Dads Talking To Their Kids

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[@andrewmorrell3373]

Missed the classic "Im not sleeping... Im just resting my eyes."

[@omnighast2054]

if your dad dosent fall a sleep in the lazy boy by 9m is he even your father lol

[@davidred1809]

You better not change that channel.

[@JustJake77]

My grandfather, every night of his life. It's one my fondest memories of him. I miss that old man ❤

[@iafozzac]

I think they put that in another video, probably the Christmas one or the boomer vs millennial father

[@justanorange2556]

Shit. I'm 21 with no kids and I've said that.

[@darint07]

Shining the light into the engine compartment is a right of passage. I've never seen my dad so mad at shaky hands of an 11 year old. ha.

[@omnighast2054]

if yoiur dad isnt constantly yelling to aim the light right is he really your dad lol

[@rustyshackelford9156]

That was classic, but he missed the part when you accidentally shine it in his eyes.

[@jamisonallen8710]

Do they still make lights other than a phone?

[@kevinb314]

Also missed the part where you shine it, but you put it above him, so his shadow blocks the light lol.

[@omnighast2054]

@@kevinb314 ahh ptsd lol

[@Jack-cz5su]

This guy is such a good dad it’s scary

[@matthewthemilkbender8095]

Oh, how terrifying, a good dad.

[@josephlittlefield2313]

We don’t allow good dads where I live

[@greenskeeper9883]

@@josephlittlefield2313 Whats a "dad"?

[@josephlittlefield2313]

Greens Keeper it’s that guy that left to get cigarettes 11 years ago

[@ice1]

@@josephlittlefield2313 thats a low ass bar.....

[@tharemyhopkins5873]

"And then your mom gets mad that I'm not getting mad at you" is spot on

[@robert48044]

"Figure it out"

[@jim5840]

I completely agree. I felt the same 😂

[@TheShinyDwarf1]

Story of my life

[@camostrike4395]

For me the opposite is true my mom gets mad at my dad for getting mad at me although one is Greek (mom) and one is German (dad) so that might have something to do with it :)

[@haroldlee4037]

Yeah, I felt that one...

[@michaelbernard1360]

Now we just need, “Dads talking to their teenagers.”

[@brendonquade1943]

This is a must I want this as well

[@liamsteadman6224]

“Get off your computer and go outside” Meanwhile it’s raining outside

[@RT-vw6yw]

Even better idea would be dads talking to their teenagers.

[@marredcheese]

Please get rid of the apostrophe in Dads. - a dad

[@greenscreen1060]

"When I was your age...."

[@nataliejunge2901]

Dads never want the dog. My dad said no to a dog then ended up sleeping with it on his lap every day in his lazyboy chair and giving him chewy treats.

[@phtevenmolz5030]

Woah now. Three dogs and two horses here. A-okay with me. Dogs behave better than most kids and will always give you unconditional love. And they always eat their food without complaining.

[@JohnDoe-wj3lv]

Natalie Junge my dad wanted the dog. He’s the exception though

[@zacmonarch4845]

It's usually because they know the pain of losing an animal

[@nataliejunge2901]

Stephen Molzer Absolutely true, we’ve always had dogs growing up and now I have 2 rescues. They do listen better than kids lol! My daughter has selective hearing. That’s cool you have horses too!

[@nataliejunge2901]

Zac Monarch Yes, it’s hard losing a dog. The 2 I have now are family. We’ve lost several to old age. After grieving a while, I always find another one to love. There’s so many great dogs that need good homes. 🐾💕🐶

[@THEAP1995]

You forgot "You Heard your mother." Also: "As long as you live under MY Roof, you'll do as you're told."

[@iron-farmer]

"I'll think about it"

[@RossMalagarie]

Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO!

[@MrCrazyass91]

He cant use up all the product in one video 😂

[@matthewchastain136]

“Shine the light where I can see not where you can see” a universal dad lesson.

[@Jacob-iu6kr]

110% accuracy

[@ratsofftoya6775]

“I’ll time ya” works every.time.

