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@andrewmorrell33734 жыл бұрын
Missed the classic "Im not sleeping... Im just resting my eyes."
@omnighast20544 жыл бұрын
if your dad dosent fall a sleep in the lazy boy by 9m is he even your father lol
@davidred18094 жыл бұрын
You better not change that channel.
@JustJake774 жыл бұрын
My grandfather, every night of his life. It's one my fondest memories of him. I miss that old man ❤
@iafozzac4 жыл бұрын
I think they put that in another video, probably the Christmas one or the boomer vs millennial father
@justanorange25564 жыл бұрын
Shit. I'm 21 with no kids and I've said that.
@darint074 жыл бұрын
Shining the light into the engine compartment is a right of passage. I've never seen my dad so mad at shaky hands of an 11 year old. ha.
@omnighast20544 жыл бұрын
if yoiur dad isnt constantly yelling to aim the light right is he really your dad lol
@rustyshackelford91564 жыл бұрын
That was classic, but he missed the part when you accidentally shine it in his eyes.
@jamisonallen87104 жыл бұрын
Do they still make lights other than a phone?
@kevinb3144 жыл бұрын
Also missed the part where you shine it, but you put it above him, so his shadow blocks the light lol.
@omnighast20544 жыл бұрын
@@kevinb314 ahh ptsd lol
@Jack-cz5su4 жыл бұрын
This guy is such a good dad it’s scary
@matthewthemilkbender80954 жыл бұрын
Oh, how terrifying, a good dad.
@josephlittlefield23134 жыл бұрын
We don’t allow good dads where I live
@greenskeeper98834 жыл бұрын
@@josephlittlefield2313 Whats a "dad"?
@josephlittlefield23134 жыл бұрын
Greens Keeper it’s that guy that left to get cigarettes 11 years ago
@ice13 жыл бұрын
@@josephlittlefield2313 thats a low ass bar.....
@tharemyhopkins58734 жыл бұрын
"And then your mom gets mad that I'm not getting mad at you" is spot on
@robert480444 жыл бұрын
"Figure it out"
@jim58404 жыл бұрын
I completely agree. I felt the same 😂
@TheShinyDwarf13 жыл бұрын
Story of my life
@camostrike43953 жыл бұрын
For me the opposite is true my mom gets mad at my dad for getting mad at me although one is Greek (mom) and one is German (dad) so that might have something to do with it :)
@haroldlee40373 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I felt that one...
@michaelbernard13604 жыл бұрын
Now we just need, “Dads talking to their teenagers.”
@brendonquade19434 жыл бұрын
This is a must I want this as well
@liamsteadman62244 жыл бұрын
“Get off your computer and go outside” Meanwhile it’s raining outside
@RT-vw6yw4 жыл бұрын
Even better idea would be dads talking to their teenagers.
@marredcheese4 жыл бұрын
Please get rid of the apostrophe in Dads. - a dad
@greenscreen10604 жыл бұрын
"When I was your age...."
@nataliejunge29014 жыл бұрын
Dads never want the dog. My dad said no to a dog then ended up sleeping with it on his lap every day in his lazyboy chair and giving him chewy treats.
@phtevenmolz50304 жыл бұрын
Woah now. Three dogs and two horses here. A-okay with me. Dogs behave better than most kids and will always give you unconditional love. And they always eat their food without complaining.
@JohnDoe-wj3lv4 жыл бұрын
Natalie Junge my dad wanted the dog. He’s the exception though
@zacmonarch48454 жыл бұрын
It's usually because they know the pain of losing an animal
@nataliejunge29014 жыл бұрын
Stephen Molzer Absolutely true, we’ve always had dogs growing up and now I have 2 rescues. They do listen better than kids lol! My daughter has selective hearing. That’s cool you have horses too!
@nataliejunge29014 жыл бұрын
Zac Monarch Yes, it’s hard losing a dog. The 2 I have now are family. We’ve lost several to old age. After grieving a while, I always find another one to love. There’s so many great dogs that need good homes. 🐾💕🐶
@THEAP19954 жыл бұрын
You forgot "You Heard your mother." Also: "As long as you live under MY Roof, you'll do as you're told."
@iron-farmer4 жыл бұрын
"I'll think about it"
@RossMalagarie4 жыл бұрын
Why? BECAUSE I SAID SO!
@MrCrazyass914 жыл бұрын
He cant use up all the product in one video 😂
@matthewchastain1364 жыл бұрын
“Shine the light where I can see not where you can see” a universal dad lesson.
