@@skullservant4417 how are you from 12 hours ago lol
@unclefred73513 жыл бұрын
Chris fighting off everyone in the prison cafeteria.
@skydiamsteam60053 жыл бұрын
"DUCK AND TUUUUUUUURN"
@wakspacific69283 жыл бұрын
@@skydiamsteam6005 Chris turning his duck
@jonathan64803 жыл бұрын
Chris dropping the soap.
@Paumonsu3 жыл бұрын
None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!
@user-ff6uq3ds6m3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathan6480 Real fun begins lol
@onemidnightgone6 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about all of this is that he rhymes “onion” with “Megan” What a legend.
@king_big_pp4 жыл бұрын
Actually, that's what all rappers do. Chris Chan has many problems. Too many to count. But this isn't actually one of the things you can make fun of him for.
@Discosaturn4 жыл бұрын
@@king_big_pp I think it's more of a forced rhyme than a mis-rhyming of words.
@predator9314 жыл бұрын
@@king_big_pp "the only song I know is Master Onion That I got from a demo that I borrowed from my friend MAY-GON!"
@2diefor3 жыл бұрын
Megan smells
@TheTotallyRealXiJinping3 жыл бұрын
@@2diefor Good
@SemiShweet9 жыл бұрын
This is why Parappa 3 is never getting made.
@SNN7889 жыл бұрын
xxZeroZonexx There's a Parappa 2?
@RodroVT9 жыл бұрын
***** Yes, For the PS2
@burntreynolds10689 жыл бұрын
+xxZeroZonexx Because of this video.
@guntsquad6587 жыл бұрын
what do you mean? this is parappa 3
@derpherpton8277 жыл бұрын
PTR2 is technically the third game because of Um Jammer Lammy.
@Firedawn739 жыл бұрын
my favorite thing about this are the random special effects just slapped all over the video
@sam5ta9817 жыл бұрын
Freckled Jesus I dunno I guess 2:49 makes sense
@jack5635jack6 жыл бұрын
he definitely knows how to use windows movie maker
@0mnicide5 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@killerkitten75345 жыл бұрын
B I R T H D A Y B O Y
@kiaydemir5 жыл бұрын
Ytps in its prime
@MegaBleedman7 жыл бұрын
Man I wish could see the judge's face when they saw this.
@MrDimentio5 жыл бұрын
@Manguy mcDudebro Lies.
@shinyboy86505 жыл бұрын
Probably looked like that surprised patrick meme
@MrsPaul5 жыл бұрын
@Manguy mcDudebro I think this will DEFINITELY get you extra points with Saint Peter when you reach the pearly gates
@DrEarthwormRobotnik4 жыл бұрын
@Jason Frankhouser And he also had several sock puppets to help.
@CurtisAlfeld4 жыл бұрын
I feel like they turned it off as soon as they saw this manchild sitting in his toy hoard.
@Racist_Railfan_Productions Жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder that the only reason Chris even made the top 10 in this competition was because the number of people who entered it was just barely over 10 to begin with
@theholygamer969 Жыл бұрын
Over 10. So someone considered this marginally better than the 11th or 12th on the list.
@TheKing-uu7jn Жыл бұрын
@@theholygamer969 I think they must’ve thought he was self aware Yet he wasnt
@andymk8951 Жыл бұрын
@The Holy Gamer heavy support from trolls and he made numerous fake accounts
@theholygamer969 Жыл бұрын
@@andymk8951 No, he made fake accounts AFTER he made it into the top 10. He only made it into the top 10 because so few people entered into the contest. In fact, I only think people started trolling him when the Encyclopedia Dramatica page got made, which was sometime after this contest.
@DisplayThisOkay Жыл бұрын
@@theholygamer969 There were plenty of 4chan trolls watching Chris pre-ED page. IIRC Trolls were the reason he made it top 10, but they stopped supporting him when he revealed his plans about Megan. They thought he would be featured on Sony's main page and they wanted to troll the Playstation community by having Chris's mug up there.
@thespiceman93673 жыл бұрын
Imagine the alternate timeline where Chris was successful in rigging the contest and won, but Megan rejected him anyways so he just awkwardly went on the free trip to Seattle by himself with 2 PSPs.
@DisplayThisOkay2 жыл бұрын
Nah, Chris probably would've taken Bob with him.
@Snoopierstorm2 жыл бұрын
He would of gone with Barbara and we would of been getting the Incest Saga earlier
@ClearwaterMK22 жыл бұрын
@@Snoopierstorm If that were the case, He would have been thrown in Jail back in 2007 & remained there for the rest of his life.
@Brandonhayhew2 жыл бұрын
@@ClearwaterMK2 or a mental institution and his home is evicted and condemned
@adityavijay24972 жыл бұрын
@@ClearwaterMK2 not necessarily I think Bob would have gone with Chris and that would be awkward also I think Chris never think of fancying barb at the time, this was before that crazy drawing which led to the ridiculous war with ED
@bravelittleroomba8 жыл бұрын
The most exercise he got that whole decade.
