Cyno's jokes are so bad It's funny

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Cyno: “Do you know maya hee?” Nari: “Maya who?” Cyno: “Maya ha... Maya ha ha“ (gets choked by nari instantly)

[@AnimeFreakpz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT-

[@drjenryhekyll]

LOL

[@AidanK_ART]

😂😂I'm dead --------------

[@bubblesjr7701]

THIS DESERVES WAY MORE ON IT. JOKE FUNNY AF

[@msahrifebrian]

_O-Zone will be proud_

[@jebdiankerman5029]

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[@SlippinSeel]

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[@fox-anonymous3387]

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[@Not_obligated2care]

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[@accelerator8755]

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[@wafflemunch78]

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[@brindleface9316]

The cutest thing ever is that he tells jokes to seem less scary 🥺😩

[@poixon_asherzzz]

Honestly I kinda relate a bit

[@yosano_akiko_ada]

IKRRR

[@randomdoginyourneighborhoo7571]

FR😭

[@Exhaustionn]

IKR...After seeing his dialogue on why he tells jokes, I felt so sad because he was telling them to lighten the atmosphere and cheer up people even though they were bad. I thought that Cyno telling jokes was just another meme-is thing that Hoyoverse thought about, and now I feel pretty bad that people laugh at how bad his jokes are even though he's only telling those jokes to lighten the mood.

[@aurelia124]

yessss 😭

[@cuchulainnch.chaldeandied6090]

Cyno:If I joined Fatui,you know who I will replace for? Traveller:Who? Cyno:I would replaced La Signora as La Cynora. Traveller:Too soon.

[@shadefrolics8758]

bro

[@BB-vc8mg]

🤣

[@oofer754]

La Sayonara

[@annanas9122]

😂😂😂👍 He would totally be better than her, anyway.

[@anfreith]

The Anubis Wears Prada 💅

[@umiprea]

I actually like the cryo slime joke lol

[@shi-chan5779]

Its a really cute joke

[@no-mads21st23]

Funfact: any enemy that need 'something' to float on water. ie cryo mage and cryo slime that uses ice can actually be drown if you melt their ice foothold. It needs to bee larger enough for it to hit the water.

[@zillynfox]

Same

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

Yeah that one was actually good. Not great, but it wasn't bad!

[@diejoeboo5624]

Same

[@takatacheroki2624]

Cyno: "Wanna hear a joke?" Everyone: "Oh boy..." Cyno: "My sense of humour." Everyone: "..." ( Well, he's not _wrong..._ )

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

And somehow, it's more painful.

[@vinny8589]

Now that's actually hilarious.

[@lynliee]

…no dont laugh you lil me HAHAHHA LMAO i cant, thats the best joke

[@mittenvonscrufflears7233]

Omg that is seriously a great solution for him

[@UBvtuber]

HEY FUNNY GUY, I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU! WHAT SMELLS ROTTON AND PUTS PEOPLE TO SLEEP? YOUR ACT!

[@m1sae]

Cyno: Traveler, you should keep a Gnosis on show Aether: Why? Cyno: It'll remind people you have gno sis

[@tiktokwhatsappstatus6506]

Good one

[@Chxr_yl]

HAHAHA... Haha... 😭

[@thunderchief7256]

It’s a joke until Lumine walks in

[@lliy_andscarlet1226]

Very funny….😢

[@joyousforbes4670]

@@thunderchief7256 Lmao

[@user-minami]

The part of him saying jokes for his friends was pretty wholesome ngl 😭

[@ashinysucrose1034]

Cyno: You know something? My jokes, they're just like paper. MC: Why is that? Cyno: Because they're... **rips a piece of paper* "TEARABLE". *ba-dum tsss*

[@hanadaidaiyama9090]

LMFAO

[@alyyyy128]

LMAO

[@DecemberHeath]

I GET IT 🤣

[@croissanthemun]

OmG TT

[@bumbambem2874]

ok this one is exceptionally a good one lmao

[@user-fd8ct8uq3b]

Tbh his reason is actually so sweet...also I liked the slime joke😭

[@UzumakiD_luffy]

@teenie on his banner I was trying to get only Candace, but I got Cyno instead!! But NOW I WILL LEVEL HIM UP TO 90 AS SOON AS I CAN! He is so sweet to ignore it

