Cutaway Compilation Season 7 - Family Guy (Part 5)
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@parkeerdarkeer3 жыл бұрын
That Johnson and Johnson one aged like fine wine
@causeoriginal86273 жыл бұрын
Especially now
@denteater34983 жыл бұрын
@@causeoriginal8627 what happened with J&J recently?
@pafu0153 жыл бұрын
@@denteater3498 nothing
@causeoriginal86273 жыл бұрын
@@denteater3498 Blood clots after getting the vaccine
@DrMemesYT3 жыл бұрын
@@denteater3498 sunscreen with chemicals that causes cancer
@idfk11233 жыл бұрын
0:52 probably the most relatable thing i have ever seen in my life
@laserx-1753 жыл бұрын
Peter is seeing one of he’s white cells
@williamaft.gaming82123 жыл бұрын
I thought i was the only one lmao
@dfsfssdfsdfs30843 жыл бұрын
What is that?
@williamaft.gaming82123 жыл бұрын
@@dfsfssdfsdfs3084 an "eye floater"
@potatobird523 жыл бұрын
@@dfsfssdfsdfs3084 It’s a term for those little tricks of light that your eyes play on you, sort of like a “hallucination” without the brain issues.
@jlux48883 жыл бұрын
THAT EYE FLOATER JOKE IS SO ACCURATE 😂
@gagenieboer52293 жыл бұрын
Im confused i get that when i look at a light for a long time but thats it
@mrfish39613 жыл бұрын
I CAN RELATE
@WonderWhatHappened3 жыл бұрын
You're in for a treat...
@david.crowther66463 жыл бұрын
They’re white blood cells
@Itsyahboi_Alistair3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sirchess25263 жыл бұрын
That Bill Cosby scene is priceless..
@farawaygaming_3 жыл бұрын
PudDin pOP
@jakeagurerpower71263 жыл бұрын
Yeah you know it’s fake because she’s conscious
@epaminon61963 жыл бұрын
@@jakeagurerpower7126 I was just about to write that. 😅
@bridgetbinion84943 жыл бұрын
It did not age well.
@jacksonfuller81583 жыл бұрын
@@bridgetbinion8494 yeah shame the dirt bag got his conviction over turned....
@normified3 жыл бұрын
Back when your parents actually thought "No Tears" meant if it got in your eye it wouldn't hurt. Thanks, mom.
@adamsmasher97692 жыл бұрын
What does it actually mean? According to johnson and johnson that is exactly what it means.
@normified2 жыл бұрын
@@adamsmasher9769 Seems like marketing since getting just about anything in your eye is painful; although companies such as Dove claim that their 'Tear Free' products just are "hypoallergenic and pH neutral", and I've heard the 'definitions' vary
@ashwiinee29452 жыл бұрын
@@adamsmasher9769 just tear actually means no tangles or knots. I'm not sure where I learned it from but tear means tangled hair apparently.
@adamsmasher97692 жыл бұрын
@@ashwiinee2945 huh. Well johnson and johnson actively markets no tears shampoo as "soft on your babies eyes" on their websites and advertising.
@adamsmasher97692 жыл бұрын
@@normified well on johnson and johnsons site it says that its gentle on your babies eyes, so i imagine that that is what they mean
@joshthrower56573 жыл бұрын
James Gandolfini didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete
@missolesoul2 жыл бұрын
That hurt his self esteem, especially in front if his female cousins 😂.
@dcmastermindfirst94184 ай бұрын
That's why he got into breaking kneecaps not using em 😂
@exisgameplay3 жыл бұрын
“You didn’t put anything in there” “Yes, I did, I put hope in there.” “Don’t spend it all in one place, raggy.”
@toymaster40413 жыл бұрын
I read that before seeing the clip and thought it had to do with Scooby-Doo.
@pb4ugo2bed842 жыл бұрын
Its Probably Illegal To Do That In New York, Ocasio Passed Laws Where YOu HAVE To Give Homeless People Money
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze Жыл бұрын
He asked for change... he got hope... ah, I got it now.
@jaytaggert23353 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, R.I.P. James Gandolfini.
@mkultra2456 Жыл бұрын
He did a lot of coke.
