Cutaway Compilation Season 7 - Family Guy (Part 5)

Cutaway Compilation Season 7 - Family Guy (Part 5)

[@parkeerdarkeer]

That Johnson and Johnson one aged like fine wine

[@causeoriginal8627]

Especially now

[@denteater3498]

@@causeoriginal8627 what happened with J&J recently?

[@pafu015]

@@denteater3498 nothing

[@causeoriginal8627]

@@denteater3498 Blood clots after getting the vaccine

[@_DrMemes]

@@denteater3498 sunscreen with chemicals that causes cancer

[@jlux4888]

THAT EYE FLOATER JOKE IS SO ACCURATE 😂

[@gagenieboer5229]

Im confused i get that when i look at a light for a long time but thats it

[@mrfish3961]

I CAN RELATE

[@WonderWhatHappened]

You're in for a treat...

[@david.crowther6646]

They’re white blood cells

[@Itsyahboi_Alistair]

Lol

[@sirchess2526]

That Bill Cosby scene is priceless..

[@farawaygaming_]

PudDin pOP

[@jakeagurerpower7126]

Yeah you know it’s fake because she’s conscious

[@epaminon6196]

@@jakeagurerpower7126 I was just about to write that. 😅

[@bridgetbinion8494]

It did not age well.

[@jacksonfuller8158]

@@bridgetbinion8494 yeah shame the dirt bag got his conviction over turned....

[@idfk1123]

0:52 probably the most relatable thing i have ever seen in my life

[@laserx3972]

Peter is seeing one of he’s white cells

[@williamaft.gaming8212]

I thought i was the only one lmao

[@dfsfssdfsdfs3084]

What is that?

[@williamaft.gaming8212]

@@dfsfssdfsdfs3084 an "eye floater"

[@potatobird52]

@@dfsfssdfsdfs3084 It’s a term for those little tricks of light that your eyes play on you, sort of like a “hallucination” without the brain issues.

[@normified]

Back when your parents actually thought "No Tears" meant if it got in your eye it wouldn't hurt. Thanks, mom.

[@adamsmasher9769]

What does it actually mean? According to johnson and johnson that is exactly what it means.

[@normified]

@@adamsmasher9769 Seems like marketing since getting just about anything in your eye is painful; although companies such as Dove claim that their 'Tear Free' products just are "hypoallergenic and pH neutral", and I've heard the 'definitions' vary

[@ashwiinee2945]

@@adamsmasher9769 just tear actually means no tangles or knots. I'm not sure where I learned it from but tear means tangled hair apparently.

[@adamsmasher9769]

@@ashwiinee2945 huh. Well johnson and johnson actively markets no tears shampoo as "soft on your babies eyes" on their websites and advertising.

[@adamsmasher9769]

@@normified well on johnson and johnsons site it says that its gentle on your babies eyes, so i imagine that that is what they mean

[@joshthrower5657]

James Gandolfini didn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete

[@missolesoul]

That hurt his self esteem, especially in front if his female cousins 😂.

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

That's why he got into breaking kneecaps not using em 😂

[@exisgameplay]

“You didn’t put anything in there” “Yes, I did, I put hope in there.” “Don’t spend it all in one place, raggy.”

[@toymaster4041]

I read that before seeing the clip and thought it had to do with Scooby-Doo.

[@pb4ugo2bed84]

Its Probably Illegal To Do That In New York, Ocasio Passed Laws Where YOu HAVE To Give Homeless People Money

[@WilliamSmith-mx6ze]

He asked for change... he got hope... ah, I got it now.

[@jaytaggert2335]

All jokes aside, R.I.P. James Gandolfini.

[@mkultra2456]

He did a lot of coke.

[@PhillyLeotardo25]

@@mkultra2456 talking about the boss!!!

[@tanyalalaby937]

love the johnson and johnson bit

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Joey: Johnson and Johnson?

[@alldogsgoheaven]

Thats tha first one...

[@ColoradoStreaming]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 The initial joke was from their baby powder that caused cancer.

[@PJ_Wendigo]

The joke at 4:10 is totally inaccurate she's clearly still awake

[@ColoradoStreaming]

Her body is in perfect harmony with the cocaine and Quaaludes she took.

[@unnecessary111]

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to get this joke

[@hmm8445]

She's sleeping with her eyes open

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I like her bedroom eyes.

