CWC PaRappa the Rapper Onion A-La Mode

[@martymcdonald]

This is what Biggie and Tupac died for.

[@fruitsnackofficial9050]

Lmao

[@Paul-hn8en]

No this guy is the one who shot biggie

[@firulais4606]

Lmao

[@skullservant4417]

Lmao

[@sebastiann.8088]

@@skullservant4417 how are you from 12 hours ago lol

[@unclefred7351]

Chris fighting off everyone in the prison cafeteria.

[@skydiamsteam6005]

"DUCK AND TUUUUUUUURN"

[@wakspacific6928]

@@skydiamsteam6005 Chris turning his duck

[@jonathan6480]

Chris dropping the soap.

[@Paumonsu]

None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!

[@user-ff6uq3ds6m]

@@jonathan6480 Real fun begins lol

[@onemidnightgone]

My favorite part about all of this is that he rhymes “onion” with “Megan” What a legend.

[@king_big_pp]

Actually, that's what all rappers do. Chris Chan has many problems. Too many to count. But this isn't actually one of the things you can make fun of him for.

[@Discosaturn]

@@king_big_pp I think it's more of a forced rhyme than a mis-rhyming of words.

[@predator931]

@@king_big_pp "the only song I know is Master Onion That I got from a demo that I borrowed from my friend MAY-GON!"

[@2diefor]

Megan smells

[@TheTotallyRealXiJinping]

@@2diefor Good

[@SemiShweet]

This is why Parappa 3 is never getting made.

[@SNN788]

xxZeroZonexx There's a Parappa 2?

[@RodroVT]

***** Yes, For the PS2

[@burntreynolds1068]

+xxZeroZonexx Because of this video.

[@guntsquad658]

what do you mean? this is parappa 3

[@derpherpton827]

PTR2 is technically the third game because of Um Jammer Lammy.

[@Firedawn73]

my favorite thing about this are the random special effects just slapped all over the video

[@sam5ta981]

Freckled Jesus I dunno I guess 2:49 makes sense

[@jack5635jack]

he definitely knows how to use windows movie maker

[@0mnicide]

Happy Birthday!

[@killerkitten7534]

B I R T H D A Y B O Y

[@kiaydemir]

Ytps in its prime

[@MegaBleedman]

Man I wish could see the judge's face when they saw this.

[@MrDimentio]

@Manguy mcDudebro Lies.

[@shinyboy8650]

Probably looked like that surprised patrick meme

[@MrsPaul]

@Manguy mcDudebro I think this will DEFINITELY get you extra points with Saint Peter when you reach the pearly gates

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

@Jason Frankhouser And he also had several sock puppets to help.

[@CurtisAlfeld]

I feel like they turned it off as soon as they saw this manchild sitting in his toy hoard.

[@Racist_Railfan_Productions]

Friendly reminder that the only reason Chris even made the top 10 in this competition was because the number of people who entered it was just barely over 10 to begin with

[@theholygamer969]

Over 10. So someone considered this marginally better than the 11th or 12th on the list.

[@TheKing-uu7jn]

@@theholygamer969 I think they must’ve thought he was self aware Yet he wasnt

[@andymk8951]

​@The Holy Gamer heavy support from trolls and he made numerous fake accounts

[@theholygamer969]

@@andymk8951 No, he made fake accounts AFTER he made it into the top 10. He only made it into the top 10 because so few people entered into the contest. In fact, I only think people started trolling him when the Encyclopedia Dramatica page got made, which was sometime after this contest.

[@DisplayThisOkay]

@@theholygamer969 There were plenty of 4chan trolls watching Chris pre-ED page. IIRC Trolls were the reason he made it top 10, but they stopped supporting him when he revealed his plans about Megan. They thought he would be featured on Sony's main page and they wanted to troll the Playstation community by having Chris's mug up there.

[@thespiceman9367]

Imagine the alternate timeline where Chris was successful in rigging the contest and won, but Megan rejected him anyways so he just awkwardly went on the free trip to Seattle by himself with 2 PSPs.

[@DisplayThisOkay]

Nah, Chris probably would've taken Bob with him.

[@Snoopierstorm]

He would of gone with Barbara and we would of been getting the Incest Saga earlier

[@ClearwaterMK2]

@@Snoopierstorm If that were the case, He would have been thrown in Jail back in 2007 & remained there for the rest of his life.

[@Brandonhayhew]

@@ClearwaterMK2 or a mental institution and his home is evicted and condemned

[@adityavijay2497]

@@ClearwaterMK2 not necessarily I think Bob would have gone with Chris and that would be awkward also I think Chris never think of fancying barb at the time, this was before that crazy drawing which led to the ridiculous war with ED

[@bravelittleroomba]

The most exercise he got that whole decade.

