D&D Players, What action did your character take, that SHOCKED the DM? #3

[@MrRipper]

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[@Minesniper07]

We were trying to break into the embassy of a country at war with the one we were in. Over a few weeks my changeling eloquence bard/warlock stirred up the city's people and organized a massive protest using many different identities. On the night of our break-in, there were thousands of angry people barely being held back from a full-on riot and my DM thought that I'd accomplished my goal of creating a suitable distraction so the party could sneak in through a secret tunnel. He was wrong. As my character kept passing checks to subvert the guards' attempts to calm the crowd, I told him that I paid special attention to the embassy guard captain's voice as he gave commands. He thought I was listening for their plans, so he didn't realize what I was planning until it happened. I jumped up on a cart by the road to make myself visible, still in one of the forms I'd used to organize these protests, and sent my invisible sprite familiar up to the top of the wall. With 20 charisma, expertise in deception, rolling a minimum of 10 on deception/persuasion, advantage from the actor feat that also let me mimic the captain's voice, and an eldritch invocation that let me speak through my familiar, I pretended to be the captain and ordered the guards to fire on my own character. A couple crossbow bolts aren't much of a threat to a level 10 character, but with the crowd already so hostile and the embassy firing at what looked like a civilian there was no way to keep order. A sea of rioters swarmed the embassy and tore its defenders down through sheer numbers. Meanwhile, my character disappeared into the crowd, changed faces, and went back to the inn for the night. The world never knew what really happened that day, the only survivor from the embassy was the captain whose drake flew him to safety once he was knocked unconscious in the fighting, and there was nobody left to stop our rogue from walking in and taking what we came for. All without a single spell.

[@federicofiordelli104]

i want a follow up from this, its better than the RWBY plotline already and i wanna know more.

[@alisontibbens2155]

Fireball necklace: Can't stop laughing.

[@LordMarvel]

I can't believe that the guy from fireball neckles story used "overwhelming force" instead of "superior firepower"... PUN WASTED!!!

[@lamia197]

On my first DnD, I played with my high leveled friends, the story was about getting a new novice member in the party. We had a lot of fun with me panicking and falling into every plot twists and traps, just surviving with the help of my laughing friends. At the end of the journey a "most beautiful Houri saint(?)" rewarded our team. My character got a dagger that can capture 6 NPC/Monster that I can summon like a pokemon (DM wanted to give me something to help me when I fall into traps). Ah, but I have learnt my lessons. Through my experience in plot twist I knew this beautiful saint would be an evil boss, so I stabbed her with the dagger she gave me. She wasn't evil, She was suppose to be the mission giver for the next session and someone we needed to help to protect a town. DM did not expect me to grow so distrustful with every NPC.

[@loka7783]

Methinks she might just possibly be a tad grumpy about giving up the next quest. :)

[@lamia197]

@@loka7783 You have no idea how funny it gets when I summon her lol.

[@emberfist8347]

The Paladin and the kid reminds me of the scene in Men In Black where Will Smith tries to justify shooting the cutout of a little girl and not the obviously monstrous aliens during the shooting gallery.

[@justtj8085]

My characters a rogue and wanted to take a singular lvl in cleric, but the DM said that we'd have to justify thr "how" of multiclassing because getting a bunch of extra abilities all of a sudden makes less sense than the abilities we get specialized within our own class. Anyways this is Icewind Dale where everyone worships the evil snow goddess, so to get a holy symbol and show a devotion to Selune at the same time, he asked the paladin to carve the holy symbol into his back, because if he did anything wrong he could just lay-on-hands heal the damage anyways. DM did not see that one coming.

[@impofstpete727]

First we set the stage: I'm a goblin sorcerer with a background in herbs. I'm also the chef. My squishy stats and lack of weapon proficiency makes me a no-go for most combat as our party is melee heavy. Fighter, barbarian, paladin, the usual. I'm in the way. I instead focus on using my skills in a support role. I imbue magic into my food while also mixing in beneficial herbs. In one case I developed a chocolate snack that would heal someone to almost full hp while removing any exhaustion points. The benefit was that they could use these quickly to heal before a fight without needing a long rest. Occasionally I would come along but the paladin would complain constantly about having to protect me. The rest of the group kept quiet during these rants but were very uncomfortable. I let it go, for the time being anyhow. Eventually the paladin would threaten me to give him anything I cooked and HE would decide who gets what. Again, I at least acted like it slid off me. The moment: The party had been in massive battle that spanned nearly 2 sessions at 4 hours each. I was absent for these 2 sessions so it made sense that I didn't know what exactly had happened. When I returned they were on the way back and were in rough shape. Except for the paladin. He was the only one fresh as a daisy. I pulled the fighter aside to check her wounds and asked if my recipe had worked. She responded by saying that the paladin had kept all of the food to himself. The second anything detrimental happened he would scarf something down so he, and only he, would be at 100%. I announced to the party that I would prepare a 7 course feast in their honor and they could regale me with the tale. The paladin immediately declared how he was the champion of the battle as he landed the final blow. The others lowered their eyes. When dinner was to be served I received a nod from the DM and he stated that I would be narrating. I told them that this was a special meal and a constitution check would be done after each course to see if they could move to the next one. They would get a higher DC per course but anyone who made it to the final course got a surprise. I had run all of this by the DM the day before so it was cleared. I only made one change to my plan. The last course. The party makes it through 6 courses but all except one fails the check. The paladin is the only one to be able to indulge in the 7th course, dessert. I proudly bring the small plate of chocolate souffle to the paladin. He greedily devours it and grins with smug determination. "I win! As always I win!" I then tell him to make a constitution check. He presumed this was to see if he pukes up the food. He failed the check, although in all fairness he would have needed a total of 50 to pass. It was impossible. This was where I adjusted my voice to a massively deep level. I asked the party if they enjoyed their meal as much as I enjoyed making it before explaining what they had eaten in detail. The first 5 courses were specifically designed to heal and rejuvenate them but the 6th was there to paralyze them. Their hearing was dulled and they couldn't move. Then I looked at the paladin, "But the 7th was for just you. I made it special. See I don't like bullies and greedy people. You're both." I laughed, "Would you like to know what's in it? Chocolate, sugar," I paused, "hemlock, foxglove, and nightshade." The DM was dumbfounded. I had my goblin walk across the table between the frozen party to the paladin. "You see now? You all will recover gradually over the next 3 hours but this one, he dies. Stuck in his chair with no chance of salvation. Farewell to all of you and Mr. Paladin, I'll see you in hell." With a turn on my heals I hopped off from the table, grabbed my things, and walked away. The DM plans to use Squee as a villain assassin later on.

