Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - The C&H Guide to Pregnancy

Everything you need to know about pregnancy and giving birth!
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on explosm.net since 2005!
Shorts:
Protection
Pharmacy
Baby Factory
Bundle of Joy
The Delivery
Sad Larry Begins
Pregnancy
See and Say
Copycat

[@tidusmi2]

Initial thoughts: Oh, Larry was born only after 3 months of pregnancy *Realisation* Oh, his mother is horrible, got it.

[@SupHapCak]

No they got pregnant first then got married :/ it doesn’t mean she cheated.

[@tidusmi2]

@@SupHapCak the realisation is that she continued to drink for 6 months of the pregnancy.

[@evanschmitt2802]

@@SupHapCak When did they say she cheated

[@alejandrorobles1343]

@@SupHapCak you good?

[@Admiral45-10]

Contracting FAS is valid enough reason to cry and ruin the best day of your mother's life...

[@Leamax33]

Me: *types a whitty comment* Pelican: *flies in and eats my comment* Me: GOD DAMN PELICANS!!!!!!!!

[@shoresy6927]

I can see your comment. They must have spit it back out. Rubbish.

[@x3midnightsky3x]

Or it could also mean.....Shoresy was eaten by the Pelican as well. Therefore able to see Derek's comment

[@Spiketrooper]

Fairly sure there is no H in witty

[@randomlol-ya3063]

Ah don worry i| And i can even| Wait... Someo| GODDAMN PE|

[@randomlol-ya3063]

They steal my half of comment

[@Sinfulpapaya]

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that baby larry already had ass hair? 6:59

[@killerwaspy1303]

And a 5 o'clock shadow

[@musa071]

Yoo xd

[@g0bas535]

and a barely visible beard

[@garbage69]

lMAo

[@TygerHillis]

Yes

[@sergentboucherie]

Fun fact, if you buy condoms and one break making the woman pregnant, if you bring the baby to the pharmacy before the condom’s expiration date they have to refund the condoms AND take care of the baby. That’s how they get their staff.

[@SolaTheUnknown]

im not sure if its true or not so im gonna let people discuss this when they"l'll answer

[@njalsand133]

heh

[@lukass9595]

@@SolaTheUnknown It's true, that's how I got rid of mine. I even got a free condom along with it! If you're smart, you can get free condoms for life

[@Tormonir]

You got it wrong its not the pharmacy but the producer who is responcible

[@SolaTheUnknown]

@@MrYitzhak guess bring the used condom to them and smack them in the face with it

[@marekpizdziwsko8861]

"Goddamn Pelicans!"- literally everyone here

[@DanDCool]

Its kinda cringe The Like line

[@joocXD]

Je ne peux pas expliquer

[@DanDCool]

@@joocXD 😳 Parappa the rapper

[@Ragetiger1]

*is busy feeding babies to the pelicans* Nope, still hungry. Pelicans got to eat too. HAHAHA

[@Oddpistachio1]

@@AxxLAfriku Oh, yes. You will be the #1 comedian in the world. *Sarcasm*

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

The Pharmacy has to be one of my favorite of all C&H videos. The days of playing Street Fighter II with my brothers on the SNES...what good times.

[@thetraveler4493]

her screaming like blanka at the end tho. savage

[@drsmallz4680]

If u think dat is ur fav u never watched the make a wish foundation one

[@soarwing52]

The roar is just perfect!

[@pwuk]

not actual gameplay footage

[@YouAreASadStrangeMan]

Part 2 they make up

[@vikinglife6316]

My favorite is the phantom pregnancy. I dont think Ive seen a scene quite like that in any movie thus far. Pretty genius.

[@jeremykalhok7324]

i don't understand that one

[@thaddeus1570]

@@jeremykalhok7324 neither do i. could anyone explain

[@berryrose8474]

She was the phantom and so was everything else.

[@thaddeus1570]

@@berryrose8474 Ah I see. Thanks for the explanation. Pretty creepy for a C&H episode

[@pugc5294]

@@jeremykalhok7324 yeah me neither

[@gundamdetractor337]

10:57 "You may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting!"

[@vikinglife6316]

Martin: Im outfarting your outsmarting.