[@Redman493]

lol xD

[@violetvalentine5040]

Most exercise any of his family has gotten in one moment

[@almighty_gouki]

bravelittleroomba nah it was humping the PS3

[@dashk.377]

including the workout videos where he lifted up 12-packs of soda to prove his love for Julie or whatever her name was

[@2diefor]

Another one was when he did "parkayyy"

[@knoxklay11]

This made it to the top finalists in the contest. This.

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

To be fair, barely anyone entered the damn thing.

[@MrsPaul]

That's mainly because he created a bunch of phony accounts and stuffed the ballot box.

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

That too

[@lilsingingsensation]

apparently not a lot of people entered

[@seantheguy1391]

knoxklay11 MY GOD...

[@Xiav123]

something oddly cozy about watching these old CWC snuff films at 3am

[@creativetomato1293]

Xiav123 It's oddly cozy due to the fact that as bad as your life may get, it'll never be as bad as Señor Chris Chan's life.

[@fulmango4127]

There's something nostalgic about it.

[@ReyMundoPH]

"Señor Chris Chan" ... don't you mean - "Ricardo"?

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

Christoper Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler. Just rolls right off the tongue.

[@ihatebeingstiff9531]

its funny cause im watching this at exactly 3AM (central time grr)

[@DaveXRubicon]

The visual effects, the vocal talent, the sheer grace and coordination... it's almost impossible to believe one guy could be this naturally gifted

[@migangelmart]

Almost as good as Tonetta

[@cake6476]

He's a true lyrical genius

[@putriscool]

DaveXRubicon so true

[@ReyMundoPH]

He's truly "special" amongst us...

[@mjohnsimon1337]

I'm breaking character, but I find it hilarious that if the real CWC saw this, he'd probably believe you lmao

[@morale.9330]

Imagine how unfathomable awesome this all likely looked in his head.

[@jtlego1]

It’s like that bit in Always Sunny where the Gang goes dancing. They see themselves as the hottest thing on the dance floor. Everyone else *actually* sees them as the uncoordinated mess they are.

[@Mystigo1587]

He truly lives in his own world

[@meninohulk4289]

@@jtlego1 there's a joke just like that in Family Guy. Wonder who copied who

[@mattiassvanberg8292]

@@meninohulk4289 It's universal.

[@fireassassin1688]

See this is something he doesn't look over his work he just makes it and farts it out onto the internet

[@chippsrn]

You can EASILY tell from his body language he's looking at everything he wrote on a piece of paper while performing this video since he obviously can't remember the lyrics himself!!!

[@danucciguzman]

Well, he didn't rehearse and memorize the lyrics, so it looks like it was done at the last minute.

[@texasrex2222]

He's too lazy and fat to have bothered writing anything down, he definitely just googled the lyrics and put them up on his TV to recite them while "performing".

[@Mistamista69]

And he’s not even singing, he doesn’t even sound like he knows what he’s saying 😂

[@gabebarbieri194]

@@danucciguzman it really just shows Chris’ incredible laziness. He has no job or school and can’t even make himself practice a song more than once or twice

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

"Duck and turn- duck and tuUuUrN-"

[@Umprella]

If Chris Chan did not exist, the internet would have to invent him

[@DumbDuude1001]

We sort of did.

[@DonPeyote420]

the Internet did create him in a sense

[@erty80s]

-Voltaire

[@sunsetman22]

barb's (and bob's) lil' monster

[@jubbybrab]

We were given the blank slate, and then we did a little trolling

[@anthonyalzamora4566]

Chris Chan has definitely been rapping, minus one P.

[@yeyasanic7414]

I hate this

[@papamiya3124]

@@yeyasanic7414 so does his mother

[@nootnewt9323]

Let’s be real: Megan wouldn’t have gone. She was kind of a weird “friend” to begin with.

[@bit_ronic]

why?

[@Mistamista69]

You cheeky bastard…. 😂🤣

[@LtJason20]

I love how Chris "tried" to make the video look more "professional" with all the unnecessary special effects...

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

I think he was just trying every effect in his editing suite and then realised too late that he didn't know how to undo them, so he just left them for the export.

[@yosh9192]

BIRTHDAY BOY

[@shadejakva9367]

The fire effect he did for his room aged especially well

[@mandykarevicius9746]

He would have won easily if he suddenly stopped moving and shat his pants in loud fashion.

[@thelegendofthedogfacedwoma3708]

That'd be redundant. This entire video is one loud defecation already.

[@jamesryker5128]

Mandy Karevicius To be fair, he would've shat his pants if he chose to do Full Tank instead.