@Redman4936 жыл бұрын
lol xD
@violetvalentine50406 жыл бұрын
Most exercise any of his family has gotten in one moment
@almighty_gouki6 жыл бұрын
bravelittleroomba nah it was humping the PS3
@dashk.3775 жыл бұрын
including the workout videos where he lifted up 12-packs of soda to prove his love for Julie or whatever her name was
@2diefor4 жыл бұрын
Another one was when he did "parkayyy"
@knoxklay118 жыл бұрын
This made it to the top finalists in the contest. This.
@DrEarthwormRobotnik8 жыл бұрын
To be fair, barely anyone entered the damn thing.
@MrsPaul8 жыл бұрын
That's mainly because he created a bunch of phony accounts and stuffed the ballot box.
@DrEarthwormRobotnik8 жыл бұрын
That too
@lilsingingsensation7 жыл бұрын
apparently not a lot of people entered
@seantheguy13917 жыл бұрын
knoxklay11 MY GOD...
@Xiav1238 жыл бұрын
something oddly cozy about watching these old CWC snuff films at 3am
@creativetomato12938 жыл бұрын
Xiav123 It's oddly cozy due to the fact that as bad as your life may get, it'll never be as bad as Señor Chris Chan's life.
@fulmango41278 жыл бұрын
There's something nostalgic about it.
@ReyMundoPH7 жыл бұрын
"Señor Chris Chan" ... don't you mean - "Ricardo"?
@JarvisBaileyVA7 жыл бұрын
Christoper Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler. Just rolls right off the tongue.
@ihatebeingstiff95317 жыл бұрын
its funny cause im watching this at exactly 3AM (central time grr)
@DaveXRubicon8 жыл бұрын
The visual effects, the vocal talent, the sheer grace and coordination... it's almost impossible to believe one guy could be this naturally gifted
@migangelmart8 жыл бұрын
Almost as good as Tonetta
@cake64768 жыл бұрын
He's a true lyrical genius
@putriscool7 жыл бұрын
DaveXRubicon so true
@ReyMundoPH7 жыл бұрын
He's truly "special" amongst us...
@mjohnsimon13376 жыл бұрын
I'm breaking character, but I find it hilarious that if the real CWC saw this, he'd probably believe you lmao
@morale.93303 жыл бұрын
Imagine how unfathomable awesome this all likely looked in his head.
@jtlego12 жыл бұрын
It’s like that bit in Always Sunny where the Gang goes dancing. They see themselves as the hottest thing on the dance floor. Everyone else *actually* sees them as the uncoordinated mess they are.
@Mystigo15872 жыл бұрын
He truly lives in his own world
@meninohulk42892 жыл бұрын
@@jtlego1 there's a joke just like that in Family Guy. Wonder who copied who
@mattiassvanberg82922 жыл бұрын
@@meninohulk4289 It's universal.
@fireassassin1688 Жыл бұрын
See this is something he doesn't look over his work he just makes it and farts it out onto the internet
@chippsrn9 жыл бұрын
You can EASILY tell from his body language he's looking at everything he wrote on a piece of paper while performing this video since he obviously can't remember the lyrics himself!!!
@danucciguzman4 жыл бұрын
Well, he didn't rehearse and memorize the lyrics, so it looks like it was done at the last minute.
@texasrex22223 жыл бұрын
He's too lazy and fat to have bothered writing anything down, he definitely just googled the lyrics and put them up on his TV to recite them while "performing".
@Mistamista692 жыл бұрын
And he’s not even singing, he doesn’t even sound like he knows what he’s saying 😂
@gabebarbieri1942 жыл бұрын
@@danucciguzman it really just shows Chris’ incredible laziness. He has no job or school and can’t even make himself practice a song more than once or twice
@catscanhavelittleasalami2 жыл бұрын
"Duck and turn- duck and tuUuUrN-"
@Umprella8 жыл бұрын
If Chris Chan did not exist, the internet would have to invent him
@DumbDuude10014 жыл бұрын
We sort of did.
@DonPeyote4203 жыл бұрын
the Internet did create him in a sense
@erty80s3 жыл бұрын
-Voltaire
@sunsetman223 жыл бұрын
barb's (and bob's) lil' monster
@jubbybrab3 жыл бұрын
We were given the blank slate, and then we did a little trolling
@anthonyalzamora45663 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan has definitely been rapping, minus one P.
@yeyasanic74143 жыл бұрын
I hate this
@papamiya31243 жыл бұрын
@@yeyasanic7414 so does his mother
@nootnewt93232 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real: Megan wouldn’t have gone. She was kind of a weird “friend” to begin with.
@bit_ronic2 жыл бұрын
why?
@Mistamista692 жыл бұрын
You cheeky bastard…. 😂🤣
@LtJason202 жыл бұрын
I love how Chris "tried" to make the video look more "professional" with all the unnecessary special effects...
@DistractedGlobeGuy2 жыл бұрын
I think he was just trying every effect in his editing suite and then realised too late that he didn't know how to undo them, so he just left them for the export.
@yosh91922 жыл бұрын
BIRTHDAY BOY
@shadejakva9367 Жыл бұрын
The fire effect he did for his room aged especially well
@mandykarevicius974610 жыл бұрын
He would have won easily if he suddenly stopped moving and shat his pants in loud fashion.
@thelegendofthedogfacedwoma37089 жыл бұрын
That'd be redundant. This entire video is one loud defecation already.