[@chanandlerbong9099]

The Sting one 😂👌🏻

[@reubenmanzo2054]

Was that song even in English?

[@aperson6242]

What's the name of that song even?

[@beirresistible5777]

@@aperson6242 brand new day

[@lucypiskura9160]

If the Bill Cosby scene was made today, it would've went a lot differently

[@AlphaMega1983]

That Sting cut away killed me when I first saw it. 🤣

[@charityproctor627]

Lmao same here!!

[@dannuggy7592]

0:49 why is this relatable

[@buzman1985]

THAT JOHNSON AND JOHNSON JOKE IS SO ACCURATE 😂

[@gorky1986]

1:21 love the departed Gandolfini joke

[@Underscore.Bambii]

That last one… they’re really pushing their luck 😂

[@ogaucho6235]

Adam West didn't have to be so raw but he was anyway. Legend

[@Ace-rv4ji]

The eye floater one got me good. I used to see a lot of those and I thought I was the only one so I never told anyone

[@Tsuuuuper]

Used to? You got rid of them?

[@Ace-rv4ji]

Didn’t get rid of them, but I just stopped seeing them idk how

[@darthmeyers074]

The sketch about Brian waking up farting is totally my dog.

[@beastyyypie]

0:44 I experience this a lot and all this time I thought I was the only one with this and never told anyone about it. It's kinda relaxing that "oh! It's a thing with other people too"

[@loneronin6813]

Asian Father: "Are you a doctor yet?" Son: "No Dad, I'm 12." Asian Father: "Talk to me when you're a doctor!" (slams door) It's ok, he will be a fully licensed brain surgeon in a couple of years.

[@fhuckgoogle4171]

TALK TO ME WEN YOU DOCTOR

[@matteob6407]

The Sting one is on point

[@seanalmario66]

1:38 How I understand every song I hear...

[@dylanbuchanan6511]

That one at 3:00 was so sad yet so wholesome. Nanny was too good for this world.

[@KatchRocketman]

Waaait a minute. If the red wine is Jesus's blood, then what's the white wine? 'Cause if it's what I think it is, I'm quitting drinking.

[@conq1273]

White blood cells

[@the4tierbridge]

White blood cells. Yellow wine is pee

[@MrKhtrouble]

Water

[@sirbruhthesecond4624]

Perfect lol

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

If hid blood is whine then he must have been loaded

[@maskyprime]

That “eye floater” thing was too accurate (at least for me)

[@hunteralber2006]

0:03 me when I get a fail

[@xavierkrantz1098]

Me when I get yelled at for absolutely nothing

[@jacobpadilla2025]

@@xavierkrantz1098 0:03 0 🔑 + 🐝 = 🌳 0 🤡 + ☁️ = 🐁 3 🗺️ + 🌛 = 🥛

[@calvinmartinez1968]

@@jacobpadilla2025 what

[@Cuzzazbuzz]

I learned ‘eye floaters’ must be common and I’m not waiting to go blind!

[@tristengrant]

really?

[@izzy8609]

@@tristengrant There's soft tissue at the back of your eye sort of like a soup of membranes and cells which make the walls of your eye and when you age some of that soup starts to spill and seep into the path of rods which pick up light. You see them as floating shapes or "floaters"

[@nabareru]

They are inside your eyes soh no need to worry bout getting blind :')

[@calenskyes]

you're not gonna go blind cause of them

[@TheLoozerDonkey]

1:26 i guess that's why he doesn't have the makings of a versatile athlete!

[@ARedMagicMarker]

THE ZIM ZAM, AND THE BABBITY BIBBITY. What, is that the sister spell to Bibbity-boppity-boo?

[@Mommy_Makima20]

3:15 That explains the Peter Ferrari incident

[@adieubyebye6341]

2:53 lol

[@juicebox1732]

The eye-floaters had me dead😂

[@GitarristSulan]

The Sting joke gets me every time

[@briankleinschmidt3664]

"At least they believe in God. Even if it's a smelly brown god."

[@toms.a.savage7232]

Muslims believe in the same god the Jews and Christians believe in.

[@briankleinschmidt3664]

@@toms.a.savage7232 These are the Semitic family of religions, I'm not certain that Jesus, Al Shaddai and Allah are the same person.

[@tseries1767]

I don't know a lot about religion. But I heard that muslims believes to jesus. Though instead of believing him as son of god instead they believe him as a prophet only. Also Allah is the same as Christian God not entirely but in concept they were the same.

