One time one of our clerics had a tea party with an infernal demon our group accidentally summoned instead of one of our dead companions
@lucindaleon93464 жыл бұрын
That's a mood
@Yannopill4 жыл бұрын
“Clerics” This Is Getting Out Of Hand Now There Are Two Of Them!
@mariacarvalho29264 жыл бұрын
Lol It must have been so funny
@marcopohl48754 жыл бұрын
read that a couple times to make sure I got it
@liuemma71754 жыл бұрын
THat is what i would do
@Loansome_5 жыл бұрын
"I wonder what's behind this door..." "Roll initiative"
@isaiahf-d8465 жыл бұрын
gives me ptsd i looked under a door party member casted light "roll initiative"
@brandonbender91895 жыл бұрын
I ATTACK THE DOOR!!!! *rolls a nat 1 and gets eaten by the mimic*
@firstnamelastname71245 жыл бұрын
I-i shut the door Ok but you take 17 opportunity attack's
@primalwolf17415 жыл бұрын
"You see a couple heads peak over a cliff as you're climbing up it." "Roll initiative"
@travishipp49725 жыл бұрын
And the party all got 2 and big bird got 3 XDD.
@dameonspawn62185 жыл бұрын
When the guy breathes in helium it should be "when you roll a 14 in performance but an item gives you +6"
@ourkeving5 жыл бұрын
It's an alchemical bonus! It will stack!
@Mage_Chartreux5 жыл бұрын
GMs never put as much merit in composite 20s as with natural 20s.
@soujourne5 жыл бұрын
Interacting with constructs lol
@fullthrottlefaeriefr3quency5 жыл бұрын
Honestly yes
@fullthrottlefaeriefr3quency5 жыл бұрын
People who have charisma as their highest stat
@birdo_is_here5 жыл бұрын
Chaotic good people don’t question the weird stuff that happens Chaotic neutral people do question the weird stuff that happens Chaotic evil people cause the weird stuff that happens
@itsyaboythewendigo83213 жыл бұрын
Thats about right
@karamelpopcorn3653 жыл бұрын
i am the weird stuff that happened
@madisonb81635 жыл бұрын
honestly, when i run out of spells, im like "...imma hit 'em with my stick!"
@yugilord7165 жыл бұрын
Why you need to have weaponized cantrips
@EvilRaccoonDM5 жыл бұрын
Bruh, I would pick every single evil option I could just to fuck with the party. Chaotic evil is where its at bby. Contractor NPC:"If you kill this man I kill give you 20 bucks"*points thumb at guy behind him* Me:"ok" Rest of the party:"what the hell are you doing?" Me:*stabbing the guy in the chest repeatedly"GETTING DOLLA"I post 5 karma(yes this is fallout now)
@mr.bluesky85545 жыл бұрын
Nah, play as an arocokra(bird people) and just fly away
@ncgamerxd68445 жыл бұрын
MEEEEEE
@ClockworkChandelure5 жыл бұрын
@@EvilRaccoonDM > "evil option" like this is Mass Effect or sum shit > chaotic stupid behaviour just to "fuck with the party" > karma Found a That Guy
@OddJaguar155 жыл бұрын
7:17 Oh god this happended in a game I was DM'ing for. They got ambushed by pirates and then the fight got called off when the pirate PC realized holy shit this other pirate was like his surrogate father.
@nautLS114 жыл бұрын
OddJaguar15 that’s must’ve been awkward xD
@neexdle4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@thenosieyartist69245 жыл бұрын
*sees Shane with teiflngs and warlocks* Oh yes... "Hey demons, it's me, your boi" YAS
@creamtheskunk70735 жыл бұрын
I'm a teifling paladin, what do I do
@mathybrain84 жыл бұрын
@@creamtheskunk7073 Dedicate yourself to Asmodeus and take an oath of treachery.
@hadeskingoftheunderworld70104 жыл бұрын
Im a teifling bard so Hey demons mind if i just hop into the bed here
@Oliver-bb5kr3 жыл бұрын
I’m a Teifling Sorcerer and like yeah, that sums up our race.
