Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #28

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12 HOT shorts in this compilation. #8 will surprise you
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on explosm.net since 2005!
Shorts:
Sad Larry Begins
Mr. Magnet
Globe-O-Rangers
Clobe-O-Rangers 2
Gender Reveal Party
Dating App
Jonh Battman 3
The Asteroid
Noisy Neighbors
Cloud Dad
Cloud Dad 2
Deserted Island

[@boodycf4467]

Doctor: "I've never seen a baby cry before, they're usually happy to be alive" I don't like where this is going...

[@JudyTheAlien]

I guess they should have abort that joke. . . Wait NO!

[@idiot3566]

Wait- *OH HEK NO*

[@plushyyu4327]

*I F I T D O N T L I K E Y A S H O V E I T B A C K T O T H E V A G I N A-*

[@dudeblizt6350]

*S A Y H E L L O T O Y O U R N E W H O M E*

[@Guhh07]

_usually_

[@badingles735]

Now the only thing we need is Sad Larry: The trilogy

[@romepri15]

@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB stop spamming no one here wants to see your trashy video

[@rafal.qwerty]

Trilogy? There was much more episodes

[@abigdookie]

B

[@ghostlord2128]

There should be sad larry the snap where he brakes and goes on a rampage

[@yanfei7782]

Did somebody say trilogy?

[@zrlgkattz]

"Why did Kyle get fire while I got a diabetic monkey?" The best quote from these shorts ever

[@DiamondHoe]

I like how the leader of the globe o rangers is red and fire just like every single leader of any transforming color super group

[@joshyoung1440]

...how? It wasn't even a punchline... but good for you, whatever floats your boat

[@jamesmetcalfe1766]

I came to the comment section looking for this and was not disappointed.

[@bhaskarjyabaruah1090]

No, it's not

[@BIGDAWG1231213]

@@joshyoung1440it doesn’t have to be the punchline to be funny

[@skittle5406]

"Why did Kyle get fireballs and I got a diabetic monkey" Why is that so funny!?

[@lastlyhi]

Because the contrast between controlling fire itself and *having a diabetic monke*

[@fakehappiness3413]

@@lastlyhi NO it's because B A L L S 🤣

[@emperorkiron3470]

I like that that guy was legitimately concerned with the wellbeing of the diabetic monkey.

[@aadiseh1597]

Yeah but he was ultimately going to kill him

[@rainbow-the-elemental]

If he had life that would be good

[@ymmijx6061]

@@rainbow-the-elemental i mean in captain planet the heart ring gives telepathy and the ability to control animals. it had powers.

[@amproproam7243]

that that t h a t t h a t

[@asgard_]

Reject superpowers Return to monke

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

“FIRE ATTACK!” “EARTH ATTACK!” “WIND ATTACK!” “HEART ATTACK- *wait wait no no no WAIT-“*

[@lowman3269]

HEART ATTAC-

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

HEART ATTA... Atta... *AAAAAAAAAA-*

[@lowman3269]

You died, Game Over

[@randm5724]

Lel

[@Black-ds2ki]

Water attack : 🥲

[@someguyonyoutube906]

I like how the robber from Mr. Magnet didn't really wanna hurt anyone, he just wanted the money from the women and didn't wanna bring harm upon the hero or old lady.

[@Wickst3r]

“I never seen a baby cry before” Oh my....

[@krimsonklaww611]

I'd be sad too if my name was Larry Larrison.

[@BlueBirdOfFrendliness]

@Adnan Yusuf well your rude

[@leowcheewai8053]

@@BlueBirdOfFrendliness well I agree

[@ayanasells2347]

I agree it a pretty sad name

[@filipemartinho1753]

@@leowcheewai8053 Well i think It's a reference

[@leowcheewai8053]

@@filipemartinho1753 well ok

[@goh5301]

when the villain cares more about you than your teammates

[@Clavinohou]

username

[@goh5301]

@@Clavinohou ?????