[@gunsareawesome5358]

Rats Off To Ya lol I never tried that one... I always tell my daughter her sister is gonna get it first and that puts some pep in her step.

[@metalphobos3632]

My dad used this on us and I use it on my nephews and step daughter. Lol

[@TicMoney1985]

It really does!

[@sovietsquidward5488]

I’m 23 and this still works lmao

[@johnnysalami27]

My dad still hasn’t paid me

[@brodiemcgrath7741]

The calling of every kids name before he finally figures out which one he’s trying to holler at is the most deadly accurate part of this.

[@funcats1999]

Wether it's 7 or 3 kids. They NEVER remember. How??

[@ryanwelbes8733]

It is sooooooo true.

[@rocklesson86]

Yep. I have been mistaken for my older sisters by dad many times.

[@gretals9782]

Absolutely

[@alexandergillis6276]

Or when you call out your kid's name and they reply, "Nothiiing!"

[@samanthaburd9391]

"I'll give you something to cry about!" I wanted to hide

[@jefferymccormick3380]

Brought back flashbacks!

[@mattd3978]

A lil shock to the system, but I know I sound like that with different phrases

[@iamcanadianprolife1249]

My kids don't hide they just say they will start behaving

[@schprox]

My dad actually made a reason for me to cry😂

[@aaronmackay6123]

I tried using this line of vernacular. It don't work without the physical reinforcement.

[@FinanceExamHelp]

I was a camp counselor a few years ago and I told one of my campers one time that, "I'm not mad, just disappointed." It was that moment I knew I was ready to become a dad

[@jrjubach]

And are you a dad now?

[@fuxu247]

@@jrjubach only if he didnt get caught

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

Also the classic “ you kids don’t realize how easy you got it, when I was your age ...” then there goes the next hour of your life 😂😂

[@reb1050]

I never used that. Instead, I just told my son about how things were. Like 6 cent cokes and you got 2 cents back if you returned the empty bottle. Phones with no dial at all. You picked up the receiver and an operator came on with the words "Number please". Or, you picked up the receiver and there was someone talking on the line because you were on a "party line" with others. Filling stations having gas wars and you could get a gallon of gas for 17 cents. T.V.s with all of 3 channels and you often had to turn the antenna pole by hand to get the best reception. But then again, I am an old fart.

[@indie]

"It's a tool not a toy"

[@TheSpaniard]

Needs more "who left the door open? I'm not paying to cool the whole neighborhood" and "don't forget to turn off the lights when you leave the room"

[@doesntmatter7788]

Mine always said that lol Also said, close the fridge! Stop giving your friends food, I'm not feeding the whole neighborhood! And at homework time, I'm not doing this for you. Read the book! IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK, IF I CAN FIND IT YOU CAN TOO! lol

[@erichall090909]

I always gave my dad shit for this but now with my own house and my own power bill im the same way haha.

[@BeardsAndBowsOutdoors]

"Ill give you something to cry about" 😂😂 words of wisdom from my old man growing up

[@Marfoir0303]

But Dad I didn’t do it, well then that’s for next time 😎

[@akdeadline218]

You forgot to include the "Larry Bird used the backboard" and then go on to explain who Larry Bird was in the next 10 minutes or less.

[@Carlos-be2kc]

It’s not backboard it’s bank board

[@hollyfisher8811]

My Dad on a family road trip: "Who wants Snicker Bars and Coca Colas for lunch"😎?? 6 Kids: CHEERING😁🍫:) My Mom: Totally Glaring😡!!

[@RBPSvideos]

literally had a tape measure on my desk while watching this and I could only get to 7ft 3 inches. you are superior.

[@JRWolfgang1]

Get yourself a Stanley fat max

[@alexandergillis6276]

@@JRWolfgang1 dude, i just said the same thing. Ironworker approved.

[@maryfuwku3876]

Got mine to 127 inches

[@AustenSummers]

“When you have your own car, you can put on whatever station you want.”

