D&D Characters Play Real Life

What if our D&D characters were playing US?! How would you do in the game of "House's & Horses"??
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[@OneShotQuips]

Creating this sketch made me realize how boring of a world we live in 😂

[@Halvblodsprinsen100]

One Shot Questers as a blacksmith, i respectfully dissagree. Now, to wait for the skit to be released.

[@MartienBLY]

welcome to Real Life. XD

[@jacobsonntag2907]

Not only is it boring, but is also gives more than half the world anxiety

[@italiangaming]

What works what doesn’t. This definitely works!❤️❤️❤️

[@ramix187]

Well.... Welcome and just to let you know it doesn't get any better... GOOD LUCK!!!

[@Lazy_Spade]

People talking about “you are now a politician” The “oh.” Is completely underrated

[@OneShotQuips]

Petition to give the "oh" more attention

[@Keith_Norman]

Yeah

[@facetankhank]

I actually repeated the "oh" . It was spot on.

[@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513]

The oh is similar to TomSka's

[@SkizzlesUrSkittles]

and this needed 666 likes

[@saibogu002love]

Paladin doesn't even explain the rules first... Truly a master GM !

[@OneShotQuips]

He is the best we could of ever asked for!

[@justhuxley4355]

@@OneShotQuips translation: he was the only one willing to run this shitty game xD Are the GMs called Managers, per chance? 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFrostedfirefly]

@Sara García In fact in this game the rules keep changing every couple of years

[@brightbound3309]

@@OneShotQuips dude I s*** you not my players in my first ever time dming kept rolling high like 12s considering I was using a dice rolling app and I had to throw stinking elder dragons from the monster Hunter universe at them and they still killed them in like three shots do not let your players go to level 30 in the first f****** hour

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

@@brightbound3309 just start them at thirty

[@novamorphex]

"Ok you're now a politician." The player: *Drew Scanlon blinking meme*

[@OneShotQuips]

Facts!! 😂

[@thewonderfullymadejaraid7015]

@@OneShotQuips, regardless of anyone's political alignment, we can all agree that most politicians (and especially lawyers) are the most bloodsucking evil creatures on the planet.

[@onishojo9430]

His name is Drew????

[@yousufkhan2560]

@@onishojo9430 no it’s duke

[@yousufkhan2560]

@@onishojo9430 it’s just a meme

[@skellumsketch8229]

"He hasn't even seen the expansion pack, your 2020 is *messed* up." Wheezes. The drinking one also got me, because I always make alcoholic D&D characters, since I don't drink in real life.

[@OneShotQuips]

Hey same!!! :D

[@zellafae]

same! lol

[@EwemizDreamsRawks]

ayy same here 😎

[@sscorpiun6135]

Am I the only one that’s an alcoholic in both cases? :’)

[@princessdaisy9511]

Same

[@luigiluis3d482]

“Who would want to live in this stupid world?” Too real...? Amazing sketch

[@OneShotQuips]

It was a bit too real haha!

[@daultonl.608]

Im just going to leave this post at this many likes (Edit: it was at 69 likes, someone else broke it long ago so I can now like it)

[@taramaforhaikido7272]

@@OneShotQuips Actually, there's a LOT of good plot that can come from that. have it head in the direction of how we're all monsters. Lead to more entertaining events.

[@BasicPsychology101]

At least we have dental, Netflix and fudge.

[@definitelynotanork9520]

“You are now a politician” Best line ever

[@OneShotQuips]

Thank you, thank you!

[@charlottebarker6530]

Just the oh did it for me

[@snaildragoon921]

I like the "Ok you are now a paladin (Or what this game calls the "Missionary's")"

[@wademontibello53]

I was laughing so hard hahahahahahahaha

[@bigbadbob7070]

It’s been a while since the last time I burst out laughing like that.

[@SwedishFox]

"I'm gonna sell my soul to the devil!" okay you're now a politician

[@OneShotQuips]

Welp! Can you blame them? 😂

[@articusramos808]

I that that was a lawyer or musician. But then agan....

[@chocomiso6641]

Oh..

[@NicholasWarper]

Said the exact same thing before you said it but somehow you got the most likes out of us two

[@Ace2014Ace]

@@articusramos808 he said THE Devil not a demon.