@itsyaboythewendigo83213 жыл бұрын
It's very accurate.
@PhileasLiebmann5 жыл бұрын
1:13 When the bard rolls a nat 1 but has a +15 modifier to Performance and it still miraculously works
@MayHugger5 жыл бұрын
Nat 1 means automatic fail. Doesn't matter how good your modifiers are, a Nat 1 will always result in a fail........Unless you're a lv.20 Rogue.
@PhileasLiebmann5 жыл бұрын
@@MayHugger Technically nat 1 aren't autofails except in the case of attack rolls, but most people, myself included, play that way regardless
@daedalussass_53654 жыл бұрын
When the rogue rolls a 19 with +16 and still fails, oh wait.. that's me
@felixisdying29744 жыл бұрын
Lachlan Tonkin Depends on the dm tbh
@wrenwisp-wings38455 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Release all the sounds trapped in your mind" Dm: *Unholy screeching* "Sir, are you ok?" "I'm a little messed up"
@granthagen29965 жыл бұрын
Some clerics don't worship Jesus. Some clerics have minor alcoholism, drunk partied in the fey woods for 2 weeks, got blessed as a champion by the fey king Oberon and worship the forgotten sun god Lathander.
@r0binh00dracc00n5 жыл бұрын
Grant Hagen I have questions... and concerns 🙂
@ourkeving5 жыл бұрын
What do you mean forgotten?
@granthagen29965 жыл бұрын
@@ourkeving *forgotten realms*
@ourkeving5 жыл бұрын
@@granthagen2996 yes, true. 👍🏿
@grumblegrapes79505 жыл бұрын
Grant Hagen, are you this cleric that you speak of?
@hendrikwagner77155 жыл бұрын
3:25 Our paladin really just printed an anime paladin from the internet and said :" thats my char guys"
@isaiahf-d8465 жыл бұрын
gj
@OzziesMom4 жыл бұрын
2:13 this actually happened in i campaign i was in.. we had to cooperate to intimidate a miniboss and someone in the party had the same idea. Everyone agreed to it, and EVERYONE rolled a nat 19 or 20, so we pulled it off FLAWLESSLY. The miniboss looked at all of us just doing this and slowly backed away.
@sageisokay16895 жыл бұрын
6:38 the best part about this vine in particular is the fact that one of my characters is both a tiefling and a warlock and it is so accurate holy shit!
@pepsicrusader5355 жыл бұрын
wow you’re creative
@isaiahf-d8465 жыл бұрын
dragonborn fighter/warlock
@sydneysleeper96425 жыл бұрын
1:50... Our Evil King's name was Fred.
@brandonbender91895 жыл бұрын
I named every person in my campaign bob....
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
Ours was Karen
@rosenrot2345 жыл бұрын
0:49 My rogue has a raven familiar. They sometimes play tic tac toe. The raven usually wins
@candycaneking5 жыл бұрын
Wait so the raven was smarter then the rogue or...
@deffdefying48034 жыл бұрын
@@candycaneking corvids are like, stupidly smart i wouldnt be surprised
@moonspirit9485 жыл бұрын
A cleric in my session got stuck in a hole, drunk for some reason.
@Rainbowthehedgehog5 жыл бұрын
1:21 My character is a sorcerer and that was her when she got her quarter-staff 😂😂
@donnapeeples48325 жыл бұрын
Starry-Eyed Angel snnssjudutut
@donnapeeples48325 жыл бұрын
Starry-Eyed Angel brhdyddyduyxhxk
@reverbthevocal4215 жыл бұрын
7:47 This is the first time I've seen this one, and I'm already in love with it.
@brycevo5 жыл бұрын
Excuse Me! Not All Rangers Have Animal Companions! ... Some of us Are the animal companion... (Dragonborn/Dragonian Ranger puts on sunglasses)
@peridot34805 жыл бұрын
what about us tabaxi ya *meow censor*ing dummy!?
