D&D Story: Part 3- Let's "Talk" (Hnnng!) [Fool's Gold]

[@DingoDoodles]

Hey, Felix and I are thinking of doing a Q&A video in a couple weeks. So reply to this comment with what questions you would like him to answer :D ALSO ALSO I’m gonna be at the Edmonton Comic Expo Sept 21-23rd at booth: AA516 under Electricbunnycomics So if you’re around come say hi!

[@drgoo2825]

What is Sips favorite spell to cast?

[@pegasusgem3512]

Do you have any advice for being a DM? I'm new to the game, but I hope to start a campaign with some of my friends (who are also new) in a few weeks or so, so any tips would be great! (Both of you guys are amazing by the way!

[@itempouch6770]

How did you get your first sponsor? Oh and do each of you create a voices for your characters? If so...could you demonstrate? XD

[@estherkuntzel9130]

What's your favourite homebrew creation (and why)?

[@justinmiller7398]

WHAT IS THE MOST FAVORITEST DND EDITION TO PLAY?!?!....need to know for a friend.

[@MrProg-lq8od]

"Now hear me out.... Another Tarrasque..."

[@renthewerecat]

"are you still drunk?"

[@candycaneking]

Well you say puns you say isn't that puntastic

[@danilocordova2794]

Then two more tarrasque then they fight each other to the death >:)

[@that80s_kid64]

Let them fight.

[@777Plushy]

Friendly Baby Tarrasque Thing: *exists* Me: Is This Going To End Up Like The Piggy Tank Thing vs. The Family Of Dragos From The End Of Chapter 3, Mother 3. The DM Who Also Played The English Translation Of Mother 3: Yes

[@timothymclean]

"Go to hell. _Lightning bolt!"_ ... "That, uh...that usually works." "Uh-huh, right."

[@VixendotJPEG]

Performance issues....he should have thrown her out a window lol

[@artastic_friend]

XD Loki, in the Avengers when he tries to use the scepter on Tony.

[@VixendotJPEG]

@@artastic_friend thatsthejoke.jpg

[@GreyAcumen]

Electrical Dysfunction is nothing to joke about.

[@w.d.ghaster3902]

when i hit show more it dosent show more, it just says show less xD

[@krisandthebluesurgeons]

i love how gothy just yeets herself outta sip's pocket and slaps this gal across the face

[@chairy9775]

Gothi

[@rune9506]

Gothi* But yeah

[@the_undead0]

will Smith still

[@Drewcatmorris]

"I should be surprised, but I'm not." Gold!

[@dory232]

gold? more like fool's gold lmao

[@IndieLXXVII]

@@dory232 not funny *clap* didn’t *clap* laugh

[@TGACubeVR]

@@IndieLXXVIIit was funny

[@ZelZarKi]

At this point you should have just called the campaign "The Hand Job"

[@Tri_Nitro]

I swear, people like you are the reason I'm going to have a cardiac arrest. I'm choking from laughter

[@scouttyra]

@@Tri_Nitro... what is it with this campaign and choking

[@satakrionkryptomortis]

@@scouttyra not only that...those ropes...kinda sounds like a BDSM tutorial..

[@carljoshuacubero3892]

695 likes

[@aboudi2779]

more like "Quinoa wants to live a peaceful life"

[@silvergreylion]

"You can't do magic." "I sure as heck shocked the garbage right out of you with a lightning bolt of magic. How do you explain that, huh?" "Weather."

[@theyoungknight.3119]

“Hnnn!!!”

[@czerwonycr]

That is funny beacuse it probably been sunny

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

to be honest, that sounds like a part of the video called wizzo the wizard "-beh! [casts levitate on a poor f*ck that doesnt believe in magic] you're flying now!" "-oh, so i am!" "-see? magic! now bow-" "-probably just on a rope!" "-a rope? whats the rope attached to?!" "-well me, obiously!" "-[screams]"

[@pastelokami]

OMG I WAS READING THIS AS THEY SAID IT XD LOLOLOL

[@callmeruin7896]

xD

[@them.]

"I- I should be surprised, but I really am not" -Ohio Jack, 2018

[@calliecalamity8787]

Mason Climax That made me laugh so hard

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

Quinn-Ora: I have a feeling you don't remember everything that happened to you that night.... Sips: What does that mean? Dingo: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! Felix: 😏

[@connormcconnell7881]

Magic fucking Cristal in his forehead

[@tabithahood7690]

@@connormcconnell7881 It's so fun to come back and watch these after learning more lore from current videos 🙃 Felix is an amazing DM and story-writer, everything's so perfectly connected and lore-heavy. /I love the lore/

[@mymumsalesbian]

@@connormcconnell7881 should I do it? should I do it? *crystal *I did it*

[@spencercox7931]

"floating behind her is not one, not two, but NINE severed hands." Yoshikage Kira: *Heavy breathing Intensifies*

[@Crystal_Dylan]

Spencer Cox “She stopped Time for 5 minutes” Dio Brando and Za Warudo: *Wrryy intensifies*

[@farribastarfyre]

Yoshikage Quinn-ora.