[@DarkAngel40]

"Ok you're now a politician." *Insert "Boy, that escalated quickly." meme.*

[@OneShotQuips]

Hey, I did NOT plan the last joke with the election results today haha

[@xXDemkaBelikovXx]

"You are now a Politician!" "..... *Oh.* "

[@OneShotQuips]

Was not planned with the results being shown today 😂

[@EchoingVideos]

I love that the wizard was the only one to survive 🤣

[@OneShotQuips]

Hey had to give the wizard some love 😊

[@adamantine7777]

But at what cost?

[@bakedpotato7201]

Nah its cause he was super cautious from all the dying in dnd

[@justinmoore4244]

No, the wizard still dies by a assassination beacuse he became to popular.

[@setster007]

@@justinmoore4244 Indeed.

[@lukeoates1248]

"I will sell my soul to gain some amount of power IN THIS WORLD" "Ok your a politician" I did not expect that and i sufferd 1 d12 laughing damage. I am now dead

[@OneShotQuips]

*Cleric comes running in*

[@lukeoates1248]

@@OneShotQuips I was the cleric😂 Its a dark day when theres 2 clerics in the party

[@lukeoates1248]

I made it weird didnt I...bahamut dam it

[@friedchickencandles]

@@lukeoates1248 its a dark day when your entire party is different clerics and your the dm

[@lukeoates1248]

@@friedchickencandles did that ever happen to you Im still new to dnd so ive not had a chance to have a proper group yet

[@dainbramage781]

The adoption line and the "You're now a politician" line had me cackling and tearing up from laughter. Well done, good sir.

[@OneShotQuips]

Yes!! Goal made! Glad you enjoyed!

[@WiseRabbit]

"IMMA SELL MY SOUL FOR POWER!" - Becomes a poletician.

[@OneShotQuips]

I mean...It happens haha

[@rainasojen]

"Why would anyone want to live in this world?" Good question rogue! Poor rogue, I think he might be living my life XD As usual, freaking amazing work!!!

[@OneShotQuips]

Thank you!! 😊😊

[@partialrium5879]

"You are now a politician." Wizard: "oh..." THE POWER IN THAT SENTENCE WAS THE ONLY PART THAT MADE ME ACTUALLY LAUGH OUT LOUS THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE EVER XD

[@savannamoody4870]

“EYYYY!!.....what’s a straight A?” 😂💀 deaddd

[@aionicthunder]

It’s an A, not an _A_

[@Pseudoaquanaut]

“I become a fighter” “You joined the army, and you now have the ability called “workout”. Unfortunately, a war is happening, and you die a month after you enlist.”

[@hoid9407]

Or even worse, "You join the military. You work out every day, train like your life depends on it, but the primary part of the war ended years ago and you either never deploy or when you do you stand in a guard tower looking at nothing."

[@baguettegott3409]

@@hoid9407 The fact that you find this worse than actually going to war and dying should be concerning for you.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@baguettegott3409 the fact that, apparently, at least 4 other people agree with him is even more concerning...

[@shidanslair]

​@@hoid9407WTF

[@JohnSmith-tc7ti]

Player: Artificer! DM: You create some horrible things! Me: Wait a minute, what kinds of things are we talking here?

[@derekstein6193]

4-chan, Tik Tok and.... RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! ~shudder~

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Also the 2020 DLC pack

[@lollol-ew5ks]

nukes

[@FuturPlanet]

A certain chaimber with a certain gas

[@UmbraKrameri]

As I'm playing with this class for many years now, I can tell you: all kinds of messed up things. Artificer is really OP in this game.

[@m3g4l0s3r]

“You are now a politician.”

[@OneShotQuips]

.......oh

[@DarthWells]

@@OneShotQuips I lol'd again

[@Imposter_Possum]

I find it pretty funny that Wizard, the most squishy player ever, is the only one to survive adulthood.

[@OneShotQuips]

I had to give the Wizard some love at some point!

[@Imposter_Possum]

I'm glad you did. The wizard definitely deserves it. They're the only one that gets things done lol.

[@anthonyspencer7823]

“You are now a missionary...” “...Perfect” 😂😂

[@OneShotQuips]

Glad you enjoyed that line Cuz!