@brycevo5 жыл бұрын
@@peridot3480 I was just making fun of myself. You do you kitty
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
As a druid, I was the animal companion for the Ranger
@Pundae4 жыл бұрын
@@mickytherat8020 I feel that
@rhollaroid4 жыл бұрын
Okay, everyone listen up, I'm gonna change your lives. There is a mug. With a tiefling on it. With a teacup being thrown at it. The caption says tea-fling. You're welcome.
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@nickolisleaf85155 жыл бұрын
5:47 The best one. I have several chaotic characters that woulf do this
@Kroyd.5 жыл бұрын
5:25 That's a nat 20 if I do say so myself
@astarothosullivan30995 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that we DMs look done with everything 24/7
@deffdefying48035 жыл бұрын
I love how the check rolls aren't immediately given away so there's an extra level of suspense
@mysti_gayle5 жыл бұрын
This is the best D&D Vine compilation I've found!
@safirasart5 жыл бұрын
This are so damn accurate I love it!!
@Calamity1355 жыл бұрын
Safiras Art love critical role videos. Also, hi
@Sbevewagon44935 жыл бұрын
123 likes
@fandomfreakgamer93275 жыл бұрын
Damn, I need to play D&D
@shadowbladeandlightin88895 жыл бұрын
join us, we have cookies, also chips and people in Pjs yelling at multisided plastic for landing on the wrong number
@kitsunestudio40585 жыл бұрын
@@shadowbladeandlightin8889 and chaotic screaming
@Pundae4 жыл бұрын
@@kitsunestudio4058 but mostly the chaotic screaming thing
@kitsunestudio40584 жыл бұрын
@@Pundae yes
@Silverwind874 жыл бұрын
I think all you need is the handbook and a character sheet.
@connortg55 жыл бұрын
8:37 i started a campaign of d&d recently, on our first mission we found over 19,000 coins (they weren't all gold but that doesn't matter) we had 4 party members and could only carry 1600 coins between us. 1600 out of more than 19,000. Let's hope there's not some big boss there when we go back to collect the rest... *but seriously, first expedition, we were only half-way through the DM/GM's dungeon, and we got more than 1100x the max amount of gold we could carry in our backpacks.*
@jayeef23134 жыл бұрын
story time: I remember when me and my buddies were playing dnd and we had to get down a steep hill. Half of us used a rope and took damage from a land slide, while the rest of us (including myself) decided to create a human tumbleweed and rolled to the bottom safely
@EthalaRide5 жыл бұрын
6:19 My wizard was in the rafters of a tavern during a barfight and cast catapult on a tankard at an evil monk/cleric dude and he just nat 20d redirected that tankard at ME in the rafters, and this gave me a nam-flashback to that.
@ryanm60044 жыл бұрын
6:53 my Dragonborn sorcerer after following our tiefling bard up a mountain where they were going to talk to a dragon that we really didn’t need to talk to, then failing 4 dex checks in a row to not fall and then to save myself 3 times, then hitting the ground 40 feet below, getting knocked out because we were level 1, then left behind by the bard and another party member came up to save him but couldn’t get down to him safely, and failing death saves. Kinda worked out though because now I’m playing a cool as hell barbarian that gets a wild magic effect when he rages and kills people by body slamming them. I got the teleport effect when I raged and after using it to evade enemies twice I decided to see how I could make it an attack, so I teleported 10 feet above my enemies and body slammed then before attacking.
@battacatta6265 жыл бұрын
Once I played a very small campaign to introduce two of my friends to D&D. One of which immediately looked for vodka-- no other alcohol. When they were under attack by a pair of hellcats, one fought and the first (vodka) fucking stood there. Kudos.
@nevaria32305 жыл бұрын
4:03 me in my head, when my friend's character started stealing whiskey while a fucking lightning bolt was being attracted to anything dealing with "safflower".
@joshuafogg66005 жыл бұрын
Pelor's sock drawer, these are beautiful with how accurate they are!