[@lazarebabunashvili7297]

​@@UzumakiD_luffy he is actually one of the few characters that NEEDS 90 levels because hyperbloom/aggravate damage depends on level also

[@thenagito]

A joke to add to his repertoire: Me, Tighnari, and Alhaitham have to get to our hotel room on the 600th floor. But the elevator is out of commission. So, we decide jobs to pass time on the stairs: I'll tell jokes for the first 200 floors, then Tighnari will tell happy stories for the next 200, and Alhaitham will tell sad stories for the last 200. So, we reach the 401st floor, Alhaitham turns to us and says, "Here's my sad story... I left the keys on the first floor."

[@c.a.t..f.s.h]

congrats on telling the funniest joke on earth

[@sopapopp]

Tighnari would definitely not make it through those first 200

[@thenagito]

@@Prismalpink Wait seriously? That's canon? I just made it him because Cyno hates him! Coincidence or what?

[@SeaguIISoup]

cyno then proceeds to punt alhaitham down the stairs

[@zenaneah]

Nnnnnnooooooo

[@ciroidchavez246]

1:46 Even Kageroumaru walks away from Cyno's jokes 🤣

[@ridhosaputra3936]

Who the hell was Kageroumaru?!

[@ciroidchavez246]

@@ridhosaputra3936 that dog in his teapot at the background

[@chockitkat3776]

I didn't even realize that 😂😂😂

[@RotiSkine]

His jokes make sense, they're just not funny. He's a great character.

[@Theballthathitshinataintheface]

Hi

[@grass1659]

My sense of humor is so broken, i find them funny

[@abadprofilename8130]

The way he does a small laugh before saying the punchline is so cute to me

[@leonakinglion3210]

Ikr

[@ms.pirate]

If that wasn't intentional, then its even funnier

[@infinite5019]

fr

[@Stonepeb]

I fr love how Hoyoverse are writing characters, it just so heartwarming, Cyno isn’t just telling jokes because Hoyoverse decided “haha he tells bad jokes funny right?” They also gave him an extra layer that is he cares for the other matras working for him and didn’t want to stress them out unnecessary he really has good intentions and I find characters with subtle details like this so fun, they feel way more human and it shows Hoyoverse cares about what do they with their characters even to the smallest details, Cyno is a character with flaws like being too serious even when he doesn’t want to, he tried to counter it with telling jokes but it still fails but he acknowledges it believes that someday one of his jokes will land

[@sleeperjoseph7708]

Cyno's jokes in GI: His jokes are no laughing matter, but he can make the Dendro Archon laugh. Cyno's jokes in the Community: Best comedian in Teyvat.

[@ragnvindr913]

Putting Cyno inside teapot with Kaeya and Diluc is perfect combo. While Cyno telling a dad joke, Diluc and Kaeya got confused. Cyno : Did you get my "Dad" jokes? Kaeya and Diluc : No. Cyno : Exactly. Edit : I'M SORRY🤣👍

[@Elvyne]

Oh noooo 😭

[@moncherfremi]

BRO 💀💀💀

[@ms.pirate]

That took me a minute

[@sadiauddin8701]

Illegal 💀

[@kizutogames7421]

Yo man wtf 😂

[@pinkscarfdetective]

Cyno: What do you call a fish without eyes? Tighnari: Myxine Circifrons? (Biology genius lol) Cyno: Fsh *Fish without "i"'s

[@-Itz_CoralYT-]

I’ve seen this one before. Nari being smart but it’s just a joke-

[@sopapopp]

He sounded so sad when you didn't get it lmao 😭

[@magtac1]

Cyno being alone on an island is so funny to me

[@dragonairdragon6173]

He's trying his best and I respect him.

[@leonakinglion3210]

Me too

[@dian718]

It took me a while to get the first joke but I like the second one and he seems really proud to tell this second joke. 😂😂

[@mahalnamahalkitarain3080]

The first one is the sumpter beast is trying to get muscle by walking to the body building competition with a weight i think?-

[@pngirl2556]

Explain the first one to me, please. I failed to understand it.

[@bruno_kyouka]

1:51 I mean, IS HE WRONG?

