Cyno's jokes are so bad It's funny

Don't worry Cyno I understood your joke.
#genshinimpact #cyno

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Cyno: “Do you know maya hee?” Nari: “Maya who?” Cyno: “Maya ha... Maya ha ha“ (gets choked by nari instantly)

[@AnimeFreakpz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT-

[@thekyrium]

LOL

[@AidanK_ART]

😂😂I'm dead --------------

[@bubblesjr7701]

THIS DESERVES WAY MORE ON IT. JOKE FUNNY AF

[@msahrifebrian]

_O-Zone will be proud_

[@brindleface9316]

The cutest thing ever is that he tells jokes to seem less scary 🥺😩

[@poixon_asherzzz]

Honestly I kinda relate a bit

[@yosano_akiko_ada]

IKRRR

[@randomdoginyourneighborhoo7571]

FR😭

[@Exhaustionn]

IKR...After seeing his dialogue on why he tells jokes, I felt so sad because he was telling them to lighten the atmosphere and cheer up people even though they were bad. I thought that Cyno telling jokes was just another meme-is thing that Hoyoverse thought about, and now I feel pretty bad that people laugh at how bad his jokes are even though he's only telling those jokes to lighten the mood.

[@aurelia124]

yessss 😭

[@cuchulainnch.chaldeandied6090]

Cyno:If I joined Fatui,you know who I will replace for? Traveller:Who? Cyno:I would replaced La Signora as La Cynora. Traveller:Too soon.

[@socialdistancing6855]

😂

[@shadefrolics8758]

bro

[@BB-vc8mg]

🤣

[@oofer754]

La Sayonara

[@annanas9122]

😂😂😂👍 He would totally be better than her, anyway.

[@takatacheroki2624]

Cyno: "Wanna hear a joke?" Everyone: "Oh boy..." Cyno: "My sense of humour." Everyone: "..." ( Well, he's not _wrong..._ )

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

And somehow, it's more painful.

[@vinny8589]

Now that's actually hilarious.

[@lynliee]

…no dont laugh you lil me HAHAHHA LMAO i cant, thats the best joke

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

Omg that is seriously a great solution for him

[@UBvtuber]

HEY FUNNY GUY, I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU! WHAT SMELLS ROTTON AND PUTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP? YOUR ACT!

[@jebdiankerman5029]

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[@SlippinSeel]

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[@fox-anonymous3387]

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[@Not_obligated2care]

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[@accelerator8755]

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[@arajamu]

successfully, task was failed

[@umiprea]

I actually like the cryo slime joke lol

[@shi-chan5779]

Its a really cute joke

[@no-mads21st23]

Funfact: any enemy that need 'something' to float on water. ie cryo mage and cryo slime that uses ice can actually be drown if you melt their ice foothold. It needs to bee larger enough for it to hit the water.

[@zillynfox]

Same

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

Yeah that one was actually good. Not great, but it wasn't bad!

[@diejoeboo5624]

Same

[@ashinysucrose1034]

Cyno: You know something? My jokes, they're just like paper. MC: Why is that? Cyno: Because they're... **rips a piece of paper* "TEARABLE". *ba-dum tsss*

[@hanadaidaiyama9090]

LMFAO

[@alyyyy128]

LMAO

[@DecemberHeath]

I GET IT 🤣

[@croissanthemun]

OmG TT

[@bumbambem2874]

ok this one is exceptionally a good one lmao

[@m1sae]

Cyno: Traveler, you should keep a Gnosis on show Aether: Why? Cyno: It'll remind people you have gno sis

[@tiktokwhatsappstatus6506]

Good one

[@Chxr_yl]

HAHAHA... Haha... 😭

[@thunderchief7256]

It’s a joke until Lumine walks in

[@lliy_andscarlet1226]

Very funny….😢

[@joyousforbes4670]

@@thunderchief7256 Lmao

[@user-fd8ct8uq3b]

Tbh his reason is actually so sweet...also I liked the slime joke😭

[@UzumakiD_luffy]

@teenie on his banner I was trying to get only Candace, but I got Cyno instead!! But NOW I WILL LEVEL HIM UP TO 90 AS SOON AS I CAN! He is so sweet to ignore it