@Jacob-iu6kr4 жыл бұрын
110% accuracy
@ratsofftoya67754 жыл бұрын
“I’ll time ya” works every.time.
@gunsareawesome53584 жыл бұрын
Rats Off To Ya lol I never tried that one... I always tell my daughter her sister is gonna get it first and that puts some pep in her step.
@metalphobos36324 жыл бұрын
My dad used this on us and I use it on my nephews and step daughter. Lol
@TicMoney19854 жыл бұрын
It really does!
@sovietsquidward54883 жыл бұрын
I’m 23 and this still works lmao
@johnnysalami273 жыл бұрын
My dad still hasn’t paid me
@brodiemcgrath77414 жыл бұрын
The calling of every kids name before he finally figures out which one he’s trying to holler at is the most deadly accurate part of this.
@funcats19994 жыл бұрын
Wether it's 7 or 3 kids. They NEVER remember. How??
@ryanwelbes87334 жыл бұрын
It is sooooooo true.
@rocklesson864 жыл бұрын
Yep. I have been mistaken for my older sisters by dad many times.
@gretals97824 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@alexandergillis62764 жыл бұрын
Or when you call out your kid's name and they reply, "Nothiiing!"
@samanthaburd93914 жыл бұрын
"I'll give you something to cry about!" I wanted to hide
@jefferymccormick33804 жыл бұрын
Brought back flashbacks!
@mattd39784 жыл бұрын
A lil shock to the system, but I know I sound like that with different phrases
@iamcanadianprolife12494 жыл бұрын
My kids don't hide they just say they will start behaving
@schprox3 жыл бұрын
My dad actually made a reason for me to cry😂
@aaronmackay61233 жыл бұрын
I tried using this line of vernacular. It don't work without the physical reinforcement.
@FinanceExamHelp4 жыл бұрын
I was a camp counselor a few years ago and I told one of my campers one time that, "I'm not mad, just disappointed." It was that moment I knew I was ready to become a dad
@jrjubach3 жыл бұрын
And are you a dad now?
@fuxu2472 жыл бұрын
@@jrjubach only if he didnt get caught
@hawaiianrussian10474 жыл бұрын
Also the classic “ you kids don’t realize how easy you got it, when I was your age ...” then there goes the next hour of your life 😂😂
@reb10502 жыл бұрын
I never used that. Instead, I just told my son about how things were. Like 6 cent cokes and you got 2 cents back if you returned the empty bottle. Phones with no dial at all. You picked up the receiver and an operator came on with the words "Number please". Or, you picked up the receiver and there was someone talking on the line because you were on a "party line" with others. Filling stations having gas wars and you could get a gallon of gas for 17 cents. T.V.s with all of 3 channels and you often had to turn the antenna pole by hand to get the best reception. But then again, I am an old fart.
@indie4 жыл бұрын
"It's a tool not a toy"
@TheSpaniard4 жыл бұрын
Needs more "who left the door open? I'm not paying to cool the whole neighborhood" and "don't forget to turn off the lights when you leave the room"
@doesntmatter77884 жыл бұрын
Mine always said that lol Also said, close the fridge! Stop giving your friends food, I'm not feeding the whole neighborhood! And at homework time, I'm not doing this for you. Read the book! IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE BOOK, IF I CAN FIND IT YOU CAN TOO! lol
@erichall0909093 жыл бұрын
I always gave my dad shit for this but now with my own house and my own power bill im the same way haha.
@BeardsAndBowsOutdoors4 жыл бұрын
"Ill give you something to cry about" 😂😂 words of wisdom from my old man growing up
@Marfoir03033 жыл бұрын
But Dad I didn’t do it, well then that’s for next time 😎
@akdeadline2184 жыл бұрын
You forgot to include the "Larry Bird used the backboard" and then go on to explain who Larry Bird was in the next 10 minutes or less.
@Carlos-be2kc3 жыл бұрын
It’s not backboard it’s bank board
@hollyfisher88114 жыл бұрын
My Dad on a family road trip: "Who wants Snicker Bars and Coca Colas for lunch"😎?? 6 Kids: CHEERING😁🍫:) My Mom: Totally Glaring😡!!
@RBPSvideos4 жыл бұрын
literally had a tape measure on my desk while watching this and I could only get to 7ft 3 inches. you are superior.
@JRWolfgang14 жыл бұрын
Get yourself a Stanley fat max
@alexandergillis62764 жыл бұрын
@@JRWolfgang1 dude, i just said the same thing. Ironworker approved.