[@kurokiero1773]

Quinn-ora - “Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?” Sips - “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.” Quinn-ora - “Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.”

[@killerqueen5633]

See ok, what had happened was

[@an8strengthkobold360]

SWING

[@MYG]

Sips seems to cause all the problems in the campaign, usually, that's the game master's job but I commend your initiative.

[@northofnashira2575]

In this case, I think a low initiative, for Sips, would be best for the party.

[@candycaneking]

How does no one notices that his profile pic ... Yea it reminds me of sans

[@thatguy-ro1ju]

And it still stayed that way 3 years later

[@yoyo11111whynotmine]

Four years now

[@gamingcat6034]

He rolled high for problem creation initiative

[@matthewturner5178]

Witch woman: you can’t cast magic. Sips: then how about all of THIS magic Sips then proceeds to not be magic for the entire combat

[@lgpanessa]

O O F

[@matthewmitchell9491]

Matthew Turner I was really hoping for more dead magic

[@matthewturner5178]

Would have been pretty funny. Witch would have seen the tarrasque show back up, and been like “oh my god, twice in one day? I usually have a week at least.”

[@eddiemate]

Matthew Turner Tarrasque died though...

[@christophermarsh1580]

Not so fast. Common lore suggests that the Tarrasque can never permanently die unless the world itself dies. In 4th Ed, literally nothing short of a Wish spell could keep it from returning to the world core from whence it spawned.

[@SaltedToaster]

" *You* can't cast magic." "I added *some* parts to you, yes." "I have a feeling you don't remember *everything* that happened that night, do you?" Almost two years later, Sips find out about the head crystal. Me: "wait. did- did... did she put the crystal in sips' head-" Edit: I CALLED IT Y'ALL.

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

Most definitely

[@endigolikesarson]

correct lol

[@potentpotassium5776]

Oh... That. Yeah that explains a lot.

[@coolioarseneau1310]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@SchazmenRassir]

Oh my god, seriously? K: "You can't cast magic." S: *tries to zap her* *...FREAKING... NOTHING!* That is absolutely hilarious! XD

[@pastelokami]

THE ONE THING THAT COULD PROVE HER RIGHT HAPPENED! ;-; HOW!?

[@SchazmenRassir]

@@pastelokami Luck of the die. And it's one reason I want to play D&D as much as I do.

[@adrianguerrero6163]

Imagine how awkward that would be too, Sips threatens her and then snaps his fingers for 0 reason and nothing happens, then later they're fighting and Sips randomly just starts speaking in goblin. Also was Sips able to understand goblin too or was he saying stuff that he had no idea what it meant?

[@SchazmenRassir]

@@adrianguerrero6163 That's the big question, isn't it? Because that would be a full nightmare, if he starts speaking a language he doesn't even understand, so for all we know, he could be trying to say "I'm terrified guys! This is too weird!" but all goblins would hear is "Potato! Plant screwdriver eye-bleach leech!"

[@omnical6135]

@@SchazmenRassir i'm assuming he still says what he means, but just doesn't understand it for example he'd say "oh no" but he'd hear himself say whatever the goblin version of that is

[@spacenath1608]

*slaps hand on crystal* this baby can crush so many grandmas

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

*slaps hand on crystal* this baby can fit so many souls in it

[@123tatirox]

i want you to know that i am now emotionally invested in Sips and his revenge story. please, give me more.

[@filipferencak2717]

Same

[@arcaniumdragon2444]

ditto

[@sockmonkey6666]

Agreed. Please keep gaming so we find out what happens.

[@BasicallyEdgy]

Should rewatch through the series

[@LemyLemster]

In last video: monkey ain't no stupid monkey no more In this video: I never said Sips was a smart monkey

[@notoriusbookworm48]

*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

[@Sunshine_The_Sonic_Fan]

Sips may not be stupid but that doesn't mean he's smart

[@BardicGM]

Not stupid by Monkey standards does not mean smart by Human standards.