[@alexterra2626]

@@vikinglife6316 IT WAS ONE TIME!!

[@kiwimations2053]

​@@alexterra2626I HAVE PROOF RIGHT HEEEERE

[@arothmanmusic]

“Protection” is the cartoon that introduced me to C&H and hooked me forever.

[@masterjmv2374]

Footsteps is the first video I ever watched on c&h and that got me interested in their shorts

[@zenny4417]

same

[@AnupomAG]

I suddenly feel very depressed imagining myself in sad Larry's place. I can't believe I'm actually feeling sad watching a C&H video. Poor Larry

[@pohfsvcncr]

Want to feel wholesome when watching a C&H video (also not that common)? Then watch the three "Tiny Style" videos - I like them so much!

[@skz5k2]

C&H: First the Cyanide, then the Happiness

[@vikinglife6316]

That just shows you still have your humanity. Feeling bad for things you should is a good thing, a reminder you still have a heart especially when the world is getting less compassionate.

[@vikinglife6316]

@@skz5k2 Great observation

[@ArbitraryEverything]

That's the cyanide

[@KodiakKetchup]

Fun Fact, the Pelican one is actually realistically accurate. Pelicans will eat ANYTHING that can fit down their throat, even other pigeons/ducks.

[@tonyacatlett3683]

So if you made a giant pelican and you had it remote control just for the movement part of the legs then could you basically have a remote controlled giant vacuum that could actually eat anything

[@KodiakKetchup]

@@tonyacatlett3683 Anything living, yes.

[@masterjmv2374]

Goddamn pelicans!

[@xD00TD00Tx]

I’ve seen that happen with a seagull where it swallowed a rabbit whole. Fucking terrifying.

[@popenieafantome9527]

@@xD00TD00Tx saw that video. Rabbit was so large compared to seagull, it ended up looking like a penguin once it was done eating,

[@kirtemoon529]

“The Delivery” is hysterical enough by itself, but it gets, like, infinitely funnier when you realize that presidents are referred to as ‘President [last name here] which makes that couple’s last name be Mr. and Mrs. Baby.

[@helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo]

Fun fact: these videos makes our days better

[@vindovilles3419]

That Larry episode did NOT make my day better

[@drharoldpontiffcoomer]

@@vindovilles3419, "our" isn't a synonym for everyone.

[@helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo]

@@heheskibidi6885 hi

[@phoenixc6812]

Is your plan to sell your channel because you hit 15k subs already

[@Yboude]

When did you start the challenge of 15k ?

[@Sifflkek]

So sad Larry was given birth by tired Marry and angry Barry!

[@drharoldpontiffcoomer]

Marry?

[@Sifflkek]

@@drharoldpontiffcoomer It had to be a "rr"

[@RITD_Vortex]

And no grandparents, Sherry and Terry. And where is uncle Jerry

[@Sifflkek]

@@RITD_Vortex You totally forgot about cousin Harry...

[@t-dogtyler3626]

@@Sifflkek Don't forget Aunt Karry

[@mwelite1706]

9 Months is worth it for this!

[@blaizeann]

Not to Sad Larry

[@peebodyboo2134]

Oh I see

[@sarieliramospio7373]

Hvcfghyhtdedl Yo también te

[@Southsandwichisland59]

Oh so that’s how I became stupid I was punched too much by the other unborn child

[@snackboxone364]

Not to kids smh

[@trinnn3501]

The new fetus fighter alpha 2 gameplay looks great! Can’t wait for full release

[@Hikaru0kamiki]

Can't wait to see the master of birth known as miss kuma and her deadly shun goku birthu!!!

[@jojos3935]

He What you want. I think you should be able to make some good friends just don't know how old they are, and what they are. o.

[@ronaemariealbert1371]

Hi

[@ednasantossilva3176]

EU MARIA CECILIA.

[@adriennecokley2007]

Def I VT you can do that to ug to get the test results and you said about to have u had to say you too ugh 😌🥺🥺😇🥰🥰 so I have a ride home with the kids I got a lil bit of a bum and I will never be able and I don't know what to say i don't have i don't have a good day I love her so you can do it nope ‼️🤣💀fgfsdgr🎁🥳🎆2135 Da

[@Froezone]

what’s really funny is that today i’m having my first born the day you release this

[@AnupomAG]

Make it a happy Larry

[@snowcatapeller]

Name it Cyanide

[@nineteen7071]

Name it SHREK if its a boy

[@dallassteel625]

Congratulations to you! Hope all goes well.