[@thelastobasknight3966]

"I want to sell my soul to the devil to have some sort of power in this world!" "Ok, you are now a politician." "Oh..." Pure. Comedy. Gold.

[@Darkmegabeast8990]

I'm here for oath of throwing it back Paladin 🤣

[@OneShotQuips]

He is resting his back today haha

[@bench5236]

My favorite classes are circus members and politicians

[@OneShotQuips]

Same 😂

[@mingling8559]

I heard there’s a subclass of circus member called American politician

[@davidparkes7741]

Is the Wizard becoming a politician a non blatant way of saying.... *Wizard dies of 1d4 political corruption damage?* Lol.

[@OneShotQuips]

Bahahaha that would happen though 😂

[@jonathanblair5920]

@@OneShotQuips nah, first 20 levels was spent beefing up fighter. even if he rolls poorly on the saves, he should be able to tank the damage in one piece xD

[@lunarose2730]

Dude this was too true for everyone! Yeah this game for D&D is called Life and it sucker punches you all the freakin time.

[@OneShotQuips]

It does, It truly does haha

[@alexapinter8714]

It's too real, my poor heart can't handle it

[@OneShotQuips]

Tell me about it....I realized how boring our world was after creating this sketch haha!

[@dylanthompson5009]

The timing of the ending was perfect.

[@OneShotQuips]

I did NOT plan that I swear haha 😂

[@ironfae]

This reminds me a friend who carries a d20 around and actually rolls it in every day life decisions. His wedding was awkward. 😂😂😂

[@otterblau5253]

Just low-key here, but barbarian apparently knows what a high school is.

[@ViveeFox]

Of course, he had to drop out of one.

[@setster007]

@@ViveeFox Yeah, he couldn't figure out how straight-As work, that why he dropped out!

[@threedaysgrace2233]

Well time for me to find a book to summon the devil.

[@OneShotQuips]

I would like to suggest the book of Cthulu

[@joaquinriosrodriguez7316]

I suggest the Constitution

[@LostSoulNexus]

@@OneShotQuips can't afford the sanity points

[@CygnusTheSilly]

For summoning I would recommend the Necronomicon it was written by Abdul Alhazred

[@joaquinriosrodriguez7316]

@@CygnusTheSilly but if you want to become a politician you need to hand your flesh and bones to the Constitution.

[@kawaiiteacher1393]

I'm here waiting with the family. The kids are excited. 💜💜💜💜

[@OneShotQuips]

I hope you and the kids enjoyed!! :D

[@kawaiiteacher1393]

@@OneShotQuips We loved it! You didn't disappoint. We feel bad for Barbarian. The ending was genius. 🤓

[@renatofialho1792]

Can we uninstall the 2020 DLC already? It's full of bugs and errors... damn you auto-update u.u

[@OneShotQuips]

Oh ya!! Why didn't I think of that.... *uninstall's DLC, 2020 is saved*

[@tigerwarrior1787]

@@OneShotQuips Yeah... I tried uninstalling the DLC... and all that happened was something called 'The Rapture', whatever that means.

[@gabrielv1856]

If 2020pack is uninstalled it will mess the 2021 game saves

[@Claudia-pm7wg]

I tried uninstall and caught a virus instead. Then I got locked out of my system and now I can only wait for a repairman, who for some reason can't come. Something about a 'lock-down' and riots?

[@doomfallmustang9904]

Todd Howard is probably to blame for that one. It was only a matter of time before he bugged reality.

[@sparrowthesparrow]

The “you are now a missionary” line reminded me of “The Lives of Christopher Chant”, in The Chronicles of Chrestomanci series. That series is actually what really got me hooked on High Fantasy in the first place, which then led me to start playing D&D, which then led me to this channel, and now to this video, which is one of the best you’ve made by the way :3 “Year 2020 is *messed up*” and demonic politicians indeed X3

[@OneShotQuips]

Well I am so glad you stumbled upon our channel 😊

[@sparrowthesparrow]

@One Shot Questers So am I! :3

[@enbyunus]

My mom will tell me this went up and then I'll tell her that I watched it already-

[@OneShotQuips]

So proud of you ☺

[@enbyunus]

@Riley Harper oh hey-

[@katherinec.9609]

D&D is made to escape reality, sadness and suffering. You made the opposite, my life.