[@DanPlan]

Murder! :D

[@gearedge]

let me guess stephen wrote this comment

[@cactus6604]

Hey nice seeing you guys here

[@neylboo]

By the way, i did no expect to see u here

[@joxter2640]

Tell Stephen to stop writing comments. xD

[@edwardcierniak7879]

The duck you doin here

[@autumnhickerson4431]

When you said, “and attached to the fingers of the severed hands,” I legitimately thought you were gonna say, “are even tinier hands from smaller creatures”

[@dxjxc91]

Me too

[@krisymac3514]

Same

[@ocinidolegna]

Same buddy

[@grindstone4910]

Fuckin Dr Strange level shit

[@xanathar8659]

Grindstone that is exactly what I wanted to say!

[@Just_vikinggg]

“See I told you there was a reason they were furries” “Yeah it’s not great” Amazing

[@byronray3677]

Can I just say that Sips speaks such lovely goblin.

[@inkdragon3455]

4:35 "You held a really rad furry convention and no one left?" **Spits out tea and dies of laughter**

[@oddacity5883]

*Dashcon flashbacks*

[@megaleioaltura5362]

Tea? Spilled

[@dicocraftgames6829]

YOU WASTED TEAAA!!!!???

[@MasterrangerABR]

They look on the NPC's sells it, and the fact they looked away tells me that it was partially true.

[@thepeeps5943]

The fact I was drinking water and choked on it while laughing, I had to replay 30 seconds of this video because I was dying.

[@trashsinginglobster5860]

If she made this into an animated series I would watch the frick out of it.

[@TriCutNinja]

isn't it already animated? :P

[@ryokokereukhuran]

Your binge watching shall start now I suppose.

[@starridreams4653]

*here we are in the future*

[@secpendragon9760]

"Let me experiment on you." "We can work together." "Let me take you out for lunch and shit!" I died for a solid half-hour XD

[@lordscrubugus9897]

I did not zap her, I did not zap her, thats bullsh%t. I. Did. NOT. ... Oh-I-Jack.

[@jonahpalomo1713]

YOU MEAN O-HI-O JACK

[@scarlettg.5772]

"Everything is going to hell! Soo... Pretty much a typical D&D session." Never a more true statement.

[@SaramatheUnchained]

I didn’t understand this quote. I didn’t understand for a while, until I entered my first. Ended up trying to seduce a cube, nearly got murdered by the god of magic, made a riddle master kill himself because I couldn’t solve a single one, and that was just session 1

[@ozone20rulez]

0:23 Quinoa: 'Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away you're approaching me?' Sips: 'I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer'

[@woadentiger1710]

8:08 *"My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands could satisfy."*

[@alcatrazartz2118]

Llamas with hats?

[@MarieFaith]

I approve of this comment

[@riz1567]

CARRRRRL

[@PhoniexStudio]

*CAAAAAARRELLLLL! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!*

[@OnyxChinchilla]

Carl!!!!!

[@pimage8047]

This episode: Sips has no magic Latest episode: he has a magic crystal

[@bloodstoneore4630]

glad someone else realized something's up!

[@peachpaty8873]

WAIT NOW I REALIZED STUFF MSMXKDKSKKDKS

[@nadavwolf6390]

Which quinnora placed in his head, and then said that she did nothing to give him magic. Genius

[@deathmastersful]

DOM1; Hey what cards should we send her? DOM2; Well the basics is fine DOM1; How about dancing lights? It’s the whole reason for her story DOM2; That’s a great idea

[@TheDragonCat99]

I WANT THIS AS A TV SHOW I WANT THIS AS A TV SHOW SO BAD

[@robweb2928]

No you don't

[@claytondavidson6308]

I was about to comment and say the EXACT same thing! Then I decided to scroll down a bit before pressing "comment", and saw your beautiful comment XD

[@renthewerecat]

YES!

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

HarmonQuest

[@lpstaco3153]

@@misterrhombus thats the thing i dont knkw how is it like a video game or a board game

[@ZeroHourHero]

Someone showed me the original video when I was building my Wild Magic Sorcerer as a way to talk me out of it, and instead it doubled my resolve to make one... I need to see more of this story.

[@eddiemate]

Jay Bickford Honestly that person was a fool. The way to talk someone out of being a wild magic sorcerer *isn't* to show them what wild magic sorcerers can do.

[@reptoidrenaissance]

DM: "Seriously, I'm not sure you know what you're getting into. Look at this." Player: -watches video- "THIS IS THE BEST IDEA." DM: "Damnit."

[@Tydorstus]

My frist wild mage sorc in 5e got wild surge to become immune to becoming intoxicated. Was an elf. He drank the entire dwarven clan under.