@marvelholt215 жыл бұрын
My players rouge once rolled to cause a disctraction by "walking on the ceiling and shit" i think she confused elves with geckos
@CommissarMitch4 жыл бұрын
5:48 When you are a Warlock and you have a quota to fill.
@jonathanjoestar43794 жыл бұрын
4:27 umm excuse me but… THAT’S A NAT 20 IF I’VE EVER SEEN ONE
@Naro_Rivers Жыл бұрын
2:21 “What if I heat the metal and melt the lock?” *sputters* “Keyleth, what the hell‽ This is imported silk!”
@RagingDelirium5 жыл бұрын
8:00 was the smoothest shit ever
@shrooms2193 жыл бұрын
Preping for tonight's campaign with this
@evergreen89495 жыл бұрын
Wow the Druid vines are more relatable than I thought
@lindseywhitehead52604 жыл бұрын
One of our clerics did a therapy session on a minotor ,that was about to murder her, he is now one of the best companions...
@supremeoverlordofspoons31304 жыл бұрын
My character is a rogue and i can tell you that all the rogue vines are 100% accurate.
@Selunabun5 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to come up with a name for the barkeeper in the first town my party will be in, and when the second last vine played, I went for it.
@keeganfirecloak46955 жыл бұрын
Lol update me on their reactions, yes?
@dellsbells5 жыл бұрын
4:02 why is this so true I’m crying
@acetraineraster51715 жыл бұрын
When you're a big, beefy, tank-y dragon-born paladin and your party needs to roll stealth checks and you're the only one who succeeds: What kind of fuckery is this?!
@wiseferret47454 жыл бұрын
9:49 The funniest part is that gear he's wearing. This is exactly how monks fight with armor. 😂
@gorochin.44015 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEEES BIIIIIIITCH!!!!
@liamczap5030 Жыл бұрын
One time a party in a campaign I played in accidentally summoned a demon while trying to summon a genie instead. In our defense, we couldn’t find any CRAM, so we had to resort to potatoes
@whknws95955 жыл бұрын
random storytime that I hope will make someone happy: so we did a little oneshot goof session and it was *_chaos._* it ended in our dm doing one of the best mr. rogers impressions, saying "welcome to my neighborhood, roll initiative." and her annihilating us.
@isaiahf-d8465 жыл бұрын
welcome to the hood
@LoafOfBrisket3 жыл бұрын
6:28 once we where trying to seal through a giant temple full of our enemies during a campaign and everyone got a good role for sneaking, except for two people who might as well have cartwheeled in screening sneak.
@betheaves10264 жыл бұрын
When ever I play a character with wings I just pick the enemies and throw them into the closest ravine if I run out of spells
@juicebox20003 жыл бұрын
On my third time playing, the DM put our 5 man squad in a huge cloud of fog. And, there were 2 panthers with sharp tentacles. I am a paladin, so I tried to smite one of them. I rolled a nat 1 and the thing ate my hand and my sword. So, I tried again with a dagger in the other hand. DM said if I rolled nat 1 again, he would take my other hand. Another nat 1 later, the DM apologized and said he was joking. The party voted to take my hand anyway, so they did. I then grabbed a shortsword in my mouth and killed one. Then, after the other was dead, I cut the things open and got my weapons back. Then, a baby panther with tentacles ate my hands before I could get them back. Now, the DM is working with the Artificer to make me some homebrew steel gauntlet hands. TLDR: Hands taken by 2 nat 1s, getting better ones soon.