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

Now imagine these D&D characters having their Real Life characters meet up to play some D&D.

[@kyriakosnikolaidis5368]

*wizard dies of 1d4 "being fed up with the game" damage*

[@OneShotQuips]

Facts 😂

[@escalatorfou722]

This is genius ! The 2020 's extension should be epic !

[@OneShotQuips]

Um.....I don’t think it’s as epic as it seems 😂

[@annchapstick]

a while back we started a oneshot by ending a session of our character’s favorite game “suburbs and karens”. i remember my character’s character was going through a messy divorce with the bbeg, his ex-wife karen, and the party was working to make sure he had custody of the kids. good times, good times.

[@WarTie]

this is amazing, EXPLAIN MORE PLEASE I WANT TO HEAR WHATS GOING ON

[@NMEnygma]

Wait, let me check my notes *checks notes* Yep, no lies detected.

[@OneShotQuips]

YESSSS 😂

[@nixisblue]

This reminds me of a campaign my DM is currently planning. We're all good friends or family, so he made our stats reflect our actual abilities and such. We all play as ourselves!

[@cashkromsupernerd1193]

Just wait til y'all see what he put as your flaws

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

"there's only, like, one race in this game" Well _excuse me,_ but what if I _wanna_ be a dog???

[@GippyHappy]

For the first minute I was very confused and thought they were all just super into role play and the DM was introducing his awful homebrew.

[@Benaveil]

OMG! I love the entire setup and build up! Great work Duke!

[@OneShotQuips]

Thank you!! :D All thanks to help of my wonder Patrons! ;)

[@feedergoldfish]

4:57 "A wizard then." "You're a librarian." Hah!!

[@matsh5633]

Dude your sketches are actually amazingly written/produced.

[@JamIsSquared]

5:16 he said "oh" in all lowercase

[@PrimeMiridian]

(nods quietly) This is some quality content, yes.

[@OneShotQuips]

Thank you....Thank you

[@umokwhy2830]

That one politician didn't like this video it seems. I should have seen it coming but that twist hit me right in the teeth.

[@OneShotQuips]

You are welcome 😂

[@SteamPopProductions]

AMAZING!! Loved this one! Keep up the great work!!!

[@OneShotQuips]

Thank you! 😊

[@sadiemcc9363]

You shoulda made the guy becoming a warlock a Scientologist...

[@OneShotQuips]

Oh that’s a good one too!

[@jellyduck100]

“You’re now a politician” bruh I’m done. 😆💀

[@OneShotQuips]

So is the wizard 😂

[@Phoenixqueen77]

Other than the drinking the barbarian is like the most wholesome thing xD

[@kingdonut8272]

This actually seems like a pretty fun game, I'd totally play it.

[@IrishKeshiHead]

“Now you’re a politician” I gotta wonder what the wizard would do being a politician at least?

[@CasualLemmonJuice]

“Ayyyyyyyhaha! What’s a straight A?”

[@henrymars6626]

Aaaaaa wonderful work as always!! Selling your soul to be a politician lmao. Too real too real.

[@OneShotQuips]

First off: thank you! Second off: I did not plan that last joke with the results happening today 😂

[@SpaceMissile]

1:55 - "...which allows you go graduate with straight-A's." Barbarian: _"Aaaaaaaaa!"_

[@jasonsalvo4960]

Best. Twist. EVER. Love the content. Keep up the good work!

[@OneShotQuips]

Glad you enjoyed the twist! 😂 and thank you!

[@the_fox_writter]

Just the soft ‘oh’ at the end freaking got me.

[@Asyia]

😂😂 "you are now a politician" ahhahaha oh my gosh too real too real that dealt 8d8 laughing damage my face hurts from laughing

[@OneShotQuips]

Bahaha that’s a lot of damage 😂 but so glad you enjoyed!

[@TRASHR11]

I hate how I didn't suspect the ending and it actually made me laugh.

[@cwan2389]

Absolutely love that twist at the end!

[@sofialu226]

"I'M GONNA MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL TO HAVE SOME REAL POWER IN THIS WORLD" "Ok, you are now a Politician" Hahaha 😂

[@regularrose5571]

Duke! This was hilarious! I love your videos as always, keep up the amazing work, we all see the time and effort you put into making these videos really high quality, thank you so much for entertaining us! 🥰

[@OneShotQuips]

Thank YOU!!!! For taking the extra step in supporting us that allows me to continue with this!