[@Doughboy842]

Mandy Karevicius lol that'd be soo comedy gold xD that or he trips up and falls over trashing his lego. But crapping his pants would be funny as hell.

[@Mechomittencaterpillar]

He would have been a millionaire if that happened

[@africaneedsdrugs]

Good god, how did he get exhausted from just moving around?

[@TheAwesomeRacoon]

He zapped to the extreme.

[@JCrtD]

TheAwesomeRacoon yes father

[@Beanmachine91]

i take it thats the CWCville flag?!

[@101Volts]

He was hanging out with Ronald McDonald too dang much.

[@tarabueller5484]

He was huffing and puffing through the whole thing lol

[@connorscanlan3378]

And he was amazed… AMAZED… that he didn't win.

[@MrJimmyTide]

To be fair, there wasn't a lot of other competitors and he stuffed his own ballot box. I think he was more surprised that his scheme didn't work more so than the actual talent.

[@tokyohanamura]

Even if Stackhouse didn’t win someone else would’ve & he’d still whine like the manchild he is

[@Spike-Prime]

@danthehappyman 09 That's because it doesn't all come on one string--there are many forms of autism, plus different levels of severity. For some, like myself, it barely affects day-to-day life and results only in a few odd quirks. For others, they literally cannot interact with another human being and scream for hours on end for seemingly no reason. Just because you are high-functioning doesn't mean everyone else with autism is as lucky.

[@fairday2570]

After he won that Sega contest as a kid he's had a ridiculously inflated ego and sense of entitlement

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

@I'm a funny boy and you are not!!!! He is but that’s not his problem. The issue with Chris is that he’s both moronic and narcissistic.

[@TailsTube]

1:43 This video predicted the future.

[@ongansan]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I also love how your avatar matches the video.

[@matthieufernandez6871]

I know you posted your comment 4 months ago, but you just reminded me that I love Advance Wars. Thank you.

[@Beanmachine91]

make us more money colin!

[@NyQuilDonut]

Mezase Master Wait how..? What did I miss? All I saw were flames coming up from the bottom? Do you mean that he accidentally predicted the massive flaming he got because of this video?

[@NyQuilDonut]

Mezase Master Ohhhh I forgot about that. Thanks lol.

[@ChrisHennick]

2:51 is the most accurate thought we've ever seen from Chris.

[@ineffablemars]

Chris Hennick a moment of clarity

[@damightybenstein]

It's kinda ironic that he was in better shape in that video than he is now.

[@friendlyenemy2314]

Eating McDonald’s and drinking 4 litres of coke a day will do that to you

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

Yep

[@adamas2888]

There's just no way the contest organizers weren't dying laughing while watching this.

[@Joe.Rogan.]

The most amazing part is that Chris watched this and sent it in like "Oh yeah. I'm going to win no problem. Megan will be mine.". Then felt cheated when a competent video was chosen as the winner.

[@emospider-man6498]

There was only like 10 total entries anyway.

[@HolyRomanEmperor90]

I think even he knew how awful this was, hence why he felt the need to vote for himself a bunch of times and convince others to vote for him.

[@jordythecat7181]

I don't even think he watched this video before uploading it. Just thinks "oh yeah, this is peak video" and uploads it like a monkey with a typewriter. There was a time he uploaded a muted video because double-checking a video before uploading it is simply too much work for him

[@flynnferal5878]

even Megan had to call Chris out on how salty he got

[@trashketchum9782]

i never understood why Chris was so mad about Adam Stackhouse lmao like i just thought that bc of the Sonic contest that he just was really invested in winning these types of things. but then i learned that Chris was so mad bc he thought Megan would have a child with him if he won. like she would say “now that you won this sweepstakes christian i will totally have your baby”. so in his mind, Adam winning was in a way directly preventing him from fulfilling his LoveQuest. such mental gymnastics at play.

[@juantonio0788]

Chris didn't even see it that light. The whole Idea was to travel together so they would have sex. That's it, Sex. The anger towards Adam comes from a place of sexual frustration rather from a place of frustration over not accomplishing's one life's goals. In Chris' mind, Adam cheating cockblocked Chris. I don't think she has believed that in a really long time. but at the time it was RAW. and Chris was VERY vocal about it.

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

Considering how outright narcissistic Chris is, I'm not surprised at the mental gymnastics at play considering how strong their persecution complex truly is (they're even convinced that a former school county was out to get them like 20 something years later)

[@kenetickups6146]

@@juantonio0788 incel moment

[@friendlyenemy2314]

After he lost, Megan said she was glad and that even if he’d won, she never would have gone with him

[@emospider-man6498]

Mental *autistics at play.