[@lazarebabunashvili7297]

​@@UzumakiD_luffy he is actually one of the few characters that NEEDS 90 levels because hyperbloom/aggravate damage depends on level also

[@user-minami]

The part of him saying jokes for his friends was pretty wholesome ngl 😭

[@ragnvindr913]

Putting Cyno inside teapot with Kaeya and Diluc is perfect combo. While Cyno telling a dad joke, Diluc and Kaeya got confused. Cyno : Did you get my "Dad" jokes? Kaeya and Diluc : No. Cyno : Exactly. Edit : I'M SORRY🤣👍

[@Elvyne]

Oh noooo 😭

[@moncherfremi]

BRO 💀💀💀

[@ms.pirate]

That took me a minute

[@sadiauddin8701]

Illegal 💀

[@kizutogames7421]

Yo man wtf 😂

[@thenagito]

A joke to add to his repertoire: Me, Tighnari, and Alhaitham have to get to our hotel room on the 600th floor. But the elevator is out of commission. So, we decide jobs to pass time on the stairs: I'll tell jokes for the first 200 floors, then Tighnari will tell happy stories for the next 200, and Alhaitham will tell sad stories for the last 200. So, we reach the 401st floor, Alhaitham turns to us and says, "Here's my sad story... I left the keys on the first floor."

[@luci4064]

congrats on telling the funniest joke on earth

[@sopapopp]

Tighnari would definitely not make it through those first 200

[@thenagito]

@@Prismalpink Wait seriously? That's canon? I just made it him because Cyno hates him! Coincidence or what?

[@SeaguIISoup]

cyno then proceeds to punt alhaitham down the stairs

[@zenaneah]

Nnnnnnooooooo

[@RotiSkine]

His jokes make sense, they're just not funny. He's a great character.

[@eden5388]

Hi

[@grass1659]

My sense of humor is so broken, i find them funny

[@ciroidchavez246]

1:46 Even Kageroumaru walks away from Cyno's jokes 🤣

[@ridhosaputra3936]

Who the hell was Kageroumaru?!

[@ciroidchavez246]

@@ridhosaputra3936 that dog in his teapot at the background

[@chockitkat3776]

I didn't even realize that 😂😂😂

[@sleeperjoseph7708]

Cyno's jokes in GI: His jokes are no laughing matter, but he can make the Dendro Archon laugh. Cyno's jokes in the Community: Best comedian in Teyvat.

[@pinkscarfdetective]

Cyno: What do you call a fish without eyes? Tighnari: Myxine Circifrons? (Biology genius lol) Cyno: Fsh *Fish without "i"'s

[@-Itz_CoralYT-]

I’ve seen this one before. Nari being smart but it’s just a joke-

[@Stonepeb]

I fr love how Hoyoverse are writing characters, it just so heartwarming, Cyno isn’t just telling jokes because Hoyoverse decided “haha he tells bad jokes funny right?” They also gave him an extra layer that is he cares for the other matras working for him and didn’t want to stress them out unnecessary he really has good intentions and I find characters with subtle details like this so fun, they feel way more human and it shows Hoyoverse cares about what do they with their characters even to the smallest details, Cyno is a character with flaws like being too serious even when he doesn’t want to, he tried to counter it with telling jokes but it still fails but he acknowledges it believes that someday one of his jokes will land

[@imjustlikedenji5954]

Cyno: A liyuean, snezhnayan and mondstadtian are on a trip. Suddenly it has gotten extremely cold. The mondstadtian took out a box of fine wine, shared a few between the 3 of them and threw the rest out. "Why'd you do that??" Asked the other two. "We got more than enough of these where i'm from." He said. Some time later, the snezhnayan takes out a bag full of warm clothes, he shares some with the other two and throws the rest out. "Why'd you do that??" Asked the other two. "We got more than enough of these where i'm from." He said. Some time later, the liyuean threw out the snezhnayan

[@amethyst_the_rainwing]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[@imjustlikedenji5954]