[@93RubixCube]

All dads end up loving the dog because it's the only one in the house that's happy to see them and doesn't give them shit

[@MrThekikster]

You forgot the part where you’re holding the flashlight and dad says “Are you paying attention? You need to learn this. When you get older you can’t be paying someone to do the work for you” As if you’re supposed to learn everything from watching your dad do the work once.

[@frizzybob]

you sound like ur childhood need a hug

[@gretals9782]

Yeah my dad does this

[@DidObamaCare]

My dad told me how terrible it was to get a dog and he didn’t want to see it. He now comes at least once a week to play with the dog.

[@johndolph131]

I feel sorry for people who go their entire lives and never experience the joys of owning a dog and the way they change your life

[@06_Gucci_Mane]

Where’s “Hi hungry, I’m dad”?????

[@MrJdub454]

I say that to my 4 and 11 year olds when they dont eat their dinner and say they are hungry 20 mins after dinner.

[@babykiwer2005]

I say this daily.

[@cody162]

Yes lol classic !!!

[@06_Gucci_Mane]

Elijah Kitsmiller actually, guy, a lot of moms and dads say it.

[@brandonh859]

I say that to my coworkers 😂😂

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

my sister wanted a dog for her birthday when she turned 9 and my dad got her one on the condition it was a springer spaniel. My dad inteded on turning him into a bird dog. He even named him "Lucky". Well all lucky learned was to bark at birds and eat. Eat your cereal

[@azleevasquez8530]

I always heard the phrase being said to my brothers “you’re definitely related to your mother” when they couldn’t hold a flash light right 😂

[@contentcremator3165]

I was hoping in the beginning you’d use my dads favorite saying for when I’d hold the flashlight for him. My dad: can you see in there? Me: yeah My dad: ok cool well I can’t

[@TylerOkray]

The working on the car clip is giving me flashbacks

[@RossMalagarie]

Doctors call that PTSD now a days.

[@TeeLocky]

That was a guaranteed cursing out. No matter what you did you was gonna get cussed out. Made me a better man lol.....

[@johannes8990]

when helping made you think you are going to learn something, but the only thing you learnt was gettin yelled at

[@DLEWIS488]

The holding the light at the beginning hit home for me. I still get anxiety holding the flashlight for someone. Like it's never hitting the right spot haha

[@Dsdcain]

My secret to being a dad when I was one, (I'm retired sorta now, they growed up) was to never *yell* unless it was needed badly. Way more effective to only raise my voice once in a great while instead of yelling like a nutbar all the time. Made them perk their ears right up and listen to me. My wife never managed that. Glad I only had two kids though. One boy, one girl, so I never did have to do the "Hey, Jo..,Crai,..Jennif... CHRIS, stop that!!" Thing. 🤣🤣 So right on with this video man. Love it even all these (one) years later. Just found you and Charlie recently and can relate, even though my life has been small town Northeast instead of Midwest, but oh so many similarities. Thanks for the vids.

[@silkroad1201]

🤣🤣🤣 that damn light. I'm 26 and I STILL can't get the perfect angle for him lol. Dads are the best

[@thelastjohnwayne8726]

The “this dog will be fully your responsibility. I’m not gonna bath it, take it out to poop...” cut immediately to the dad taking the dog out to poop. Lol. So true! That one and the flashlight was like, my childhood

[@nicksacco5041]

“I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” always got me as a kid

[@emericcson123]

To get around “whoever you are” my dad just shouts “KIDS” or “son” or “daughter.” Now that I think about it, does he know our actual names...🤔

[@BENR8108]

I just use “boy” “girl” & “wife” works well so far.

[@dasdawg4285]

I'm dying right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry but that's really funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gwendeutsch7325]

The dog one is so true tho😂

[@buschelobultra7314]

A personal favourite of my dad when I was younger: Me: “Dad, I’m bored” Dad: “Well, Hello there bored, I’m Dad”

[@balkamp8888]

I'll give ya something to cry about line hits hard 🤣

[@johndeere9244]

The “pointing the light wrong” is so true!!