[@2MeterLP]

the wild magic sorcerer has some good things going for the subclass, but you take wild magic for the randomly exploding shenanigans.

[@imreborbas9029]

my group had a wild sorcerer accidentally fireball the whole party on first round of the first combat... Level 1.... Everyone agreed to just ignore that roll.

[@TurdusRufiventris]

"That NPC who you constantly forget exists but is pretty important to the plot" So the chick from Curse of Strahd

[@Ragnarra]

Or any number of useless npcs from skyrim who are annoying and wastes of space?

[@antares6167]

"I don't know, you've held this really rad furry convention and they've just never left?" Beautiful.

[@ethanmckenna9188]

No one ever said Sips was a smart person

[@ScrapperTBP]

No one ever said Sips was a person

[@ethanmckenna9188]

ScrapperTBP This may be true

[@Art210495]

Noone ever said Sips_ was a smart person either

[@ethanmckenna9188]

Artem Shinkevich He did make a factory out of dirt and still manage to make profits though

[@MystralThunder]

No one ever said Sips is Sips

[@leficios3847]

Ya know, i feel like that power Quinora has is pretty....handy

[@Mattsimilate]

Nice one.

[@remster2155]

"Hand obsessed lady" Looks like Kira found himself a wife

[@dvd3mon742]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

Kira’s already got the furry ally in the form of his stand. They’ll get along well.

[@solidonseraindogthetenth1679]

Eh?

[@jamespocelinko104]

"Do you know why my city is populated by anthropomorphic animals?" "I dunno, you had this really rad furry convention and they never left?"

[@galaxydragon1796]

"THERES A REASON THEYRE FURRIES DAMMIT"

[@fangirl3086]

You know it's a bad idea if even Quinn-ora is creeped out by it

[@hoatzin7964]

“Why? You held a really bad furry convention and they never left?” Greatest quote of 2018 😂

[@idiotgay]

Rad*

[@lunathewolf4703]

I love it Lol!

[@toasterstrudelfan1294]

I was scrolling through comments and just as sips said that I was reading it word for word at the same time 😂🤣

[@stinkfries]

I love his face while he says that too 😂

[@RestlessDipstick]

So, basically, Sips had the chance to kill the woman who ruined his life, but she literally surpassed The World and exited the server. *Oh, okay*

[@MrsNegative1]

0:27 Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda

[@flyq7470]

how long can you move in stopped time!

[@explode4025]

she just combat logged

[@naterdawg893]

za warudo

[@PRGME7]

@@explode4025and went to a plane of eternal fire. As all combat loggers should.

[@Drakerai]

I imagine felix had to let out at least 5 minutes straight of laughing at the perfection

[@Hugelag]

Literally everything that could've gone wrong went wrong.

[@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97]

And it's perfection

[@asoaringheart]

Murphy's Law, y'know? Best thing in Dnd.

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

at the worst possible time

[@claytondavidson6308]

And it all goes wrong so splendidly!

[@enginetic57]

Murphy’s law is strong in d&d

[@cursedwither7888]

You: let's play some D&D! Campaign: jes daddy choke me! You: what? Campaign: what?

[@grimmrider638]

Part 4, part 4, part 4 who agrees with me?

[@gunjfur8633]

Part 4, as in JoJo part 4? Because both have Op enemies with hand obsessions

[@ConriDubhghail]

Now I need a tabletop RPG for the JoJo verse. Also, I have a feeling Kira might lose to this woman. Anyone who can Za Warudo on accident is a force to be reckoned with.

[@wedran9225]

and appropriatly, this part had someone who stopped time, just like part 3!

[@tsurugikage]

If there is a part 4, I wouldn't mind hearing it.

[@otlan2724]

PART 4!!!!!

[@classifiedinformation2388]

*Sips: He isn't stupid, but he isn't smart either.*

[@justinmiller7398]

So....This is amazing....and um....Please don't stop.....Also pace of videos is totally fine...Don't let the KZbin algorithm bully you.

[@conof7339]

agreed

[@fl0cbitter611]

Witch: you cant cast magic *uses sips hand to cast magic* Care to explain felix?

[@nunyabizness6089]

Well I mean she's well aware the extra parts are magical, assumedly she doesn't believe Sips can control it.

[@eddiemate]

Nunya Bizness Didn’t she say she didn’t attach anything magical to Sips?

[@eddiemate]

My guess is that the voodoo she used to control his arm messed with whatever gave him the magic, causing the wild magic.

[@nunyabizness6089]

@Eddiemate Whaaaaat are you talking about? Of course they're magical. They turn people into furries.

