Dagoth Ur eats a transcendental wrap (ai voice meme)

[@Sypitz]

Dagoth Ur (the concussion sufferer) unknowingly ate a mixture of barley oats, skooma, and sawdust, all wrapped up in a leather wrapping.

[@jacobfreeman5444]

So what matters is how his resulting bowel movement is, not the abomination he shoved down his throat?

[@cowboydan507]

Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned?

[@fireblast133]

I am becoming more and more convinced this is a postmodern Tamriel and Dagoth is just leaving voicemails on the Nerevarine's phone.

[@bean9786]

Your scriptwriting is god-tier. The fact that this level of writing talent is being used on shit-posting is half the funny for me at this point

[@CliffCutterActual]

The thing that really sells these for me is they are simultaneously relatable to most people and also absolutely dripping with deep Elder Scrolls Lore

[@zacharyweaver276]

[New Quest Received] Go for lunch with Dagoth Ur (the god)

[@thetruemonarch9294]

(side) invest in the Wraps!!!!!

[@loop4569]

[Your journal has been updated]

[@caelvanir8557]

The homeless man is essential for it to be a quality place

[@joshuafischer684]

This is exactly my experience with mexican food. The best mexican food is located in a crumbling building in a strip mall. Nobody but the owner's 16 year old daughter (the hostess) speaks english. There is a ceiling fan missing a blade. None of the tables match each other or any of the chairs. There's somebody's tio in the back, nobody knows WHO'S tio he is, just that he's SOMEBODY'S tio. There's mariachi music playing on an old speaker that's worn out, so half of the music is just static. And the food is the best you'll ever hope to eat.

[@thatguyoverthere2761]

I can't stop watching this shit, pure fucking gold.

[@DrErikNefarious]

This is getting to the point where a timeline of events needs to be made

[@Sypitz]

@@dosbueno2gud 48 HOUR DIMENSIONAL DAGOTHCUBE

[@DrErikNefarious]

@@dosbueno2gud I expected nothing less

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Next week's episode of "The Big Amaranth Theory": Dagoth Ur (the god) comes to Nerevar for aid. The Mongrel Health Inspectors of the Empire have decided to close down the WRAPS restaurant. So in order to speak for the law and the land, Dagoth Ur (the god) offers the old Bosmer some funds and an opportunity to move to Dagoth Ur (the Volcano) so that he may open a new shop there and continue to bless the world with his grand and Intoxicating wraps. So Voryn asks Nerevar to take Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez and a few Dreamers with him back to Suran to help the old Bosmer finish packing up and moving his stuff while the Sixth Houses finishes setting up a new Restaurant space for the Bosmer in Dagoth Ur (the building). Oh, also bring Sunder and Wraithguard, he'll have need of it to beat the fuck out of the Health Inspectors.

[@amandalam7272]

I lost it at "the seat hurt my godly ass," the qualification of the godliness of it was the cherry on top.

[@Lex_Araden]

Local restaurants really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg.

[@ST-gd2bf]

Dagoth Ur (the food critic) should check out YumYams, a small chain in the Imperial City specialising in Dunmer arboreal cuisine.

[@wallyhackenslacker]

As absolutely godly as these Dagoth Ur (the memes) are, one of my favorite parts is how the simultaneously spawned a sub-meme of saying Dagoth Ur (the noun). There is something about that that just kills me!

[@DreamsInShades]

These videos are always so relatable. I always explain to my friends about the concept of the U graph for building quality versus quality of food. Once they enlightened, they never go back to their old ways.

[@Taerus]

Your channel definitely has the best writing out of all of these

[@woodrowwilkins6410]

Here comes the war against the health department.

[@woodrowwilkins6410]

Maybe an administrative one involving forms and regulations.

[@mnspstudioful]

Did you say Bosmer? As in the cannibalistic elves with a penchant for feeding guests the leftovers? And then making their guests into leftovers? That Bosmer? Ok. Cool.

[@MrTheta-lc8zy]

Cannibal Wrap Arc

[@nichkey5315]

Namira would be pleased, she should go their with dagoth!