[@FabelWings]

@@goh5301 you seem to be some kind of god

[@goh5301]

@@FabelWings yes god of japanese porn its not much but its honest work

[@andrefluker1167]

God sake’s he was slowly dying every second with those two people screaming nonstop that’s living hell

[@theepicgamer7663]

I feel like that Batman is such a nice person

[@wolfonauta6348]

The heart attack made me laugh for over 10 minutes. No joke. It was hard to breath but i'm ok now. Awesome job

[@inhaleddeath5758]

It wasn’t because of laughing, his power effected you but he died before anything major happened and it ended

[@thatgirlwhoplaysviolin6365]

Arash had one job and didn't even put his whole heart in it.

[@mikajen9126]

Ooh nice!

[@RucaDoo]

Fire attack! 🔥 Wind attack! 💨 Earth attack! 🌎 Heart attack! ♥️🔫

[@strawberrycucumber88]

Oh no

[@pandy3848]

you know I was wondering. what would have happend if he still had the power of monkey when they summoned him? Would he just get the heart of a monkey with diabetes?

[@micahbell54]

😕💀

[@Kieranhc]

Mr. Magnet was just too Attractive for his own good.

[@jesusolguin5896]

U gave me one hell of laugh

[@temugebagira6592]

ha hell because his dead

[@irongirltoni]

Eyy

[@GhostyRaccoon]

Yes god this comment right here

[@salil7174]

i dont get it 😭

[@hueco7627]

4:02 What a lucky dude

[@Zyro-dl4ow]

7:35 i cupped my hand over my mouth when i saw this

[@ismanyaferdinand8770]

“Fire attack ” “Earth attack ” “Wind attack ” “Heart attack” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yooo that’s hilarious

[@cyberg1bmgo274]

Yea that was good

[@dudeblizt6350]

it was funny

[@slyfox7452]

the heart ring is one of the most powerful if used to its full extent he could topple civilizations

[@MrAstrothousand98]

You ruined it man.....my fault for reading comments before watching it full

[@ModernStatical]

I loved that part 😂

[@maniik_flix4837]

When the "bad guy" is the only to notice that he was dying 7:07 You're bad guy but that doesn't mean you're a bad guy.

[@acidmana6141]

lmao those three heroes says generic villain shit when they got their powers lmao

[@spiltmilk0204]

@@acidmana6141 _I AM A G O D_

[@shayn_3248]

Heart attack

[@straitzuzuki]

ok ok here's something better, maybe. "Disappointing sun, TRHOW HIM INTO THE SUN" here time stamp 11:19 (also you get what i mean in the DISAPPOINTING SUN part)

[@TheHQZombie]

Shut up, redditor

[@bm1343]

1:18 The sims in a nutshell.

[@system.out.printlnsmartert5781]

I've never seen a baby cry before, they are usually happy to be alive!!

[@speedmaen8445]

“Why did Kyle get fire balls and I got a diabetic monkey?” Lol

[@miyahpherigo3044]

my dog just died of diabetes , lol .

[@sevensouls009]

@@miyahpherigo3044 Lol...wait what?

[@thefinalcrusader4250]

@@miyahpherigo3044 lol

[@neonflights5951]

@@miyahpherigo3044 I'm so sorry for your loss. :(

[@MAAH1776]

@@miyahpherigo3044 lol the dog died

[@demonz120]

Yo that “ Fire Attack! Earth Attack! Wind Attack! Heart Attack “ joke was amazing

[@shannerol1873]

That was fucking hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂

[@cheesefries7174]

ohhh i get it 💀💀💀

[@DARKBLOOMVT]

It was

[@richardwienke7546]

I think the best magic power for the fourth hero is water. This is how this idea of mine makes sense: Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water.