@the1peep9645 жыл бұрын
DUDE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
@LastDragoon-wi7zo5 жыл бұрын
3:14 is literally how my first meeting with constructs went
@murhaug84015 жыл бұрын
As a dragon born rouge this is accurate
@karamelpopcorn3653 жыл бұрын
this earns a pedastal in my favorites playlist
@GeminiForest5 жыл бұрын
As a Rogue and Ranger these are accurate
@themanwhosoldthetea76074 жыл бұрын
1:46 I once could not think of a villain name for the life of me and just went with “Brendus Uriel” No I will not be taking questions at this time
@pumpk1nm34t95 жыл бұрын
That one captioned "that one pc with to much money" reminded me of the time one of my party members bought 6000 ball berrings and gave them out to the rest of the party. Each person getting an amount according to how much he liked you 1 berring = 100 love. He gave most everyone 1/2 to 2 and gave his love intrest npc the rest. He then tried to convince the dm to let him spend his remaining 6,000 gold peices on approximately 60,000 ball bearings. When the dm denied his request he had a fit and explained how his character emptied his entire coin bag on to the floor. It was strange.
@bradleymcginnes68245 жыл бұрын
Anyone else have gag quests where the party can act like a bunch of fools just for the lulz
@sheevpalpatine11055 жыл бұрын
tbh the best campaign i had was when it was setted in kind of ancient greece and i played a cleric of the god Dionysos, the god of wine and insanity, and my character didnt want to be cleric bc backstory and was only one because Dionysos was fucking (not literally) with him and everytime he had to use divine power i was like "hey you drunk fuck, i think it's time again to spill some of your ass glitter to look good" no need to mention that PC and Dionysos were constantly drunk
@recon4415 жыл бұрын
Shared this with my DnD group
@VeryMossyBones5 жыл бұрын
4:05 when my group started our first campaign we were hunting Kobalts and the Barbarian left and just about fucking died. So now we don’t split the party. Ever.
@doran94294 жыл бұрын
I'm a DM, and when my players are annoying I tell them I will smite them
@arirain7715 жыл бұрын
I just subbed today then you upload a video.
@mutanttepig47595 жыл бұрын
I might use the Bard/Druid combo for something later on(bard for the music and various effects the music can give off and the druid for talking to animals).
@NtDM2673 жыл бұрын
1:57 My DM if we derail the campaign, knowing that there will be about 116 crabs to fight
@thatonecubchoo15415 жыл бұрын
All these work with every single D&D group.
@c0rpsecloown4 жыл бұрын
legit the only thing that can describe my rouge/bard is 3:42
@SpringTag5 жыл бұрын
Demon: You play it you get 100,000,000 dollars, but 100,00,000 people will died. Me: Well I'll play it because my party keep buying useless items.
@Kittymouth4 жыл бұрын
8:37 my fighter bought a haunted doll from a cursed items shop because he has more money than sense.
@ayooo99965 жыл бұрын
D&D but instead of using a Dice, you use a coin. Heads means best possible scenario, tails means the most absolute garbage scenario.
@yourlocalcorrectidiot9273 жыл бұрын
That is the whizzer at six flags great America
@AHHH9153 жыл бұрын
0:20 that's literally just my old Halfling Rogue, he was eventually carrying 5 daggers at one point
@mickytherat80204 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for druid vines Edit: pleased, yes yes.
@antikathy5 жыл бұрын
0:27 I'm definitely going to this next time my party comes across a door in a dungeon, considering my character is a 7 foot gnoll.
@beastwarsFTW5 жыл бұрын
I imitated the koolaid man with my 7 1/2 foot tall warforge, I then spent an hour building a new better wall for that mans house and when the guards asked why I did that said it wasn't up to code.
@itsyaboythewendigo83213 жыл бұрын
Hol up 7 ft Gnoll!?
@brycevo5 жыл бұрын
As a DM, these are too True. Thank you
@peridot34805 жыл бұрын
when my tabaxi bard hot flame makes a pun to lighten the mood 9:36
@k.c.maiale75044 жыл бұрын
My DM: Let me see what you have. Me: A KNIFE! AND ALL YOUR GOLD!!.....and I may have killed one if the other party members. I am very much a Rogue.
