Dad Jokes | You Laugh, You Lose | Tahir vs. Ron | All Def

Two comedians face off by telling dad jokes to each other. The first one to laugh loses. Winner with the most points wins. #dadjokes #alldefcomedy #alldef
@TahirMoore
@ComedianRont
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Starring: Tahir M. Ron Taylor
Producer: Denzel Lee
Director: Patrick Cloud
Director of Photography: Adam Bial
Sound Mixer: Vanessa Garcia
Post Supervisor: Trish Pelefoti
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[@isaiahwashington4577]

The funniest part is the beginning when he's like "nah man, this ain't gonna work...this ni**a look funny" 😂😂

[@MzJazzy123100]

Isaiah Washington 😂😂😂 true

[@tholliday1472]

🤦🏾‍♀️😂🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[@ogswavey]

NCAT💪🏾🔵🟡

[@imbetterthenyou6104]

It was stupid video should be r Taken down for the n word

[@zenitsuthunder3946]

lmao

[@Anonymous-td9fl]

Why did Ron lean forward? Tahir Moore

[@69k_gold]

Deserves more likes than the video n***a

[@KweenOriel]

Anonymous 😂😂😂😂✊🏾

[@frankieromero2011]

😂 you're goin places

[@frankieromero2011]

You're goin places

[@designercate]

Get this man on the show😂😂😂

[@lynnebass2495]

His face at the slave joke literally had me crying It was like no dont do it 😂

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lol. Me too I'm like no you can't say that joke just anywhere.

[@nicoleonjoli]

I’ma be real when he said “there’s a clock on the stove” I LOST IT

[@Aman-ip6iz]

U laughed or just got mad lol?

[@nicoleonjoli]

A man I laughed 😂

[@joelblake5310]

I don't get it

[@impqsx]

@@joelblake5310 Tryna say women belong in the kitchen lmao

[@luciafromwiisports37]

It took a while for me to get it

[@cbcbrown88]

Bruh the laughs in the background kill me everytime.

[@taystiii]

that's Kev hahahah

[@SuyogDahal]

Wow Chris Brown looking really different nowadays

[@BigJay_88]

Kev and patrick. Lol

[@markiv.3585]

Bruh Me Too. there was one episode where a guy wheezed hard and couldn't stop replaying it and Dying from laughter

[@mr.hegoneshoot9552]

damn kev lmao

[@naomiisreal3155]

Tahir's laugh at 7:00 sounds like someone shoveling their driveway. loll

[@nightfort240]

Bb Cc 😂😂😂😂😂aye chilll slimmm

[@alexiso684]

So accurate.😂😂

[@jc_253]

Bb Cc It sound like the water hitting yo car in the car wash

[@RIJOhc]

LLAOO

[@Hello-iv7fm]

How do people think of something like that

[@steezharvey830]

1:33 that laugh need some damn WD-40 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@peepthesitchtarot]

I'm fuckin DYING

[@C00kii0]

😂🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@brownieboiii]

I peed

[@christiancabej3916]

I lost my shit omg 😂😂

[@user-hj9xz5gr3f]

YOU GOING TO HELL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@juliarobinson3350]

7:01-7:04 there was definitely a tire that was skidding on some ice or something outside

[@masterchief5833]

Thats so specific

[@masterchief5833]

How you come up with that lol

[@ashkister]

Lmfaooo

[@yungzz--3637]

YOOOO THAT DEADASS SOUDS LIKE THAT

[@paytonb2313]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janiya7335]

7:00 when your car won't start

[@shawnouko2997]

Ha ha i am dead XD

[@wise0beast]

omfg I can't catch my breath BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Thank you!!

[@jenifer4987]

Janiya lol 😂😂😂😂

[@JKEBDR]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhagagagaga

[@abatalyvaladez2150]

Janiya 😂😂😂😂

[@ylrebmikkim9028]

1:33 When you’re wiping a window😂😂

[@c_ookz]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@mikasheehy]

I'm doooooooone bro

[@smokeyantrax3845]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@janiya7335]

YOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stepgirl305]

W

[@evatjanakou8005]

2:19 “That’s very.. that’s very misogynistic brother” *proceeds to laugh anyway* 😂😂😂😂

[@rustomremosil5994]

"Want to hear a word i just made up?" "What?" "Plagiarism" Hahaha lol Had me dying!

