Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #32

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Shorts:
Look What You've Done
Dr. Realdoctor 2
Laundry Boy
Damsel in Distress
The Sting Operation
Let's Drink
Tall Boys Go On A Date
Late For Work
Half Off 2: Judgement Day

[@ErwinSmith001]

Laundry Boy and Señor Cleanfist teaming up will be the greatest crossover in the century

[@zyperific4687]

Aren't you disappointed because paradise got destroyed and eren died for nothing?

[@lethunguyenthi5784]

Which one

[@bossieclover3866]

Wait... If you are typing... Who is leading?

[@DizRupTnz]

@@zyperific4687 Disappointed that some people are so immature that they go out of their way to spoil people and ruin their experience because they were unhappy they didn't get the ending they wanted for a japanese comic book.

[@HateHater2205]

I saw this in the original short for Laundry Boy

[@littlemeap7418]

Louie says: “Not anymore, Fatty Bones.” Captions: “Dirty ball fairy balds.”

[@marktube6382]

Lol

[@user-gm5bx3vp5e]

Lol

[@LouieNano]

Lol🤣

[@danoklex8646]

Lol

[@xtr3me663]

Lol

[@ValiantOp97]

This is just an elaborate set up for a buy one get one half off joke, and I am loving every minute of it. Can’t wait for the split second come backs in this upcoming double creature feature.

[@knp3715]

Did you do a half sec joke there..

[@uklorien3477]

Fr

[@them_4arvin]

Listen hear little shit

[@frenchfries392]

I think they should make a movie about it

[@marclytle644]

It will end in a double entendre

[@Zack_Zander]

People under estimated the 2-for-one guy. But the fact that he can manifest anything to be double is definitely something.

[@________________________9]

the questions is,can he use his power again and again or he can just double one thing once?if thats thr case he might as well double himself.infinite doubles.

[@Zack_Zander]

@@________________________9 Gotta wait and see.

[@________________________9]

@@Zack_Zander i dont want to wait,gotta cut that time in half.

[@xephyre6955]

@@________________________9 I mean, Half off oscar can half things infinitely, whats to say we won't have infinite doubles.

[@Femaiden]

if he can double anything and the other guy can cut it in half, then won't they just cancel each other out?

[@PepziTwist]

"Using My last drop of infinite strength" Im dead 🤣

[@TheRandomizerYT]

Lol whats to be so funny about it lol

[@PepziTwist]

@@TheRandomizerYT infinite power = endless power. Endless power don't end, therefor there wouldent be a last drop of infinite strength.

[@TheRandomizerYT]

@@PepziTwist Bruh, that's a strange thought, but ok

[@PepziTwist]

@@TheRandomizerYT its not a thought its what was said in the episode you pinecone

[@PepziTwist]

@@TheRandomizerYT did you for real like your own coments 🤣

[@jad3katrina]

the infinity war reference was hilarious

[@Ohaffles]

*Infinity War

[@jad3katrina]

@@Ohaffles oh yea you’re right, my bad i get them mixed up

[@dvargas3553]

We’re all waiting for the ending man!

[@dehaifu68]

And Star wars... slicing the battleship

[@vocalthrower448]

@@dehaifu68 that was epic

[@martinmarvinii3139]

The Sting Operation was easily the funniest yet in my opinion

[@jardex2275]

Yeah, it has a solid premise, setup, and payoff. Bonus points for being SFW enough to share around the office as well.

[@melroysojan]

Nobody double crosses FATTY BONES MALONE🥵

[@purple6496]

4:15

[@purple6496]

@@melroysojan 🥵

[@amethystsavage4018]

Not gonna lie, the doctor that shot himself so an ambulance can drive him to work is lowkey a genius

[@dvargas3553]

I mean, ubers exist... but yeah def ingenious ahaha

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti asian

[@amethystsavage4018]

I think you’re in the wrong comment section

[@edgarzomboss7185]

except for the fact hes gonna lose blood at alarming rate cause thats the place with the largest bone in the body and a bunch of nerves so if he shoots neitheer of these he will probably die

[@amethystsavage4018]

@@edgarzomboss7185 yeah, but at least he got to work on time 😂

[@AzieniaTheBests]

"Half off" actually could be a good movie if cyanide and happiness made it. Or like a show. Something.

[@DTay-bn2ro]

What

[@grayson6]

I’d give it five stars but 2 and a half of them got cut off

[@Corzoko]

Or a half-hour short

[@Mike-mf3ed]

I was gonna say the same thing!

