Dad Jokes Don't Laugh - Teams Challenge!!

📝 Show Notes
Part two of the fourth instalment of our favourite Dad Jokes videos. We spent most of this one debating whether or not the jokes were G rated enough to make the video or not and decided to include them, so hope you Enjoy!
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-Video Chapters-
00:00 Recap
00:52 Introduction
01:18 Mitch & El verse Dave & Charlie
04:52 Sam & Febe v Leigh & Michael
#wegotthechocolates #podcast #jokes #dadjokes

[@mikeyitfc]

Man with no arms or legs sitting on a towel on the beach, 3 young ladies walking passed felt sorry for him. The first girl asked '' You ever been hugged'' the man replies ''no'' so the girl hugs him and walks on. The 2nd girl asks the man ''You ever been kissed'' to which the man replies ''no'' so the girl kisses him and walks on. The 3rd girl asks the man '' You ever been fu*ked'' the man replies ''no'' with an excited glint in his eye and the girl say's '' You will be when the tide comes in''

[@a9ball1]

I learned the same joke but the last one was a little different. She asked the same question but he was sitting on a Pier and she kicked him off of it and said "now you have been f**ked".

[@willdenoble1898]

Fucksake lmfaooo

[@dipeshpadewar]

🤣

[@CrxftyBeatz]

😂

[@Sub_D47]

Classic.🤣🤣

[@michaelkavanagh932]

That PDF file joke is an absolute belter 😂😂

[@NeoGamemaster]

I lost it lmao

[@connieburns4837]

Michael is my absolute favorite to watch! He has the hardest time trying to keep a straight face, it’s hilarious! I could watch him tell the Barbie joke over and over and still laugh my ass off every time. Good stuff! This is one of my favorite channels to watch.

[@mohsinali3059]

Same. Been watchign barbie joke over and over. Precious.

[@danbenedict8375]

It was tough when I found out that my Grandpa was addicted to Viagra, but no one took it harder than Grandma.

[@shidharthrouth]

😂😂😂

[@renardleterrible6791]

noice

[@immortalxd6190]

😂

[@stuiniquity892]

😂🔥

[@richa.s9912]

LOL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CaptainCan06]

OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂 That Ken joke and the cross-eyed circumciser was hilarious

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Thanks legend!!

[@5calambres]

"its not a one liner" is actually the best punchline to that joke xD

[@Jeudaos]

'because i'm trying to examine you' one of the best jokes i've ever heard

[@noirjacques3274]

Febe nearly crying with laughter saying “Don’t do it” with the ‘Sarah’ joke just about has me tearing up laughing too. ❤😂❤

[@ryanflynn4311]

I love seeing the production quality on these videos improve. The editing, the jingles and the branding all look sooo good! Keep it up❤️

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Wonderful news thank you Ryan!

[@abelincoln196]

@@WeGotTheChocolates he just roasted you so bad...

[@AdornationMusic]

Nah man There's always more room for more douchebags tho! cheers!

[@ryanflynn4311]

The cross-eyed circumciser is just so funny of a joke it doesnt need a second line😂

[@flashcorp76]

Febe’s face at the Ken joke…😂🤣

[@ajitseth2597]

"Did you hear about the cross-eyed circumciser?" "It's not a one liner" That itself is good one. 🤣

[@lalwrites]

Michael though🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Laughs more on his jokes than anyone else

[@aditya4453]

Eloise is the cutest. Her reaction to dirty jokes is absolutely adorable 😍

[@Lucifer-_Morningstar_]

You know a joke is that level of funny, before the teller even says it. 🤣 Especially Sam making the 🤐. He knew "Shit this is going to be bad" 🤣

[@Coriiander]

Thanks. The pregnant Barbie doll joke nearly killed me.

[@noirjacques3274]

Ditto! Even after listening to the gags that came after it, my tears of laughter wouldn’t stop!

[@darrenbradshaw9512]

Hilarious watching Mitch try not to laugh and seeing his mo moving around all over the place

[@Zgunners10]

the most hilarious part is that Michael takes the don't laugh part seriously, but is the worst lol

[@alistairbiggar6830]

Love this, funniest thing I've seen in years. Great work guys.

[@hypocriticalnihilist645]

"Because I'm trying to examine you."

[@tomjoad1363]

this one made me burt in laugh behind my desk, but I won't tell it to my coworkers. XD

[@purposeoyedeji7376]

This comment is pog 😹

[@rentonrobbie]

Can someone explain this joke? I don't get it , my English is not very good.

[@rentonrobbie]

@@hypocriticalnihilist645 Mandarin

[@hypocriticalnihilist645]

@@rentonrobbie 这意味着他在医生的办公室里自慰，而医生正试图做他的检查。

[@nicks40]

1:33 'Doctor, why are you trying to write with a rectal thermometer?' 'Damn. Some bum's got my pencil'.

