Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #9 REACTION!!!

In today's Episode of Couples Reacts we react to Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #9 and ted bear has to be the most savage character in their shorts lol
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[@NoctemAeternusMusic]

I love how she cried out “NOOOOO” louder for the goat than the baby 😂😂

[@themandalorian5061]

True however the goat looked cuter but your right its also sad for both

[@indianathe3rd742]

That's actually a lamb

[@anthonyjrchavezjr302]

Fuckin shit

[@tonymartin1265]

Ayeee 2020 listeners

[@bruce2575]

22:15 I died when she was saying : yeah there are real bena ... She just stopped and looked at the screen 😂

[@kheymaurasweat2840]

LMAO Dwayne "OH HELL NO" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@albertsstuffkeyboardlamber1798]

Fr lmao 😂

[@murdercrew2122]

Kheymaura Tyliah Sweat lmao

[@bryancarmona2536]

Kheymaura Tyliah Sweat 22:20 (kevin hart meme) No, she wasnt ready

[@shagasupreme8413]

22:21 Dwayne's face is saying it all 🤣🤣🤣

[@WatanabeShirai]

"...Banana slugs are real..." Legend says she never talked again!!!

[@typea5426]

Watanabe Shirai but they are

[@kjcool003]

@@typea5426 are you serious

[@typea5426]

@@kjcool003 YES COMPLETELY SERIOUS

[@kjcool003]

@@typea5426 ok

[@menmauzumaki6804]

Watanabe Shirai yes

[@zahnisylvester-stewart9804]

Dwyane and Jasmine see the baby Jasmine: Gasp Mother: Timothy, who'd you get in there Mother takes away the baby Jasmine: Oh thank you jes- Mother puts a baby goat on the table Jasmine: OH NO!

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

Zahni Sylvester-Stewart so you watched the video to?

[@noonehere._.4128]

Oof

[@dudeinthebackground3998]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@itsozzy1378]

@@tieflingcorpse9817 *too

[@Jay_Park_]

I hated that part, it was terrifying

[@mellisa5492]

“i was about to say your favorite food, but nevermind” IN TEARS 😂😂😂😂

[@antwoneusher2109]

Mellisa i

[@nightwolf6799]

Antwone Usher smh

[@eyelessjackcreepypasta6612]

Wtf Satan you died

[@catfighter3658]

Źź

[@maverickmondala4845]

22:21 the way dwayne gives that look then proceeds to lick his lips i’m so dead😂😂😂

[@jordona09]

It’s 22:26

[@aaliyahthetrash8649]

HAHAHAH XD

[@Lordy-Lord]

@@jordona09 OMG THANKS! It's not like I could've waited 5 more fucking seconds before it actually happened!

[@jinx5673]

IAm DaBest why are you mad

[@Lordy-Lord]

@@jinx5673 Why was I mad 2 weeks ago, I don't know. Why the hell are you asking 2 weeks later, I don't know.

[@JANNLEE-vg4ct]

Dwayne when the family brought out that knife he was like OH HELL NAAAOOOWWWWOOOOOAAAAAAA

[@jamarionreactions4124]

25:57 "who the hell are you talking to" I laugh at that one

[@Mike.325]

Same🤣🤣

[@tcg1_qc]

and the "shut the fuck up"

[@Grandma_Lovesme]

@@tcg1_qc no

[@FreshPrincex4]

Me whenever I hear someone talking to themselves

[@pelegm3353]

02:07 omg i died !!!!! Its so catchy🤣🤣🤣🤣❣️

[@gonfuckinkillmyself911]

Ikr

[@chk6410]

GONNA MASTERBAEE-

[@saiyansgreat8935]

I liked that song actually

[@justinleak2267]

🎵*Gonna do something naughty*

[@ordinary_hooper.1544]

Sooo tru I was singing it too

[@T_theTrain]

Jasmine: Yeah, banana slugs are reeaaal... 22:20 Jasmine (in her mind): Now I wish they weren't.

[@theburningphoenix8211]

6:18 love that self censoring

[@AZUREPHOENIX777]

"and then Satan himself came" Yeah...and then he came again upstairs.

[@natayaholmes1765]

😂

[@Steve_8]

Lol smart

[@N0BodyKn0ws18]

Ayeee

[@twistedgabriel4774]

*Spectral Jokerツシ ....what do you think*

[@shaylaw9894]

Call me out or not but have u seen the comic satan? The original *sexy satan* welp he came up from hell now he’s just plain

[@xhazza_louehx6099]

Can I just say that I love that they actually got upset when the girl said "hell no" when the guy showed his dads.