[@regularrose5571]

@@OneShotQuips you are most welcome, I'm really excited for you to get really famous 😁

[@jacobsonntag2907]

Wizard: I will sell my sole to the devil so that I can have some sort of power in this game! DM: ok, you become a politician. Me: he’s spiting facts

[@OneShotQuips]

Hold me back I am going to crazy!

[@book_hoarding_dragon3038]

W-wait wait wait wait waaaaaait a second..... Quest.... aren't real?

[@OneShotQuips]

I know....it killed me on the inside

[@Akira-Aerins]

"You are now a politician" "Oh." Best part.

[@amberjackson9268]

Oh my god that "oh" was just so funny!!

[@OneShotQuips]

Petition to give the “oh” more screen time

[@sparrowthesparrow]

The “you are a politician now” killed me Now I have to make a new chara- Gawdamit.

[@OneShotQuips]

Yaaaaa we only get one character 😂

[@Existentialism8820]

The small oh at the end is what hit me. Nothing else, just the oh.

[@shelbybayer200]

Ahahaha, Politicians as Warlocks Too accurate

[@elvalencic3868]

There's a book based off this concept. Homerooms and hall passes. It's pretty funny. Worth a read.

[@ET1]

bro im in love with your barbarian character..... why is it so good.

[@doctorwhooves6510]

Everything after 4:44 was dang hilarious if you ask me! Fantastic job!

[@silveraxolotl7153]

The OH at the end got me gooood

[@jamesleonard8593]

5:04 to the end PRICELESS

[@orqthryn6647]

i did expect the politician thing but god damn was the delivery good. "oh" *blank stare*

[@cm1510]

That little "oh" at the end KILLED ME.

[@tsunamirojomajore1762]

That was hilarious. I am so glad I started watching the older videos.

[@alienz8641]

There is literally a Robot Chicken sketch with the exact same premise. I love it!

[@FrumpybutSuperSmart]

That little "ooh" at the end really got me.

[@OneShotQuips]

Yessss 😂

[@joaopedroescochi2308]

wasn’t expecting the end 💀

[@moogamooga2100]

Holy crap! This was EXTREMELY well-done!

[@Thefruitspeaks]

Clearly my daughters were prodigies. Screech, Wail, and Tantrum were abilities well before their 4th years. Articulate Swear was added to Wail in year 3.

[@not1t839]

Whats a straight A. I felt that

[@OneShotQuips]

Same.....same

[@SmirnockIce]

That "oh" at the end was perfect

[@sosanmia3]

Hyped for the new vid! ^^

[@isbammoi3358]

"Why would anyone want to live in this world!" Proceeds to open castle door to a House's and Horse's hallway 👀.

[@JoveAnno]

I really like how the missionary make all the cars around him bow.

[@Arcko9]

That last line got me. I don't know why I didn't see it coming.

[@jessevancooney6963]

love the "oh" at the end

[@drextube3841]

That last joke about Politicians had me cracking up on the floor! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theheavyflamer6383]

There’s bound to be an alternate universe where this is an actual game

[@superj1010]

How fitting this video came out on the day the election was decided.

[@OneShotQuips]

I swear I did not plan that 😂

[@superj1010]

@@OneShotQuips But maybe the Wizard did. 🤔

[@MaJunior00]

At the risk of throwing fuel on the fire... The election is not actually decided yet. There are like 2-3 states doing recounts, and a couple other states involved in some level of lawsuit/investigation. Anyway, it's not officially over. Doesn't matter if the news is trying to say it is. And while the outcome isn't likely to change this time, I remember back in 2000 we had President Al Gore for like... 30 days. So who the hell knows.

[@superj1010]

@@MaJunior00 Fuel thrown, no flame

[@ikeillue8385]

Saw that last joke coming from a mile away. Still laughed really hard at it.

[@MiguelSanchezDelVillar]

Now risking your life killing 40 gobbos for 2 coins doesn't look so bad

[@d.b.hemlock]

This was the best one. Late to the party but this was gold 🤣🤣🤣