@PhillyLeotardo25 Жыл бұрын
@@mkultra2456 talking about the boss!!!
@PJ_Wendigo3 жыл бұрын
The joke at 4:10 is totally inaccurate she's clearly still awake
@ColoradoStreaming3 жыл бұрын
Her body is in perfect harmony with the cocaine and Quaaludes she took.
@unnecessary1112 жыл бұрын
It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get this joke
@hmm84452 жыл бұрын
She's sleeping with her eyes open
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
I like her bedroom eyes.
@tanyalalaby9373 жыл бұрын
love the johnson and johnson bit
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
Joey: Johnson and Johnson?
@alldogsgoheaven3 жыл бұрын
Thats tha first one...
@ColoradoStreaming3 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 The initial joke was from their baby powder that caused cancer.
@AlphaMega19832 жыл бұрын
That Sting cut away killed me when I first saw it. 🤣
@charityproctor6272 жыл бұрын
Lmao same here!!
@lucypiskura91603 жыл бұрын
If the Bill Cosby scene was made today, it would've went a lot differently
@chanandlerbong90993 жыл бұрын
The Sting one 😂👌🏻
@reubenmanzo20542 жыл бұрын
Was that song even in English?
@aperson62422 жыл бұрын
What's the name of that song even?
@beirresistible57772 жыл бұрын
@@aperson6242 brand new day
@loneronin68133 жыл бұрын
Asian Father: "Are you a doctor yet?" Son: "No Dad, I'm 12." Asian Father: "Talk to me when you're a doctor!" (slams door) It's ok, he will be a fully licensed brain surgeon in a couple of years.
@fhuckgoogle41713 жыл бұрын
TALK TO ME WEN YOU DOCTOR
@buzman19853 жыл бұрын
THAT JOHNSON AND JOHNSON JOKE IS SO ACCURATE 😂
@Ace-rv4ji2 жыл бұрын
The eye floater one got me good. I used to see a lot of those and I thought I was the only one so I never told anyone
@Tsuuuuper2 жыл бұрын
Used to? You got rid of them?
@Ace-rv4ji2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t get rid of them, but I just stopped seeing them idk how
@dannuggy75923 жыл бұрын
0:49 why is this relatable
@ogaucho62352 жыл бұрын
Adam West didn't have to be so raw but he was anyway. Legend
@KatchRocketman3 жыл бұрын
Waaait a minute. If the red wine is Jesus's blood, then what's the white wine? 'Cause if it's what I think it is, I'm quitting drinking.
@conq12733 жыл бұрын
White blood cells
@the4tierbridge3 жыл бұрын
White blood cells. Yellow wine is pee
@MrKhtrouble2 жыл бұрын
Water
@sirbruhthesecond46242 жыл бұрын
Perfect lol
@vipervidsgamingplus57232 жыл бұрын
If hid blood is whine then he must have been loaded
@dylanbuchanan6511 Жыл бұрын
That one at 3:00 was so sad yet so wholesome. Nanny was too good for this world.
@darthmeyers0742 жыл бұрын
The sketch about Brian waking up farting is totally my dog.
@gorky19863 жыл бұрын
1:21 love the departed Gandolfini joke
@beastyyypie2 жыл бұрын
0:44 I experience this a lot and all this time I thought I was the only one with this and never told anyone about it. It's kinda relaxing that "oh! It's a thing with other people too"
@ARedMagicMarker3 жыл бұрын
THE ZIM ZAM, AND THE BABBITY BIBBITY. What, is that the sister spell to Bibbity-boppity-boo?
@Cuzzazbuzz3 жыл бұрын
I learned ‘eye floaters’ must be common and I’m not waiting to go blind!
@tristengrant3 жыл бұрын
really?
@izzy86093 жыл бұрын
@@tristengrant There's soft tissue at the back of your eye sort of like a soup of membranes and cells which make the walls of your eye and when you age some of that soup starts to spill and seep into the path of rods which pick up light. You see them as floating shapes or "floaters"
@nabareru2 жыл бұрын
They are inside your eyes soh no need to worry bout getting blind :')
That “eye floater” thing was too accurate (at least for me)
@briankleinschmidt36643 жыл бұрын
"At least they believe in God. Even if it's a smelly brown god."
