Dagoth Ur Plays "Smash or Pass" With Daedric Princes

[@BansheeKing22]

Have to agree on Nocturnal. What a grand and intoxicating pair of double dagoths.

[@secondarytrollaccount]

The thiccness is peak.

[@LoreChaplain]

🤣

[@isaiahvaldez3330]

I'd make a deal with that

[@cowboydan507]

I think I’m going to Crassius Curio just thinking about it.

[@fanamatakecick97]

@@isaiahvaldez3330 I’d need more “convincing”

[@RealLenny]

molag bal forcing himself into the smash column was the funniest shit ever, keep it up man.

[@justinh3421]

I was actually dying laughing for the entire molag bal bit, that was silly as hell

[@polerli18]

Nah man,the funniest shit is,and always will be;Malacath.

[@Crinklecutfries-bt6nb]

@@polerli18I see what u did there💀

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Let's not forget the whole thing Molag Bal had with Vivec. And since the AlmSiVi, Nerevar and daddy Dagoth were and are all in some kind of relationship pentagram, Molag Bal also did unspeakable things to the late Septim dynasty, the last Septim may or many not be secret with the Hero of Kvatch, who became Sheogorath. By that we can conclude that our true god Dagoth Ur is like five dragonboners away from being in a relationship with Sheogorath.

[@thomasdevlin5825]

"She can't even take a joke without turning the entire jokester's race read eyed and grey skinned" I like how this implies the rise of the tribunal was just a prank on Azura

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

"It's just a prank, n'wah"

[@IchCharacter]

The tribunal wasn't one joke, it was three jokes at the expense of Nerevar.

[@StudleyDuderight]

Red, not read. Read is past tense of read, as in "I read that book last week." Yes I know it's confusing.

[@JoshSweetvale]

It kinda was. Almalexia's a crazy bitch, Vivec's a pretentious asshole and Sotha Sil didn't give a shit.

[@williamlazenby314]

​@@StudleyDuderight It was probably a typo and nobody cares.

[@electivetoast6897]

Dagoth Ur: "Malacath is the hardest pass yet." Boethiah: "Whew, you can say that again."

[@Mortyrian]

This is gold

[@apolloisnotashirt]

She ate Malacath because she was into vore and scat.

[@Li_Tobler]

Oh god--

[@cowboydan507]

🎖

[@swagincarnate5217]

@@Mortyrian more like gold-brand, amirite?

[@mariuszmoraw3571]

Prince of Domination forcing himself into smash section is actually... very accurate.

[@novAviator01]

Also know as the King of rape so indeed very fitting

[@lukasp5892]

I mean he is also nicknamed the “King of Rape”… not exactly subtle..

[@impishlyit9780]

Yike

[@Jay3up]

“These guys always start by killing animals like rabbits,deer and argonians” 💀

[@Voltar_99]

I know

[@ilhamarasy3671]

Argonian 💀

[@Voidi-Void]

​@@ilhamarasy3671I know, they're too pathetic to be compared to animals.

[@TeRenner123]

Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash list is hillariouse

[@alexanderrahl7034]

Molag stole the show, but that comment about killing animals like "rabbits, deer, and argonians" had me rolling 😂

[@nuadi2959]

“But then they start killing ACTUAL people”. 😂

[@Hallehemss1624B]

Creepy fetish😂

[@wiswc]

Acutal people are animals too

[@Didoff_5.45x39]

he forgot mentioning the crackhead cats

[@AdmiralKarelia]

Should have added the Tribunal, since we're ranking false gods.

[@coreywho2972]

Godhead is the only real God.

[@IchCharacter]

The Nerevar tried, look what it got him... hard pass.

[@timscott124]

oooooooooof

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Okay, but we have to look at their past experience. Daddy Dagoth clearly has the hots for his moon and star, sweet Nerevar. Amalexia is in the "until death us part" part of a marriage with Nerevar The tribunal are sort of all with each other and Nerevar Molag Bal and Vivec happened Molag Bal also clearly made attempts to smash not one, but two Septim Emperors The last Septim Emperor Sean Bean might've done some Lifts-her-Tail roleplay with the hero of Kvatch Sadly that didn't last long as Sean became a bad dragon who smashed back and the champion of Cyrodiil became Sheogorth So by that logic there might still be some madness taint on Dagoth's dagoth!