[@alexproskin6152]

xhazza_louehx ya my brother gay

[@aydian8314]

Gay people are amazing

[@johnbailey5835]

@@aydian8314 thnx :-)

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

Your bar of standards on others is set pretty low if you're impressed by someone being bothered by flagrant hypocrisy.

[@xp8343]

@@aydian8314 No

[@trinityw3169]

When Dwayne said “oh hell no” to the goat sacrificing one I lost it 😂😂😂

[@MajinErick]

3:25 I almost choked on this cough drop. lol

[@brittanybrown9936]

Ted bear: there's no such thing as a banana slug Jasmine: yes there is Dwayne: oh it's such thing Jasmine: yeah banana slugs are reaaaallll Her face when she saw hat happened next omg lmao I watched that part like 26 times

[@AHT_Heezie]

yall nasty but same LOL

[@elmermata1737]

Inr

[@naomimosby5575]

I’m confused

[@WeezBaybee]

Banana slugs are real dummy

[@crispydonut_0]

Zoro uchina you softie

[@roccomartinez6369]

Jazz:Banana slugs are real! Dwayne:Oh their are. Jazz:Yea banana slugs are reaaaaaa.........

[@jellybeans7372]

26:05 omg that end credits is so funny

[@petiteangelcake5275]

22:28 Jasmine looks scarred 🤣

[@casper_raine]

That Ted Bear ending gets me everytime

[@coawperation]

In the marriage therapy one, it's quite sad with a happy ending, it may seem like it doesn't make sense, but this is my theory on what it means When the therapist gives them the puppet, they talk bout all the things they feel, it goes on and on, like inception, near the end when they all died from old age signified that they can spend their entire life arguing about their problems, when they hug is when they found that out, that there is more ways other than divorce.

[@christianhogue8799]

I wish the couples of America would understand that concept. People just give up so easily.

[@calamari.jaksun8914]

@@christianhogue8799 or just couples in general.

[@koseimari2949]

2:04 was perfect timing for jazzes reaction

[@austinmasoni2067]

The part where he went back home I felt like I was looking in a mirror of assholishness

[@T_theTrain]

I like how Dwyane smiles at a lot of the (ahem) nasty stuff, but Jasmine is just in shock.

[@mugrungo]

"hoh mah gowd, they're sacrificing chickens" - dwayne XD

[@isaiahmiles5879]

ted bear went 0 to 100 real quick!

[@sumdude9836]

He knows how to survive in nature and city

[@thefoundingfatherofmemes2527]

@Honey Villanueva what?

[@Linator4]

The “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” parody at the end lmao

[@Mike.325]

22:30 the way jazz kept looking at the camera killed me🤣🤣💀💀

[@chuchumanboop1124]

OMG ......there sacrificing chickens........😂😂😂The way he said it😂😂😂

[@anna-jv9li]

When ted bear shook his butt the second time it was hilarious😂

[@picklestunes1970]

"banana slugs are reaaalll" 😂

[@michael-ryandecosta506]

I laughed for 15 minutes after seeing her face at that part.

[@KM-lc6hj]

It is though lol

[@zproductionshallado9215]

Yup they are

[@danielmoritz4556]

@@zproductionshallado9215 exactly

[@marcushooper5844]

True

[@snakebros5424]

3:40 Dwayne almost curses

[@zionzion9371]

He said way more then hell on this channel and on camera

[@jeffsmith3422]

4:32 I don't know why I find his reaction so funny

[@jhonsmith3056]

SAME

[@stopthecapp3067]

ted bear twerked on the camera man lmao

[@FastestBanneker_student]

floyd_fym he became a rattle snake

[@chadhunter411]

Technically

[@dutchsbeardisvandertrimmed1274]

Edward Kenway shaky snake*

[@DwayneNJazz]

We love these compilations and this is a long one so go ahead and get your snacks ready lol

[@YeLiRSlLiB]

Omg yes finally!!! I've been waiting for a #9 Compilation. Yay, keep making awesome reactions lol

[@latashawilliams7976]

Dwayne N Jazz can u reaction to the eung freestyle remix

[@AvrXboxGenji]

Dwayne N Jazz Y'all is lit! Instagram: @calvin_lit_af Follow me everybody that sees this please!

[@tee8776]

i did

[@24gentlk]

Dwayne N Jazz 2017 is here

[@jrm2694]

"Im Hurricane Ted. Im category 5. Also known as the dung beetle running this shit"🔥🔥🔥 BARS!!

