Dagoth Ur Can't Work His Phone

Flashlights preserve Magicka? Get real, Nerevar!

[@slinkyslink5161]

I love how all these make it seem as if when the nerevarine showed up, Dagoth just treated them like old Nerevar, and they became best buddies/roommates. Then have normal, harmless interactions like these on a daily basis.

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in my brain they’re like pro athletes on rival teams who golf together in the offseason

[@yourcomradeiron9160]

​@@dootdootdootdootdootdootdoot This is such a vivid image, Incredible

[@Ethan13371]

Browser joining Mario and Co. for golf

[@breadpirateroberts4946]

"dwemer technology did exactly what you wanted" tfw you open your computer and accidentally delete your entire race

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user error 😓😓😓

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Just as Dagoth Ur wanted

[@E.C.Animation]

ID10T error they call that 🤣

[@Aladayle]

Some dumbass drunk dwemer uninstalled the bootloader

[@__-be1gk]

He sounds so gentle and tender in this one

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he's just so confused!

[@Totenlieder]

I don’t know how my sense of humor reached the point where I’m crying laughing at these videos but here I am

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how did the world reach the point where this is what we're using its most advanced technology for?

[@The_Kentuckian]

I'm really enjoying the Dagoth lore created by all these KZbin videos. He's just a constantly confused guy trying to figure out life.

[@zinanzine7674]

This is the best one so far

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thanks! i’m glad you liked it

[@pastelsofneptune]

i should adopt the apple ecosystem? what do you mean, nerevar? i do not intend to take on the lifestyle of a farmer, i will not herd guar and netches... yes, while it is true that i speak for the law and the land, do you think that, as lord of the sixth house and the tribe unmourned, that i would lower myself to such a- what? it's just a term? a digital ecosystem? i can connect my dwemer computing device with my phone?

[@thehoerscorral8565]

HAHAHA Nerevar that's a good one, next you'll tell me we can travel across great distances using machines powered by controlled explosions or someth- what? Nerevar I told you not to touch the mead with juniper berries, it's clearly expired. Moon and stars? More like moon sugar putting your sweet and intoxicatingly innocent head into the clouds. I should have known an Argonian would be an addict... What? No, I'm not saying all Argonians, just that you- well not YOU, I meant the royal you, because you people eat flies. What? You people? I meant it in a *holds in puke* affectionate way, no, don't put that on Twitter, Nerevar, it was just a joke, like the mongrel dogs of the Empire as a fighting force.

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nerevar you assured me this would “just work” - what do you have to say for yourself?

[@solbradguy7628]

I feel this "the other down". Whenever I'm trying to help my parents with technology and I tell them to "scroll down" they always scroll up and vice versa. I guess it's because they're making the content go down? Or when you scroll up you're pulling your finger down? Idk it must be an old person thing but I've definitely used this "no the other down" and I can see Dagoth Ur having similar struggles with technology.

[@Ace_of_the_Chaos_Element]

0:49 he makes a good point, that is kinda redundant. But the UI demands it so I guess it makes sense once you think about it a bit more

[@oldgrendel]

i love boomer dagoth, zoomer nerevar

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youtube: translate to english?

[@oldgrendel]

@@dootdootdootdootdootdootdoot old man dagoth, young lad nerevar 😂

[@JVax6485]

definitely did not moon and star that was funny good video

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thanks!

[@ShasOSwoll]

Dagoth Ur has POCKETS?

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sure, he has an extensive wardrobe

[@BLUEGENE13]

this is the best one yet

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thanks! glad you liked it - these are so much fun to make

[@BLUEGENE13]

@@dootdootdootdootdootdootdoot good writing lol

[@rzyraff6562]

omg dad Dagoth Ur calm zawn

[@jacobfreeman5444]

That ending is probably for the best. Some questions do not need answers even if they are easy to obtain.

[@Kopie0830]

Thanks bro!

[@DagothChad]

Who posted this? What are you Nwah's. Laughing at?

[@SuperSquall42]

Isn't Light an alteration spell?

[@dootdootdootdootdootdootdoot]

not in morrowind!