[@briankleinschmidt3664]

@@tseries1767 They could be three faces of the same God. Or, they could be three religions that lay claim to the same God, yet they exclude each other from the claim. As a Christian, I have been advocating people of all faiths, or no faith, to develop a personal relationship with the pathos. I find a quiet place and listen to the quiet voice. It is a very different message than the maniac who screams in our ear out in the world. It is the voice of God. Seek and you will find.

[@DacLMK]

Jesus was black too.

[@noahhaupt5343]

Fake, she's not unconscious 4:08

[@mrfish3961]

DID,T DRUG DID NOT KICK IN YET

[@aprilmay3302]

Fun fact about the "no tears" on shampoo, it doesnt mean tear like crying, but tear as in rips (not tier, but tair in pronounciatons)

[@owenschafer4750]

Oh my god... What?

[@mr.boxh3ad931]

Wdym rips?

[@aprilmay3302]

@@mr.boxh3ad931 basically its tear as in a split end or something, so its anti rips so ur not ripping uour hair

[@canadalynx]

I’m surprised that not that many people know that apparently

[@all_mesa_man922]

@@canadalynx lmao because it's not that. Tears as in crying. Not "RipS"

[@rossgordon235]

season 7 was one of my favourites

[@GrimElegance]

4:10 Yeah, that didn’t age well.

[@Enzo012]

Or did it get better with age?

[@ency4612]

0:13 now they’re makin a vaccine 😂

[@kayzeaza]

1:57

[@samu_EL1989]

4:07 that joke didn’t age well😂

[@TheGoldShot]

3:54 when you realise the Asian kid is short round

[@CrazyDiamond75]

“Whatever’s happening here, just knock it off.”

[@dixonpinfold2582]

The investment banker/kid/nanny clip had accuracy going for it, start to finish.

[@ojiambowalter9549]

Are you doctor yet? Talk to me when you're doctor

[@ethan_6strings186]

The sting joke was the most accurate or maybe the eye floater

[@camino_]

bro the brian fart joke just has me dead 😂😭

[@tjgetem3783]

This the best KZbin video ever 😂

[@cloudtem]

That's four"a brand new day"

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

He's adorable!

[@toffeelatte6042]

The way Jesus always says "nah siddown." gets me everytime

[@stolenhero6650]

0:12 J&J when they're making their Vaccine

[@derekmayers-louther]

Nahhhh that’s just for laughs

[@fastbandit1853]

4:08 When you put your minecraft beds together.

[@solbaguma103]

What A Croc is one of my favourite cutaways. It's just so funny to me for some reason. The way the alligators all yell YEAHHHHH is funny, whole thing is random

[@aarons6935]

What's funnier is that crocodiles don't walk up onto dry dusty plains.

[@DeVon675]

2:57 Milly, kid's in here again... Oh man, this is so acurate to what rich people do lol 😅

[@ajayr.531]

*It's in here again

[@DeVon675]

@@ajayr.531 Okay, thanks dude

[@sibitherapplegrumblecribbi529]

‘Even if it’s a smelly, brown God’ - Adam West …. ❤️

[@thunderbear0]

Yea like whities never smell bad Last time i remember whities would bath 2 times in their life time at the birth or when they are die. And jesus was a black jew he wasn't blu eyed nordic man as you whities portray him

[@sibitherapplegrumblecribbi529]

@@thunderbear0 As long as witty humour from the likes of Seth McFarlane continue to get rises from brain-dead, ignorant morons such as yourself, I’ll keep on laughing at your expense. Don’t cry because your line of ancestry is nothing more than tree dwellers poking their faeces with a stick 💔

[@TMCommentator]

@@sibitherapplegrumblecribbi529 tree dwellers that built a country

[@sibitherapplegrumblecribbi529]

@@TMCommentator uhmmmm….. nah I’m afraid it’s just the continued story of poking faeces with a stick

[@fadillahumar4003]

Fr what's a smelly brown god

[@gibbidon6435]

I really, REALLlY, enjoyed that whone clip :) *edit* edited

[@gibbidon6435]

- Me

[@redwolfmaddox3986]

I put hope in there don’t spend it at one place Raggy. 😂

[@morganbanefort181]

That bill Cosby part did not age well

[@jrt818]

Like Harvey Weinstein the entertainment industry knew what was going on.

[@arcticflower7223]

I beg to differ.

