Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - The C&H Spooktacular

[@khukri_wielderxxx1962]

"Why can't he feel my beatings of justice!" C&H, never change

[@bashubiswas4495]

Stop Resisting !

[@jessicaracine8339]

@@bashubiswas4495 of ppp fsjsgsjsgsshd a

[@comradejux]

i think this purp isn't really here

[@misspanda346]

That's never gets old..

[@TheForgottenTainted]

@@jessicaracine8339 stroke?

[@snapple1]

Monkey paw guy actually just hacked the wish system entirely

[@NobodyC13]

I don't know how that could be a boon considering a monkey's paw is designed to cosmically screw you over with your wish.

[@absolutepineapple4115]

@@NobodyC13 well in the scene he kinda got what he wanted not to the degree of other stories so these monkey paws are much safer wish granting tools

[@azonprdcr4267]

@@absolutepineapple4115 he can probably learn how to avoid bad wishes if he wishes enough

[@RuralTowner]

@@azonprdcr4267 Or be VERY VERY VERY careful & PRECISE with wording...

[@kellynolen498]

@@RuralTowner it's a fool's errand the only way to get a good wish is to be on good terms with the wish granter just consider this even if you go by the letter of the word communication is based off of mutual understanding who said your wish is interpreted in your language the best example of this are demon contracts where if you truly want to not be fucked over you have to argue and define what every word means in the contract (and of course never use his paper on account of clauses written in invisible inks or in Braille or microscopic text the only loophole possible is to pick a benevolent arbitrator and forbidding any ways to influence them hopefully angles or your gods real in this case

[@psean95]

I’ve seen all of these episodes for more than a few times each, but i have zero problem watching them again and enjoying them

[@Dragoninja26]

same here

[@ComicalRealm]

I like how the other guy just willingly gave up his life to arrest a perpetrator

[@gianttacogod]

Work life>actual life

[@Bigrignohio]

"Arrest".

[@CristianR17.]

I mean he killed the other cop so not many choices left..

[@Niever]

I think you mean give beatings of justice.

[@roronoazoro8626]

@@Bigrignohio huh?

[@konczi5794]

I saw ghostcops a hundred times but I just realized now that their copcar is the same as the ghostbusters car

[@usedtobebigchungus6913]

** -- ghostbusters™️

[@melaniemacwilliam8541]

The ecto 1 is a 1959 cadilac ambulance. The ghost cops car looks more like a station wagon from the 60s

[@legomangamesnetwork1151]

@@melaniemacwilliam8541 1957 Nomad but yes

[@DemonAltAlt]

ghostcopsters

[@Terrakinetic]

1:30 Seeing them wipe that smug disinterested grin off that ghost always makes my day.

[@philip1557]

Notice how the Monkey paw didn't take that LITERALY. "I wish for your freedom" "Ok from now on you are as free as I am. All you can do is whatever others ask of you."

[@tristenmoor7831]

The guy capturing the town of monkeypaws WAS the monkey’s paw catch!

[@Mikakarot23]

That hell one blows my mind. That is a crazy creative hell

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Winston the worm episode got me

[@jonthedddking6527]

"You're not a Medium you're an extra large" I died laughing

[@DarthTwilight]

Watch out for the ghost cops.

[@chillmushroom6016]

Love how the guy just turn into a candle for no reason

[@FrappyNoob]

I think it was kind of metaphorical like he was gonna burn like a candle

[@benjaminstevens4468]

Candles also die in fires.

[@CassietheReal]

Holy shit the kid from The Funeral looks the same as the one from Final Words. Imagine being a kid and having your grandpa telling you there's nothing after death and then at his funeral everyone thinks you're going to die next, fucking gold

[@Nofelon-]

That’s because he is are u stupid or just straight up slow

[@sashaenglebert]

@@Nofelon- dude, get a chill pill.

[@Papa_Aaron22]

@@Nofelon- don’t be so rude

[@Nofelon-]

@@Papa_Aaron22 sorry let me let someone online tell me what to do

[@Theballs676]

Let him be guys he's obviously not gonna be around for long considering his pfp

[@Jaeywa]

0:53 bird standing on non conductive wood yet still gets shocked

[@roronoazoro8626]

The metal that connects the wood to the cage and lets it hang is conductive

[@realmacthud6768]

@@roronoazoro8626 and the wood is not conductive🤓

[@hey_how_are_ya]

If one end hit the bird and the other hit the cage then all they need is a high enough voltage to get through the wood

[@burgersauce8941]

True

[@Human_traain]

@@hey_how_are_ya now search up the amount of voltage that gun emits

[@azj_]

"Dad there's a ghost in my room!!!" "Don't worry son, I'm gonna call the Ghost Cop right away"

[@lazy_7415]

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ghost cop.

Don't worry, son. I'll get my ladder.

[@sovietflappyducklegs3664]

Your toxic babes are in position

[@burgersauce8941]

Bruh

[@shovan7039]

@ I was searching for this comment and the reply 😂

[@CosmicAggressor]

Is it just me or is this channel getting progressivley more wholesome?