[@TheHiggins1025]

I didn’t realize Myles had cameras on us South Dakota dads. I have said nearly all these things. Lmao. 👍🏻🤣

[@AleQuag]

1:51 as soon as I heard that dog collar sound I just wanted to pet that non-existent invisible dog

[@Brajodan]

Lmao my dad would confuse our names too and would say “I’m buying” like we WASNT even old enough to have jobs

[@lillilpdiddy4567823]

This might sound cringe but I hope to be like this with my future kids. I didn’t have a dad growing up and videos like this low key get me excited to be one, one day.

[@unklejerry706]

“Youre gonna cry? I’ll give you something to cry about” spoke to my soul

[@cupofjoe2562]

My dad always tells me to do something and then immediately asks “do you need me to write that down?”

[@skye1355]

mine always says: if you are stupid write it down

[@JoshJimenez_]

God bless all the great Fathers out here🤙

[@CharliePamula]

Holy shit the coffee taste hit me so hard I remember asking my dad to try he drank it straight black and when I tried it he was busting laughing and that memory just came back after that clip and that honestly made my day just another small memory forgotten rip dad i love you

[@isiahzinda2752]

“I’ll give you something to cry about” made me have flash backs

[@producedbytorin3655]

the forgetting the name really had me 😂 my dad hasn't gotten my first name right on the first try in years

[@robmillle]

“Those toys aren’t going to pick themselves up, get going.”

[@NickAndersonCreative]

"I'll give you something to cry about!" lol my childhood

[@chasefire232]

This guy is pretty funny to me. I like the part about his wife getting mad at him for not getting mad at the kid. That is 💯 percent FACTS lol!

[@Krompierre.]

Never have I seen a channel that makes me feel like listening my people back at home like this one. I never set my foot in USA, never have I left central Europe but a lot of thing here ring my bells. Thank you, sir!

[@user-dv6bt2mq7i]

“Bank board” 😂

[@BEEVIN]

THE TAPE MEASURE :D HOLY COW IM A DAD

[@Marc_It_Down]

I miss my Dad. Thanks for this

[@andreww8766]

"I'll give you something to cry about" is a classic dad line

[@AndiSchneider]

My dad came home from the fair, drunk, with a baby duck…you can imagine how much mom loved waking up to the drunk breath and the cheeps coming from the box! My dad would say, “Quit crying or I’ll give you something to cry about” all the time!

[@TaragonHelos]

"give me some knucks, knuckles" made me slap my knee. that's dad to a T

[@N556ND]

My mom was so mad at parent teacher conferences when I had a b in chemistry and I said I only took the class to flirt with a girl. My dad and male teacher were proud.

[@jamisonallen8710]

They have parent teacher conference's in college...

[@matthewthemilkbender8095]

jamison allen where’d you get college from buddy?

[@N556ND]

jamison allen That was in high school. I never took chemistry in college.

[@jamisonallen8710]

@@N556NDmy bad I went to an alternative HS and never had a choice of classes nor parent teacher conference's.

[@N556ND]

jamison allen We didn’t have a lot of choices either.

[@Dcook85]

The groans when bending down are the most accurate of all.

[@paulkaehn6203]

Me: *gets hurt* Dad, in John Wayne voice: here have a sip of this, it'll take the edge off. In regular dad voice: don't tell your mother.

[@ThatGuy-oc4mv]

The “whatever your name is” bit hits a little too close to home haha

[@johntelger5045]

1:20 I have said the same exact thing to my own kids! This is therapy. 🤣😂

[@kevinb314]

More dad skits please! All the parts were great, and accurate, but the dad noises always get me hahaa

[@Patsy-uj4yl]

The flashlight bit is too accurate 😂😂😂

[@ricktoombs9583]

My gosh that was my dad up and down especially, I'll give you something to cry about.