@maryfuwku38763 жыл бұрын
Got mine to 127 inches
@AustenSummers4 жыл бұрын
“When you have your own car, you can put on whatever station you want.”
@93RubixCube4 жыл бұрын
All dads end up loving the dog because it's the only one in the house that's happy to see them and doesn't give them shit
@MrThekikster4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where you’re holding the flashlight and dad says “Are you paying attention? You need to learn this. When you get older you can’t be paying someone to do the work for you” As if you’re supposed to learn everything from watching your dad do the work once.
@frizzybob4 жыл бұрын
you sound like ur childhood need a hug
@gretals97824 жыл бұрын
Yeah my dad does this
@DidObamaCare4 жыл бұрын
My dad told me how terrible it was to get a dog and he didn’t want to see it. He now comes at least once a week to play with the dog.
@johndolph131 Жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for people who go their entire lives and never experience the joys of owning a dog and the way they change your life
@06_Gucci_Mane4 жыл бұрын
Where’s “Hi hungry, I’m dad”?????
@MrJdub4544 жыл бұрын
I say that to my 4 and 11 year olds when they dont eat their dinner and say they are hungry 20 mins after dinner.
@babykiwer20054 жыл бұрын
I say this daily.
@cody1624 жыл бұрын
Yes lol classic !!!
@06_Gucci_Mane4 жыл бұрын
Elijah Kitsmiller actually, guy, a lot of moms and dads say it.
@brandonh8594 жыл бұрын
I say that to my coworkers 😂😂
@Thoroughly_Wet4 жыл бұрын
my sister wanted a dog for her birthday when she turned 9 and my dad got her one on the condition it was a springer spaniel. My dad inteded on turning him into a bird dog. He even named him "Lucky". Well all lucky learned was to bark at birds and eat. Eat your cereal
@azleevasquez85304 жыл бұрын
I always heard the phrase being said to my brothers “you’re definitely related to your mother” when they couldn’t hold a flash light right 😂
@contentcremator31654 жыл бұрын
I was hoping in the beginning you’d use my dads favorite saying for when I’d hold the flashlight for him. My dad: can you see in there? Me: yeah My dad: ok cool well I can’t
@TylerOkray4 жыл бұрын
The working on the car clip is giving me flashbacks
@RossMalagarie4 жыл бұрын
Doctors call that PTSD now a days.
@TeeLocky3 жыл бұрын
That was a guaranteed cursing out. No matter what you did you was gonna get cussed out. Made me a better man lol.....
@johannes89903 жыл бұрын
when helping made you think you are going to learn something, but the only thing you learnt was gettin yelled at
@DLEWIS4884 жыл бұрын
The holding the light at the beginning hit home for me. I still get anxiety holding the flashlight for someone. Like it's never hitting the right spot haha
@Dsdcain3 жыл бұрын
My secret to being a dad when I was one, (I'm retired sorta now, they growed up) was to never *yell* unless it was needed badly. Way more effective to only raise my voice once in a great while instead of yelling like a nutbar all the time. Made them perk their ears right up and listen to me. My wife never managed that. Glad I only had two kids though. One boy, one girl, so I never did have to do the "Hey, Jo..,Crai,..Jennif... CHRIS, stop that!!" Thing. 🤣🤣 So right on with this video man. Love it even all these (one) years later. Just found you and Charlie recently and can relate, even though my life has been small town Northeast instead of Midwest, but oh so many similarities. Thanks for the vids.
@silkroad12013 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 that damn light. I'm 26 and I STILL can't get the perfect angle for him lol. Dads are the best
@thelastjohnwayne87264 жыл бұрын
The “this dog will be fully your responsibility. I’m not gonna bath it, take it out to poop...” cut immediately to the dad taking the dog out to poop. Lol. So true! That one and the flashlight was like, my childhood
@nicksacco50414 жыл бұрын
“I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” always got me as a kid
@emericcson1234 жыл бұрын
To get around “whoever you are” my dad just shouts “KIDS” or “son” or “daughter.” Now that I think about it, does he know our actual names...🤔
@BENR81083 жыл бұрын
I just use “boy” “girl” & “wife” works well so far.
@dasdawg42853 жыл бұрын
I'm dying right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry but that's really funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gwendeutsch73254 жыл бұрын
The dog one is so true tho😂
@buschelobultra73144 жыл бұрын
A personal favourite of my dad when I was younger: Me: “Dad, I’m bored” Dad: “Well, Hello there bored, I’m Dad”
@balkamp88884 жыл бұрын
I'll give ya something to cry about line hits hard 🤣
@johndeere92443 жыл бұрын
The “pointing the light wrong” is so true!!