@jamesryker51286 жыл бұрын
Mandy Karevicius To be fair, he would've shat his pants if he chose to do Full Tank instead.
@Doughboy8426 жыл бұрын
Mandy Karevicius lol that'd be soo comedy gold xD that or he trips up and falls over trashing his lego. But crapping his pants would be funny as hell.
@MechomittencaterpillarАй бұрын
He would have been a millionaire if that happened
@africaneedsdrugs10 жыл бұрын
Good god, how did he get exhausted from just moving around?
@TheAwesomeRacoon10 жыл бұрын
He zapped to the extreme.
@JCrtD10 жыл бұрын
TheAwesomeRacoon yes father
@Beanmachine9110 жыл бұрын
i take it thats the CWCville flag?!
@101Volts6 жыл бұрын
He was hanging out with Ronald McDonald too dang much.
@tarabueller54845 жыл бұрын
He was huffing and puffing through the whole thing lol
@connorscanlan337811 жыл бұрын
And he was amazed… AMAZED… that he didn't win.
@MrJimmyTide6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, there wasn't a lot of other competitors and he stuffed his own ballot box. I think he was more surprised that his scheme didn't work more so than the actual talent.
@tokyohanamura5 жыл бұрын
Even if Stackhouse didn’t win someone else would’ve & he’d still whine like the manchild he is
@Spike-Prime5 жыл бұрын
@danthehappyman 09 That's because it doesn't all come on one string--there are many forms of autism, plus different levels of severity. For some, like myself, it barely affects day-to-day life and results only in a few odd quirks. For others, they literally cannot interact with another human being and scream for hours on end for seemingly no reason. Just because you are high-functioning doesn't mean everyone else with autism is as lucky.
@fairday25705 жыл бұрын
After he won that Sega contest as a kid he's had a ridiculously inflated ego and sense of entitlement
@Jackal_El_Lobo344 жыл бұрын
@I'm a funny boy and you are not!!!! He is but that’s not his problem. The issue with Chris is that he’s both moronic and narcissistic.
@TailsTube10 жыл бұрын
1:43 This video predicted the future.
@ongansan10 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I also love how your avatar matches the video.
@matthieufernandez687110 жыл бұрын
I know you posted your comment 4 months ago, but you just reminded me that I love Advance Wars. Thank you.
@Beanmachine9110 жыл бұрын
make us more money colin!
@NyQuilDonut9 жыл бұрын
Mezase Master Wait how..? What did I miss? All I saw were flames coming up from the bottom? Do you mean that he accidentally predicted the massive flaming he got because of this video?
@NyQuilDonut9 жыл бұрын
Mezase Master Ohhhh I forgot about that. Thanks lol.
@ChrisHennick10 жыл бұрын
2:51 is the most accurate thought we've ever seen from Chris.
@ineffablemars6 жыл бұрын
Chris Hennick a moment of clarity
@damightybenstein6 жыл бұрын
It's kinda ironic that he was in better shape in that video than he is now.
@friendlyenemy23142 жыл бұрын
Eating McDonald’s and drinking 4 litres of coke a day will do that to you
@ToxicFruitSnack Жыл бұрын
Yep
@adamas2888 Жыл бұрын
There's just no way the contest organizers weren't dying laughing while watching this.
@Joe.Rogan. Жыл бұрын
The most amazing part is that Chris watched this and sent it in like "Oh yeah. I'm going to win no problem. Megan will be mine.". Then felt cheated when a competent video was chosen as the winner.
@emospider-man6498 Жыл бұрын
There was only like 10 total entries anyway.
@HolyRomanEmperor909 ай бұрын
I think even he knew how awful this was, hence why he felt the need to vote for himself a bunch of times and convince others to vote for him.
@jordythecat71816 ай бұрын
I don't even think he watched this video before uploading it. Just thinks "oh yeah, this is peak video" and uploads it like a monkey with a typewriter. There was a time he uploaded a muted video because double-checking a video before uploading it is simply too much work for him
@flynnferal587815 күн бұрын
even Megan had to call Chris out on how salty he got
@trashketchum97823 жыл бұрын
i never understood why Chris was so mad about Adam Stackhouse lmao like i just thought that bc of the Sonic contest that he just was really invested in winning these types of things. but then i learned that Chris was so mad bc he thought Megan would have a child with him if he won. like she would say “now that you won this sweepstakes christian i will totally have your baby”. so in his mind, Adam winning was in a way directly preventing him from fulfilling his LoveQuest. such mental gymnastics at play.
@juantonio07883 жыл бұрын
Chris didn't even see it that light. The whole Idea was to travel together so they would have sex. That's it, Sex. The anger towards Adam comes from a place of sexual frustration rather from a place of frustration over not accomplishing's one life's goals. In Chris' mind, Adam cheating cockblocked Chris. I don't think she has believed that in a really long time. but at the time it was RAW. and Chris was VERY vocal about it.
@DrEarthwormRobotnik2 жыл бұрын
Considering how outright narcissistic Chris is, I'm not surprised at the mental gymnastics at play considering how strong their persecution complex truly is (they're even convinced that a former school county was out to get them like 20 something years later)
@kenetickups61462 жыл бұрын
@@juantonio0788 incel moment
@friendlyenemy2314 Жыл бұрын
After he lost, Megan said she was glad and that even if he’d won, she never would have gone with him
@emospider-man6498 Жыл бұрын
Mental *autistics at play.
