Cute But Deadly! | Wild Life Episode 03

[@foxanimation2884]

I bet you this is what grian was so excited about 2 weeks ago.

[@stick6181]

Really!? didn't see that

[@nasiskahn]

I think you are right. He was super excited!

[@GenuinePocketto]

Yes. He says at the start of his video that this is the Wild Card he was most excited for.

[@QuisUtDeus828]

Yes he said this was. It's also the wild card he sunk the most $ into having developed. They only recorded for half the session bc of so many deaths 😂 This is the peak wild card of the season so don't expect such hilarity going forward

[@walover165]

​@@QuisUtDeus828After the series is over I'd love to see them all play another bonus episode with the modpack.

[@BreeNix]

Grian: “They can’t be killed” Everyone else: …”But what if they can?”

[@nightowl3891]

They would be great QA testers

[@crystalglaceon]

Only just realising that it was Oli voicing the snails that's amazing! Absolute chaos this session can't believe so many people are already down to red D:

[@loyal-li]

OLI?! ohmg

[@Azeriiall]

I KNEW it sounded familiar, holy crap

[@molly_the_spy]

I bet they all thought this was a terrific idea. Dummies. 😅

[@alliyanasgalaxies]

Yes!! I realised when impulse talked to grian about the noise and he responded "do you know who that is?"

[@Sebbir]

OLI KNEW!

[@JadedSundragon]

"This is my snail. He doesn't like traitors" is one of the most metal things I've ever heard you say. Dang that went hard

[@eliseig8998]

"Make good choices, make good choices!" to his snail in a warning tone is the most dad thing ever XD

[@Ayyzee_]

"Hey Tuff Guy, how you doing?" *Etho was blown up by Creeper* Impulse, you menace

[@astralaltaria5349]

NOW i see why this session ended early 🤣 the absolute paranoia, just constantly checking over your shoulder. And I know Grian was 100% just giggling away as he came up with the names of these snails. Great episode, can't wait to see what happens next week

[@Daft_Ideas]

I think it ended early because of two words. Invisible snail. I'm trying to track down who thought of that genius idea, you devious supervillain, you ..

[@RyanIversen]

​@@Daft_Ideas It was Ren and Martyn. Other perspectives shows them talking about it.

[@macieparmenter4544]

@@RyanIversen I think Etho may have sparked it though

[@Daft_Ideas]

@@macieparmenter4544 yes he did. Going to check if the moment he thought of it is in his stream.... ..it is. Ten minutes dead. Seems it just came to him. Genius. Evil genius. You can see Martyn and Ren employing the plan at the end of Martyn's video. It's almost a pity it didn't last longer...SUCH an evil plan!

[@WickedChimera]

16:38 Grian trying really hard to get Oli the recognition he deserves for voicing those snails 🤣

[@Shard_vs]

this has been one of the most paranoia inducing sessions of the life series ive ever seen

[@ThatCrumblee]

Fr

[@azr3ii]

I WAS SO STRESSED HELP

[@tablet6655]

Honestly, I didn't like it. Lots of deaths, yet very little stuff could be done. That wildcard was not cool.

[@Crystalelements182]

@@tablet6655 understandable. There is always one session where a lot of people die, but that is the name of the game

[@tablet6655]

@Crystalelements182 But it's episode 3 and most of the kills were from the snails just touching them or drowning them to death. That's a bit of a bummer.

[@Crystalelements182]

The quotes of this session: "When did he NOT die?" "Knowing its coming doesn't make you good!" "He's way scarier than the ghosts in Phasmo" "I prefer the baby zombie" I think it's nice when they warn the other groups when the snails are near, but its also hilarious when they distract them instead

[@perpetuasomnium8173]

I’d like to add “My snail doesn’t like traitors”

[@discotechgaming]

Don't forget "Ooooeeee!" - iSnail

[@ElenaLoo]

I’m so sad about all those deaths, but at the same time, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want impulse to go on a quest for revenge and carnage. He’s absolutely chomping at the bit to be allowed to spill some blood, and I am HERE for it >:)))