[@alankorir7707]

hell lot better than end-game

[@thebaldcat6708]

You may think you’re hard core but you’re not “smoke a drug cocktail out of a corpse” hard core

[@D.A.B1994]

Wait you've never done that?

[@dvargas3553]

Wanna bet? Hehehe

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti asian

[@JarateSandvich0]

Hint: The guy was still alive

[@obesus787]

Fucking watch me!

[@dispenser9083]

I just realized the underwear had pee at the front so no wonder he was like “okaaay”

[@YSQUARED.]

Yh I noticed that 🤢

[@dvargas3553]

Awww eww, just noticed that!

[@sydney5734]

Wait where?

[@letariusgillespie9629]

@@sydney5734 3:19

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti asian

[@Boop__Doop]

I want to become a real doctor just so I can say "don't worry, I'm a real doctor"

[@knexmanmanmanman1781]

im a real patient

[@manamejefffffffffffff9337]

I’m a real doll

[@TyrannosaurusRex..]

I’m a REALLLL doctor, absolutely no fake doctors here, nope!

[@LiterallyCensoredDaily]

I'm a real fuckup.

[@crisrodriguez9359]

I'm real

[@od-jake9474]

The priest is awesome, he's confused, but hape for the pair none the less

[@DishonoredRat]

Happy

[@potatojuice9226]

Cringe pfp

[@DishonoredRat]

@@Gorttheduck he meant happy

[@dvargas3553]

@@Gorttheduck I don’t think this was a joke, nor was the misspelling a joke lmao. Where’s the joke in this statement? It’s completely serious, there’s no punchline. Do you know what a joke is...?

[@dvargas3553]

@@Gorttheduck ...where’s the joke, the misspelling? Is that a joke to you...? Is that what qualifies as humor to you? There’s no joke, the guy misspelled a word, that’s it lol. If a misspelling is humorous to you, for whatever strange reason, I suggest looking up some 1st grader’s spelling tests; I’m sure you’ll find them HILARIOUS.

[@dakotapearce8919]

I love this one especially the “real doctor”

[@drake1453]

Yeah

[@personguy2262]

Don’t worry about his name, after all, he’s a “real doctor”

[@drake1453]

@@personguy2262 helarios

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti asian

[@renamon5658]

Yay another compilation that is over 10 minutes

[@acrj-alfasaus4825]

gotta get that 10 minute revenue somehow

[@jasperpluk]

something wrong with it being more then 10 minutes? they deserve the revenue imo...

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti asian

[@renamon5658]

@@jasperpluk nothing wrong just i am annoyed that most of their compilations are under 9 minutes

[@ComicalRealm]

_"I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens"_ - Albert Intestine

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti asian

[@dotdot1709]

Jeez cant u take a joke

[@christhenerdfreak9167]

10:33 - 10:49 it sounded like he was about to say Kamehameha but instead he said cut it in half. I’m glad they brought him back😂🤣

[@pretz9180]

How About I Cut That Price...IN HAIF KamehamehaHAIF!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAZAAZAZAAZZAZAZAZAAZZAZAZAZAZAZAZZAZAZAZAZAzazZAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAONR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@antagonist1038]

The cut in half lore getting deeper.

[@Landonmeeko]

Why was this animation so damn smooth.. 10:43 It's addictive.

[@raybeetle]

thats what i love about webcomics with really consistent art styles, when they begin you dont really expect much from them because the person making them is still new to art, but as they go on and the artists skill increases (without the comics style changing at all) they suddenly hit you with this WAVE of talent

[@keagankirkwood7791]

I'd like to see them fight in the cyanide happiness cinematic universe (CHCU) the half off guy and the two for one guy

[@istandwithisrael5110]

The two for one guy would make two half off oscars that would cut him in half

[@Its_The_Astro]

Cyanide and Happiness the movie.

[@bigdikbubls]

@@Its_The_Astro I think they could actually make a solid movie out of that confrontation. Movies have been made with less

[@Tea_Add1ct]

I read CHCU as CHUCHU and thought the topic has switched to trains

[@juanmenez4549]

i wonder if the tickets would cost half price or you could get 2 for one

[@goose93]

1:41 Guy: *moans in drug overdose* KZbin captions: ah yes, *music*

[@hauntedmalk]

Music to my rears.

