Cutaway Compilation Season 7 - Family Guy (Part 3)

Cutaway Compilation Season 7 - Family Guy (Part 3)

[@twiceremoved7339]

"We'll see how the evening plays out." is code for "No."

[@mistere5204]

Thanks mom. I'll bet we have McDonald's at home too.

[@jirehjirehjirehjireh]

This is more entertaining to watch than full episodes

[@asphyxia9927]

mmmmm no

[@maxiguess9922]

@@asphyxia9927 yes

[@ShinyDarkrai2K]

Cue the cutaway that this comment has set up

[@Sonichero151]

*cutaway to entire episode*

[@ethankajfosz5912]

It's a little known fact: Lincoln was shot because John Wilkes Booth couldn't see past his hat. Lincoln was also talking on his cell phone during the play, which annoyed Booth.

[@picax8398]

I can confirm this is true because I was there!

[@wilsoniothegreat6162]

@@picax8398 I can also confirm I am Abraham Lincoln but on my moms account

[@carsonjackson415]

what killed me is that abes ringtone was the confederate anthem LMAO

[@briansedlacek1963]

I can confirm that Booth worked for the CIA. Not our first time, nor our last..

[@ConstructChannel]

i nearly believed that

[@TheGlssr60]

The one where she crosses her legs and makes a honking noise cracks me up EVERY time.

[@viking21]

I laughed harder each time😂😂

[@LinJer.]

The Michael Jackson part was lowkey hilarious

[@GoDawgs18]

I died laughing

[@sneezyg1]

Well when he couldn’t get a hold of other groins he has to improvise

[@Mario_1611]

@@GoDawgs18 RIP

[@thedepressedturtle7445]

Yes.

[@gamecubemaster1990]

Nuts of steel

[@alexanderkingtickle]

“oh boy, i miss the old days when it was just a flaming bag of poop and a hateful note” lmaooo

[@joshkarol1041]

4:43 put it on 2x speed. You'll love it

[@hoodjesus7656]

Why just why

[@darkneon5637]

​@@hoodjesus7656 BC it hilarious 😂

[@agentwolf69420]

He got Eminem's soul

[@StefanSaba]

I had no idea that Jesus Christ joke was an Annie Hall reference lol

[@la3615]

What?

[@valsammut1084]

Not too many of us know that, lol

[@rogerbertrand9406]

It's not a JC référence. See Annie hall.

[@Est.1998]

“This is my wheelchair! There are many like it but this one is mine!” 🤣

[@christophermoore6110]

Joe’s wheel chair is definitely not useless without him, other things can sit on it too

[@aedanokelly5794]

It’s a reference to the riflemans creed

[@christophermoore6110]

@@aedanokelly5794 I knew that, I have no idea why I made this comment

[@TKS60163]

The Micheal Jackson part is the most Hilarious thing I've ever seen.

[@la3615]

I don’t get it

[@TKS60163]

@@la3615 apparently he did that a lot on stage during his performances not with a gun but just thrusting if you know what I mean he would do that on stage and that's just a satire of how much he did that

[@ammarsalim1185]

Oof

[@pinkpuppyreal4153]

The Michael Jackson part was absolutely brutal but hilarious

[@allykid4720]

Wasn't Lincoln actually having issues with vampires?

[@turtletank4784]

Yes!!! I'm so happy someone made a reference to that movie!!

[@bosoerjadi2838]

1:38. I loved that as a reference to the Marshal McLuhan scene in Woody Allen's Annie Hall. I also hated it because catching the reference mocks me as old and geeky.

[@MuzixMaker]

Join the club.

[@rogerbertrand9406]

It's a good club. 😊

[@anthonygerace8926]

That movie came out only 45 years ago. (Does that make me old?)

[@rogerbertrand9406]

Stand tall, be proud you understood the référence w/o néed to fact check.

[@balazsfonnyadt1903]

Funniest part is Joe and his Wheelchairman's Creed.