[@rylandawe93]

The TRUE winner. Adam Stackhouse's video didn't even have random Movie Maker effects, what garbage!

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

Rylan Dawe also Adam stackhouse was in shape when he done this video

[@CYSYS8993]

Even if he won, Megan would've still rejected him and he'll lose his shit over it the same.

[@American-Zero]

Exactly. She even made it clear she has no intention of going on a trip with somebody who can't keep his greasy hands off her. Him saying that drawing kept him from doing something stupid only made things worse as it sounded like he intended to rape her. Yet in his mind this is all normal behavior and Megan should be with him.

[@American-Zero]

@Uri Urofferson Right?! Because in his mind, all girls are supposed to fall in love with him. Megan wasn't going to go on a trip with him because he has no idea what boundaries means. The guy has zero self awareness and throws a tantrum like a 5 year old when he doesn't get his way.

[@Jason-eo1rh]

Exactly. How he developed a Pro Wrestler style grudge against Stackhouse and the contest organizers because they cock blocked his romantic Shakespearean fantasy with Meghan.

[@American-Zero]

@@Jason-eo1rh This is all a case of him being a sore loser. Him losing was such a huge blow to his ego that he made a million burner accounts and went on the Playstation site and forums claiming he won and Adam cheated. All it did was make him look worse and worse.

[@friendlyenemy2314]

@@American-Zero his parents filled his head with ‘if anything bad happens to you or you don’t get something you want, it will never be your fault’

[@daytonasixty-eight1354]

I wonder how horrified the poor playstation people were when they saw this. Some middle aged programmer and designer seeing a hoarded up room of a overweight man child must really make you re-evaluate your career choices making video games.

[@dangerdan2592]

The fact that Chris actually thought that this was better than all of the other submissions just shows how delusional he was. Well, ok, I guess that was already extremely obvious when looking at basically every decision he ever made, but still.

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

In all fairness, his video IS slightly better than other competitors, but that's because one of the submissions was done by a kid with no standards, and the other was done by an adult that completely half-assed Mooselini's rap without any acapella backing.

[@theentity5201]

@@DrEarthwormRobotnik was Sony high when they started this "competition"? They got nothing from all the money they spent on it!!!

[@nightmare674]

@@DrEarthwormRobotnik What? There's footage of other contestants? Do yo have it? I have only seen the winner

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

@@nightmare674 You have to dig around, but they exist on this site

[@nightmare674]

@@DrEarthwormRobotnik already found them lol

[@ToxPhy]

Honestly without context this may have been kinda cute. He wants to give one of his friends a psp so they can play together. Unfortunately I have the context....

[@Gyaruwitch4011]

Good thing he didn’t win

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

Without context it still looks retarded.

[@MrVinxof1000]

No es apto para sensibles 👀

[@Purgabloody1097]

​@@MrVinxof1000ya te reporte 👀👀👀👀

[@philmp6]

Chris Chan is the best rapper ever. Once he gets out of jail, the thug life will be waiting for him.

[@heavy_ang_patay]

Can't tell if this is wine or milk.

[@sunsetman22]

I for one wish they throw away the key. "she" can rot in hell as far as I'm concerned

[@skydiamsteam6005]

@@sunsetman22 yeah just say he

[@sunsetman22]

@@skydiamsteam6005 that's what the quotes are for, buddy

[@FigureFarter]

@@heavy_ang_patay It's water

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

1:52 - in a crazed attempt to escape the Friend Zone, Chris damned himself to *_the Birthday Boy Realm._*

[@MarioManiac841]

Truly a fate worse than death

[@dannypollino3820]

Such an underrated comment, thank you

[@aksaraylicelali]

He created an earthquake

[@MilkshakeVA]

TUCK AND TUURN TUCK AND TUUUuuuUURN!

[@brendanb2982]

Must've been the same realm Rich Evans escaped from. I think Julia Roberts used to run the place.

[@MadHatter015]

The flames of hell prematurely rose to claim him there, but they relented and were like: “Nah, you still got some work to do.”

[@zanes_productions]

And thus he became the Birthday Boy

[@haskeymorrison]

Adam's was alright, charming, cute, and actually not just alright, great. Chris's was like me when I was 6 at a birthday party on camera.

[@Optimegatrongodzilla]

@haskeymorrison Chris does have the mind of a young child.

[@osmondfar2]

Adam's video: An adorable video made with love between family members with props, a beat, and actual effort. Chris' video: A fat man getting tired after ten seconds while doing a bad Mickey Mouse impression.

[@kevinbacon5492]

Experiment64 and give Adam extra credit for actually learning the lyrics and not being a lazy asshole and lazily reading them off a screen.