[@ThePinkPartyHat]

I can imagine her just saying that to try and _QUACK_ with Sips’ head.

[@darkmoon2503]

Did you just mention a... hand obsession??? "Yoshikage Kira just wanted a peaceful life."

[@dinohunter6450]

Wow. Jojo fans all the way out here...

[@bellaandjohnfunhouse7448]

I got a boner

[@thetomahawk6588]

yes

[@cavendor5286]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENECE

[@sylvesterpyre4076]

KILLER QUEEN

[@lduffy7617]

7:36 the best move ever to be made He’s now up there with mad eye from Harry Potter the goblet of fire

[@Nananananaheckyes]

didn't she ever learn to... keep her hands... to... herself

[@hugofontes5708]

she did and Sips', and yours, and mine and whomever else's hands are nearby

[@monsieurbobblehead3854]

Both top quality comments.

[@CharlieHolmesT]

Oooohhh. DUN DUN, Who are you, Who who......

[@jokeintothefuture9168]

HAHA

[@lukelundblad824]

She did keep her hands to herself. Sibs was the one who let murder take over his mind.

[@Amar_Ramic]

*chanting* part 4! part 4! part 4! part 4! part 4! part 4!

[@bottledstorm7770]

Amar Ramic PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4!

[@einherjer6293]

Part 4! Part 4! Part 4! Part 4! Part 4! Part 4! Part 4!

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Amar Ramic part 4! Part 4! Part 4!

[@cheekygoblin1944]

Part 4! Part 4! Parkour.... wait what?

[@Dragonivon]

There's a part of me that really wants to join your D&D game someday, just for the homebrew madness you guys seem to create. Maybe someday. For now, we live vicariously through your animations.

[@plumeria1985]

I'm rewatching the series now that episode 15 came out and Uhhh wow Quinn-Ora really was tellong the truth. She didn't make him magic,he just so happened to be a really unlucky monkey with an exotic hand

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Pass! Out! Pass! Out! Pass! Out!

[@stevenmichel7270]

how did he manage to not pass out so long? did the potion wear off?

[@grimmrider638]

@@stevenmichel7270 Sips is beyond a lightweight, and yet somehow he's able to hold down a potion affect like a god? My money is on his rage of a thousand Suns fueling his body to murder the witch.

[@justseffstuff3308]

And then he gets knocked out by the ducking guard in one hit. THAT’S NOT WHEN HE WANTED TO PASS OUT!

[@amrishramcharitar5703]

Chloroform

[@KickyFut]

You gotta do a constitution roll to see if the potion goes into effect, Sips beat it!

[@brycevo]

Yay more Dingo Doodles! And it's more Sips!

[@puppyguard2689]

Agreed!

[@TheCheeryNecromancer]

Yes maximum sips

[@jackd.7008]

Bryce Mckenzie yes

[@anthonyflores9098]

Find Bryce again [✓]

[@brycevo]

@@anthonyflores9098 Great job! Keep looking.

[@masterelite1030]

LOVE IT!!! Note: Your Tone and Voice is noticeably more confident. Glad to see you growing into the KZbinr we know you can be. :)

[@fetishman9527]

8:08:*exists* Yoshikage Kira:* heavy psychopathic breathing*

[@khstar]

Well now I just want a full recap of this campaign.

[@StarshadowMelody]

I want an actual animated series of this nonsense.

[@thehollowlingwin]

Bless her soul for all the drawing she'd need to do😅

[@Aku9466]

Yes! We must have to continuing adventures of Sips and the Fool’s Gold Squad!

[@aliteralhorse5023]

"Big enough to crush your grandma with it." What an odd image to use for descriptive purposes.

[@KickyFut]

Just think of the testing involved with getting a standard of measurement!!😅

[@WeirdoMaxim]

"That breathes fire" WAIT WHAT?! "Homebrew." Oh... okay!

[@caticornuniverse5931]

“You could become quite powerful” “But you said I couldn’t cast magic>:

[@lyonderurido1889]

I love how smug qi’nora is. 😂

[@fatiyahe]

Me too lol

[@erickchristensen746]

Origin of the furries in the story aside, how do you play a D&D game and not encounter furries? Dragonborn, Bugbears, Tabaxi(catfolk ), Lizardfolk, and all the plethora of anthropomorphic humanoids that exist in the universe lol.

[@codysonic1]

hmmm good point...I frequently play dragonborn...DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK!!! BREATH WEAPON!!!

[@BoojumFed]

Homebrew, my friend. Not all D&D games happen in Eberron. Hell, if _I_ can come up with an original setting to run my table through, competent DM's sure can.