[@impofstpete727]

Honestly I had good intentions to start with. Had he failed the 6th check I would have let it go. Also I downplayed what he did a little. The guy was abusive as hell to the others when I wasn't around. The running joke was that his alignment was chaotic stupid.

[@TorManiak]

What's the Paladin's OOC reaction?

[@impofstpete727]

Like most of the table he was in shock. He started to get mad but I shut it down. He was smug in character but in real life he was pretty cowardly. The fighter told him he got what he deserved for being a jerk, not just to me but the whole table. He was forced to acquiesce.

[@justinheck4271]

There was a time where our party was exploring the underdark, I was a suli monk with our kobold sorcerer and human Bard following behind me in my shadows. My monk had the tendency to ask questions first, reasoning "it hasn't done anything to us yet so it may be a friend". Well as we're going through the tunnel we come across hook horrors. The kobold did all the speaking and I assumed the best. They wanted an item in exchange for passage through their tunnel. My monk had taken a vow poverty so he had nothing more than the bare essentials and had already gone through his rations. They were so thrown off that this poor stupid creature wondering their tunnels didn't even have food and so they gave me a massive cave salmon and let me pass( the group sneaking behind me). The DM was so thrown off because every other time he has ever used a hook horror it was immediate combat. Still on of the funniest encounters our group has had.

[@josepholson324]

I was the DM and we were playing 5E and my father who was a fighter with a minus one int modifier, he basically reformed an entire goblin camp with 2 casualties (to the goblins) and a presence attack.

[@johns9652]

Once while playing as a rogue, I was attempting to pick the locks to release a prisoner who was bound. I think we had stumbled on an empty (other than prisoners) camp, might have been an Orc camp, I don't remember now. Anyway, due to a misunderstanding in description, I went from trying to release the poor hapless prisoner, to asking if it was possible to use lock picks as an improvised weapon to do sneak attack damage. The shocked DM was like "Wait, what's your alignment?" "Well, ok then, if that's what you really wanna do, I guess lock picks are pointy enough"... See, he had been describing the camp and the prisoners while I was working on the locks, which took several rolls as I recall, so a bit of real life time at the table. At one point, he said the prisoner had a broken arrow in his hand. Paranoid player that I am, I thought he meant they were palming an arrow to use as a dagger, just waiting for me to release them so they could get a surprise round attack. What he actually meant was that the poor prisoner still had an arrow impaling his hand, probably a result of the fight that lead to him getting captured in the first place. This took a few minutes to figure out and explain, and the entire (good-aligned) party was ready to attack ME when they thought I was just murdering a defenseless prisoner. We then had a few laughs and replayed a couple rounds.

[@lordmars2387]

Our ranger had just got the pipes of the sewer I asked him to give me 10 minutes as I'd be casting speak with animals to get info on this level of the dungeon. DM leaps to his feat "You can't do that you're a barbarian" "it's one of the features of totem barbarians" he demanded to see it in the book and was stunned.

[@JLWalker101]

The most shocked my DM ever got was when my character a lvl5 barbarian used his shlong to slap and cause a statue and its friends to commit suicide. We had been on a long 5 hour crawl of a sewer in a city that was trapped in another demension inhabited by suits of armor that had the spirits of there former wearers trapped inside them. We had been travleing the sewers for a while and stumbled apon a open area with several stone statues and the BBEG. The BBEG then brought the statues alive and we spent the next 30 rounds or 2 hours battleing these statues most of us taking alot of damage and on our last legs. I had been rolling pretty poorly doing some bad damage output against the staute i was fighting which had been kicking my ass for 2 hours now. So im at about 15 hp and 1 or 2 hits away from death and decide if were gona die im gona do something stupid and make it memorable. Our DM would let us do anything if we could make the rolls but didnt expect it when i stood up at the table and said "imma slap it with my dick". So he says you need to make atleast a 19 with each roll to pull anything off. I managed to roll 9 d20s for each action and the attack for slapping the statue with my characters meaty member. My character managed to jump 7 feet in the air did 2 points of damage to the face of the statue and receiving one point of damage from the pain. The DM in shock at the fact that i pulled it off then says " the statue manages to produce a face of pure horror then turns its weapon on its self commiting ritual suicide with the other statues following suit". The BBEG looks in pure amazement at what happens and disappears in a cloud of smoke in pure fear of what i did to the statues. The group ended up giving my character the nickname cock slapper for the rest of that campaign and the move was used 2 more times before it ended.

[@justabear24]

I was playing a Kobold cleric (death domain, neutral evil for context) when we arrived at a safe house (a previously looted Workshop, but not looted by us haha) so we decided to explore a bit of each room. One of them had a bed, a table with a chair and a chest in a corner, kind of hidden. I jokingly said: I loot the Mimic! Because well I knew if a place was looted like this and almost completely destroyed it was quite weird to find an unopened chest. My dm was in shock because I discovered his plan and well the others completely ignored the Little Kobold happily hopping towards the chest, patting it softly. The Mimic opened its maw, ready to eat me in one bite and then I say I would give it one of my rations. The DM explained the Mimic was confused but kind of grateful for the meal. But it tried to grapple me with his tongue. I smiled and casually said: I want to gently pet the Mimic while talking softly to it, in a friendly manner. So here I am, after rolling very high, gently petting the Mimic and calling it cute names, like he was an oversized dog or something. The rest of the party entered the room again and was in shock about "our little Kobold girl being almost swallowed by a Mimic" but I explained that "Cerbero" was just a very playfull boy and that I was okay. Then the most surreal scene happened. Cerbero letting me go, jumping around with his tongue out, greetint everybody, licking and tearing some clothing. Our barbarian was kind of startled, the artificer scared to death, our marijuana addict sorcerer just gave it a joint which the Mimic ate without hesitating and was drugged (I had to cast lesser restoration cause it started bitting). Then after that I walked to the table to create food and water for our party and new friend. Our Barbarian rolled high on perception, noticing a small badge on the Mimic's lock, so we discovered his actual name was Chester. Now Chester is my new friend, and we had a good time playing in our "long rest" :)

[@jerryferguson5]

Never. Ever. Trust. Children

[@shiroitaka5948]

Demon child.

[@QuillStroke]

In a 3.5 game we were caught in the Void and my half-dragon character had just blown up (to clarify; she had tried healing them after they had been fighting and it did the opposite, so she tried Remove Curse and this they exploded) her "Mate and Brother" after begging the god that took them there to bring them.backneven offering her soul for them, he refused and angry (and a few good rolls in Knowledge Draconic and Arcana) she absorbed all the power and magic of the Void around her. At first I thought that I was going to have to use a new character, but after some talk (and the DM telling me above board that her mate and brother were in fact Void Constructs as her actions surprised the DM) she has the Shadow Walker Template and now we're trapped in the Void and have to get out before the Void consumes both her mind and souls and that of her Paladin companion.