[@Trey-nu2ud]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@adrianpaul1985]

i almost choked on my cereal and died

[@facundoquevedo3686]

He's manchild not a man,get it right

[@DrEarthwormRobotnik]

Funny thing is, this is FAR from the worst. I actually found an even worse submission just recently that made this look professional.

[@pxtchi]

"Duck and tuuUUUURRRRnnn~"

[@peleadorloco]

Birthday boy

[@NINIC1337]

Best part

[@ScoutSunset]

CHOP! Chaap...

[@2diefor]

"I'm outta shape" XD

[@user-vx9eb8qn3q]

birthday boy

[@matthieufernandez6871]

Special effects for a very special individual.

[@VanillaDerp]

1:52 Birthday Boy? What the hell?

[@VanillaDerp]

***** I know that, but i am confused as to why he would put "birthday boy" into something totally unrelated.

[@VanillaDerp]

***** Good point.

[@50sRockSteady]

+SASQUACTH He must have thought it was super bad ass to add that flame program.

[@GanzoHasashi1911]

Right when he nearly falls too

[@2diefor]

@Manguy mcDudebro happy cake day

[@stormbornapostle5188]

It's so weird...that this is INCREDIBLY SANE AND NORMAL compared to where Chris is now.

[@magnetshowdotheywork]

Aged like milk

[@stormbornapostle5188]

Yeah, this comment only gets more and more accurate with time.

[@BlueForSureRight]

Adam Stackhouse been real quiet since this dropped.

[@Warsmith_The]

He got cocky

[@23madberty]

And then it got rocky.

[@RobotwarsKing]

23madberty Then he moved down to the next ya jockey now.

[@fruitflavoredanalbeads3678]

Chemical Man and then he lost contest

[@LeRuseBird]

kick kick punch punch

[@supermariobro93]

Then he got so angry that he wanted to kick, chop, and punch Adam Stackhouse (the winner of that Parappa contest).

[@BakedJesus]

I had to revisit this....to remember fondly a different Chris before he became an absolute monster

[@maroonedexplorer6622]

The monster was already there.

[@falloutforever88]

He threatened some gamer dude and his little sister because he lost to them. He was always a piece of shit.

[@nanoman8]

A monster we created

[@Mistamista69]

Chris has never been innocent ever since he started his “love quest” bs

[@dakotastein9499]

he was almost a svile then...need i remind you the only reason he entered to begin with is because he wanted "alone time" with megan. fortunately even if he did win she would have refused going with him.

[@SNN788]

That was the longest 3 minutes of my life.

[@davidli6931]

IKR the concentration of autism is just too high for me.

[@makutas-v261]

same

[@AtlanticSpamHammer]

And Chris really thought this was better than Adam's...

[@gorillahackerman]

I love how he thought winning this contest would be his ticket to finally getting a girlfriend and fulfilling his Love Quest, a MAJOR life goal of his, yet he didn’t even bother to memorize the lyrics. Chris’ sheer laziness is honestly impressive

[@gorillahackerman]

Also just realized he isn’t even doing this in one take. So A). He didn’t think to take enough time between sections to catch his breath B). Didn’t bother to memorize the section he is about to record.

[@SgtPinecone]

BIRTHDAY BOY

[@revivedfears]

Loving the stock effects. "Birthday Boy!" randomly flashing up is a personal favourite. This shit Zaps To The Extreme!

[@SirKrigeon]

Duck and turn! Duck and tuUuUurn!

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

tfw you put all the animations in every single slide in Powerpoint

[@JohnSmith-mk1rj]

My favorite part of the Megan saga is after she gets made at him for 'She Came For CWC,' and replies several times to his begging emails saying she wants him to leave her alone, he gets petty and is like, 'Yeah but you owe me 20 bucks for the Zune I paid for.' Chris was always a gentleman.

[@shadejakva9367]

Or where if memory serves he tried to give her the excuse he HAD to make it so he could get his desires out and not molest her for real like that'd somehow help his case.

[@Thanoswillreturn]

Chris said Adam cheating by having music (when he didn’t), and having more than one person in his video (even though he does all the singing). While Chris ignored the rules where you can’t rewrite the lyrics (which he did).

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

Jesus he was out of breath after barely a minute-thirty of standing up. Not to mention he was too lazy to even learn the lyrics and had to read them off a screen and too stupid to comprehend the idea of learning them, or even having to put any kind of effort / practice into something he hoped to enter into a competition (and furthermore with the end goal of his "inevitable" victory getting him laid)

[@unf3z4nt]

Mr Timothy Shit, I could just upload an unedited video of me in my boxers drinking beer and smoking weed in one take and I would have a better chance of winning the competition than Chris.