[@LittleAMinor]

At 16:00 the snail wiggled it's shell like a cat before launching and killing impulse lol

[@arrow_awsome]

having the lightning bolts for every single eath really adds to the whight all of them have. and the obsurdity that is is 'most of these were caused by snails'

[@SammyTerry241]

There were 36 deaths this whole session and yes 80% were to the snails

[@Alice-not-Alice]

“I’m happy to be here,” Impulse said, seething with rage Good luck with that revenge! Have fun y’all

[@budgie0003]

I can’t believe they made a mechanic out of the classic meme. Also me and impulse thought the same thing with the salt/sugar!

[@mutationally]

and at the beginning impulse says he plans not to waste time this episode 😭 only thing these people could do was running like crazy across the map

[@timothyglisson5579]

I love how ren told him Grian said to kill impulse when gem is the one telling the whole server to including ren.

[@eloquentornot]

Lol imagine if the jukebox had worked, just a sudden dance party peaceful ending! :D this wildcard is my favourite so far!!

[@thod-thod]

Gem got so many impulse deaths what just by asking people nicely

[@adababs]

So many hilarious moments this season - Impulse inadvertently causing Etho's death by not warning him about the creeper, Impulse being protective of his snail and treating it like a little friend even though it's trying to kill him, Impulse putting Grian on his "list" not knowing how many people Gem has told to kill him 😂 It's too good, I can't.

[@HFIAPY]

The S in "impulseSV" stands for snail and the i in "snail" stands for "impulseSV" 😂

[@varshianth9072]

Is that "oowee" oli?

[@makiyopackio]

Apparently. I've seen a couple comments make the connection, which is honestly so cool.

[@nasiskahn]

Your first death!! What! That was more carnage then all the starving to death! They are so cute! Those names are so fun! I wonder if this will be the shortest season! Double Life is the shortest to date. You really have a fighting chance! Go Get Em!!!

[@nicksuiter3648]

the "hey tuff guy..." bit was deliciously evil.

[@klbzplb]

the snails are so adorable, this is so fun. you guys playing with the snails, having them race etc was so funny and stressful lol

[@mxblue_sky]

loved the dynamic impulse had with the his snail

[@YamaguchiEtsuko]

Seeing Impulse trying to take care of his snail makes me wanna watch them care for an egg QSMP-style LMAO

[@Spiney09]

The funniest part is Grian didn’t say kill impulse specifically, he just recommended the general idea of a cobweb

[@amachii_art]

this is definitely the most stressful episode yet 😂 and maybe you're right, Impulse, this might have to be the quickest series 😂

[@JasonICECarson]

Unless we're counting Real Life as a canon series then no, but this would be the closest if RL were.

[@Schnitzel_schultz]

ok but how amazing would snails be if they were in vanilla!!

[@JasonICECarson]

Perhaps not so great if they're out to kill you, regardless of how cute they are.

[@ellithp468]

It just dawned on me after watching many wild life snail episodes that snails don't actually exist in Minecraft and that makes me kinda sad. They look adorable 🥺

[@nads274]

I got jumpscared by Impulse's death 😅

[@ToeTickler-s2l]

The same happened to me with grians I was terrified

[@nads274]

@ToeTickler-s2l 😆

[@Danielsworlds]

Jim out first is a cannon event. We cannot interfere

[@koo2463]

The listeners can.

[@Thedemonchildrenofficial]

The canary was uncaged but he died without flying away

[@rubbydraco1334]

0:14 after watching other perspectives i thought these were snails 🐌😂

[@BeowulfandMelody]

They are snails?

[@Lanrick2002]

11:49 Impulse standing like pearls snail is a banshee lol

[@christopherharrison7931]

Blame Gem for this one. Grian obviously got the inspiration for these guys from the snails on Hermitcraft.

[@SniperkingSogeking04]

Were you... not aware of the immortal assassin snail meme? It was made by Gavin Free of Rooster Teeth (RIP Rooster Teeth) like... 10 years ago??