@toms.a.savage72323 жыл бұрын
Muslims believe in the same god the Jews and Christians believe in.
@briankleinschmidt36643 жыл бұрын
@@toms.a.savage7232 These are the Semitic family of religions, I'm not certain that Jesus, Al Shaddai and Allah are the same person.
@tseries17673 жыл бұрын
I don't know a lot about religion. But I heard that muslims believes to jesus. Though instead of believing him as son of god instead they believe him as a prophet only. Also Allah is the same as Christian God not entirely but in concept they were the same.
@briankleinschmidt36643 жыл бұрын
@@tseries1767 They could be three faces of the same God. Or, they could be three religions that lay claim to the same God, yet they exclude each other from the claim. As a Christian, I have been advocating people of all faiths, or no faith, to develop a personal relationship with the pathos. I find a quiet place and listen to the quiet voice. It is a very different message than the maniac who screams in our ear out in the world. It is the voice of God. Seek and you will find.
@DacLMK3 жыл бұрын
Jesus was black too.
@Mommy_Makima203 жыл бұрын
3:15 That explains the Peter Ferrari incident
@GitarristSulan2 жыл бұрын
The Sting joke gets me every time
@Underscore.Bambii2 жыл бұрын
That last one… they’re really pushing their luck 😂
@aprilmay33023 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the "no tears" on shampoo, it doesnt mean tear like crying, but tear as in rips (not tier, but tair in pronounciatons)
@owenschafer47503 жыл бұрын
Oh my god... What?
@mr.boxh3ad9313 жыл бұрын
Wdym rips?
@aprilmay33023 жыл бұрын
@@mr.boxh3ad931 basically its tear as in a split end or something, so its anti rips so ur not ripping uour hair
@canadalynx3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised that not that many people know that apparently
@all_mesa_man9223 жыл бұрын
@@canadalynx lmao because it's not that. Tears as in crying. Not "RipS"
@TheLoozerDonkey3 жыл бұрын
1:26 i guess that's why he doesn't have the makings of a versatile athlete!
@dixonpinfold25823 жыл бұрын
The investment banker/kid/nanny clip had accuracy going for it, start to finish.
@samu_EL19892 жыл бұрын
4:07 that joke didn’t age well😂
@GrimElegance3 жыл бұрын
4:10 Yeah, that didn’t age well.
@Enzo0123 жыл бұрын
Or did it get better with age?
@ojiambowalter95493 жыл бұрын
Are you doctor yet? Talk to me when you're doctor
@juicebox17323 жыл бұрын
The eye-floaters had me dead😂
@ency46123 жыл бұрын
0:13 now they’re makin a vaccine 😂
@brandon06272 жыл бұрын
4:47 We now return to that black guy must be doing well because everything he owns is white lol
@pb4ugo2bed842 жыл бұрын
Hi Brandon Lets Go!
@morganbanefort1814 жыл бұрын
That bill Cosby part did not age well
@jrt8182 жыл бұрын
Like Harvey Weinstein the entertainment industry knew what was going on.
@arcticflower72232 жыл бұрын
I beg to differ.
@adieubyebye63413 жыл бұрын
2:53 lol
@TheGoldShot3 жыл бұрын
3:54 when you realise the Asian kid is short round
@axostierIV3 ай бұрын
Meg... Who let you back in the house?
@sibitherapplegrumblecribbi5293 жыл бұрын
‘Even if it’s a smelly, brown God’ - Adam West …. ❤️
@thunderbear02 жыл бұрын
Yea like whities never smell bad Last time i remember whities would bath 2 times in their life time at the birth or when they are die. And jesus was a black jew he wasn't blu eyed nordic man as you whities portray him
@sibitherapplegrumblecribbi5292 жыл бұрын
@@thunderbear0 As long as witty humour from the likes of Seth McFarlane continue to get rises from brain-dead, ignorant morons such as yourself, I’ll keep on laughing at your expense. Don’t cry because your line of ancestry is nothing more than tree dwellers poking their faeces with a stick 💔
@Gamewinningdrive2 жыл бұрын
@@sibitherapplegrumblecribbi529 tree dwellers that built a country
@sibitherapplegrumblecribbi5292 жыл бұрын
@@Gamewinningdrive uhmmmm….. nah I’m afraid it’s just the continued story of poking faeces with a stick
@fadillahumar40032 жыл бұрын
Fr what's a smelly brown god
@stolenhero66503 жыл бұрын
0:12 J&J when they're making their Vaccine
@derekmayers-louther3 жыл бұрын
Nahhhh that’s just for laughs
@CrazyDiamond752 жыл бұрын
“Whatever’s happening here, just knock it off.”