[@FreestyleEntOnline]

Ron fro crisp as fuck

[@jamiamorris2806]

Run E on god

[@TheFunnyCamGuy]

Ulysse He does it himself, just like anybody with a fro.

[@criseralive1292]

Ulysse there is something called the barber/salon, right guoys

[@TLparkZ]

Ron secret weapon is that fro...take the fro away and he's powerless 😂

[@Cavierlife]

TLparkZ you calling Ron, Samson out here

[@steezharvey830]

Nah son, it be the hoop earring.

[@Dae2Day]

​​@@Cavierlife the strength is in the hair lol

[@samlung2724]

Take that fro away, he becomes Kevonstage

[@potatoass2317]

4:08 got me teary af 😂😂😂

[@PrabhsimranSingh15]

Bro, I died too. That was the most epic joke of this duel. Cheers

[@shashwatm6494]

"but he came fifth and got a toaster" OMFG 😂😂😂😂

[@DenverTexan]

I don’t get it still 😩🤣 help me

[@mo3i809]

@@DenverTexan he meant it as if he came fifth place in a competition and his prize was a toaster 🤣

[@dylansdelights]

Yes!! This is my all time favourite 😂🤣😅❤️🏆🥇🏁🍞🤟

[@victim0fmisery]

I can always tell its Kevonstage back there howling

[@princesspoetess775]

ellectrifying lol u heard it too

[@desarayhayes5327]

Right!

[@squadtv8966]

ellectrifying yo for real 😂😂

[@max.k.9338]

And also Patrick!

[@brittanymcdonald2319]

I thought I was the only one. 😂😂😂

[@williammcfadden5502]

Tahir laughing like someone trying to crank the ignition in there car😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Niggus_14]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@local_hotpotato]

Cold diesel engine in the winter

[@tylerthecreation3202]

Sound like he eating cereal without milk

[@myso.u.l]

William McFadden hehe

[@ronin.bat2023]

1:33 “i am just rubbin my window”

[@zenabahmad4618]

UNDERRATED ASS COMMENT 😂😂😂😂😂

[@llamabacon935]

When you're dying of starvation in Minecraft and pull out a pork chop: 5:14

[@tau3583]

llamabacon935 lolol

[@mikmik7564]

Lmao

[@vanhong8443]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@catlover7466]

Very good

[@raquelt1250]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

Kevin is always in the back just dying!

[@NatashaEh]

kjdnyhmghfvb makes me laugh every time

[@dannylewis1539]

Ron Taylor's laugh at 5:13 sounded like he was eating Captain Crunch.

[@Gggg-pz1yl]

Danny Lewis lmfaoooo😂😂😂

[@fabuluswig2632]

Danny Lewis that shit is funny

[@darianpayne8989]

Chewin hella fast😂😂

[@chrissyl3513]

lmaooooo

[@Dafunny.]

sounded like a pig

[@vanessagrigsby1652]

1) knock knock 2) who's there? 1) Britney Spears 2) Britney Spears who? 1) knock knock 2) who's there? 1) Woops I did it again

[@joelblake5310]

Oh, now that's a good one 😆😆

[@thumbaroundreversefingerme4786]

@@hashtagnoname3931 It is a reference to one of Britney Spears's most famous songs " Oops, I did it again"

[@DADA-ey2ir]

The NWA one has got to be one of the funniest one ever on this show. I'm in tears 😂

[@iTzDark740]

Ron's afro looks like a lego piece for his head.

[@miavlogs43]

iTzDark740 💀💀💀😂

[@mirandan]

iTzDark740 😂😂💀

[@sanyatesGRIA]

Like Bernie Mac’s son or some isht lol

[@apreLLa84]

😭😭😭😭

[@VittoIB]

iTzDark740 When he goes to sleep for the night, does he turn it all the way around?

[@jordan2840]

This is one of the best dad jokes episodes hand down. I was rollin

[@dwilson11]

jordan provost Ron recycled jokes used by Meg on her last one.. Smh

[@MischiefCulture]

jordan provost the Dad jokes dormtainment pt 2 one is the best one lol

[@TheBigThipper]

Did you see the one with kev vs big boy?