[@StalkerStroodle]

“Malacath on my Dagoth” is such a clever line 😭😭

[@Jwine95]

Dude I am screamingggg

[@adamxei9073]

“Skin so thin you cut it with a rubber dagger.” DAMN!!

[@knightslegion1731]

"He's my least favorite daedric prince who isn't made of actual shit" 😂

[@byronsmothers8064]

Dagoth: says he'll lower his standards for consideration Also Dagoth: only puts two on the smash list by loose technicalities. Why am I not surprised?

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

He did lower his standards, otherwise all would have automatically gone to the pass part

[@cazikman]

He had to lower his standards in order to even entertain a thought.

[@LiftandCoa]

​@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-TigerExcept Molag .....

[@Diortelon]

One of them forced its way in and the other had to wear a mask in order to be a Pass, lmao

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

It's getting pretty lonely up on Red Mountain, and ash ghouls can only do so much to satisfy a god!

[@JargonMadjin]

Molag Bal has the power to force himself into the "smash" category of every Smash or Pass tier list, even when it's not about Daedric Princes

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Oh, and and with him it has a double meaning, fully intended.

[@kingmenelaus7083]

"key your silt strider" made me spit my fucking drink out my nose, fuck

[@KyLeon0130]

"Anyone that would consider me unsmashable is certifiably unsmashable themselves." That is the type of confidence I admire.

[@velkonemriam1935]

There is just something endearingly hilarious about his overbearing, unapologetic, relentless narcissism that cracks me up every time!

[@fahadalghamdi9316]

That is exactly why people love him. He's basically the Uncle ruckus of the elder scrolls. He is so overbearing, narcissistic and bigoted to the point that it's hilarious.

[@fahadalghamdi9316]

"Consent? what is that??"- Molag bal.

[@lukasp5892]

More like “Consent? You mean blasphemy!”

[@JamestheFreak24]

I feel like jyggalag is one of those people who doesn't have sex until they're married.

[@bossy1496]

and probably only does missionary

[@chieckenman4432]

based jyggalag???

[@holypaladin4657]

@@chieckenman4432 Always has been.

[@pgbrofficialyoutube349]

@@holypaladin4657 Naw This post was made by the Shivering Isles

[@TitusCastiglione1503]

@@holypaladin4657Indeed

[@GarrettFruge]

"Two Girls, One Goblet" 🤣

[@tortimandi666]

I really wonder if the uploader thought that one or was that the AI which I presume the uploader makes the big fraction of the texts write

[@meleefox3218]

As a lover of the Shivering Isles, I gotta say that Dagoth is 100% correct on Sheogorath being the crazy ex who would "slash your wagon wheels and key your silt strider". He'd do it with a smile.

[@demolishunDOTcom]

I am just afraid of what he might want to do with that cheese wheel.

[@azathoththe3rd]

Canonically Sheogorath's favorite hobby is torture so if you like BDSM but without the Molag Bal style then there you go

[@isthatwhatemptymeans8222]

Whoever wrote the lines "killing animals like rabbits or Argonians" bravo.. great line. The other that got a genuine lol was "2 girls 1 goblet" that's tip top. Good callback on the "climbing in your windows" reference... a little too wordy before the punchline we got there quicker then that..which is my only critique which in itself is also a compliment. This team does stellar work and far too infrequently.

[@usernameig975]

Yea that first bit was hilarious

[@ncrranger6327]

The Dagoth Rising bit got me gagglin

[@Serrax]

Holy shit Molag Bal was hilarious

[@ZakeandZach]

Man, your roast game is on point.

[@gothicseawitch8772]

I love your dagoth ur vids to man! I watch them almost every day!

[@cowboydan507]

Hey I know you. Another Grand and Intoxicating proprietor of Dagoth Ur’s sermons has joined us. Come and look upon the list of smash or pass Daedra edition.

[@CreepyMF]

Like a wise man once said " don't stick your dagoth in crazy"

[@thurqs1938]

best dagoth ur channel by a long shot, the quality and feel of the dialogue written is impeccable!!

[@spartanx9293]

Dagoth slur is pretty good especially the fight with sheogorath

[@revengance4149]

is this an entire genre? what did I get into? but yeah this is pretty funny and underrated

[@averagealtputkienjoyer]

"these guys always start off killing animals like rabbits ,deer and argonians, but then they start killing actual people" LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@aumediwibisana4613]

5:19 Something is rising and it isn't Nerevar.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Hermaeus Mora sounding like Droopy the dog with chest congestion is indeed a turnoff.