@ethan_6strings1862 жыл бұрын
The sting joke was the most accurate or maybe the eye floater
@DeVon6753 жыл бұрын
2:57 Milly, kid's in here again... Oh man, this is so acurate to what rich people do lol 😅
@ajayr.5313 жыл бұрын
*It's in here again
@DeVon6753 жыл бұрын
@@ajayr.531 Okay, thanks dude
@rossgordon2352 жыл бұрын
season 7 was one of my favourites
@GalenNight2 жыл бұрын
3:02 Me sorry Mister Sir. Get out da room dem dere ya bodda ya fadda! Him unhappy him had you in da first place.
@user-34678dsslo9 ай бұрын
Wow! That’s guy’s an angel. Like a Jamaican housewife.
@solbaguma1032 жыл бұрын
What A Croc is one of my favourite cutaways. It's just so funny to me for some reason. The way the alligators all yell YEAHHHHH is funny, whole thing is random
@aarons69352 жыл бұрын
What's funnier is that crocodiles don't walk up onto dry dusty plains.
@camiifu2 жыл бұрын
bro the brian fart joke just has me dead 😂😭
@cloudtem3 жыл бұрын
That's four"a brand new day"
@quadeemburton38772 жыл бұрын
Me sorry Mr. sir ... 🤣🤣🤣
@fastbandit18533 жыл бұрын
4:08 When you put your minecraft beds together.
@kayzeaza3 жыл бұрын
1:57
@gibbidon64353 жыл бұрын
I really, REALLlY, enjoyed that whone clip :) *edit* edited
@gibbidon64353 жыл бұрын
- Me
@behelit19974 ай бұрын
"Oooh, he's dead" ☠️
@toffeelatte60422 жыл бұрын
The way Jesus always says "nah siddown." gets me everytime
@invaderyellow19063 жыл бұрын
4:08 this aged well
@maxamps452 жыл бұрын
we put no more blood clots on the bottle...
@MessedUpBrainspike3 жыл бұрын
He's adorable!
@lackh55213 жыл бұрын
4:16 is the thumbnail
@LokiScarletWasHere2 жыл бұрын
"Those lying bastards and Johnson & Johnson" Oh man.
@redwolfmaddox39863 жыл бұрын
I put hope in there don’t spend it at one place Raggy. 😂
@HouseOfFunQMАй бұрын
I reckon I’ve already commented on this, but I’m doing it again: That eye floater joke is so BANG ON it’s actually unbelievable. And I thought it was just me.
@cinthia96023 жыл бұрын
2:52, the dad is mean:-( The maid is hilarious though🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@quandaledingle69492 жыл бұрын
Caam ohn ya, a let rab som lootion on me eelbows
@cinthia96022 жыл бұрын
@@quandaledingle6949 🤣🤣
@pb4ugo2bed842 жыл бұрын
Who Cares, The Kid Will Be Rich At Least When He Is Older
@Sillysoft2 жыл бұрын
Man I have had eye floaters in both eyes for years now. At first I was so depressed, but eventually you just get used to them. But as you age and more stuff starts detaching from the inside of the eye, more floaters are bound to show up. You can get surgery, but too risky at the moment IMO.
@pb4ugo2bed842 жыл бұрын
Agreed Especially If You Arent Vaccinated, They Will Probably "Mess Up" On Purpose And Make You Blind! Ocasio And Bernie Passed Laws On This!