[@faithbell4797]

Keith Robertson II yessss

[@muddy777]

"how do you know if an ant is a male or a female ?" "they're all females, otherwise they'd be uncle's" 💀💀

[@meaadal-hadidi351]

i don't get it

[@user-ku5pf8ph7p]

@@meaadal-hadidi351 ant = aunt. this is a pun

[@chase9316]

@@meaadal-hadidi351It's a play on words based on the idea that ant and aunt are homophones. Also... fun fact. Almost certainly it's true. In general, in most ant species males just make babys with the queen and die. Male ants don't leave the hive... in general.

[@binupdhungana3889]

Put it underwater. If it drowns, girl ant. If it floats" buoy-ant"...

[@brianrobinson47]

@@binupdhungana3889 That's a solid joke 😂😂😂

[@Nhahustler4507]

That "clock on the stove" joke was hilarious 😂😂😂 and Tahir's reaction was great LMAO! I love watching these I always end up dying 💀!!!

[@LotusBookWorm]

Ain't nobody gon' say nuthin abt how Ron lost it before the jokes began, because (and I quote) "This n---ga already funny looking"? 😭😭

[@cliffdweller990]

He looks like an Irishman smashed a Kenyan.

[@tev9016]

You can go to any black church and find a guy exactly like Tahir

[@randomcomment7583]

@@cliffdweller990 Accurate asf.

[@JJSilao]

That miley cyrus joke was horrendous 😂😂😂

[@full109]

JJSilao I actually ain’t get it explain!!?

[@tamaoleesipula]

full109 uk uses kilometers instead of miles..

[@ajakdee1661]

full109 In Europe they use Kilometres instead of miles

[@joseecadequeiroz3190]

*Europe. UK still uses miles (although I think they've been phasing to km recently, but unsure)

[@bangkyle5740]

it shouldve been kilometry cyrus

[@l4ttee683]

5:12 i thought his hair was rubbing on the mic lmfaoo 😂😂

[@C00kii0]

Nuuuu🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@somepersonwhomakesyoutubev7856]

I'm dead

[@rossonero135]

Tahir's face when Ron says he looks funny hhaahhahh PRICELESS

[@Livvdaone]

I feel like it's always Kev and Patrick in the back cackling 😂

[@soccerman127]

That shih tzu joke was A1

[@KevinHarris]

Tahir: Where was the declaration of independence signed? Ron: When....🤔

[@JAYZWRLD]

1:54 his delivery on the joke had me dying 🤣🤣

[@katmichaels9564]

When they made a Zimbabwe joke and you're from Zimbabwe😂😩

[@blessingchiambiro5683]

Kat Michaels lolz..im from Zim but i liked the joke

[@carztau]

I Know right

[@simbakapurura3554]

😂

[@_vimzzzzz]

I paused and cried...then resumed

[@ruemissm6800]

Right 😭😭

[@heaheah5179]

That NWA joke.....

[@omaralmassri763]

JHIN - THE VIRTUOSO open the curtains call.

[@lisfine]

JHIN - THE VIRTUOSO best one

[@DomCTBG]

You're racist.

[@dellowery]

You're suspect...

[@jrmmedia2347]

Thats a true joke

[@angelx88]

1:34 When you clean a mirror with windex

[@roberthall2062]

My favorites: 1) “How Long” is an Asian name 2) 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe is “400 Million Dollar Man” 3) Slaves that don’t wanna work are called Niggas wit attitude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geraldfrost4710]

What comes out of ant holes? Cousins.

[@MANIACITV]

How Long is an Asian name😂😂😂

[@TowniesKareem]

MANIACiTV 50 miles a hour

[@Emi-xg7pk]

5 centimeters per second.

[@dadyy9521]

U both just said a speed value not a distance Kan-tchu name one

[@sundayblue3873]

😂😂

[@steezharvey830]

Hao Long

[@booradley0131]

Kev & Pat's laughter got me weak!!

[@TheLaughFactory]

LOL!!

[@driziiD]

"I'm done fam, I'm done with that" 😂

[@exp2526]

The dude in the Afro looking like Bernie Mac's son

[@lostcause7072]

How is he in his Afro?🤔🤔

[@kaykay-sq6rh]

One of his sisters kids i recon.