[@marowakcity3727]

Also, grian started the snail thing on hermitcraft

[@CMarieMuse]

@@SniperkingSogeking04 Having watched that RT Podcast back then, seeing the meme stand the test of time has been so funny

[@johnofthenorth6653]

@@SniperkingSogeking04 I made a similar comment with a link to the "Know Your Meme" page but now I can't find it.

[@tabbycatisback618]

@@SniperkingSogeking04Thanks for making me aware of this

[@crazytiger6]

I just noticed that at the end of the session when all the snails froze, the squids are also frozen

[@alliyanasgalaxies]

The game is paused. Days, ticks, everything

[@tablet6655]

Grian had to freeze the server for them to stop.

[@tigerlily6968]

Can you imagine if there were snails like this in phasmophobia

[@saruwatarisa]

I feel sad for the snails now. They just want a hug from their owners but every time they hug em their owners dies D:

[@xotlxoltyna]

It's like constantly being hunted by a Deogen...

[@dbseamz]

A Deogen combined with a Banshee, because it only ever targets one person. And a Wraith, because they can teleport and they probably wouldn't have been affected by salt if there was any in the game.

[@xotlxoltyna]

@dbseamz the worst ghost imaginable indeed

[@theunknownone_]

If all of these wild cards result in expedited deaths then this is gonna be a short season 😂

[@durigala]

You'd think that having cute snails follow you around to kill you would be easy to avoid. But it's much harder than it looks 😂😂. Sorry about the deaths, Impulse. But great job trying to stay alive! Hopefully the creeper farm gets to work at some point 🔱

[@abanana]

i cant believe all the impulse deaths this episode,, so stressful

[@Mismatched2]

relax it hasnt even been 5 minutes

[@ECSDaemon]

35:00 you could say that Karma ran over Ren's dogma...

[@malpheus4299]

Oof, a lot of deaths this episode but still rooting for an Impulse victory!

[@generalkefka6341]

I thought the same half way through the episode. It’s going to be a short season this way. Hope you get your revenge on Grian soon!! Btw loved the fact that you made sure your snail did not had any difficulty following you, think that helped a lot!

[@KarenC-o7e]

"Not so tough now is he?" LMAO!!!!

[@lyrai09]

Oh man. Hard to have a great time when snails and everyone else seem out to get you. Can feel you just itching to properly be allowed to kill. xD

[@Kneoria]

i know see what grian meant when yall were playin phasmo on halloween

[@Ca7iburn]

Man even I jumped when Impulse suddenly walks over someone's snail. 😅

[@mels6208]

This wild card gave me so much stress! I was watching the screen the whole time looking out for your snail! ugh!

[@cupofmilkyway]

This was such an insanely fun session!!!! Always enjoy watching your POV, you bring such a good vibe to the series, especially this season with such a dynamic team, I love this season so far, it's awesome!

[@liamengram6326]

"That's because you know the baby zombies won't kill you in one hit." **cries in Ph1lza**

[@isaacnoble4573]

At least your snail didn't say "Ho my God"

[@mysticalmaid]

Oh it was Oli? I thought it was Grian 😂 Eiher way the snails voices were hilarious.

[@princesswia]

i am SO here for impulse villain arc

[@veaabacajan]

i love the snail's shell so much! it has your logo

[@gribblegrape6496]

30:39 “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”

[@tablet6655]

I mean, you could "help" pearl set up a trap for Grian. Also, go get some diamond gear for the love of god. Things are already getting really hairy.

[@vinshoken]

it’s a Deo!

[@loyal-li]

they will _always find you._ they pretty slow tho

[@molly_the_spy]

The snails were a very bad idea.