@rylandawe939 жыл бұрын
The TRUE winner. Adam Stackhouse's video didn't even have random Movie Maker effects, what garbage!
@jeanmichellelaurent6 жыл бұрын
Rylan Dawe also Adam stackhouse was in shape when he done this video
@CYSYS89933 жыл бұрын
Even if he won, Megan would've still rejected him and he'll lose his shit over it the same.
@American-Zero2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. She even made it clear she has no intention of going on a trip with somebody who can't keep his greasy hands off her. Him saying that drawing kept him from doing something stupid only made things worse as it sounded like he intended to rape her. Yet in his mind this is all normal behavior and Megan should be with him.
@American-Zero2 жыл бұрын
@Uri Urofferson Right?! Because in his mind, all girls are supposed to fall in love with him. Megan wasn't going to go on a trip with him because he has no idea what boundaries means. The guy has zero self awareness and throws a tantrum like a 5 year old when he doesn't get his way.
@Jason-eo1rh2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. How he developed a Pro Wrestler style grudge against Stackhouse and the contest organizers because they cock blocked his romantic Shakespearean fantasy with Meghan.
@American-Zero2 жыл бұрын
@@Jason-eo1rh This is all a case of him being a sore loser. Him losing was such a huge blow to his ego that he made a million burner accounts and went on the Playstation site and forums claiming he won and Adam cheated. All it did was make him look worse and worse.
@friendlyenemy2314 Жыл бұрын
@@American-Zero his parents filled his head with ‘if anything bad happens to you or you don’t get something you want, it will never be your fault’
@daytonasixty-eight13547 жыл бұрын
I wonder how horrified the poor playstation people were when they saw this. Some middle aged programmer and designer seeing a hoarded up room of a overweight man child must really make you re-evaluate your career choices making video games.
@dangerdan25923 жыл бұрын
The fact that Chris actually thought that this was better than all of the other submissions just shows how delusional he was. Well, ok, I guess that was already extremely obvious when looking at basically every decision he ever made, but still.
@DrEarthwormRobotnik2 жыл бұрын
In all fairness, his video IS slightly better than other competitors, but that's because one of the submissions was done by a kid with no standards, and the other was done by an adult that completely half-assed Mooselini's rap without any acapella backing.
@theentity52012 жыл бұрын
@@DrEarthwormRobotnik was Sony high when they started this "competition"? They got nothing from all the money they spent on it!!!
@nightmare674 Жыл бұрын
@@DrEarthwormRobotnik What? There's footage of other contestants? Do yo have it? I have only seen the winner
@DrEarthwormRobotnik Жыл бұрын
@@nightmare674 You have to dig around, but they exist on this site
@nightmare674 Жыл бұрын
@@DrEarthwormRobotnik already found them lol
@ToxPhy3 жыл бұрын
Honestly without context this may have been kinda cute. He wants to give one of his friends a psp so they can play together. Unfortunately I have the context....
@Gyaruwitch40112 жыл бұрын
Good thing he didn’t win
@catscanhavelittleasalami2 жыл бұрын
Without context it still looks retarded.
@MrVinxof10004 ай бұрын
No es apto para sensibles 👀
@Purgabloody1097Ай бұрын
@@MrVinxof1000ya te reporte 👀👀👀👀
@philmp69 жыл бұрын
Chris Chan is the best rapper ever. Once he gets out of jail, the thug life will be waiting for him.
@heavy_ang_patay3 жыл бұрын
Can't tell if this is wine or milk.
@sunsetman223 жыл бұрын
I for one wish they throw away the key. "she" can rot in hell as far as I'm concerned
@skydiamsteam60053 жыл бұрын
@@sunsetman22 yeah just say he
@sunsetman223 жыл бұрын
@@skydiamsteam6005 that's what the quotes are for, buddy
@FigureFarter3 жыл бұрын
@@heavy_ang_patay It's water
@blackheartzerotheundergrou32253 жыл бұрын
1:52 - in a crazed attempt to escape the Friend Zone, Chris damned himself to *_the Birthday Boy Realm._*
@MarioManiac8412 жыл бұрын
Truly a fate worse than death
@dannypollino38202 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated comment, thank you
@aksaraylicelali Жыл бұрын
He created an earthquake
@MilkshakeVA Жыл бұрын
TUCK AND TUURN TUCK AND TUUUuuuUURN!
@brendanb2982 Жыл бұрын
Must've been the same realm Rich Evans escaped from. I think Julia Roberts used to run the place.
@MadHatter0153 жыл бұрын
The flames of hell prematurely rose to claim him there, but they relented and were like: “Nah, you still got some work to do.”
@zanes_productions2 жыл бұрын
And thus he became the Birthday Boy
@haskeymorrison Жыл бұрын
Adam's was alright, charming, cute, and actually not just alright, great. Chris's was like me when I was 6 at a birthday party on camera.
@Optimegatrongodzilla Жыл бұрын
@haskeymorrison Chris does have the mind of a young child.