@NoMuse135 жыл бұрын
what i wouldn't GIVE for CONSISTENT audio LEVELS SO I'M NOT deaf by THE OF THIS
@eggsbenedict_095 жыл бұрын
6:10 I am both. *Demon summoning right beside the orc paladin intensifies*
@katicasey46105 жыл бұрын
Yesterday my friend (our fighter) slammed a door in this shopkeeper's face, rolled a nat20, knocked him out cold, his wife freaked out and called the guards, our rogue sneaked out of town, our fighter distracted one of the guards by making a hat, rolling a nat1, and proceeding to completely undo the hat within minutes, and I, a bard, first ran to the back exit, then went back to hide in boxes (which failed horribly) , ran back to the exit, went back to the other side of the room to make sure we didn't murder the shopkeeper, played dead in the hopes of narrowly getting arrested, rolled out of the door, accidentally shut the door on the shopkeeper's head, got caught by a guard, narrowly escaped arrest by casting Tasha's hideous laughter, performed for the townsfolk, and then left town. And then we got our asses handed to us by some shrubs.
@romanec.34935 жыл бұрын
I once managed to get the backstory of a closed NPC by giving him a shoe, I was out of idea but he was happy 😂
@sparky67434 жыл бұрын
My best character ever: a lawful good rogue. Goal: destroy all edgelords
@puggyproductions9064 жыл бұрын
The talk to animals one reminds me of my DnD character who is fluent in furry
@dr.tophat58835 жыл бұрын
Friend: please explain monks Me: random unexpected violence
@Pristine_Games3 жыл бұрын
My group somehow killed a mind flayed at level two once lmao
@ninjajack64574 жыл бұрын
1:20 the one time quarterstaff actually hits
@tseliius5 жыл бұрын
1:20 THAT’S ME, BUT WITH MY MAGIC STAFF.
@Pundae4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was a quarterstaff user till I found a staff that literally acted like a quarterstaff and had extra spell charges
@AGrumpyPanda4 жыл бұрын
Ok, some weird shit here. I was just watching some of these for laughs but an hour ago I'd legit forgotten what Shakira's name was, and this video reminded me. Universe's wires are crossing man.
@PinkApocalypse5 жыл бұрын
6:13 nope, that’s the DM when their party are idiots
@Awes0m3n3s55 жыл бұрын
Why is the harmonica one always chaotic?
@isaiahf-d8465 жыл бұрын
what else would it be unless you're talking class
@mahhairbegreasy92224 жыл бұрын
My dungeon master decided to put a pile of shit in a corridor, Me being the idiot I am put my foot in it. I found 92 gold in it
@adamnedfrogboy16334 жыл бұрын
Once I was playing Warlock, and we recruited a cleric of Cthulhu NPC to are Cthulhu cult. We had a character who kept killing everyone and killed a guard. 4 guards chased us back to are sky ship and so we killed them and used them for my ritual. The NPC was sleeping so she didn’t witness the murders. I had such a good relationship, and charisma that I convinced her someone dumped the body’s on the ship, so for the next few deception checks I made to her I had advantage. We gave the body’s to the city graveyard so she wasn’t suspicious, the owner was suspicious and alerted the guard. We left her there because it was her home island, and the DM was tired of having an NPC in the party, but she was a seen with are party multiple times...I still don’t know what happed to her and I hope she didn’t get accused of murder
@jeffreyepstein87504 жыл бұрын
*rogue sets off a loud trap* Paladin: *trips* THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU
@tdh89674 жыл бұрын
My 2 favorite parts 8:30. LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT!!!!!!!!
@eidolor5 жыл бұрын
I fucking love everything about this
@אסףשני-ר4ז3 жыл бұрын
So, here's the story of how we royally messed up in the last battle (we still won, but it was bad) We were inside a half sunken ship. Water up to our waists. So, our cleric, the only one with healing spells, was paralyzed and almost dead. The rest of the party were occupied in fights. I had to carry her up the stairs. I lifted her, and heroically started my way over to the stairs. About three feet from there, I got paralyzed as well, falling face first into the water, dropping the cleric into the water, almost drowning her. We ended up with one of the party members dead, all of us less than half hp. It was bad. By the way, I was tabaxi bard
@jayellem95 жыл бұрын
These were all good, but square breaths just broke me... lol