[@sumdude9836]

Ted bear is a GOD he can literally survive in every situation posible

[@MemeLord-ht2hy]

Pretty sure he died in one episode, due to a beartrap to the skull

[@MrMemelord00]

when Ted said there's no such thing as a banana slug he meant an actual slug mixed with a banana

[@thebaneofbatman8245]

@Mr. Meme I think the jokes is that he says animals that aren't real are and calls real animals different things so he says something thats actually real is not

[@jassiiij]

22:21-22:34 Jazz's face lmao

[@iloveextrovertedboys]

Jassii J Sameeeeee

[@monkeythebin3756]

Jassii J 14:23 nazi on his sole

[@resiproinc]

4:48 lol I recognize that saying from Chucky, the mother in the video XD

[@marcosfranco1815]

22:21 reeeeaall *thinking: Ommmmggggggg" X'DDD

[@peanutb4205]

Omg I laughed when the dirty prince was singing. 😂 😂

[@sasuke12241994]

the mom was chanting chuckys chant XD

[@Scrimpyhook]

So I wasn't the only one who realized AB DU JABALL GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU

[@tobias6188]

A du deb be dembella give me the power I beg of you

[@twistedgabriel4774]

*19:49** random guy:and he will forever be-* *^ted bear bursts out of his corpse^* *me:A XENOMORPH!?!?!*

[@starphobia08]

Dwayne and Jazz’s reaction on the princess one was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tiffanymone8033]

“Hello there Billy”😂😂💀 Ted Bear shaking his butt had me dying😭😭💀

[@dylanmorais8502]

Jazz is so pretty in this vid

[@DwayneNJazz]

aww thank you! - jasmine

[@dylanmorais8502]

Dwayne N Jazz my life is complete

[@akabella6317]

Dylan Morais she's pretty in every vid 😍

[@heimeriklein7901]

That is true.

[@nature_fiend777]

Dylan Morais she is in every vid

[@HASH562]

Omg I’m sure everyone died with jasmines reaction after she said banana slugs are real 😂

[@jaydaoneplug7217]

I laughed so hard, she looked at us like she mad at us for making them react to this tho!!😂😂😂

[@chrisrj9871]

23:17 - She identifies as a basketball!

[@semanticdrool6432]

Satan no prob....gay?! That's an outrage!!! Lol

[@tamamisaki_0320]

Christopher Kidder same

[@SlasherHorrorMovies1]

@@miizuan no its not a sin

[@SlasherHorrorMovies1]

@@miizuan the bible doesnt dis homosexuality it dises premarital sex

[@nasirwright2184]

Jokes not funny drew wilson

[@helloguytie8375]

@@SlasherHorrorMovies1 Not true. Homosexuality was among some of the main reasons God instructed the Israelites to destroy peoples.

[@qwondodadon9326]

22:21 Jazmine what was that why did you sound like you got hit with a slo-mo dart?! and why did you look so interested?!😂😂

[@nisarojas2869]

john quentin she was a bit shocked 😂

[@DeterminedDesmo]

Lmao

[@RBatman5000]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@megagamingrayquaza7137]

It's that thing when there saying something and something weird happens and then they talk slow

[@RitchieVevo]

She didn't answer XD

[@dianitedaemon5310]

I always love their reaction at around 6:15

[@xDiime]

14:13 who else saw it 🤣

[@justsomebody7469]

"Oh hell no!!!" *Triggered*

[@javonnym.4279]

In 22:37 jazz face tho😂😂😂 it's so funny. I can't stop laughing.

[@danielmoritz4556]

"this is a boys party!" (sees girl in the pool) "oh"

[@uhhjaysha]

12:38 how I feel when my mom doesn’t get me wendys

[@beastyvx8718]

4:51 Me: well babe I don't know what to tell you but I got to go Evil girlfriend: please stay!!!! Me: why?!?! Evil girlfriend: for the carving today's lamb for the sacrifice to Satan Me: (leaves house) Me: (in my head) the devil is a liar!!!!!

[@Darvukia]

Rodri smith only if u had one

[@yeeyee4538]

notice how she did the chucky chant, ADE DUE DEMBELLA, GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!

[@razorspenguin561]

Why would we care

[@marcuswoodland6438]

"yea, banana slugs are real... *porn music starts*😂😂😂😂

[@skyeriggins9924]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ninjamaster7113]

3:32 FBI open up!!!!

[@Anathema_009]

The voice of the knight is so Perfect and Funny at the same time. 😂 *1:36*

[@medexamtoolsdotcom]

I almost kind of feel like you're my friends, watching these with you.