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

This ended my character, but it very much shocked the DM and the players who were with me. We had been in a long running Mutants and Masterminds 3E game, and I had a powersuit user whose Hero Name was 'Freedom Eagle.' He was always a team player, a true Samaritan, and a friend to everyone in the party. About a year in our GM had his great villainous plan finally commencing, and after barely succeeding against scores of villains (we were all power level 10) the DM put us against King Babylon. Now King Babylon is a monster for an unprepared party of PL10's. Heck, he can be a monster even for a prepared party. He's a PL13 and among very strong abilities also has an active disintegration aura. So our speedster was dropped unconscious. King Babylon can levitate so our earth-bender type character who was blind couldn't sense aerial vibrations. Our Gravity user was practically unable to affect him with gravity fields because he had ridiculous checks. The GM apologized, he hadn't realized King Babylon was this strong, and was coming up with a contingency to save us. It came to my turn. Freedom Eagle looked to the sky for the position of the sun. He turned to his companions and after giving a thumbs up, told them to not worry, and save the hostages being held captive. He would take care of King Babylon. It is important to note that Freedom Eagle responded to worldwide crises frequently, and had enough thrust to cross the planet in its entirety in mere seconds. I used my movement to approach King Babylon, and my action to grapple. My grapple succeeded. The DM adked if I had anything else before my turn ended. I used Ultimate Effort for a hero point and took another move action, positioning myself and activating the full power of my thrusters to fly directly toward the sun. I wouldn't get there in one turn, I knew that. I just needed to get King Babylon out of earth's orbit. I did. The gold-plated prototype Freedom armor, the 'Golden Eagle',, had its test flight that day, disintegrating from King Babylon's aura as he hurtled toward the sun. Freedom Eagle gave one final transmission before going radio silent. "It has been an honor to serve alongside all of you. Godspeed." The DM was at a loss for words for a full minute afterward processing what happened. King Babylon did not have powers that allowed him to move through space, and though he would survive in a vacuum, he was doomed to hurtle endlessly toward the sun.

[@xMaugrex]

Woah there hang on a second can we take a step back and talk about the whole "Succubi disguised as CHILDREN" thing in that one story?

[@dylanjones8134]

It was session zero, and 3 out of 5 of our players were new to DND - including me! After our characters had all met in a tavern, the DM initiated what was supposed to be a very easy brawl with some cultists as an introduction to combat. At this stage, my character was a useless human with a cane. (He would later have a near-death experience and an encounter with a dying dryad that would break an ancient curse and restore him to his hidden ancestral lineage as a changeling sorcerer, but currently he had nothing more than a fancy stick.) My second ever roll was a nat 20 when throwing my cane across the room at a cultist. It impaled him through his eye and killed him. The DM had a werewolf enter into the backroom of the tavern as a plot point for our quest-giving NPC to battle with some firebombs while we escaped out the front door and jump straight into our quest. Everyone else knew that fighting a werewolf at level 1 was a death wish but I, a smooth-brained newbie (character AND player), was feeling full of bravado after my first ever kill. I picked up a bottle of spirits from the bar and headed into the back room to fight the werewolf, whose face was on fire from the firebombs. The DM told me afterwards that this was the stupidest thing I could have done, and he was ready to help me with a new character sheet. DM: What do you do? Me: I run up to the werewolf and hit it in the face with the bottle of spirits DM: Ok.... roll for attack Me: NAT 20 DM: (trying to figure out how he can keep my idiot character alive) the bottle of spirits explodes from the fire. You take 5 points of fire damage (all but one of my HP). The werewolf is still very much alive, but has never been assaulted or experienced a pain like this before. It runs out of the tavern, face on fire, screaming into the woods. The DM couldn't believe I, a useless level 1 human armed with a bottle of spirits, ran and fought a werewolf with it, AND THEN rolled a nat 20 for attack. Some might say I should have died that day because a nat 20 in combat only affect how much damage is done, but I'm thankful for a DM willing to make the most of what a nat 20 can do, because I'm pretty sure that's the only way my stupid character is still alive today.

[@gungamegeneral3892]

Not really shocking for him but when my character shouted swears down a dark hallway triggering an encounter not meant for our 1st level party

[@alvarox951]

"i am definitly a paranoid player" i couldn't relate more

[@jettblade]

As the GM I ran a game, not DnD, with the players set out as bounty hunters. This was the first time I ran game. So the players ended up catching up and killing their bounties. They were tasked with bringing back the heads the conditions didn't matter. One player decided to smoke the heads to preserve them. I was dumbfounded to the point I had to get up from the table and walk away. That player was one of the most creative people I know and that still got me. As a player I have a really good story that is great in parts. I was playing Evil Wizard that specialized in Earth and Water magic. We ended up going into a desert to explore a ruin. 1. As we travel we came across a Bone Golem. At that point only 2 of the 8 people of our group could actually damage it. I cast Earth to Mud to make a very large area, thanks to the sand, into a pit that sank the Golem. I then cast Mud to Stone to trap it below the sand for us to escape. Golems in RoleMaster lock onto a target and keep going until it's dead or it finds something else. So he was pretty shocked that we were able to get away unharmed. 2. As we arrived in the ruins we got through to the end and most of the party decided facing a dragon was not what they signed up for but my wizard and 2 others went on. We saw this body of a dragon laying on a large treasure pile. We pressed on. Then the Dragon started to stir and looked at us. I identified it as a Vampiric Dragon. I asked the GM if I saw anything other than gold and didn't. The Ranger that went in started to dialog with the dragon as I kept looking for something interesting. I teleported to the other side of the dragon and asked the GM again if I had seen books, weapons, or anything of interest. Nothing but gold. I told the GM that I set my pack down and start shoveling gold into my pack. The dragon paused mid sentence and turned toward my character. The Ranger and the other character booked it out of there. The dragon just stared at disbelief and asked, "What is your name?" I stopped, closed my bag, flung it over my shoulder, and answered with a slight bow, "My lordly dragon my name is Teleport." I cast the teleport spell and GTFOed. Caught everyone at the table by surprise especially the GM who tried his hardest to stop me but because of how I did it he couldn't do anything (I roleplayed it and he said anything we did in character would be honored). We joked a little afterwards that the dragon wanted to know my name because he wanted to put in on the Wall of Interesting Victims. 3. After the teleport I secured the camp so we could leave as soon as the others regrouped. Took them awhile but everyone made it back to the entrance and as we're about to leave we see the dragon waiting outside for us. It hits me. I look at the GM and say "I teleport". He snickers saying how I was about to abandon the party and he asks, "Where to?". I say, "Back to the treasure room. The dragon can't be in two places at once." The GM was shocked. I ended up finding several magical weapons we used to fight back the dragon. So the GM actually had to have the dragon have a familiar in order to try to thwart me. We almost killed the familiar which would have let us, LVL 5 Characters kill a LVL 35 Vamperic Dragon. 4. During the dragon fight one of the characters caused the dragon to bleed. In Rolemaster dragons have acidic blood and act like a Fireball spell when they bleed. We have never caused this to happen because dragon's are scary and we usually run or negotiate. So the GM was really happy until I said, "Vampires can't bleed". He had to look it up but no it can't bleed so no Fireball. I was a thorn in his side for remainder of that game which I stopped going to a week after that fight.