[@surajbalajr.4016]

Michael is gold. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shantanumangalam7779]

Febe’s face when she laughs is an anti-depressant

[@alex135789]

Beautiful, funny people. You bring so much joy. Thank you.

[@heatherjackson7961]

I just love Febe...her eyes literally laugh and you can feel when she is enjoying that joke...she laughs to her heart's content...such a beautiful person ❤️❤️ rest are awesome as well but Febe is cute and very attractive with her laughter 😘. I subscribed after watching her in one of your reels 😊❤️

[@simonbiswas7298]

What's her channel?

[@heatherjackson7961]

@@simonbiswas7298 same channel We Got The Chocolates

[@georgecaplin9075]

I love how they _all_ lost the Barbie doll one.

[@leftnutrulez]

LOVE your channel guys! Nothing like watching your videos for a few minutes to get me laughing and feeling everything is still alright with the world!

[@lyndonJS]

brilliant guys!!! im addicted to this channel! keep up the good work.

[@hasmituchil5214]

It was a rough day until I clicked on this video. Needed that laugh!

[@train3616]

Another awesome video! Needed a good laugh today.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

SO pleased to have provided it legend!

[@dennisboismenue8334]

That last joke reminded me of one I heard when I was a teenager. Tragically this boy was born without eyelids. When the doctors came into talk with the parents they asked them if the boy was going to be circumcised because they could potentially use the removed foreskin to create his eye lids. They parents said he was and they would like to try to procedure but asked if there would be any side effects from the procedure. The doctors said "not really but he might be a little cockeyed"

[@GeorgeSmiley77]

And he'd have great foresight!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@asher4219]

@@GeorgeSmiley77bahahaha love it

[@highprf]

That "G-Rated" joke of Mitch killed us, right? LOL

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Yes for me 😂

[@PaulJeffreys1974]

Favourite was definitely the Barbie joke! :D

[@kevincarter4830]

This was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Need more like this please

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Absolutely!

[@bogdanspineanu]

You guys are awesome. Visited Melbourne for the first time this summer, from Canada. Get those mics a bit lower. You won't loose too much sound quality and seeing your faces is really important when telling a joke. If you have another mic for the audience mix it in ! Good luck guys !

[@farrukhzaidi]

You guys are super funny, you deserve a lot more subs

[@VonBek2009]

Thanks KZbin for telling me I needed to watch this...am crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ArneyO7]

I've been waiting for this :)

[@judsdragon]

started off decent but became tear filled laughter halfway thru lol nice work guys n gals

[@PapaSeBakkie]

Watching skin trying his absolute hardest not to laugh is amazing 😂

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

It’s so good to watch hey 😂

[@RintTheReaver]

y'all are bloody legends

[@Ajay-d]

That Barbie joke was great. Have to ruin a party with that.

[@karniancommunitygaming]

Discovered We got the Chocolates a week ago. Man...i've been missing out of puns and good vibes! Great work :D

[@mikecrider552]

As an American, I live for your dad jokes. Also fascinated that “GOAT” is a beer…

[@mikecrider552]

Also in the “as an American” category…I might need subtitles for your podcast episodes. But I’m trying…more Dad Jokes FTW. I never like videos and decided now, at 41, it’s time

[@tomjoad1363]

As a frenchman I also love your dad jokes. You made my day today. thank you.

[@tomjoad1363]

Just watched it again and cry laughing although I already knew what was coming (in another box XDDDDD ) . Please continue, you bring sun into people lives !

[@MS-xh7cw]

You cannot keep from laughing at this stuff. I bet these guys are a complete hoot to hang out with!

[@technologyondemand4538]

Thanks for not bleeping everything🤣 S tier content. If it was bleeped it would immediately go down to B+ tier.

[@gouripeddivenkataasrithbha5148]

This is the best by far for me. All jokes hit

[@interestedbystander196]

There was a party, and the DJ played _Shout!_ so everyone shouted. Then the DJ played _Jump Around_ and everyone jumped around. Then the DJ played _Come On Eileen_ and she was FURIOUS!

[@allanfranklin9615]

Good stuff, not every joke is a winner, but watching these guys having fun is worth it. I have to listen really close because if their accents, so I miss some of the jokes, but still funny.

[@GeorgeSmiley77]

What hurts more than tennis elbow? Tennis balls.

[@jamesyeadon7628]

This was elite 10/10

[@alfredvelazquez3306]

Mitch and the doctor joke killed me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kylemasterton8313]

If I'm ever in need of a laugh, these videos never fail 🤣🤣

[@jaybutler]

You need to create a compilation video of Michael trying to tell jokes.

[@JuniorT]

The Barbie doll joke is winner winner chicken dinner!

[@Rebel7469]

What ya call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What ya call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff

[@solid20de41]

What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss

[@woohunter1]

@@solid20de41 what do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass

[@mikecrider552]

What do you call a dinosaur with no legs? A useless dinosaur

[@Rebel7469]

Why is a T-Rex always mad? His arms are to short for relief.