[@jin_cotl]

Lmfao

[@MmmmmFFF12]

I love how space octopus said oops and God just starting beating earth

[@masterjmv2374]

The definition of why the gods are the greatest murderers who ever lived. The mangog is right the entire time

[@Squidly_Venture]

We still need the sequel to two for one Todd

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti asian

[@KAI_GD]

i love watching these

[@dylanyt5307]

Same

[@yeet_thy_child_3312]

Who doesn't?

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti-asian

[@sunshineflower2286]

"And frankly, your prizes are just way too low" With that voice, that line was hilarious.

[@Ohh_Six]

The fact that I saw the train coming but didn't see the train coming

[@luigiman64]

What does the scouter say about his power level? 10:33 It's over 9000!!!!

[@alfredthecucumber9757]

Cut that in half.

[@luigiman64]

@@alfredthecucumber9757 so 4500 then

[@faleilham8334]

I thought it was BNHA reference.

[@begonethot2545]

@@faleilham8334 far from close

[@UndeadDragonWarrior]

I really want to see Laundry Boy at work.

[@rebeccachambers4701]

I worked in the hospital and I can tell you this is exactly what most doctors are like

[@andrewhawkins8616]

That doctor is every pharmaceutical company ever.

[@nikolimoon6165]

5:32 Door-guy: TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE XXD

[@mr.trouble827]

Literally

[@theRetroSquirrel]

9:15 it's like I am watching a trailer to a action trailer

[@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590]

It is but it was CUT IN HALF

[@_rebzy3194]

7:55 kids role-playing on Roblox lol

[@AdoraçãoeLouvor-1010]

Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 🎈🌋🌋

[@yellowfrog2259]

How kids think having a baby works: 8:03

[@jameswest6161]

👍

[@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590]

Just a bottom half a a woman get fallen off

[@jin_cotl]

@@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590that sounds horrifying

[@chrisperrien7055]

Half-off Oswald vs 2for1 Todd should be epic.

[@ShadowVenomoth64]

“2:45 Laundry boy is my wearing suits was still cleaning!”-Mr. Wolf 🐺

[@TheGreatBonus]

6:40 this is probably the closest to Joe Zombie Episode 8 we are ever going to get.

[@Merikhurlbut]

they need to make a movie and try to get it in theatres lmao

[@RKBock]

this was supposed to be the turning point of the "cut it in half" saga, but unfortunately the story was cut in half.

[@ljtheone]

god punching earth is how the pandemic started - true story

[@faleilham8334]

Cringe.

[@ShadowVenomoth64]

“4:35 Those sound sweet!”-Mr. Snake 🐍

[@adamb89]

7:25 He shit in his sleeves lol.

[@Mr.Galaxia]

4:07 like two birds with one stone

[@kinggeedorah5343]

9:40 i cant believe i got fucking infinite war’d by cyanide and happines

[@Dripkenthefirst]

These guys just animate their dreams and no one can say otherwise

[@kaslingovender]

He used the patient to make a bong 😂

[@theweirdo61]

10:24-10:32 Ultimate anime plot twist

[@faleilham8334]

Damn Right

[@godisnotastupididiotfcking460]

Blm is not anti asian

[@kingkandeta3338]

This is truly wholesome.

[@declicitous1763]

Ah yes, _wholesome_

[@tristenj1992]

Halfsome

[@henrikolangeveld6732]

Still waiting for Half off 3: The cancel out.

[@lowqualityfrog]

Sadly it won’t happen. Because he cut the series IN HALF!!!

[@topslicetopslice1450]

Is no one going to mention how amazing that last one was with the sounds and animation?! Plus the plot?! Give a like yall

[@AmadeusHemmitt]

Absolutely loved every skit, you guys still don't mess 🤣

[@terminator35721]

Realdoctor’s patient: “I don’t feel so good” Same patient: eats all of the pills at once

[@ayubahmed3610]

0:29 and that my boy is how the dinosaurs died by god falcon punching the earth

[@SomeNerd361]

12:10 It should be a crime that this was not continued (or if it has been, I sincerely apologize)

[@youshouldntaddzombottothisdeck]

It hasn't been😫😫

[@elibestie8072]

i didnt realize this came out a few hours ago but im loving it 😩

[@wncbuckeye78]

3:18 the bottom of the underwear is yellow

[@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590]

He just ate piss

[@mr.trouble827]

Uuuuh

[@AngelDustVrMumbling]

1:22 That's What The Police Are Looking For

[@Kenabukanyo]

The last line " .... On the double . " cracked me :)))))))

[@ArtemisAvali]

9:10 I love the reference

[@PrincessOTheStars]

Avengers infinity war

[@3kay3H]

"Using My last drop of infinite strength" LMFAO

[@Adrian.R850]

Dr. Realdoctor is like the cartoon version of Dr. Mario... He cures just with pills and only pills...

