meg but she came from a hallway. That closet must be small as heck

[@weirdcarpetthing97]

Thin as hell lol

[@johnblackman7206]

I saw that too, I thought the room might extend past the hallway

[@hahahaha-yw9ot]

That's all you're concerned about? Lol

[@Cold_Frost41]

Poor evil monkey in the closet T

[@davidmarek535]

How would the evil monkey even fit in there?

[@familybroakajonny]

5:17😂😂😂😂 Man family guy never runs out of amazing jokes

[@DrShak2009]

…really? No, like, really!?!?

[@-whitwhit-2297]

@familybroakajonny I beg to differ

[@jellychild4386]

ok. pause at 10:07 He really is an adorable fire hydrant ever.

[@wilhelmmohan4605]

5:25 the most realistic thing for peter

[@ash_j_williams]

I'm just trying to wonder, what the hell do you do in that situation

[@markopolo1271]

Move to alabama

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@marko polo SWEET HOME ALABAMA 🎵

[@wilhelmmohan4605]

It's always nice when I get a like or comment to get reminded of this 🤣

[@sovereignty19]

@@wilhelmmohan4605 take this

[@troylentz6580]

I would watch the Hallmark greeting card channel all day and be 110% entertained

[@iamskippy]

🏆 *BEST CUTAWAY EVER* 🏆 goes to… 05:18 ✅ Why is that his costume❓ ✅ Why did they keep it❓ ✅ Did he wear it to school❓ ✅ How could he/his family afford that quality of costume❓ ✅ What was his response to Quagmire (as in did he say condom or did he go with “a rubber” or “a jimmy”)❓ 🤷🏼‍♂️ *I know it’s a cartoon…* but I want a _FULL EPISODE_ based on this cutaway ❣️

[@beardedentity]

The real question is, do you have one, skippy?

[@2b2tcommunityrule1nopersonalin]

No ​@@beardedentity the real question is how does the CEO of sex Glenn Quagmire not know what a condom is even if he never uses one

[@TheMrgamer2011]

Something u need to start using quagmire

[@GymAndSun]

3:23 Peter being pregnant with a baby cigarette killed me lol

[@cassiuspeter9673]

5:04 That has got to be the most surreal cutaway I've seen in a long time.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

LEMONS ARE GOD'S CHILDREN!

[@traintrack3761]

9:55 the censored beep makes me funny LOL

[@fang4808]

Lmao Its me funny too😭

[@thisisausernane]

Amazing performance from Bryan Cranston, the sheer talent and emotion in that sneeze was simply immaculate.

[@dakarz9517]

"Hi I'm Judge Judy, i get paid 45 Million Dollars a year to yell at people who have nothing "... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TGOArchive]

6:52 I’m sent! 🤣

[@lufie56]

5:37 No Peter. You don’t posses ANY parenting skills.

[@Unsung_Earth]

2:05 this is the shot you been waiting for

[@NascarAviationDude]

8:08- Peter: “You Shall Battle To The Death And The Winner Shall Be Given His Freedom!” Ants: “Nope, We Choose Life!” 8:14

[@tajklair]

Bro when the doctor pulled up and started mopping i died laughing 😂 💀

[@thewinner7382]

Really? I thought that gag was really lame

[@alijahspence5552]

@@thewinner7382who cares

[@alfredfreedomjones5105]

7:25 why is nobody talking about the Kennedy family reunion joke 💀

[@TheGreyRider-p5z]

Hell of Dark but fucking Hilarious!!!

[@zoruso3068]

Is no-one gonna talk about how meg said "OUR bath is ready"

[@damianmorningstar3150]

Alabama 💯

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

Some ppl already did

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Incest is NOT wincest.

[@jeltje50]

Yeah that's the entire joke... That's the entire point of that clip

[@rohangondor6250]

That’s literally the entire joke.

[@evanraynolds8699]

5:07, hilarious chris griffen moment.

[@joaquinm9148]

Comedy gold

[@evanraynolds8699]

@@joaquinm9148 exactly

[@sitephones1790]

"Chris Griffin"

[@mohammadhudaib8230]

“ I don’t know where they’re getting all this weed” 😂😂😂 6:00

[@tobyewolfe9998]

@10:15 maybe he should have said "Santa doesn't come until I do". XD

[@Alexis.416]

LMAOOO

[@DrTranofEvil]

The Hell’s Angel/Santa bit gets me every time! 😆

[@Ray-kd9pj]

10:35 "Yeah this is me"

[@Kevin_A]

1:54 this actually made me laugh out loud

[@jjfrenzy789]

That janitor is screwed for not putting on gloves before getting to work

[@jrrocha532]

The deaf kid skit is pure gold😭😭

[@Bong_Maggz]

Bruh 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@gorky1986]

3:35 cuttest cigarette ever

[@sitephones1790]

You mean "cutest cigarette ever".