[@Jessie_Helms]

DM here: One of my players- the freaking quiet, peaceful Druid- after dying and being a sorta ghosts (planar weak point or something like that in the module. Able to project 5 lbs of force) went up to the enemy’s owl and STRANGLED IT, using his own bird to give him a hell action by pulling it in the other direction. THEN, he dragged it in front of the enemy Druid and dropped it into a ravine. AND THEN OH THEN, another dead player tried to hit a wolf with a bottle, missed, but caught its eye. He did a little shakey shakey with the bottle AND ALSO THREW IT INTO THE RAVINE, luring the wolf into it, again in front of the Druid enemy. So they, as ghosts, her thinking she’d TPK’d the party and about to stroll out of there, saw BOTH of her animal companions murdered and thrown into a pit. Needless to say, she screamed and ran away.

[@michaelelmore1678]

So I had one that wasn't just a shock to the DM but also the party and one of the most experienced players. One of the PCs was under control of a major villain, and my character saw a bit of his sister in her, so took a liking and wanted to help. We were on a tree that was a couple hundred feet tall and I was a proficient grappler, so I grappled her [a rogue/spellcaster] and stood right on the edge. A player asked, in character, what I was doing and I responded "Trust me." I started to lean, only to stop at the end of my turn. Immediately after, the villain casts Delayed Blast Fireball below the tree, and we fell. The fall was enough to give the PC advantage on her Wisdom save and she just cried thinking she'd die. Little did she realize that my homebrewed fighter [that was being play tested] had an ability to cast fly on himself at level 15. [We were level 17] using another ability to double my speed as a BA[using a finite point pool like ki] and all of my Action Surges I managed to get us to the top. This was shocking because usually my plans are dumb and will fail before getting far. With a player even saying "He has a plan. And a good one." In confusion before the DM said I never have them.

[@Blandy8521]

A makeshift timestop & giant fireball Basically in a previous campaign I had a spell based on the Wabbajack. The effect I got summoned a fiend that would make a contract with me. Now because of the way my DM explained what happened it meant that everyone in its radius except me was frozen in time. Including the vampire we were fighting. One of the other party members put all of his mana into a firebolt and did over 500 damage killing the vampire and blasting a hole into the castle wall

[@gijustin5930]

Sounds like a bunch of people I would not allow back at my table

[@zeriul09]

the latest thing that shocked me (forever DM) is, in our wildemount campaign, the drow player finds a 12 sided crystal object, now in this world he would know that looks like one of the most holy objects in the world, which being from the drow capital and a religious researcher would know what this appeared to be, his first action? throw it on the ground, quick DM change and it became a dodecahedron of doom instead of the mcguffin that was supposed to be a huge deal and me having a word about actually reading the setting so that doesnt happen again

[@doncappuchino6928]

I was playing a Paladin in a Homebrew world, and in the creation of the character he said "Well, i wont use the normal gods here soo... I suggest to dont play as a paladin". I made a paladin anyway, a few sessions later we find out a "true" god that was prisoner for other "fake" gods, he need our help to free him and he could rule again, and banish the "fake gods". In the middle of the conversation, i ask if can be a paladin that trust's on him and i could became his servant, he accepts. In the end of the session, the dm just gave me a LOT off buffs because that TRUE god was TRUE indeed.

[@bodaciouschad]

3:05 The DM who designed an instananeous permadeath trap was either idiot, or was trying to kill the Rogue. The only lesson that kind of trap teaches the party is to bring a disposable NPC taggalong to throw at any potential traps. The Rogue had a history of RPing as the "trap master". Don't you think he'd get a "I didn't find anything, but I've got a nasty feeling that *this* sarcophagus is *definitely* trapped." Off of a 19 rather than a "the coast is clear! No traps here, time to loot!"?

[@CyberAnimeFreak]

Im the DM of a small group and in one story of mine the leading characters of the story was a female princess elf sorcerer and a Robin hood kind of Rouge. The story was going well they did there things and were classed as trouble making heros, but hero's none the less. They got to the climatic dungeon and had to fight mobs of soldiers and hired mercenary's all was fine until one moment... During a fight the rouge used a charisma roll to get the 3 guards that were still standing to surrender (he was a rouge but with a bards flirty loving style) he rolled a 17, i rolled each npc 2 females one male to surrender only one of them did. She saw her fellow soldiers down around her and dropped her blade. The other two continued to fight as after the combat she tells them that not everyone agreed with the villain but was just doing her job. The rouge consoled her to calm her down as he then slit her thought before she could speak. Her last words were "let me help you" as she hit the floor. All the players and myself were like wtf just happed... we all looked at him as he was in tears like "what did i just do"

[@yungo1rst]

The most memorable shock to dm was when an ally and I were nearly unconscious from a recent fight against a zombie horde. The item user cleric blasted the area with a artifact staff of the sun with us in the radius to finish off the horde as there was 40 of them blinding us for a few hours as well. Afterwards this cleric wanted to capture us for a mountain religious empire since the artifact was part of their order. We didn't want to go so my ally ran and was blasted by scorching ray dropping dead from overkill. I agreed after talking to her for a while presenting my arms to be wrapped by ropes or manacles. While she was doing that I rolled a head butt with power attack and vital strike against favored enemy. Which did enough damage to knock her out. This apparently shifted the campaign a bit since I was to be taken prisoner and brought to the mountains directly with her.

[@mrneutral1030]

I cast calm emotions on the level 4 party to keep them from fighting the unidentified fey entity. These were all experienced players, and they instantly chose violence. Whole ordeal had me face palming.

[@Hats-On-Tv]

"True Neutral" "I killed and robbed him because he seems kinda suspicious"

[@daddybdpearson1]

It has been many years (over 20), in the 2nd edition. Our good aligned party was trapped in a dungeon for several meetings. We got tired of this campaign, so when we ran into a mirror that makes a evil clone of the PC. We decided to use it to become demigods, we would clone ourselves help it to escape the dungeon (they could leave the party couldn't), and it would go out into the city doing all sorts of evil things. If one of them died in a fight we would just make another one. The DM warned us that this would cause an alignment shift to evil, none of us cared. After three months of playing this way the DM started sending good aligned NPC'S to kill our party. We never made it to Godhood, because real life got in the way the group broke up and stopped playing together.