[@edthecrazyboy]

Cyno face while telling joke 🗿

[@roseria1701]

He left such a strong impression on me during the Archon quest that I absolutely cannot believe he's actually a fun loving guy

[@ourIadyofsorrows]

that's so sweet that he tells jokes to lighten the mood even though they're laughably terrible. i love him lmaoo

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Cyno: “What do you call a snake good at math?” Nari: “What?” Cyno: “A pi-thon.” 😎 (gets choked by nari instantly) Nari: “I’ll kill you!”

[@saintcitron]

This is so cute, I know it's supposed to be bad jokes but seeing him really trying is so adorable

[@himaxx_x]

I liked the cryo :( Cyno’s so misunderstood that he gotta tell jokes to fit in 😭

[@teucerceoofgenshincreative8019]

Cyno: Which creature has the worst personal hygiene Traveler: Uh w-who? Cyno: Look at Monstadh, look at Liyue, Look at Inazuma, Look at Sumeru, and your house. Traveler: Why it is something to do with all these places Cyno: It's you traveler, we don't have comfort room people sh*t themselves.

[@takatacheroki2624]

Uhh... I don't get it, but I'm pretty sure you're calling the traveler stinky

[@sand6419]

This is certified cyno jokes. Its so bad i cant even understand

[@neshiejazzleeshin1320]

Because Teyvat has no bathroom😭😭😭

[@coconuthead98]

@@neshiejazzleeshin1320 Teyvat has its own laws

[@ThePigeonBrain]

I made a room in my teapot that's only filled with crabs, so I can say that's where I take my crabs.

[@vino9xx]

Hes funnier then i’ll ever be

[@yoiko89]

Cyno your Scarabs named is John Cena Even you find it All day all night, Scarabs : YOU CAN'T SEE ME.

[@ms.pirate]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

[@imjustlikedenji5954]

Cyno: A liyuean, snezhnayan and mondstadtian are on a trip. Suddenly it has gotten extremely cold. The mondstadtian took out a box of fine wine, shared a few between the 3 of them and threw the rest out. "Why'd you do that??" Asked the other two. "We got more than enough of these where i'm from." He said. Some time later, the snezhnayan takes out a bag full of warm clothes, he shares some with the other two and throws the rest out. "Why'd you do that??" Asked the other two. "We got more than enough of these where i'm from." He said. Some time later, the liyuean threw out the snezhnayan

[@amethyst_the_rainwing]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[@imjustlikedenji5954]

@@amethyst_the_rainwing Another one A snezhnayan has a workshop in Inazuma. Recently they have passed a new law, urging everyone to recycle whatever materials they have instead of throwing them out. But to do that you have to pay a fee, triple the fee if you are not inazuman! Snezhnayan thought "Ah, i'll just bury them somewhere on a shore, how would they know if it was me?". And so he did. Gathered all the waste material he had and got to burying it. Halfway into the deed, he saw a tenryuu commissioner approaching. "Oh man, i'm done for, i'll probably have to pay an unreasonable fee if not go to prison..." he thought. Finally the tenryuu commissioner stops and says "Hey you, what do you think you're doing?!" he shouted in a commanding tone. The snezhnayan freezes for a second, then calmly says "well i saw these materials buried on a shore and i got a workshop of my own, thought i'd put these to good use since no one needs them and save me some mora". The tenryuu commissioner then says "That's against the law, put them back in."

[@Heyathere0]

@@imjustlikedenji5954 💀

[@Heyathere0]

When I read this, the first people I thought of were Venti, Zhongli and Childe 💀

[@AmbyAxolotl]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

Cyno: “I love my fingers.” Nari: “Yeah, so?” Cyno: “So I can always count on them. “😎 (gets choked by nari instantly) Nari: “I am so done with you!”

[@SmartyPoohBear]

I like this one; made me chuckle.

[@ms.pirate]

I don't get it

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

@@ms.pirate do you count from 1 to ten with your fingers? You have 10 fingers tho.

[@moonlight.z6543]

His reason for telling jokes is so sweet. Maybe I can't laugh at them, but his wholesome effort makes me smile anyway.