@osmondfar27 жыл бұрын
Adam's video: An adorable video made with love between family members with props, a beat, and actual effort. Chris' video: A fat man getting tired after ten seconds while doing a bad Mickey Mouse impression.
@kevinbacon54926 жыл бұрын
Experiment64 and give Adam extra credit for actually learning the lyrics and not being a lazy asshole and lazily reading them off a screen.
@Trey-nu2ud5 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@adrianpaul19855 жыл бұрын
i almost choked on my cereal and died
@facundoquevedo36865 жыл бұрын
He's manchild not a man,get it right
@DrEarthwormRobotnik4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, this is FAR from the worst. I actually found an even worse submission just recently that made this look professional.
@pxtchi8 жыл бұрын
"Duck and tuuUUUURRRRnnn~"
@peleadorloco6 жыл бұрын
Birthday boy
@NINIC13376 жыл бұрын
Best part
@ScoutSunset5 жыл бұрын
CHOP! Chaap...
@2diefor4 жыл бұрын
"I'm outta shape" XD
@user-vx9eb8qn3q3 жыл бұрын
birthday boy
@matthieufernandez687110 жыл бұрын
Special effects for a very special individual.
@VanillaDerp9 жыл бұрын
1:52 Birthday Boy? What the hell?
@VanillaDerp9 жыл бұрын
***** I know that, but i am confused as to why he would put "birthday boy" into something totally unrelated.
@VanillaDerp9 жыл бұрын
***** Good point.
@50sRockSteady9 жыл бұрын
+SASQUACTH He must have thought it was super bad ass to add that flame program.
@GanzoHasashi19119 жыл бұрын
Right when he nearly falls too
@2diefor4 жыл бұрын
@Manguy mcDudebro happy cake day
@stormbornapostle51887 жыл бұрын
It's so weird...that this is INCREDIBLY SANE AND NORMAL compared to where Chris is now.
@magnetshowdotheywork3 жыл бұрын
Aged like milk
@stormbornapostle51882 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this comment only gets more and more accurate with time.
@BlueForSureRight2 жыл бұрын
Adam Stackhouse been real quiet since this dropped.
@Warsmith_The9 жыл бұрын
He got cocky
@23madberty9 жыл бұрын
And then it got rocky.
@RobotwarsKing9 жыл бұрын
23madberty Then he moved down to the next ya jockey now.
@fruitflavoredanalbeads36789 жыл бұрын
Chemical Man and then he lost contest
@LeRuseBird9 жыл бұрын
kick kick punch punch
@supermariobro938 жыл бұрын
Then he got so angry that he wanted to kick, chop, and punch Adam Stackhouse (the winner of that Parappa contest).
@BakedJesus3 жыл бұрын
I had to revisit this....to remember fondly a different Chris before he became an absolute monster
@maroonedexplorer66223 жыл бұрын
The monster was already there.
@falloutforever883 жыл бұрын
He threatened some gamer dude and his little sister because he lost to them. He was always a piece of shit.
@nanoman82 жыл бұрын
A monster we created
@Mistamista692 жыл бұрын
Chris has never been innocent ever since he started his “love quest” bs
@dakotastein94992 жыл бұрын
he was almost a svile then...need i remind you the only reason he entered to begin with is because he wanted "alone time" with megan. fortunately even if he did win she would have refused going with him.
@SNN7888 жыл бұрын
That was the longest 3 minutes of my life.
@davidli69313 жыл бұрын
IKR the concentration of autism is just too high for me.
@makutas-v2612 жыл бұрын
same
@AtlanticSpamHammer9 жыл бұрын
And Chris really thought this was better than Adam's...
@gorillahackerman Жыл бұрын
I love how he thought winning this contest would be his ticket to finally getting a girlfriend and fulfilling his Love Quest, a MAJOR life goal of his, yet he didn’t even bother to memorize the lyrics. Chris’ sheer laziness is honestly impressive
@gorillahackerman Жыл бұрын
Also just realized he isn’t even doing this in one take. So A). He didn’t think to take enough time between sections to catch his breath B). Didn’t bother to memorize the section he is about to record.
@SgtPinecone7 жыл бұрын
BIRTHDAY BOY
@revivedfears10 жыл бұрын
Loving the stock effects. "Birthday Boy!" randomly flashing up is a personal favourite. This shit Zaps To The Extreme!
@SirKrigeon2 жыл бұрын
Duck and turn! Duck and tuUuUurn!
@catscanhavelittleasalami3 ай бұрын
tfw you put all the animations in every single slide in Powerpoint
@JohnSmith-mk1rj3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the Megan saga is after she gets made at him for 'She Came For CWC,' and replies several times to his begging emails saying she wants him to leave her alone, he gets petty and is like, 'Yeah but you owe me 20 bucks for the Zune I paid for.' Chris was always a gentleman.
@shadejakva9367 Жыл бұрын
Or where if memory serves he tried to give her the excuse he HAD to make it so he could get his desires out and not molest her for real like that'd somehow help his case.
@Thanoswillreturn3 жыл бұрын
Chris said Adam cheating by having music (when he didn’t), and having more than one person in his video (even though he does all the singing). While Chris ignored the rules where you can’t rewrite the lyrics (which he did).