[@BuffaloBaymax2187]

I surprised my DM while playing my CN Gnome Monk, but not in the way you would expect - I did something incredibly smart by making an offhand comment. Our party had just entered the sewers under Waterdeep and one or two members did not have darkvision. Before anyone could do anything I blurt out in character "As this is a sewer there is bound to be a large amount of flammable gasses. If you do not have darkvision, please use a light spell instead of a torch." The DM and the party sat in silence for a minute, either stunned that I had thought of that or looking for light spells on their character sheets. After a moment or two the DM said "I have run this campaign many times and no one has ever thought about the flammable sewer gas before...not even me. I think that deserves an inspiration!" I used that inspiration to have him re-roll a crit on our healer. He still hit but at least it wasn't a crit. Knowing the DM he will probably start having exploding sewers as a part of his games going forward ;)

[@securityg1618]

Not me but one of the players that participated in one of my sessions. The scene was that the party was out on a quest to recover an axe in an area where wild magic surges have gone haywire and so they start out at the edge of this region by this abandoned house. Inside of it one player finds a very weak, very hungry, very thirsty dog that I had planned for the players to feed with their rations and give it some of their water so that one player could keep it as a pet. What does this player do? She decides to put it out of it's misery and kill it. I'm in shock but makes her roll attacks, the first doesn't kill it so she makes a second attack that does. I feel bad and give the other players a chance to stop her before she kills it and they do and they feed and water it as I had intended. I definitely didn't expect that and it sort of became a small Meme for the rest of that session as when a command and two geass spells were cast all of them targeted her and the commands were always: you will not kill any more puppies. Suffice to say her attempting to kill the dog really shocked me.

[@HoosierJedi]

My druid has a macguffin necklace: a vial with an unknown red liquid inside. Previous there had been an unknown mushroom inside, but it mysteriously vanished after she awakened to her Circle of Spores abilities. Intrigued by this, my druid…proceeded to offer the sorcerer money to drink the liquid. He accepted. The panic in the DM’s voice was great. The liquid mysteriously defied gravity and wouldn’t come out of the vial. In fact, the liquid actually seemed to reach toward her. The druid excitedly took back the necklace and tossed the confused sorcerer a copper. I still don’t know what the liquid is, but it’ll be fun to find out.

[@Lady0Chi]

I have shocked my party and DM quite a few times. My Teifling Cleric getting gease to work on a Medusa and making it my pet comes to mind but my fav has been the two times we have tried to play curse of Strad. The first was my firbolg rogue/warlock/druid setup...I was never able to do a lot of damage. instead, my character asked to drink from Strad's cup, I knew he was a vampire not meta, let a vampire attack me as part of research to cure it, and used a polymorph wand I found but didn't know what it was to turn the dungeon boss into a frog. More recently was my reborn Frankenstein's monster. we are playing ravenloft and so I am from one of the worlds and my back story includes me having been locked up in chains while I was experimented on. We were in Strad's world and had just taken care of the young vampire. I had asked to switch out my stomach with his, one of my quirks is further altering my body for flavor, well I did with a bit of damage to me and my party left me with the boy and his unconscious father. As we came to ur next session the dm asked where we all were and I reminded him I was still at the church, he asks for a medicine check then asks what body part I am taking from the dad. I tell the party plainly, "I don't like shackles, so I drag the dead vampire boy upstairs shackle him to his father, tear into his father to expose in internal organs, and throw the son on top of him so that they can slowly bleed together and the father may learn what it is like to suffert o become a vampire." The party was stunned and my dm was like, "ok no role for that." later on we had to go back to the church to hide and I said allowed, "well this will be an interesting sight." This is when everyone remembers what I did and the dm had to explain that we have walked into a blood path upon the altar and the bodies are gone. I also attempt to kill Strad's girlfriend believing everything would reset and that I simply did not want to get captured and sent back. I wish I had rolled higher.

[@ghostgem27]

I was a tiefling charlatan rogue, very charming, I might say. Our party was on our way to this little church for some reason, and there were two imps guarding the door. They wouldn't let us in without a blood sacrifice, so I said in Infernal, "I'll let you kill one person from my party if you let us in." Needless to say, my DM was stunned. (I was totally lying to the imps, but it still alarmed my DM. But, HEY, we got a clue that the NPC Paladin traveling with us at the time wasn't the NPC Paladin at all, but the really annoying Shapeshifter Evil Dude who could speak Infernal, sooooooo... Yeah.)

[@dacfiro7gadakall]

I made my entire group's jaws drop, and my dm was shocked as hell when after losing a game of chess vs a green dragon (I was and still am the smartest member of the party thanks to a headband of intellect), my kobold totem barbarian around level 10 (can't remember but we just reached level 13 more than half a year later), decided to solo fight said adult green dragon as the rest of my party was in a hedge maze nearby. Bloodied it before it bloodied me thanks to a potion of storm(?) giant strength downed just before i started swinging. Unfortunately it had spells and hit me with imprisonment and put me in a different dimensional hedge maze.

[@alexerny5552]

I have a story. Was playing as a human bard for a small two-part series. Our goal was to find a way back to civilization after our boat was shipwrecked. After meeting a couple npc's, we find ourselves on a small oar-driven boat headed out to meet a dragon called the Elder. At this moment, I make a random thought. Our party had two rogues in it, and so I asked, "Does anyone here have vials of poison? Acid? Or oil?" Sure enough, our High Elf Rogue/Wizard had a few flasks of the stuff. So, taking the oil and putting it into a few vodka bottles our Barbarian had lying around, I tore up the costume my character had, stuffed the open end of the bottle and made myself a Molotov Cocktail. I did because I thought it would be cool to have as a back-up weapon. I didn't know it at the time, but the boss we'd have to fight was a Banshee. A creature that couldn't be killed by normal methods. Namely, silver could kill it. Or fire. At the point I made the Cocktail, the DM began to sweat, wondering how the hell I managed to figure out what he was doing. And the worst part? I didn't even know the Banshee existed at that point. None of the players did. We were going to the Elder to find out the Banshee was a problem. In summary, I accidently figured out the strategy we needed to win, by complete accidently whim. Thus freaking out the DM.