[@goaway2803]

I hope it's an easy labour and you'll be surprised that your bubby probably won't cry, but be hungry XD Enjoy the newborn cries because they have this little shaky sound that is gorgeous, oh and they smell beautiful too. Teach your bubby sign language so it can communicate with you before speech kicks into, but obviously when it's a little bit older. Just enjoy your bubby and record every milestone, I wish I had.

[@ezkrolynx3264]

10:58 took me a moment to realize what he meant by "No I got YOU!"

[@bigjosh0819]

What did she mean by “No I got YOU!”

[@mushroom.8910]

The book said that babies learn by copying their parents, the baby copied the dad by " Going to work ", and the baby was then pole dancing, meaning the mother was going to the cub and pole dancing for other men, while the father was also following the baby to catch the mum.

[@masterjmv2374]

The commissioner from narc knight supports babies working at strip clubs

[@anony2084]

if i was larry, i wouldnt be able to handle life, props to larry to being able to endure all the hate.

[@hhh-0000]

He tried to end the pain but life wont let him, poor larry

[@Penguinmanereikel]

Oh, no. Don’t misunderstand. Larry tried to off himself. The universe just refuses to let him die.

[@CA-by2br]

@@Penguinmanereikel isnt that unnecessarily cruel

[@ohreally69]

He couldn't endure it tho

[@NoBody-oe3bf]

@@CA-by2br yes, yes it is

[@djz771]

Next time I have a kid and they throw a tantrum I’m gonna go “eagle is cranky, EAGLE IS CRANKY”!

[@teoigi3247]

Just finished watching Reincarnated as a Slime, those hadokens from Veldora, now here, I can't stop laughing.

[@MayTheWrathOfTheGodsPierceYou]

Bro this is the wrong video you are commenting on. But still, the Kame Hame Veldora did made me laugh so hard lol. Honestly can't wait for the final episode.

[@DrakkSlone]

Wow spoil alert

[@edilheod2685]

Same here

[@teoigi3247]

@@MayTheWrathOfTheGodsPierceYou lol, and that light novel he was reading was 3x3 Eyes right? I haven't given myself time to finish it.

[@gateboy]

That’s crazy cause I just did the same

[@darkner2390]

I guess you can say... C&H always delivers.

[@Shangootiki]

Badum tshhhh

[@HapaxLegomenon12]

… by pelican

[@xmen12315]

Wow! That was surprisingly long, I never realized how many pregnancy and baby episodes you guys have done

[@christianeshiraki5231]

Kdsozsosoos❤🎉🎉🎉😚

[@tylerrose3633]

No one: UPS delivering a package: 2:56.

[@CriticalChaosx]

I was expecting the one with the Hunter shooting storks and getting random children

[@distereo1250]

U got a stack of lieks

[@pusheenteam9940]

The fact that the family didn’t care that the baby said the F word made them repeat it a ton of times made me die laughing

[@Master_chief6270]

same

[@warriorofdramaclan8107]

Reminds me of how my first word was the s word and my mom LITERALLY FREAKED OUT!! If I had parents like THAT baby's, I would've turned out more messed up than I already am lol.

[@-raptor0-682]

I like how the whole family is saying fuck and continued saying that!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@nintendogamer3227]

That poor poor Nintendo Switch...truly a tragic loss. T_T

[@randomlol-ya3063]

Yes

[@nintendogamer3227]

@Damien Paz Wut....?

[@nintendogamer3227]

@Damien Paz AH okay.....surprised I've never heard that term before.

[@theprinterdude9687]

6:26 This baby already knows the pain of being alife My theory: This baby is reborn and just remembers from his before life how sad it is to exist

[@gamelian]

All babies are borned by mom's womb. It's sure they will cry 😂on their birth.