@DodgyDaveGTX8 жыл бұрын
Jesus he was out of breath after barely a minute-thirty of standing up. Not to mention he was too lazy to even learn the lyrics and had to read them off a screen and too stupid to comprehend the idea of learning them, or even having to put any kind of effort / practice into something he hoped to enter into a competition (and furthermore with the end goal of his "inevitable" victory getting him laid)
@unf3z4nt7 жыл бұрын
Mr Timothy Shit, I could just upload an unedited video of me in my boxers drinking beer and smoking weed in one take and I would have a better chance of winning the competition than Chris.
@TheSwampDragon8885 жыл бұрын
Jesus dude what's your problem? It's like you're just desperately looking for ways to shit all over this kid because he's an easy target and easy to hate.
@phineasfacingforward34605 жыл бұрын
@@TheSwampDragon888 I'm ten months late, but are you serious
@catscanhavelittleasalami3 ай бұрын
@@unf3z4nt you'd have my vote for sure
@pleasesubscribedad8 жыл бұрын
"Video Hits"
@РоманКотов-щ7п6 жыл бұрын
INSTANT REPLAY
@grongy61226 жыл бұрын
"I'm outta shape..."
@bit_ronic6 жыл бұрын
"Birthday Boy"
@CylenX66 жыл бұрын
"Do not press PS Button"
@fursolnyshko40275 жыл бұрын
B I R T H D A Y B O Y
@Gxyz22213 жыл бұрын
He actually thought that a 21 year old woman would be impressed by this!
@TheSolarWolf10 жыл бұрын
1:43 Foreshadowing
@JCrtD10 жыл бұрын
illumanti
@TheSolarWolf9 жыл бұрын
***** The fire effects. His house burning down.
@nicholasesparza29787 жыл бұрын
I wasn't thinking house burning, I thought it more Chris burning in hell.
@lilsingingsensation7 жыл бұрын
I thought it was foreshadowing his VIRGIN WITH RAGE
@VOMITQUEEN6 жыл бұрын
The Solar Wolf LMFAOOOOO
@The_Devils_reject Жыл бұрын
I miss when CWC was just about a silly man with 0 self awareness.
@SonnyM963 Жыл бұрын
Nah Bro this is ian "Brandon" something.
@captainjurgh81427 жыл бұрын
1:54 Birthday Boy? BIRTHDAY MANCHILD
@MalumCaedo404 жыл бұрын
Something tells me he didn’t mean to have that effect in there
@gooberaureliusmaximusiii66384 жыл бұрын
Duck and TUuuuUuUUUrN
@tiamystic2 жыл бұрын
“tUrN aNd PoSe, TuRn AnD pOsE”
@WadeWilsonKPop3 жыл бұрын
Chris thought Megan was the boyfriend-free girl, when it was Barbara the whole time.
@yubokumin81633 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@savestate63603 жыл бұрын
He just found out he had a dad-free mom
@giph0023 жыл бұрын
@@savestate6360I like how Chris bragged about being a better lover than his deceased dad.
@savestate63603 жыл бұрын
@@giph002 don't forget that Chris called his deceased dad a sonichu... and he's still alive in Cwcville.
@seth34912 жыл бұрын
lol
@Jackwylde689 ай бұрын
Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky girlfriend adds great emotions to his performance. The visually appealing effects added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be bedroom. And his informative feedback on playing Guitar Hero on Playstation 3 was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the lyrics A-Capella. :) As this brave AUTISTIC warrior so creatively put it at the end, "Rap, Rap, Rap, That's a Wrap!" Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid. :)
@user1932sglkhhbhghjg9 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@Kuwassu Жыл бұрын
The random special effects really makes this way funnier than it should be, especially the "Birthday Boy" and "I'm Outta Shape..." effects
@wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu70477 жыл бұрын
This man has as much rhythm as he does a healthy social life.
@objectionablechione13 жыл бұрын
The "birthday boy" effect never ceases to be hilarious
@thedudewithasanspfp Жыл бұрын
11 years ago, still not wrong.
@matthewb5364 Жыл бұрын
Instant Replay Sports Television is sorely underrated.
@rayseeklo Жыл бұрын
I can’t help but laugh my ass off whenever I see it.
@BalrogGameRoom9 жыл бұрын
nonononoNONONONONNONONONO
@superfakerbros9 жыл бұрын
Come on, man, you gotta admit, that's some damn fine rapping
@MarcoDotIO9 жыл бұрын
What is Wallid doing here? #WallidLikesSonichu
@bononoz29489 жыл бұрын
superfakerbros this is fucking amazing, even though I am autistic
@racoobi8 жыл бұрын
yesyesyesyes
@jmanscomment53217 жыл бұрын
🌚
@JarvisBaileyVA7 жыл бұрын
This new age rap isn't half bad when you're on LSD.
@alexisindovinella16003 ай бұрын
Pure bad trip experience
@misterjay42366 жыл бұрын
Looking at this Chris in 2007, who would have guessed that he would start to dress like a woman 10 years down the road? I wonder what 2007 Chris would have to say to 2017-2018 Chris.
@abbynormal347110 жыл бұрын
1:43 Chris burning in Hell. A sight that should make every A-Log smile.
@Alfredo198468 жыл бұрын
I travelled to another dimension just by watching this
@kalsaithrak6 жыл бұрын
This caused the Mandela Effect.