[@glarak9819]

I shocked everyone at the table with something that was completely in character. I play a faceless Rouge and my Alter Ego is a sweetheart, but everyone forgot that my true nature is chaotic neutral and very cruel. So we had a corrupted priest in a town and no one thought something bad as I said that I am going to interrogate him. I started the conversation nicely, but once he said, he won't tell me anything even if I threatened to kill him Viggo just smiled and I said: "I want to come closer and break his right middle finger" Everyone at the table was shocked, since they were not used to that behaviour of "Miko" So I just explained that without any witnesses there is no need for Viggo to hold back. I got the informations we needed but I had a lot to explain to my party why the priest had seven broken fingers

[@pixelpixie2162]

I remember an action I pulled that shocked not just the DM, but everyone in my party. While breaking up a fight between two of my party members, I went full-on actor mode and gave both of them a what-for, AS MY CHARACTER. Then I was like, "Until you two get your sh*t together, I am LEAVING." And I left. Not irl. My character left. Everyone in my party gave me an Oscar XD

[@isdaalexf]

(From pathfinder) For Rise of Runelords campaign i played as a hot-headed elf girl, Silver, Slayer class. Meticulously collecting different feats, that would make her perfect ambush attacker. But for a long time it was for nothing. Our party had a lot of mages, and they are pretty OP in Pathfinder 1e. So my character is mostly here to dish out some damage from time to time and fall first, and also as a comic relief, because of her temper and positive attitude. Some time has passed, lvl 12, our party meets this ancient crazy Azlanti librarian, who worships Lamashtu - goddes of mutation, ferocity and monsters, also mutated himself. Our party social leaders strike a deal with him. And Silver is quite angry about it. First, she doesn't like dealing with clearly evil beings, second, her mostly peacefull godess - Desna, is a godess of moonlight, stars and travel, hates and has animosity against only one other deity - exactly, Lamashtu. But Silver tries her best to hold her temper. So this Azlanti guy agrees to let party delve into his documents and knowledge to find info about our next destination and seduces them to perform some questionable rituals. Silver leaves the room and tries to sneak into his personal cabinet, to find info party needs herself. And this guy shows up, of cause. We start arguing and Silver says "You should allow me in, you promised to let us search for knowledge in these ruins". "For me to let you in, you have to let me inside o'ya" he replies. That was the last straw for Silver. I lay out my character sheet and send DM links for all of Silver's owned abilities and anounce, that i attack him. All the feats allowed my slayer to draw greatsword, strike the enemy twice with a power attacks and use sneak, and leave him with two terrible wounds across his body. Then we rolled the initiative. Silver won and finished him by cutting his head off. "How about i let myself inside o'ya?" - she says. So that's how high-threat boss was slayed within less than a round. DM was flabbergasted, and our party LE witch (in char) was so angry, he tried to let Silver die later during the campaign. Also, Silver once spent a night with a high level succubi temptress, who killed everyone through that activity. For powerfel mcguffin, of cause. Lots of good rolls and some restoration magic were involved.

[@samuraiwarrior7169]

9:19 / 10:25 My group plays dungeons the Dragonning it's a whole lot more complicated than the traditional DND. Group consists of Selani of the dryad, Fatone the lupine, Talaros the eldoran and my character Zaggon the aasimar. Talaros had just got done killing a ghost in the dark city of Kimora for their cabal at a banquet of all places. So currently derail and task of claiming said property for Talaros. We are in the process of doing so we found a lake room in the basement first room we walked into. Selani tosses a dagger with a sharp enchantment into the water. The water stirred a bit a small pool of blood showed and then she recalled the dagger pieces of flesh and a tooth where on the dagger. Then I had an idea. Zaggon being soul bound to his Greatsword, I decide to have him throw to the shallow end of this Lake. DM a bit confused at this. Rolls with it and says that tentacles come out to try and grab Zaggon's twohanded sword. This sword is and artifact that has the Demonic trait on. This creature just lost its willpower check and got screeched at by the sword, whatever it was hid back into the water. Zaggon just teleports the sword back to his hand and we all just casually walk by on the beach, without interruption to the next door. Who says you need a rolled up newspaper to to put something in its place. DM later said it was shoggoth hiding underneath the water in that Lake.

[@iciclecold2991]

My Dragonborn straight up ATE a high elf. Shocked him silent for a full 30 seconds before he said "Excuse me...?" I'm a goody two shoes most games so I thought I'd switch it up. Caught everyone off guard with that one!

[@scottbojarski1942]

The time we ( my self and 3 other players) totally destroyed the BBEG's stronghold with an errant "stealth/recon" mission by accident! I , a half elf ranger of some renowned,(2.5e) decided that throwing a torch as a last ditch effort for us to escape a T.P.K. and rolling a nat 1. I / We burnt down an entire village and uncovered a "secret lair" that housed the BBEG's laboratory of "unkind and debotchorus" / "straight up wicked" experiments! I said, "how much rum do we have?" The other party members added it up and a total of 2 gallons was available. I said " add these rags to your bottles" And then proceed to light the newly made "molitovs" we all threw at least 3 down the tunnel. Resulting in the "secret laboratory " being basically gutted by the resulting blaze. Killing the BBEG'S 4 top captains and the guy himself. They were all there to plan our demise and we "just happened" to get the drop on them. Destroyed literally 4 months of planning and storyboarding on our DM's part......... He quit 3 sessions later citing, "I can't play with murder-hobos!" We ourselves had a base of operation, not sure that an accident and a subsequent great idea counts as murder-hobo behavior but.... We all can't just roll with the punches, I mean, make lemonade when life hands you lemons

[@scottbojarski1942]

I hope that this makes it to volume #4 because I have many more from this campaign to share! It lasted 15 yes IRL. I've only been in 5 campaigns since I started playing when I was 10. I'm 37 now and have been both player and DM. But player suits me better. I like derailing the DM. Nothing other than achieving my player goals beats it! Hahahahahaha Burn you evil bastards

[@fuellerr67]

We were in a session in a west world campaign with a new DM and they had planned for every outcome beforehand. Well the session began with us heading to a town to look into a robbery on the outskirts an older man robbed of all the money, which was roughly 500 gold, he had saved to treat an unknown and seemingly incurable by magic means of his daughter. We chased down leads that eventually lead us to some courtesans and after talking to them we found out who are our perp was a half-orc orphan trying to help the orphanage he was raised in as we found out from him the DM was trying to make us choose between the sick little girl and the run down orphanage along with the orphans, and well my half-elf goliath oath of glory paladin told the half-orc: "I agree the orphanage needs the help but that little girl deserves to live as well." She grabbed her coin purse taking out around 30- 50 gold for her own living expenses and giving the orphanage like 500 gold. I ended up breaking both our DM for the session and their co-DM because the one thing they had not planned on was my lesbian paladin who had a soft spot for kids and dreamed of having kids of her own one day, basically saying both, both is good.