[@hella_devious2137]

“laundry boy?” Laundry boy: “Y A H”

[@domjancepic8491]

my laugh when i pull up a nasty prank on someone 3:42

[@jin_cotl]

Evil theme plays

[@lilgalaxy6729]

2:33 “ here comes…. Word girl!”

[@therealprettygirll5467]

“Watch who you call your homie” 😅😂

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

All of these jokes are amazing especially when put into one big compilation like this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@faaarp56]

I like that he cut the chains in half

[@AlexanderEndless]

Would love to see half-off part 3

[@hoogachakahoogahooga]

Time to watch these videos I’ve already watched for the 17th time this month!

[@yellowfrog2259]

The guy in the last one probably had a monocle but said "2 for 1" and used glasses instead

[@chilidog2469]

I love the detail that the half off guy cuts things with one of his two hands, and the Two for one guy claps with both hands

[@mc6608]

That was adorable 7:57

[@joeristan]

Very REAL DOC 😭😭😂😂THE BONG DEATH KILLED ME

[@skuoppy]

10:53 basically hank wimbleton in a nutshell

[@lazzy0dog]

10:24 okay that was dam cool

[@TopHatVlogs]

4:15 SO MANY PLOT TWIST!!!!!

[@seranmysoto775]

0:32 my smarta$$ really thought that gods hand would punch the roof 🫠

[@ben737D]

Teacher: okay kids, how did the dinosaurs go extinct? Smart Kid: the dinosaurs died of an asteroid The Religious Kid: 0:29

[@Token101]

8:48 best movie ever

[@onestar8796]

One Punch man Vs Half Punch man Who gonna win ?

[@JoshLefelhocz]

One Punch Man vs Half-Off Oscar? One Punch Man would wipe the floor with him.

[@rhinoMF]

@@JoshLefelhocz nah bro Half - Off Oscar is much more powerful. He can cut Saitama in half and Oscar has Multi + feats

[@JoshLefelhocz]

@@rhinoMF One, Oscar's universal, as he was gonna annihilate an entire universe by cutting it in half. Saitama is literally a gag character, and has no limits. If they want him to win, he will.

[@_ian_wick_]

1:59 I laughed my ass off on that😂

[@jin_cotl]

😭

[@mrscowisbeautiful]

Plot twist fake laundry boy is actually moth Man

[@theklown8820]

3:58 what was that noise lmao

[@Pyrodorah]

I found it hilarious that god was punching California and surrounding areas in Now Look What You've Done.

[@Datsmileyboi]

Lol 2 failing hearts I think would speed up the process of him dying 😂

[@towertimesgaming4319]

The half off section ALWAYS gives me chills, and I don't know why but I love it

[@_melanielol9142]

these are literally amazing

[@ProLumbo]

They indeed are but way back when was when they were pushing out hilarious shit on the daily, mostly because most of it was nsfw and I have immature sense of humor

[@awesomesuperribbitsworldYT]

10:40 killed me 😂

[@felixcorona13]

Instant classics lol 💯

[@TheWarriorXander]

Looking forward to the final battle: Two-for-one Todd vs Half-off Oscar.

[@JayJay-bj8uj]

9:05 Avengers infinity war

[@sorrybutthisaccountisnotbe9590]

But cut in HALF

[@Aguil0-0]

Dr mario be like: 1:17

[@carlolao2342]

Can't wait for half off part 3

[@Xman1020]

I bet half off 3 is in production and they're going all out for it

[@thefool1188]

Or, they know there is all this hype and intentionally put out a crappy 3rd one then a great 4th one

[@memesifoundondiscord9524]

11:50 he is is time lord lol

[@michaeleklund6258]

These shorts never let me down

[@Goombathe4th]

Is it just me or does “Real Doctor” remind me of Dr. Mario?

[@ixoidyougo7113]

Laudry boy got me dead😂

[@Mr.Galaxia]

discord mods be like: 9:57

[@Wagfart]

Eh that guy looked like a power lifter not a shower but definitely strong. Discord mods have no strength. The almost naked with just underwear was accurate tho.