[@kabeam5643]

thanks to the fact they're demonetized

[@GuyWhoDoesPushups]

I think it might be just you

[@Zapple]

The cop literally killed himself how is it wholesome? 😭

[@mememan3447]

Well, if it wasn’t, it would just be Cyanide.

[@DarthTwilight]

"Wholesome" is a bit of a stretch.

[@mactavishmods]

I love the part with "Stop Resisting"

[@melaniemills4505]

I saw the Winston the Worm video for the first time just before I had to go into surgery...thanks Cyanide and Happiness for getting me to laugh during a distressing time! 😎

[@eyranoor5569]

The episode where the guy who did fortune telling suddenly turned into a candle just made me laugh crazily, didnt expect that one coming 🤣

[@schwiizermatt2537]

Son: Daddy there is a Ghost in my room! Dad: Don't worry son, I get my ladder.

[@eueuehehew]

what is he gonna do? Hit the ghost with the ladder

[@schwiizermatt2537]

@@eueuehehew yes

[@AsifAAli]

"You're not medium, you're extra-large." 😂

[@shadyharrend9353]

What is that mean dude why he said boo

[@ArktosBears]

10:20 the only genuinely scary one

[@mihai9647]

nah they all say that

[@stepneytanker]

10:26 I always love that daily reminder

[@AeyakS]

You know, they say it's like being asleep, but it's not even true. The part that everyone thinks is death, the eternal sleep part, that's actually just your brain *going* to sleep before death. You'll never know you died, and you'll never feel what it is to be dead. Turn that logic around on itself, and you'll realize that your whole experience on Earth is just you being alive. There's only life and you don't get death in the end.

[@AeyakS]

You don't have to cherish it or enjoy life, but never fear what comes after unless you think there's a bleak, unending Tartarus He designed for you or something lol

[@bluemenace04]

The ghost cops skit will always be the best skit to me. Jesus its still funny after a few years. 🤣

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

Only 15 minutes of scary, I thought that every cyanide and happiness episode added up to more than that

[@afterlife697]

I don’t understand why the cops were so aggressive that ghost was white.

[@wisermicrobe1152]

Lol

[@robynlong6607]

🤣💀

[@danoelmucho2503]

@人形サイバー for who?

[@silver.zag80]

That’s why they missed with the gun and taser

[@DevinBoynton]

A little racist dont you think?

[@IshijimaKairo]

I really like how the old man just continues to haunt his corpse with his pal.

[@legomangamesnetwork1151]

Necromancers lmaoooo

[@justsomerandomanimefan1135]

I love how chill the guy was about being dead

[@isassasinbro]

Ghost cops could be an actual series on here... I'd love to watch it

[@sopro2543]

You're not a medium you're extra large.. 🤣🤣

[@Kiwiz71]

LOL First clip🤣 stop resisting “continues to beat him”

[@OAB179]

“Stop resisting!!”, “he’s reaching for my gun!!”

[@Iron_S]

ExplosmEntertainment, make a "Ghost Cops!!" mini series. Make it like how you did trolley Tom

[@Frankly_Amazing2000]

Father has a chance to tell his family anything and give them closure. But instead chooses to use this opportunity to insult the medium and call her fat.

[@twig9785]

physical objects go though the ghost sitting on the couch

[@cattocs]

It's counted as terrain

[@ohreally69]

Its only pretending to be sitting on it duh

[@Sonic-BOM]

This is my medicine for happiness. I always enjoy watching this all over again

[@hithereimhere4864]

and the cyanide part?

[@hederlig6294]

10:33 congrats man, you make MY BIGGEST FEAR onto a fact, thanks!

[@Autistic-Bald-Creature]

That *Personal part* part with the monkey hand got me dead.

[@NotAGeySer]

I always loved those two I always wonder who they are haunting right now Unless they are still just dragging Gabe's body around

[@justamicrowave5297]

i was gonna make a joke about monkey paw finally being able to see his children again but it actually happened lol

[@letsgame9740]

9:55 I watch the Mandalorian too much I thought you said “this is the way”

[@bikerscoutproductions1040]

The ultimate Monday mash-up and not even on a Monday

[@ShadeLatte]

1:20 oh my god.....is the same voice actor who did the tails voice in "SONIC FOR HIRE"!!!!!

[@introvart3394]

2 seconds in....4th wall broken 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@greyhunter6820]

This on a Wednesday ah we all we all need some happiness

[@muscleman5133]

It is Wednesday my dudes AAhahaahHaahahHahahaaHaaaahHa

[@flemsehod]

And cyanide ^-^

[@mr.animemystery60]

"Your not a medium, you're an extra large" 😂😂

[@gabemesa3921]

That's exactly what I always said. That if I ever had to fight a ghost, I'd just have to become a ghost myself. I mean there's always astro-projection , but Fuck it 👻

[@morgennistuff418]

Just what I needed for October, thank you C&H!