[@averagejo1626]

What actions did I take that shocked the DM? Made my bard jump out a tree to grapple a griffin to stop it killing the sorcerer/rouge. I rolled hi and the Griffin rolled low. I knocked the Griffin out of the tree And thankfully the Barbarian came along to help with his bard friend

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

I wouldn't call what that paladin had an irrational fear of children if literally every child he had ever met turned out to be a monster of some kind. That's the most rational of fears. The DM even realized that, which is why they cut it out for a bit in the wrap-up. To set an actual precedent that not all kids in their world are monsters.

[@thrashandburn10221]

That last story is Gandalf status

[@cyan_wings5420]

"My Paladin threatened to smite an abused orphan girl" .... *what?*

[@therealfriday13th]

...the one about the rogue who only accepted 20s on detecting traps sounded to me more like the DM wanted the character gone for disarming too many traps than he wanted the character to have a role in the adventure. You know, since he had already been disarming every other trap before this, probably ruining any of the DMs plans regarding ambushing the party.

[@nes819]

Playing 3.5. My party was running a long time campaign with lots of shenanigans and manny amazing things. At some point my charakter even managed to gett turned by a vampire, but he got slayn befor i could rise from my grave so i was still free. The thing that shocked my GM was when we encountered two adult blue dragons (twinns) resting in a cave after a battle. As the most silent in the group (halfling rogue/wizzard and recently vampirized) i whent inn to scout it out. When i saw the two sleeping boddys i looked at my GM and said " I change into mistform and make one of them beath me inn." He shocked me right back as he alowed me not onely to doo as i said, but even to transform back inside its loungs and SUCK HIM DRY (sorry, couldn't resist the TFS quote). Tldr. I turned into a vampire and the first thrall i created was a adult blue dragon.

[@CRYOKnox]

Well my at that point very good natured werebear barbarian with a more druidic approach to live argued to kill a noble that tortured his horse... The other time as a berserking bear she ate her way through a dead white dragons chest and now well she has a thing for raw chromatic dragon meat... May be her necrotic blade or the bear beast she avoids being...

[@magenstaffarts]

The DM did NOT expect my Trickery Cleric to make use of Dimension Door to yeet away from the wind elementals trapping him, nor pay attention to the position of the elementals to know that I could walk by the nearest elemental without incurring an opportunity attack in order to nail Revivify on a fallen comrade. Hell, he didn't even expect me to make good on the fact that I got diamonds in case I needed them for Revivify.

[@arokard9903]

My druid joined the party when they came to stop him from terrorizing the town next to his forest he had dragged off a few villagers to make a point of him wanting the logging to stop so when the party kicks in the door to his small home (literally) they and the dm were shocked to find the villagers just milling about helping take care of a wounded deer on the dining table as i described the situation they asked what was going on (in character of course) my druid explained that he had abducted the villagers more roughly than intended and promised to "apologise profusely later but right now i need help healing this deer" to which the cleric helped but demanded the whole story later. As it turned out he just wanted logging to stop so he abducted the mayor's son and somebody else in the effort to rally them to his cause and have them talk to the mayor and the logging people the dm was shocked as he expected me to fight and be generally evil (i had done practically the same thing as a rogue a few campains ago

[@jerryferguson5]

LOVE THEM!!!!

[@Azraile]

I just weaponized an anoying child care program and a farting doll factory to create a distraction that mentaly scared several people in an attack on a megacorporation.

[@aurorialgaming1935]

Oh I have several for this one. One time I threw party members at birds as a form of catching them. I once pissed off the BBEG and walked away without a scratch. I knocked up my characters wife recently (do ask its funny). I convinced a god to give me a tiny star which I used with mage hand as a weapon. I played a game of cards with death and lost and then proceeded to survive. I kissed an npc to snap her out of insanity, which didn't work but she wasnt attacking the rest of the party anymore. Lastly I attempted (and succeeded) to intimidate a bunch of fish whilst underwater.

[@OMalley1492]

Deck of Many things... I gained 6 levels from a card then got the card to gain a level if i solo the next encounter then drew the specter of death and killed him... I gained 7 levels in a level 1-5 campaign... He was not happy... oh and i accidentally started dating a demi-god bard that was on of his past pcs... oh and we tamed/befriended a adult white dragon... its been fun for me at least

[@jondukesofhazzard]

One PC used polymorph on the other to create King Kong and wrestled a red dragon to the ground and killed it in just a few rounds.The dragon couldn't fight back, and would have to roll a nat 20 to break free which it never did. It just died. The DM learned never be nice and give players a surprise round on a sleeping dragon.

[@gabe7109]

I have tuned in before PANR!

[@funnyblog100]

There are too many to count in my friends games. One of the funniest was when I ruined an entire area of the dungeon with a cantrip. We had to get a key out of an ignition slot in order to use an elevator. Every time we pulled the key out of its slot a trap would trigger and it would slide back into place. Now the GM designed this so we would explore the dungeon further and find a way to shut off the mechanism. I said I cast shape water. GM: Why? Me: Is there anything in your notes about forcing water into the lock and using the water pressure to force the key out from the other side? GM:* Frantically looks through notes and sighs crossing out an area of the dungeon* Well fuck you then! Guess that part of the dungeon is irrelevant now. I had this boss fight planned and everything but nope the key just slides out and falls to the floor I guess.

[@Motsognir9791]

Gotta love yoda.

[@enderskunk7515]

bite down on a rose vine... a venomous one... (granted it was a dragon and bite was his strongest attack, but that was ideed stupid...)

[@celisev6635]

I got a wish that i got from a tarrotcard and i could wish for anything i wanted. My character wished for a pet... yeh i think that shocked him quite a lot lol

[@blakeetter280]

Biggest shock I’ve ever gotten from my players was that time they followed a plot hook

[@westenplatt179]

The good kind healing oriented cleric stabs a woman because she lied to her. Third session everyone was so shoked, it litterly came from no were

[@hugoandre96]

I shocked my dm buy attacking a neutral floating mage. We were over discord voice chat and at a city that just had their central government building being bombed and all outsider were suspicious. I got distracted by my mother asking me if I was going to have dinner soon, I said no and all I heard my dm say was there was a noble mage floating near us with magic in his hands, I interpreted this as the mage being hostile towards us because our rogue was being sneaky and thought he got caught. I dispelled the levitation spell casted on him and made him take 5d8 fall damage. Almost killing him, but he managed to call guards who we killed as well. Original our dm was us simply being arrested and have our case of us being innocent in court, but instead it was derailed as us being seen as a perpetrators of the bombing

[@TheMARSHalMELLOW]

My friends character offered a demon they summoned the soul of his first born to a Demon for a blank pace of demonic Pact Parchment. He died and no revive spells worked.