[@Sk8llx]

Actually the one who said "you call that a joke" was alhaitham the chad

[@-Itz_CoralYT-]

THIS ISN’T WRONG THO-

[@forestgreenking]

Lmao the fact that Alhaitham DOES have a dry sense of humor and would probably react like that tho

[@Sk8llx]

@@forestgreenking indeed it is as you have guessed

[@notraidenshogun8324]

What did Cyno mains use after sleepless nights to freshen up? - body SCaRabs (its so bad, pleaseeeee)

[@lucrecia3303]

....i'm in pain

[@pome01]

Oh my god 😭

[@infernoblazes2299]

😂😂

[@tranhuyen3431]

Can you explain, I don’t get it 😞

[@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415]

​​@@tranhuyen3431 I think they meant "body scarabs" as a play on words for "body scrubs"

[@narwhal5471]

YOU GET BACK THERE AND LAUGH AT HIS JOKES 😭😭😭

[@prakhyan]

I laughed at every single one of his jokes , I'm not sure why other characters don't feel the same way. Atleast Nahida does.

[@jinstii]

I FEEL BAD FOR HIM AWW😭😭

[@Mighty.Matcha.]

Same

[@justinyanrui1278]

Cyno: besides… if I tell lots of jokes, not All of them can be bad surely Me: Uhh… yeah, sure…

[@ashton8158]

Man I must have the most broken humor in the world if I keep laughing at his jokes…. Edit: I’m so glad people didn’t judge me and instead, agreed with how his jokes are funny which they are 🤩🙏

[@reiaceyuu2663]

...but they kinda are funny?

[@ashton8158]

@@reiaceyuu2663 yea they are

[@UzumakiD_luffy]

Nah you have good taste

[@crystalwu7400]

nah the npcs r just uncultured

[@samirSch]

Cyno explaining his motivation to tell jokes at first made me feel bad for him, then I burst out laughing when he expected to tell a good one "someday".

[@emmawhycantmyuserjustbeemm8278]

The ad that played before this vid was Cyno telling a joke XD In all honesty, this kinda got me emotional. The reason behind the telling the jokes and how he feels is really nice.

[@HmmYesInteresting...]

Hoyoverse about to make a playable dad who makes plenty of dad jokes

[@kamiyoshida5524]

He makes the most depressing dad jokes

[@ARayV]

THE WAY I GOT AN AD OF CYNO TELLING THE HYDRO SLIME DESERT JOKE RIGHT BEFORE THIS VIDEO LMFAO

[@Juicegaming-np3po]

He’s not telling a joke he’s actually stating facts 😭😭

[@DeclanRese]

I need to give my cyno a *HUGG*

[@yurinamiyazaki]

I genuinely feel so incredibly bad for him. I want to give him the biggest hug.

[@Me1tingMarshMe11ow]

This had the opposite effect, now I’m sad.. :(

[@yuri_nori]

The cryo slime was actually very funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@peachysai605]

HIS JOKES ARE CUTE... i love him so dearly.

[@Luna_Buna]

Look he’s trying his best. He’s reminds me of high school teachers who try to crack jokes the class is truly there like 😐

[@asu-ha]

PLEASE HE'S TRYING OKAY 😭🤚

[@fiemxro]

I just love the way I always have the same react to the cryo slime joke every time I heard it

[@mintheleaf9130]

Why did the mahamatra pulled off the treasure hoarder’s arm after the hoarder told a joke? Cus the mahamatra thought it was ‘humerus’

[@Panda-24]

Aw naw.🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@eiko1490]

Ouch. 🤣👏👏👏👏 my stomach hurts

[@stumpedtroper]

0:06 Maximum security

[@eris2202]

It’s so sad that you only have the choice to bully him for it because let me tell you he had me laughing

[@Kei_Kiana]

Now I kinda feel bad it feels like he is only trying to make people feel safer or happier 😢

[@kai.8781]

His jokes are so bad it makes me laugh

[@1nk_Cartridge]

Cyno is so bad at telling jokes that he is the joke so everyone laughs….. at him…

[@TheNethe]

tighnari is so done with cyno's jokes

[@yeyuehuayyh]

cyno’s jokes are a joke

[@DuskHaven-el9bu]

I would not be able to keep my composure while voicing those lines, respect.