[@alterr3728]

k

[@mugen3051]

That’s depressing go outside

[@theanimeplug3078]

You should know that no one gives a fuck

[@mugen3051]

cool dragon2836 😂😂😂😂😂 awwww you don’t have friends either it’s okay 😂😂😂

[@tiredkirbo423]

cool dragon2836 you should know that nobody cares about your opinion

[@kuratheartist6014]

is it just me or does dwayne look like marcus from watch dogs 2

[@damanimorris5252]

21:26 I’m done 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drasensherman2835]

23:34 Ted bear wasn't playing

[@RayAkuma]

26:00 If i were him, i wouldnt do that ass shake technique there xD

[@loomlesseditz]

"Aw hell no, aw hell hell no."

[@user-zp3bs5ix6b]

22:22 Lmao

[@xclouds676]

2:17 That should've been their Faces on the Thumbnail lmao

[@kennalynn8469]

You guys make my day so much better💕💕

[@youcantseeme543]

am I the only one that finds it hilarious when Dwayne swears😂

[@ogunns9674]

24:25 we gonna find another aunt Viv *cough cough* Ted Bear.

[@youngoatnlt9765]

look at Jasmines face at the slug part 22:12

[@dmme162]

The slugs though...omg😂😂😂

[@felixgutierrez993]

6:50 I don't think because one was black because they were gay.

[@soft-wings211]

Well, interracial and gay :p

[@nisarojas2869]

Felix Gutierrez yeah, we figured

[@LMPRMusic]

Felix Gutierrez it was both

[@DigUpYourDeadGrandma]

I'm black 😡👿😡

[@mr.pigeon9314]

4:33 OH MY GOAH THEY’RE SACRIFICING CHICKENS.

[@doublejace]

1:23 me: waiting for that reaction while trying not to laugh.

[@HisMajestyLordColdcuts]

I was waiting on this specific reaction. I love these compilations almost as much as this channel. And I can always count on you both to brighten a otherwise rainy day.

[@marleosan]

I love how offended they actually got when the girl said "Hell no" to the boyfriend's parents. As did I, I had to pause because it made me upset that there are actually people like this. It's 2018 now. I hope that changes...Also, this is why I respect Dwanye and Jasmine so much! This is the best reaction channel I've ever seen!

[@mememan3447]

I agree. It’s a great short. It just makes me mad that this sort of stuff happens

[@CarBroke.PhoneYes]

At least the Satanists know what they are doing is bad

[@mememan3447]

@@CarBroke.PhoneYes What’s that supposed to mean?

[@CarBroke.PhoneYes]

@@mememan3447 (whistles innocently)

[@churro3710]

@@CarBroke.PhoneYes just say your homophobic

[@N0BodyKn0ws18]

I love how offended they got about the gay parents bit, makes me happy *sheds tear*

[@kennynoob4430]

The way jazz slowly puts he hand on her mouth XD 22:42

[@stanfordmatthews5886]

I absolutely love these compilations!

[@Luigiboy-mn7hq]

One of the best reaction channels yet! Keep up the work

[@N0TaB0T2O25]

The first one I just chocked from laughing and couldn’t stop!!!!!

[@lcalsky1875]

“Yeah banana slugs are re-a-a-l....”

[@sweervotheplug3064]

Dwayne I swear you look like Marcus off watch dogs

[@sweetbabyrodney]

Your reactions always cracks me up!

[@ericbrown8993]

lol jasmine reaction to the slugs gets me laughing everytime

[@stickmation6651]

4:51 did anyone here "ada dewi dembella give me the power I beg of you"from child's play

[@AliciaFoxxyFan]

JASMINE'S REACTION @ 4:28 HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR HAHAHAH

[@locsnglocks9539]

notification gang were ya at on point happy new years PLEASEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEE BEEEEE SAFEEEE LOVE YA

[@suavegaming3766]

I kept watching 23:46 repeatedly L M *A* O

[@smeelaw2453]

TheAmbushedMilk XD T’y for the replay button

[@Anonymous_1827]

26:26 teddy bear + jail = Ted is king. Math suckers

[@ultimatemaster5725]

22:29 Jasmine face thought

[@sunshinelindsey8845]

i love it thanks guys this is funny i can't stop laughing a longer time. xD

[@fex959]

At 6:00 you can see the dad walk onto the stairs then ONTO THE WALLS!!! XD😂😂

[@protectwyd]

Looking back at this in 2019.... Y'all grew so much

[@chloehalls1893]

the sheep didn't want to die so it traded places with the baby that's y I had on baby clothes. lol

[@justpick0ne519]

18:51 thats the guy from the movie theater and the women from the scary movie!

[@mikailthomas1466]

"Oh thank you Je-No No!"

[@tord_the4th437]

OML I couldn’t stop laughing at the part of the prince showing up while your reactions made me laugh so hard