@@amethyst_the_rainwing Another one A snezhnayan has a workshop in Inazuma. Recently they have passed a new law, urging everyone to recycle whatever materials they have instead of throwing them out. But to do that you have to pay a fee, triple the fee if you are not inazuman! Snezhnayan thought "Ah, i'll just bury them somewhere on a shore, how would they know if it was me?". And so he did. Gathered all the waste material he had and got to burying it. Halfway into the deed, he saw a tenryuu commissioner approaching. "Oh man, i'm done for, i'll probably have to pay an unreasonable fee if not go to prison..." he thought. Finally the tenryuu commissioner stops and says "Hey you, what do you think you're doing?!" he shouted in a commanding tone. The snezhnayan freezes for a second, then calmly says "well i saw these materials buried on a shore and i got a workshop of my own, thought i'd put these to good use since no one needs them and save me some mora". The tenryuu commissioner then says "That's against the law, put them back in."

[@Heyathere0]

@@imjustlikedenji5954 💀

[@Heyathere0]

When I read this, the first people I thought of were Venti, Zhongli and Childe 💀

[@AmbyAxolotl]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@abadprofilename8130]

The way he does a small laugh before saying the punchline is so cute to me

[@leonakinglion3210]

Ikr

[@ms.pirate]

If that wasn't intentional, then its even funnier

[@infinite5019]

fr

[@sopapopp]

He sounded so sad when you didn't get it lmao 😭

[@dragonairdragon6173]

He's trying his best and I respect him.

[@leonakinglion3210]

Me too

[@magtac1]

Cyno being alone on an island is so funny to me

[@dian718]

It took me a while to get the first joke but I like the second one and he seems really proud to tell this second joke. 😂😂

[@mahalnamahalkitarain3080]

The first one is the sumpter beast is trying to get muscle by walking to the body building competition with a weight i think?-

[@pngirl2556]

Explain the first one to me, please. I failed to understand it.

[@edthecrazyboy]

Cyno face while telling joke 🗿

[@teucerceoofgenshincreative8019]

Cyno: Which creature has the worst personal hygiene Traveler: Uh w-who? Cyno: Look at Monstadh, look at Liyue, Look at Inazuma, Look at Sumeru, and your house. Traveler: Why it is something to do with all these places Cyno: It's you traveler, we don't have comfort room people sh*t themselves.

[@takatacheroki2624]

Uhh... I don't get it, but I'm pretty sure you're calling the traveler stinky

[@sand6419]

This is certified cyno jokes. Its so bad i cant even understand

[@neshiejazzleeshin1320]

Because Teyvat has no bathroom😭😭😭

[@coconuthead98]

@@neshiejazzleeshin1320 Teyvat has its own laws

[@ThePigeonBrain]

I made a room in my teapot that's only filled with crabs, so I can say that's where I take my crabs.

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Cyno: “What do you call a snake good at math?” Nari: “What?” Cyno: “A pi-thon.” 😎 (gets choked by nari instantly) Nari: “I’ll kill you!”

[@bruno_kyouka]

1:51 I mean, IS HE WRONG?

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Cyno: “I love my fingers.” Nari: “Yeah, so?” Cyno: “So I can always count on them. “😎 (gets choked by nari instantly) Nari: “I am so done with you!”

[@SmartyPoohBear]

I like this one; made me chuckle.

[@ms.pirate]

I don't get it

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

@@ms.pirate do you count from 1 to ten with your fingers? You have 10 fingers tho.

[@ourIadyofsorrows]

that's so sweet that he tells jokes to lighten the mood even though they're laughably terrible. i love him lmaoo

[@vino9xx]

Hes funnier then i’ll ever be

[@saintcitron]

This is so cute, I know it's supposed to be bad jokes but seeing him really trying is so adorable

[@notraidenshogun8324]

What did Cyno mains use after sleepless nights to freshen up? - body SCaRabs (its so bad, pleaseeeee)

[@lucrecia3303]

....i'm in pain

[@pome01]

Oh my god 😭

[@manishagaikwad7130]

😂😂

[@tranhuyen3431]

Can you explain, I don’t get it 😞

[@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415]

​​@@tranhuyen3431 I think they meant "body scarabs" as a play on words for "body scrubs"

[@himaxx_x]

I liked the cryo :( Cyno’s so misunderstood that he gotta tell jokes to fit in 😭

[@jinstii]

I FEEL BAD FOR HIM AWW😭😭

[@Mighty.Matcha.]