@ismellthecheeze64363 жыл бұрын
As a person who lives in Louisiana he really is a croc
@Bonka9398 ай бұрын
3:45 This is soooooo me lol (left0
@richardtuholsky40282 жыл бұрын
Let’s go brandon 🍦🍦🍦
@kaimurcina32533 ай бұрын
0:04 I will never forget this clip as I watched it when I was a kid
@dnakatomiuk2 ай бұрын
1:31 Sorry the Sting gag had me rollin
@mr.twiddledinkel2272 жыл бұрын
4:20 state of the art AI is so inaccurate....she was wide awake when....you know...
@DishonoredRat3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually no tears like ripping because baby hair is more delicate
@glenneric13 жыл бұрын
Fail
@cisium11842 жыл бұрын
No. It isn't.
@DishonoredRat2 жыл бұрын
@@cisium1184 yes. It is
@Nerval-kg9sm2 жыл бұрын
In the commercials they said 'no tears,' as in crying.
@thehunted_20192 жыл бұрын
That Johnson and Johnson one is so accurate
@flightevolution81323 жыл бұрын
4:00 is what you're here for
@theamazingspy31793 жыл бұрын
The first one has a whole new feeling after the Johnson and Johnson corona vaccine
@zackattack04252 жыл бұрын
1:43 Liar I can understand the last SIX words. "Stabbing of a brand new day!"
@reichtangleanschluss5093 жыл бұрын
4:08 You know it's fake when woman is awake.
@a-maze28642 жыл бұрын
Its funny that Jesus was probably Black or a Dark-ish color irl and that they both put Black Jesus in the show and the Mayor saying even the terrorists have a god even though its a Brown smelly god
@GarfQC3 жыл бұрын
1:12 in uncensored he specifies "it's my blood" 1:23 who
@dutchplanderlin83912 жыл бұрын
4:09 unrealistic she is still awake
@adamsmasher97692 жыл бұрын
There was something wrong about the cosby sketch. She was awake
@sibusisofaya78742 жыл бұрын
You Dr yet?
@someone82404 ай бұрын
No Dad im 12.
@hopsta56283 жыл бұрын
A "smelly brown god", hhmmm, wasn't Jesus born in the Middle East to a Middle Eastern teenager ?
@roadkillanonymous48072 жыл бұрын
The stupid bit about the eye floater was so unexpected and true!!!! You can never look at them dead on!
@SuperVstech3 жыл бұрын
3:09 um… is that your elbow? Does it FEEL like an elbow? Maybe you should let it go.
@sirblue55862 жыл бұрын
Mayor west was a national treasure
@jamiesonboulanger14783 жыл бұрын
There is actually “no pain alcohol” It did not hurt at at all when it was applied to my arm
@the.one.who.doesnt.knock.3 жыл бұрын
I tested the no more tears claim when i was 5 by pouring it into my eye directly rest assured i didnt cry but it felt odd
@karl51402 жыл бұрын
bet
@the.one.who.doesnt.knock.2 жыл бұрын
@@karl5140 what exactly are you beting?
@karl51402 жыл бұрын
@@the.one.who.doesnt.knock. that it felt odd that shit definitely burned
@the.one.who.doesnt.knock.2 жыл бұрын
@@karl5140 damn my eyes are built different then😤
@pb4ugo2bed842 жыл бұрын
That's probably why you have eye floaters now.
@Super165i Жыл бұрын
The bill Cosby joke doesn't hold up that well
@Sydnicate5 ай бұрын
No it is absolutely hilarious
@tjgetem37832 жыл бұрын
This the best KZbin video ever 😂
@eskreskao2 жыл бұрын
4:03 You know it's simulated because she's conscious in the cutaway.
@windowsfan952 жыл бұрын
You doctor yet? No dad, i am twelve! Talk to me, when doctor!
@robertarnold96762 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one that had eye floaters. I was always scared to mention it because I thought people would think I'm crazy, like that time I saw my cat standing next to me in bed with a knife when I was a kid.....insert cut away scene here.
@Sillysoft2 жыл бұрын
Nope, I have had eye floaters for over 20 years now. The older I have gotten, the more show up, but my mind has learned to ignore them. On top of that I have tinnitus in both ears, have had it since I was a kid. Again, the brain learns to ignore it by listening to other noises around me. But lets just say silence is hell to me.