[@nezisaskweyiya5300]

That was so fucking hilarious

[@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125]

"My car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners" THAT ONE GOT ME OMG

[@LeeMajikija]

"Parent Murder" is such a wild phrase LMAOOO

[@gabrielitch8719]

Imagine going to stop a robbery and then just being stabbed by every metal object within a 20 meter radius

[@analogsunrise-]

@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB Bro shut up

[@CringeAnimations69420]

@Mitch Wheeler looks like the work of an enamy stand

[@mckstellar1005]

Imagine having earring on or even worse a a bellybutton ring

[@treshkun6257]

2KM* radius

[@treshkun6257]

@@CringeAnimations69420 STAR PLATI oh wait platinum is metal Oh crap oh no

[@SleepyTrshpanda]

So now we know why Larry is always depressed like damn

[@mysteriousduck5498]

Dis boy got assaulted

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

I’d also like to point out the mother gave up drinking for 3 months. Not 9 months. So Larry’s brain could still be deformed as shit.

[@brianmeans5965]

because he was born with 5 o'clock shadow and butt hair.

[@rbreachgamer54]

i ALSO just noticed that the other "normal" baby was larry's original work partner seen in the first sad larry short with the same dance and kicking too

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

@@rbreachgamer54 yes he is the same person

[@overthinker6446]

What is more sad than sad Larry's begin ? The fact a lot of people who watched this had memories on their mind as they lived similar things

[@user-gv8ll7lj3o]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WHEN BABIES ARE BORN THEY LAUGH AND NOT CRY😂😂

[@Owy.]

I thought the heart was for love that's why she said it sucks and was expecting the pig to fall in love with him but the heart attack was much better

[@user-wu8mn9vt2s]

Yes ._.

[@palerider2143]

2:17 I love how the criminal was also legitimately concerned

[@tonyg7185]

Lmao fr. when he said I can’t go to jail I thought he was gonna dip but he stayed and called the ambulance

[@shayn_3248]

The hero technically killed himself

[@theidioticsot5283]

Uno reverse

[@qr8_reptile31]

Why is no one talking about the fact that the hero was literally gonna shoot the criminal

[@Spacebugg]

plot twist: hero planned this to make criminal feel bad

[@hellhog7368]

god imagine if magneto went through the same thing as Mr. Magnet

[@jacquelinecorliss4730]

“I know its gonna be beautiful and have your eyes” Her eyes:⚫️👄⚫️

[@jossyrancher8289]

Damn sad Larry’s parents hated him as soon he was born that’s cold

[@analogsunrise-]

well

[@cascas9656]

I neVer Saw a bAby cry beFore.

[@donovanroundtree524]

@@cascas9656 usally they are happy to be born

[@donovanroundtree524]

@@cascas9656 ?

[@thatboylj1472]

Well he was crying for no reason at all

[@ToiletLatte]

"Fire attack! "Earth attack!" "Wind attack!" "Heart attack" wait a second

[@The_Milkman0]

Lol

[@bagelcrisp]

69 likes

[@monstergamer1376]

'' Hit him harder''😂

[@gretel8986]

just realized that "that other baby" from 'sad larry begins' was the tie guy from 'sad larry's day off' e: and the same dancin' guy from 'sad larry'

[@pizza4stagioni]

03:57 Arash: What is my gift Mother Earth? Mother Earth: Mmm, Monkey

[@marlikbudvergard]

Yes

[@marlikbudvergard]

Mother earth: now you get heart attack

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

Yeah that’s what the video says

[@danielgorzel7222]

*möñķý*

[@niedless6826]

Master Oogway, you saved me! Why?

[@escapeplan5414]

STOP KILLING HIM Me: hes still alive

[@escapeplan5414]

@h lord so what? i cant have a tf2 pfp? i have to have a toad pfp?

[@palanisamy820]

His not hes

[@weirdvibes1729]

@@palanisamy820 is that a joke?

[@unknownuser8454]

Ur fked up

[@escapeplan5414]

@@unknownuser8454 always have been

[@Hellolol_1]

Let's just not notice that he's born with a blue blanket around him..

[@wyattjyoung853]

You can see the doctor grab it

[@poligaun786]

You could see the doctor put it on the baby.

[@lowHpPanic]

"HEART ATTACK" was the bomb XDD

[@starry4934]

sometimes i wonder what the writers at Explosm are on. whatever it is, keep doing it. (edit: yeah, i get it. it’s cyanide.)