[@thalliu]

If you find a spanner and put an egg in it, you can change what it spawns so you can make a creeper gun powder farm pretty easily if you do it that way I think you found one or a few at some point

[@MetalMonkey]

The snails should be companions for the rest of the season, they don't do anything but follow you around (I realise that would probably take a lot of coding or maybe not? I don't code). HC Topic: Do you know that Skizz doesn't carry an Enderchest? and he only has 7 slots filled

[@18idlesuggest]

wouldve been funny if theres a rare chance the snail will just breathe heavily, like how a Deogen will sometimes do

[@notchpoodles5864]

30:39 I️ laughed WAY too hard at this 😂

[@equestriskyemc]

"That's how you spell karma right?" So legit 😂

[@potatopouf]

i couldnt tell it was oli making the snail noises until 15:46 lol

[@emiliab532]

This was a straight up chaotic episode and I love it lol

[@Portuguese-police]

Crazy jumpscare 😭

[@QuisUtDeus828]

Lol i like how you spent haof an episode digging out the creeper farm and then they want to move Dont forget you can make spawners!

[@Kristian-j4n]

Everyone take note of the fact that gem and Joel I don’t think have died once

[@eternity449]

this is my favorite wildcard so far, been speeding through lifers videos like there's no tomorrow 😆

[@MellozHeist]

all the snails are adorablee Love their model! I wanna hug them and Go get the kill Impulse! You got this! Revengeeeee!!!! >:D

[@bearpawdgamr2785]

"Even my snail is competitive!" so damn funny

[@skittzdaskittle_art]

Peter, the snail is here

[@ricorommeldumaplin4822]

Maybe pearl should ask Grian to add these snails into the hermitcraft server just minus the murder intent part

[@jasonolson7966]

That whole etho tough guy exchange was GOLDEN!

[@neveleven09]

17:56 saying your snails gonna be besties in front of Skizz hahaha. No wonder he killed Tango after that scene.

[@KarenC-o7e]

The impulse snail is so cute!

[@KarenC-o7e]

You should make these a plushie!!!

[@somethinsomethingelse]

I like how impulse, despite his deaths to the snail, really cared for it. The snail and impulse are buddies in another world I just know it…

[@Astupidjinn]

The snails are literally so cute I can't even jhbiuhiuyjutigoiuhuosfs

[@starsinthenight7369]

Another awesome episode full of chaos and drama!

[@felizzz976]

Please don’t let this series ends in only 5 episode 😂😂

[@Catinhood]

It's my first time seeing impulse in a villain arc It's really THRILLING

[@WenBat]

I believe you can use the spawn eggs on a spawner, to turn it into a creeper spawner and get a more consistent farm.

[@arellli4688]

The tuff guys remind me so much of the bad boys from limited life 😂

[@Unfixingalloy1UA1]

Grian - "What if the snails from Hermitcraft wanted to join our session"

[@poigntless]

Love how this wildcard just nullified everyone's plans for this episode🤣

[@t1lt252525]

Impulse getting tilted after being killed will never not be funny 🤣

[@LottieTottieWasTaken]

We need snail merch!

[@fjolliff6308]

Olli made his way into the Life series!

[@chickensoup1025]

I was totally predicting an Impulse win this season but this session really isn't helping that 😅 Super fun episode though oh my goodness!!!

[@saffral]

I wonder what would've happened if the snails encountered a bunch of trapdoors.

[@LpsComets]

Deadly snails

[@mischake]

Who knew being chased by snails blows the previous episodes out of the water on terms of deaths

[@tofftiggy]

Lol Grian didn’t tell Ren to kill specifically you 😂. It was Gem who was telling everyone to kill you. Grian just gave him the cobwebs to kill a Green name, so I would watch out for them and good luck!

[@Vares65]

Snitch!

[@pentasquare]

While I admit snails are cute it would have been so much cooler if alternate versions of YOU chased you down Mandela Catalogue

[@levchenkodarya]

30:37 - So now Impulse needs to promise Etho one of his lives and then ride with him on a llama to the river bank with the most sand, because there is no desert on this server.

[@minisara119]

Now I'm excited. I wanna see who's gonna win Impulse or Grian

[@danielhennis2763]

36:18 No one expects the Spanish Renquisition.