[@DwarfDaddy]

I don’t think Bugbears technically count as furries

[@BlackOctoberFox]

My reasoning as to why I play a Khajiit in Elder Scrolls games, Dragonborns in D&D and tend to gravitate towards non-human races: I am a human in real life. Why then, in a fantasy setting where I can be literally anything else, would I play as a human? Want to play a human fighter? You go right ahead and have fun with that. Meanwhile I'm over here playing a Tabaxi Cleric who spends half the campaign chasing the holy light that appears whenever I channel divinity.

[@oddluck4180]

Bugbears aren't furries. They're more like big hairy goblins.

[@pastelokami]

4:40 "You held this really rad furry convention and they just never left?" "... no." **me who wanted to go to that 'really rad' furry convention**

[@traviswilliams2348]

"jack is the reason we're in alchemists quarry so technically this is his fault" mfw she blames the NPC and not the bad rolls or the dm.

[@noahgisolf6997]

Cant blame the DM or the rolls in character Sips needed someone to blame and he found him

[@generalgarchomp333]

no the story lead them there he was the one who had them go there since he was the npc who commissioned them. The bad stuff that happened wasn't his fault the fact that they went there was.

[@yetiman4259]

I actually wanna hear this whole campaign from the start😂I love the home brew and I’m actually hosting my first home brew rn I’m fact it’s my first game ever DMing and it’s so fun! But ya D&D is fun🤪😂

[@Shifty-c2v]

That there, is how you incorporate character backstories into a narrative. Edit: wow, 92 likes! This is the most I've ever gotten.

[@cheekygoblin1944]

superzeldafan 5000 all of my yes

[@justseffstuff3308]

Right?! Felix is such an awesome DM!

[@matsh5633]

8:22 - I was so ready for her to say that to each finger of each hand is a attached another smaller hand. I was dissapointed.

[@deltaknight2764]

Agreed

[@GoldenPenHD]

Yay, more Dongle Doodles, I mean Dingo Dongo, wait almost got it, Dingo Doodles.

[@ramblchat55]

Diddly Dong Doodles

[@AlwaysANemesis]

Donka Diddlydoos

[@creamCarnivalJones1234]

Donkly dodles

[@80sugarbowl]

Bingo Bongo

[@CrimsonFox36]

Dingle Dangles!

[@xanber3078]

"Stopped time for 5 minutes." huh sounds like Dio has been at it again with his time stops. welp better call a joestar

[@yaujj65]

Wait, Dio from Virtue last reward ?

[@theprocharmander7163]

Yau Jia Jun No, Dio from JJBA

[@RatBoyDunce]

But that was too long of a time stop

[@xanber3078]

64 likes. Can we get to 69 my gamers

[@friendlyredneckneighbor4326]

A dog... shark... that breathes fire You: it’s a homebrew Me: no shit that thing,s a homebrew By the way really enjoyed the story looking forward to the rest

[@geromlarayos6696]

Sounds like a Small Bullette with Extra steps

[@stagdragon3978]

bullettes aren't fluffy though you got to give them that.

[@flyq7470]

there are stranger things than that which are actually in the monster manual.

[@classifiedinformation2388]

If each hand has 4 to 5 fingers, and there is 4 hands, that makes anywhere from.... *36* to *45* whips. Total. Ouch...

[@jellyyellybean]

Yeah, ya know, I'm starting to think my chicken that glows in the dark when it's neck is broken and breathes fire (as well as possessing the ability to turn into a dragon once a day) isn't so crazy anymore.

[@_spc3_d3m0n_9]

I'm sorry *WAT*

[@Lettucem3n]

So on death it turns into a glow stick.

[@firockfinion3326]

_SUPER COMPOSURE!_ IT'S LIKE REGULAR COMPOSURE, BUT *X-TREME!*

[@chainer8686]

So like composure, but like doritos?

[@firockfinion3326]

EXACTLY!!!!!

[@reptoidrenaissance]

Sips was totally composed. Composed *entirely of rage*.

[@azurebalmung4520]

"I'll tell the story in a way you can understand, with a beginning, middle, and end....Let's start in the middle." - Professor Paradox

[@lizzyizdizzy3284]

No one: Absolutely no one: Sips: MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER!!!

[@Foolsgoldgirl1890]

Soon enough genocide *laughs in future*

[@epicpeachtime]

I WANT THIS TO CONTINUE!! IT'S SO GOOD AND SIPS IS AMAZING!!!!

[@TyromR]

10:28 oh my god, are those arm movements a reference to Avatar? Brilliantly done if so.

[@CicadaJar]

It was the blood bending episode right?