[@JayYuuki]

Well the slime joke made laugh a bit

[@RK1M15]

Wanderer-looking dog at the corner at 1:40, and leaves cause Cyno says “‘you call that a joke?’ And then everyone else stared laughing. Even tho they were all saying-” at 1:52. Emotional damage

[@nathaDcocoa]

I never met someone who has strong will to land a joke on someone,..... someday

[@nightc0rreFan]

He's such a gem aaw

[@mrnathff4450]

I see that cyno trying to make others laugh and smiles and making a medicine of laughter but i can see that he is emotionless but has a nice spot

[@enollis1829]

actually made me exhale loudly from my nose on the cryo joke...

[@markstein9773]

Cyno: I fear no man, but *Tighnari* it scares me.

[@Dragonlord826]

I feel bad for my boy Cyno. Maybe I'll actually pull for him.

[@ignaciovelasco9452]

HE IS SO PRECIOUS

[@Lilly-hp7th]

The disappoint “okay”

[@yuuri01]

I don't know about ya'll but I cackled at the cryo slime joke 😆😆😆

[@RogueShadowAngel]

omg... cyno is genshin's me.. i literally tell jokes all the time... but they're all.... okay MOSTLY bad... XD but people get a laugh out of them because they're bad. its the intent that counts.

[@freishavocadoo7399]

im hurt cuz im def cyno cuz im so bad at telling jokes, its becoming miserable bc of how badly constructed the joke is.

[@WastedTalent83]

actually i liked the cryo slime joke XD

[@setsuna3662]

His reasons are very wholesome 😭 i love him even more 😭😭

[@azraelianmontefalcoiii5170]

When the most serious faced man makes jokes

[@rai-san3562]

He's so hopeful at the end, he looks soo...🤣

[@koothic_j]

his statements are more showerthoughts than jokes

[@otakuverse8545]

This is why Cyno I on of my favorite characters he is a good general and I love the fact that he'll tell joke even if its not funny I respect that about his character

[@mochi.5126]

i love this man and his jokes

[@WindfishR]

I’ll bless your eyes with the best Genshin joke I’ve come up with, ehem.. what is a polearm user’s favourite gum flavour? Spear mint!

[@itznyreedreamz]

Okay but the Cryo slime one got me thinkin thoughts I don’t need to think at this hour.

[@JohnnyIsHere_]

After the dialogue, Candace proceeds to the tree so she can cry her HP out 😭😭😭

[@Purified_Squeeg]

PLEASE WHEN HE SAID “okay.” HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS ABOUT TO CRY 😭😭💔💔💔

[@ineedhelp772]

As an Arab child who grew up with an Arab dad with jokes that aren't even funny to some people, Cyno did a great job at imitating my dad. P.S. I thought his jokes were funny

[@UzumakiD_luffy]

It’s not only Arabs… our dad in Iran tells horrible jokes as well 💀

[@katitobyt]

Middle East in general

[@ineedhelp772]

@@katitobyt yeah

[@ineedhelp772]

@@UzumakiD_luffy it’s almost everyone that doesn’t speak English

[@ms.pirate]

@@ineedhelp772 idk, that kabakabakabakaba joke by the Japanese is pretty funny (kaba is hippo, and we all know what baka is)

[@Jabukon]

When the dog grin is the funniest part of the video

[@doggypi1532]

Oof... He's got my support and hopefully he does improve heh~

[@blackdeath7426]

CYNO doesn't realize that they're not laughing at his jokes but laughing at HIM

[@chockitkat3776]

The funniest part about this is him telling jokes to help the matra feel safer around him. Who thought such a serious looking guy would have a hilarious personality?

[@timur22993]

Cyno, you absolute legend, you.

[@lightning_11]

“Collie-flower” will never not be a masterpiece.

[@marsh55]

Poor guy, he's tryibng so hard XD

[@dragonarch0]

Now I regret not pulling for cyno

[@kalopsiia.]

my humor is broken bc i laugh at all of his jokes

[@PrincessPengy]

Oh... oh, my heart... I'm neither at Sumeru nor do I have Cyno... but that little bit of backstory kinda makes me a little sad... keep at it, buddy, keep at it...