[@lackh5521]

4:16 is the thumbnail

[@ismellthecheeze6436]

As a person who lives in Louisiana he really is a croc

[@invaderyellow1906]

4:08 this aged well

[@LokiScarletWasHere]

"Those lying bastards and Johnson & Johnson" Oh man.

[@behelit1997]

"Oooh, he's dead" ☠️

[@GalenNight]

3:02 Me sorry Mister Sir. Get out da room dem dere ya bodda ya fadda! Him unhappy him had you in da first place.

[@user-34678dsslo]

Wow! That’s guy’s an angel. Like a Jamaican housewife.

[@roadkillanonymous4807]

The stupid bit about the eye floater was so unexpected and true!!!! You can never look at them dead on!

[@brandon0627]

4:47 We now return to that black guy must be doing well because everything he owns is white lol

[@pb4ugo2bed84]

Hi Brandon Lets Go!

[@maxamps45]

we put no more blood clots on the bottle...

[@braydicus]

Wild hogs was hilarious

[@Sillysoft]

Man I have had eye floaters in both eyes for years now. At first I was so depressed, but eventually you just get used to them. But as you age and more stuff starts detaching from the inside of the eye, more floaters are bound to show up. You can get surgery, but too risky at the moment IMO.

[@pb4ugo2bed84]

Agreed Especially If You Arent Vaccinated, They Will Probably "Mess Up" On Purpose And Make You Blind! Ocasio And Bernie Passed Laws On This!

[@Ujuani68]

Peter goes thru all kinds of weird phases. 😄

[@mr.twiddledinkel227]

4:20 state of the art AI is so inaccurate....she was wide awake when....you know...

[@angelacevedogarcia1895]

The eye floatie one lmaoooo

[@mikerichardson3642]

Do a 3 hr compilation that would be so cool

[@quadeemburton3877]

Me sorry Mr. sir ... 🤣🤣🤣

[@cinthia9602]

2:52, the dad is mean:-( The maid is hilarious though🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quandaledingle6949]

Caam ohn ya, a let rab som lootion on me eelbows

[@cinthia9602]

@@quandaledingle6949 🤣🤣

[@pb4ugo2bed84]

Who Cares, The Kid Will Be Rich At Least When He Is Older

[@thehunted_2019]

That Johnson and Johnson one is so accurate

[@dutchplanderlin8391]

4:09 unrealistic she is still awake

[@tyrizzle9345]

The sting one is insanely funny

[@SuperVstech]

3:09 um… is that your elbow? Does it FEEL like an elbow? Maybe you should let it go.

[@jamiesonboulanger1478]

There is actually “no pain alcohol” It did not hurt at at all when it was applied to my arm

[@reichtangleanschluss509]

4:08 You know it's fake when woman is awake.

[@alexandrethegreatnamibia4212]

I like the beat the end but I liked the video the moment I started watching it

[@uneedpuns1713]

with the thumbnail was surprised there one awake that he did

[@adamsmasher9769]

There was something wrong about the cosby sketch. She was awake

[@Hobo_Dood]

0:34 me when the intruder gives themself away (it's me, I'm the intruder)

[@GarfQC]

1:12 in uncensored he specifies "it's my blood" 1:23 who

[@HigHrvatski]

Millie it's in here again 😂🤣

[@giroandkarin2822]

That eyefloater thing is pretty relatable

[@dennismartin4659]

I put hope in there. 😆

[@windowsfan95]

You doctor yet? No dad, i am twelve! Talk to me, when doctor!

[@GoodSneakers]

One does not simply “zip zop boobity bop” into Mordor.

[@eskreskao]

4:03 You know it's simulated because she's conscious in the cutaway.

[@rezathenightfly]

The "Sting" bit stung sharp.

[@jenniferhalliwell416]

Johnson and Johnson is pretty accurate

[@DishonoredRat]

It’s actually no tears like ripping because baby hair is more delicate

[@glenneric1]

Fail

[@cisium1184]

No. It isn't.

[@DishonoredRat]

@@cisium1184 yes. It is

[@Nerval-kg9sm]

In the commercials they said 'no tears,' as in crying.

[@gorilli09]

You forgot the clip before the alligator and crocodile rally part

[@bigelakafatdaddychannel5002]

Funniest scene ever

[@toyrobots]

Big el aka fat daddy Channel you’re a comment bot, you say the exact thing on every video