[@TheSwampDragon888]

Jesus dude what's your problem? It's like you're just desperately looking for ways to shit all over this kid because he's an easy target and easy to hate.

[@phineasfacingforward3460]

@@TheSwampDragon888 I'm ten months late, but are you serious

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

@@unf3z4nt you'd have my vote for sure

[@pleasesubscribedad]

"Video Hits"

[@РоманКотов-щ7п]

INSTANT REPLAY

[@grongy6122]

"I'm outta shape..."

[@bit_ronic]

"Birthday Boy"

[@CylenX6]

"Do not press PS Button"

[@fursolnyshko4027]

B I R T H D A Y B O Y

[@Gxyz222]

He actually thought that a 21 year old woman would be impressed by this!

[@TheSolarWolf]

1:43 Foreshadowing

[@JCrtD]

illumanti

[@TheSolarWolf]

***** The fire effects. His house burning down.

[@nicholasesparza2978]

I wasn't thinking house burning, I thought it more Chris burning in hell.

[@lilsingingsensation]

I thought it was foreshadowing his VIRGIN WITH RAGE

[@VOMITQUEEN]

The Solar Wolf LMFAOOOOO

[@The_Devils_reject]

I miss when CWC was just about a silly man with 0 self awareness.

[@SonnyM963]

Nah Bro this is ian "Brandon" something.

[@captainjurgh8142]

1:54 Birthday Boy? BIRTHDAY MANCHILD

[@MalumCaedo40]

Something tells me he didn’t mean to have that effect in there

[@gooberaureliusmaximusiii6638]

Duck and TUuuuUuUUUrN

[@tiamystic]

“tUrN aNd PoSe, TuRn AnD pOsE”

[@WadeWilsonKPop]

Chris thought Megan was the boyfriend-free girl, when it was Barbara the whole time.

[@yubokumin8163]

lmfao

[@savestate6360]

He just found out he had a dad-free mom

[@giph002]

@@savestate6360I like how Chris bragged about being a better lover than his deceased dad.

[@savestate6360]

@@giph002 don't forget that Chris called his deceased dad a sonichu... and he's still alive in Cwcville.

[@seth3491]

lol

[@Jackwylde68]

Such honesty of his situation and devotion for his lucky girlfriend adds great emotions to his performance. The visually appealing effects added the best humor and biggest laugh I had among the bunch. I enjoyed the fun background of his assumed-to-be bedroom. And his informative feedback on playing Guitar Hero on Playstation 3 was truly a wise and great addition. Also, he has nailed the lyrics A-Capella. :) As this brave AUTISTIC warrior so creatively put it at the end, "Rap, Rap, Rap, That's a Wrap!" Truly the cherry on the top of the sundae. A perfect score of 5/5 Stars for his marvelous effort, and smiling at knowing he looked a bit stupid. :)

[@user1932sglkhhbhghjg]

underrated comment

[@Kuwassu]

The random special effects really makes this way funnier than it should be, especially the "Birthday Boy" and "I'm Outta Shape..." effects

[@wunclerlaufenbumcorneliusu7047]

This man has as much rhythm as he does a healthy social life.

[@objectionablechione]

The "birthday boy" effect never ceases to be hilarious

[@thedudewithasanspfp]

11 years ago, still not wrong.

[@matthewb5364]

Instant Replay Sports Television is sorely underrated.

[@rayseeklo]

I can’t help but laugh my ass off whenever I see it.

[@BalrogGameRoom]

nonononoNONONONONNONONONO

[@superfakerbros]

Come on, man, you gotta admit, that's some damn fine rapping

[@MarcoDotIO]

What is Wallid doing here? #WallidLikesSonichu

[@bononoz2948]

superfakerbros this is fucking amazing, even though I am autistic

[@racoobi]

yesyesyesyes

[@jmanscomment5321]

🌚

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

This new age rap isn't half bad when you're on LSD.

[@alexisindovinella1600]

Pure bad trip experience

[@misterjay4236]

Looking at this Chris in 2007, who would have guessed that he would start to dress like a woman 10 years down the road? I wonder what 2007 Chris would have to say to 2017-2018 Chris.

[@abbynormal3471]

1:43 Chris burning in Hell. A sight that should make every A-Log smile.

[@Alfredo19846]

I travelled to another dimension just by watching this

[@kalsaithrak]

This caused the Mandela Effect.

[@Mick_92]

Was it Dimension C-197?

[@MalumCaedo40]

Mick 92 Dear god. The dimensional merge cannot be stopped.

[@puppyhowler]

i'm surprised chris didn't get disqualified honestly, technically speaking chris DID change the lyrics which was against the rules

[@annieapple8974]

Don’t forget Chris gave himself a good review under a different name.