@TheHiggins10254 жыл бұрын
I didn’t realize Myles had cameras on us South Dakota dads. I have said nearly all these things. Lmao. 👍🏻🤣
@AleQuag4 жыл бұрын
1:51 as soon as I heard that dog collar sound I just wanted to pet that non-existent invisible dog
@Brajodan4 жыл бұрын
Lmao my dad would confuse our names too and would say “I’m buying” like we WASNT even old enough to have jobs
@lillilpdiddy45678234 жыл бұрын
This might sound cringe but I hope to be like this with my future kids. I didn’t have a dad growing up and videos like this low key get me excited to be one, one day.
@unklejerry7063 жыл бұрын
“Youre gonna cry? I’ll give you something to cry about” spoke to my soul
@cupofjoe25624 жыл бұрын
My dad always tells me to do something and then immediately asks “do you need me to write that down?”
@skye13554 жыл бұрын
mine always says: if you are stupid write it down
@JoshJimenez_4 жыл бұрын
God bless all the great Fathers out here🤙
@CharliePamula4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the coffee taste hit me so hard I remember asking my dad to try he drank it straight black and when I tried it he was busting laughing and that memory just came back after that clip and that honestly made my day just another small memory forgotten rip dad i love you
@isiahzinda27524 жыл бұрын
“I’ll give you something to cry about” made me have flash backs
@producedbytorin36554 жыл бұрын
the forgetting the name really had me 😂 my dad hasn't gotten my first name right on the first try in years
@robmillle4 жыл бұрын
“Those toys aren’t going to pick themselves up, get going.”
@NickAndersonCreative4 жыл бұрын
"I'll give you something to cry about!" lol my childhood
@chasefire2324 жыл бұрын
This guy is pretty funny to me. I like the part about his wife getting mad at him for not getting mad at the kid. That is 💯 percent FACTS lol!
@Krompierre.4 жыл бұрын
Never have I seen a channel that makes me feel like listening my people back at home like this one. I never set my foot in USA, never have I left central Europe but a lot of thing here ring my bells. Thank you, sir!
@user-dv6bt2mq7i4 жыл бұрын
“Bank board” 😂
@BEEVIN4 жыл бұрын
THE TAPE MEASURE :D HOLY COW IM A DAD
@Marc_It_Down4 жыл бұрын
I miss my Dad. Thanks for this
@andreww87663 жыл бұрын
"I'll give you something to cry about" is a classic dad line
@AndiSchneider Жыл бұрын
My dad came home from the fair, drunk, with a baby duck…you can imagine how much mom loved waking up to the drunk breath and the cheeps coming from the box! My dad would say, “Quit crying or I’ll give you something to cry about” all the time!
@TaragonHelos4 жыл бұрын
"give me some knucks, knuckles" made me slap my knee. that's dad to a T
@N556ND4 жыл бұрын
My mom was so mad at parent teacher conferences when I had a b in chemistry and I said I only took the class to flirt with a girl. My dad and male teacher were proud.
@jamisonallen87104 жыл бұрын
They have parent teacher conference's in college...
@matthewthemilkbender80954 жыл бұрын
jamison allen where’d you get college from buddy?
@N556ND4 жыл бұрын
jamison allen That was in high school. I never took chemistry in college.
@jamisonallen87104 жыл бұрын
@@N556NDmy bad I went to an alternative HS and never had a choice of classes nor parent teacher conference's.
@N556ND4 жыл бұрын
jamison allen We didn’t have a lot of choices either.
@Dcook853 жыл бұрын
The groans when bending down are the most accurate of all.
@paulkaehn62034 жыл бұрын
Me: *gets hurt* Dad, in John Wayne voice: here have a sip of this, it'll take the edge off. In regular dad voice: don't tell your mother.
@ThatGuy-oc4mv4 жыл бұрын
The “whatever your name is” bit hits a little too close to home haha
@johntelger50454 жыл бұрын
1:20 I have said the same exact thing to my own kids! This is therapy. 🤣😂
@kevinb3144 жыл бұрын
More dad skits please! All the parts were great, and accurate, but the dad noises always get me hahaa
@Patsy-uj4yl3 жыл бұрын
The flashlight bit is too accurate 😂😂😂
@ricktoombs95833 жыл бұрын
My gosh that was my dad up and down especially, I'll give you something to cry about.