[@MRSAUltraviolet]

>Passing on Azura. Oh, shit N'wah what are you doing. SMH Dagoth D.

[@elogic7368]

Even Dagoth Ur could not deny the smashability of nocturnal

[@ronlittlejohn8046]

Whenever there’s a Daedric Prince list I’m always waiting for Molag Bal and it never disappoints 😂

[@potatoreborn7848]

Molag Bal forceing himself into the smash section was perfect

[@JRexRegis]

"slash your wagon wheels or key your silt strider" Holy shit this script is fire

[@ennieminymoo6675]

"The daedra never cease to amaze with their outlander prejudices" *Spends various minutes of the video dissing argonians and orcs and insisting on Dumner supremacy*

[@completelypointlesstv]

Classic Dunmer mindset

[@izztwo4369]

the writing for Dagoth’s quips is genuinely insane lmao. fuckin hilarious without fail

[@TheBuffaloFlats]

This is absolute gold. The jokes are so freaking good. I would laugh out loud every 30 seconds

[@brain_polish7586]

2 chicks 1 goblet and 1 swit and a skooma jar

[@theonlytnargmatt]

"these guys always start off killing rabbits, deer and argonians, but then they start killing *actual* people" Holy shit I'm giggling like a moron right now.

[@barnsleyman32]

i love the writing on these, "key your silt strider" lmfao

[@ashleyshanks6821]

I love how he actually manages to sound kind of reasonable for a while, and then he drops the racism on ya

[@ayojunya]

"I for one prefer not to get malacath on my dagoth" 😂

[@IllustriousCrocoduck]

"These guys always start of killing animals like rabbits, deer, and Argonians." 😂

[@Fungal_Leech]

“always start of killing animals like rabbits, deer, and argonians but then they start killing ACTUAL PEOPLE.”

[@charlesdaugherty321]

Hermeus Mora is prince of secrets... He knows every secret position for maximum pleasure.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Still hard pass. The weebs can have him.

[@erikhellum649]

Daddy Dagoth been acting awfully sus lately

[@TheRhalf]

"They start killing animals like rabbits, deer and argonians" lmao

[@godoforder1828]

This is probably the funniest Dagoth Ur video ive ever seen i lost my fuckin sides

[@cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886]

Can you imagine Vivec's list? What a gross n'wah lol.

[@antonakesson]

I mean Vivec already smashed one of them. Then bit of their dagoth, fashioned it into a spear and shoved it down the throat of Azura. Vivec is a freaky hermaphrodite aren't they?

[@gandalf_thegrey]

​@@antonakessonCalling him "a gross n'wah" fits him like a glove tho

[@todddominoes9862]

Nocturnal really is the only smash. Dagoth Ur is never wrong.

[@elibedard6373]

Holy Malacath, this is fucking hilarious!

[@joshalmightyblades]

NEVER STOP DOING THESE BRO, F'N HILARIOUS. MADE MY DAY MAN

[@Taycoacoabrown23]

4:59 “nope she’s stinky and gross-“ that made me laugh way too hard

[@That_One_Sunshine_Knight]

Dagoth absolutely trounces the entire daedric pantheon for seven minutes straight; except Nocturnal. 10/10 content

[@AndrewWukusick]

Molag Ballsack forcing himself into the Smash column was the funniest shit I've seen all week

[@i_liek_bois]

'hide your argonians' lmfao

[@JosephRMoore-dc9qv]

Molag Bal forced his way into the smash section 😭🤣🤣

[@novAviator01]

“King of rape” Molag Bal forcing himself into the smash side is so good

[@clispyleaf]

Not wanting to get malacath on your dagoth 😭 I DIE

[@i4u461]

"Hide your kids, Hide your wives and hide your Argonians"......🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ethanblair981]

Fell on the floor laughing at the molag bal bit

[@Dalton791000]

Love this channel. Been craving a new upload for awhile.

[@anonammon5939]

Keep them coming lord Dagoth. We crave more of your teaching.

[@Purriah]

The writing is just amazing

[@MatthiasPilz]

Vivec had Molag Bal on his smash list, as well. According to the 36 Lessons, they „compared their spears“, and Vivec taught Molag Bal „belly-magic“ and „bit new words“ onto his „spear“.