[@Onyx_8731]

It really looks like it!

[@Failedlegend]

I'll start with my questions 1. What systems/editions have you guys played? 2. What are your favorite classes/concepts 3. What kind of furry would you be? 4. How long have you been DMing/playing & how did you get into it? 5. Would you guys consider doing recorded DnD sessions? Even just audio! 6. Do you find it difficult to find players who are ok with your lax stance on rules (my DM style is very loosey goosey as well and sometimes I find its an unpopular playstyle) Anyways I also wanted to say I really like your animations :D sips inspired the wild mage arcanist im playing in pathfinder right now (a lil less dumb and a bit cold)....I also went and read all the way through your webcomic that was a fun time

[@adamsmith9761]

Comeing back and watching this again..... It clears so much up.

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

Yaas you absolutely have to finish this story! We're hooked now!

[@mauvd88]

So hooked, Best episode Yet

[@nanaa9074]

New system of measure. How big is your pet bear? Big enough to crush 6 grandmas.

[@cadenwerner3930]

How big is your dog? Big enough to crush a cat

[@sakekage]

I hear Sips' voice as Rigby from regular show. Anyone else?

[@noiseofthevoid7363]

yaaas.

[@alexanderkazantzis8019]

I can see that

[@nickknight8692]

Stop lol

[@ace-ue5ui]

not until you said that

[@phoenixablaze649]

I can hear Gothi's voice as Garnet from Steven Universe too. Anyone else agree?

[@froogle6750]

"I don't know. You held this really rad furry convention and they just never left?" "...Yes?" Murder, Murder, Murder, Murder!

[@an_cunin]

this may... no this is my favourite animated series on yt

[@minorex123]

I'm gonna be that guy. This is drawn, but not animated. It isn't actually moving.

[@an_cunin]

Minor Rex I used the term "animated" because in my opinion Dingos videos have way more indications of movement than other youtube series that are considered animations and while the more correct term here would probably be animatics Id still rather use the word animation

[@minorex123]

@@an_cunin yeah, you're right, sips has at least a full walk cycle in a few parts, and the tarrasque gets a "going down" animation.

[@davidgantenbein9362]

Minor Rex Damn, I had to rewatch it to realize that you’re right and it’s actually not really animated.

[@tymenvanessen3119]

immagine if one of the wild magic rolls during the conversation made another 700 ft bubble no magic zone...

[@cyanic3148]

MECH DRAGON? Please tell me you guys at least considered fighting the Tarrasque with that thing (yknow, when it was still active)

[@AmaryInkawult]

Cyanic probably wasn't big enough

[@AllSonial]

I fought a Mech dragon a few weeks ago and my Rouge kept trying to activate them and when they did ROLL INITIATIVE Yeah I made it out Minus my dagger.

[@cryptidclaws3640]

Spoilers for episode 20: Decided to rewatch the whole series and I think we need to acknowledge that jawbone can *BREATHE FIRE* ?? Like wouldn’t that have been useful against the giant moss wyvern??

[@gigitheskeleton6202]

Forty five whips.... that means there's five attack rolls for each hand... Oh sh- (MWACK)

[@SexyJutsuLover]

Here's the thing....she said on every finger, and the way she animated it, I don't think the thumb was included in the math. So actually.... it's forty whips. That's still a downright horrific amount of attack rolls. And idk if we're including claw attacks in the numbers!

[@wyattelkins8062]

Well some creatures have like 3 or 2 finger

[@KiniroKitsune]

Is it wrong that I laughed a little too hard at the story and Sips misfortune? Well I laughed even more at being wary of Dancing Light. Thanks again Dingo for another great video. 💖

[@benhramiak8781]

so, 45 attack rolls

[@Shifty-c2v]

You forgot Quinora herself, she's got one too, so 46.

[@lgpanessa]

How much you wanna bet that everyone just rolled every die they had all at once.

[@Shifty-c2v]

I would not be surprised.

[@eddiemate]

superzeldafan 5000 I doubt she also got an attack roll, considering she had to control 9 different hands. But that’s a lot of attack rolls.

[@jackiechan715]

I mean, typically each hand would only get one attack. If each hand got to attack with each separate finger, that's kind of bullshit, because that's more attacks than a level 20 Fighter gets.

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

*When you come back from a more recent episode and decided to binge the whole series again and you hear the conversation between Sips and Quinn-Ora where she says that he’s “just a normal monkey with a hand attachment” and “can’t caste magic”* O H H E C K Edit: oh dang - I knew she had something to do with Sips having the thing - I can’t wait for what’s next!