@chefmayi704 жыл бұрын
the, "you need $20 for a field trip," had me bro. I had to split my field trip money with my sister. S'cheap 😄
@TheGoldenKing-hz2bx4 жыл бұрын
The first flash light scene really hit home with me as someone who has failed multiple times at holding the flash light for my dad 🤧
@TheShinyDwarf14 жыл бұрын
That whole "Stop making your mom mad, because she gets mad at me for not being mad at you so now i have to get mad at you!!!" so relatable
@sisblis2 жыл бұрын
The measuring tape! 🤣 we use to have contests to see who could get theirs the longest!
@waynedub11674 жыл бұрын
Get me a beer??? WTH man get me a Nectar of the gods!
@wilhelminaclark49384 жыл бұрын
My dad called it a BREWSKY just so he wouldn't say beer lol
@marshallbenson4 жыл бұрын
Why are you so good at the burnt out dad role. Amazing.
@CuriousDiscourse3 жыл бұрын
"i'll give you something to cry about" hits hard LOL
@executivelifetv3 жыл бұрын
The mom mad at me, at you, scene was SPOT on. 🤣
@XxTheloveDUBSTEPxX4 жыл бұрын
There is no bond stronger than a dad and the pet he didn't want
@nathayelakgonzales49693 жыл бұрын
When he said go bring me another beer lol😂😂😂 i can relate
@reel52904 жыл бұрын
“It’s your last day of schoo-sprin... it’s your birthday?!”
@rayray-ou8xc4 жыл бұрын
So true ! Reminds me of growing up. Lol. Awesomeness
@andrewkruzienski7702 жыл бұрын
The light thing is hilarious. Dad it's in the same damn spot. Sometime my Dad holds the light for me now and I'm the same way to him. Lol.
@scaredofghosts68133 жыл бұрын
Lol caleb, Katie n madison hahaha he forgot gage, chance, and hunter lololol
@c82001XD4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not mad I’m just pretty disappointed” is so accurate 😂
@alisac.15603 жыл бұрын
The tape measure.... the confusion of names... the countdown... it's just so accurate.
@colbyfuchs53853 жыл бұрын
“I’m not mad I’m disappointed” actually one of the most painful things said to you as a child that stuff done diddly hurts
@JoJoMaMa_4 жыл бұрын
My mom always did the name mix up. She would go down the whoooole list and even added the dog in there. Eventually would land on the “whatever your name is!” 😂
@skyking69892 жыл бұрын
I'm not mad I'm disappointed. Ugh when they said that it ripped my heart out. Wish they were just mad sometimes
@emilyk.56644 жыл бұрын
The dog always ends up liking Dad the most. 💜
@chrishenning88294 жыл бұрын
We dads are up early, give them treats, and generally pay attention to them more i think. 🤣
@rl2905 Жыл бұрын
Kid just messed with expensive dad toy of sorts. Dad: "Does that have your name on it?!"
@DanTheTrojanMan1234 жыл бұрын
Ahhh! The good ole I’ll give you something to cry about.
@ulfricstormcloak50804 жыл бұрын
How'd you hire my dad for this video
@gretals97824 жыл бұрын
We have the same dad I guess
@alexpaulk93643 жыл бұрын
You totally forgot 'Do you want me to ground you or spank you? Spank you? Okay. You're grounded.' 🤦🏻♂️😂
@JaysClubHouse4 жыл бұрын
This might be yalls best work yet 😂 “Do I have to do everything?.. Go get me a beer”
@JaysClubHouse4 жыл бұрын
#BankboardWinsGames
@FernandoRodriguez-rr7vd4 жыл бұрын
The backboard is the best friend you could ever have.
@pirateslife4me2 жыл бұрын
Sweet memories!! Love ya pops!! 😘
@morsemoe74513 жыл бұрын
stuttering on his children names is the most relatable thing for me in this video
@docz3134 жыл бұрын
OMG, I can remember wanting to try my dads beechnut tobacco when I was like four and he looked both ways like traffic was coming and gave me a big ol chaw and I about died. Lmao. Parenting rules sure have changed, needless to say I never touched tobacco again.
@erichall0909093 жыл бұрын
Seems he achieved his goal haha.
@luisjaimes77574 жыл бұрын
This is actually really wholesome.
@colepfeiffer54544 жыл бұрын
The Ryder Cup shirt was frickin spot on.
@maureennochannel4 жыл бұрын
I wish my dad was this mellow.
@stephrayray4 жыл бұрын
Getting our names mixed up is more my mom's territory 🤣