[@lexington476]

9:59 if you've been Dave Makes Noises all this time, what are you now?

[@lukegreau49]

The tree come to life and attacks all of you. The group : run. Me : hug a tree. Tree : hug back... Then harder. Me: HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG. 🌲: Crack and die. (I was a wizard with a high strength for a wizard ...)

[@aretailcashier450]

I drew my sward and died by failing my roll and hurting myself, so i pulled out a deck of uno cards and used that for my dice rolls. Context, this was the tutorial fight, this was the party’s second ever session and even the first one didn’t have any real combat. we were all lvl 1 and we all rolled our stats. one of my stats, dex, i rolled three 1s and a 2. drop the lowest (NOT THAT IT HELPED lol) my dex was a three. lets say those three ones were FAR from the last 1s i rolled. poor arvid

[@shades6768]

Not me but player on his first ever secession. So he was playing a halfling rogue named tarsus. He went to follow an npc into a whore house and talks to the guy. They have an exchange and the npc goes back with a girl. Tarsus goes up to the girl at the desk and starts flirting with her. He tells her he is packing 7 inches on a good day. “Roll deception.” He succeeded. The lady blushes and says what can I get for you. His exact words were bring me every white girl in this town. The lady says that’s gonna cost a lot how much you looking to spend. So he throws all of his five gold at HER FACE. She fails the deck save to dodge rolling a nat 1, cracks her head open and dies. I have never been so surprised by a new players actions than when I saw that

[@markuhler2664]

How did I shock a DM? Poor electrical wiring at my place.

[@royboy1951]

I was the DM running lost mines of phandelver. When the party went to fight the dragon. They all went into a small room where they knew the dragon was didn't stealth. Because our dragonborn ranger and our wizard in the party had decided to Shrek the dragon that plan this ahead of time. they both rolled to seduce. The dragonborn failed but our party wizard a high elf said what beautiful eyes you have and rolled an Nat 20. It took me 5 minutes to recover. They then proceeded to beat the dragon.

[@TheMightyBattleSquid]

Mine isn't some big dramatic story but I had a character who was living in squalor at the time of the start of the campaign and I rp'd him eating literal garbage, ie stale bread and rotten fruit that had been thrown out and begun being eaten by worms, maggots, etc. He'd do this and then use his once a day aasimar ability to cure himself of the condition he had just afflicted on himself. The DM was so yucked out that he literally paid me off to never do it again. The way he did this was, in-game, he had a guard see 'one of their heroes' doing this and felt so ashamed that he added to the reward with his personal earnings so that my character could 'get some real food in his belly, at least for a good while.' The DM was SO MAD when I toyed with the idea of pocketing that money too and keeping up the behavior so I just agreed to stop. 😂

[@mrg298]

Nice as always at least for the first 6 minutes 😂

[@trinstonmichaels7062]

Trinston was here ....

[@philswiftdestroyerofworlds1988]

I wish PANR would tune in :(

[@EPSON-HP]

So... Kamikaze always works to throw off the DM?

[@hoppingturtlewd2142]

my character a rouge immeditly solve a puzzle by slitting is own wrist that made a clone of my character but made of blood and I was the weakest in our dnd group and we had to fight the clone

[@netherillager5959]

4:45 Well that was pointless, if she doesn't like you, leave her alone

[@zackbuffenbarger1090]

So I was a player joining into a group of friends session that had been going on for months I was a multiclassing bard and wiz at 6th level as a miscreant in there city i gave the party shelter and got there goods back from the crime boss (previously pickpocketed) after a while we try and get pay back by a long con which ended up with him finding out about us trying to fuck with him. We ended up going after him bc my characters family lived in the city we were low on everything characters going in and out of consciousness and the fight was looking like the end our barbarian Minotaur took his fire axe and struck a huge barrel of dwarven wine causing an explosion equivalent to a lvl 9 fireball as he died from the explosion the DM let him roll the magic items found in the boss’s vault and there we found a rod of resurrection TLDR I get us into trouble and Minotaur fireballs him self and comes back from the dead

[@alexhillyer5230]

So the charter female purple dragonborn barbarian knight decided to surprise my dm and the rest of the party. It was the morning after a massive fight against vampire's we woke up refreshed my dm asked everyone what we plans to do 2 of the party members went to check out the pie cart and the other wanted to head in to town I on the other hand wanted a single glove Wich one of the kids in the rafters dropped down to me after that I heading in to town with the othe party members to go and look for the head gard. We found him confronting a man speak bad about the mair then whatchd him slagter the man in front of us right after that I walked up to the head gard with a demonic claw and great axe and through down the glove and challenged him to a fight he laughed and exepted my cocky dardarian didn't rage and got my as handed to me luckily party members Heald me. Later I took my revenge buy electcuting him to a Krisp and taking the great axe to replace the longh sword he broke

[@nothingxs]

I have a legitimate question: I want to potentially lend my voice to MrRipper. Do y'all do auditions for other videos too?

[@MrRipper]

Not at the moment, but maybe in the future :)

[@nothingxs]

@@MrRipper I'll keep a watchful eye!

[@radfarlander]

Forget yo creepy kids.

[@smilemore989]

I was playing moon druid that was cursed to be a druid and my character has anger issues and he had no sleep and the party just thrown his sleeping body down a hole in a cave just to see what was down there it was the first dungeon and we just started it and we where missing a member who later dropped out with out ever playing so this was a dungeonade for 5 players of lv 2 so as my character sleeply stands up he sees kobolds running into a room and says out loud in dreconic hey can yall help me out of here the rest of the party jumped down after they heard me still alive they say nothing and I followed them in to a room of 3 normal kobolds and kobold sorcerer prist thing I peld not to fight my character offers the opportunity of living to everyone he fights then when they say no they die with no mercy so they are like not as long as our God leader lives so we kill all of them except the prist as he could solo our 4 person party my guy dies and is revived by spare the dying after we win some how I get our cleric that got me up to bring him back as all his stuff was enchanted with something the when he dies it disappears out of anger and the cleric always listening to me he is brought back wich the dm was like um I dont think you should but I was chaotic neutral and could care less we brought him back I already have a sword to his throat and he killed him self on it so I got him back and repeated this till he stopped killing himself then I dragged him to a wall and smashed his head in the wall with we showed us a way out he opened a secret door that lead to the boss instead of straight up fighting the boss I take control of the party telling them to relax there was a fake trap that released a kobold that I jump on and insta kill then out if anger character skins the old man and this new dead guy all the rest where burned by a edgy character later on after the boss I made a cloak and golden out of there scales that look like just normal lizard skin I wear constantly

[@theinternetwasamistake]

Yeet

[@wesleybeers2952]

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