[@BJ-pu3pg]

Haha lmao

[@milkman2392]

Whatever it is I want some

[@delta7885]

I want it too

[@realestace2446]

Definitely acid 😂😂😂😂

[@burakadas386]

They high

[@stupidvideos1449]

"I've never seen a baby cry before"

[@yahboys869]

Tomska

[@faithdaniels1019]

@Adnan Yusuf that's what they said in the video

[@AdityaSharma-uv9en]

Womb to tomb

[@mlheevenz]

Dat means they all ded

[@thethunderbirddirtcar_5718]

“My car has a face like me and its too long to turn corners”🤣

[@ChineduOpara]

"I coulda done cumulolingus" -- that finished me 😂

[@mmt8951]

Your power is... M O N K E

[@cly7894]

Return to monke

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

Monke flip

[@MarsMakes]

reject humanity. return to m o n k e

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

𝙢𝙢𝙢 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

We're banana

[@fakenio242]

It’s a boy: yay It’s a girl: yay It’s sad Larry: LARRY COME ON STOP CRYING IM IN MORE PAIN THEN YOU

[@RucaDoo]

XD

[@TheRandomizerYT]

1:39 "I HATE GODDAMN MARGARITA" All's fun and games, but one more word and you'll be annialated for good.

[@Meeshilin_Man]

She said "I need a goddamn margarita"

[@Meeshilin_Man]

She said "I need a goddamn margarita"

[@ItsMeThePerhaps]

“No more just us, now it just me” -John Batman

[@rexjolles]

"Do you know how long I gave up drinking to grow you? 3 months!" *Pregnancy is 9 months* _hold up_

[@JonSon-hq7gi]

10 months but we go with that

[@jacedewalt5829]

Ridding

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙪𝙥

[@lisahasselt6704]

@@JonSon-hq7gi true! Between 37 weeks (like 9 months and a quarter) and 42 weeks (like 10,5 months)

[@oracle8802]

*lets back that up*

[@yeonjoonhong9833]

Waltr: Dating Simplified *Disclaimer: Includes cheating*

[@DualityXIdiocy]

That’s Walter premium

[@masterjmv2374]

What the hell, walter!? Walter!!! Yeah we're a angry mob!!! Get back here, walter! He's within 50 feet of our location. Keep searching! We're gonna break his heart!!!!

[@masterjmv2374]

I recognized one of the women in one of the previous shorts called confession. Doug told philomena that he's an alcoholic and she spotted out her drink and he drank it up!😂😂😂😂

[@naanerichemond8983]

" I never said it was exclusive... thats waltr premium" xD had me DEAD

[@nicholasbrewerjr6762]

The heart attack one I couldn't breathe and it felt like I was dying it was so funny

[@humzaakhtar9208]

Neither could he

[@trashmammal9203]

"I've got a car with my face on it, and it's too long to turn corners"

[@scpfoundation2040]

That line always makes me laugh

[@dudeblizt6350]

Lol

[@softwet6393]

I don't get it :(

[@scpfoundation2040]

@@softwet6393 John Batman says it to Dan sooperman

[@softwet6393]

@@scpfoundation2040 Please go into detail.

[@tastyjason4136]

what if arash could give other people heart attacks

[@man-spider8365]

From what I heard the heart ring is actually broken and more powerful than the others I just don’t know what it does

[@imhobii2807]

new kira alert

[@josephsherman5288]

Just like the CIA... or.. McDonald’s.

[@themrlupo3591]

"why did Kyle get fire, and I got a diabetic monkey?" BEST LINE EVER! 🤣🤣🤣

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

So that's why Larry is the way he is, poor man.

[@dereklai6759]

"Fire, Earth, Air, m o n k e"

[@busterji2229]

*monke

[@busterji2229]

You actually edited it to monke you fucking legend

[@dereklai6759]

@@busterji2229 lmao

[@begula5281]

Diabetic monke*

[@krispiestkorn]

This show makes me smile ..but it also makes me scared of the people at Explosm Entertainment

[@creamycrappy9372]

@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB Stfu

[@corbinfisher3246]

same

[@XxVoidxX]

me 2

[@sylvrwolflol]

I don’t know whether I should be more scared that they come up with these or that I get what they’re thinking.