[@SheedChooseMe]

That's kev in his youth

[@joshuadavidbeatz]

You're not black or even mixed. I can tell

[@packrunnermeech]

“in the afro” like the nigga woke up and threw it on before he stepped out the house

[@leahlee50]

The joke about john coming fifth and got a toaster is classic!

[@emmanuelmakoba6085]

leahlee50 I don't get it

[@MrAnslo]

It's actually an old joke I've heard several times.

[@leahlee50]

Emmanuel Makoba he said come fourth and have eternal life. Instead he came in fifth and got a toaster.

[@emmanuelmakoba6085]

leahlee50 Ohhhhhhhh lol.

[@leahlee50]

Emmanuel Makoba LMAO

[@922Virgo]

I literally died at work when he said the Collard Green on the Wall joke 😂😂😂

[@drunkpervertedmonk]

1:31 Tahir giggling always gets me! 😅😆 3:23 Ron busting his moves! 😂

[@22drumatic]

He came in fifth and got a toaster 😂😂😁

[@jimbo-fk4dq]

Tahir finally wins! The N.W.A. joke was my favorite.

[@Ran-he5ij]

Was it him who said it?😂

[@ayhahga727]

Bro that joke was so fucked up🤣

[@sonicbelmont300]

Dude, Tahir seems like the kinda guy you HAVE to invite to the party, he seems like the coolest guy

[@ysatxhi]

When he yelled timming i was crying😂😂😂

[@slumpsosa2175]

Tahir vs norbit jr

[@Josh-ei5bs]

Slump Sosa lmfao😂

[@smokeyantrax3845]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Th3W4tchman]

Noooooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@sanyatesGRIA]

Naaaaaaaaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@h.0neydoll]

😂

[@RoyalCortz]

I love Tahir so much😂 lmao

[@thatguythatskates6618]

7:02 When the balloon starts deflating

[@ryancole7376]

Ron had no chance, he laughed pretty much every time Tahir laughed too lmao

[@Nashid77]

"He look like a chicken being born" -Background

[@alexiso684]

Nashid77 I read this and that part happened right after.😂😂

[@tonikavorkias5296]

Y'all heard him - *THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE STOVE!!!* 😂😂😂

[@Numinor31]

that one was ma favorite

[@nik5282]

I don't get it

[@Numinor31]

you must be fun at parties.

[@Iputtsonn]

Toni Kavorkias sexist but hella hilarious

[@Iputtsonn]

Numinor cause she in the kitchen all day she dont need a watch theres a clock on the stove

[@mr.knight1677]

1:30 IT FREAKING SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN WINDOW BEING CLEANED

[@hobostan]

ron’s face when dude says “kilometer cyrus” has me CREASING

[@charolymarte7535]

The laughs in the background be having me goneee

[@anesutheproducer]

Ron built like a foundation brush

[@QueenbasseyM]

Anesu DEEEEEEEAD

[@robhyuuga6190]

Tahir's zoo joke got me before he even got to the punchline. Imagine pulling up to the zoo and it only has a dog.

[@markwitte7958]

What do you call jay-z when he is taking a nap? Lay-z

[@believer365]

@Katharine Loutinsky a fin?

[@thoriso1000]

Wanted: Tahir's neck. Last seen: when he was born

[@Cavierlife]

Kutlwano Sesing last seen by his barber

[@DrinkmoWater.]

EHHHHHEEHAHA Junie B jones couldn't solve that case fam

[@ReindeerD]

However rumors have reported seeing it 20 years ago before a family bucket of fried chicken

[@coldcut4751]

Reiner D'souza 🤣🤣🤣

[@gwvaio]

That 50 cent one was good

[@blackharpy7468]

@@marcelopearl it is always inflation in Zimbabwe

[@qrrbrbirbel2]

What type of pictures do teeth take? A tooth pic. What kind of camera do they use? A molaroid. I have more tooth jokes but it's only funny to me and my close friends. They're incisors jokes.