[@maxaltenkirch1022]

"chunks of unidentifiable meat" hmmmmmmmmmm

[@jacobfreeman5444]

That is just a meme. Their religion forbids the harming of plant life as well as wasting the meat of anything that has been killed. So any strict adherents are pure carnivores who cannot refuse to eat any meat for reasons not related to quality of the meat(like it is already rotten or possibly poisoned) or the source of that meat(meaning the beasties, man, or mer it came from). They do weaponize it a bit as they understand the rest of tamriel abhors this practice. So feeding a hated enemy foreigner their own mother makes a rather strong point. But I also think they would understand, in general, it is in poor taste(hehe) to do this with actual friends. Basically don't piss off a bosmer and you don't have to worry

[@agiar2000]

I'm especially interested in that pin-up of Barenziah in her prime.

[@SodapopKevin]

Gone is the 6th House, the House Unscented. What's funny is I was giving my friend the other week similar advice for finding a good pizza place (since he lives on the West Coast, which is mostly made up of chain franchises where he is at) in that any place where it looks like you'll be knifed going in has to have the best pizza around or why else would a place that looks like you'd be knifed walking in would still be open.

[@CptViscen]

I was today years old when I finally figured out Dagoth Ur was eating a Suran Wrap.

[@dosbueno2gud]

I'ma be 100% with you that pun was not on purpose and is way funnier than anything that I actually intended in this video.

[@MarkD5678]

Such a shame. Dagoth Ur (the God)'s has unknowingly stumbled upon one of the fabled Elder Wraps and will soon be rendered unable to taste ever again should he dine there again.

[@joshuahoffman1458]

You may wonder why Dagoth Ur would make an exception in his racism. This is because Dagoth is exceptionally racist.

[@thomashill1340]

Its so fucking true. I went to a mexican place in like the roughest part of town imaginable. Like so rough I physically parked my car so I can visibly see it when I dined there. The food was Dagoth Ur tier. They gave you phenomenal fucking tacos for cheap af.

[@vosvig]

What a great story. Immortality for my favorite restaurants? Hell yes.

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

1:43-2:29 Should be a short by itself, because that’s actually REALLY good advice for a foodie like myself.😊

[@FoxHoundV]

We need writers like you and others in Hollywood. They haven’t put out anything funny in over a decade.

[@dosbueno2gud]

thanks

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

The Bosmer must be protected at all costs.

[@iaminterface0101]

so THATS why there's so many of those candles around

[@bengraves9416]

I love the longer format! Keep it up! 😂

[@thetruemonarch9294]

The best way to anyone's heart, God or not, is through their stomach. Also, I'm imagining the Tribunal discovering Wraps!!!!! And secretly going there.

[@JohnDoe-xt3kf]

Please never stop making these, they are fantastic

[@windows95leon]

Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg

[@zacharyweaver276]

The god, volcano, or the building?

[@windows95leon]

@@zacharyweaver276 yes

[@tedcruzwiththetopdown5411]

Culinary Facts

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

I wonder if at this point Nerevar doesn't kill him because at this point Dagoth will just defeat himself.

[@dimitrilitovsk2372]

I wonder how dagoth feels about the burger King song, or Jared from subway, or maybe even the mongrel dogs of the McDonald's food chain

[@turtlesnekproductions2206]

A worthy quest to keep that bosmer alive

[@rejvaik00]

Pretty sure that Dagoth just participated in cannibalism via this bosmer chef That wasn't a homeless guy outside lol that was a corpse, the bosmer was too old, frail, and lazy to dispose of properly

[@Kaftan]

Suran: Best nightclubs and best restaurants on Vvardenfell.

[@damian6660]

I wish Dagoth Ur would talk like that about my cooking.

[@gustavobassi3052]

Amazing content, please keep it coming

[@nobodyimportant4778]

He was there for 50 minutes

[@Mordecrox]

If only Jagar Tharn took cooking notes

[@mexicanhalloween]

are there shitposting awards? you need to win them. I have become a dreamer for I must hear the words of the sharmat

[@sillywilliam1]

This is brilliant

[@Fish-ub3wn]

awesome.

[@commiesquid4620]

Yes, but how was it on the way out?

[@JoeRoganVOD]

Tempted to do this dragoth ur stuff, any voice recommendations?

[@michaelnemo4593]

You know, Dagoth Ur (The God) has been taking a real long time to drive out the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind. How much longer until we get a video where he finishes that?

[@michaelnemo4593]

@@dosbueno2gud This makes me very sad 😔

[@herma_mora]

hmm, did you perchance get the recipe during your visit?

[@CalebGaming420]

skooooooo

[@SomeGuy-gc8zs]

Dagoth Ur (the god) has a good understanding of the quality of local restaurants. Never been to a filthy hole-in-the-wall and gotten bad food.

[@herecomemacOnTT]

It's all downhill from here 😢