[@CaptainMonotone448]

"This brave autistic warrior!"

[@tizziva1681]

It's impressive how he got tired after doing 10 shitty jumps

[@red3994]

Imagine the dark timeline if this abomination won and Megan actually said yes

[@2diefor]

I think even in that timeline Megan would probably refuse and Chris would've gone by himself or with his father.

[@vibri_]

let's all just be glad that chris lost interest in Parappa The Rapper quickly and never gave other NanaOn-Sha games the Sonichu treatment.

[@asher-360]

I do have a morbid curiosity about how Chris would defile Parappa and Lammy tbh…

[@puffleperson]

I want to see Christine & the Hedgehog Ladies cover some Laugh & Peace.

[@Green-Raccoon777]

@@asher-360 Well, Lammy's VA did come out as Non-Binary in 2020, so i'm surprised Chris had nothing to say about that.

[@PhoenixIliana]

Imagine being a Sony employee back in the day and seeing both this video and the angry email

[@catherineisley6298]

Lyrics: Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler I live in Ruckersville, Virginia! I have a PSP, I like to rap, I play PaRappa, and go with him now. The only song I know is "Master Onion" Which I got from a demo I borrowed from my friend Megan! I have a PSP and she don't, So give me the PSP; unwrap the wrapper, So I can give one to her, and then we can play together! So here we go, we're gonna sing it now. Master Onion, A-La Mode! Kick! Punch! It's all in the m-mind. If you wanna test me, I'm sure you will find That you all things, I'll teach ya sure to beat ya, Nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now Kick (Kick) Punch (Punch) Chop (Chop) Block (Block) Once more now. Kick (Kick) Punch (Punch) Chop (Chop) And Block (Block) Don't get cocky, it's doesn't get rocky, We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now Duck (Duck) Jump (Jump) Turn (Turn) And Pose (Pose) Listen carefully. Jump (Jump) Pose (Pose) Duck (Duck) and Turn (Turn) Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better, Kick to the limit in order to get her now Kick Punch (Kick Punch) Chop Block (Chop Block) Chop Kick (Chop Kick) Punch Block (Punch Block) It's gonna get harder now Duck & Jump (Duck & Jump) Turn & Pose (Turn & Pose) Duck & Turn (Duck & Turn) Jump & Pose (Jump Pose) Come on now, why don't you follow my words, Because we're almost done, I'll make things worse. I wanna see if you wanna see what it means To be the man with the master plan. Are you the man now? Here we go now. Kick Punch Block (Kick Punch Block) Chop Kick Block (Chop Kick Block) Block Turn & Kick it (Block Turn & Kick it) Block Duck Punch (Block Duck Punch) Duck Duck Turn (Duck Duck Turn) Jump Kick Chop (Jump Kick Chop) and Punch Punch Punch (Punch Punch Punch) That's it for today. Good job, PaRappa! You can go to the next stage now. Yahoo! Alright! PaRappa, I'm so proud of you! Congratulations! Alright. Thank ya, teacha! Again: what? Man, you’re so good! I got a tit-loose memory, money With students like you… Wanna try a super-beginner’s course? You’re pick-you’re pickin’ on me too fast! I'm outta here! Guitar Hero on PlayStation 3 Don't press the PS button after select hang, see? Make sure you hook up with the converter controller Dude, rock on, yo! Nananananaaaa! Rap, rap, rap! That's a wrap!

[@WingItMan217]

Catherine Isley Thank you very much

[@Poever]

The extra lyrics are why he didn’t have a chance of winning; they violated the contest rules

[@tiamystic]

Thank you I didn’t know what tf he was “singing” about

[@MJBP691]

This is better tan wu-tang and notorius big.

[@0p10ids7]

Que manera de no cojerse a nadie hermano

[@matula7127]

Mejor que Corazon encantado

[@feliglobo]

July3p es más autista

[@Windyyyyyyyyy]

Eat your heart out earl sweatshirt

[@stproducciones9140]

Alto guacho forro

[@caleb4311]

1:02 the closest chris has come to disappearing.

[@robonthecob6920]

The fact that Chris was so ride or die for THIS submission is insane. Like comparing this unwatchable low-effort garbage to the actual winner of the contest is night and day, and the fact that he was so sure he’d win is genuinely just kinda sad

[@shubuman]

what an insightful comment, chris chan is out of touch with reality? no way, i couldn't have seen that without your unique and well thought comment

[@robonthecob6920]

@@shubuman Why am I not allowed to comment on the absurdity of this situation? Just because we know chris chan is crazy, I'm not allowed to comment on it? Relax.