[@hoogachakahoogahooga]

I don’t like how smoothly the crystal snowglobe lady is animated compared to everything else.

[@force8918]

Whoo I love these cyanide and happiness compilations love this

[@DarkTitan1954]

The I'm dead one was the first cynade and happiness short I ever saw good times

[@cockdepartment6610]

You know You’re fucked up when even Devil feels bad for you

[@Thatmagicpanda]

Final words is my favorite 😭

[@TheStuart-of-Cosby]

Nanana Nanna. Nanna Nana Nanna ( Ghostbusters ) lol 😆

[@phoenixnorth5272]

If Winston the worm was real I'd read playboys 24/7 waiting till he showed up

[@tdsofficial2624]

4.54 don't fuck w the psychics man that shit will get you and a very bad awakening lol

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

This entire compilation is amazing. Adding to my favorites definitely🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dueceking5068]

Nananananananananan ghost cops😂😂

[@mbuguamburu08]

Ghost cops are so determined🤣🤣

[@Gemini-sn6go]

“WHY CAN’T HE FEEL MY BEATINGS OF JUSTICE!?”

[@dustinzacharias8227]

Grandpa: I hope we all can be together one day. 🥰 Also Grandpa: *NOTHING! THERES NOTHING! ITS ALL DARKNESS! NO REWARD! NO LIGHT, NO GOD, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!*

[@Joshua_Lawrence]

Can we now get a sequel to Ghost Cops? (edited) and Winston the Worm I need to know the outcome of "The Werewolf"

[@dreamtoonfamily]

Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well restedPraying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested

[@ScrumpehDrinker]

*beatings of justice* Classic Cyanide & Happiness

[@jaxsonmuxlow1491]

He doesn't knoe there was a werewolf HAHAHA

[@dizzydrawings6258]

1:32 me when I breath around a cop

[@TeaLurker]

Thank you for giving me entertainment.

[@DarthTwilight]

The sign outside of the hospital room is just amusing.

[@Black_Feather89156]

Ghost cops can be really helpful lol

[@worldofaxeltheaxolotl2882]

That part when the grandpa says darkness! Void this is the end (that’s also what I’m afraid of once I die that might happen

[@darienscott2709]

Y’all seen the first cop pat his dead corpse like good job back to work lmao

[@ianlester8705]

True friend ship is when one friend dies he trys to kill his friend so they can be together

[@Goofball49766]

This why i like the videos

[@sandiegofirbird7782]

ANOTHER GREAT VID. LETS GO BRANDON

[@domenstrmsek5625]

Not be racist

[@manowa3395]

Let's go Brandon!!

[@zachmcnamara4376]

0:08 me as a ghost

[@jamjam8722]

MoNkEy PaW tOwN That voice is so funny lol

[@lewiswilliamson3560]

To arrest a ghost it takes another ghost

[@john._.9740]

Ah yes the ghost cops

[@legomangamesnetwork1151]

Lmaooooo they be riding in the 1957 brutality mobilr

[@nicholayrichardson9668]

First time it succeeded in twisting my stomach, the grandfather dying scene.

[@stanslousk3391]

Stop resisting 😂😂😂

[@editedforprivacy207]

“There is nothing! Darkness! Just lies!” Damn gramps spoiler alert.

[@alejandrorobles1343]

At that moment.. little Billy knew he fucked up.

[@breadduck2505]

boy really went up in flames.

[@alejandrorobles1343]

Granny said bad word, granny said bad word!

[@kevinqwen221]

"STOP RESISTING"

[@koigaming406]

Who's ghost cops was a full on cartoon 😂

[@mikealalee2889]

I'm at the doctors office and this elderly women came in 30mins late and then took a grilled cheese out of her purse and nommed it in the corner till she was allowed to go back.

[@mikealalee2889]

She grimaced and mumbles grouchily to herself while she did it to.

[@jacksonlafollette9046]

Now that's what you call respecting the badge

[@soldier_boi6906]

And now the ghost cops don’t die when they crash!

[@DrTranofEvil]

‘They all do that’ yep. That’s a nurses humor 👍

[@jody024]

These shorts can get so dark, lol.

[@nitsuasiwel]

3:33 genius

[@Zapidalacz]

Oh hey it's Napstablook

[@barrettboufford4837]

I thought that worm one would be way darker

[@AsifAAli]

Monkeys don't have paws, but hands... 🤤

[@Jamlord2061]

the your gonna die next doesn’t make sense because surely that corpse was embalmed for it to be suitable for an open casket. so no blood.

[@TrashCanComputerChris]

Ghostbusters but without proton packs

[@r.daillee1034]

I never get tired of this awesome shit!

[@dreamtoonofficialchannel]

Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 🍊🍊😘

[@jacob8330]

The werewolf clip reminded me of Town of Salem.

[@source6893]

1:01 Cops when they are still beating some guy they already killed