[@thermae5419]

4:25 me listening to reddit sleepover story videos

[@bootstrapbill1261]

Family guy compilations are like my third favorite type of compilations but the only kind I can watch on KZbin. Thank you.

[@norm9488]

1:34 I can't stop laughing-

[@davidfuller4110]

Ikr lol I'm dying 🤣 😂

[@brandonhillgoth699]

0:42 best explanation of a card ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@xBabyRoyalx]

8:47 ayo lmao

[@HOTS25]

4:36 Lois : Peter are those testicles where did you get those. Peter : I don’t remember

[@AlukardTheDeathknight]

The Kennedy one got me. 😅😆🤣😂

[@dehydratedwater9806]

Are you a Kennedy? Then yes, it got you

[@Jodacro-it4zz]

​@dehydratedwater9806 Jesus thats dark 🤣

[@Tmanaz480]

Faking a sneeze is notoriously difficult. Cranston did a great job.

[@billyskittles1036]

No it isn’t.

[@therefore_I_yam]

​@@billyskittles1036 Yes it is

[@yelix2]

Does anyone else remember Josh being one of the possible names of the janitor from scrubs? I think this is him!

[@firefli9975]

"KILL ME I'M IN CONSTANT PAIN" -Kermie Jr.

[@coldlycalculatingHalcomputer]

So thats where it's from

[@despawn7663]

at 5:20 your welcome

[@shadowwolf12398]

5:22 took me a while to get it lol

[@christhe2dprotogen511]

Quagmire don’t use rubbers

[@darkneon5637]

He kinda looks like a bullet

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I like when Stewie acts like a little kid.

[@Turbooooo-b9f]

I can’t figure it out. Is the joke that he doesn’t know what a condom is, or he doesn’t use them…

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

It's that he doesn't use them, I think

[@Gravy_seal-r3l]

Both

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

Both, probably. He doesn't use them, so he doesn't know what they are

[@proceo6872]

He doesn't use them, so he doesn't know what they are

[@the4tierbridge]

He doesn’t use them, so he has no clue as to what Chris is supposed to be.

[@hardly__soft]

1:44 what peter should've said: *"Oh I thought he was throwing up gang signs"*

[@toadfan8960]

0:00 Brian Cranston sneezes 0:09 Carter Always Hates Christmas 0:28 Mission Impossible 5 Director’s Cut 0:39 Hallmark Greeting Cards Explained 1:01 Kentucky Derby 1:21 Quantum Creep 1:35 Peter Kills Deaf Kid 1:50 Doctor Leaving In Middle Of Surgery 2:12 Judge Judy 2:30 Ugly Boy Scout 2:45 Apple Picking 3:08 Boys 3:24 Smoking Quits Peter 3:46 Peter Can’t Walk And Chew Gum 4:00 1st Model T 4:13 Worst Performances 4:29 Balzhimer’s Disease 4:43 Karate Kid 5 5:02 Lemonade Stand With Chris 5:18 Chris’s Halloween Costume 5:25 Peter Cleans Chris’s Room 5:45 Muppets Babies 5:55 Find The Cheese 6:12 Tiger From Siegfried And Roy 6:26 Emo Muslim 6:35 Hands Scratching On Couch 6:58 Jeremy Piven As Hulk 7:06 Office Supply Store 7:26 Kennedy Family Reunion

[@SassyTheSquatch2099]

The deaf games had me rolling

[@graemefarrell4983]

Yeah i thought that was class🤣🤣

[@kaede9436]

4:19 I thought that was amber heard lol except the character’s performance is so much better then hers

[@brovusmarillian3303]

I laugh at the apple picking part. It's funny that Joe can actually cook an apple pie.

[@Jake_Quinten]

Tom Cruise: "you're coming with me because I'm definitely over six feet and you're not handsome" pretty much sums up his entire movies.

[@harristiller9631]

Awesome sauce!!! Thank you for posting this!!!