[@johnmccrossan9376]

The wind blew up, the chair dipped down, blow quagmire blow

[@youreverydaysaltyiowastate5602]

@@johnmccrossan9376 The Wellerman?

[@giannakk]

It's a full metal jacket parody

[@TheeSocialPariah]

Forgot to say "imo"

[@ThomasLaang]

I feel for that poor phone. 😃

[@artisticalex1206]

I was dead with the MJ one 😂😂

[@DoctorNemmo]

And so was his groin !

[@la3615]

Why? What’s it mean

[@corkythehippoman]

just like MJ

[@mazda_rt24-p]

@@corkythehippoman 💀💀

[@uliuchu4318]

"Sir, I don't know if that's true...." -"You just contradicted me, you hate me and all I stand for...." I've had and heard similar discussions way to often, it almost gives me PTSD

[@alldogsgoheaven]

Uhhhh.... ok.... weird....

[@troystaunton254]

I touched myself reading this. Please think of that when you’re next on here.

[@alldogsgoheaven]

@@troystaunton254 ...........

[@averagefalloutNVfan]

@@troystaunton254 nice

[@averagefalloutNVfan]

@@alldogsgoheaven bruh the world doesn't revolve around you idgaf

[@antoniobiancaniello7047]

The funniest part of the first clip is completely missing 🤦‍♂️

[@la3615]

What part?

[@antoniobiancaniello7047]

A third tooth jumps into Scarlett’s rack

[@irneh_]

1:12 the ooh and ah sounds are just from his constant hurt

[@drouid3]

Love that Abraham Lincoln's ringtone was dixy. Apparantly it's his favorite song (not kidding!)

[@irock2477]

I like the reference that it made to Thomas Jefferson liking black chicks too at the very end

[@flickcentergaming680]

He also named one of his cats Dixie and said that it was "smarter than my whole cabinet."

[@ancientmakuma8301]

Has anyone seen Steve Buscemi's Coach Bert skit on SNL? If you're a Buscemi fan and haven't seen it you're really missing out.

[@alexcsr6450]

4:58 Joe is the soldier from Team Fortress 2

[@foodlore1235]

I gotta say Everytime I hear the outro it’s actually really calming and slaps

[@dylski1558]

The Abe Lincoln one 😂😂😂

[@MiMi-Elona]

that MJ wtf ..🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jiterdomer]

The Michael Jackson one killed me 😂😂

[@la3615]

Why is it so funny ?

[@zebraneighbor6383]

I love the derpy breathy voice they have Scarlett Johansson 😂

[@Mikedeela]

"Shouting Arab-gram" Now that is an idea.

[@AxelWedstar411]

"You know nothing of my work" is the kind of dis I could see Jesus using.

[@2livendie331]

That outro too fiya

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

2:08 Snorky’s honk

[@Wobungotron]

2:14 my favorite

[@d.diggler9936]

Rumor has it that Lincoln was really like that.

[@greetings702]

4:36 thumbnail

[@Kiyoone]

1:57 this is pure gold. Genius who wrote this.

[@riccardoferrazzo8283]

The only accurate representation of Lincoln's death is from WKUK

[@jfleisch365]

Yaaasss

[@JacksonVivienbach]

The John moschitta reference was very clever. He is the Fed ex guy

[@newguy371]

It's cool that they actually got him to do it.

[@gersonlinares2307]

That's the micro machines guy

[@evanraynolds8699]

1:17, so thats how he maintains that falsetto

[@VicSKwan]

4:44 The fast talking FedEx guy is John Moschitta who also voiced Blurr in Transformers G1 and Transformers Animated

[@nooneshouldknowme377]

Makes sense

[@christopheracosta2043]

3:27 I find it much funnier if they pull out their swords, guns, and tanks at him when one said "How Arab was he?"

[@r0tten.b0y]

Jesus was really spittin facts towards bush.

[@Growmetheus]

“You dont know ANYTHING about my work.”