[@chrisdudedurian1305]

Good to see another among us pfp

[@jcrmarc2037]

I love the way he says "goodbye"

[@margaretgriggs8656]

The mr. magnet one was so wild but absolutely amazin’

[@therealfunni4272]

Baby at the start of the video: *literally crying* Captions: [Applause]

[@axellynx4473]

Fire attack🔥 Earth attack🌲 Wind attack🌬️ Heart attack💔 I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hxtredissasin7300]

Me too 😂🤣

[@dylanwhiteside2095]

That Mr. Magnet made me cry laughing

[@connormahoney6684]

I have now watched every single cyanide and happiness compilation

[@bearlyalive9669]

Baby Larry literally grew ass hair and a beard as soon as he was born, now that's my son

[@coolswagger69]

“Fire Attack” “Earth Attack” “Wind Attack” ... “Heart Attack” HOLD UP-

[@krisk4114]

Wait his power was only to give that super dude his heart not use it in powers

[@arearea5028]

That guy from Death Note: *HEAVY* *BREATHING*

[@kirielvids]

"My car has a face like me and is too long to turn corners." Oh John Battman. You are the hero we deserve.

[@chrissydecker6793]

Globe-O Rangers at 3:16, reminded me of The Jewel Kingdom book series when I was a little kid.

[@barbarawolfe68]

Henlo

[@jetsmile3440]

"Heart Attack" - this made my boring working day. Thx!)

[@nicholaselliott4439]

Lol

[@resol_beats]

😂

[@toiletcookie6784]

Same XDDDD

[@jargyropoulou4788]

Hahaha same🤣

[@thefunniestname8326]

Lol

[@oggermcduckling3274]

"my car has my face on it and it's too long to turn corners" John Battman

[@RedNightDragon1]

Let's acknowledge what a phenomenal guitarist Ben Governale is. C & H wouldn't be the same without his blistering solos.

[@musclechicken9036]

Me magnet was probably one of my favorite shorts of all time!

[@danielwisell3836]

“I have a car with my face on it that’s too long to turn corners”

[@AyangStudios]

I wanna see happy Larry. (Sad Larry's long lost brother)

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

Given that we just got a new "sad Larry" with a cloud dad, I wouldn't hope for anything "happy" anytime soon.

[@dontmindme5879]

Definitely would be his sister lol

[@treshkun6257]

@@dontmindme5879 I mind you

[@creeperqueen1805]

Anybody else just want to like... hug him?

[@treshkun6257]

@@creeperqueen1805 I dont

[@masterjmv2374]

I laughed when Kyle,jabari,and ayumi summoned general globe without his heart and he died instantly because arash didn't give the hero his heart due to having a heart attack

[@bruhmoment-nt5bp]

"Heart attack!" LMFAO

[@aadiseh1597]

“Do I have to get sugar-free bananas?” Oh lord do not

[@aadiseh1597]

@@Joojins I literally don’t even know

[@lemondubs]

I lost it when he said “heart attack”

[@omegergames7176]

Walter seems like a really fun guy to be around

[@masterjmv2374]

Wait till he steals your girlfriend or boyfriend, depending on how he's associating with people using waltr

[@MrTHD]

Seen it coming from a mile away and it made me laugh

[@super_bakon7238]

Mr. Magnet was almost a good superhero. He had a neat power and puns. If only he hadn't ATTRACTED death, he could've teamed up with Shark Rad

[@sirguinea3513]

But Shark Rad is such a loser!