[@a.fcsf1312]

9:40 got me laughing for a min~~~

[@thewinner7382]

Why?

[@elijahlivingston9477]

“What do you want😡” “Meth” “Okay🙂”

[@ROBERT-us4qc]

The sign language 😂 Peter thought he was defending himself by a terrible karate 😂

[@maxflame6078]

9:51 that is so true, but if we're all in that situation he wouldn't be able to hand me the trophy 🤣🤣🤣

[@klanceklancerevolution3339]

"What do you want?" "Meth" "Ok" Never fails to make me laugh

[@thewinner7382]

So more many funnier gags in this compilation

[@saulgoodman2071]

0:03

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

2:02-2:10 literally the only good part of the entire episode

[@ExplodingBiscuit]

Its got that american dad energy

[@jjfrenzy789]

That janitor is screwed for not putting on gloves before he started.

[@kingdigiman1699]

6:43 Why is this the best one. 😂

[@Sofyatherealgirl]

6:09 the fact that Peter Griffin just so happens to have w.e.e.d when the mice are looking for the cheese is completely ridiculous

[@badmash5190]

The finisher was savage. R.I.P Marvin Gaye

[@orvellkempjr.132]

the marvin gaye one got me I was over after that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gwbybyn2468]

3:55 really i think hes also doing: breathing,existing and talking

[@morcoroni]

"i don't have the parenting skills necessary to deal with this. I might move."

[@Jaredhenderson765]

9:46 I like this

[@a_guy_in_orange7230]

0:15 Did they, was that, was that intentional?

[@rubiks_20]

June 16?

[@GalenNight]

3:04 Aaaaaand now there’s no pie at all.

[@SpikerDragon95]

5:46 Zootopia 2

[@rod9049]

5:30 i just realised chris' closet doesn't even open into a closet he just has 2 doors

[@zanderatkins1970]

I’ll admit it took me a solid 5 seconds before I got “deaf games” and they were boxing while the bell rang 😂😂

[@ditherdather]

"Oh, Billy. I like you as a friend" 😂😂

[@josephwatchdog]

0:03 in case nobody understood, his sneeze sounded like "Achievement" lmfao I think this is hilarious

[@IN_FINITY]

No.

[@Drakrau_TheDerg]

8:13 Peter would you like a glass of- OHH MY GOD!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY GOD WITH THOSE ANTS!

[@RainbowVibes1708]

**extremely depressed sigh** Death to America... I have never loved a cutaway from Family Guy so fuckin' much in my whole life!!!

[@DailyCorvid]

Can you imagine the type of bomb he would set up, it would just cover everybody in black makeup and immigrant tears !

[@TerrySloane]

5:17 Begining of joke that leads to thumbnail.

[@Jon_the_Apostate]

Thank you

[@promisejay5794]

0:02 the starting is crazy 😂

[@Reddest1000]

2:45 My Favourite Cutaway XD

[@uncleken7955]

(Sigh) death to America 😔 6:30

[@dhans9662]

society 😔

[@user-34678dsslo]

#SwedishRapper

[@yenmaster8310]

Scott Pilgrim reference

[@milesromanus7041]

10:23 the best one

[@batonrougerp7423]

That Kennedy joke got me😅😂🤣

[@shanejohnson6855]

6:53 is the best joke they ever did

[@darkneon5637]

L🤣L

[@voltstorm2519]

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY GOD WITH THOSE ANTS" that line got me 😂

[@padmeamidala5649]

6:32 & butter sauce! Don’t boil me, I’m still alive! Iraq lobster! Iraq lobster!

[@o-g]

Bruh the lemonade stand had me screaming

[@user-xp3ci5fe2t]

10:08 almost made me spat out my water.

[@this.isabucket]

2:51 Joe: my brother Quagmire: me

[@brookedavidbacay1957]

yes

[@lollimop4276]

My man was awake during this 1:54

[@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked]

0:10 The most annoying part of fallout 4 replays be like

[@touremuhammad5983]

6:20 I honestly don’t understand this Tiger joke.

[@reese8397]

The two preformers were gay (or appeared to be) and gay people are more at risk for HIV which can be transmitted through blood to blood. So when the tiger asked him if he should be tested he was talking about HIV/aids.

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

How do you make these video/clips. Is there a website or something. Do you download the episode then cut out the clips you want to post? I want to do the same for this show and many other but dont know how.💚