[@althausz1]

That really happened

[@LucaChuck25]

Direct parody of an Annie Hall scene

[@KINGSLAYER.9]

01:11

[@Totas_funnynumber]

@@jacobpadilla2389 huh?

[@jackferrit7695]

I love that clip

[@gorilli09]

You’re missing a scene before the Peter the Strawberry gag

[@jackflash8567]

It's a reference to the movie Annie Hall

[@viz.v]

MJ got me in tears x'D

[@elliotmell3185]

5:00 Joe’s saying the rifleman’s creed lmao

[@newguy371]

When I first saw the Fozzie Bear cutaway, I thought they were just making fun of Arabs. Then I saw the Muppet Movie.

[@la3615]

I don’t get it

[@newguy371]

@@la3615 The cutaway is actually a remake of a scene from The Muppet Movie, just with Arabs instead of bikers. It's shocking how close it actually is to the original.

[@nowthatsjustducky]

@@newguy371 The original setup was, "The fat sailor was soooooo fat..." and an angry drunken sailor smashing a bottle and demanding to know how fat he was. Mind you though, I haven't seen the Muppet Movie since it was originally in the theaters; so I could be misremembering.

[@gatitoszuaves5571]

Wow no one mention how depressing the Morbidly Obese Alber joke was, like it’s trying to be funny but it’s just sad

[@ghettoeasterbasket5638]

1:47 Annie Hall reference

[@la3615]

What does that mean

[@emmajayy]

1:30 Such a cute voice😄😄

[@vagineer7428]

0:58 بالتبني ولم يحبك والداك أبدًا From John and Keith

[@brandon0627]

Fast Talking FedEx Guy - 4:44

[@jacobpadilla2389]

4:44 4 Pluto 4 Goofy 4 Looney Tunes: Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny

[@adamzdaeni8969]

1:11 am die laughing

[@jacobpadilla2389]

1:11 1 Snagglepuss 1 Disney's Aladdin 1 Looney Tunes: Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny

[@SomethingAboutMe410]

Why is this so god damn funny

[@user-jo9oz2hc3z]

Family guy is a funny cartoon in my opinion.

[@user-jo9oz2hc3z]

@@jacobpadilla2389 thanks

[@ethankajfosz5912]

I agree!

[@user-jo9oz2hc3z]

@Austin Duval agreed

[@ScrubsWasTaken]

You don’t get to have an opinion this is 2021

[@user-jo9oz2hc3z]

@@ScrubsWasTaken shush

[@GalenNight]

*NOW I’LL NEVER END UP IN A FANCY PIE!*

[@christopheracosta2043]

5:24 Dude, you've been eating that mare's %^&*$?

[@coagulatedsalts4711]

didn’t know micheal jackson was into cbt

[@Koeninn]

last one had me dead 💀

[@bigelakafatdaddychannel5002]

Funniest scene all day

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Fozzie impression was dead on.

[@MichaelRabbitBass3]

The reason Abraham Lincoln got shot in this was hilarious

[@samrey1803]

2:30 Albert is trying full price savings by eating more candy...

[@pieman1019]

Nobody's taking about him launching a dead horse into Goldmans pharmacy lmaoooo

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

You're talking about it.

[@hispanicchad8393]

skip to 4:43 and put it in 1.5x speed

[@vincentpeeters1157]

I don't know what happened to South Park the last 5 years, sad, but at least there is this. It's brilliant

[@NormanNorthman]

I love Family Guy 🤣 😂

[@troystaunton254]

5:54 I seriously never got that joke. It’d be way easier to pick someone up if they’re classified as property. Not when they have heavily restricted free will.

[@remp5529]

It was considered taboo and highly inappropriate for whites to have relationships with blacks before emancipation. It would often result in the two people being killed if they were caught.