Same

[@roseria1701]

He left such a strong impression on me during the Archon quest that I absolutely cannot believe he's actually a fun loving guy

[@yoiko89]

Cyno your Scarabs named is John Cena Even you find it All day all night, Scarabs : YOU CAN'T SEE ME.

[@ms.pirate]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

[@ashton8158]

Man I must have the most broken humor in the world if I keep laughing at his jokes…. Edit: I’m so glad people didn’t judge me and instead, agreed with how his jokes are funny which they are 🤩🙏

[@reiaceyuu2663]

...but they kinda are funny?

[@ashton8158]

@@reiaceyuu2663 yea they are

[@UzumakiD_luffy]

Nah you have good taste

[@crystalwu7400]

nah the npcs r just uncultured

[@justinyanrui1278]

Cyno: besides… if I tell lots of jokes, not All of them can be bad surely Me: Uhh… yeah, sure…

[@cyno9753]

Actually the one who said "you call that a joke" was alhaitham the chad

[@-Itz_CoralYT-]

THIS ISN’T WRONG THO-

[@forestgreenking]

Lmao the fact that Alhaitham DOES have a dry sense of humor and would probably react like that tho

[@cyno9753]

@@forestgreenking indeed it is as you have guessed

[@Casid2]

I laughed at every single one of his jokes , I'm not sure why other characters don't feel the same way. Atleast Nahida does.

[@narwhal5471]

YOU GET BACK THERE AND LAUGH AT HIS JOKES 😭😭😭

[@moonlight.z6543]

His reason for telling jokes is so sweet. Maybe I can't laugh at them, but his wholesome effort makes me smile anyway.

[@asu-ha]

PLEASE HE'S TRYING OKAY 😭🤚

[@DeclanRese]

I need to give my cyno a *HUGG*

[@yuri_nori]

The cryo slime was actually very funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@ineedhelp772]

As an Arab child who grew up with an Arab dad with jokes that aren't even funny to some people, Cyno did a great job at imitating my dad. P.S. I thought his jokes were funny

[@UzumakiD_luffy]

It’s not only Arabs… our dad in Iran tells horrible jokes as well 💀

[@katitobyt]

Middle East in general

[@ineedhelp772]

@@katitobyt yeah

[@ineedhelp772]

@@UzumakiD_luffy it’s almost everyone that doesn’t speak English

[@ms.pirate]

@@ineedhelp772 idk, that kabakabakabakaba joke by the Japanese is pretty funny (kaba is hippo, and we all know what baka is)

[@emmawhycantmyuserjustbeemm8278]

The ad that played before this vid was Cyno telling a joke XD In all honesty, this kinda got me emotional. The reason behind the telling the jokes and how he feels is really nice.

[@Me1tingMarshMe11ow]

This had the opposite effect, now I’m sad.. :(

[@mintheleaf9130]

Why did the mahamatra pulled off the treasure hoarder’s arm after the hoarder told a joke? Cus the mahamatra thought it was ‘humerus’

[@Panda-24]

Aw naw.🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@eiko1490]

Ouch. 🤣👏👏👏👏 my stomach hurts

[@kamiyoshida5524]

He makes the most depressing dad jokes

[@WastedTalent83]

actually i liked the cryo slime joke XD

[@samirSch]

Cyno explaining his motivation to tell jokes at first made me feel bad for him, then I burst out laughing when he expected to tell a good one "someday".

[@Mavi-14y]

tighnari is so done with cyno's jokes

[@Luna_Buna]

Look he’s trying his best. He’s reminds me of high school teachers who try to crack jokes the class is truly there like 😐

[@peachysai605]

HIS JOKES ARE CUTE... i love him so dearly.