[@lucylucy1219]

Cool pfp

[@lucylucy1219]

@@suspect3633 LMAO

[@yakone-lh6qr]

"they're usually happy to be alive" lmao

[@DOGZZZZZD]

5:59 "heart attack" gets an gert attack, bro took that seriously

[@caracamaioni4797]

The first child versus the middle child 4:30

[@bitchiro2478]

"My car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners" Favorite line no doubt

[@gloomyistight]

Nobody: Arash: my power is *M O N K E*

[@theflamingl3662]

Imagine him mastering his power and able to stop in the beast Titan

[@theflamingl3662]

summon*

[@neto7651]

Every time he summon his monke, he should say " HMMMM MONKE"

[@pumpkinfriend2220]

R E T U R N T O M O N K E

[@demiurge5463]

DIABATIC M O N K E

[@ashsharp2052]

My god! I needed this so bad 😂

[@Darkmatter105]

The captain planet ones are hilarious. They always tried to make heart seem like the one that kept them all together but we all knew it sucked lol.

[@dustinmarttidajoyaagulay1106]

"Earth" "Water" "Fire" "Mmm monke" Long ago the 4 nations lived in harmony, but then everything changed when the diabetes nation attack

[@drloveakalovexpert6080]

*wind

[@leetlebob8203]

But everything changed when the heart attacked

[@kwocci3049]

@@drloveakalovexpert6080 r/wooosh

[@kwocci3049]

@Dream is a Clown the wooosh-er that wooosh-ed the wooosh-er just got wooosh-ed lol.

[@kwocci3049]

@Dream is a Clown "Only r/wooosh if you mean it"

[@Saintbow]

"Keep hitting him!" That's proper parenting!

[@Nanuks_Fun_Zone]

Sounds like my parents

[@I_killed_that_beard_guy]

That's the formula of old gen South Asian Parents Mine are one of them

[@hotdawg1176]

Can you please not joke about this sort of stuff...?😔😔 some people actually have to go through this and that includes me..

[@nunu_anime3058]

@@hotdawg1176 Oh God, is that true? If they are actually hurting you physically, you have to go for help. Even if you're still a child, you have the right to live a life without pain!! That's a basic human right!! Speak with your best friend or go to the police. That's not how parents should treat their children! I know it's easy for me to say that as someone who doesn't have such circumstances at home. But trust me, if you're doing nothing about this, it will not get better. I wish you luck and succes for now and for your future.

[@toadfrommario943]

@@hotdawg1176 if you can’t handle jokes you shouldn’t be on this channel. And I go through it too so I’m not trying to be rude

[@CPCS]

He protect He attac But most importantly he gets da heart attac

[@RealMiia]

I know its supposed to be dark comedy. But i still feel very sad about Larry

[@goofybutserious4807]

Damn they've been kicking food to Larry's face since he was a baby. It's about time he has to stand up before it happens again.

[@cardozafamily7470]

That gender reveal one is possibly the darkest one I’ve seen yet

[@delete---7593]

Sorry but what the mean I didn't get it.

[@milbryj.5724]

HoshinoOtakuu98 the blue deflated balloon meant it was a boy but it was a miscarriage

[@wheresstrelok2187]

Yea...that took me a minute to get

[@epicfail3167]

Never watch "Sad ending" then

[@mianguyen6851]

@@milbryj.5724 WHYYYYY???

[@jdinesprit]

Dude the first one killed me lmao💀

[@ZeTeacher1997]

Oh please more of John batman and his friends.... this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pryzm1698]

“Shouldn’t have have lasagne for breakfast” 🤨

[@ahsangamer2745]

YA WHATS WEIRD ABOUT THAT 🤣

[@oracle8802]

Garfield: 👁👅👁

[@Eternallyrix]

Bruh.....The heart attack part was the greatest The irony....lmao

[@deesmoove3198]

My dumbass u got me😭😭

[@dudeblizt6350]

Lol

[@meettheinmans7175]

@@deesmoove3198 tf u mean

[@---yd1vk]

@@meettheinmans7175 I think he means the read more

[@thatcherridings8388]

Not sure that's irony bro

[@svs6828]

1:10 Diagnosed with depression as a baby

[@nocloutchasersundermywatch]

"I could have done "cumulalingus"" lmaooooooo