[@hawanjenga7025]

Instead of a polaroid they use molaroid 😂😂

[@andrewnichols7474]

They always take a dental picture

[@cyberdiamond97]

qrrbrbirbel2 I 👏want👏more👏

[@keithmillerjr2825]

Your teeth jokes are getting long in the tooth.

[@keithmillerjr2825]

@Katharine Loutinsky Tooth Hurty?

[@alanrubio1536]

5:13 thats when you use an empty febreeze bottle

[@TyTy_504]

Tahir vs. Glass Cleaner

[@erdami2161]

"You go somewhere and someone gonna have a problem with that!" 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@ZayS2020]

"Don't close your eyes look at me, take that right to the face" 😂😂😂😂 then the laughs on the back don't make it no better

[@manveersilvergodsaini7387]

“The lord told John to come forth and he shal have eternal life, but he came fifth and won a toaster” I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BoomBoomPew012]

Kev losing on the background 😂

[@Guap.P]

At 5:15 it sounds like rons laugh is a clogged windex bottle

[@whatever-kf2pe]

Patrick Willis why is this so specific

[@kreativkeem6864]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@northernninety7]

4:08 Man I'm white I shouldn't be laughing at that.

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lol. I'm white and ended up laughing. Although I'm sure i shouldn't have.

[@SnapQuiz-Shorts]

Its a joke snowflake -_-

[@northernninety7]

@@SnapQuiz-Shorts I know it's a joke you moron. That's why I laughed at it.

[@ru406]

1:31 DAMN NEAR ALMOST SPIT OUT MY COFFEE🤣 haaah, love these guys

[@ilianamendoza3765]

If Norbit and Urkel had a child it would be Ron.

[@valerie80yearsago90]

The face Tahir makes when he is trying to stay serious alone is enough to make me crack. I can't with this lol.

[@Fishin4ever4life]

I watch one of these every morning before work just to get a laugh and to get some positive energy going .

[@oliverguidetti7569]

I love the way they shake hands every time. Like gentlemen

[@seanm5425]

Tahir's laugh at the end tho😂😂😂

[@amberlp118]

You should have them get high then start saying jokes, nobody’s winning at that point 😂

[@esmooth919]

There are at least 2 episodes like that.

[@chrisdufor-pulliam4901]

Forget their responses, those lines were brilliant! Good stuff...as always.

[@ghost_cipher]

These two are my favorite to compete on “you laugh you lose” !!

[@SpyroTek]

Bernie Mac jnr

[@mmingo33]

Spyro Tek without the jokes

[@trippleme1298]

That's what I was thinking 😎

[@TheIsabellaLuna]

Spyro Tek I can't unsee it

[@AscendingInLove000]

Epic chill out lol 😂😂😂

[@brandonarriaga9870]

CP looks more like Bernie. Ron has the hair.

[@Gelenvader3]

We miss you on the drop boi 😢

[@swagysha1]

Fizz

[@_LifeofMichael_]

"Yeah, you can take that right to the face, playboy." I. LOST. IT.

[@Qalibrated]

"What does R Kelly call people beneath him?" I thought he was gonna say "wet" lmao

[@juliarobinson3350]

Tahir' laugh @7:02 sounded like a car dying 😭😭😭 Sorry I can't make a funnier reference😂😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[@dhskinny3]

That how long joke was fire

[@Rhomalina]

This is my FAVORITE VIDEO out of all the Dad Jokes

[@renzo4295]

the laughs in the background kills me everytime😂😂😂😂😂

[@kjkj569]

Who else can watch these all day and keep laughing 😂?

[@theone5741]

This dude's nose is stuffy af

[@domas9376]

The One ricegum n stuff

[@Ehhnji]

He's high

[@martahernandez5076]

Happy happy

[@augustblack333]

Honestly

[@jasonturbill3214]

The zoo joke really tickled me, I had tears of laughter 😂

[@GANRIAL]

“Cause there’s a clock on the stove” lmao 😂

[@BAZU._.]

The whole day:*silence* Me:*decides to watch a movie* Dad at the exact same time downstairs:5:14

[@dajah12341]

Lmao at Tahir's last laugh! Caught me off gaurd

[@TheGreyj]

Love Tahir’s sneaky laughs! Gets me everytime

[@Chakawatts]

Tahir’s laugh had me dead every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