[@piggi5xtheawesome973]

"stops time for five minutes" but time is stopped whar 5 minutes

[@guikoi3101]

​@Cold Pepsi Exactly. Time Stop pauses time for everything except the caster and things the caster is directly interacting with at the time of casting the spell (such as clothes and shit). Spells cast during the Time Stop are also not stopped because the magic is a part of the person who cast the spell, so it counts as not paused. But after a spell such as Fireball were to hit something, or move far enough away from the caster, it would pause as the magic used to create the Fireball no longer counts as part of the caster. At least, that's how I imagine it would work.

[@EllaMBV]

I really need to play D&D soon... I just need someone to play with... Because uh I don't know anyone who likes D&D..

[@theotherguy4456]

use roll 20

[@JustAnotherMike_]

Ask friends and colleagues. You'd be surprised how many people think it sounds cool or fun, or are at least willing to give it a try And you'll never know if you don't ask

[@witchBoi_Connor]

Looking for local adventurer’s leagues helps. If you’re really invested in RP, chips and beer type play, and unique class-race combos, though, I do not recommend Adventurer’s League at all. AT ALL.

[@idkman9696]

Same with me

[@starbear7449]

Same I wanna play the game. I especially want to create a familiar like Jawbone, just how could u resist getting a huge killing machine that is aquatic

[@99batran]

There should be an all star campaign featuring sips and abserd, and other famous characters of other dnd youtube channels

[@danstives]

Haha I could so watch a live stream of major dnd players teaming up for a one shot campaign. Hell the deck of many things probably has enough people they sponsor to run it.

[@dprototype6431]

Definitely gotta include Steve the dimwitted cleric from that one ProJared campaign.

[@justseffstuff3308]

Yeah boi! That would be awesome!

[@andreasballe7470]

Brolaire from that one Reddit post.

[@LeutenVT]

6:10 "Weather" It was just a really big coincidence.

[@carsonrush3352]

This is why sorcerers take the careful casting meta-magic, so you can fireball an entire room without killing your friends.

[@noahgisolf6997]

Thats why cool people dont do it its a lot of fun to blow up your friends on accident

[@kirbs0001]

sorcerers are better with quicken, subtle, extended, etc. Careful casting is almost entirely useless. Easier just to cast to a location that doesn't hit allies, or cast a spell that only targets enemies.

[@carsonrush3352]

@@kirbs0001, yeah, wizards definitely do it better, but it's incredibly frustrating when you can never use area spells to their full effect, because allies rolled higher on the initiative and got mixed into the fray before you could do anything. We had a campaign with large-scale warfare as a central feature, and my druid struggled to use anything big, because I had people trying to flank everything in sight. It's also hard in a party of 6-7 players.

[@carsonrush3352]

@@noahgisolf6997, sometimes you gotta kill a room full of intellect devourers and before they find your 2 player party or the kids hiding from them in the corner. On a related note, DMs never expect you to put fireball in the top corner of a room to reduce its radius, missing the kids crouching in the opposite corner of a 20 ft cubic room.

[@sircastic959]

Nah, just cast scorching ray or double your disintegration whenever you can´t "danger-close" the fireball. EDIT: BY the way, aside from the possibility of you missing the shots, which is less of an issue than them making the save, splitting the damage of a scorching ray can be almost as effective as fireballing them. And obviously, twinned disintegration will often help you take down those two guys close to your friends. Alternatively, use a sleep spell if you know that your friends have higher HP than the enemies.

[@toastisareallygoodlunchfoo3890]

All those hands with whips would do 45d8 + 180 damage if they were to all hit AKA An army of Drow would be attacking the party

[@reptoidrenaissance]

Unless it's counted as a swarm, then it's one attack roll & one damage roll.

[@leonb7747]

@@reptoidrenaissance or an attack for each hand

[@nunull6427]

As a Dm who regulary splices and Homebrew/ports monsters, there's no way I would get a single medium sized creature make even 8 attack rolls in a turn, let alone 45. Even it they had an attack capable of using all of them, it would have very limited range and a Dex save at the -least-. Dm might have put redundant hands in case PCs decided to disarm/cripple her and to make it harder to do so.

[@tiaxanderson9725]

The hands only have 4 fingers though. So 36d4 for 36 to 144 damage potential per turn

[@KumaoftheForest]

Hank Hodgkinson assuming each hand has 5 fingers

[@piecookies3488]

My first time playing D&D I ended up in jail with a party hat because I got drunk one member of the party and released all the animals at the zoo with said member who killed a puppy earlier

[@Jp-ke5lr]

I like how sips say EH before getting hit by a spear🤣