[@euanmartin8468]

Nice was hoping this would come out soon. On ya.

[@alexanderverslegers4681]

Such nice jokes and team 😂😂

[@georgegeorgiouza4728]

excellent collection, remarkable growth rate... what you've achieved in 3 years is mind-blowing and inspiring...

[@alelaera13]

michael fucking cracks me up every time, his voice shiftes pitch at the end of the sentence to contain his laugh and it's too funny

[@noirjacques3274]

‘Mitch’ ??!!

[@butters_bottom_B]

so good!

[@toooldforthisshte1681]

Charlie's reaction to Mitch's joke was me.

[@bryanminer9583]

“You wave” 😂

[@abrahamk9]

Love Michael's shirt.

[@camf8372]

Tequila Mockingbird, good one 😂

[@j.miller5565]

Yes!!!! A new one

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

5:23 - I would GLADLY lose to that joke - no normal human should stay serious to that joke 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomjoad1363]

Look at the girl : she laught but suddenly got the joke and her face though still smiling decompose....

[@alfredvelazquez3306]

The Ken joke is a KILLER!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Hahaha thanks Ken!

[@YodaJediMaster]

Gday from Perth, I am loving the Dad jokes, maybe one day if I am over east I can join in

[@alaahaider]

We need tge level of the librarian and the IT teacher ones 😂😂😂

[@rawrimsobig]

"That can't make the video." "WHY NOT?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@twolf8222]

amazing and funny

[@rahul_krishna98]

When every other joke made me go Sheeeeeesh

[@richardweighill8556]

The past, the present, and the future all walked into a bar. It was tense.

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Now that is a good joke!

[@richardweighill8556]

@@WeGotTheChocolates what do you call a Roman with pubic hair stuck in his teeth? Gladiator

[@derrenleepoole]

That Barbie joke killed me!

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

That is a cracker!

[@GenghisKen]

These are savage

[@DK-Design]

I was good till Ken came in the box 🤣

[@ntan]

Febe showing off them guns! 6:07

[@BestWorstGeneral]

Also A horse walks into a bar, bartender says ‘why the long face?’, horse replies, ‘my alcoholism is destroying my family!’

[@surf101-]

What?? Makes no sense

[@michaelharris1455]

The horse isn't suppossed-to reply....

[@Scotzie69]

3:05 my absolute favorite, can watch it hundreds of times

[@hypocriticalnihilist645]

He instantly clenches his face to hold it in...

[@Scotzie69]

@@hypocriticalnihilist645 it must be very hard, not to laugh when all oders do it

[@cpmow831]

“Ken came in a different box.”…. Also, Leigh is cute

[@thumbnasiuminc4373]

That’s a dude lol. Febe is the blonde girl

[@cpmow831]

@@thumbnasiuminc4373 whatever…the blonde is cute. Happy now?

[@AbDirkie]

@@cpmow831 kinda matters, since there is indeed also a Leigh...

[@TheUltrazone23]

PDF file got me LOL :))))))))))

[@StudioMargalima]

Hilarious!

[@waziristaniafghan5085]

You know the way to someone's heart? A scalpel and a bonesaw

[@DosGamerMan]

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”

[@darrellmann7468]

Something about Mitchell he looks so cool with his deep voice and hair and moustache all my friends watching agrees he should be in movies

[@leighbert86]

What drink do they serve after circumcisions? Cocktails.

[@tomjoad1363]

OMG ! OMG ! That's a brilliant one ! THANKS !

[@sleek86]

you guys should do alive show, would be fucking hilarious and surely quite profitable

[@DementedPiXi]

I am in love with Sam!!!

[@UAlbrechtBln]

Great Videos🤣 - Still waiting for 3/3 though - will you release it? 🤭

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

Haha yes. We have gone totally whack with the order

[@tomjoad1363]

Yes, your imagination does the rest.

[@NeilRaouf]

- The scarecrow got an nobel prize. why? - it was ourstanding in his field…

[@nikhilomkar]

Mitch has uncanny resemblance with Daniel Day Lewis character from there will be blood.

[@Normal1855]

This can't be good.🤣

[@siajnesdunk]

Are there any dad joke you don't laugh your belly broken at?

[@HotelPapa100]

The original of that Beethoven joke has quite a bit more buildup. (It involves his ninth playing backwards from the grave.)

[@PrototypePlatform]

you can tell how old these are cuz i saw the "examine you" short like a month ago

[@WeGotTheChocolates]

They take a while to edit mate. But from now on we won’t put any shorts out until the full thing is released if you like!

[@laddventures6823]

Bwahahahahaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jameson7877]

U guys are hilarious and awesome together

[@ShadowStrike28]

5:42 That's what she said!

[@cranehook4715]

Hey girl, have you heard of an Aussie kiss? Similar to a French kiss, except it's down under.

[@VinceCannavaII]

"And in fact, it was not bleeped." - Morgan Freeman