[@slayeroffurries1115]

Molag Bal smashed that Vivecussy

[@apalsnerg]

That Bed Intruder reference hit me right in the Nostalgia. I haven't thought about that song in almost a decade.

[@kalohaggard1729]

It was the " keying your Silt Strider" bit that did it for me.

[@User-s7j5u]

It is the year of our lord and saviour, 2023, and I am STILL hearing "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife AND hide yo children"

[@oktober4803]

Love this channel. It's by far my favorite Dagoth Ur channel, and i will for sure be making sure notifications stay on for this one.

[@Mortyrian]

I love the argonian jokes and I love that Molag Bal forced his way into the smash column

[@Sengrath2986]

Dagoth 1'st love will always be nerevarine.

[@zerumsparklez9956]

Dagoth once again proving he’s a prude and entirely too self absorbed to realize he’s passing on his betters

[@josiahtasich6073]

Lord Dagoth Ur. My question for you, Lord, is thus; I was born with scales, a tail, but blessed to be hatched within the lands of Morrowind. I follow your teaching as closely as any regular Dunmer resident of Morrowind have: How does one raise above their station or race within your realm, my Lord Dagoth?

[@lazarusrat6159]

"Dagoth Mother" LOL

[@liammagnisium]

the facts dagoth basically calls argonians animals when talking about Hircine is hilarious.

[@SneefyQuaffles]

So we ended up with 2 and one of them forced themselves onto dagoth and the other has a helmet bolted to their face

[@princesshannah7]

Bed Intruder references in the year of our lord 2023, you absolute mad lad I salute you 😂

[@Texan_Patriot]

This....this is exactly what I've always wanted, Dagoth Ur being racist is just..... *CHEF'S KISS* 👨‍🍳👄

[@tostytaco]

Hmmm I feel like I’ve made this video before- Can’t complain, Great video! 🙏

[@Justice_XI]

Molog bal got me laughing to hard till I felt a hand on my shoulder

[@gothicseawitch8772]

Molag ball is probably not happy about that one

[@KarlsFormerRoommate]

Was half expecting sheogorath to suddenly switch places with dagoth lol and start ranking the rest lool

[@thinkeightsix]

He called them Argonians. There's a little meranity in Dagoth Ur after all.

[@juststvn]

When this first came out I was going to leave a comment but, thought it was too sappy. However, I think that at least leaving something here for the algorithm to help pick your channel up is best. This past month of moving to Korea has been… hard. Your videos bring laughter and relaxation in an otherwise stressful and toxic environment. Thank you.

[@nathan1507]

You know someone is horrible when even Dagoth tells you to hide your Argonian.

[@woodie3030]

Oh my gods I missed these videos.

[@84cch]

I don't know whats more hilarious, the constant Argonian bashing, or the sexual inuendo and puns.

[@DuskyZenith]

“I’d rather give up my own godhood than be in the same room as this scat with legs”. 😂

[@isthatwhatemptymeans8222]

Missed this channel...

[@trumpetwizard7250]

He Molag on my Dagoth till I Bal

[@freezia0]

2:43 Why ? Why was i in the process of drinking when this came up? It goes without saying the beverage never made it inside my stomach and instead went toward the Dwemer screen technology i was witnessing this moment through.

[@kyle21843]

I love how Dagoth is constantly prejudiced but hates that Meridia is prejudiced lmfao

[@thatguy8711]

You could say Meridia is quite... clingy.

[@Forastero011]

Just heard the first line and it’s perfect

[@vossboss220]

Idk man 4 arms daddy dagon could choke, spank, and tug all at once

[@michaellemmons4759]

I love how the only one he put in the Smash list is Nocturne and even then only if she keeps the Nerevar mask on. (forcing yourself on Dagoth Ur? that takes Molag Balls...)

[@Chris_seh]

"Smash a pet" That's upgrade from farmtool atleast

[@beaglemaster]

just found your channel and binged everything. 100% amazing videos, Dagoth Ur be praised.

[@herosfolly]

idk how or why, but these videos are always entertaining. Dagoth is kind of a pimp haha

[@darthgorbag]

Yup this video earned me as a subscriber. Also I was eager to hear what he'd say about Dibella, especially since I based my real-life religious beliefs on her for a short while. But guess I forgot the 9 Divines are d'ifferent from Daedric Princes, so she'd be in a different v'ideo.

[@troycooper7733]

He’s climbing in yo windows he snatching your people up tryna grape em so you need to hide your kids hide your wives like the best reference