[@gatitoszuaves5571]

@@remp5529 also he says “you can thank me for that one” clearly referring to Lincoln’s Emancipation Proclamation

[@Black_Konoha]

Im late but what i think he meant was that Tom got to have the black chick for free instead of paying to own her

[@donaldoconner]

Most people don’t realize that the George W Bush/Jesus bit is a Woody Allen joke

[@krispy0966]

@2:07 LMAO (honk honk)

[@jameswalker5652]

Each of steve buchemi teeth is in business for itself 🤣

[@wendysworld1260]

When Peter was a 🍓 and the worm went inside him idk why I found that so funny 😆 but I did lol 😂💕

[@jordan-mn6yy]

5:30 'the whitest kids you'll know' did a sketch exactly like this too.

[@r.m.m.1333]

That Thomas Jefferson joke though 😆

[@obsessivelocust]

*Abraham Lincoln

[@r.m.m.1333]

@@obsessivelocust I know that was Lincoln. You obviously didn't get the "Tommy" reference at the end. It was about Thomas Jefferson allegedly messing with a black female slave. Jeez.

[@obsessivelocust]

@@r.m.m.1333 Possibly but wouldn't really make sense because Thomas Jefferson was dead by then.

[@obsessivelocust]

Mind you neither does having a mobile phone in the 1800s so your interpretation is certainly possible.

[@r.m.m.1333]

@@obsessivelocust Family Guy writers (probably Seth McFarlane himself) wrote the joke. Not me. Are you seriously complaining about the historical.accuracy of a cutaway joke on an adult cartoon? The show has a talking dog that bangs human females and died then got resurrected via time machine and a gay baby that has a British accent. Do you fact check all the jokes in KZbin?

[@spacesoarer3627]

The Michael Jackson bit though!

[@brettkuntzsch792]

1:06 XDDD HOW IS HE NOT SCREAMING IN PAIN THE HECK?!

[@theultimatelifeform2633]

I loved the george bush part

[@brianwings6908]

""He was my neighbour and he violated me!""

[@arunkumar-wq5jh]

michael jackson scene was painful as a man

[@Creepystalker102]

Get over it ☺️

[@Kinseliplier]

it's funny how the kid who talks to morbidly obese Albert sounds exactly like rallo from the Cleveland show and is clearly voiced by Mike Judge who plays rallo and used to play Cleveland brown.

[@CIintB3ASTW0oD]

Before he stepped down before he was exiled--I mean cancelled for daring to desecrate one of the Untouchables by voicing an animated character in their image.

[@Kinseliplier]

@@CIintB3ASTW0oD no that's not what happened lol

[@jameswalker5652]

Morbidly obese Albert 🤣

[@mitchellmckayofmitcharbyst4667]

He was my neighbour, and he violated me, now I'll never end up in a fancy pie

[@na3044]

love lincolns ringtone.

[@vero_vento]

"Its good to worship Allah, but I used to worship summer" I wish I can have this on a shirt.

[@elblopex]

Isn't te TV presenter Alan from two and a half man?

[@jellyspaniel9716]

That Michael Jackson one tho

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse......... I misspoke."

[@kingofcalories]

Steve Busch-ee-mi

[@hermanjeurissen6367]

Eat a horse?, mister hands any one?

[@skins1024]

What happened to your videos?

[@gta4everrr]

I like how the teeth have teeth in the first skit

[@keyanhoehne3295]

fox news one is too accurate

[@shadenaugle7970]

Joe doing the crippled man's creed

[@j.peters1222]

**Phone Rings** Joe: SHUT UP!!! Phone: Okay...

[@shiramizrachi5838]

The Arab part 🤣💀

[@KJames2345]

Michael Jackson part was hilarious.

[@JT-0_0.]

I feel bad for the voice actor that did MJs bit who may have not known what he was voice acting for 😂

[@chickendino2020]

This one is my favorite part 2:58

[@tesmith47]

He made me do things,............ "honk"

[@christopheracosta2043]

2:01 Oooh, the clown shoved a horn on her #$%@! You could say, he tooted her own horn.

[@Trapphus22]

Why does Lincoln have Dixieland as ringtone tho?

[@C_Williams84_Vlogs]

And I’ll see the Keaten Family Next week