@Mick_925 жыл бұрын
Was it Dimension C-197?
@MalumCaedo404 жыл бұрын
Mick 92 Dear god. The dimensional merge cannot be stopped.
@puppyhowler4 жыл бұрын
i'm surprised chris didn't get disqualified honestly, technically speaking chris DID change the lyrics which was against the rules
@annieapple89743 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Chris gave himself a good review under a different name.
@CaptainMonotone4482 жыл бұрын
"This brave autistic warrior!"
@tizziva16814 жыл бұрын
It's impressive how he got tired after doing 10 shitty jumps
@red3994 Жыл бұрын
Imagine the dark timeline if this abomination won and Megan actually said yes
@2diefor Жыл бұрын
I think even in that timeline Megan would probably refuse and Chris would've gone by himself or with his father.
@vibri_5 жыл бұрын
let's all just be glad that chris lost interest in Parappa The Rapper quickly and never gave other NanaOn-Sha games the Sonichu treatment.
@asher-3602 жыл бұрын
I do have a morbid curiosity about how Chris would defile Parappa and Lammy tbh…
@puffleperson2 жыл бұрын
I want to see Christine & the Hedgehog Ladies cover some Laugh & Peace.
@Green-Raccoon777 Жыл бұрын
@@asher-360 Well, Lammy's VA did come out as Non-Binary in 2020, so i'm surprised Chris had nothing to say about that.
@PhoenixIliana3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a Sony employee back in the day and seeing both this video and the angry email
@catherineisley62986 жыл бұрын
Lyrics: Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler I live in Ruckersville, Virginia! I have a PSP, I like to rap, I play PaRappa, and go with him now. The only song I know is "Master Onion" Which I got from a demo I borrowed from my friend Megan! I have a PSP and she don't, So give me the PSP; unwrap the wrapper, So I can give one to her, and then we can play together! So here we go, we're gonna sing it now. Master Onion, A-La Mode! Kick! Punch! It's all in the m-mind. If you wanna test me, I'm sure you will find That you all things, I'll teach ya sure to beat ya, Nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now Kick (Kick) Punch (Punch) Chop (Chop) Block (Block) Once more now. Kick (Kick) Punch (Punch) Chop (Chop) And Block (Block) Don't get cocky, it's doesn't get rocky, We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now Duck (Duck) Jump (Jump) Turn (Turn) And Pose (Pose) Listen carefully. Jump (Jump) Pose (Pose) Duck (Duck) and Turn (Turn) Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better, Kick to the limit in order to get her now Kick Punch (Kick Punch) Chop Block (Chop Block) Chop Kick (Chop Kick) Punch Block (Punch Block) It's gonna get harder now Duck & Jump (Duck & Jump) Turn & Pose (Turn & Pose) Duck & Turn (Duck & Turn) Jump & Pose (Jump Pose) Come on now, why don't you follow my words, Because we're almost done, I'll make things worse. I wanna see if you wanna see what it means To be the man with the master plan. Are you the man now? Here we go now. Kick Punch Block (Kick Punch Block) Chop Kick Block (Chop Kick Block) Block Turn & Kick it (Block Turn & Kick it) Block Duck Punch (Block Duck Punch) Duck Duck Turn (Duck Duck Turn) Jump Kick Chop (Jump Kick Chop) and Punch Punch Punch (Punch Punch Punch) That's it for today. Good job, PaRappa! You can go to the next stage now. Yahoo! Alright! PaRappa, I'm so proud of you! Congratulations! Alright. Thank ya, teacha! Again: what? Man, you’re so good! I got a tit-loose memory, money With students like you… Wanna try a super-beginner’s course? You’re pick-you’re pickin’ on me too fast! I'm outta here! Guitar Hero on PlayStation 3 Don't press the PS button after select hang, see? Make sure you hook up with the converter controller Dude, rock on, yo! Nananananaaaa! Rap, rap, rap! That's a wrap!
@WingItMan2175 жыл бұрын
Catherine Isley Thank you very much
@Poever3 жыл бұрын
The extra lyrics are why he didn’t have a chance of winning; they violated the contest rules
@tiamystic2 жыл бұрын
Thank you I didn’t know what tf he was “singing” about
@MJBP6918 жыл бұрын
This is better tan wu-tang and notorius big.
@0p10ids76 жыл бұрын
Que manera de no cojerse a nadie hermano
@matula71276 жыл бұрын
Mejor que Corazon encantado
@feliglobo5 жыл бұрын
July3p es más autista
@Windyyyyyyyyy4 жыл бұрын
Eat your heart out earl sweatshirt
@stproducciones91404 жыл бұрын
Alto guacho forro
@caleb43115 жыл бұрын
1:02 the closest chris has come to disappearing.
@robonthecob692010 ай бұрын
The fact that Chris was so ride or die for THIS submission is insane. Like comparing this unwatchable low-effort garbage to the actual winner of the contest is night and day, and the fact that he was so sure he’d win is genuinely just kinda sad
@shubuman10 ай бұрын
what an insightful comment, chris chan is out of touch with reality? no way, i couldn't have seen that without your unique and well thought comment
@robonthecob692010 ай бұрын
@@shubuman Why am I not allowed to comment on the absurdity of this situation? Just because we know chris chan is crazy, I'm not allowed to comment on it? Relax.