[@patricks_music]

“I need a god damn margarita” lmao

[@gbxhuchotvtv777]

The last short was probably the cutest cartoon I’ve seen…except for the pole dancing🤣

[@monarchvh8593]

9:56 now that is some child

[@SupHapCak]

My favorite is the stork trying to get it over the fence

[@nandybrod41]

Same!! I’m surprised peeps aren’t mentioning it in the comments?

[@amanpuri7079]

10:06 😂😂😂😂 The last part killed me😂😂😂 Insane plot twist

[@Archnor]

Ok, now I want an entire episode of President Baby

[@kiwimations2053]

*show

[@sm69animations34]

If 2 pregnant women have a fight that’s basically a mech battle.

[@bands6765]

9:51 even the baby gets it

[@pointlessink6084]

The classic Ryu / Ken pose and Blanca Celebration

[@ДарьяПетрова-о7ц]

😭🥺😢🤰🤱

[@ComicalRealm]

Every seks education class should use the 1st video as a teaching aid

[@Eduardgc]

Better method than in Japan

[@ricky6144]

1:05 I think this one my favorites

[@Catlover-b5s]

Agreed

[@eurickgamboa7282]

Plottwist: The baby really was just copying his father at the strip club.

[@brandonalonso7127]

8:44 The Phantom Pain

[@Ellie09875]

♡ he is definitely crying but the other baby throws a bottle at him to make him cry MORE XD

[@MrBrownj1000]

2:29 whenever u lose to a team in New Orleans.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

8:29 This scene could very well be taken out of context.

[@noahalex4224]

Yes

[@oscatgaming1840]

I dont get this joke

[@jlair779]

@@oscatgaming1840 such purity, be free of the burden of knowledge young one.

[@TrimbyGaming]

1:00 awesome mech battle

[@Crowned_King_Of_Zarkavia]

Man, sad Larry has got to be one of the saddest character stories in c&h

[@ErwinSmith001]

The Pharmacy gives me vibes of Peter Griffin Vs Washee Washee

[@elalacran00]

7:23 Doofenshmirts origin story

[@holschermarc]

Sad Larry begins just makes me angry

[@paradoxgaming5981]

5:07 most hilarious crap i've seen

[@dedlolnoothedarkkitten8692]

7:00 it kept me laughing 😂 speed it up

[@gamelian]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Hoshimaru57]

Hey, that’s exactly what I described to my Pakistani coworker when he asked me what I knew about immigration. I told him “I don’t know anything, sorry. When you’re born here they just stamp Made in the USA on your head when you come out and go ‘Congratulations, it’s an American.’”

[@mileysshowdown1085]

BREAKING NEWS 2 PREGNANT WOMAN ARE FOUND FIGHTING

[@vonelcie7410]

The bird be like I forgot I have wings.

[@goaway2803]

That puts being a Mum into prospective XD Thank you for helping me and it explains so much XD

[@shaikhowais8651]

As amazing as ever it always makes me wonder what to feel so I just laugh it out

[@gamelian]

3:36 you've break a Nitendo switch 😂.

[@BasicallyRANDOMYT]

5:12 USA starter pack. Stamp, birth certificate, gun

[@gamelian]

Why guns🙄? Are they theif or cop.

[@flarethefox1779]

8:35 this is their only short that has genuinely creeped me out

[@Clanscy-om]

But i didn't understood, what happenned...

[@Grandflea02]

@@Clanscy-om Phantom Pregnancy...

[@kiwimations2053]

Doofenshmirts birth.

[@lunashadowblood6258]

Hey look me and sad Larry have something in common lol

[@The12thwanderer]

It took me too long to realize mom was a stripper

[@KSIWOLF]

2:48 I love how it claps its beak.

[@yashbhardwaj3392]

Wow . I just ran out of stuff to catch-up on . And this drops

[@mickystuart6365]

The baby was born in Canada. It doesn't matter if they trew him across the border.😅

[@vindovilles3419]

Are you questioning America's decision?

[@jannieseth]

So you're disrespecting the american highest constitution eh? Y'all be shot dead even if president baby wouldn't say us so

[@mickystuart6365]

@@jannieseth I clean my ass with american constitution

[@bruhalo6427]

Finally! my childhood memories 😃

[@kiwimations2053]

You good bro?