[@nightc0rreFan]

He's such a gem aaw

[@Kei_Kiana]

Now I kinda feel bad it feels like he is only trying to make people feel safer or happier 😢

[@yuuri01]

I don't know about ya'll but I cackled at the cryo slime joke 😆😆😆

[@RogueShadowAngel]

omg... cyno is genshin's me.. i literally tell jokes all the time... but they're all.... okay MOSTLY bad... XD but people get a laugh out of them because they're bad. its the intent that counts.

[@zhengleo6305]

Cyno is so bad at telling jokes that he is the joke so everyone laughs….. at him…

[@windfishr]

I’ll bless your eyes with the best Genshin joke I’ve come up with, ehem.. what is a polearm user’s favourite gum flavour? Spear mint!

[@eris2202]

It’s so sad that you only have the choice to bully him for it because let me tell you he had me laughing

[@aisha7278]

That’s cute tho 😭

[@Dragonlord826]

I feel bad for my boy Cyno. Maybe I'll actually pull for him.

[@mintumollah2988]

I am 70+ pull in and still don’t have Candace😢

[@VetoShizu]

F

[@zzeefly]

U

[@zzeefly]

😂

[@j.k.a.0842]

130 pulls got c6 candace and c2 cyno lmfao

[@billcosbee2057]

If you get somebody with a "do you know candace" joke you'll probably get her

[@aurorg7297]

damn that's kinda depressing lmao

[@NotYourAsmodeus]

Aahha, he is so sweet I can’t 😂

[@yurinamiyazaki]

I genuinely feel so incredibly bad for him. I want to give him the biggest hug.

[@fiemxro]

I just love the way I always have the same react to the cryo slime joke every time I heard it

[@Lilly-hp7th]

The disappoint “okay”

[@icycoldqueen2510]

I love his jokes

[@azraelianmontefalcoiii5170]

When the most serious faced man makes jokes

[@ARayV]

THE WAY I GOT AN AD OF CYNO TELLING THE HYDRO SLIME DESERT JOKE RIGHT BEFORE THIS VIDEO LMFAO

[@adeline4250]

I find the cryo slime joke kinda funny

[@rai-san3562]

He's so hopeful at the end, he looks soo...🤣

[@mochi.5126]

i love this man and his jokes

[@linarius_moon3842]

I DO FIND YOUR JOKES FUNNY, THEY'RE ADORABLY FUNNY💕

[@kalopsiia.]

my humor is broken bc i laugh at all of his jokes

[@architlahiri9173]

Come on the cryo slime one was still ok. Not funny though

[@zzeefly]

Best joke Scarabs 😂😂😂

[@mayamoon9207]

He's so precious

[@JohnnyIsHere_]

After the dialogue, Candace proceeds to the tree so she can cry her HP out 😭😭😭

[@seraphi3387]

That's what make them so hilarious!!!! Pun jokes and dad jokes are my kind of humor! 😂😂😂

[@setsuna3662]

His reasons are very wholesome 😭 i love him even more 😭😭

[@rezz5570]

poor cyno

[@koothic_j]

his statements are more showerthoughts than jokes

[@markstein9773]

Cyno: I fear no man, but *Tighnari* it scares me.

[@pemyep800]

THE WAY U INSTANTLY WENT AWWW

[@eleutheriasaouli3650]

Noooo I feel so bad now 😭 I’ll laugh at your jokes babe don’t worry 😢❤

[@Emily8468]

I like how it looks like he's in a back alley 😂😂

[@ignaciovelasco9452]

HE IS SO PRECIOUS

[@DuskHaven-el9bu]

I would not be able to keep my composure while voicing those lines, respect.

[@timur22993]

Cyno, you absolute legend, you.

[@renno2679]

They're so good at writing those kinds of speeches that just melts your heart. Aw Cyno my main boy ❤

[@rahimds2000]

Cyno : do you know what came afte USA ? Aether: what ?! Cyno : USB !!!

[@llamabean529]

Aww he's so nice

[@HmmYesInteresting...]

Hoyoverse about to make a playable dad who makes plenty of dad jokes

[@Jabukon]

When the dog grin is the funniest part of the video

[@sappypunz]

That's so sad tho 😭

[@Juicegaming-np3po]

He’s not telling a joke he’s actually stating facts 😭😭