@fancypants761010 ай бұрын
Even if you think a comment like this is useless, responding to it has even lesse sense@@shubuman
@shubuman10 ай бұрын
@@fancypants7610 I'm just making sure he knows his comment is stupid
@D-Nova11 жыл бұрын
This video is almost physically painful. Oh ED, I should have just listened to your warning.
@kc_99705 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. IT'S THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF EVERYTHING FLAN AND PUDDING IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF A CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER VIDEO!
@elfranko12173 жыл бұрын
You're in for a ride...
@amish_ape57017 жыл бұрын
2:11 holy shit you hear him breathing hard. holy fuck, he barely moved and he is breathing that hard!?
@grubbington_shots3 жыл бұрын
just a friendly reminder that this is the fucking guy that will be in a prison cell at the mercy of other inmates, and he's still smiling.
@doctorhandshake18803 жыл бұрын
if only he thlammed his penith in the car door instead of his mom
@ClearwaterMK23 жыл бұрын
I am so glad that Chris Chan lost the contest because if he won, god only knows what he would do to poor Megan...
@giph0023 жыл бұрын
Poor Megan would have endured a fate worse than death.
@SaperBossTv Жыл бұрын
Considering their relationship at the time he made this video, she would've most likely rejected his offer.
@catscanhavelittleasalami3 ай бұрын
Do you genuinely believe she would have accepted to come with him? He'd go with his mother, probably.
@EasyAspie-xu8xs2 ай бұрын
“A la mode” means with ice cream. So he’s basically saying onions with ice cream. He could’ve said “con karne” or something like that
@hubblebublumbubwub52152 жыл бұрын
Sigh, another rapper who ended up in prison. Why does this always happen?
@garrettanderson517610 жыл бұрын
2:47 wtf, Instant Replay: Sports Television? Wtf made him think that was a catchy thing to include in a rapping video, especially given how out of shape he is!
@2diefor3 жыл бұрын
I'm outta shape
@bronypal40302 ай бұрын
Possibly the most exercise Chris has ever done in his life
@upyoursdotcom2 жыл бұрын
I really wish CWC was a fictional character.
@Crusader3162 жыл бұрын
We all do....
@2diefor2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's crazy that someone like this is real.
@pacificoslim Жыл бұрын
I used to laugh at my mom for saying it looks like a bomb went off in my room when I had one dirty shirt on my floor. My mom would view Chris' room as Hiroshima.
@sadgetrollge5614 Жыл бұрын
This is what my anxiety tells me how I look like around other people
@bowmaj86665 жыл бұрын
I still don't get why he put Birthday Boy in there. I can only imagine that, somewhere deep down inside himself, he actually knew he'd never win through his talent (or lack thereof) so he just tried to play every sympathy card in his deck he had so that the judges would let him win because they felt sorry for him. I just imagine him writing to the judges. "Dear PaRapper the Rapper Contest Judges. Please, please, please, please, PLEASE let me win! Pretty please with sugar on top! Go on, I'll be your best friend. And it is my Birthday after all. C'mon, I'm a lonely, autistic virgin, give a guy a break. And if I win this the girl of my dreams will actually want to sleep with me. Don't be the one to deny me that. Looking forward to hearing from you telling me that I've won. Yours CWC. P.S. I've enclosed five bucks!"
@zodiacthundaga7264 Жыл бұрын
He wrote them a hate email after he lost.
@buolindo8795Ай бұрын
The one rapper Eminem is too afraid to diss
@yashmandla1234Ай бұрын
Im pretty sure emenem was more afraid of chris's BO than anything else
@SonicSammich4 жыл бұрын
"The only song I know is Master Onion" Proceeds to read the lyrics less than 20 seconds later
@SirKrigeon Жыл бұрын
3:03 Still wondering why he went from Parappa to a random Guitar Hero ad out of nowhere
@nikobellic423 жыл бұрын
1:53 i love how it randomly says "B I R T H D A Y B O Y"
@exciteddemonstrator91506 жыл бұрын
0:53 imagine being trapped in that room
@kreatona4219 Жыл бұрын
1:43 wow, the foreshadowing of what will happen to that house is immaculate!
@nickthebabba776711 ай бұрын
What he says “I’m gonna get harder now” also foreshadows what he would do to his mom
How ironic. Despite the fact Chris had the worst entry, his one will be remembered forever, not to mention it has more views than the others.
@solovevkiril9 ай бұрын
We got this gem, because only 10 people participated in Parappa the Rapper competition. If it was about Silent Hill, GTA, or MGS, there would be hundreds or even thousands competitors.
@edmundthefox36566 жыл бұрын
Cool Good Bad Awful
@thomasingram17272 жыл бұрын
COOL GOOD BAD AWFUL U RAPPIN CWC
@Claudius_Ptolemy3 жыл бұрын
This is the antithesis of rapping
@millabasset17103 жыл бұрын
I've been upset for years that I'm nearing 30, people say I have a baby face and look 21 or 19, but then I realize Chris aged up to 40 when he was 25 years old.
@phnxshine7 ай бұрын
All that while Chris being mentally 7 years old. Maybe 10 years old at best.