[@salutauo2035]

For the ladies who fought, are they mechs? The babies are pilots and then they get ejected when the mech gets “destroyed” or takes a certain amount of dmg.

[@lalaoopsiecookie6776]

6:17 I hate baby Larry’s parents

[@Finnishmanni]

I love the baby shorts. Always makes me laugh :D

[@Kage342]

Comment number 72, whoo! And the part where the baby is given a stamp, a certificate, AND a gun always cracks me up.

[@NathanHedglin]

‘merrika! 🔫

[@Cjnw]

Normie

[@Sifflkek]

0:30 And that's how I met your mother.

[@your_local_ankle_biter9716]

3:13 Oh poor baby 😭

[@gamelian]

Who said😅?

[@tsarnicholasii66]

10:00 😂😂

[@gamelian]

Mom: Baby learned new word 👶:Fk

[@ThatOneGuyFromSchool]

I hope in the future some of cyanide and happiness's videos are in some sort of museum for all to see 😂

[@lolrealchilllol1roblox281]

0:41 those baby's will grow up to be one of the best fighters in the world

[@baconsareyummy3476]

Mom Larry: YOURE RUINING THE HAPPYEST DAY OF MY LIFE baby larry: im crying cuz i died from my past life i still remember it and thats normal if a baby cries when its born Mom Larry: you beated my Brian Dad Larry: hes to powerfull Baby Larry: >:)

[@theaveragescienceguy8652]

In first one the rubber broke In second one the water broke… In third and 4th one pelican broke And in 5th one again water broke… In 6th one tears broke… In 7th one the mom broke.. 8th one language kinda broke… 9th one the pole is broken….

[@presidentofallfoodnice8113]

😢🎉😊❤😊😂😅😢😅🎉😊❤

[@stephanymartinez117]

I been watching you for 19 years for now

[@LabBrat8]

After getting a job at Target this is hilariously relevant

[@박효진-c9c]

1234😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@jaxonmalloy2734]

The baby’s first words was so funny

[@oAntoniotom]

7:05 Bruh

[@Cjnw]

Saying bruh is normie

[@windowsvista3193]

The babies(in the mother) has been such a odd faint memory that has been plaguing my mind for almost half a decade now

[@LARVAenEspanol]

Your channel is the best! Your animations teach me many things.. KEEP GOING AND I KNOW YOU WILL REACH 11M SOON!!

[@svcross-do]

The fuck, yours is a channel for children.

[@theyearwas1473]

" fetus upper cut!, Brokkkken hymen! Spinning abortion kick! Whoopsie! Babyality you're knocked up!"

[@Bangzaindead]

1:26 Hadouken 😭🤣

[@beckygiles4597]

OMG thirst time watching you!

[@beckygiles4597]

Ye

[@chickfish8416]

7:03 that’s my fav part 9:52 Also my fav part

[@bubbler891]

I love your videos😊

[@thatoneanimator8109]

How the baby got a gun though-

[@Iamroro08]

Fun fact: the baby is still born in Canada but landed in the US

[@nyv3t317]

THINK, MARK, THINK 1:32

[@TheDevourerOfGods]

"Do you know how long I gave up drinking up drinking to grow your stupid ass in my womb Larry? Three months!" When you realise pregnancy lasts about 9 months

[@awisintaro]

1:10 Me wondering whats Gumball and Darwin did this time

[@clydebajada7483]

Man: Goddamn STOORRKS End Credits Pelican Swallow the Baby and Fly Away Man: Goddamn PELICAAAANNNNS And Another End Credits

[@realworldrealtalk5756]

The Delivery 3:52

[@allthingsaddi]

That last one SLAYED me

[@rocketgamerff1955]

3:02 FED EX be like

[@gamelian]

Are they 😂? Better we should go with amazon?

[@mohaimenputi8455]

I misss this videos and channel for 10 months

[@DanDCool]

4:08 bruh i wouldnt exchange canada for america

[@CAS89]

You are crazy ever hear of anyone trying to sneak into Canada?

[@Cjnw]

@@CAS89 Canada > USA

[@Professional_Idiot77]

@@Cjnw Canada < U.S.A.

[@angrybirdsgamer2007]

2:29 goddamn pelicans 3:37 goddamn stork 3:48 goddamn pelicans