[@fancypants7610]

Even if you think a comment like this is useless, responding to it has even lesse sense​@@shubuman

[@shubuman]

@@fancypants7610 I'm just making sure he knows his comment is stupid

[@D-Nova]

This video is almost physically painful. Oh ED, I should have just listened to your warning.

[@kc_9970]

Oh my god. IT'S THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF EVERYTHING FLAN AND PUDDING IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF A CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER VIDEO!

[@elfranko1217]

You're in for a ride...

[@amish_ape5701]

2:11 holy shit you hear him breathing hard. holy fuck, he barely moved and he is breathing that hard!?

[@grubbington_shots]

just a friendly reminder that this is the fucking guy that will be in a prison cell at the mercy of other inmates, and he's still smiling.

[@doctorhandshake1880]

if only he thlammed his penith in the car door instead of his mom

[@ClearwaterMK2]

I am so glad that Chris Chan lost the contest because if he won, god only knows what he would do to poor Megan...

[@giph002]

Poor Megan would have endured a fate worse than death.

[@SaperBossTv]

Considering their relationship at the time he made this video, she would've most likely rejected his offer.

[@catscanhavelittleasalami]

Do you genuinely believe she would have accepted to come with him? He'd go with his mother, probably.

[@EasyAspie-xu8xs]

“A la mode” means with ice cream. So he’s basically saying onions with ice cream. He could’ve said “con karne” or something like that

[@hubblebublumbubwub5215]

Sigh, another rapper who ended up in prison. Why does this always happen?

[@garrettanderson5176]

2:47 wtf, Instant Replay: Sports Television? Wtf made him think that was a catchy thing to include in a rapping video, especially given how out of shape he is!

[@2diefor]

I'm outta shape

[@bronypal4030]

Possibly the most exercise Chris has ever done in his life

[@upyoursdotcom]

I really wish CWC was a fictional character.

[@Crusader316]

We all do....

[@2diefor]

Nah, it's crazy that someone like this is real.

[@pacificoslim]

I used to laugh at my mom for saying it looks like a bomb went off in my room when I had one dirty shirt on my floor. My mom would view Chris' room as Hiroshima.

[@sadgetrollge5614]

This is what my anxiety tells me how I look like around other people

[@bowmaj8666]

I still don't get why he put Birthday Boy in there. I can only imagine that, somewhere deep down inside himself, he actually knew he'd never win through his talent (or lack thereof) so he just tried to play every sympathy card in his deck he had so that the judges would let him win because they felt sorry for him. I just imagine him writing to the judges. "Dear PaRapper the Rapper Contest Judges. Please, please, please, please, PLEASE let me win! Pretty please with sugar on top! Go on, I'll be your best friend. And it is my Birthday after all. C'mon, I'm a lonely, autistic virgin, give a guy a break. And if I win this the girl of my dreams will actually want to sleep with me. Don't be the one to deny me that. Looking forward to hearing from you telling me that I've won. Yours CWC. P.S. I've enclosed five bucks!"

[@zodiacthundaga7264]

He wrote them a hate email after he lost.

[@buolindo8795]

The one rapper Eminem is too afraid to diss

[@yashmandla1234]

Im pretty sure emenem was more afraid of chris's BO than anything else

[@SonicSammich]

"The only song I know is Master Onion" Proceeds to read the lyrics less than 20 seconds later

[@SirKrigeon]

3:03 Still wondering why he went from Parappa to a random Guitar Hero ad out of nowhere

[@nikobellic42]

1:53 i love how it randomly says "B I R T H D A Y B O Y"

[@exciteddemonstrator9150]

0:53 imagine being trapped in that room

[@kreatona4219]

1:43 wow, the foreshadowing of what will happen to that house is immaculate!

[@nickthebabba7767]

What he says “I’m gonna get harder now” also foreshadows what he would do to his mom

[@GoatYouhhudawg]

WHACKY EFFECTS OOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

[@wongusblongus4310]

*SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI*

[@RayLombardo]

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIINNNN

[@seth3491]

How ironic. Despite the fact Chris had the worst entry, his one will be remembered forever, not to mention it has more views than the others.

[@solovevkiril]

We got this gem, because only 10 people participated in Parappa the Rapper competition. If it was about Silent Hill, GTA, or MGS, there would be hundreds or even thousands competitors.

[@edmundthefox3656]

Cool Good Bad Awful

[@thomasingram1727]

COOL GOOD BAD AWFUL U RAPPIN CWC

[@Claudius_Ptolemy]

This is the antithesis of rapping

[@millabasset1710]

I've been upset for years that I'm nearing 30, people say I have a baby face and look 21 or 19, but then I realize Chris aged up to 40 when he was 25 years old.

[@phnxshine]

All that while Chris being mentally 7 years old. Maybe 10 years old at best.