[@chefmayi70]

the, "you need $20 for a field trip," had me bro. I had to split my field trip money with my sister. S'cheap 😄

[@TheGoldenKing-hz2bx]

The first flash light scene really hit home with me as someone who has failed multiple times at holding the flash light for my dad 🤧

[@TheShinyDwarf1]

That whole "Stop making your mom mad, because she gets mad at me for not being mad at you so now i have to get mad at you!!!" so relatable

[@sisblis]

The measuring tape! 🤣 we use to have contests to see who could get theirs the longest!

[@waynedub1167]

Get me a beer??? WTH man get me a Nectar of the gods!

[@wilhelminaclark4938]

My dad called it a BREWSKY just so he wouldn't say beer lol

[@marshallbenson]

Why are you so good at the burnt out dad role. Amazing.

[@CuriousDiscourse]

"i'll give you something to cry about" hits hard LOL

[@executivelifetv]

The mom mad at me, at you, scene was SPOT on. 🤣

[@XxTheloveDUBSTEPxX]

There is no bond stronger than a dad and the pet he didn't want

[@nathayelakgonzales4969]

When he said go bring me another beer lol😂😂😂 i can relate

[@reel5290]

“It’s your last day of schoo-sprin... it’s your birthday?!”

[@rayray-ou8xc]

So true ! Reminds me of growing up. Lol. Awesomeness

[@andrewkruzienski770]

The light thing is hilarious. Dad it's in the same damn spot. Sometime my Dad holds the light for me now and I'm the same way to him. Lol.

[@scaredofghosts6813]

Lol caleb, Katie n madison hahaha he forgot gage, chance, and hunter lololol

[@c82001XD]

“I’m not mad I’m just pretty disappointed” is so accurate 😂

[@alisac.1560]

The tape measure.... the confusion of names... the countdown... it's just so accurate.

[@colbyfuchs5385]

“I’m not mad I’m disappointed” actually one of the most painful things said to you as a child that stuff done diddly hurts

[@JoJoMaMa_]

My mom always did the name mix up. She would go down the whoooole list and even added the dog in there. Eventually would land on the “whatever your name is!” 😂

[@skyking6989]

I'm not mad I'm disappointed. Ugh when they said that it ripped my heart out. Wish they were just mad sometimes

[@emilyk.5664]

The dog always ends up liking Dad the most. 💜

[@chrishenning8829]

We dads are up early, give them treats, and generally pay attention to them more i think. 🤣

[@rl2905]

Kid just messed with expensive dad toy of sorts. Dad: "Does that have your name on it?!"

[@DanTheTrojanMan123]

Ahhh! The good ole I’ll give you something to cry about.

[@ulfricstormcloak5080]

How'd you hire my dad for this video

[@gretals9782]

We have the same dad I guess

[@alexpaulk9364]

You totally forgot 'Do you want me to ground you or spank you? Spank you? Okay. You're grounded.' 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@JaysClubHouse]

This might be yalls best work yet 😂 “Do I have to do everything?.. Go get me a beer”

[@JaysClubHouse]

#BankboardWinsGames

[@FernandoRodriguez-rr7vd]

The backboard is the best friend you could ever have.

[@pirateslife4me]

Sweet memories!! Love ya pops!! 😘

[@morsemoe7451]

stuttering on his children names is the most relatable thing for me in this video

[@docz313]

OMG, I can remember wanting to try my dads beechnut tobacco when I was like four and he looked both ways like traffic was coming and gave me a big ol chaw and I about died. Lmao. Parenting rules sure have changed, needless to say I never touched tobacco again.

[@erichall090909]

Seems he achieved his goal haha.

[@luisjaimes7757]

This is actually really wholesome.

[@colepfeiffer5454]

The Ryder Cup shirt was frickin spot on.

[@maureennochannel]

I wish my dad was this mellow.

[@stephrayray]

Getting our names mixed up is more my mom's territory 🤣

[@sammieshads]

Totally spot on! Miss ya Dad ❤️.